"The pros were just exiled. So that means that the pros are still alive somwhere. Mabe the far lands?

@coal957

2 жыл бұрын

Theoretically you can't move in farlands if you tp there

@coal957

2 жыл бұрын

@houari bouhadjeb just shut up kid

@Jay_1506

2 жыл бұрын

@@coal957 Ok mr furnace fuel

@Football54690

2 жыл бұрын

if u wanna know what the farlands is then play minecraft storymode

@Sun.Tzu69

2 жыл бұрын

Mabe u mean maybe

I love how the texture pack they used for this also reskinned villagers as Steve and gave them all nametags.

@IT4CH1

2 жыл бұрын

Yeh the animals are noobs with name tags

@JjMn1000

2 жыл бұрын

Yea

@Noone-ww6ky

Жыл бұрын

Omg iThought he took LITTERLY like a year to make everything dirt like replacing rack block 😭🖐

@haydenreviewscustomcombos

Жыл бұрын

Is this a Java or bedrock thing?

@Mickey.Rat.

11 ай бұрын

@@haydenreviewscustomcombos java

4:30 hits hard now that Techno is actualy gone

"there wasn't a single normal block in sight." *proceeds to put camera on leafs that are normal*

@flame4171

2 жыл бұрын

That’s what I’m saying

@Shimormaster

2 жыл бұрын

Plot twist, the leaves are made out of dirt

@Grunkdunce

2 жыл бұрын

@@Shimormaster they are

@sammaala7866

2 жыл бұрын

@@Shimormaster i know but if you look closely You’ll see what he means

@Shimormaster

2 жыл бұрын

@@sammaala7866 see what who means and what?

This can't be the end of the story, all minecraft players, back when minecraft first came out, were all noobs, we all always start off somewhere, there has to be a noob, somewhere, that gets curious, and explores beyond, there has to be someone who want to learn more, someone who wants to build more, there has to be that one person, that goes from noob, to beginner.

@Mangoo0es

2 жыл бұрын

Why was this so inspirational lol

@kaelell4697

2 жыл бұрын

@@Mangoo0es thats because because the lesson is that there is always a sliver of hope, maybe this noob will venture far enough and see a vast, green forest and stone, get curious and use his tools to mine that stone and try and make stone tools, tells others about these tools and they eventually find iron, thus ends the age of noobs, thus begins the age of pros

@infiend1544

2 жыл бұрын

@@Mangoo0es facts I feel inspired

@gamifyyoutube5192

2 жыл бұрын

look at part 3 man

@NateNate311

2 жыл бұрын

Look at part 4

4:34 I like how Technoblade only sank down into the lava and we never actually saw him die *Technoblade never dies*

@Jackh2200

2 жыл бұрын

Ha

@namitabisht7344

2 жыл бұрын

Hes hiding and has a secret armory

@Miyamoto_Musashi_152

2 жыл бұрын

Nope we can see his somke Btw "techno never dies"

@hottrin6103

2 жыл бұрын

he literally died

@LittleSh4rkTroll

2 жыл бұрын

NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

I like how you literally created a whole story by just moving the npcs around

Technoblade never dies Techno blade had a potion of fire resistance 4:36

@Ironyum99

7 ай бұрын

yes

"its all dirt" looks at leaves

@justanormaldog4537

2 жыл бұрын

It’s dirt still look closely

@surprise_exclamation

2 жыл бұрын

@@justanormaldog4537 i mean there are greenish leaves

@surprise_exclamation

2 жыл бұрын

@@xtremedivxgamer7683 i guess you arent wrong

@Just-a-pers0n

2 жыл бұрын

Water

@bread5086

2 жыл бұрын

Its all dirt LOOK AT THE DAM LEAFS AND ANIMALS

Na you cant let him die like that! Have him fight back or something!(basiclly im asking for a part 2, maybe even a series)

@Evbo

2 жыл бұрын

Oh there's a part 2 coming...

@francissherin

2 жыл бұрын

@@Evbopart 2 lets goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! (Edit :Part 3)

@hersheyastudillo9846

2 жыл бұрын

@@Evbo let's go baby if that existed in netflix i would watch it

@godricktheminecrafted3113

2 жыл бұрын

“We warned you at syracnoobs, and you persisted, you took advantage of us noob cananites to drive us out, and like the dogs of notch you are, you followed us to the plains”

1:43 he is not lying i diged down and i found some

@Itskaidaorangeguy2017

Жыл бұрын

But you are a diamond-

Bruh this is 2012 content, I would have loved this as a kid.

1:00. _"there wasn't a single normal block in sight"_ Also him: *_causally looks at leaves_* Me: _visible confusion_

@sawmmung-wf6ce

2 ай бұрын

The leaves are made of dirt.

