In the future everyone should be suscribed to evbo....or not.....Enjoy the video! I loved making this one. Download Genshin Impact for free: hoyo.link/327bUOA6 (You can also use code MS7C3SV8DMZH (valid March 30th - May 10th) to get 60 Primogems and 5 Adventurer's Experience! ✨)

@JellyAceee

2 жыл бұрын

FIRST

@MrJohn0fficial

2 жыл бұрын

Read my name 👆👆👆👆

@annoyingrere5972

2 жыл бұрын

Hi nice im 3rd

@kai8326

2 жыл бұрын

nerd

@Averynotcooldude

2 жыл бұрын

3rd

4:54 ""The creeper tries to introduce itself to you, but gets so nervous that they explode" - The mobestiary (mojang's official book for theorists)" Well, i guess creepers aren't _that_ nervous anymore

Evbo: joins normal Minecraft Joofy: bro what happened? Evbo: it’s a long story-

“Is he serious about wood mining underground?!?” Bruh what are mine-shafts made of?

@averageracistperson525

2 жыл бұрын

Obsidian

@daybreak106

2 жыл бұрын

Oh right, forgot about that

@CCCPRusRus

2 жыл бұрын

No they are made of Waxed Exposed Cut Copper Stairs

@nobpyxl5389

2 жыл бұрын

No they are made of air blocks

@saifanbmgo_1782

Жыл бұрын

Oak Planks

fun fact even though if all the mobs hated the players we would still dominate even if they all teamed up 1. we are way smarter than them 2. hacks 3. commands/creative mode 4. better pvpers 5. can build anything 6. farms to make any item basically unlimited 7.potions and those are the reason why players would still dominate

@maestrulgamer9695

2 жыл бұрын

But how would players get materials and make weapons? At best you would get to craft a wooden sword before getting pillagers to attack you!

@minatimanil

2 жыл бұрын

@@maestrulgamer9695 HAX

@joetem9909

2 жыл бұрын

@@maestrulgamer9695 ya dude Ill just turn on hacks and use kill aura and xray speed fly etc

@joetem9909

2 жыл бұрын

@@maestrulgamer9695 plus even if the villagers somehow managed to somehow deal with hackers and commands I can just delete them from the world file no matter what situation us players are in we always win

@andrewlentner

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the very obvious comment which ruins the video for no reason

Evbo: makes a singleplayer world the world: *Players on the world*

Evbo: we didnt even treat them badly *realizes kids in creative blew up many villages with TNT* Evbo: OH YEAH THAT MAKES SENSE.

5:13 THE SCREAM 😭

I hope one day he goes back to his story telling vids they where very fun and cool Edit: yes ik if i edit it will delete evbo’s heart but maybe a season 2 where herobrine returns and even though evbo is no longer a hero he feels he still needs to fight

@xoninity

2 жыл бұрын

Sorry for the bots, but i agree with you. the story telling was so interesting!

@TheDragonfriday

2 жыл бұрын

Indeed they were fun

Joofy : *beats minecraft in 5 seconds* Dream : finally a worthy opponent..... our battle will be legendary

@SacsachCCABP

2 жыл бұрын

*opponent

@hjhnorleha8986

2 жыл бұрын

He say opponent correct what is wrong?

@depressokidthatwanttocomit4917

2 жыл бұрын

@@hjhnorleha8986 she*

@AntiSpiral666

2 жыл бұрын

@@hjhnorleha8986 "she" edited it

@ThatOneProFloppaTheBest

2 жыл бұрын

Future: hahahahaha, *no*

I love how Evbo asked if there were any ads that was funny and I hope in the future there won't be any dumb ads . Also great job of this video Evbo

@deanjordan2932

Жыл бұрын

I want no ads now tho

“Yes it’s me boy” -Evbo 2022

There is never a boring evbo episode. You know why? Because he takes time to make videos, not just make them and them immediately upload them

@project._prosperity

2 жыл бұрын

nah this was kinda borin

@antiimatterr

2 жыл бұрын

true he puts time AND effort

@anti-matter872

2 жыл бұрын

And never presses F5 and and give himself a whole new perspective

@steverho3280

2 жыл бұрын

I see a kenadian watcher

@anti-matter872

2 жыл бұрын

@@steverho3280 Yes

That was a smooth enough transition to not skip the ad even though I already own genshin impact on most of my devices

Funny how Evbo said at the beginning he beat the game while Joofy was talking. But he had no items in his inventory. So that was defenetly some "Dream" talent there xD.

