Band teacher: someone sounds off tune can the flutes play it again but one at a time Me: *sweats*

@inklily80

6 жыл бұрын

Ehomeyjr lol my friend plays the oboe and she plays beautifully,but the teacher doesn't seem to give a damn ( ._.)

@ciscokidd7164

6 жыл бұрын

When that happens, I tend to get extremely nervous and not blow fast air through the hole, so I cannot play A (the tuning note for woodwinds) that is an octave higher.

@sachyaxii6099

6 жыл бұрын

inksenpai .0. SAME.

@peace3310

6 жыл бұрын

inksenpai .0. Its the same with violin lol

@inklily80

6 жыл бұрын

Gem Shine really?!? I didn't know lol

band teacher:percussionists can you play that line again? everyone in the room: *turns around to stare at the percussion section*

@isaacn7492

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly!

@kittystew.

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr, I don't understand why everyone does that- (Totally not me :v)

@jefftheevilpotato

2 жыл бұрын

True

@dlecouree

2 жыл бұрын

Me, a percussionist: **sweats nervously**

@PokemonPedigree

2 жыл бұрын

Trueeeeeeeeeeeee

Clarinets: *Being perfectly loud* Teacher: CLARINETS GIVE ME MORE!! The class: *Looks at clarinets* Clarinets: *SQEAK* Teacher: Ok maybe it was better before

@azerm9

Жыл бұрын

As a clarinet player this is too accurate lol .

@JustARandomPersonLol69420

9 ай бұрын

@@azerm9our clarinet players At my school NEED to be loud. They don’t even play half the time and when they do it sounds like a cat dying.

@pink_tea_dream2898

8 ай бұрын

As a clarinet player its accurate there's only three in the entire band an one doesn't even play right

@opalpeters1339

8 ай бұрын

FR THO IMA CLARINET PLAYER

@Declan8878YT

2 ай бұрын

I'm a french horn, and when I hear our band director say "ok clarinets", I just cover my ears

1:34 as a former middle school lead percussionist, this could not be more accurate 😂

@CageBoyUWU

Жыл бұрын

Ey we got to make sure that they work😂

@suppeople

Жыл бұрын

I hate when these 𝗺𝗼𝗳𝗼𝘀 do that

@BasicallyBader

7 ай бұрын

I hate it when people do that, our band has like 17 percussionists, but me and these 3 other kids are the only good ones who actually go hard. some of those kids don't even know what a half note is

@BaconBoss4

6 ай бұрын

FR people need to stop touching our stuff it’s soo anoying

@No..names_7

2 ай бұрын

Percusionist here!! And I agree

About 2% of middle school band students know what a vibrato is.

@animeplease8118

7 жыл бұрын

Genevieve Gohl because its the one thing flute is known for is a vibrato. no one else really needs a vibrato unless its a solo or its needed

@markgaddie6290

7 жыл бұрын

In middle school?

@markgaddie6290

7 жыл бұрын

I play flute too btw

@jadenm6770

7 жыл бұрын

Mark Gaddie I play flute to

@asianwillyt7938

7 жыл бұрын

Mark Gaddie yup I'm in middle school and I have no idea what a vibrato is

Percussion: we’re not going too fast, everyone is going too slow

@fox_sox9783

4 жыл бұрын

_Sausageman _ Well, when I can hear the rest of the band playing, and see my band directors hand moving much faster during my 50 measures of rest, I’m pretty sure they’re too slow. Also my band director has us practice the fight song at like 120+ but then proceeds to death stare percussion for playing too fast when he has us play 20 bpm in the gym Edit: This is not meant to be passive aggressive. I just thought it might be funny 👌

@shinobicat1486

3 жыл бұрын

They're litterally the tempo if someone is off beat it isn't percussion

@noscheisse2455

3 жыл бұрын

Percussion in my class is so loud that I had to get musician earplugs. My hearing used to be better but now it’s just gone. XD

@avaithink77

3 жыл бұрын

@@noscheisse2455 because from far away you cant even hear us.

@avaithink77

3 жыл бұрын

@@shinobicat1486 very true.

As a middle school percussionist, I can confirm that EVERYONE TOUCHES OUR INSTRUMENTS!

@suppeople

Жыл бұрын

We hate it too

@txs.angelito

Жыл бұрын

on god they usually brass people who touch or stuff

@SlightlyOffendedKiwi

Жыл бұрын

@@txs.angelito it’s always that one trumpet player: “no I’m allowed to be back here because my friend is a percussionist” The “friend”: “hUh-“

@Jango_Fett22

Жыл бұрын

Ikr I’m like bro stop touching my snare and they always go after the snares

@Stopflying

11 ай бұрын

Me too bro! My snares are in danger!

in my band class, everyone gets mad at the trumpets because they're the ones messing up two thirds of the time 💀

@pygy2020old

Жыл бұрын

As a trumpet player, I make a LOT of mistakes playing

@azerm9

Жыл бұрын

That was in my schools beginning band 💀

@azerm9

Жыл бұрын

Too much.

