Miles Edgeworth versus Phoenix’s Terrible Sleeping Habits (objection.lol)
ig i love u. even if u make me try to sleep CONSTANTLY.
this was based on an actual conversation with me and one of my best friends. phoenix is me, and edgeworth is them, and the judge is technically another one of our friends but thy played a smaller role in this video than they did in our actual argument. the buffer alarm technique works, i promise i’m not crazy 😭😭
theres honestly a lot i don’t like about this video, like words or phrases i couldve changed, or that one part where it gets super dramatic. like,,, i had it set up differently before, but when i went to change something abt it i forgot that made it all under one text box and now the font becomes smaller and it takes away from the original effect and it makes me really mad because it literally could’ve been so cool
eventually i gave up cuz i was tired of making so many files and fixing mistakes
theres a lot abt objection.lol that i don’t know how to do (like, how do you make the verdicts pop up?? i had to use a green screen) and idk how to add in the gavel slamming down with the blue background or how to get the text that tells u what ur location is which makes me really sad tbh. so if anyone knows how to get those things pls hmu
if ur confused abt why edgeworth calls phoenix an adolescent, it’s cuz he is one.
no, it’s just how it went originally and i didn’t really want to change much about the initial argument than i already did since i pulled all of this out from my memory since it happened on a call. that’s also sort of how the 4 hour law came about too, cuz our friend said that i was fine if i was getting more than 4 hours of sleep (but tbf, you could probably expect that law to actually be in the ace attorney universe anyway)
i think a good way to end this off is this: the original title of this video that was changed to make it pg-13 was “go to fucking bed, wright” and i honestly wish i could’ve kept it
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@jaridshinner1210
Жыл бұрын
but why put a random comment ... what-
@donutdisturblivball
Жыл бұрын
@@jaridshinner1210 for no reason, duh! (the answer is actually somewhere pretty far down in the comments section lol. lmk if u find it!)
@NovaMaster375
Жыл бұрын
@@donutdisturblivball Lmao I get it
@Puppetsuki
Жыл бұрын
@@donutdisturblivball dang girlie-
@galaxygorl
Жыл бұрын
@@donutdisturblivballfound it
I love the idea that their normal arguments are still framed as court battles
@donutdisturblivball
Жыл бұрын
well i mean what else would they be????
@jindo5
Жыл бұрын
I like to imagine every conversation they have plays out like a court battle, even if they just meet on the street and have a bit of idle smalltalk.
@donutdisturblivball
Жыл бұрын
@@jindo5 as soon as one of them opens their mouth to speak, theyre teleported to the courtroom
@MetaFanWing
Жыл бұрын
@@donutdisturblivball No, a courtroom is spontaneously generated around them.
@melody_always
Жыл бұрын
Hey Miles
This sounds like a genuine phone conversation between them (until the Judge stepped in, I suppose), and they were very in character - well done :)
@donutdisturblivball
2 жыл бұрын
the power of their dumbassery tbh 🙌🙌
@KittenPinkamations
2 жыл бұрын
I mean, you could imagine it as a court groupchat
@donutdisturblivball
2 жыл бұрын
@@KittenPinkamations WAIT THIS HAS SO MANY POSSIBILITIES LMFAO
@Tidnro
Жыл бұрын
The judge joined the discord call
theoretically, I agree with Edgeworth. But Phoenix's buffer logic is unbeatable
@donutdisturblivball
2 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY
@izukumidoriya8200
Жыл бұрын
I use the buffer myself I thought I was just crazy 😂
@poopilydoopily7784
Жыл бұрын
@@izukumidoriya8200 I mean you are...
@izukumidoriya8200
Жыл бұрын
@@poopilydoopily7784 .... Excuse me?
@donutdisturblivball
Жыл бұрын
@@poopilydoopily7784wrong
0:11 _"I was trying to come up with something while I was objecting, Your Honor._ _I didn't."_ Same energy.
@donutdisturblivball
2 жыл бұрын
I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE THAT PARALLEL BRO
@jeffbenton6183
Жыл бұрын
@@donutdisturblivball unintentionally brilliant
@sandybeehives
8 ай бұрын
OBJECTION! THAT WAS OBJECTIONABLE!
