Me: casually watching crafty with my mum sitting right in front of me Crafty: double the death, triple the death, ALL THE DEATH!

@nicholasspina8922

Жыл бұрын

Why would you watch you watch it with your mom?

@charlottetanner

Жыл бұрын

@@nicholasspina8922 I wasn’t. My mum was sitting in front of me

the beginning bit when you are like "look guys! i can breathe underwater"*chokes to death*

I'm Death straight up. Pain is weakness living the body. 0:54

I love how he always uses the funniest jokes ever created ❤ 😂

@josejuarez82

8 ай бұрын

❤

I like that he has existential thoughts about the video I find it funny

I love how chester is always on your vids craftee, chester is so adorable and your interaction too(and the way he insults you and don't care some of your jokes and don't like it), well thank you for another amazing video craftee!

@jacoboliver3772

Жыл бұрын

agreed.

@zippythekidcontortionist

Жыл бұрын

Yeah but he just won't buy two or more Chesters

@lunagameplay5649

Жыл бұрын

@@zippythekidcontortionist yeah but on the bright side, chester finally know how to fight evil mobs

@amonguswithyuru1727

Жыл бұрын

@@lunagameplay5649 i will say this in respectfully way: the chester in love vid is ugly :/ and crepee (and kinda disgusting 💀)

@lunagameplay5649

Жыл бұрын

@@amonguswithyuru1727 I respect it, I forgot what chester looks like in the love vid but I'll look it up

3:29 WHY DOES HE SOUND LIKE FRIEZA!?!?!1

"Today's weather forecast : It's raining arrows! In the middle of an outpost, a blue man was seen looking like a porcupine and dying rapidly. Could he be the cause?"

@H.A.W.K.S.W.I.F.U1

Жыл бұрын

And this comment got me updated on the weather forecast now😂😂😂

@MookKomon-st7lf

Жыл бұрын

YES 💯+💯=200

@MookKomon-st7lf

Жыл бұрын

1:54 ¹ 2:05 2:13 2:14 2:14 2:14 2:14 2:15 2:16 2:16 17 18 19 you poopy diaper bag with the best poop

@Rainbow0876

11 ай бұрын

Thanks for telling me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@perryfamily7422

11 ай бұрын

Diamond, actually.

"The mom's just like "son what are you watching" and then the child's like "Oh I'm just watching Craftee dying"

@keyobaird804

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@christinebrule7122

Жыл бұрын

Hi see crafts videos

@LleepingLlama

8 ай бұрын

@@christinebrule7122wtf u makeing fun if him

I lost it at the "I hit my head on Jesus" bit. XXD

@Liam_banfield

Жыл бұрын

Yeah ❤

My little brother introduced me to Craftee, I could tell why he was obsessed.

@tmitips143

5 ай бұрын

A____A |・ㅅ・| |っ　　|っ Hi |　　　| |　　　| U￣￣U Made by Facemoji AI

This is the most unique and fascinating video I have ever seen, I like it. Just continue your weird vids

Lol his content is always a new adventure

1:26; I agree. It's also the funniest.

Crafty is one of the best KZreadrs ever

@user-eb6hg5bz1e

10 күн бұрын

PTcrafty

3:37 "Ouch... Look at me im a porkipine" -Craftee 2023

I just realized that a while ago he used to be on Disney XD and I was super upset when he stopped and now I just happened to stumble across his videos.

@tjdoyle9780

2 ай бұрын

Rt

I like how at the start he’s just “do you want to die”

@lukelexepicgamersofficial._.

Жыл бұрын

Me to

@bootvolume

Жыл бұрын

yes, yes i do

@DijanaMikic-ci4cs

Ай бұрын

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ieueheh❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ueueueudhhrh4hrhfuufjfjfjrj❤❤❤❤😂🎉🎉🎉🎉❤jejjfif😊😅😮jfjfhfhfuddjjfif😅😊udjfhdhdh❤❤❤

3:40 saving my spot

Keep on the great work!

i like how he says "dO yOu lOvE dYiNg??" so casually

@cj1691

Жыл бұрын

craftee:n-no

@AbdulRashid-ps6dd

Жыл бұрын

Good

With the hot sauce, It actually looks like evil craftee trying to escape from you by ripping himself out of you but he just can't escape so he is left to stay there for eternal torment.

@stephenieweber6014

Жыл бұрын

???😦

@susanashleydean6530

Жыл бұрын

That's a horrifying way to look at the world.

@TheMissingLynx1322

Жыл бұрын

Based

@totaljustice10-4

Жыл бұрын

You mean GREEDY?!?!?!

@iamnigel1544

Жыл бұрын

@@totaljustice10-4 Greedy is his Minecraft cousin though?