@object-official

Жыл бұрын

for my band it's percussion and saxophone, maybe flute sometimes.

@object-official

Жыл бұрын

I'm *the* trumpet

When it says Bb but they play B Natural

@ruddthree8105

6 жыл бұрын

I had this one peice where the whole trumpet group played b flat, but it was b natural, and the teacher didn't catch it until the day before the concert...

@kaijuuben5646

6 жыл бұрын

On what, treble or bass clef?

@gicsgaming847

6 жыл бұрын

I ALWAYS PLAY Bb WHEN IT'S B NATURAL

@lucapoopa9721

6 жыл бұрын

That makes me mad ugh

@starlaspencer9625

6 жыл бұрын

Barebearz omg yas!! I hate that!!

"LEARN HOW TO MOVE YOUR FINGERS BOIIIIIIIIII"

@ZebraSlapper

7 жыл бұрын

You suck we get all the loud parts and we are in the marching band all brass!

@zalexville

7 жыл бұрын

I can attest to that argument since I an an Oboist ;)

@ypaexio4263

7 жыл бұрын

zalexvilles same here

@henniferpanini2715

7 жыл бұрын

+Ehomeyjr yup

@danyagha5654

7 жыл бұрын

Move your fingers baaaoooiuuuiiiiii

My band teacher had a rule, where whenever you play a percussion instrumen, and you aren't a percussionist, then you either have to do 25 pushups or you get written up. That just led to everybody playing their instruments at the start of class, which led to about 96 decibals for about 5 minutes a day and permanent hearing damage. Somebody also decided to run his hand across the wind chimes one time and got the option of either 720 pushups, or he could get written up. He decided to get written up.

@pygy2020old

Жыл бұрын

Oh my gawd 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m dying on the floor rn

@pygy2020old

Жыл бұрын

No seriously holy sh-

@Baked_Beans251

Жыл бұрын

We need that rule cuz the one friggin trumpet player keeps coming up and playing percussion (mostly bells) and Istg I want to punch him in the face so hard LIKE MF GET KFF MY DAMN INSTRUMENT AND GO BLOW INTO YOUR PIECE OF METAL

@suppeople

Жыл бұрын

Lmao; I'm telling me teacher this rule

@EclipseYT13

8 ай бұрын

DAMN

“Saxophones your too loud” -Middle school band directors

@suppeople

Жыл бұрын

Nawh it's the trumpets for me

@OMGMyHypeBoyKeita

Ай бұрын

YESSS US TOO but idm cuz the saxophones usually have similar parts to clarinet, but they’re like 100x better so they cover up my horrible playing lmao

french horn player: dumps water out* woodwinds:eEEEEewEwwwW

@rexxdrive2079

5 жыл бұрын

I had like a gallon of water come out once, and one of the flute players was like *"how much value oil did you put in there?"*

@ayn2604

5 жыл бұрын

Lol so true. im a trumpet player

@skadaaskadeen

5 жыл бұрын

I'm the only girl woodwind who is ok with it, the guy woodwinds are ok with it, all the other woodwind girls are triggered...

@alext_t3166

5 жыл бұрын

I don’t know if it’s just me but I LOVE to annoy my woodwind friends by emptying my spit valve out around them

@0I0I0

5 жыл бұрын

@@alext_t3166 xD

*Leaves own funeral* sorry I have band

@xx-tr8so

6 жыл бұрын

me lmfao

@jojoanimated7314

6 жыл бұрын

Alexa Watson lol

@andyskillet

6 жыл бұрын

"My teacher will behead me with a saxophone mouthpiece. See y'all."

@accio_hufflepuff3274

5 жыл бұрын

Alexa Watson same though 😅

@tiny--

5 жыл бұрын

*Comes Back To Life* There is a concert happening I have to go sorry

I remember middle school band. In 6th grade, they kept us separated by woodwinds and brass and taught us how to play our instruments first. Then, as we got into actual sheet music, they finally put us together in full band and we got to play all together for the first time. I still remember how glorious (and horrible) it was. As soon as we stopped, everybody started talking to each other about how amazing it felt to be part of that. I miss those days. I wanna be back in high school band so bad man I peaked in high school and my life since has been a slow downfall. It's only been a year since I graduated wtf 😭 I wanna go back to the first time we went to a marching band competition and took home the grand prize. Like that's one hell of an achievement for a "freshman" who hadn't started school yet.

