Only Joel could see the path of a Ghast fireball, easily tell it's on his left, then move left.

@FharishAhmedPortfolio

2 жыл бұрын

Yep

@Kal_Cestis

2 жыл бұрын

Muscle memory

@FharishAhmedPortfolio

2 жыл бұрын

@@Kal_Cestis LoL What muscle? Just kidding.

@Cat-Bird

2 жыл бұрын

I love his last words "NOH" lol

@victorialashley1683

2 жыл бұрын

honestly me too 😭

“you can’t feel sad if you’re dead” - Joel Beans 2022

@anupgulhane3821

2 жыл бұрын

Little Correction ---) Smallishbeans 2022

@brynn_D

2 жыл бұрын

dang it i was abt to say that then i saw your comment XD

@sleepingfemale

2 жыл бұрын

@@anupgulhane3821 no they meant it

@EncoresNo.1Fan

2 жыл бұрын

@@anupgulhane3821 they meant Joel beans

@acs5690

2 жыл бұрын

Overused comment just copying something he said and putting -(name)

Joel’s ‘one brain cell’ was turned off for the first minute of this video 😂

@gotchatophat976

2 жыл бұрын

My brother told me to never comment 2 things on a KZread video and look at you….

@astrokitty5956

2 жыл бұрын

true

@lilypainter666

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah lol 😂😂💜❤️

@BrockLogicGaming

2 жыл бұрын

@@gotchatophat976 comments help the algorithm, I’m just showing my support 🤷🏻‍♂️

@gotchatophat976

2 жыл бұрын

@@BrockLogicGaming I didn’t say I think it’s bad I just mean I was stupid before and thought it was bad

Joel: Has one heart. Joel: deliberately stands on the magma block...

What a great challenge! When you tested your drop from the portal with your new boots, I would have laughed so hard if you'd died :D Be good to see you attempt this again.

@Mossymushroom

2 жыл бұрын

If that is your dog cute dog

@ivanhaigh417

2 жыл бұрын

666 like but not any more

@chetkent7974

Жыл бұрын

@@ivanhaigh417 devils number..

8:27 nice of the axe to let you finish cutting down the tree though

@auroraflora5149

2 жыл бұрын

axe : my life is miserable, just end me now!

Well, Joel if you were taller you wouldn’t die from the fall damage in the beginning….

@anupgulhane3821

2 жыл бұрын

Now thats a comeback

@itzxella2537

2 жыл бұрын

Don’t click on that link y’all

@slaying145

2 жыл бұрын

@think differently WILL DONT CLICK THE LINK YALL

@CorgiLover2020

2 жыл бұрын

@@slaying145 I DIDNT. why not tho, is it something bad?

@slaying145

2 жыл бұрын

@@CorgiLover2020 its a rly crappy video that is most likely to be a rickroll

I mean, having a ghast as your first killed hostile mob is kind of a flex.

@ShrubbleBubble

2 жыл бұрын

🤣I saw that and thought the same thing! Crazy how big a flex that is coming from a short king 👑

we stan a daring short king! you go joel!

@dashadowgirl

2 жыл бұрын

You mean DEFINITELY TALL KING *winkwink*

@Lovely4life269

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@JiaWEi_

2 жыл бұрын

I love how you said short lol

@Lord_Dino

2 жыл бұрын

He can't be short, he's wearing pants.... I apologize for the horrible joke

@-Moonlighter-

2 жыл бұрын

Yes very short

Joel: collect some hoppers Also Joel: is picking up composters

Joel only has one heart, and it's for Lizzie

@Kitkat-ix5zk

2 жыл бұрын

awwww

@gabriellarami940

2 жыл бұрын

Awwww that’s so cute

@fairujzz_

2 жыл бұрын

Awwee that was sweet

Joel: “that bee can kill me with only one sting” Everyone with an allergy to bees: 👁👄👁

@poopname5159

2 жыл бұрын

dumb pun

Motivational quote of the day: "You can't feel sad if you are dead!" Joel

@Littlewings1211

2 жыл бұрын

I don't like to think what that is motivating someone towards. Memo to all: **NEVER** let Joel answer telephone calls at organisations like The Samaritans/Mind etc (mental health crisis phonelines). 🤣

No one: Joel: *calls a composter a hopper* 💀

@gabriellarami940

2 жыл бұрын

Yessssss I’m like ummmm joel that’s a composter not a hopper lmao 😂

@sportsforlife17

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@brotherstogetherforever.1677

2 жыл бұрын

I once called a bee a potato and when my friends told me, I said it it a potato and proceeded to hit it and eat its remains to prove myself correct to avoid maximum emotional damage.

@augustwill4889

2 жыл бұрын

@@brotherstogetherforever.1677 Oh.. you have fun with that, one questions though, what did it taste like? Did it taste like a potato?..

