6:19 "the rabbit failed" That is technically correct. The rabbit failed to escape and ended up in a soup.

@Nothing-1w3

4 жыл бұрын

Pee pee po po

@lejyon05

4 жыл бұрын

r/totallythetruth

@thediamondpigman0132

4 жыл бұрын

Simon S. I was about to comment this

@vbnm6k.

4 жыл бұрын

I was about to comment this then I saw yours, I thought I was original :,(

@vbnm6k.

4 жыл бұрын

The Diamondpigman01 same

I like how 'Entities drop loot' is translated to 'No Evidence'

@lukadjordjevic2576

4 жыл бұрын

Beautiful

@sagezilla08official

4 жыл бұрын

Excellent

@khrows330

4 жыл бұрын

Nothing to see here,just a normal dead skeleton that didn't drop anthing so that the detectives don't find me and they have no evidence...

@yukkuri9144

4 жыл бұрын

I like how rabbit stew is “the rabbit failed”

@prismoth

4 жыл бұрын

N O W I T N E S S E S ! H I D E T H E E V I D E N C E

"She shakes naked"? "She's always there"? "Dont blame her"? I think google translator is trying to tell us his/her interesting background

@DrywallMuncher_

3 жыл бұрын

"She shakes naked" i like that line

@hienbui132

3 жыл бұрын

This just sounds like a tale of a naked ghost girl stalking you.

@hddiamonds

3 жыл бұрын

why did you put his/her when all of those lines said her??

@darkdefender9919

3 жыл бұрын

I am glad she shakes naked

@nubo3517

3 жыл бұрын

@@hddiamonds the pronoun is referring to google translate, not to this "her"

I tried watching this at night when everyone was sleeping. Had to save it for the morning cuz I couldn’t stop laughing

@rutad363

3 жыл бұрын

Kinda same, but i actualy held my laughs somehow...

@AndreVHY

3 жыл бұрын

Me too

@Killer-44

3 жыл бұрын

Same my dad showed up and askd what was happening ^____^

@icatcats6898

3 жыл бұрын

same I'm watching all the funny stuff at night for some reason xD

@Yuuki_Watage

3 жыл бұрын

That's not a good sign for me. XD

My mother's friend: "Hey, where's your kid?" My mother: "The boy is charging."

@Its_Versus

4 жыл бұрын

*daylight sensor*

@rubietrinidad2971

4 жыл бұрын

Pause at 11:10 and read You lied! at the bottom part (until the word useful)

@azureaqua_1177

4 жыл бұрын

*”the child is connected”*

@xcept1281

3 жыл бұрын

@@azureaqua_1177 **throws chocolate for a child**

@Waddle_Dee_With_Internet

2 жыл бұрын

X Æ A-Xii be like

"Hey mom, how would you describe me in one enchantment?" "Accident II"

@Tycool243

4 жыл бұрын

I feel ya

@GaryQSP

4 жыл бұрын

Does your older sibling have ACCIDENT I?

@valeriec8575

4 жыл бұрын

I got the iiiiiiiiiivvvvvvv one

@jamiethompson4333

4 жыл бұрын

Ooof

@Maxlton

4 жыл бұрын

Accident C

Nobody is talking about how "chest" got changed to "breast" which actually makes perfect sense

@franciskurian9392

2 жыл бұрын

True

@nov_icee

2 жыл бұрын

time to put milk into breast

@-tylerrodgers-

2 жыл бұрын

@@nov_icee oh god

@ashleyduzstuff132

2 жыл бұрын

And the inventory is bills

Opportunities around the world: - Friendship all throughout the world Toycat: “We’re going to turn that off.”

@commander_eaa2862

4 жыл бұрын

"Yes, I'm Pretty despicable"

@Australisium

3 жыл бұрын

This is why we can't have world peace.

