Mike Wozniak: 'I Garage Am Garage Afraid Garage Of Garage Many Garage Things Garage' | Taskmaster
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We get to know Series 11 contestant, Mike Wozniak, and he tells us some things about himself with some added obstacles.
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In this Broadcast Award-winning, BAFTA and Emmy Award-nominated entertainment show, Taskmaster tyrant Greg Davies (Man Down, Cuckoo), with the help of his loyal assistant Alex Horne (The Horne Section and the show’s creator), sets out to test the wiles, wit and wisdom of five hyper-competitive comedians.
Comedians that have risked life, limb, and dignity in the hope of making the Taskmaster proud so far include: Frank Skinner (The Frank Skinner Show), Mel Giedroyc (The Great British Bake Off), Romesh Ranganathan (Asian Provocateur), Hugh Dennis (Outnumbered), Sally Phillips (Bridget Jones’ Diary), Rose Matafeo (Edinburgh Comedy Award Winner 2018), and Russell Howard (The Russell Howard Hour). Unaware of what awaits them in each wax-sealed envelope, only one competitor can become the victorious owner of His Royal Task-ness’ golden head and be crowned the next Taskmaster Champion.
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Ed Gamble's description of Mike is my favourite: 'Like a man from the past, but the past of an entirely different planet'
@CoRLex-jh5vx
2 жыл бұрын
"A man from an era that never existed" is probably my favourite
@satum__
2 жыл бұрын
he could be a good Dr Who
@bisma1352
2 жыл бұрын
@@satum__ ohmygod yes!!
@anyalazor7978
2 жыл бұрын
He reminds me a lot of USSR actors from the 70s and 80s, he'd fit right in, i think:)
@ZaphodTHEBeeblebrox
Жыл бұрын
@@anyalazor7978 yes! the hairstyle, most definitely
As Ed Gamble said: "if I have children I'd like Mike to be the father."
@shashipancholi
3 жыл бұрын
Source? Only asking because im hoping you tell me the podcast is still going but i just can’t find it
@MisterAppleEsq
3 жыл бұрын
@@shashipancholi It was on the podcast, and the podcast is still going, they've just removed it from KZread for no reason. It's still up on podcast players, though.
@shashipancholi
3 жыл бұрын
@@MisterAppleEsq Thank you sir
@bexw8330
3 жыл бұрын
Same.
@kassistwisted
3 жыл бұрын
@@MisterAppleEsq The podcast is still on KZread. Just go to the Taskmaster channel. New episode every week as always.
It looks like he had a really lovely day, and no one can take that away from him.
@marcgorter8651
3 жыл бұрын
Heck, even after the fart task.
@cromulence
3 жыл бұрын
@@marcgorter8651 He did seem to remain oddly upbeat despite the circumstances.
mike‘s polite awkwardness is my favorite thing this season
@C.I...
3 жыл бұрын
He's like if Howard Moon was cool.
@pkpckls
3 жыл бұрын
If you haven't already listened to it, I thoroughly recommend his St Elwick's Neighbourhood Association Newsletter Podcast. It's hours of him being politely awkward, I adore it.
@benedictnothing
3 жыл бұрын
@@pkpckls Thanks for that suggestion. Listening now and it's great! That's most of my evening's entertainment sorted.
@thomaswhite8935
3 жыл бұрын
@@pkpckls I started this yesterday. It's incredible.
@temporalsoliton
3 жыл бұрын
Charlotte also has a similar vibe. Possibly more akin to polite and nonchalant.
Much like Joe Thomas, at a certain point you just realize he isn't playing a character and it's just him
@a.7811
3 жыл бұрын
I agree 100%! So well said!
@maxington26
3 жыл бұрын
i think you've spotted a nuance there which is indeed shared by both (otherwise VERY different) personalities.
@Lumibear.
3 жыл бұрын
Except that Greg has said on the show that he is quietly fascinated by this character he’s playing who says things like ‘crikey’, never swears and apologises constantly, when in real life he knows him as a very different person indeed, to which Mike looked embarrassed and said, ‘I’m trying to be a good boy on TV’ or something similar.
