sorry about the whole killing the environment thing

@monke6067

4 жыл бұрын

Stal is the best disk ever made

@katieko69

4 жыл бұрын

@@monke6067 Don't taunt God with these words, you fool.

@StarKnight54

4 жыл бұрын

Not cool man

@yeeg7086

4 жыл бұрын

Stal good cats bad

@sam-li8zs

4 жыл бұрын

oh yeah man no worries

Genesis 3:13 *"You fucked up."*

@mr.0511

3 жыл бұрын

Leviticus 4:12 *“Eat the apple”*

@fizzy4708

3 жыл бұрын

@@mr.0511 EAT *MY* APPLE

@LMAO_And_Forever

3 жыл бұрын

Deuteronomy 2:15 *”That’s for not going to church, ya prick”*

@ms.chicolato5949

3 жыл бұрын

This is kinda true tho

@alexandrapaciello962

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t say that word

Slime:" wow that was awesome, thanks God!" Shlatt: *"Y o u f u c k e d u p"*

@totgaming1943

4 жыл бұрын

A P P L E

@dmwanderer9454

4 жыл бұрын

Entire bible in a nutshell

@ilackoriginality9152

4 жыл бұрын

F O L L O W

@memorious3378

4 жыл бұрын

S O R R Y

@Viltrox-tf2jg

4 жыл бұрын

God: Can you Build a Church? Dinosaurs: We Can´t Build a Church God: 4:02

Favorite slimeciccle quote: "I'm not scared of him, on a completely unrelated note, I will never go outside again"

@FeralWetCat

Жыл бұрын

My favorite was when he killed Quackity in the final las Nevada's stream, he said something, I'm too lazy to quote it, he just said all the lessons Quackity taught him :D

@zenphir9051

Жыл бұрын

“I call this the punchline, cuz it’s all in the delivery” -Slimecicle

@mercuryhero9599

5 ай бұрын

"I saw the whole world, i saw empires rise and fall then i fell with them."

Every collab is somebody's first exposure to a new creator. That said, I can't imagine what it's like to have this be your first schlatt sighting.

@RyoIsamuGaming

Жыл бұрын

Terrifying.

@StarryNight679

Жыл бұрын

I don't need to imagine lol And now I have a fear of god.

@logeyperogi1805

Жыл бұрын

Fucking nightmare inducing

@ortian_minecraft5793

Жыл бұрын

"schlatt"*

@chrishall8765

Жыл бұрын

This was actually my first KZread video and i was so unbelievably confused and frightened.

2012: Herobrine 2017: null 2019: jschlatt

@Danbero

4 жыл бұрын

sorry about null

@vripa1599

4 жыл бұрын

The fact that I remember all of this-

@SuperCoolrandomguy

4 жыл бұрын

What the fuck is null

@tmnottrademark4463

4 жыл бұрын

@@SuperCoolrandomguy I'd tell you but it wouldn't be worth it

@markwilkinson7594

4 жыл бұрын

2017: Entity 303 & Null*

that iphone alarm really is the most terrifying sound in the universe

@jae7798

4 жыл бұрын

shouldnt you bop to it since SOPHIE sampled that shit

@bungersinyourarea

4 жыл бұрын

I've done it, I downloaded the alarm and reverbed it myself to use as an alarm

@alsohedge6537

4 жыл бұрын

Alex Bell what’s the name of it

@ComplexGrounds

4 жыл бұрын

AlsoHedgie I checked all the default sounds and it isn’t there, must be in the store then.

@ingridinthecoolzone5

4 жыл бұрын

I cry everytime I hear it.

Watching this right after slime's 100 days in a zombie apocalypse enjoying a delicious, crisp, *A P P L E* ...

@itsyapeepkiri

Жыл бұрын

Yo, you still good? Did that apple mess with you???

@jessicamellady7959

Жыл бұрын

EAT

@jessicamellady7959

Жыл бұрын

APPLE

@Techno-The-Blade

Жыл бұрын

😂👏👏👏

@Yippee-sk1fm

3 ай бұрын

@@jessicamellady7959 haha old account

Who would've thought that Schlatt would return to play his role as God once again, to throw natural disasters and the zombie apocalypse at Charlie, torturing him and making him survive a hundred days. All because of this. All because Charlie dared to challenge him. All because of *_APPLE._*

I love how jschlatt went from, “Here have an apple” To, “EAT. A P P L E”