@aidaaliten8817

2 жыл бұрын

God be like:

@WtfAreHandlesLol

2 жыл бұрын

World war 3 starts:

"natural sex? Not for me *nervous laughter*" I feel you brother

@gliscorpropagandaaccount1764

4 жыл бұрын

Dumbass ace mood

@Tn-sc4nv

4 жыл бұрын

We can all relate to that

@KarkaranosBuilds

4 жыл бұрын

Ace culture! *sits in aceolation*

@asimple

4 жыл бұрын

mood

@JediMediator

4 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure that was natural regeneration -> natural reproduction -> natural sex

Toycat has realized he can say literally anything, even utter nonsense, and we still watch

@McPlayer8t

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly this is the most entertaining video I’ve seen in a long while. Probably since the Yogscast played Minecraft.

@DoomAndBloom

4 жыл бұрын

@@McPlayer8t have you heard of translator fails

@BCDeshiG

4 жыл бұрын

-He realised this long ago, hence the let's plays-

@marcy1949

4 жыл бұрын

@@DoomAndBloom veggies

@rysea9855

4 жыл бұрын

Wdym nonsense

i love how "poison" becomes "married"

@HeroManNick132

3 жыл бұрын

This is probably coming from Swedish because I know gift in Swedish means poison and marry.

@theteardrop615

3 жыл бұрын

i married posion

@carrot9710

2 жыл бұрын

I want to marry tails

@theteardrop615

2 жыл бұрын

@@carrot9710 spell brown backwards

"The boy is charging, leave him be" me to my parents

"There's a lot of swear words in this chest." Do you mean BREAST

@sks9310

4 жыл бұрын

Lodlox took me a second to get the joke lol

@connergrabowski7638

4 жыл бұрын

BREAST

@axemodeus

4 жыл бұрын

that makes sense though

@michaellewis9589

4 жыл бұрын

lol i noticed that too

@AvocadoToast06

4 жыл бұрын

lots of s̸w̸e̸a̸r̸ w̸o̸r̸d̸s̸ in this b⃠r⃠e⃠a⃠s⃠t⃠

"Theres a lot of swear words in this chest"

@ysd-xi6pe

4 жыл бұрын

massive idiot “breast”

@Nothing-1w3

4 жыл бұрын

What is "chest"? Toycat was talking about breasts

@-hemloyeno9119

4 жыл бұрын

massive idiot put it in the turtle

@Inseut

4 жыл бұрын

In the turtle*

@ssesuper1140

4 жыл бұрын

Ono

"Is the s or the c in scent silent?" Top 10 things science still can't answer

@lordtree8768

4 жыл бұрын

this legit blew my mind

@rainworld-obsessed-cat

3 жыл бұрын

"Is the s or the c in science silent"

@avocato3858

3 жыл бұрын

@@rainworld-obsessed-cat blew my overblown mind

@inojaanon3491

3 жыл бұрын

Well its pronounced szent so none

@geoman265.

3 жыл бұрын

@@inojaanon3491 I pronounce it like "sent" or "cent"

"In the future, humour will be randomly generated"

@rz2374

3 жыл бұрын

W E E D E A T E R

@ker0356

2 жыл бұрын

how the hell did i already liked this comment, did i forget that i saw this video

Normal people: fire charge Me, an intellectual: Chocolate for a child

@sanshanitizer2347

4 жыл бұрын

NO DONT-

@ElectricGun100

3 жыл бұрын

FBI

@Wiimeiser

3 жыл бұрын

IIRC "Charge" can mean a child in your care, but I have no idea how "fire" became "chocolate"...

@Waddle_Dee_With_Internet

3 жыл бұрын

Toblerone is the best

@tsar_soof

3 жыл бұрын

yum

Not gonna lie, "legs of steel" for iron leggings is accurate

@LucyWest370

4 жыл бұрын

sounds edgy

@solstice6505

4 жыл бұрын

Balls of Steel when?