4:02 POV: ur summoning a hurricane of arrows

The cactus was the worst way to exercise 😂

Should've listened to the song Dumb Ways to Die during this 😂

@Liam_banfield

Жыл бұрын

Yeah 😂❤

7:22 Hello (explodes) Lol

9:50 craftee sounded like ENA ngl

@redalahmaidi9011

Жыл бұрын

Just my opinion

‘Look mom is it a bird is it a plane’ ‘nope it’s just creftee falling to his death’ Craftee 15 March 2023

3:20 The sentence you are searching for is "Look, how they massacred my boy"!

3:08 *me talking with hiccups*

@_i_eat_trees_

Ай бұрын

LOL

When he threw the ender pearls in 5:11, I immediately new something was going to go wrong

if the nuke launcher is added in the store, the sound should be ‘TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING’

We finally see Craftees computer giving up on us :D

The title is “I survive 1,000,000 deaths.” But if you died 1,000,000 times, I don’t think u survived bro

@kingjulian1942

Жыл бұрын

Lol😂🤣

@themanface3616

Жыл бұрын

His totem tho

@fatimaalhossein2281

Жыл бұрын

True

@emilydowner5155

Жыл бұрын

So he did survive his death

@christopherquackson5387

Жыл бұрын

Lol😂🤣

Death items list: 1: Infinite Totem 2: Cactus Cage 3: Off With A Bang 4: Common Cold 5: Nine Lives 6: Arrow Storm 7: Death by 1.000 Teleports 8: Coffin Chester 9: Grave-ity 10: Anvil Avalanche 11: You're Fired 12: Hot Sauce 13: Explosion 14: Wicked Wither 15: Super Duper Charged Creeper 16: Death Scythe 17: Dragon Wither

3:42 BRO LIKES CATCHING ARROWS😂

Interviewer Craftee : do you love dying? Interviewed Craftee : no.. Interviewer Craftee : how dying a million Times!?? Interviewed Craftee : who the flying fridge would want to die a million times?? Sewer cidal Craftee : (⌒_⌒;) All the others Craftee : there's a sewer cidal Craftee ????

Disclaimer: No Craftees were harmed in the making of this video.

@user-gz9po4qj2d

Жыл бұрын

@A Human Ye

Not gonna lie, spamming arrow storm seems very fun to use. I would use it for a lot of things.. A lot of things…..

Craftee never dies!

I'm never going to lose interest in his videos keep up the good work

@g_manpug

Жыл бұрын

HI

@pospitamahi-ji7df

Жыл бұрын

🎉

@pospitamahi-ji7df

Жыл бұрын

Kkkkkkk

@LillianChung

4 ай бұрын

Jjjjjjjjjjjj

(5:15) This might be the first time Craftee's PC crashed.

@Liam_banfield

Жыл бұрын

Yeah 🥰😁😎💙💖

@courtneyhedrick8228

Жыл бұрын

5:18

@courtneyhedrick8228

Жыл бұрын

Craftee is right there

@fretchiehugo2348

11 ай бұрын

Amazing ❤🤩🎉

IS IT A PLANE,IS IT A BIRD,NO IT'S CRAFTEE FALLING TO HIS DEATH CRAFTEE 2023

off with a bang is an realistic firework

I like the part that craftee was dying in hot sauce and it was almost infinite deaths,but he used the TNT explosion and launched him pretty high

@simononfortnite144

Жыл бұрын

Minecraft video on mine

@simononfortnite144

Жыл бұрын

Minecraft Mine Read out

@simononfortnite144

Жыл бұрын

chicken ❤ Minecraft days Minecraft video and Panos and you

@simononfortnite144

Жыл бұрын

Wisjxioxoxoxxixoxoxoo Minecraft video and video music Panos and you will never Tag back 🔙 and

@coreycox1725

Жыл бұрын

Lucky I’m a fan of you roots Centerview why are you why does my picture one day and make a video about TNT and black hole and the sun Macklin send this message Macklin

i love how he is always so funny

Craftee 2023-“this is a lot of deaths but not enough”

and the cactus cage is a good way to know how many steps you took in-game :)

If you don't want your PC to crash just unequip the infinite totem.

@AnRandomKid

11 ай бұрын

...

Just want to say thank you to this video and channel for recommending our Pokémon content to everyone means the world!

@amaaanschannelreborn

Жыл бұрын

iPad

was this a custom map that you made up for the video or is this a map we can purchase or play on a server

@Carolineramsumair1738

11 ай бұрын

Its a map on the marketplace check the bar when it comes up😊

@Carolineramsumair1738

11 ай бұрын

8:59 LOL

These videos never disappoint me keep up the good work😀😀😀😀

Waiting for the day where we see Chester beats the game for you or getting 1 million chesters

I think craftee needs a new friends to hang out with alongside Chester but that's just me

@isahlindahmaravilhosa

Жыл бұрын

8:21

Son what are you watching?Just Craftee dying got me crackin up😂😂😂😂😂

Chester finally knows how to fight

@sarahkendall1405

Жыл бұрын

yes

We need a Chester Plushie

@gillianmurphy1144

Жыл бұрын

Jdhhfj

chester always in your video when you bouth something that show how craftee love chester

Congratulations, you've turned Minecraft... into a clicker/tycoon!