@dominickmorsell7319

4 жыл бұрын

Yosumaru ok nyoomer

@Zyra-Not-The-LOL-One

4 жыл бұрын

Yosumaru not how you’re supposed to use that

@mr.gspot753

4 жыл бұрын

Yosumaru you’re a comedic genius

@kblackemperordragon

4 жыл бұрын

@@aitsu_nojayjay ... You join 1 year ago and you calling him a zoomer wow ok loser

@rifqi2733

4 жыл бұрын

@@dominickmorsell7319 ok coomer

“i saw empires rise and fall, and i fell with them” is such a metal line i can’t believe it came from a minecraft video

@richardfayard1661

4 жыл бұрын

Holy fuck, you're right

@asbestosfish_

4 жыл бұрын

threelastnames This is the same energy as “I will face god and walk backwards into hell”

@GrooveySmoothey

4 жыл бұрын

Time on the video?

@GrooveySmoothey

4 жыл бұрын

@@asbestosfish_ the time?

@3lastnames240

4 жыл бұрын

Groovey 6:44

The dark Slimecicle lore: In the beginning there was only Jschlat but bored he decided to create life in the form of his three disciples slime, condi, and grizzly. Jschlat bored decided to bestow to them freedom with the ability to continuously respawn/reincarnated. Bestowing upon them his apple, the was cursed to only those he deemed worth could take his place, but all those who took a bite died. Scarring the three to near insanity he lead assaults of storms and quakes to improve them against their will. Upon the throat of the scorned world Jschlat was defeated by a chant designed by slime last second to give immortal beings like Jschlat headaches. Jschlat fell to his seemingly death but he beconed one last chant to curse slime, grizzly, and condi that forever they would reincarnate in all his universal realities to go through countless trials to someday be able to partake in his Apple and stand along side him as gods. Jschlat created a new reality where a viral outbreak would consume the worlds population. Reincarnating slime, condi, and grizzly he watched from his shack to see their progress come to pass where he presented to slime the Apple again. But slimes past memories returned for a single moment, preventing him from partaking in the Apple. Slime burned down Jschlat's shack, and Jschlat gave chase... Until slime revealed his huge sword and it scared Jschlat away. Now no one knows where or when he will return nor what his next reality will be, but that he will bare fruit to those who are worthy.

@PancakeFlowers

2 жыл бұрын

Woah

@parlorespanso4124

2 жыл бұрын

Woah

@eddiethomas2etmaelstrom562

2 жыл бұрын

I guess this is chapter 1 of the story and the hardest difficulty minecraft video is chapter 2 and jschlatt decided to create bizly

@0nullnil

2 жыл бұрын

@@eddiethomas2etmaelstrom562 Maybe.

@mcdonaldschronicles1591

Жыл бұрын

You spelled his name wrong the whole time

The burning cross gave me such a sinking feeling in my stomach, it was the moment where I realized Jschlatt had no mercy for them, it was gonna be nothing but torment He originally said “That’s for not going to church” but when you see the burning cross, you realize that Jschlatt was gonna make them suffer regardless

Jschlatt in the beginning: "oh, you're hungry? Take this apple. Eat my apple." Jschlatt in the end: *"Apple. Eat"*

@andreasballe7470

4 жыл бұрын

He grew so powerful that mortal words needn't be used anymore.

@Ambercurve

4 жыл бұрын

EAT THE APPLE EAT MY APPLE *unholy noises*

@liquidsandwich1052

4 жыл бұрын

Jschlatt really is the devil

@enderdragoness546

4 жыл бұрын

*E A T. M Y. A P P L E*

@bizlypequeno8361

4 жыл бұрын

No one like, it's at 666 l

The three mortals pathetically singing “dont u worry about a thing” in their lil dirt hut while a hurricane raged outside kind of made me die

@carmiesinagra8968

4 жыл бұрын

Angelica Schuyler isn’t that what we all do every day

@noodlechan191

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao what's up Angelica

@alejoqc9540

4 жыл бұрын

Wtf you got 666 likes

@astroboi6831

4 жыл бұрын

Well don't show this to Alexander he'll freak out XD

@yuukitomoyuki9668

4 жыл бұрын

I give you, your 1000th like your welcome

This went from " Minecraft but Jschlatt is scary and also omnipotent " to " the minecraft apocalypse " to " We fought a demon " in such a short amount of time that it's hard to process that this was originally supposed to be " Minecraft with natural disasters every 5 minutes "

*The Slimecicle Cinematic Universe* "You remember the first? With the disasters. Hehe, what am I saying, of course you don't. But I remember well. "Condi... Grizzly... Selfish, brainless sheep that followed my every whim. But you... You were different. You resisted. Even when you partook of the fruit, you resisted. You denied the will of the divine. That's special, Slime. Very special. "I don't hate you, Slime. In fact, I might even call you friend. Though I doubt you'd say the same. But I won't hesitate to do what's necessary to make you submit. The divine cannot have equals among mortals. You will learn."