@hystericallover5989

4 жыл бұрын

sounds like an album name

@trevorbohn8020

3 жыл бұрын

@@hystericallover5989 totally could be a hair metal album Motley Crue - Legs of Steel

@SmarterCob

3 жыл бұрын

Here at 666 likes

Nether brick is “Ordered in the Netherlands” and honey block is “The child is connected”. Comedy gold

*"Natural sex? Not for me friend"* *"a lot of things do come intact"*

Nobody: Bonus chest option: “Beautiful Box” ‘Starts world and searches beautiful box Beautiful box: *BREAST*

@Stormsteam

4 жыл бұрын

It’s bc of “chest”

@TheFluxChampion

4 жыл бұрын

@@Stormsteam boobs

@ii_Cove

4 жыл бұрын

well breasts are beautiful

@alansartrignot

4 жыл бұрын

ii_Cove 🤔

@ii_Cove

4 жыл бұрын

Alansar Trignot :)

*Air: Off* *Immediately suffocates after loading into world*

@lo_op

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@accountdeactivated5546

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@goldminorguy

4 жыл бұрын

That should be a mod

@accountdeactivated5546

4 жыл бұрын

That should be a mod

@randomopposite

4 жыл бұрын

😁😂😂😂😤

"Hello I'm fkx toy cat and one of my ferret ways to prove that machine translation still isn't great" - KZread auto-generated captions

Nobody: The translation of pants: She is always there

@LXMA5962

3 жыл бұрын

Ok......

@scibanana3542

3 жыл бұрын

@@srh4246 110*

@surprisedadrianlol

3 жыл бұрын

Oh no...

@SyedMHashimK

3 жыл бұрын

Omg 😂

“How does mushroom become bankruptcy” that sentence just invoked fear

@milokojjones

4 жыл бұрын

I guess that the translation software knows something we don't, we should better be carefull about mushrooms.

@Adambenhmida0000

4 жыл бұрын

r/brandnewsentence

@MrQuinnzard

4 жыл бұрын

Don't do shrooms, my dudes. You'll lose all your money.

@polar1949

4 жыл бұрын

Addictive psychedelic mushrooms

@smpojerojr

3 жыл бұрын

What if Apple became bankruptcy

‘The child is connected’ ‘avoid corruption’ bro they definitely tryna tell you something

@Jazz4950

4 жыл бұрын

MATTTTTTTT I WILL BEAT YOU IN WII SPORTSSSSS SOME DAY

@Lilycubert

4 жыл бұрын

Bro moment but it the minepocolypse

@zachsvp

4 жыл бұрын

Anyone think of Alex Jones when seeing honey and slime?

@matijos2442

4 жыл бұрын

remove your comment before the FBI sees it and kill whoever is that guy selling them out and why isn't he corrupted

@1guywithagoalof1sub25

4 жыл бұрын

RTGame still fears you!

why are all the chorus fruit things related to the US? Lol

@winterbliss4459

3 жыл бұрын

God knows lmao

@stann8032

3 жыл бұрын

IKR

@carrot9710

2 жыл бұрын

NaShInAl AnTeM

4:18 "What is Brigantine" Brigantine, also known as brigandine, is a form of 15th century body armor comprised of multiple tiny plates attached to an outer layer of leather/fabric. It was generally used by archers, as well as poorer soldiers who couldn't afford full plate armor.

@river.m2010

3 жыл бұрын

I think that’s how minecraft armour should work. Wearing normal armour should be quite slow if it’s iron + not chain mail but if you combine that armour with its leather equivalent in the crafting table you can move faster and your hunger goes down slower

Lmao didn't he actually notice that the chest was a breast? A BREAST im dying now

@raylex2299

4 жыл бұрын

I died with laughter at sticks which were swear words

@massiveidiot77

4 жыл бұрын

Someone explain to me how Building Blocks becomes "She shakes naked"

@ayoutubeaccount864

4 жыл бұрын

Breast and bills

@alexpousson5237

4 жыл бұрын

Double chest

@kilzon9440

4 жыл бұрын

Something___ Something the world lmao is so 2017

Rabbit soup: called the rabbit failed “No, no, he’s got a point”