He’s a ten, but he lectures you on your horrible sleep schedule
@donutdisturblivball
6 ай бұрын
NEGATIVE SEVEN
Imagine Edgeworth just breaks into his house and turns off his alarms (not turning off the 7: 30 one)
@donutdisturblivball
Жыл бұрын
i dont think he needs to break in to do that if u catch my drift
@qwenabellwynfell9778
2 ай бұрын
@@donutdisturblivballjust hack the phone on the nightstand next to him 😅
As an insomniac, this sounded like me arguing with my body to go to sleep and stop waking up every hour.
@donutdisturblivball
Жыл бұрын
why sleep when you could stare up at the ceiling in contemplation
@Luna_tech2
Жыл бұрын
Just- get tired boom, problems solved. (I’m joking.)
@donutdisturblivball
Жыл бұрын
@@Luna_tech2 omg ur so right HOW could i have been this blind.
@Luna_tech2
Жыл бұрын
@@donutdisturblivball Yours is good too.
Almost 11 means it wasn’t 11!
@donutdisturblivball
2 жыл бұрын
you’re so right
Why can I imagine Phoenix slurring his speech near the end?? And great job being a tsundere, Edgeworth. Gods, your feelings are clearer than flawless glass.
@donutdisturblivball
Жыл бұрын
thats so real ive never seen a more smitten man
Honestly, i think this is kinda cute. I know the context now that i have read the description, but at first, just by watching the video alone, i thought this was very adorable, like they were a couple arguing with love about how the other should take care of themselves, and as a shipper i can trully appreciate something so natural in a couple, bc something based on a daily life situation is not very common to see in this ship. It was, also, very in-character, i can totally see them debating about this after a hard day of work, meeting each other in an empty courtroom so they can go back home. Miles and Phoenix trully felt like them talking! TL;DR: I love this video, is cute, and heartwarming.
@donutdisturblivball
2 жыл бұрын
oh god this comment is really sweet :(( /pos thank you!!!
@liamvautier944
2 жыл бұрын
@@donutdisturblivball ❤️✨🌸
0:25 I mean, if Edgeworth had the same nightmare every night since he was 9, he’s got to get his sleep back somehow.
@NutmegBGB
Жыл бұрын
I really hope he went to therapy after Turnabout Goodbyes
@donutdisturblivball
Жыл бұрын
man i never thought about it that way
@donutdisturblivball
Жыл бұрын
@@NutmegBGB lets be real i dont think therapy is a thing in the AA universe
@NutmegBGB
Жыл бұрын
@@donutdisturblivball it has to be! What else would you call the whole thing with Athena and the Mood Matrix?
@donutdisturblivball
Жыл бұрын
@@NutmegBGB oh shit ur right i mean regardless i doubt edgeworth would go to it anyway
I hate how this is identical to me and my girlfriend's arguments about their sleep schedule I get so upset that they get 15 minutes of sleep sometimes.
@donutdisturblivball
2 жыл бұрын
arguing about sleep schedules is sort of a universal experience tbh (tell ur gf edgeworth says they need more sleep!!! i’m all about that sleep is for the weak type shit but 15 minutes is concerning as hell)
Phoenix is on that sigma male grindset
@donutdisturblivball
2 жыл бұрын
hell yeah he is
@sst4rscr34m
Жыл бұрын
the actual top g ✊
Phoenix you can't even avoid rem sleep like that, if you keep depriving your brain of it you'll just go into rem rebound ffs
@donutdisturblivball
Жыл бұрын
whats rem rebound help
@darkacadpresenceinblood
Жыл бұрын
@@donutdisturblivball it's when you don't get enough rem so you almost immediately enter the rem stage once you fall asleep. it's the brain's defense against situations like this i suppose, so that you can't just keep skipping that stage. i did a project on sleep cycles in school, also am a bit of a lucid dreaming nerd and just felt like being a smartass, don't worry about it haha
@donutdisturblivball
Жыл бұрын
@@darkacadpresenceinblood omg no ur not being a smartass thats actually really cool! the way our bodies work is amazing i never knew that sort of thing existed lol
On a very personal level, its scary how accurate you were with the alarms because I have those exact alarms for the same reasons 💀
@donutdisturblivball
Жыл бұрын
see. the buffer method isn’t just a phoenix or a me thing. ITS AN EVERYONE THING.