I love when Alex smiles/ laughs at the contestants in a genuine way. There’s a paternal feeling to it.
@aylapetty2051
3 жыл бұрын
Maybe it's just me and my own personal bias as he's become a new favourite, but I feel like Alex has had a markedly warmer soft spot for Mike out of any contestant I've seen thus far. He also seems to make Alex break character more often than others.
@lnfreeman
3 жыл бұрын
@@aylapetty2051 they go back a long way. Mike won the original live version of Taskmaster
@romakhan6155
Жыл бұрын
@@lnfreeman oh cool, is there a recording of that ?
Somehow I think he would have been the perfect cast for professor Lupin in Harry Potter when I see him.
@anam00090
3 жыл бұрын
I would love a HP version with Mike playing ALL professors simultaneously :D Flitwick-Wozniak would be incredible, he'd be a convincing Trelawney, naughty version of Dumbledore :D imagine him as Snape - says something demeaning and apologizes instantly "it's not your fault"
@emilymonkey
3 жыл бұрын
Omg this is amazing! When I read PoA (before the film came out), I imagined a sort of handsome charming man and Mike would be perfect!
@JamieJaftha
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you!! I've been thinking this since I saw the first episode of season 11 with Mike.
@MukulVermamukulverma
3 жыл бұрын
That and any and all Wes Anderson movies
@lnfreeman
3 жыл бұрын
He could do the werewolf transformation with minimal CGI, going off the last question
why isn't anyone talking about mike's incredibly detailed description of how one should ideally enjoy viewing Taskmaster, only for alex to say "I meant like... which channel is it on"
@kellyjay48
3 жыл бұрын
And then he says Dave. What a precious being
@eleanorholmes9431
2 жыл бұрын
I was glad I’m watching it correctly 😄. (According to his first answer. Obviously on KZread, not on Channel 4.)
@jonhohensee3258
Жыл бұрын
somebody else - What a stupid question. Who cares?
@pfft5275
9 ай бұрын
@@jonhohensee3258 Now that's a good question. I'm going to be thinking about that one for a while. Thanks for improving the quality of questions here on this comment page.
@jonhohensee3258
9 ай бұрын
@@pfft5275 I know, right?
They know Mike is hot right now, thats why they put out his video 1st.
@natasham4184
3 жыл бұрын
Hot as in hot! or hot as in HOT?
@hannahseren6825
3 жыл бұрын
@@natasham4184 both
@KM-rt5jj
3 жыл бұрын
@@natasham4184 yes
@singenstattatmen5096
3 жыл бұрын
I'm not complaining. 🤷
@wanderingpirate5788
3 жыл бұрын
The man is quirkily hilarious.
I feel like there should be a whole series where Mike Wozniak and Bob Mortimer do team tasks.
@deliquescencemusic
3 жыл бұрын
Plus Noel and Johnny Vegas. Maybe add Josh and James. Now that’s a cast!
@Satanclaus34
3 жыл бұрын
Lou Saunders, Noel Fielding
@Sofia-nc1tu
2 жыл бұрын
i love those weirdos
@simsandsurgery1
2 жыл бұрын
We need a gofundme for this
@vultan2000
2 жыл бұрын
@@deliquescencemusic I think 5x James would be optimal Acaster
Honestly, I could just watch Mike and Lee do team-tasks together for hours.
@arb9010
3 жыл бұрын
they should seriously consider doing a double act
@maxington26
3 жыл бұрын
@@arb9010 Definitely some kind of show together, like when Bob Mortimer and Paul Whitehouse go fishing
@ladydreadpirate336
3 жыл бұрын
The nursery rhymes was amazing.
@stargate525
3 жыл бұрын
"You can't take away that I had a lovely day out"
@mollymcdade4031
3 жыл бұрын
Your fun geography teacher and fun PE teacher going out on a day trip
"I'm wet of eye" is another quote for the book
@espurious
3 жыл бұрын
"It's wet of eye time"
@lnfreeman
3 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for him to say "it's not your fault"
@hareecionelson5875
3 жыл бұрын
It's bamboo time
@jenniferackerman568
3 жыл бұрын
Tick tick, it’s wet-of-eye o’clock.