Lol, I love how they beat the game so fast soon as they start the world, keep it up😂😅👍

@nobpyxl5389

2 жыл бұрын

“Oops, I accidentally beat the game too fast”

@enriquedeleon8612

3 ай бұрын

“While you were talking I also beat the game”

I like how mikey left tokyo revenger.. and started playing minecraft with evbo

@rickrolled3666

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/o4N3pZWLct20orA.html Its here finally.

@acezer8598

2 жыл бұрын

@@rickrolled3666 finally the bots are here

@b1urss

2 жыл бұрын

Evbo is garbage my recent video is way better 😂

@samuraigaming0

2 жыл бұрын

@@acezer8598 ye, its kinda sad

@BeastPlayz510

Жыл бұрын

U judt spoild bro

New Evbo lore: In “minecraft but it’s too hard” wood is like bedrock (atleast on the thumbnail), so that means bedrock must be like wood, right? So I think someone else discovered a way to send the wood to bedrock level, and replace the bedrock to trees. And that explains how it’s so hard to get!!

4:26 EVBO PREDICTED MINECRAFT LEGENDS

4:06 IT'S THE HOLLOW EARTH

Suggestion: Minecraft but it is way, way, WAY, harder then super hard mode Basically you can never find a village, you spawn on a high cliff with no way down, No grass and trees. But you can go mining, You can't find any ores so you can only craft stone tools, basically it is almost impossible, but you can spawn in a world with the same difficulty and a ender portal open, but you have to fight the dragon with stone tools, or if lucky enough, you already beat the game as soon as you enter the end

Here is the next phase. Whenever you spawn, a villager that can break and place blocks appears and monitors you. He will shoot you to death the moment you move to another block. If you get washed by water current? The villager breaks the block you are standing? GG ur ded Also the world is now set to soulbound hardcore (since ultra hardcore is used for something else). The moment you die in the world, you dies irl. Of course the difficulty presented in this video persists. Also don't think about the save and quit button. It is removed. And the game now gets the highest access level (somehow exceeds the bios itself) so that the game can't be closed and the device can't be shut down. If you dare pull the power cord, the same thing happens when you die in the world happens to you

@timpact73

2 жыл бұрын

download a hack client instant victory and bdw to stop all of this just do /kill @e

@905SunnyGachaGaming

2 жыл бұрын

@@timpact73 sorry mate, players can't access commands because the villagers deemed it *too confusing for new players* (Basically, the villagers seeing too many oblivious players trying out commands died doing so and decided to bar them from being able to use them) Also, if the installation of the hacked client is detected, your computer turns into a tsar

@timpact73

2 жыл бұрын

then hacking mojang and removing them from the game or all mobs

@Codename-Thefox

2 жыл бұрын

Are we talking about sonic or are we taking about minecraft

@Directed2212

2 жыл бұрын

Task Manager: my power is big Destroying the computer: you're dumb

Who else thinks Seawatt character is the best character??

@Frigid-isnt-pro

2 жыл бұрын

Me

@Frigid-isnt-pro

2 жыл бұрын

And first

@fishyninjja9103

2 жыл бұрын

I don't

@Hypefury02

2 жыл бұрын

Me seawatt and I love your videos

@RexxisOnFrenzys

2 жыл бұрын

Turtule is better

It's great that these two are in each other's videos.

"Welcome to the future - It sucks" - slogan of my very short-lived tech startup company.