Edgeworth: If you don't get enough sleep at night you can become less happy, this was proven by multiple studies! Phoenix: It's nice you care about my happiness but I'm still not doing it.
@donutdisturblivball
6 ай бұрын
this is basically what it boils down to, yes
4:49 one of those guards just lost 20£ while one just gained that same amount
@donutdisturblivball
Жыл бұрын
LMFAO this bet has been going on for years now i think its a little more than 20£
I remember preparing a lot of alarms like Phoenix, when I was in college.
@donutdisturblivball
Жыл бұрын
the buffer method is the only way
What Phoenix said about REM sleep making it worse can actually happen. For those who don't know REM sleep occurs several times throughout sleep and cycles through, the longer you sleep for the more the cycle repeats and the more REM sleep takes up of the time you sleep. However there are instances where you wake up during a REM cycle and if that's the case you will still feel extremely tired even if you've slept a proper amount of hours. Technically all Phoenix would need to do is wake up a bit earlier or later depending on his schedule to avoid this as that will result in the REM cycle not starting yet or finishing if he constantly wakes up during one at the times he usually gets up.
@donutdisturblivball
Жыл бұрын
SO THERE’S A SCIENTIFIC EXPLANATION FOR THAT???? HOLY CRAP
@theexoticmango3783
Жыл бұрын
@@donutdisturblivball yes lol, I'm a psych major and I've learned had classes go over sleep a couple times. If you struggle with sleep because of this and feel tired even after sleeping a good amount of hours it's likely you woke up during a REM cycle (the description said you were Phoenix in this situation) the best way you can fix this is to wake up earlier or later whichever works out better for you and you should feel much better. Also I agree with Edgeworth sleep is good for you even if the brain can be a pain and be super annoying about when it wakes up
@donutdisturblivball
Жыл бұрын
@@theexoticmango3783 woww thats really interesting! i lowkey just assumed my body was broken all these years LOL
@theexoticmango3783
Жыл бұрын
@@donutdisturblivball oh noo 😭 you're fine don't worry it can happen to anyone. At least now you know why it happens and it's really because the brain loves to be a pain with its needs lol
Ok, believe it or not, but Phoenix’s sleeping issue was a big part of my Narumitsu roleplay with my friend. It led to Phoenix taking sleeping pills that became a problem and (almost) a main conflict So this reminded me of that, thank you, I’ll go and re-read it now
@donutdisturblivball
Жыл бұрын
HAHAH WHAT WHAT EVEN HAPPENED
@ThatOneSeal
Жыл бұрын
@@donutdisturblivball it’s a really long story, but in short: Phoenix couldn’t fall asleep properly and started taking sleeping pills secretly. And then Edgeworth found out about it. But everything ended really good, they talked in out and Phoenix decided not to take them anymore and start a normal sleeping schedule
@donutdisturblivball
Жыл бұрын
@@ThatOneSeal communication win!
On a logistically intelligent level, I understand Miles' reasoning and get where he's coming from But on a highly personal and excessively-called-out level, I relate to Phoenix here far more than I care to admit ^^;
@donutdisturblivball
Жыл бұрын
real!!! i mean are we really gonna trust a bunch of stuffy men in labcoats who tell us that we need 8hrs of sleep????
@Complexicon_of_a_Startist
Жыл бұрын
@@donutdisturblivball Hell no fam, I know my body better than some lab man (coping so hard fr alfhlhalafh)
@donutdisturblivball
Жыл бұрын
@@Complexicon_of_a_Startist HAHAHA YES SPEAK UR TRUTH
@Complexicon_of_a_Startist
Жыл бұрын
@@donutdisturblivball Lmaoooo I love your energy sm ^^
@donutdisturblivball
Жыл бұрын
@@Complexicon_of_a_Startist awww tysm!!
