Subscribe, or I'll melt your ice cream

@user-rh7nd5xv7y

4 жыл бұрын

Ok

@t_asty

4 жыл бұрын

Skip the Tutorial no don’t

@hairistired8010

4 жыл бұрын

I'm already subbed, KZread lied

@anock16

4 жыл бұрын

Skip the Tutorial noooooooo pls dont

@skullzans

4 жыл бұрын

GOOD. I unironically like liquid icecream.

Famous last words: “ *This shouldn’t kill me* ” -Failboat 2020

@fchef8370

4 жыл бұрын

I saw this comment as it happened

@ricedude4575

4 жыл бұрын

F Chef me to

@PyroPotatoTheUltimax

4 жыл бұрын

Top 10 saddest anime deaths

@monsieurbacteria5884

4 жыл бұрын

Literally just posted this comment lol. I deleted tho cause I didn’t want to be accused of stealing. Ay, great minds think alike!

@xavierbradford5528

4 жыл бұрын

Fail pat failed to survive in a boat

"hey can we go outside?" *"NO"* "Why?" *"THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER"*

@modahabbab4576

4 жыл бұрын

Not anymore, there's a blanket

@unlimitedbadness9517

4 жыл бұрын

Now all the animals can go on land

@XxsniperxelitxomegaxlmaoxOwOxX

4 жыл бұрын

you forgot to put the "oh ok" befor that

@cedrick25

4 жыл бұрын

@Matnsmith Smith._.

@nathanpace3090

4 жыл бұрын

Techno Cedrick25 ಠ_ಠ

“This shouldn’t kill me” - Failboat’s last words (7:52)

Anakin would fit right in with this challenge!

@bluestonecreeper720

3 жыл бұрын

Take my thumbs up and leave

@bigjfoodreviews

3 жыл бұрын

Hello there

@phantomaviator1318

3 жыл бұрын

General Kenobi...

@ilaprouty

3 жыл бұрын

that's no moon

@danwolf4045

3 жыл бұрын

Hello there

yo skip, heres an idea Minecraft but EVERYTHING has silk touch. I bet that would hard to program but imagine that

@cassiopeia_real

4 жыл бұрын

it wouldnt be that hard actually just execute as @a[nbt={SelectedItem:{id:"minecraft:acacia_boat"}}] run replaceitem entity @s weapon.mainhand acacia_boat{Enchantments:[{id:"minecraft:silk_touch",lvl:1}]} but this command is for every item except tools then /enchant @a silk_touch 1

@awesomedude1262

4 жыл бұрын

But furnace

@artificialidiot1654

4 жыл бұрын

Did you mean every item is automatically enchanted with silk touch or your arm is enchanted with silk touch

@williamz2548

4 жыл бұрын

@@awesomedude1262 cobblestone generator

@Scrumdidilydumptious_Balls

4 жыл бұрын

Everything. Is silky

I think this has to be one of my favorite playthroughs of Minecraft yet. What an absurd run LOL

@jaywalker70731

4 жыл бұрын

Oh look a failed boat

@JJ_951

4 жыл бұрын

Failboat wow only two comments

@rydogan2v2

4 жыл бұрын

Hay dog or cat

@tpo100cofficial9

4 жыл бұрын

hey are there uncut versions of these?

@that1randomguy21

4 жыл бұрын

XD

So basically the “sun is a deadly laser”

@aidendoesstuff185

3 жыл бұрын

“Not anymore, it is night time.”

@thecontentbreaker6611

3 жыл бұрын

@@HalfABoolean_Studios XD

@ciaraxyerra

3 жыл бұрын

This has only 4 reply’s what

@malinatof

3 жыл бұрын

we could make a religion out of this

@jayoftheearth5110

3 жыл бұрын

I love this reference

"Yeah, I found a failed boat." - *FAILBOAT*

@crystal_1014

3 жыл бұрын

Nice pun

@BabyDontHearnMeNoMore

3 жыл бұрын

Ok stupid hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

@zarnox3071

3 жыл бұрын

@@BabyDontHearnMeNoMore What is the point of that?

@BabyDontHearnMeNoMore

3 жыл бұрын

@@zarnox3071 lmao idk plus I’m just joking around

@aidendoesstuff185

3 жыл бұрын

@@BabyDontHearnMeNoMore bruh

Skip the Tutorial: The only person subscribed is my mom. Me: How many times has this guy been adopted and left...?