Craftee:lets die 1M time's! Diavolo:what am i SEEING?🗿🗿🗿💀💀💀

At 10:30 Craftee:"ayy now we're talking SMACK me"

you know, i really like your videos, but i really miss. you know. One guy who's really weird but you somehow can't stop watching him. i miss u parker

@DJDenHerder

Жыл бұрын

agreed i started watching him during his disney show

‘Son what are you watching?’ ‘Oh just craftee dying’ Craftee 2023 15 March

8:19 bro turned into jack 💀💀💀💀

@courtneyhedrick8228

Жыл бұрын

8:21

These videos never disappoint 👌🏼

@joannemanuel1306

Жыл бұрын

true

@brianhonchak9395

7 ай бұрын

I love crafted and cheater

@I_like_ice1234

5 ай бұрын

@@brianhonchak9395do you mean chester

@I_like_ice1234

5 ай бұрын

@@brianhonchak9395and Craftee

i like how he sometimes mixes blocks and deaths up

0:18 it’s very nice and snug-OBEAHEAH

When he dies in hot sauce its so good Jojo fans: MADE IN HAVEN

Thank you craftee for sending all of your ideas keep up the good work the more you upload you earn money and get the verified blue checkmark keep it up you we’ll earn it.

@oliviashea7314

Жыл бұрын

❤craft

We must change the title to “dumb ways to die” now😂

I love the t-shirt it’s sad that I can’t get it I don’t have money 😢 Have a good day craftee

MOM: what are you watching Me: JUST CRAFTEE DIEING 2:49

Didn’t he technically die over 2,000,000 times because he spent a lot of deaths

@kales901

11 ай бұрын

maybe not that may or more

“People die when they are killed.” - Shirou Emiya

2:50 You have been permanently banned for illegal death farming.

0:15 its starts hugging this cactus! 0:18 (choking)

This mod could actually make a sick 2-Phase Bossfight.

@lukagogishvili6196

Жыл бұрын

what mod called??

@sandervandendriessche6824

Жыл бұрын

@mitchellpayet

11 ай бұрын

999 IQ

Oposite of the goal of hardcore:

@29tiburcio

Жыл бұрын

WF

@AbdulRashid-ps6dd

Жыл бұрын

Gumball

Please Do it Rexy And Buck And Doe And Bull Vs Giganotosaurus ( Base ) And Indominus Rex ( Base ) And Spinosaurus ( Base )

Idea for the fans:minecraft but chesters beat the game for me you’ll have to collect the Chesters from different videos and end/start with the og chester also the ender dragon should be the big chester dragon and it spawns (or forms into) different Chester dragons where you need to use the correct chester to damage it (this maybe alot to code but it’s ok take your time and maybe to make the video longer add more Chester’s depending how long it takes good luck) Oh and for the Chester that multiplies everything call it mega Chester

I remember watching this man play.

this guy is really weird but somehow i cant stop watching him

The cat that craftee abandoned:dad where are you? Are you coming back? Dad? Dad?? Father?

Craftee, I think you should do the dinosaur mod. Where you can get new weapons. So you can stop the evil dinosaur queen.

If you ran out of food you could get a passive death generator.

I like how he is constantly on half a heart

Craft is the best KZreadr ever

8:34 he’s been doing the same thing for years now he’s being sorry for that sheep

looks like chester needs some cough drops

@judemarrero485

5 ай бұрын

Hehe i get it 😂

We can all agree that he never disappoints us with his content :D!

@natealt1173

Жыл бұрын

Yo

@Chikn853

Жыл бұрын

Second

@xersno5779

Жыл бұрын

3rd, also hello

@zarina6860

Жыл бұрын

true 😊

@robynnegracemorco8409

Жыл бұрын

Oooooooooooooooof oof

I love your videos they’re so creative

Crafted you are the best and funny shows

Imagine doing this in hardcore but if you hit a mob you get a death

First one pls pin me crafty😝😝😝

@VizVaE

Жыл бұрын

I don't think so

@ndb6043

Жыл бұрын

​@Don't Read My Profile Photo ok

@chriscruz-nantel

Жыл бұрын

You just did🤣

@nepalnatural7302

Жыл бұрын

craftee*

@Izz0209

Жыл бұрын

@@chriscruz-nantel wdym

I love the way that hes doing funny moments

5:13 looks so GOOD And 5:19 I can relate

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Жыл бұрын

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Жыл бұрын

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@stephanietimothy

Жыл бұрын

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@stephanietimothy

Жыл бұрын

​@pushkarraj1437Oh yeah She is always active on what'sAPK

@stephanietimothy

Жыл бұрын

+1609

FixEye copy your video

Look mum, is it a plane is it a bird no its craftee falling to his death

3:38 HE GOT ONE IN HIS EYE