Mmmm, yes, the perfect video to watch at 2am on a school night having not rested well the other nights either. Absolutely splendid. 😊
@donutdisturblivball
Жыл бұрын
so many insomniacs have clicked on this video im starting to sense a pattern
@Jann75
8 ай бұрын
@@donutdisturblivball I have also clicked on this video
My 1st braincell, who is just trying to take care of my unhealthy friend vs. my 2nd braincell doing the exact same thing as them
@donutdisturblivball
2 жыл бұрын
imagine having more than one brain cell
This sounds like an actual conversation between me and my friend (except for the references to edgeworth's trauma
@donutdisturblivball
2 жыл бұрын
i’ve gotten a lot of comments like this which is honestly the funniest thing ever to me
Oh shit, i never realized phoneix and i have the same sleeping pattern. The only difference is that im **still** getting 4 hours of sleep 😃👍
@donutdisturblivball
Жыл бұрын
the insomniac life is a hard one 😔
It is currently almost 1AM I feel very called out with this…
@donutdisturblivball
Жыл бұрын
scroll through the comments a little and you’ll see ur not the only one LMAO
Ok so now I REALLY want a part two like years later and its exactly the same as this but instead of just edgeworth telling phoenix to sleep its like every single character possible both prosecutors and attorneys hell just add mia as well for fun and let everyone bully phoenix into getting a good nights rest (this is totally your choice and you can absolutely ignore me but my brain refused to be quite so thought I might put the idea out there)
@donutdisturblivball
Жыл бұрын
and by the end of it, he still wouldn’t!! (i don’t know if i’d have the time to make this, but it sure is a funny concept to imagine! thank you for sharing :D)
@shadowsiren
Жыл бұрын
@@donutdisturblivball Thank you for responding! I'm glad you liked the idea :)
@donutdisturblivball
Жыл бұрын
@@shadowsiren haha ofc! it’s a lovely idea for sure :)
did he seduce phoenix to bed at the end??
@donutdisturblivball
2 жыл бұрын
i mean my friend didn’t seduce me to bed so i’d feel a bit cheated out of that experience but i mean… yeah he totally did
I know you’re awake rn and so are my FISTS so answer your phone god damnit
@donutdisturblivball
2 жыл бұрын
resolved but keeping this up for posterity cuz tbh who wouldnt
The "it's complicated when I wake up" part was pretty relatable. Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night at 2 and I just stay up an hour or two before going back to sleep. Other times I'm falling asleep at 2.
@donutdisturblivball
Жыл бұрын
insomnia :,)
as someone who has a friend that also stays up until 5 am because of timezones i can confirm this is how it actually feels like lecturing your friend so they go to sleep (im a hypocrite)
@donutdisturblivball
6 ай бұрын
ok this is so real bc in this video i was phoenix but i will absolutely be the edgeworth in nearly all my other friendships
I love the subtle "almost Christmas" reference sjdieajw
@donutdisturblivball
Жыл бұрын
iykyk ;D
The funny thing is I've been living like Phoenix for a few weeks now, and my gf reacts exactly like Edgeworth here. Oh yeah, as a jank sleeper, the alarm start is OP.
@donutdisturblivball
Жыл бұрын
SEE YOU GET IT
Oh no im watching this at 4am
@donutdisturblivball
2 жыл бұрын
honestly? slay.
I am Phoenix, watching this in my bed at 10pm, fully knowing that it’ll be more like 2am by the time I’m actually asleep
@donutdisturblivball
Жыл бұрын
REAL i need like 2 hrs in bed chilling before i actually go to bed
My mom is edgeworth and I'm wright. We're having this conversation after my mom caught me watching horror 1 am.
@donutdisturblivball
Жыл бұрын
okay.. but why horror…..
I'm watching this at 11... Due to Edgeworth's flawless argument i have decided to attempt sleep instead of staying up another few hours. Thank you.
This really brings some deja vu of convos I've had with online friends
i go to sleep at like 23 am then i proceed to wake up at like 6:30 am because school for some damn reason starts at 7:30 am
@donutdisturblivball
2 ай бұрын
ur just like me fr!!!!!
The buffer logic stuff is literally me help-
@donutdisturblivball
Жыл бұрын
YOU. GET. IT!!!!