Band Director: Alright tubas can we hear measure 1 - 12 please? Tubas: *Plays the same note through all 12 measures. That is a true experience for me.

@Baked_Beans251

Жыл бұрын

Ikr

@PhichePxylode

10 ай бұрын

I kept playing the same notes in The Tempest by Robert W. Smith in a concert

The most famous quote from all saxophones,,, “wHiCh SaX????”

@Ali-kg6mu

4 жыл бұрын

Which Sax are you talking about in this comment?

@katie_mac4781

4 жыл бұрын

@@Ali-kg6mu LMAO

@Blkd3ath8416

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@nashdiamzon5675

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@cookieboba_cxffeeuwu5249

4 жыл бұрын

allie lmao

Its almost disappointing how true this is.

@petroopa1667

7 жыл бұрын

MagicalWolfClaws I'm a percussionist and I can relate to this AND I'M IN HIGH SCHOOL

@magicalwolfclaws9089

7 жыл бұрын

Hehe, Flutist ^^. I'm pretty sure all bands can relate or connect to this by some degree xD

@blueberry8726

7 жыл бұрын

MagicalWolfClaws 😰im surprised how true this is...and im in high-school to

@joshbussineau1491

7 жыл бұрын

MagicalWolfClaws ikr

@justputmebackinthefridge1698

7 жыл бұрын

MagicalWolfClaws yeah xD

As a middle schooler who plays the trombone in band, I can confirm everything in this video is true.

@beckylee2093

Жыл бұрын

as a clarient, brass get your crap to together. I agree

@Jango_Fett22

Жыл бұрын

I'm a tuba player and some of this video is true like the other sections playing the percussion instruments

@virturegd5247

Жыл бұрын

@@beckylee2093as a brass, you gotta get your crap together and stop squeaking your reeds during the best part of the song

@beckylee2093

Жыл бұрын

@@virturegd5247 I don't squeak thank you. But your a ducking brass player and y'all can never play in tune, or at the right times. Do you even know how to count rests?

@raincake236

Жыл бұрын

Also as a middle school trombone player, this video is pretty accurate.

Today I had the interesting experience of playing with the percussionist that was playing with our orchestra for Assessments. (I don’t play percussion, I’m a first violin but I broke my arm yesterday and couldn’t bow so our director just decided I’d figure out how to play tambourine in 45 mins so that I could play the concert.) And here are just a couple things he said: “Wait… WHY DO YOU GUYS HAVE SO MANY NOTES??” “So, are violas just violins that want to be special?” “FOR THE LAST TIME… STOP TOUCHING THE SNARE DRUM.” “So, do like all orchestra directors hate percussionists or just this one?” “I’m confused, you only have 4 strings, how do you make so many different noises?” “Why are the violins such show offs?” “Dude, what’s that big one. Is it on steroids?” (Talking about a double bass 😭) And many more…

@cadenbarnfather1434

Жыл бұрын

wdym double bass I thought it was the megaviolin (jk)

“You don’t have anything under an eighth note” As a percussionist, I can take either side in this situation.

@amichiganboiwhosereallazy1544

3 жыл бұрын

@Kane Jones bro I did that at Festival and I’m p sure I cost us our score xd

@diceqube6439

2 жыл бұрын

As a saxophonist, I win

@thanos6346

2 жыл бұрын

As a brass player, I can confirm that we rarely saw anything the likes of a 16th note or tripla in middle school.

@Luna.cosp1ays

2 жыл бұрын

@Kane Jones I’ve done that too xd

@Luna.cosp1ays

2 жыл бұрын

I agree we can be on either side of that situation

“Okay trumpets can we try that high note on more time?” Every band director ever 💀

@AtmosphericSpace868

2 жыл бұрын

As a trumpet player I have luckily got the high notes down.. Very hard thiugh

@908-beaversupport6

2 жыл бұрын

I am a trumpet player and know how hard it is to play really high notes but how is it to other brass instruments?

@5thgrade.trumpetgirl.424

2 жыл бұрын

all the time

@MyHumorIsBrokenLoL

2 жыл бұрын

Quite Litterly

@thepinkelephant2520

2 жыл бұрын

As a trumpet player SO TRUE that literally happened today

I remember watching this when I was a 6th grader starting out on clarinet. Now I just graduated high school and rewatching this video again. Band is so much fun.

As a fellow trombone player, when I was a beginner, I was practicing at home and my sister snatched my slide off my trombone. She almost broke it.