0:14 I'll take this as reaction to hypermodern speedruns. And it's perfect!

I love that you put in the time and effort just to make all of your fans happy 😊

@thepokemonpirate3460

Жыл бұрын

Tho this feels very bot -like This seems like a real person

@Clancy09

Жыл бұрын

@@thepokemonpirate3460 it’s not a bot🙄

3:45 lol

2:34 woah didnt expect genshin impact

Ngl this looks more intimidating than all of fundy's impossible difficulties combined

5:48 agree

0:17 Me when I tell my friends not to grind

@urolledme3087

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/paOql8lsn5S1hNY.html finally its here

Good job evbo this was great and creative!

@kekneg

2 жыл бұрын

No

he has a crap ton of stories to tell his grandkids when hes 80

LOVELY! all of Evbo s ideas are so smart! He has the best humor and always makes me laugh! 🎉

you and joofy are my new favorite youtubers because you guys are sponsoring my favorite games

"Do trees not exist in the future?" That might actually be the case sadly

Didn’t know joofy was an actual speed runner

@c.sawiharichawngthu3971

2 жыл бұрын

First

@25914

2 жыл бұрын

@@c.sawiharichawngthu3971 WHAT THE HELL YOU CANT SAY FIRST TO REPLY

Good video, i hope there will be more of the series where evbo is dreaming and steve is evil 👍

Can’t wait for you to hit 1 million subscribers!!! 👍👍👍

I sure love this new Dinnerbone video. Who's this Evbo person that people are talking about?

I just love your editing And your ideas are also awesome

"why is there wood underground" mine shaft : stop ignoring me

MineShafts: You took everything from me! Underground Wood: I don't even know who you are

Amazing vid as always, Evbo!

This could literally hsve been made 2 years ago and it still would have made sense

after the video ends: evbo: wait im a player you cant nametag them horses: OH NO AH runs away somehow evbo: ok now i need to break out (15 minutes later) evbo: i finally got out so now what wait wood and hay blocks boi oh boi this is my lucky day creates a crafting table and tools ok now time to run away 20 minutes later evbo: ok diamonds nice gets enough for full gear and has a extra 2 evbo: OMG i found obsidian lets go to the nether evbo goes to the nether and starts mining: nice full netherite gear and i can make a enchanting table 20 minutes later: HAHAHA I NOW HAVE ULTIMATE GEAR grabs his netherite axe with sharpness 60 time to get revenge kills the villagers and pillagers and free's the players also giving them diamond tools to help them

0:49 bro took deforestation to a new level

Absolutely thrilled evbo keep up the videos

I feel like every one of Evbo's videos need to be a series, like the one when the noobs take over.

Yeah I agree and he is the best, most humourous KZreadr alive Too, though he also spends his time alone as well.

Your vids are awsome the phrase classic Evbo never gets old

Evbo, you should do an episode where you connect all universes together.

The fact that minecraft doesn't even need a commercial 🙂💀

this should be gamemode, and I love yourd vids evbo_ there so amazing to watch. I have a video idea you should have the next video be on one of fundy's gamemodes like the apocolapse where the sun exploded and it would be so amazing to see on how you can restore the world before the sun exploded. I still love your videos so so so much keep it up man 👍

I knew evbo will grow he had the potential of it i am with him since he had like 10k subs.

50 years later... Mojang: IM TO OLD.

Evbo uploads are W

@MrJohn0fficial

2 жыл бұрын

Read my name 🥰

It is true that wood is an ore in future . Salute Bro 👍👍❤️

U don’t know how much time I wait till another one of ur vids come out , I love ur skits !!

Insane video dude. The time and effort that you put in your videos are amazing. Thanks for making my day!😊

I love Evbo so much! There is NEVER a video that evbo does that is boring!

0:24 JoofyLooby: Have you finished too? Evbo: yeah! You’re too slow

5:25 mister horse has false info villagers tortured horses more

49 years left!