@blankbackgroundimage457

4 жыл бұрын

I made it 69 likes

@cosmoisconfused

3 жыл бұрын

@@blankbackgroundimage457 nice

@icegolemite

3 жыл бұрын

About 700K times

"minecraft, but you're a goddamn vampire."

@1980ephi

4 жыл бұрын

"minecraft, but gecko moria took your shadow"

@Ricky-2

4 жыл бұрын

Minecraft but you wore a strange stone mask

@citcoin-official2681

4 жыл бұрын

@@Ricky-2 *wore But Nice Reference.

@jimmyjohnjoejr.9020

4 жыл бұрын

Wryyyyyy

@GoCubsGo2016

4 жыл бұрын

Minecraft, but the sun is a deadly lazer

“Don’t mine at night” But do.

I like how when Skip first died, his score was 69, despite it actually being 0

@evthespineconfiscator8652

3 жыл бұрын

Nice

everyone talking about the sun is a deadly laser, but I would REALLY like to know the seed, this is a really lucky seed jeez

@redfox1917

4 жыл бұрын

What ?

@seekndemolish4265

4 жыл бұрын

@@redfox1917 seed as in the world they had which a world would be generated in nonsense called a seed which is a mixture of letters and numbers

@bruhxd655

4 жыл бұрын

@@jude1904 "Diamonds! Wow dia- Diamo- Wow diamo- Look a fortress!"

@GigaChad-ju5su

4 жыл бұрын

Jude Simon 🤦‍♀️

@kayleelomas5598

4 жыл бұрын

Jude Simon actually quite a few of them were exposed. And the stronghold thing is really cool and rare. Stop getting mad at people for wanting a seed

Mom why can't we go outside Mom: *Because the sun is a deadly laser!*

@ryanyeo4448

4 жыл бұрын

Not anymore there's a blanket

@edwardjocson344

4 жыл бұрын

lazer

@thelanktheist2626

4 жыл бұрын

edward jocson laser, he said it right

@DialUpDuck

4 жыл бұрын

Everyone did it wrong Hey can we go on land? *NO* why? *THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER* Never mind there’s a blanket!

@JoyRender

4 жыл бұрын

expected bill wurtz

Sounds like SCP-001 "When Day Breaks" but you dont turn into a monster.

@santiagomendez246

3 жыл бұрын

Sick

"only my my mom is subscribed" skip has 397000 moms, more than the entire population of iceland Edit: skip now has almost 470000 moms, more than the population of Malta Edit 2: Skips mom count has passed the population of Maldives (530 000) Edit 3: Skip now has 740k moms, more than Montenegro. Edit 4: Skip has passed 1 million subscribers and now has more moms than the population of cyprus (1.2 mil.)

@nekomimicatears

4 жыл бұрын

@Thomas Sager one word curse word?

@theanxiousenby9280

3 жыл бұрын

^ 540000 moms

@michalcernik9653

3 жыл бұрын

Damn his channel is growing fast lol

@ThatVillain-the-Gamer

3 жыл бұрын

Oh goodness I think now he has more "moms" than the entire population of Togo

@tl1882

3 жыл бұрын

Now he has 742k mums

after quarantine: *the sun damages you*

@ortherner

4 жыл бұрын

Ok Extrovert

@Agile69

4 жыл бұрын

Ok

@AvoiceInYourheadd

4 жыл бұрын

*the sun is a deadly laser*

@efficientdoom1895

4 жыл бұрын

@@AvoiceInYourheadd Yes!