The wheel wasn't even Alex's idea, this is just how Mike Wozniak answers all his questions.
I thought I was going to watch the season for Lee but Mike has absolutely stolen my heart.
idk why but the fact he doesn't move his legs horizontally at all when he does jumping jacks really amuses me
@Lollipop-dh2mu
3 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha I never even noticed and now I can’t stop laughing ahahahaha how adorable 🥺
@codybasore2747
3 жыл бұрын
I just went back and rewatched it hahah omg he’s so cute ☺️
@caityjayy92
3 жыл бұрын
Yep haha just jumping up and down while flailing his arms
Honestly, Mike is propably my fav Contestant of all time. There is just sthg about him!
@goestdummy
3 жыл бұрын
Johnny Vegas, Noel Fielding and James Acaster are my favourites but I've known about them for a while but damn Mike went from unknown to one of my favourites as fast as the first 20 minutes of the 1st episode.
@holychickenmcnugget7107
3 жыл бұрын
@@goestdummy I'm Austrian and don't usually watch british stuff, so I never know who the Contestants are 🤣 But Yeah, I love Noel too! I think I might just have a Thing for the chaotic Contestants^^
@sharkofjoy
3 жыл бұрын
wtf is sthg
@holychickenmcnugget7107
3 жыл бұрын
@@sharkofjoy something?
@rbokhoree
3 жыл бұрын
It’s the irresistible charm of the moustache.
I didn't really know who Mike was before this series, but he consistently makes me laugh the most. Something about an awkwardly polite, moustache-wielding gent in a suit is apparently bones funny to me, and I'm very grateful to him for teaching me that.
@nuttyfroot
3 жыл бұрын
You HAVE to watch Man Down. X
@imogens7281
3 жыл бұрын
@@nuttyfroot I think I saw the first episode once ages ago, but all I really remember is Rik Mayall dressed as a bear and jumping Greg, which tbf was very memorable and entertaining! I'll move up my "to watch" list if it has more Mike gold in it, ta!
@maxington26
3 жыл бұрын
@@imogens7281 I'm exactly the same - I think I saw the first episode. Gotta be on the list for a watch soon, that one. My friends with similar taste to me certainly recommend it.
@dabbleonabike
3 жыл бұрын
His St Elwicks newsletter podcast is brilliant, his voice and mannerisms are perfectly suited to Parish Council announcements
@davidevens2147
3 жыл бұрын
Also, the beef and diary network podcast, on which he is a regular contributor.
He only forgot to say garage 1 times. That's really impressive.
@doggfite
3 жыл бұрын
Twice actually, but yeah, really impressive.
@nst1981
3 жыл бұрын
He garage only garage forgot garage to garage say garage garage garage 1 garage times garage. That's garage really garage impressive garage.
@pollockgabe
3 жыл бұрын
Disqualified. no points.
@shaggy0917
3 жыл бұрын
@@nst1981 "possibly garage *the biggest* garage" and "found garage out garage as garage *a mere* garage wastrel garage" :)
@MisterAppleEsq
3 жыл бұрын
@@shaggy0917 Welll, articles are barely proper words anyway.
This man just exudes sexiness without even trying.
I was only vaguely aware of Mike before Taskmaster, but he has quickly become one of my favourite people. He just comes across as such a genuinely nice human being
@lilystone9621
8 ай бұрын
Yes every little conversation, he says excuse me and thank you; and when he failed miserably he would say things like: what you can’t take away from me is that I had a lovely day!
I mean, gosh, I think... I think I'm in love with this man. Is it wrong that I want to lovingly watch him drink liters of milk while he says « OK, thank you » to me?
@brokkoli3245
3 жыл бұрын
no, we all want that. i never thought id completely abandon my heterosexuality but this man made me.
@J_PhD
3 жыл бұрын
@@brokkoli3245 He made us. And this is beautiful.