"You can't feel sad if you are dead" my life's motto 🤣

@anupgulhane3821

2 жыл бұрын

Okay? 🤨

@az6886

2 жыл бұрын

@@anupgulhane3821 Yes. 👏

3:02 I see you dug around for a little while. A tip for buried treasure: in the chunk, it is always located at 9 ~ 9. In F3, beside the Block coords (right below XYZ) it says in brackets your coords within the chunk. I always align myself on top of the X on the map, then check the chunk coords and walk until the first and third numbers are 9, then dig down. Sometimes the X is sorta between two chunks so you have to try again, but it really only takes like ten seconds to find the chest like this, and buried treasure is actually really good to find when you're first starting because there's often food, a sword, and some diamonds. I usually spend my first few days pirating and end up with a full set of tools. Great video Joel, I love your content!

@Littlewings1211

2 жыл бұрын

Does this apply to Bedrock as well as Java??

@Dale-ct5ru

2 жыл бұрын

@@Littlewings1211 I think it applies to all versions, though the chunk coords are below the Blocks coords on whatever version Joel uses

@Littlewings1211

2 жыл бұрын

@@Dale-ct5ru Joel uses Java (the version on a PC, Bedrock is the version from playstation etc) ☺️

@Dale-ct5ru

2 жыл бұрын

@@Littlewings1211 Right, thanks! I use Java too. My chunk coords are right next to the Block coords though, maybe something with my computer settings. Either way, the chest should still be consistently 9 ~ 9

@Littlewings1211

2 жыл бұрын

@@Dale-ct5ru thanks for the tip! I will definitely give it a try next time I get a treasure map and let you know if it def works for Bedrock too. 😁

Joel’s vids never fail to make me laugh!

@dashadowgirl

2 жыл бұрын

@today was a good day shut the frick up

Joel, I don’t know if you know this, but warped fungus repels Hoglins. There was a warped fungus mushroom by the portal…

First 36 seconds would make a hilarious shorts video- "alright we're loading in...and I'm dead"

Joel lasted longer in XLife with one heart, and we all know how that went

@Littlewings1211

2 жыл бұрын

Was that the unfortunate drowning incident? I lose track of which is which from those series 😂

@Lilobeetle

2 жыл бұрын

I also remember an unfortunate tree incident 🤔

@Littlewings1211

2 жыл бұрын

@@Lilobeetle he has had a few unfortunate incidents hasn't he? 😂

5:16 "And also collect some of these hoppers" *breaks a composter*

“Can’t feel sad if you are dead” -Joel 2022

no where but Joel's channel will you hear someone go "there's horses here, fun!" and then proceed to murder them all

Joel's logic: Pigs: good for food Cows: good for food Chickens: good for food Horses: good for ✨Fun✨

Joel: 9:35 That's the noise I want to hear Me: Looks behind me at my door in case anyone is knocking as I'm watching this at 7am

That escalated quickly-

‘my one braincell is probably gonna kill me too’ 30 seconds later: *jumps four blocks and dies because hes ‘testing’*

Joel: proceeds to die 4 times within the first fifty seconds of the video Me: dying of laughter My family: thinking I've gone insane cuz I fell off a chair earlier today

would love to see hardcore video with lizzy!!

I see Joel go into the nether on hardcore. I check timestamp. Simples

**dies** “heh okay *now* we start” me after i literally keep on brushing off studying until the last second

Joel is hilarious. Thanks for making my day better Joel. I appreciate it.

Joel: my one brain cell has a high chance to kill me Also Joel: loads 3 world and dies Joel Again: I'm an Idiot 0:47 (but jumps again to see why he didn't take damage) 0:51 but dies anyway

I was not anticipating that fireball .-. I literally covered my mouth of pure shock xD

the fact that i get so excited when joel posts a new video gives me nostalgia

Joel never disappoints with his uploads :D

"you can't feel sad if you are dead" so true thank you

I never gasped then laughed so hard in my life; watching you literally follow the path of the fireball and die was hilarious! I watching it in bucle, not gonna lie. 😂😂 To be fair, you did so much progress. 14 days it's pretty good, in my opinion! You always made my days with your videos, Joel. Thank you so much. Hope you're doing well, take care! 🖤

it’s cool to see joel hopping on the “minecraft but” trend!!

@stupidlittlepotato5220

2 жыл бұрын

oh yeah! True dat

Joel when you bought three chestplates I felt your pain. One time I had just started a survival world and I got 50 pieces of wood and crafted 18 crafting tables.

I like how he stands on a magma cube and almost dies lmfao

This video should be retitled to Joel’s series of unfortunate events.