@ybajoe9773

4 жыл бұрын

after you get vampiric like strength but without the blood taking

Day: *_T H E S U N I S A D E A D L Y L A Z E R_* Night: *_Not anymore there’s a blanket_*

@derpow9253

4 жыл бұрын

I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THAT NOOOOO

@ethan74759

4 жыл бұрын

@@derpow9253 it doesnt matter cus if you find something after you think of it its not copying

@user-kx8pu6ys5i

4 жыл бұрын

@@ethan74759 people still say you copied tho

@ethan74759

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-kx8pu6ys5i but its not copying

@Gelatinfanboi

4 жыл бұрын

ITS LAZER NOT LASER IT HAS A Z

Minecraft, but it’s scp 001 when day breaks without the anomalies

They aren’t burning in the sun they are actually being hit with a fire ball Edit: pause at 1:34 and you will see the fire ball

@littlelinc1236

3 жыл бұрын

I saw it

@junkmail8418

3 жыл бұрын

I saw it and thought wat is that

@samuelenglish6776

3 жыл бұрын

That’s fire powder

@swapnarajole6950

3 жыл бұрын

it looks like blaze powder not fireball

@tylenollo

2 жыл бұрын

it looks like blaze powder actually

"You can't go outside" "Why?" "The sun is a deadly lazer"

@Shimada.

4 жыл бұрын

@Matnsmith Smith lol

@Icey_Editss

4 жыл бұрын

Can we go outside? No Why? The sun is a deadly lazed

@zsomborsandor9888

4 жыл бұрын

Not anymore there's a blanket

“Nothing is worse than this rn” Me: *desert spawns.*

@perttutunkkari3275

4 жыл бұрын

And infinite oceans damn those were annoying

@kokoslegend4850

4 жыл бұрын

@@perttutunkkari3275 mostly infinite oceans.

@lovestrucktheidiot

4 жыл бұрын

*laughs in Desert Buffet world challenge*

@hip312

3 жыл бұрын

I made this mod by myself

I don't know why but whenever failboat says "let's gooo!" it fuels me with happiness and determination.

Nobody: Memers: THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER

5:58 "I'm using furnaces as chests" 2b2t: interesting...

@thenthson

4 жыл бұрын

Valley of furnaces intensifies

@cameronthompson4196

3 жыл бұрын

As do furnace chunk bans

this is how it feels leaving quarantine

@bread8926

4 жыл бұрын

That sucks

@DialUpDuck

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@jimmyjohnjoejr.9020

4 жыл бұрын

Hello fellow hat child

"this shouldn't kill me." Famous last words

"Only my mom is subscribed" She must be so large she counts as nearly 1.5 million people.

@Green24152

3 жыл бұрын

nice one

@evthespineconfiscator8652

2 жыл бұрын

Now that's what I call a good yo mama joke!

@theonewhoasked940

2 жыл бұрын

Now nearly 3.6 million people

“Minecraft but THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER”

@demonatic7258

4 жыл бұрын

But what happens when there is a blanket

@LandonThePancake

4 жыл бұрын

Not anymore there's a blanket!

@ersteeryt35

4 жыл бұрын

There no food on ground.

@fishyaustin3350

4 жыл бұрын

Fricken peppa

@no-do5od

3 жыл бұрын

Peppa Pig hi. I eat your kind on sundays :).

SCP-001: *YES* *JOIN*

@rokkraljkolesa9317

4 жыл бұрын

nice to know I wasn't the only one to think that

@kokonacbro5398

4 жыл бұрын

That was in my mind tooooooo

@snek4246

4 жыл бұрын

*S. D. LOCKE would like to know your location*

@moose200

4 жыл бұрын

Why is my skin melting?

@hypergu

4 жыл бұрын

Cooool but the foundation's first scp is unknown . If you keep spreading misinformation facility staff will have to terminate you

Skip the tutorial: you burn in the sun Scp-f: when day breaks

1:23 yeah, because “Don’t Mine At Night”

Skip and failboat: I reject my humanity JoJo

@delguin5447

4 жыл бұрын

KONO DIO DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

@nathanpixelkid

4 жыл бұрын

It would fit because both Dan (Failboat) and Dio are blond.

@hihello2910

4 жыл бұрын

oh god... killer queen has already touched this comment section

@jimmyjohnjoejr.9020

4 жыл бұрын

WRYYYYYYY

@hystericallover5989

4 жыл бұрын

NYO-HO!

50% "The sun is a deadly Laser" 50% "D I O"

@gimmboi7408

4 жыл бұрын

don’t forget the other 50% scp-001

@keongroves3

4 жыл бұрын

Why not both: Can we walk outside now? *NO, THE SUN IS A DEADLY DIO*

@hadriandwyer2191

3 жыл бұрын

@@rankduckling1997 no dio is gays

@SelfDrivingBagel

3 жыл бұрын

yes

“This shouldn’t kill me” Failboat hit the ground too hard

THIS WAS THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY TO SAY “KZread said I only have 2 degrees of subscribers”

Nobody: Florida during the summer:

@safariknight3239

4 жыл бұрын

You mean Arizona?