@BrunoThePuppy2323

2 ай бұрын

​@@sawmmung-wf6ce yeah but you can see some normal ones

“its been many days since ive seen a block thats not dirt“ The water: am I a joke to you

@tudorprunean4663

2 жыл бұрын

Water is not a block

@abutayeb3528

2 жыл бұрын

@@tudorprunean4663 BIRCH LEAVES AREE!!!!

@i2cool4schooI

2 жыл бұрын

Ur pfp is so cute omg

@retgaming7614

2 жыл бұрын

@@i2cool4schooI ayo 🤨😐✋

@i2cool4schooI

2 жыл бұрын

@@retgaming7614 oh wait it’s diffrent now

I just watched the whole series…… and it’s amazing, like it could be a legitimate book! Trust me, I’ve read a LOT of books. Great work!

Me remembering that noobs can’t make tnt and a creeper would’ve needed to be in there to do that much damage:0 they’re PROS ALL ALONG bum bum bummn

@kingturtle047

2 жыл бұрын

Ur smart bro

@SKADOOOOOOOSHHHHHH

2 жыл бұрын

@@kingturtle047 thx man

@Decade332

2 жыл бұрын

@@kingturtle047 lol from smart

@SKADOOOOOOOSHHHHHH

2 жыл бұрын

@@vijayalakshminamasivayam1249 thx

@barrelotl5748

2 жыл бұрын

They would also then be pro enough to find a creeper and bring it without it exploding

4:21 technoblade never dies...

Dream and techno: oh no we totally can't jump over this lava Dream: *laughing like a kettle* Techno: bruhhhhhhh

@e4rio

2 жыл бұрын

How is this relevant to the vid

@David-zy6ts

2 жыл бұрын

@@e4rio its a cringe dreamsmp fan

@uroneandonly.

2 жыл бұрын

@@David-zy6ts I'm talking about when he said the pros can't escape when they could just Jump over the lava. And yes I am a dsmp fan got a problem?

@David-zy6ts

2 жыл бұрын

@@uroneandonly. Nevermind. I dont fratinate with dream fans

@uroneandonly.

2 жыл бұрын

@@David-zy6ts Ok Boomer

This reminds me of 1984- deliberately keeping the technology low, so as to make the population uneducated (hence; "noobs") and less likely to revolt.

@tonkatsutony7990

2 жыл бұрын

That’s interesting

@britfox7766

2 жыл бұрын

@@tonkatsutony7990 Thanks! Have you read 1984?

@end4567

2 жыл бұрын

@@britfox7766 I know this question wasn't addressed to me but I didn't. After reading your comment, I kinda want to do it.

@neodintchly

2 жыл бұрын

It lies in the proles

@britfox7766

2 жыл бұрын

@@end4567 I'd really recommend it, it's actually really different from modern dystopias in fiction despite most being based on it in some way. Anyway I hope you enjoy it, it's a great read!

"there wasn't a single normal block in sight" birch tree leaves: sad leaf noises

@awesomeness7423

2 жыл бұрын

That’s dirt leaves

@ssharkiggo6432

2 жыл бұрын

@@awesomeness7423 3:40 look at the leaves

@chalabread

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@shaikrahimanshariff3695

2 жыл бұрын

I may be late, but my man has a full stack of likes

"the pros were exiled" That's what it feels like to be exiled dream

@ollies1235

2 жыл бұрын

dream isn’t good

@levinos112

2 жыл бұрын

@@ollies1235 he is

@talhalakhani3389

2 жыл бұрын

@@ollies1235 no dream is good he litterly was a world record holder he probably knows how to play minecraft the only person who I think isnt good is you.

@AngryFrog224

2 жыл бұрын

@@talhalakhani3389 he got caught cheating in his speedrun. He admitted to it. But the rest is alright

@InfernoX_D

2 жыл бұрын

@@AngryFrog224 idk about that

I just love how your titles are like the "Minecraft, but..." videos, but when you start playing it, it starts going into an amazing storyline that you just can't stop listening to, so, keep up the great work, Evbo!

0:40 "It's been many days since I've seen a block that wasn't dirt." Leaves: Am I a joke to you?

@retgaming7614

2 жыл бұрын

Bro that got old years ago

@Discwriter

2 жыл бұрын

@@retgaming7614 how did it get old years ago if the video was made 7 months ago

@retgaming7614

2 жыл бұрын

@@Discwriter the am I joke to you part

@Discwriter

2 жыл бұрын

@@retgaming7614 oh. makes sense.