@lnfreeman
3 жыл бұрын
I'm happy y'all were fluid enough to accept this love. He's really making the world better.
@joc1178
3 жыл бұрын
And as he snuggles into our soft loving bosom?
@susansusan7795
3 жыл бұрын
I'm lactose intolerant but I'd drink milk for this man
I think Mike may be the best and most simultaneously strange and excessively "normal" guest on any season, and any version, from any country that Taskmaster has ever had. He should be staring in gritty crime comedies. I can't tell if he is the perfect person to turn to if you need someone to help you with something, or a serial killer, or both. Fascinating and hilarious. I sometimes wonder if you are drugging him with something before each task. I predict him getting tons of work after this.
Glad they have the contestants look right down the lens. I've been confused about Mike Wozniak's eye color for weeks, but now I finally know.
I hereby declare that I am in love with Mike Wozniak.
"I'm wet of eye." Well, I'm pretty sure I somehow ovulated from this.
@J_PhD
3 жыл бұрын
Me too. And I'm a man. Wozniak has this kind of power over us all.
@jenniferackerman568
3 жыл бұрын
It made me want to go all Tim Key: “....you’re half right.”
Why does Mike look like he could be 40 or 20 at the same time
@reaganharder1480
3 жыл бұрын
It's the mustache, combined with his hair showing no grey.
Mike Wozniak 🤝 Joe Thomas Being two of the most awkward, strange, and endearing contestants
@vidyaratan8522
3 жыл бұрын
I really want to watch them have an interaction, do a task together, anything 😂
@espurious
3 жыл бұрын
@@vidyaratan8522 Joe and Mike: your task is to have a conversation without apologising for anything
@sparo_splat
3 жыл бұрын
Add Mark Watson into the mix and oh boy.
@vidyaratan8522
3 жыл бұрын
@@sparo_splat omg yes
@patiencekillz
3 жыл бұрын
@@vidyaratan8522 that might break both of them haha (but I agree!)
This is like the weirdest Parent's Evening of all time.
@katie_cant_compute
3 жыл бұрын
howlingg oml
Please make a Taskmaster special where Mike plays all the 5 contestants by himself.
This was top level garage speak
@mattwilliamson6628
3 жыл бұрын
You mean : This garage was garage top garage level garage speak garage. (it's debatable whether an additional garage is required next to garage).
Another first impression here: This man is a force of nature. He drew out each tedious part of that task as long as he could. For comedy, or TV, or just fun. Most folks would try to be clever in the easiest way possible n get each sentence done in a few monotone words. Instant fan.
The man with the luscious mustache has weaseled himself right into my heart!
Mike has a very satisfying face to look at
Jamali: "Alex could you spin the wheel for me? Come on hurry up".
@alexsmalley9993
3 жыл бұрын
I'm glad I'm not the only one who has noticed. He is rapidly becoming the second ever contestant I've disliked.
@sophiew757
3 жыл бұрын
@@alexsmalley9993 who was the other?
@DeepFriedCertified
3 жыл бұрын
@@alexsmalley9993 I feel the opposite, Jamali’s banter with Alex is hilarious
@alexsmalley9993
3 жыл бұрын
@@sophiew757 Iain Stirling. So rude during the team tasks. In fairness to Iain he did notice when they played it back and apologised but because they were filmed earlier he was like that for every team task. It made me dislike watching him.
@alexsmalley9993
3 жыл бұрын
@@DeepFriedCertified yeah no worries. I’m sure it works for other people. I think it just crosses the border to a bit mean for me.
I love Lee Mack, but this dude (that I didn't know) is surely the highlight of this season.
@janeeyre1990
3 жыл бұрын
Same. Came in as a Lee fan, but Mike quickly shot up as one of my favorite contestants. I'm really enjoying Sarah Kendall too. Her serious intensity juxtaposed with the ridiculousness of the subject matter makes me laugh.
@joegatrill6634
3 жыл бұрын
You should watch Man Down, it's got Mike AND Greg Davis in
@RamblingZhen
3 жыл бұрын
I came to watch Lee Mack and I'm staying for Mike Wozniak. (I still like Lee)
@ko-iz3yp
3 жыл бұрын
@@janeeyre1990 I really want to like Sarah but she is mind numblingly boring to me !!