I don't remember this from bible study

@copyrightstriker3319

4 жыл бұрын

*G O*

@flamesfrostbite

4 жыл бұрын

I do

@marinelaoana5437

4 жыл бұрын

Its from the 1 hour special

@pingpongun8519

4 жыл бұрын

That's because this is what the goverment hides from us! The Truth!

@mariagrader10

4 жыл бұрын

It's in the dlc

Some men believe God has abandoned them. These men *wish* God would abandon them.

@TimKif-tf7xm

4 жыл бұрын

High tier comment

@TimKif-tf7xm

4 жыл бұрын

Shit you win

@pissapocalypse

4 жыл бұрын

@Ajani Chiles I got you to 69 likes. Now this comment is perfect no need to thank me

@potsy5263

4 жыл бұрын

Oofyeet

@coldcoralsalad

4 жыл бұрын

*a p p l e*

New lore has been added to the Slimecicle cinematic universe so I must return to its roots

This is certainly an interesting interpretation of the Old Testament

@Evythe_Poet9203

Ай бұрын

Underrated comment 😂

I like how jschlatt started off joking around then quickly turned into a terrifying entity meant to kill the others

@PschocatIII

4 жыл бұрын

Luke Thomas thats his whole brand

@bigpigeon2384

4 жыл бұрын

That’s a character ark If i`ve Evers seen one

@sylv512

4 жыл бұрын

global warming is fake

@minidrew3422

4 жыл бұрын

@@sylv512 and your adopted

@b.n.d1540

4 жыл бұрын

Hey guys, I know this is is a lot to ask but could someone make a transcript of this video showing who says what, I really want to animate this, but I'm new to this whole set of channels and can't always distinguish their voices

What if, you wanted a dog But god said ‘ *B U T T O N* ‘

@ultradriplorddk7800

4 жыл бұрын

what if you. wanted to go to heaven. ☝ but god said. *a p p l e*

@cllncl

4 жыл бұрын

@@ultradriplorddk7800 what if you wanted to go to heaven but god said *c a r r o t*

@ultradriplorddk7800

4 жыл бұрын

@@cllncl what if you. wanted to go to my meme heaven. ☝ but i said. *Z 🅰 W A R U D 🅾 🅾 🅾 🅾 🅾 🅾 🅾 🅾*

@JoeDBro

4 жыл бұрын

E 🅰️ T T H E 🅰️ P P L E.👿😈🍎

@tychoplaysiogames7141

4 жыл бұрын

@@JoeDBro ok. What can there go wrong?

i love how, not even 2 minutes into the video, Jschlatt turned the game into a biblical retelling of Adam and Eve

The start of the slimecicle cinematic universe.. just as terrifying as I thought it would be

When you wanted to go to heaven But God said: *”You f**ked up”*

@bastardalbum

4 жыл бұрын

or *_a p p l e_*

@3kool5skool71

4 жыл бұрын

*"sorry"*

@suit-1443

4 жыл бұрын

It was at that moment imma head out fucked up

@jeremylinfanboy8908

4 жыл бұрын

I’mma head out you made a funny joke but you should have written What if you wanted to go to heaven But God said “You fucked up”

@SStarry_Days

4 жыл бұрын

But it was me..... *DIO*

Imagine eating an apple your friend gave you and the second you finish it you hear god himself say *“you fucked up.”* like holy shit

@locustthelorde8225

3 жыл бұрын

You ate an apple from the Garden of Eden. *Now perish*

@PolarPsyche

3 жыл бұрын

isnt that like- the entire story of Eve eating the fruit from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil?

@logeyperogi1805

2 жыл бұрын

@McSenkos I think they knew that, they were just asking if it was a reference to the Garden of Eden

@DarkShadow-ne3bu

Жыл бұрын

You summed up Adam and Eve's tale

And so begins my descent into the lore-filled hell that is the Slimecicle Cinematic Universe *chuckles* I’m in danger

I just came back and rewatched this vid and i got to 20:12 and Charlie just whispers "The world is on fire, you know it's him" and im like 'excuse me that is actually lowkey terrifying'. I only ever see people quoting the falling with them or the poppy part and i feel like this one should be used more

Dude Schlatt had some serious Herobrine energy.