@retgaming7614

2 жыл бұрын

@@Discwriter yea just saying

in 0:51 i saw a birch tree

@amogusguy1929

2 жыл бұрын

Ye

I can’t wait for more of the Erebus tales, I’ve been waiting for a part two as soon as it came out! 😃 i also love your vids so much!

@Evbo

2 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately that series is no longer going :(

@mensch3534

2 жыл бұрын

@@Evbo why thats so cool

@user-dz2vr7ed5l

2 жыл бұрын

It's the best minecraft series I've ever seen it has to countinue

@athos_yeet9728

2 жыл бұрын

Plz evbo pros take over again

@GIANSINGH-iz4pu

2 жыл бұрын

@@Evbo this was a good video . I love this noob story

"it's been many days now that I haven't seen a block other than dirt" The water block lake beside him: 👁️👄👁️

@marianvasil3548

2 жыл бұрын

It isnt a block sooo

favourite block question has 3 correct answers - dirt - deadbush - sponge

@user-zq6rb2nx7k

2 жыл бұрын

Sponge can only obtainable though raiding a ocean monument and kill the elder guardian and from the sponge rooms They r pros

Imagine if he didn't use a texture pack and actually built everything from scratch

@TheReal_EnderQueen

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@Noone-ww6ky

Жыл бұрын

I thought that’s what hedid

Uatu the watcher: Follow me and ponder the question…. What if?

Hey if you having trouble making a project We're here to help I know you're using a Minecraft bot plugin or mods to Control the "noob" We're here if you needed Nice project btw love it ngl

@ken-hd8zu

2 жыл бұрын

Yes and the bot movements is wrong maybe change the movements speed to 1.1

Even though its extremely rare, it is possible to find diamonds by digging straight down. Since diamonds spawn on y=12, once you reach that there is a possibility of the diamond being below you

Water: *isnt dirt* Me: *visible dirtfusion*

The fitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up after the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

@thea5952

2 жыл бұрын

NO NO NO NO NO YOU DON'T GET TO DO THIS I ALREADY DID THE PACER THIS YEAR I CAN'T DO THIS RIGHT NOW

reminds me of my skydoesminecraft and popularmmos days, keep it up my guy, this video really threw me back

“There is just dirt and that’s all I’ve seen for years” one minute later “There is a mound of diamonds over there”

Already better plot than the dream smp

@PhantomGato-v-

2 жыл бұрын

Basically 1984

Wait if they are noobs and you are the pro can’t you just kill them?

@gdb5549

2 жыл бұрын

it's like stormtroopers, they suck, but they toss thousands of them at the problem

@master.blitzie8221

2 жыл бұрын

@@gdb5549 pro has thee good stuff right he has potions gapls probably netherite armor with good enchantments he probably has end crystals

@gdb5549

2 жыл бұрын

@@master.blitzie8221 yeah, but the video said that the pros were outnumbered 100 to 1

@mythic.1422

2 жыл бұрын

Mmmmm

@mythic.1422

2 жыл бұрын

yeah……….

This series is actually extremely interesting-

4:09 say goodbye to the diamonds

0:58 "There wasn't a single normal block in sight." *Continues to show 7 trees with normal leaves*

@ethantasti2521

2 жыл бұрын

Are you color blind?? The leaves are brown like dirt

@VixAvior

2 жыл бұрын

@@ethantasti2521 Sheesh, it's just a joke.

Minecraft if noobs would be better than pros

Evbo : I didn't see other block than dirt for many days Also Evbo: Saw some leave

Fun fact: digging straight down, there is a 18% chance of finding a cave with vanes of diamonds

0:59 "there wasnt a single normal block in sight" leaves

Been awhile but so happy to see this notification, can’t believe the growth you have made

4:42 did you just kill Dream and Technoblade and Notch?

And this is where it all started. The simulation that would clone and torture evbo. Little did he know a year later he would end it once and for all

Minecraft: *exists* Evbo: Come one, come all, for a great storytime!

Him: there wasn't a single normal block in sight Me: bruh I see leaves, normal ones, it is at the 1:00 mark

@joffen52

2 жыл бұрын

greenish dirt

The axolotls got a revive book and revived all the pros but we migrated to the end we installed a mod that turned the end into the old overworld

0:43 left side of screen "un-dirtified" leaves as he says "Its been many days since I've seen a block that wasn't dirt".

Man I remember sitting in bed a year ago watching these videos. Absolutely incredible to see where they came

Make a part two to the if creeper wholes were never filled

@yuelcaneso9871

2 жыл бұрын

holes*

@lilycorral414

2 жыл бұрын

@@yuelcaneso9871 hi Grammar police

Don’t worry evbo I’m still alive and I’ll get revenge

When he said I have been a noob for 573 days he sounded like piece control Kyle

“It was only dirt” Me looking at the water: 👁👄👁

We need a second season of one pro trying to take over again I bet it will be fun to watch

mine the leaves until you get a tree and you’ll get wood from it and get rid of the not wooden dirt items and replace it with wood in mc it wouldn’t be tellable cause you have wooden tools already

FUN FACT did you know when Minecraft was first invited the only thing you see was dirt not even trees or seas or lakes or pongs no mining or animals just dirt? Am I the only one who knows?