@silverisdisappointed

4 жыл бұрын

W-WE-WELL HE IS NOT WRONG

@elephantdude_

4 жыл бұрын

thats sad

@Flood_Rusher

4 жыл бұрын

This made me lose it dude I laughed so hard

@Shutupb1tch420

4 жыл бұрын

_He tried to run, but no, he failed_

@theempiredidnothingwrong4623

4 жыл бұрын

Someone submit this to r/texhnicallythetruth they'd love it

Petition too make “A Beautiful Box” the name instead of “Loot Chest”, or “Cheat Chest”

@snailsand

3 жыл бұрын

bonus chest

@k0mpotjar817

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah and when you open the beautiful box it says: Breast cuz why not

@evthespineconfiscator8652

3 жыл бұрын

Signed

@river.m2010

3 жыл бұрын

You know when he opened the chest the name of it was breast

2:36 is it amazing to explore the mix of water we drink?

@snailsand

3 жыл бұрын

yes, it is

@vestahall1282

3 жыл бұрын

@@snailsand 🤣

@surprisedadrianlol

3 жыл бұрын

Of course it is!

People: shhhhh! He's sleeping. Me an intellectual: *the* *boy* *is* *charging*

@iamprocrastination.9415

4 жыл бұрын

How is this my most liked comment?

@ywhh

4 жыл бұрын

Nobody cares

@iamprocrastination.9415

4 жыл бұрын

@@ywhh , whelp, guess 98 people is noboddy.

@ywhh

4 жыл бұрын

Nik Lang No, I was replying to the comment above mine

@iamprocrastination.9415

4 жыл бұрын

@@ywhh , oh, sry.

“Minecraft But It’s Been Translated 200 Times” KZread Captions: My time has come.

@AmaryInkawult

4 жыл бұрын

Oh lawdy the captions is going to go to town on his pronunciations and make it even worse or better depending on your point of view.

@ragemach1ne420

4 жыл бұрын

@Phantomile r/woosh

@ragemach1ne420

4 жыл бұрын

@rangerdanger366 She/he pretty much explained the joke

@AmaryInkawult

4 жыл бұрын

@@ragemach1ne420 yup

@AmaryInkawult

4 жыл бұрын

@@ragemach1ne420 however it technically isn't a wooosh. I didn't take it literally. All I did was explain a joke. Actually I explained a meme and semi explained a subreddit now. The point of r/wooosh is to point out jokes flying over people's heads. Not smartasses explaining jokes. That's more of a r/iamverysmart thing. Except I don't consider myself intellegent nor will I ever. I'm actually quite stupid.

7:19 It is hillarious how Invisibility is translated to: `I CAN NOT SEE'' LOL ;D. . !

I love how Nether Brick Wall turns into Ordered in the Netherlands at 3:50

@liamferguson3460

3 жыл бұрын

Ordered in the Netherlands (She shakes naked) might be the most accurate description of the Netherlands I’ve ever seen

@bloxyeet6860

3 жыл бұрын

*sweating in dutch nationality*

“Try to love me in my car” never knew red stone is thirsty af

@hexerth3void973

4 жыл бұрын

But he turned of natural sex

@montymole8247

4 жыл бұрын

Jon's ultimate Universe and beautiful boxes on the inside are called BREAST

@cheddar_in_morse_code

4 жыл бұрын

r34: *WHO HAS SUMMONED ME?!*

@cocoshort6528

4 жыл бұрын

@@hexerth3void973 she shakes naked

@LucyWest370

4 жыл бұрын

Little Stinkers he turned off natural sex but that doesn’t mean he didn’t get turned on (insert Lenny face)

I love how instant harming is "excuse me"

@kittenmasterben1319

3 жыл бұрын

You mean "excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me"

@NotHyperion

3 жыл бұрын

You mean "excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me"

@nikitos6712

2 жыл бұрын

@@NotHyperion you mean “excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me”

@alanocool8079

2 жыл бұрын

@@nikitos6712 you mean “excuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me”

@nikitos6712

2 жыл бұрын

@@alanocool8079 you mean “excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me”

"She is always there" That sounds comforting and threatening at the same time depending on your defenition

@river.m2010

3 жыл бұрын

Watching you...