I feel Phoenix, I always sleep at 2 or 1 am and have multiple alarm set to wake me up
@shanellemurrey9300
2 жыл бұрын
I’ve not really been able to sleep for the past 2 days or so, fun
@donutdisturblivball
2 жыл бұрын
right??? people who use only one alarm to wake up are scary
@donutdisturblivball
2 жыл бұрын
@@shanellemurrey9300 have you tried melatonin or anything like that? hoping you’ve found a way to get more sleep since you posted this comment :(
@Go_and_Joe
2 жыл бұрын
@@donutdisturblivball agreed
@shanellemurrey9300
2 жыл бұрын
@@donutdisturblivball yeah don’t worry, it’s alright now for the most part
Was waiting for the moment he would pull Phoenix to sleep with him, it would fix his sleep totally.
@donutdisturblivball
2 ай бұрын
i think he needs to seduce phoenix into good sleeping habits personally
right now i am watching this at 2 am in the night
@donutdisturblivball
2 жыл бұрын
valid.
2:14 OBJECTION! YOUR SCIENTIFIC STATEMENT HAS BEEN PROVEN TO BE... OUTDATED.
Me, watching this at 1 AM on a school night: Is…this a sign of the gods?
@donutdisturblivball
2 ай бұрын
hmmmm mayhaps!!!
Its 1:05 AM, I love it.
@donutdisturblivball
Жыл бұрын
glad you enjoyed!!
I feel like Phoenix i once went to school without sleep because of an exam
@donutdisturblivball
6 ай бұрын
UGH FELT FUCK PHYSICS
I like your energy and i like this video Ty for making it
@donutdisturblivball
6 ай бұрын
aww thank you! :D
As someone who works 3erd shift for this reason of hateing to wake up and do stuff i absolutely love 😊
@donutdisturblivball
Жыл бұрын
waking up is always the hardest lmao
sooooooo uh This video might have possibly maybe potentially... Inspired me to write a fanfic
@donutdisturblivball
Жыл бұрын
OH??? THAT’S SO FUNNY PLEASE SHARE
@youtubechicken120
Жыл бұрын
@@donutdisturblivball its not done but im currently working on it (i kind of forgot about it) but ill definetly share it when im done :)
@donutdisturblivball
Жыл бұрын
@@youtubechicken120 please do!! i’m looking forward to it!
@Jann75
8 ай бұрын
@youtubechicken120 how is the fanfic going
@youtubechicken120
8 ай бұрын
@@Jann75 im gonna be honest: completely forgot about it. school and stuff, yknow. should i go back to it? 😅
Why is this something my friends and I would and have argued about
@donutdisturblivball
2 жыл бұрын
the real question here is which side you were on
@mydogismoreimportantthanyou
2 жыл бұрын
@@donutdisturblivball I'm on both sides, I'll text my bff at 1 am to go to sleep and then go to bed at 3 am lol
@donutdisturblivball
2 жыл бұрын
@@mydogismoreimportantthanyou HAHAHAH LITERALLY ME
4:47 *_"Eep!"_* Yes, Wright. You should indeed, eep.
@donutdisturblivball
2 ай бұрын
eep!
@joannamysluk8623
2 ай бұрын
@@donutdisturblivball He's eepy...
This is an 5yo arguing to their parent on why they shouldn’t take an afternoon nap
@donutdisturblivball
Жыл бұрын
“Afternoon naps are for babies, Father, and clearly, I am not a baby.”
@user-wq4jw7mm5e
Жыл бұрын
@@donutdisturblivball *Daddy
Traumatized bfs
@donutdisturblivball
Жыл бұрын
they are THE traumatized bfs ever
Seeing this at 3am and i'm feelin called out rn
@donutdisturblivball
Жыл бұрын
scroll thru the comments a lil bit and you’ll realize ur not alone LMAO
I LOVE THIS
@donutdisturblivball
Жыл бұрын
HAHA THANK YOU!
LMAO the ‘“almost Christmas” means it’s not Christmas!” reference 😭
@donutdisturblivball
Жыл бұрын
IT ISNT CHRISTMAS, KZread USER @DROWNMEBITCH4097 (also howd u get away w that wtf)
Oh god. Now we can't sleep properly bcz of internet 😢
imagine having to go to court to drag your husband to sleep 😭🥺
@donutdisturblivball
2 ай бұрын
edgeworth doesn’t get paid enough for this
3:20 sounds like a problem for future me... yep, i do that... questionably....