@gabbydangelo1771

4 жыл бұрын

I hate that you're right

@morningggmitch

4 жыл бұрын

Schlattbrine

@deadflag7030

4 жыл бұрын

Herobrine fears Jschlatt

@ProgramViBee

4 жыл бұрын

Herobrine still lingers. And he almost took the mind of Jshlatt

@lancearmada

4 жыл бұрын

The Open Rift BRINE

"I saw empires rise and fall, and I fell with them." is such a raw fucking quote that I legitimately cannot believe that it came from a minecraft gameplay video.

@goldmagikarp9579

3 жыл бұрын

Not even that, it’s a fucking Minecraft shitposting video

@cheesehouse2522

3 жыл бұрын

yeah jesus

@tales_zero_miles

3 жыл бұрын

Plz someone stamp the time

@thundrr1929

3 жыл бұрын

@@tales_zero_miles Here: 6:43 Have fun.

@tales_zero_miles

3 жыл бұрын

@@thundrr1929 oh thank you,

2 years ago... - Slimecicle with friends play natural disasters mod ft. Jschlatt - Slimecicle ate the golden apple Jschlatt: You f**ked up Present day -Tommyinnit with 100 players play natural disasters ft. Jschlatt -Tommyinnit ate the golden apple directly Jschlatt: You f**ked up Tommy?!! Hayy, they always like this

Imagine if he had to survive 100 days of this. That would be cool.

@Gamer86411

11 ай бұрын

It really would lets hope they create that

That’s a truly terrifying moment though: Humanity, thinking that it’s killed the God they once feared by stripping it of its power, watching as it rises from the lava untouched and no signs of damage.

@lazykinq489

4 жыл бұрын

I shivered.

@danmeyer1678

4 жыл бұрын

I now know what the romans felt when they found out Jesus rose from the dead; it is terror, true unholy terror.

@steviegilliam5685

4 жыл бұрын

That would make a good scary ending to a movie

@fetch7312

4 жыл бұрын

okay lobsterperson249

@goldensans5893

4 жыл бұрын

@@rithiedalip6140 *A P P L E*

Imagine at the end of 2020 we just see "server closed" and just hear a voice from above say: " *sorry...* "

@user-gy9dp8tq7v

3 жыл бұрын

No...2HY

@auroramoon_draws16

3 жыл бұрын

👀✨

@margiepalmer82

3 жыл бұрын

All i can imagine is the Dream smp

@safiwren7812

3 жыл бұрын

but where is above?!?!?!?

@kaylee4140

3 жыл бұрын

LMAK

Top 10 beings I am terrified of and want to never encounter in my life: 1. Jschlatt 2. Jschlatt 3. Jschlatt 4. Jschlatt 5. Jschlatt

I like how at like 6:30 or something he says he’s seen empires rise and fall and he fell with them, and in the end of las nevadas he said that too

*"E A T , T H E A P P L E" (Deep Breath) "E A T M Y A P P L E" (Unholy World Breaking Noises)*

@leighannapanites6815

3 жыл бұрын

That was terrifying

@diablo00e2

3 жыл бұрын

Where did he get his mic, I need it

@5upernoob

3 жыл бұрын

@@diablo00e2 From the dollor store in the deep back of the store the code is EAT THE APPLE say that and they take u there i gotta delete this commet soon Replay fast

@scostudio9714

3 жыл бұрын

18:20 where it happened

@moka-key

3 жыл бұрын

@@diablo00e2 Actual response he said it's just an old xbox mic on reddit

The fade from the chant coming from Shlatt's mic to it becoming clear gives me chills for some reason. 20:30 if you don't know what I'm talking about.

@joshuawing4766

29 күн бұрын

The fuck are you doing, you need to be leading the resistance!?

@BarneyFromBlackMesa

29 күн бұрын

​@@joshuawing4766 Hey, leading a resistance against the Combine is incredibly difficult. I deserve a break from the chaos with some good ol' Slimecicle.

Charlie gotta be the first guy to try sacrificing GOD in a volcano

Forgot the name of this video so I looked up "minecraft but God hates us" and it worked

@tehflame350

3 жыл бұрын

Oh hey your right

@necrow9000

3 жыл бұрын

i just searched slimecicle minecraft and it was one of the first results

@addie-catplayz8288

3 жыл бұрын

I searched up “ jschlatt volcano “ I don’t even-

@really1583

3 жыл бұрын

Wow your actually right

@brassowl7780

3 жыл бұрын

I saw this and immediately tried it, I was pleasantly surprised

What if you wanted to go to heaven but god said; "Apple" EDIT: woah, I didn't expect this to go up, thanks for the likes guys!