Why was this just recommended to me?! I was missing out on something! That was awesome! You laughing so hard about “it looks like an elephant” cracked me up and made my day!

Challenge: Play the game in hardcore with this datapack, and remove item textures. Have fun.

@missmeow6211

4 жыл бұрын

And maybe an item randomizer!

@gurtison6883

4 жыл бұрын

Hardcore isn’t available on bedrock

@karai5082

4 жыл бұрын

No, give them textures but just make new ones that are way different

@lauriee5364

4 жыл бұрын

WilGum Zeep then just put it on hard & when u die delet the world

@user-gj5ev7zm2e

4 жыл бұрын

Just swap item and block textures and use this datapack

1:23 I just realized that air is turned off. Guess i’ll just die.

The translator just broke up with their gf who was a stripper

"Friendships throughout the world which I'm gonna turn off" Me with no friends: Sounds about right

@scibanana3542

3 жыл бұрын

Poor you

SOCIETY: getting worse THE BOY: charging HEALTH WORKERS: drowning

@beverlyraven2748

4 жыл бұрын

HOTEL: trivago

@pydratyte7352

4 жыл бұрын

Bulgaria: snowing

@polarispulsar

4 жыл бұрын

@@beverlyraven2748 Damn it! I was gonna do that!

@SacsachCCABP

4 жыл бұрын

Beverly Raven: Beverly trivago

@RamitosGO96

4 жыл бұрын

ZOMBIES: Killing diseases below 0

Calling dried kelp "dry packaging" is the most accurate description of the way I imagine that stuff must taste that I can think of.

@McPlayer8t

4 жыл бұрын

So true, also did you almost die of laughter watching this? Because I did.

@jay.theoutsider

4 жыл бұрын

@@LucyWest370 I love roasted seaweed!

@johnsjohnson6881

4 жыл бұрын

It tastes pretty good with wasabi flavor

@Jazz4950

4 жыл бұрын

Yea seaweed is sooo good

@petemoss7704

4 жыл бұрын

Nah, it's like the spinach of the sea.

3:36 wall She shakes naked Omg that's so great

@R0DBS2

2 жыл бұрын

IM DEAD LMAO

4:30 love the encouragement ♥️

9:13 Anyone else notice how the piston is just straight up "1"

@nohintshere

4 жыл бұрын

Dark oak logs are just "my"

@dlvi.

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe was translated to Spanish but the Google guy was lazy enough to not type 'juan', so yeah, the piston is called John in Spanish basically

@thischannelwillbedeletedve460

4 жыл бұрын

and bell is *_time_*

@leonhart1164

4 жыл бұрын

@@Jarran2R Gotta hate when your pl breaks.

@CoffeeKYA

4 жыл бұрын

When he opens the chest at the start, it just says breast in the top left corner

Netherbrick wall: "Ordered in the Netherlands" is my favorite

@lizzyafton852

4 жыл бұрын

I'm actually down here from the Netherlands 😂

@sergiobecerra5019

4 жыл бұрын

@@lizzyafton852 what happens when you sleep and a couple of years ago, was your bed red?

@marleenvandegraaf2123

3 жыл бұрын

Mhm

@lizzyafton852

3 жыл бұрын

@@sergiobecerra5019 yep definitely lmao

@The360MlgNoscoper

3 жыл бұрын

Diorite wall is laugh

How did I miss this Toycat gem?? After the stressful work week I've had, this right here was recommended at the perfect time! YT is learning our emotions lol

The best thing is that inventory was renamed to "bills" Imagine a full inventory lol

6:19 Calling a soup that is made out of a dead rabbit "the rabbit failed" is in my opinion 100% accurate. F's in chat bois for the rabbit.