Wow I think this edgworth guy is a genius
@donutdisturblivball
2 жыл бұрын
actually i think phoenix’s buffers r smarter idk what ur on
@Nami-jm7gt
2 жыл бұрын
@@donutdisturblivball hmmm honestly? No
@Nami-jm7gt
2 жыл бұрын
Also this is like my favorite video ever
@Nami-jm7gt
2 жыл бұрын
I might have showed my mom..she laughed
@donutdisturblivball
2 жыл бұрын
you’ve literally never tried the buffer method. don’t even w me. LMFAO YOU DID??? GLAD SHE LIKED IT
I get to sleep at 5 AM and wake up at 6 AM quick what do I do
@donutdisturblivball
Жыл бұрын
GIRL WHAT. WHY???? WHAT DO U GAIN FROM THIS ARRANGEMENT 😭😭
i am potato
@donutdisturblivball
2 жыл бұрын
i aspire to be like u ngl
I'm Literally Phoenix Difference Being I'm not a Lawyer
@donutdisturblivball
Жыл бұрын
its ok, neither am i
“You guys get sleep??” -Me
@donutdisturblivball
Жыл бұрын
u are 4 parallel universes ahead of us all
I feel called out
@donutdisturblivball
Жыл бұрын
dw me too bud. me too.
Currently watching this at 12:06 AM
@donutdisturblivball
6 ай бұрын
you and like five other ppl here LMAO
i find this funny because i actually go to bed at 4am sometimes ❤
@donutdisturblivball
6 ай бұрын
SOLIDARITY
Lmao I can relate to phoenix- 10pm is too early, I literally almost go to 3am when im with my tablet on the end of stressful days(jk I could do it everyday)
@donutdisturblivball
Жыл бұрын
to be completely honest, i understand sleeping early and i get that sleep is good for you but i will never be able to understand sleeping earlier than 11PM
Is it wrong that I have the same sleeping habits of Wright?
This video is hilarious. But seriously, please get more sleep. 4 hours isn’t anywhere near enough. It’s all fun and games until you actually become future-you. Speaking from experience.
@donutdisturblivball
6 ай бұрын
if it makes u feel better i have been getting more sleep recently! i still do the buffers but my friend forced me to delete the 3:30AM one LMAO
It is currently 3am.
@donutdisturblivball
6 ай бұрын
it is currently 10PM.
i just read every comment and reply. please help me
@donutdisturblivball
2 ай бұрын
i do that too when im bored dw lol. does this count as narcissism or
@mars-mj2ii
2 ай бұрын
@@donutdisturblivball nah it doesnt count as narcissism dw
Wait normal people go to bed at 10 pm?
@donutdisturblivball
Жыл бұрын
abnormal ppl go to bed at 10PM. normal ppl go to bed at like 11:30PM AT LEAST.
exactly my sleep schedule
@donutdisturblivball
Жыл бұрын
REAL!!
Me watching this at 3 am 👀
@donutdisturblivball
Жыл бұрын
shh dont listen to edgeworth’s nonsense
@rubyfawson1143
Жыл бұрын
Lol
@nah_o-h-i-o_state
Жыл бұрын
i was watching this at 9am💀
Me vs my brain and my one lil bit of common sense
@donutdisturblivball
Жыл бұрын
who won???
Watching at 3:39 AM.
@donutdisturblivball
Жыл бұрын
real. hope u got some sleep tho!
"almost 11:00" means it isn't 11:00!
Buen video
@donutdisturblivball
2 жыл бұрын
thank you!!! (gracias!!) :)
4:40
this is so funny, i love it lmaoooo （＾∇＾）
@donutdisturblivball
Жыл бұрын
aww ty!! :D glad u enjoyed
Meow
@donutdisturblivball
Жыл бұрын
i don’t know how to respond to this
@user-wq4jw7mm5e
Жыл бұрын
(Blinks slowly back) Meow :3
Sk
me:
@donutdisturblivball
Жыл бұрын
you:
@Unchecked69
Жыл бұрын
@@donutdisturblivball exactly:
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@donutdisturblivball
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ok
Get more sleep.
@donutdisturblivball
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no
As someone who went to bed around 6am and had to get up at 8am to go to work, I feel called out right now. 🥲
The fact that I was watching this at 10pm and also don’t have a sleep schedule