@SleppyLeBo

4 жыл бұрын

And yup that's the book of Genesis for ya

@mr.lookalike8666

4 жыл бұрын

But god said “server closed”

@morgankasper5227

4 жыл бұрын

* " *A P P L E* "

@a_dark_blue_icewing4257

4 жыл бұрын

xd

@DeskFan

4 жыл бұрын

*"YOU FUCKED UP"*

schlatt is the storm that is aproaching, provoking, black clouds in isolation, schlatt is re claimer of his name, born in flames, schlatt has been blessed, schlatts family crest is a demon of death! forsaken schlatt is awakened, a pheonex ash in the divine, obsession pulling schlatt, fading shlatt comes to take whats his!

Every word schlatt says in this video strikes fear into my very soul

Jschlatt the entire video: He’s just standing there. *Menacingly*

@therat3549

3 жыл бұрын

*HOHO*

@BackwoodBlog

3 жыл бұрын

Good greif

@apokrypha

3 жыл бұрын

That’s a markiplier reference actually .-.

@jasonringhofer7961

3 жыл бұрын

Daniel Parker What is?

@apokrypha

3 жыл бұрын

Alright then nvm, that’s one big coincidence lol

“You Could Make A Religion Out Of This”

@kektagonb3469

4 жыл бұрын

Cthulhu Ftagn wait dont

@windowsxp7823

4 жыл бұрын

this is exacly the bill wurtz reference i was expecting

@OttoGraff-fu8pj

4 жыл бұрын

Asa Palmer don’t wait, do

@platogkrone7161

4 жыл бұрын

@@kektagonb3469 *No don't.

@metalgearzwei

4 жыл бұрын

no don’t

I love how stained brutal calamity fits way too well

"shlatt your still muted idk if you know that.." "... fuck."

Title: minecraft but every 5 minutes theres a natural disaster Video: *three young warriors have to face god himself in order to stop his chaotic actions*

@gazyshadow7293

4 жыл бұрын

XD yet they all fail

@asovietdoggo2377

4 жыл бұрын

《L i l l y》 that is not a god he is a demon

@lilydreemur7718

4 жыл бұрын

But they fail. Really dissapoitinly. y e s

@goop9853

4 жыл бұрын

You pfp though... jack stauber

@sinnoy7297

4 жыл бұрын

More like Satan tbh

Jschlatt slowly went from “hey you want this Apple?” To *”BUTTON”*

@blakecooper7521

3 жыл бұрын

Then back to ApPlE

@collinmcdowell9328

3 жыл бұрын

transdimensia *EAT MY APPLE*

@rukytsunamy3700

3 жыл бұрын

CarRoT

@hexonictheverymediocre

3 жыл бұрын

*B U T T O N*

@polarrrized

3 жыл бұрын

lol when slime said if theres a button or a apple do not eat it do not press it lol

Slime: * floating in a tornado * It’s kind of peaceful up here.. *Not Even A Second Later..* **NOW I’M FREEEEEEEE** Slime: Uh oh-

It all makes sense now.

Can’t believe I was scared of Herobrine when Schlatt was out there

@strengthcoachsc8669

4 жыл бұрын

True lol

@MrTyrone77

4 жыл бұрын

He is the new creepypasta

@lexo6987

4 жыл бұрын

B u t o n

@ShonaDudley

4 жыл бұрын

*s o r r y*

@nou2434

4 жыл бұрын

Obama Obama A P P L E

When the world ends, the last thing we will all see is. “Server closed”, then god from the Heavens just says “Sorry.”

@itsbrysn1800

4 жыл бұрын

You hear jschlatt's voice come down from the heavens and say *sorry*

@friendlyreminder3280

4 жыл бұрын

Then *gameode has changed into creative*

@seaguardian1122

4 жыл бұрын

Me: dies The world load bars shows up

@floralfading

4 жыл бұрын

Blue stone spectator*

@heart-ssbu

4 жыл бұрын

Button

I love how in every vid of a intense thing Schlatt is always the GOD or THING that does it and he always tries to do his best at acting

Slime Cinematic Universe?

This was legitimately my first time seeing Jschlatt in anything when I first watched it. I have been frightened ever since, and it it's still the most frightening Jschlatt experience I've had, including those involving the Pope.