@zadriapoll5817

4 жыл бұрын

F

@bleddynwolf8463

4 жыл бұрын

f

@incandescence5547

4 жыл бұрын

What about soup made with a live rabbit?

@jake4243

4 жыл бұрын

DerMax another f is that there’s a comment posted after this one which toycat hearted

@maxv3286

4 жыл бұрын

@@jake4243 oh no f

i love how iron ingot is just "i do not know" and coal is "really"

@LucyWest370

4 жыл бұрын

jordana cartón “I don’t know.” “REALLY?”

@draavtizs_7413

4 жыл бұрын

The translation just gave up

@injrg

4 жыл бұрын

I replied to this while watching a different video

@denvertikky4088

3 жыл бұрын

Charcoal is "confused"

@goblinslayer5383

3 жыл бұрын

@@draavtizs_7413 or they’re just being honest

"the boy is charging" had me dying

Google translate is NASTY It changed “chest” to “breast” wth???

@therarewareguy194

3 жыл бұрын

Glad I’m not the only one who noticed

@Elias-ry7ri

3 жыл бұрын

Makes sense tho. "Chest" can also be the human "chest" which translates to "breast" because it's the same for male and female in many languages

@darkphoenixgaming8253

3 жыл бұрын

@@Elias-ry7ri yeah that's what I was thinking too, I guess great minds think alike!

@Nugcon

3 жыл бұрын

Building Blocks is literally "She shakes naked"

@evthespineconfiscator8652

3 жыл бұрын

Slow falling is don't blame her

When ToyCat doesn’t turn on “air”

@Jacksiloution

4 жыл бұрын

*gasp*

@nnconcerts99

4 жыл бұрын

Need to buy jug so u dont die then

@stormchestplate7777

3 жыл бұрын

BsisvJajb agahhah ahhah help me aah aaaaaaahhhh

@EpiclyEpicGuy69

3 жыл бұрын

@@nnconcerts99 you did a zombies funny

@xolhex9220

3 жыл бұрын

Buy a bag of lays

Then Jesus asked him, "What is your name?" "My name is Legion," he replied, "for we are lectern."

@egg6838

4 жыл бұрын

Amen

@Tokmurok

4 жыл бұрын

*preach brotha!*

@gayvy3871

4 жыл бұрын

@Cozmic Studios Real crafting table

@Punttipate62

4 жыл бұрын

@@gayvy3871 crafting Table

@uhhhhrandompersoniguess5567

2 жыл бұрын

501st like

2:37 Is it amazing to explore the mix of water we drink?

@faceremover

3 жыл бұрын

Amogus! 😳

How did did I miss this video when it came out? I didn’t think I missed any Toycat videos this year. I love this, it’s hilarious.

"Health workers are drowning" -Covid-19

@zoe-og3ng

4 жыл бұрын

12:53

"Air" "Yeah, just turn that off, we don't need it."

Translation: White Toy Cat: MODERN DAY CHEATS AM I RIGHT 2:09

i love how the “she is always there” is the leggings LMAO

@SyedMHashimK

3 жыл бұрын

😂

7:29 I love how the poison potion gives you a solid minute and a half of marriage effect

@AlternativeShae

3 жыл бұрын

nice

@NilsTheChair

3 жыл бұрын

ohhhh probably because in swedish "gift" can mean both poison and married, which makes sense

@uhhhhrandompersoniguess5567

2 жыл бұрын

@Foxfire 333 oof

3:49 "Ordered in the Netherlands She shakes Naked" sounds like a song title and its artist lol

@olivergaar9276

4 жыл бұрын

In the Album “Snow in Bulgaria”

@McPlayer8t

4 жыл бұрын

Someone make this happen.

@Semi-Orange-Cat

4 жыл бұрын

XD i’m dutch

@AhmedEx1.