I can't believe Joel has died already 3 times by just spawning in the world

@itzxella2537

2 жыл бұрын

Don’t click that link it’s a scam

@JGMGamer07

2 жыл бұрын

@@itzxella2537 I didn't

2:35 "you can't feel sad if you are dead." - Joel 2022 lmao preach

I love how you always do hardcore - now with one heart is even better ! Need to do more vids like this , love your channel , I am subscribed to you !

this was nice to watch, i love ur voiceovers and this was so funny! keep it up, we appreciate u joel ♥︎

Joel took that fireball like a champ

“There’s some hay bales at least for some food, and there are horses for fun” -Short King, Joel 2022

@ninjajack882

2 жыл бұрын

TALL KING, JOEL 2022!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@Synthverge.

2 жыл бұрын

Ex Hot King, Joel 2022.

Very cool challenge! I’d like to see this again to be honest. Thanks, Joel!

‘You can’t feel sad if you’re dead’ Yes!!

Joel: *Professional Minecrafter* Also Joel: Lets collect some hoppers *Proceeds to pick up Composters*

Minecraft Kind of broke village spawns in 1.18, because with the new caves in 1.18 if a villager spawns on a big enough cave (in terms of height) then part of the village as a chance of spawning in the caves. and in this case most of it spawned in the cave i guess.

Thank you so much for all the great content Joel all your videos make me laugh and you and Lizzie are my favourite KZreadrs. Have a great day x

Ive been having trouble with school and u cheer me up every video u post i love you joel ive been here sense 2016!

No one: Joel: Jumps into fireball

If you ever do this again, Golden apples might be nice, since they’ll give you a few temporary hearts

joel: there’s a bastion. not going ANYWHERE near that. also joel: *turns around and immediately dies*

I don`t even watched it, I already know that its an amazing banger. Good job, thumb is btw so mad good!! 😂😜

@kitnex_

2 жыл бұрын

I had a stroke well reading this

5:14 that's suspicious,that's weird

That first “village” 😂. Looked more like this one villager adventured out into the wilderness and found a perfect spot, secluded and beautiful, then built a lovely little house nestled in the rolling hills to live out his days in… only for Joel to come and steal all his food and murder his only friend and means of transport, the horse.

A valiant attempt, Mr. Beans.

Normal people getting the ‘Monster Hunter’ achievement: *oh, yeah, it was from a zombie.* Joel: *what? Mine was from a ghost!’

Joel’s philosophy: “You can’t be sad if your dead”

This was so much fun, but oh, the ghast! I loved the way you kept dying just from spawning into worlds. lol Great stuff!

I love how he got the “monster hunter” achievement from killing a ghast of all things 😂

“ there goes all my emeralds “ *has 2staks left*

Thanks for adopting Jimmy! That was very kind of you.

Fire protection & Projecttile Protection may getting more useful Cuz it makes you take damage slower From any burning damage or Range Damage

hope this becomes a series!

Haven’t watched it yet but already know it’s going to be a good video

@gabriellarami940

2 жыл бұрын

Yes obvi Joel’s the best

Love Joel’s vids. I’m always laughing 🤣🤣 keep it up ur awesome!!!

Minecraft but it's X life first life in Hardcore! Excited!

Thank You So Much For Adopting Jimmy, That is Very Kind Of You

"you cant feel sad if you are dead" -joel 2022

"You can't feel if you are dead" -Joel promoting suicide-

Joel’s vids never fail to make me laugh

I think you still did great! I hope you do another challenge like this

this gives me x life flashbacks... and also flashbacks of dying from fall damage while building a tree.

I'm so excited to watch a new Smallishbeans video! Just in time as I just finished class

There's no way you were making it out of the nether with one heart lol, you gave it a good go! ♥

What a great series!

Probably the best video I've seen recently

This video was very good :D I was wondering if there was going to be a part 2 but nvm now- 💀

I loved that intro short king!

"also i can make pumpkin pie if i get desperate"😂

Did Joel just walk right into that fireball? Lol definitely a panic move and something I'd do. This was fun! 💕

This entire video: how Joel points out what kills him

I like that you are talking wild filming

Sir you walked back in to that!! Good run though!!! 👍

It was fun, please do this again!

Well that was very enjoyable thx Joel. You made the effort and all appreciate it😭❤

*NOH!* - Joels Famous Last Words.

Omg, seeing the first village Joel found, and I'm thinking that's so much better than the one I found. I found one on top of a savannah mountain with 3 villagers, one golem and no beds. There was a building with a cartography table, an animal shelter, the meeting area and a bunch of farms (with some of the crops destroyed cause mountain)

The “noh!” at the end lmao

“And we are also going to collect these *hoppers* for trading” Composters: “Are we jokes to you?”

@ninjajack882

2 жыл бұрын

i was waiting for him to correct himself

In the nether, keep a warped fungus in your hot bar and place it down whenever hoglins are about to attack because it scares them away

Ah yes I’ll use this ‘hopper’ to make a farmer

I love how you restart and restart like same vibes of scar in hermitcraft hehe

I was having a bad day this made me smile thank you Joel

This is a cute video! Happy to see KKF