@cosmicsprint
3 жыл бұрын
@@ko-iz3yp I thought so too, but then she really grew on me! Hope so for you too now that we're a few more eps in :)
Looked like Alex had to break eye contact at 0:08, and still couldn't help smiling! I can totally understand, I feel impaled with charm every time Wozniak looks into the camera.
we appreciate Little Alex Horne for giving the people what they want - more Mike Wozniak!
@carenmontgomery2384
Жыл бұрын
heard Alex say that contestants would not be repeated...
Mike garage is garage a garage legend
@hankaj97
3 жыл бұрын
You forgot one garage
@telectronix1368
3 жыл бұрын
....garage.
Yo he’s actually pretty handsome, look at those eyes, never noticed 👁👄👁
@hmn15
3 жыл бұрын
Saw his pixs online without moustache... wow... Though still equally rather fancy him with that bushy moustache too.
Not nearly enough is said about the fact that Mike Wozniak was a doctor before he pursued a comedy career. There has to be a show in that somewhere.
@laurenmarsh7528
3 жыл бұрын
Ken Jeong pretty much cornered that market
@lnfreeman
3 жыл бұрын
Also, I think he switch right after finishing his training, never really practiced, so not sure how many stories there are he could still portray.
@maxington26
3 жыл бұрын
@@laurenmarsh7528 Harry Hill?
@sir_vix
3 жыл бұрын
@@lnfreeman a comedian has to go back to doctoring because his career implodes following a nervous breakdown
@lnfreeman
3 жыл бұрын
@@sir_vix might just be absurd enough to work! Someone call the BBC
I love that he's so polite he wanted to make sure people only got stains or crumbs on old clothes when watching Taskmaster
What a lovely lovely man.
I wish we had seen him "completely zone out during your answer" or "be scared of the cameraman"
I'm irrationally attracted to this man
@chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945
3 жыл бұрын
it's jafar's fault
@maxington26
3 жыл бұрын
@@chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945 personally, I blame San Andrea.
“i’m wet of eye” “it suits you”
The TV explanation is also a brilliant John Cleese impersonation. I'm actually more amazed by that.
@trashflood7883
3 жыл бұрын
Sounded more like toast of London
i do find him incredibly endearing, i do hope he wins. and is on TV more
Mike is something I never knew I needed until this series. I didn't even know who he was.
What is the most lovely thing in your opinion? _throwing a bag of sugar with Lee Mack_
Did anybody notice that he's just jumping in place and moving his arms? Not a traditional jumping jack, but very Wozniak.
Many garages are flooded from this
I've realised that Mike Wozniak is Brian David Gilbert in 20 years. Also I will be so sad when this series ends and we won't see him anymore.
I love how Mike Wozniak explaining TV involves signal bouncing off bald heads
Now this is the quality content I need in my life
The sentence Mike said about fear with out the garages: - I'm afraid of all sorts of things, I suppose, the worst one, probably too grim to discuss but possibly the biggest one full this is the fear of being found out as a mere waist drill and chainsaw
@almswell
Жыл бұрын
"wastrel and chancer"
Love the show Mike is unstoppable
Perfect timing. Needed a Wozniak fix. It's Tash Time, tick tock
I want Mike Wozniak to be the next James Bond.
I find it hilarious that Mike is literally the same person as his character, Brian in Man Down. Fabulous 😍
@chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945
3 жыл бұрын
he isn't though
@tinyderppotato5410
3 жыл бұрын
roisin and greg aswell, it's actually a documentary if you think about it
Huge fan of Taskmaster and Mike is my fave contestant by far.
I love Mike.
Love it when Alex says 'don't look at that please' and then has to stop himself laughing and stay serious
Mike is my favourite this season , I hope we will see him more often from now on ...in every tv shows made in the UK !
What a guy, makes season 11
We love Mike!!!