4 жыл бұрын

"My drink is gone"

The only video you will see a man "stuff a turtle with swear words."

Interviewer: so what are your talents? Me: *there are three difficult points.*

@AlisherU262

3 жыл бұрын

"There are three difficult points;"*

Four is oven in French, so maybe that’s how the bread became four and the blast furnace became bread

@Moss1

4 жыл бұрын

..... quatre is four in French

@alexdreier3640

4 жыл бұрын

Fajitadog I mean to say that the French word “four” translates to the English word “oven.” So the relation between ovens and bread might be how somewhere along the line bread got translated to oven and then four.

@Moss1

4 жыл бұрын

Alex Dreier oh okay, yeah.

@idrk7509

3 жыл бұрын

@@Moss1 lol you didn't get it

@LiamOSullivan

3 жыл бұрын

@@Moss1 r/whoosh

"Here kid, have a Fire Char-- I mean some chocolate. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go touch the developer and try to love them in their car."

@evthespineconfiscator8652

3 жыл бұрын

*sound of steam engine*

“Fairy meat” is a horrifying combination of 2 words

"Theres a lot of swear words in this chest."

6:17 Rabbit Stew ---> "The Rabbit Has Failed LMAO

@theunknownguy1527

4 жыл бұрын

Technically true, since rabbit has failed to escape and ended up in a soup

@stormchestplate7777

3 жыл бұрын

don't Shame him he will improve his marks don't worry

@ShatterSongAnimation

3 жыл бұрын

@@theunknownguy1527 Naw, he failed to taste good.

This might be the most we'll ever hear toycat laugh in a vid

Every once in a while i remember "try to love me in my car?" and just come back to this video

5:46 dream should use bows more often

But why does nobody talk about how the snow ball literally has a name that describes the amount of snow we get here(in Bulgaria) every winter lmfao.

@anitastoyanova1170

4 жыл бұрын

Yh

@jadedmist

4 жыл бұрын

A single snow ball falls upon Bulgaria.

@bezredizite3543

3 жыл бұрын

Jordan Blue lmap

Hey, it’s me, the creator of the add on! I’m so glad you enjoyed it! :)

i was using a similar resource pack on Java edition. one that really caught me off guard is that the Netherite Axe somehow gets changed to The Nazi Stone

Som elf those names sound like a threat, she’s always there, the child is connected, no evidence?!

The 2020 statement of the day... "Fact: Society is getting worse, zombies kill diseases below 0 and health workers are drowning." Cheers to a new year!

@commander_eaa2862

4 жыл бұрын

I commented the same thing lol, we still need zombies though

@taurenmagofna4714

4 жыл бұрын

@@commander_eaa2862 Oof, I didn't realize that :/ My bad

@commander_eaa2862

4 жыл бұрын

@@taurenmagofna4714 It ok, I'm sure everyone thought the same thing when he came across that :)

@totalynotcatherine

3 жыл бұрын

We're almost there!!

@StevieTDP

3 жыл бұрын

I was not prepared for this fact

toycat.. ive never laughed so much. my chest actually hurts. thank you for this video, today was particularly dark but this really took my mind off it

@seventysue8090

4 жыл бұрын

Accually your breast hurt.

@AyaanThe0ne

4 жыл бұрын

That what I was going to say lol XD

@AyaanThe0ne

4 жыл бұрын

I shall use correct grammar, spelling, punctuation and be formal.

@AyaanThe0ne

4 жыл бұрын

Actually your breast hurts.*

@CrapperCreeper

4 жыл бұрын

omg same. top 10 best videos ive ever watched

Ight im gonna grab a *Dream and onion*

i lost it when he hovered over the rabbit stew and read out "the rabbit has failed" 6:18

Opportunities and Dreams: *S T A T E O F W A R*

@flakey-finn

4 жыл бұрын

I never squeaked louder than this in my life

The true question is why the Translation is sometimes sexual.