“I will burn this planet down before I spend another minute living among these…animals…!”

I’ve had times where I’ve dug straight down and didn’t realize it but I didn’t die 😂

At 3:47 you can see normal leaves.

Evbo: everything was turned into dirt Water: yeah I’m still here

Evbo: everything has been a dirt block me: sees a dirt tree with normal leave :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Then one day the souls of the pros possessed the other noobs starting a pro-noob revolution

Keep up the good work man

0:43 i like how you can see sand and leaves lol

2:39 "widdle bit"

This is basically the Soviet Union , everyone’s equal

Watching part 2 and 3 before this actually feels good… now I’m going to watch part 4!

“its been dirt there wasnt even any other block” Water: am i a joke to you?

2:32 dude I can cleary see tree's over there😂😂😂

I love how now noobs are just associated with dirt now.

i''m making my own dirt pack so i can make my pov of these events, like a sort of side-story 👀 don't know if it will be canon to this video but it will be an interesting experience

There wasn’t a single thing Water: Am I a joke to you?

“It’s been many days since I’ve seen a block that wasn’t dirt.” The water puddle: *am i a joke to you?*

Still wondering how do they even get wooden tools with no trees

@jellyfish0311

Жыл бұрын

Noob government took all the wood from pro storages and distribute it to regular noobs

0:59 "there wasn't a single normal block in sight" can you explain that why I see normal leaves in front of you?

@dankisdank365

2 жыл бұрын

😂 I wanted someone to point it out

"there wasn't a single normal block" leaves right Infront

1:00 “there wasn’t a single normal block in sight” *continues to stare at regular leafs*

Why not make a video about if God players (pros) take over the world

Anyone else in 2023?

@kathiCollinloveNike

19 күн бұрын

No 2024

@Mr_bubble221

18 күн бұрын

@@kathiCollinloveNikesame

@Jammybob

12 күн бұрын

@@kathiCollinloveNikesame to lol

@asgharcafer5220

9 күн бұрын

2024😂❤l

@PurpleGaming19

6 күн бұрын

No 1111

Elbow: Even the trees turned into dirt Me: *Sees a non dirt tree

The "Mining diamond ores with wooden pickaxe" part was like nails on a chalkboard

There are no other blocks expect dirt Water: pathetic

@ayellowhatstudios

2 жыл бұрын

Block. Not liquid idiot.

@powersof

2 жыл бұрын

@@ayellowhatstudios it’s a block in the game lol

@powersof

2 жыл бұрын

@@ayellowhatstudios check the files lmao

@ayellowhatstudios

2 жыл бұрын

@@powersof well guess what. Maybye it's a bug with the texture.

@ayellowhatstudios

2 жыл бұрын

@@powersof and plus, just because it counts as a block according to mincraft, doesn't mean it lost it's purpose as a liquid.

1:00 "No block other than dirt" Me : *Sees normal leaves* Cap.

Some of the trees had normal leafs 😂

I have watched these vids over and over again, and they never get old! These are my favorite and you are my favorite youtuber Evbo! Thank you soo soo much for making these! They also got me through rlly hard times, thank you so so SO much for putting your time and effort into these,.

0:55 "so they made EVERYTHING dirt" *looks at grren leaves, pale green grass, and blue, water*

POV: Trying to find a block other than dirt and leaves

Dang bro predicted the future for techno blade

omg im getting so much nostalgia from when this whole thing with noobs started popularizing in minecraft

4:31 this totally aged so well

0:42 That regular leaves

“Not a single normal block in sight” Meanwhile the dark green tree leaves

Wow. This story is so well written!

You know, if this was true, you could still kill all the noobs with wooden axes and swords, since they’re noobs, they cant even fight back

Don't know why noobs are always linked with dirt. I made a wooden house when I first played Minecraft.

The Leaves: *Am I a joke to you?*

You forget categories : Noob ( no armor ) -> intermadiate ( leather-iron armor somethimes enchanted ) -> old pro ( max iron gear ) -> pro( dmd armor ) -> modern pro ( dmd max gear ) -> master pro ( max netheite armor ) -> grandmaster pro ( ma netherite armor + elytra + totems ) -> Hacker ( advanced xray ) -> GM hacker ( advanced xray teacher and bots trainer )