@khajiithaswares4147

4 жыл бұрын

@@safariknight3239 anywhere in the us not near Canada

@pearl4466

3 жыл бұрын

Nobody: Arizona everyday:

@TheDarkCatYT

3 жыл бұрын

I live in Florida, so accurate

@Severusdarcy_

3 жыл бұрын

More so melting its so hot in Arizona and Florida

Scp-001 "When day breaks "

"KZread says only my mom has subscribed" *Ahh yes skip has 1.15 million moms I see now*

Me: takes hours to find a fortress Skip every challenge: Ohh A Fortress!

you thought the player you played as was steve, but it was i, dio!

@cgnfake6721

4 жыл бұрын

Isaac Clifford-Jones this might’ve been the lamest joke I have ever read in my life. You were in such a rush to get likes you forgot to make sense.

@felixargyle1285

4 жыл бұрын

@@cgnfake6721 what are you going to do about it?

@mafoo3338

4 жыл бұрын

CGN Fake this might've been the lamest comment I've ever read in my life. You were in such a rush to complain you forgot how to be nice and let someone post a comment without being criticized 😒

@joelellks4063

4 жыл бұрын

@@cgnfake6721 Imagine insulting someone else because you didn't get the joke It's a reference. Try and be a little kinder.

@jimmyjohnjoejr.9020

4 жыл бұрын

@@cgnfake6721 nice bait, you almost got me

This is basically you just being a person who put on the stone mask in jojo’s

@Pixelator0201

4 жыл бұрын

Yo Man so a vampire

@popzpopz473

4 жыл бұрын

Yo Man I WANTED TO MAKE THE JOJOS REFERENCE

@Luca-kl9mu

4 жыл бұрын

Pixelator0201 yes i just forgot the word

“This shouldn’t kill me.” -FailBoat 2020 Famous last words

My dad: why won’t you go outside? Me: the sun is a deadly laser Dad: what does that mean? Me:

Skip: Only my MOM is subscribed! Me, who has been subscribed for ages: *OH, wow. I never knew I was his mom*

@haydenschroer8535

4 жыл бұрын

Me, who was subscribed for half a year: really?

@HavocTheReactive

Жыл бұрын

@@haydenschroer8535 *being subbed for 3 years* : Are you sure about that?

0:03 Is Failboat secretly MatPat's brother? At that moment he sounded _so_ much like him.

@freddygamer1486

3 жыл бұрын

0:11

@freddygamer1486

3 жыл бұрын

7:77

Bill wurtz: the sun is a deadly laser Tutorial skipper: didn't hear the message

Scp 001- When Day Breaks A rough reenactment by Skip Tutor and Fail Boatman

So Minecraft but you're DIO~

@rokkraljkolesa9317

4 жыл бұрын

nah, that implies they got new powers

@Ixe2077

4 жыл бұрын

@@rokkraljkolesa9317 Dio but less superpowers.

@jimmyjohnjoejr.9020

4 жыл бұрын

Wryyyy

We could make a religion out of this.

6:55 an ender skeleton is actually a great idea, i feel like it would teleport around you firing ender arrows which teleport u around, and if would make the end much better

SCP-001 "When Day Breaks" go brr

I love how failboat, every five seconds, is just like "hey diamonds"

9:44 - Skip the Tutorial & Failboat vs ｢The Sun｣

@jimmyjohnjoejr.9020

4 жыл бұрын

Finally a non-Dio jojoke

Suggestion: Minecraft but with the Randomly Adding Anything mod. It's criminally underrated and it seems right up your alley.

Can we all just appreciate skip’s great taste in Mario kart 8 music

Only OGs will know “the sun is a deadly laser”

@minecraftlance7958

4 жыл бұрын

Not anymore there's a blanket (ozone)

@goose_dove

4 жыл бұрын

not really, it's an extremely popular video

@wetlink0096

4 жыл бұрын

bill wurtz history of the entire world i guess

@mandiejoholmes

4 жыл бұрын

The sun is a deadly lazer

@drakerose3789

4 жыл бұрын

Can we go outside? *No* why? *the sun is a deadly lazer* oh ok

This is like when day breaks but they don’t die in the moonlight

You need to mix this with the challenge where your light level can't go below seven.