@biggoofy

3 жыл бұрын

Jsclatt is a mysterious entity with unexplained power

@dumbpossum8461

3 жыл бұрын

A p p l e

@Meri637

3 жыл бұрын

this was the first time i saw the almighty schlatt too-

@drago20v51

3 жыл бұрын

The dream smp has had alot of evil schlatt

@underratedshow3988

3 жыл бұрын

Same.

Never seen a most terrifying thing like jschlat rising out of a volcano while unholy music plays in the background

@jupitersubmarine

4 жыл бұрын

The Music is called "back to slime" pretty much most of them are from terraria calamity mod

@elizabetheve940

4 жыл бұрын

@@jupitersubmarine isnt it stained, brutal calamity by DM Dokuro? Calamity mod music, yes

@Extra_Artsy

4 жыл бұрын

Erik Peanutbutter the one they're talking about isn't from calamity mod but yea

@nicholaswade211

4 жыл бұрын

Przemysław Nowakowski Actually it’s just a Gregorian chant

@Aracelerii

4 жыл бұрын

this is the actual chanting kzread.info/dash/bejne/iWGc1KShcZe-m7A.html

Really had to come back to this video after that roller coaster

I am SO happy jshlatt and Charlie called back to this video! I died laughing when he said my favorite line.

This went from an innocent game, to a roleplay real quick

@dreamdxll2677

4 жыл бұрын

you mean a history essay

@sugoistalin7809

4 жыл бұрын

Is it really roleplay if they're just reenacting history?

@oki_pogi9376

4 жыл бұрын

Sugoi Stalin no MAKING history

I literally have a playlist of this vid, the vid where blocks fight back, and the vid where they roll a 100 sided dice. And I’ve watched it more than 100 times, and still love it all.

Re-Watching this after the 100 days video because lore

It would be hilarious if they did this again with proximity chat. They don’t think schlatt is there and then suddenly they hear him munching behind them.

@theiromia2389

3 жыл бұрын

we need it

@demi_dragon579

3 жыл бұрын

That would lead to someone actually crying

@mantacid1221

2 жыл бұрын

*iPhone alarm plays from behind you*

@youlostthegame

2 жыл бұрын

@@mantacid1221 oh *god*

@leek.3671

2 жыл бұрын

Omg yes 😂

I’m so fucking glad that THIS was my first Slimecicle video

@-MediocreName-

3 жыл бұрын

Me too buddy me too

@emotionalsupportfurry8284

3 жыл бұрын

same, m8!

@faelanoconnell3793

3 жыл бұрын

mood

@yoyogamingxd8208

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@johnmacias3225

3 жыл бұрын

@Aidan Schirra At least it wasn't about APPLES

My theory for the SCU (slimecicle cinematic universe), jschlatt was granted the power of being god, the was sealed away by slimecicle, but, he found a way to grow more and more powerful eventually breaking out in the 100 days video and the dimension slimecicle died in in 100 days was the very place he was sealed. Also, schlatt watched interstellar in the dimension he was sealed in

I've never been so scared of an *A P P L E* in my entire life

the “free falling” thing as he was falling with everyone yelling in the background is the most chaotic thing I have ever witnessed

@zapshark9031

4 жыл бұрын

(Horrific Kazoo Intensifies)

@beefstroganoff1774

4 жыл бұрын

Omg I laughed so hard, it's prolly the best part of the video 😂😂 although any part when they are all screaming could be the best, too

@GDO9099

4 жыл бұрын

Commander Smith The intro is the best but that part is a close second.

I can only imagine what Schlatt was saying while he was muted

@urchinscurvy2049

3 жыл бұрын

Apple

@LGLG53

3 жыл бұрын

A P P L E

@ihaveapluminmybum8924

3 жыл бұрын

A P P L E

@AutismSharks

3 жыл бұрын

*A P P L E*

@3-dman403

3 жыл бұрын

*A P P L E*

The fact that the apple joke still played into a video that was 2 years after this

2 years later, and schlatt returns

"APPLE" "No,we're not falling for that again!" "A P P L E" "NO!" "carrot" "o sure yeah great"

@akosperlaky9338

4 жыл бұрын

Jevan Delamarter I am ur 1000 like

@connordarity

4 жыл бұрын

c a r r o t

@jevandelamarter1045

4 жыл бұрын

WAIT WHAT IN TARNATION HAPPENED HERE HOW DID I GET SO MANY LIKES WHAT

@cosmicchickencasino21833

4 жыл бұрын

@@connordarity n o a p p l e

I like how at the beginning it was just “that’s for not going to church you pricks” and by the end he was an unforgiving god that destroyed everything in his patj

@jinxx9605

4 жыл бұрын

It’s fucking official I’m building a church for schlatt

@Sapphiros

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, have you ever read Revelations?