"I am afraid of all sorts of things, I suppose. The worst ones are probably too grim to discuss, but possibly the biggest one for this is the fear of being found out as a mere waistril (?) and chancer." I can't seem to understand the waistril part, could someone kindly help me?
@jaspreetshaheed
3 жыл бұрын
Wastrel: a wasteful or good-for-nothing person :-)
@CamilaFuentes0227
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you! I was looking for this
@MariaFM6
3 жыл бұрын
@@jaspreetshaheed Thank you!
@chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945
3 жыл бұрын
I wonder if all this public love is enhancing or helping his imposter syndrome.
That moment where you realize that this is actually just brilliant improv 👏👏
i would die for him
Mike's an absolute legend. :)
Love how he looks like a straight-lace tv newscaster but is funny and willing to do whatever the wheel said 😂😂😂😂 And he did it so well too 👏👏
If they were ever to remake Fawlty Towers, look no further than this fantastic guy to play Manuel.
The looks--Mike's knowing glances and Alex's awestruck grins--that they give each other could launch libraries of fan fiction.
He lied. We all know the most beautiful thing is a tall glass of milk
@chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945
3 жыл бұрын
the most beautiful thing is himself
@lnfreeman
3 жыл бұрын
Neat.
How did TM make me love The Woz so much more? Didn't think it was possible.
this man is delightful
Quite genuinely could have happily watched 8 hours of this.
Jesus Christ, Mike. Are you alright? XD Also, sheer madness hidden under a veneer of politeness is something I aim for in daily life. Thank you.
Mike is such a switched on bloke it’s mad
Tuned in for Lee Mack, kept watching for this gentleman 🙂
@albasapri3265
3 жыл бұрын
I mean completely
I love Mike, he's been great so far! He's my favourite this season :)
Mike is just one of my favorite people or of all time. I’d drink a whole gallon of milk with him and talk shop.
Second favourite Mike Wozniak video after his RHLSTP interview. That man wears charisma like he wears his moustache.
@maxington26
3 жыл бұрын
I don't think I even watched that RHLSTP! Sometimes I skip an ep if I don't recognise the name of the guest. More fool me!
I think Mike has got to be my favourite ever contestant
Mike's just amazing. Definitely my favourite in season 11.
Mike's great on the Beef and Dairy Network Podcast.
@telectronix1368
3 жыл бұрын
He hasn't brought in a full beef dinner for any of his prize tasks (yet). I am disappointed.
Love that they didn't cut or redo him saying the wrong channel.
And here I thought Lee was going to be my favorite contestant. I love this man.
I Garage Freaking Garage Love Garage MIke Garage Wozniac Garage! Period Garage
Absolutey incredible.
To be honest, I've never heard of Mike Wozniak, but he is by far my favourite taskmaster contestant so far!!! Love your work.
@josefv1154
3 жыл бұрын
Watch him on Man Down
@tikeyike
3 жыл бұрын
@@josefv1154 I'll check it out, thanks!
@ThePhreedomPhighter
3 жыл бұрын
Check out his podcast appearances. He's on Beef and Dairy network a good amount. He has his own podcast called St. Elwick's Neighborhood Association Newsletter Podcast and its easily the funniest podcast I've ever come across.
@Lastielion
3 жыл бұрын
@@JohnyG29 You're thinking of Mike Apple
@BARUtubbig
3 жыл бұрын
@@Lastielion no that's Mike Hawk
Id have never thought Mike would be a great contestant but hes been quality so far. Can see why gregg likes him for Man Down
I wanted to give him a hug at the end
Oh Mike ... curious magic Wozniak
How does Alex keep a straight face. Brilliant.
@robin_holden
3 жыл бұрын
He ALMOST cracks right at the beginning after he says, "Don't look at that please."
Mike may be my favourite contestant of all time.
Glad the 'how' missunderstanding happened, endearing moment.
@lnfreeman
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the Dave era of Taskmaster was so warm and fuzzy ;)
Audio for the interview is quite low, especially compared to the outro.
Yes yes yes! I’ve been waiting for this series contestants interviews!!
I'm in love with this man)
Alex looks so proud