Alternative Title: SCP-001 When Day Breaks but in Minecraft Yes I know When Day Breaks is very different from this video. It's a joke. Stop telling me it's different. I know.

@liquid_oxygen

4 жыл бұрын

ah yes, a man of culture

@man_like_forg1121

4 жыл бұрын

👍

@iamnooneiamnoone3591

4 жыл бұрын

Very different

@jasonlewis4438

4 жыл бұрын

Nah, because SCP-001 was present in moonlight too (Since it's just reflected sunlight after all)

Skip: Can we go outside? Bill Wurtz: No! Skip: Why? Bill Wurtz: The Sun is a Deadly Lazer

Minecraft but you burn in the sunlight Me: looks like scp 001 when day breaks has entered Minecraft

Failboat and skip are the perfect duo

Nobody: Skip the Tutorial: I reject my humanity!

@numaandhavoctv

4 жыл бұрын

skip builds a massive castle literally just to escape the sun

@jimmyjohnjoejr.9020

4 жыл бұрын

The best place to hide would be a desert village

Then Zombies live in the outside world

Mobs to Minecraft players: you don’t know my pain Skip:

i'm now in love with failboat's voice

Skip and Dan: Hey can we go on land? Sun: No Both: Why? Narrator: tHE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER

@amberstone1189

4 жыл бұрын

Wut

@sare1934

4 жыл бұрын

@@amberstone1189 Bill wurts or wurtz the history of the entire world I guess

@amberstone1189

4 жыл бұрын

@@sare1934 oh yea I saw that my KZread glitched and it showed something weird lol

DIO noises intensifies*

I think this would be really interesting if it could be made to work like how it is for mobs, such as wearing a hat will protect you, but degrades the helmet over time.

This is basically what "The sun is a *DEADLY* lazer" totally means.

the video title in other words: *_The sun is a deadly lazer_*

So... It's basically Scp 001 "When day breaks"

@FriendlyCloaker

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, basically

@literallyme8571

4 жыл бұрын

But you don’t turn into a giant blob

@BenPog1

4 жыл бұрын

And not as deadly

@gimmboi7408

4 жыл бұрын

but there’s no blobs

These videos are so hilarious, thanks for making me laugh.

I love Skip's voice when he says, "Diamonds!"

the actual title: minecraft: Dio Brando Edition

@SelfDrivingBagel

3 жыл бұрын

yep

This video reminds me of the “when day breaks” SCP story.

This is how mobs feels everyday day

Normal person:uses chest for storage Skipthetutorial:uses furnaces and dispencers as storage

Alternate Title: Minecraft but your Dio

meanwhile in 2012: Hey, can we go outside? No Why? The sun is a deadly laser

This is just two dudes being Dracula in Minecraft.

Failboat: This won’t kill me. Also Failboat: dies

the suns hot uh oh ow

What was that seed

the "hey, diamonds!" is so adorable tbh

SCP-001: When Day Breaks

@jojobod

4 жыл бұрын

This. This is amazing.

Ummm, it's just playing like a zombie The vid is still fun tho

“Australia”

@rreee547

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

So this is basically scp-001, when day breaks

It was funny when Skip was havin a good swim in the water and Failboat was burning but fortress at the portal going

"This shouldn't kill me" -Daniel Failboat 2020 *Famous last words*

Minecraft, but it's SCP-001 (when day breaks)

@misiekfid

3 жыл бұрын

secure

SKIPS LAUGH IS SO SWEET AHHHH

I see vid: *exite* Hear fail's voice: *E X I T E* "Together with fail:* *ASCENDED E X I T E*

@derpow9253

4 жыл бұрын

COMMIT EXITEMENT

@khajiithaswares4147

4 жыл бұрын

*E N L I G H T E N E D E X I T E*

combine burn in sunlight and darkness kills you to have maximum suffering. your life almost entirely depends on torches.

This is what the video SHOULD'VE been called. Minecraft, But You're A Vampire Without Powers

If they hadn't called so much attention to their incredible luck in such a way I wouldn't have believed it

“This shouldn’t kill me.” *dies*