@user-ju2cg1he3i

4 жыл бұрын

ikr

@dummi2673

4 жыл бұрын

"She shakes naked" (3:40)

@TheGoldNinja101

4 жыл бұрын

I know Right? Don't open the Bonus Chest or you'll find a breast. That word is a name of that Bonus Chest. I don't want to open it because "She shakes" those "naked". The 3 words are a name of a category. I know not to because some neighbor's "child is connected" to that stuff, but I have to "avoid" my child's "corruption" from those stuff. Names of 2 sticky blocks.

@pokejohn17hacker87

4 жыл бұрын

It's the russians

@averageperson4953

4 жыл бұрын

Natural sex

"Snow in Bulgaria" lol! I live in Bulgaria.

8:56 coal: really charcoal: confused lmao

Toycat is a legend. He played this WHOLE time with AIR turned off.

@tubegerm6732

4 жыл бұрын

Creative mode.

@infamoussoapconsumer3870

4 жыл бұрын

@@tubegerm6732 r/woooosh

@tubegerm6732

4 жыл бұрын

@@infamoussoapconsumer3870 no that is not a woooosh i understood the joke and was expanding on it infact YOU got wooooshed by ME because YOU didn't understand that I was joking.

@infamoussoapconsumer3870

4 жыл бұрын

@@tubegerm6732 ! Huh? How is that a joke?

@tubegerm6732

4 жыл бұрын

@@infamoussoapconsumer3870 op made a joke about an "air" setting which is obviously absurd and I expanded on it by adding logic to the absurdity furthuring the comedy.

Diamond Sword: steals diamonds Diamond Sword: *theft III*

@gallade_xd

4 жыл бұрын

Grand theft auto III

@pumpkingreg6673

4 жыл бұрын

I think you mean cut diamond

ah toycat didnt know of the epicness that was coming in the caves and cliff update yet.... the dark times

The honey block being called "The child is connected" made me laugh so hard

Random Inspirational Quote: You're enchanted! My Enchantment: ACCIDENT II

@zachcurry30

4 жыл бұрын

*MOOD*

@cell2809

4 жыл бұрын

What happened to ACCIDENT I.

@acandybar283

4 жыл бұрын

i'll have you know that this caused me to genuinely laugh so hard i couldn't breathe. for that i bestow upon you the ultimate reward: a like

@bubblekazoo

4 жыл бұрын

At least you don't have ACCIDENT VI

@squeakythecat1076

4 жыл бұрын

I have that enchantment on me.

"health workers are drowning" *A man has fallen into the river in Lego City*

@qekqbeen

4 жыл бұрын

LMFAO XD

@stairworse

4 жыл бұрын

START THE NEW RESCUE HELICOPTER

@SchlopFlopper

4 жыл бұрын

Hey! I have committed warcrimes in the Islamic state of Wyomingstan

@hughlloyd1429

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@bob9vxt582

4 жыл бұрын

A Lego has fallen into the man in river city!

"swear words" **tommyinnit has entered the world**

I translated the word "server" 17 times and i remained with "this was bang"

Someone in the comments: there were swear words in this video KZread officials: ok he's getting demonitized Toycat: *it was a stick officer, a stick believe me*

@treygracen7867

4 жыл бұрын

Swearwords by translating to English (Aus) then any other language. I can see where each change COULD happen.

“Minecraft is the construction of everything you can imagine. This was the first thing he could do at night, so he knew he could be a monster.” Synopsis of Toycat's New best selling novel.

@user-sn8zx5mv1x

4 жыл бұрын

"My craft contains everything you can imagine. Romance is the first of the night, romance is a monster. Preview a new game from the best-selling novel.

@creedalyssa

4 жыл бұрын

Hatlas Prime yes I read that twice. Love it! 😂🤣

It might be because I’m watching this at 1AM but I’ve never laughed so hard at minecraft before in my life

The boots catagory now apparently comes under "shoe"