@jazzmusicstops374

4 жыл бұрын

Please edit your comment if you did not have a stroke at the very end of it

@greenbozoa5797

4 жыл бұрын

The evil God The unforgiving jschlatt *Jschlatt the hateful*

@mrpurpz1406

4 жыл бұрын

@@greenbozoa5797 *Jschlatt.* *God of destruction and hatred.*

anyone else here from charlie’s masterful movie he just released?

Satan= man/goat Jschlatt= man/goat THEREFORE Jschlatt = Satan

"𝖆𝖕𝖕𝖑𝖊" - God, 2019

@saltbjorn

4 жыл бұрын

e a t

@NB-pv2hg

4 жыл бұрын

A P P L E

@monsterplayer2217

4 жыл бұрын

"ғ u ċ ҡ" -Also god, 2019

@nickszx4232

4 жыл бұрын

"𝖇 𝖚 𝖙 𝖙 𝖔 𝖓 -Also God, 2019

@Free_Krazy

4 жыл бұрын

OMFG im the 777th like.......................

“In a final act of defiance to save his friends, Slimecicle invokes the true power of Barack Obama to banish the demon god jslatt from this world.”-Circa 1482, colorized

@enderdragoness546

4 жыл бұрын

*This man knows Obama full name*

@hodd.

4 жыл бұрын

Jslatt

@monkymonky3428

4 жыл бұрын

The BlueSuit this man knows what Obama’s name is impossible

@MrSirStupid

4 жыл бұрын

obama care

@DoctorAlright

4 жыл бұрын

Barack Obama Obama

Weird to think this got a sequel

POV: An unfeeling god gives 3 people PTSD that's triggered by an alarm sound

Schlatt is the CLOSEST thing KZread has to an Old Testament God

@liamsharp6136

3 жыл бұрын

Hey a recent comment not about the Carson situation

@crunchcereal7903

3 жыл бұрын

somewhere in the video there is probably a biblically correct angel

@askgoverntale2298

3 жыл бұрын

What about Shadman?

@DarkRayquaza121

3 жыл бұрын

@@askgoverntale2298 The Devil

@guitarrcat6582

3 жыл бұрын

@@DarkRayquaza121 no.... Even the devil fears Shadman...

Schlatt is one of the most cursed beings I've ever seen. Never have I ever experienced such a sense of second-hand anxiety from the mere presence of this man. I am not well.

@GZAPPLE

4 жыл бұрын

wow, first comment

@averageaudienjoyer

4 жыл бұрын

EAT

@judeymans

4 жыл бұрын

@@averageaudienjoyer e a t t h e a p p l e

@averageaudienjoyer

4 жыл бұрын

cwdovahkiin im grateful this vid popped up my my recommended

@sppender8099

4 жыл бұрын

Hes kinda like bearded expense

I love the voice crack at 9:59, because that is practically impossible to fake, so it was real fear

I can't believe that the SCU is connected

This has more of raw emotion than most Hollywood movies

@purifiedwater4217

3 жыл бұрын

You are spitting facts my man

@carlabuccicardi4492

3 жыл бұрын

I think most of his videos do

@zGoldenHawk

3 жыл бұрын

he also god

@thenegativethunder1656

3 жыл бұрын

"I saw the whole world. I saw everything. I saw knowledge. I saw power. I saw empires rise and fall. And then I fell with them." That's a line that will never be matched by anything in film, and it comes from a minecraft video about a dude terrorizing his friends.

@cha0ticyeen

3 жыл бұрын

This needs to be a Hollywood movie

If Jschlatt combined his capitalistic and godly abilities together, couldn’t he make money grow on trees and just automatically become the richest man in the world?

@atticuscampos9362

4 жыл бұрын

That would be bad for business

@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth

4 жыл бұрын

Daniel Sambar | Nah, it'd obliterate the economy and make whichever currency he chose to grow next to useless.