Love this vise I swear this vide keep getting better and better

At the end : gets trap by horses. joel: nervous laughing

Can we all agree that Evbo never let's us down with his content

@fionaberia7606

2 жыл бұрын

Ehh

@lightning_11

2 жыл бұрын

Can we all agree that _bots suck!!_

@Kobe_Abogutal

2 жыл бұрын

*lets

@feliciageary5411

2 жыл бұрын

Look at the next top comments😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

@feliciageary5411

2 жыл бұрын

@@lightning_11 true

I have watched this 9 tomes I love it you make my day. It's so funny but this makes me happy.

@blossomping5513

2 жыл бұрын

Omg evbo you like my video Holly grocamoly I love your videos thanks you just made my day

ONE THING WHOLESOME

YAAY ANOTHER UPLOAD

It’s all fun and games till mojang says “good idea evbo!”

Hell nah not at 2:39

Evbo: Who's behind you? The other guy: Bruhh, I'm Mikey

I need more hypixel creation content I love that series

Imagine if this gets pinned. Imagine

@abbasmgharbel2820

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe :))))))

3:03 evbo, you are not worthy of the ham. (#haminations if you get that)

@Ilikewooper

Жыл бұрын

Thank you 🙂

@IamnotJamesMC

Жыл бұрын

IG i understand-

is it just me or whenever I find a village I just use fire charge and burn the entire place + making the bleed nun stop

Villager and pillaged:- Come to arrest me* Me:- /gamemode creative *spank

me who treats villagers nice: ...

In 2:14 I saw the barrel 😂❤️❤️❤️

"no no no, please please please!" as evbo gets dinnerboned

All your iron golem vids are sooo good evbo

I saved up all my rolls for Ayaka, rolled 60 times and still didn't get her. Been playing genshin impact for months and you only receive four total characters for free. I love the game, but be warned it is a pretty big cash grab. Ayakas one of my favorite characters.... Was pretty heart broken to not get her and since I'm at the end of the game at its current point it's difficult to get primogems without spending money.

Remember next year when my grandma had to go to the vet and my snail made me some cookies and the water cut me and then I choked on a apple phone and the ramen ate me and then next week i got cut by air and then my pet grandma died and then my snail died because the pasta got back up and killed her and then tomorrow the pasta that killed my snail choked on pasta

@roybib581

2 жыл бұрын

WHAT

@Eurg1234

2 жыл бұрын

@@roybib581 yes

“Yeah while you were talking I beat the game” just made me burst

Please make this a series

Can we all agree that these videos never fail to disappoint us 🙏

@Skysage-kh2eu

2 жыл бұрын

U know bots comment that

@HandleOnYoutube

2 жыл бұрын

@Еd Shorts 🅥 bot

@HandleOnYoutube

2 жыл бұрын

@@urolledme3087 bot

Let’s all take the time to appreciate how much effort he puts into these videos for us! Amazing Job!

I am really happy you are uploading you really making my day

This content is absolutely Legendary

*Let's take the moment to appreciate how much effort he puts into his content for us* 👍👍👍🥳🥳👍👍

@brendazimmerman9707

2 жыл бұрын

By Mr beast

@spacecat1736

2 жыл бұрын

Bot a KZread bot.

First!

@_Ecliptic

2 жыл бұрын

Yes you are!

@mggamiglife7774

2 жыл бұрын

No one CARES

@kateacker5204

2 жыл бұрын

First to comment on the first guy

@angelcortes571

2 жыл бұрын

Hi play nice

@79Ducky79

2 жыл бұрын

actully the guy above you is first

The way he introduced his had was great

You should make this into a series

in the future we need to reunite all player whether if its noob, pro, hacker, or amazingly skilled we must act as one and fight for the world lets hope that we players have won the war in the future

3:03 between those options this one is the best

4:25 bro just predicted the story of minecraft legends before it was even announced.

900k already nice Congrats

even the way you put the ad in was good