@perhaps5095

4 жыл бұрын

You don't need to be rich if you have divine power buddy

@TheRealDismantler

4 жыл бұрын

*I HAVE INFINITE MONEY*

@charliechar2717

4 жыл бұрын

nobody would use leaves as a currency even if they mysteriously have famous peoples faces on them

Where it all began

"Hey if you die your bad luck goes away" "Hey maybe noone take that advice" lol

can I get schlatts pov for that volcano scene cause I have a feeling he was just monologing it up and no one could here him

@HeroicLeo8125

3 жыл бұрын

*hear

@MorganDeacetis

3 жыл бұрын

@@HeroicLeo8125 no one cares that they spelled hear wrong.

@HeroicLeo8125

3 жыл бұрын

@@MorganDeacetis ok

@galacticadminsarah

3 жыл бұрын

As if he wasn’t shouting APPLE ten thousand times XD

@theiromia2389

3 жыл бұрын

@@MorganDeacetis *h e a r*

Is this what matpat was talking about when he said jschlatt is a karmic force of nature that punishes people?

@anotherwilliam9199

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@meatmaster069

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@pipedream2556

3 жыл бұрын

When did he say that?!

@anotherwilliam9199

3 жыл бұрын

@@pipedream2556 in the dream SMP Theory video

@ethanives

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

I like schlatt's interpretation of god more because instead of warning the first few humans to not eat the apple and then kicking them out of the garden of eden, he literally gives them the apple and then destroys the planet just to fuck with them

Here after the 100 days video lmao

@ultraviolet6836

2 жыл бұрын

Me toooo

I love how schlatt quickly went from their god to a satanic demon trying to kill them 😂

@Hollow_Vessel0

4 жыл бұрын

Its sounds like a god to me tbh

@CrazyDutchguys

4 жыл бұрын

sounds like the First testament God to me

"Jschlatt you're still muted idk if you know that" Do you guys think God has been yelling at us for a long ass time but he didn't realize he's still muted?

@nooneimportant7736

3 жыл бұрын

bro....

@leviathanxyzzy4993

3 жыл бұрын

bro....

@willowruin9826

3 жыл бұрын

bro....

@JP-ug7ty

3 жыл бұрын

Bro…

@DegenerateLies

3 жыл бұрын

bro....

After watching the 100 day survival movie this video hits different

Oh my... HOLY SHIT! I JUST CAME FROMNTHE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE VIDEO AND THIS SCENE AT 1:37 WAS A FLASHBACK IN THAT EPISODE!!!!

@boopboop9313

Жыл бұрын

WOAH YOURE LEARNING WHAT PLOT AND EDITING IS THATS SO GOOD FOR YOU NICE JOB IM SO HAPPY

@helptheresacockroachinmyba1939

Жыл бұрын

@@boopboop9313 i swear to god you're the living definition of ☝️🤓

@Abyss_xL

Жыл бұрын

​@@boopboop9313 Bro you were looking for any comment to be sarcastic bitch lmao

@DimentioFan1

Жыл бұрын

@@boopboop9313 It was 12 am and the z9mbie apocalypse video was what introduced me to this series.

i did not expect the sheer level of emotion and storytelling you managed to pack into a minecraft gameplay video

@imbored7054

4 жыл бұрын

*Yakko Warner*

@indiepixels2261

3 жыл бұрын

that video made me feel more emotions than any other movie. the iPhone alarm will never sound the same again

@EverSnaxolotl

3 жыл бұрын

I was not expecting to find yakko here. I always thought you're just one of Matt's personalities.

@jexiagalleta4712

3 жыл бұрын

and I was the 666th like. pretty appropriate lol

@guidomista3570

3 жыл бұрын

nice upload schedule (sorry if that's too mean, I like your vids and wish they were more frequent)

I feel like I've watched a movie.

@Vgamer311

4 жыл бұрын

ikr it’s goofy and over the top, not to mention obviously just meant as a joke, but it really does play out like a movie with a fleshed out narrative.

@almightyloaf8404

4 жыл бұрын

Batbitess you are

@elansleazebaganno

4 жыл бұрын

See my comment.

@Pthumerian01

4 жыл бұрын

The Day After Tomorrow: Minecraft Edition

@Ambercurve

4 жыл бұрын

Im writing a book about this video cause im borde

The beginning of the "Slimecicle Cinematic Universe."

If i were in that situation i would make ritual sacrifices

jschlatt: *appears* all three of them, simultaneously: you could make a religion out of this

@ParadoxiumReal

4 жыл бұрын

bill wurtz fan?

@heknowswherefranceis4838

4 жыл бұрын

*5 minutes later* No don't.

@xtrabutbetter

4 жыл бұрын

No don't

@raidedsalt7110

4 жыл бұрын

nodont

@anderkid1090

4 жыл бұрын

cupidcalling no don’t