@justinweng7695

Жыл бұрын

As a fellow trombone player in 9th grade, if that was my sister, no matter how old she is, I’m throwing hands on her

@USARAHHHH08

Жыл бұрын

@@justinweng7695 Omg 💀

You forgot the "PERCUSSION STOP PLAYING AND PLAY ATTENTION!" -Band Director

@rueblue21

5 жыл бұрын

Dont Talk To Me HAHAHGSHSKFHSOBD IVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING SO ACCURATE 😂

@sarsoura1027

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@anika7157

5 жыл бұрын

That is the single truth in the world

@anika7157

5 жыл бұрын

Knowing from both a woodwind and percussion player everything in this video is accurate lmao

@aidangrady4409

5 жыл бұрын

Dont Talk To Me yep same

The bad thing about playing a trumpet when I was in 8th grade is that i was playing a solo in front of the whole class and the 2nd valve got stuck and it sounded like a fart.

@trumpetbros2779

7 жыл бұрын

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@sketched5432

7 жыл бұрын

a good way to make a fart on purpose is to put your top or bottom lip over or under the mouthpiece, hurts like hell, but it sure makes for an annoyance.

@flarearrowwood

7 жыл бұрын

Lol

@bp4133

7 жыл бұрын

username username ha... the worst thing that happened to me in band was i had this two measure duet with my friend on a song... ohh that was something like.. we didn't play it bad but the relive of my shoulders when i played that at the concert was monumental....... ~a trumpet player

@minerchord9939

6 жыл бұрын

My problem now is that I got braces to deal with...great way to go through Senior Year Good brass players with braces = gods I swear to god that is so true. It's hard to play a trumpet with braces

Teacher: "Okay students, everybody but the percussionists work on that song some more." **comes up to percussion section** Teacher: "Okay I'm going to be teaching you guys a new instrument and how to use it." Everybody in the class: **Turns around to percussion section**

@PhichePxylode

10 ай бұрын

As a brass player, I can agree that everyone looks at the percussionist when it’s their turn

“LEARN HOW TO MOVE YOUR FINGERS BOI!” I laughed so hard

You forgot how percussionists literally get 1 freaking note in a whole song

@MewPurPur

6 жыл бұрын

Sometimes it's twice as much actually! and it halves the value they are giving

@Rickey1

6 жыл бұрын

64M3_3RR0R in our band it's only the god damn percussion because that's the only thing you can hear

@spiderontoiletpaper789

6 жыл бұрын

Percussionists only get 1 solo for the rest of eternity

@ferny198

6 жыл бұрын

64M3_3RR0R Meanwhile woodwinds barely have time to breathe

@mrgoldfish573

6 жыл бұрын

SAME

*Remember kids if your teacher calls on you* Faster air Bigger breath and hold out that note!

@triscuit2116

6 жыл бұрын

Bry Caught the RyeTM I'm in percussion, I saw brass instruments having to hold it for a long time and they were patting each other on the back to get more air out I was dying lmao

@0QuinTessential

6 жыл бұрын

it's alyssa I'm woodwind so I never get to witness the wonders of the brass section, unfortunately.

@cyndrillis1605

6 жыл бұрын

Bry Caught the RyeTM SO TRUE!!!!

@cyndrillis1605

6 жыл бұрын

Bry Caught the RyeTM US BRASS INSTRUMENTS NEVER GET A BRAKE!

@cyndrillis1605

6 жыл бұрын

Bry Caught the RyeTM Dont forget to spread your teeth apart! Your slides to far in! Set your ambisher!

1:15 the rivalry between the trumpets and the oboes :') so trueeeee

@triplereeds

3 ай бұрын

i play both… do i have a rivalry with myself?

@Ko-komedian

3 ай бұрын

@@triplereeds Ha! I respect you, the fact that you can tolerate with two of the most annoying instruments un my opinion... I also play the oboe, my only mission is to break the thought that middle school oboe suck. JUST GIVE ME A SOLO! I PROMOISE I WONT MESS UP

3:00 it’s like that with alto saxes but low notes

@-mniscient-7163

8 ай бұрын

Omg yes lol

Clarinets be like "Ima play the highest note we can play" Flutes be like "really plays the highest note" Everyone screams

@troysmithfr

6 жыл бұрын

Technically there is no highest note for any instrument, except for maybe string instruments. Edgy middle schoolers. I played a D an octave above the two ledger-line one above the staff, on clarinet. And don't you love when a flute player walks up to a clarinet bragging that they're better, and then they don't hold the instrument properly?

@victoriah5975

6 жыл бұрын

True

@KyrstOak

6 жыл бұрын

Fausto the Cat - Why?

@SeSaGaming

6 жыл бұрын

No Brass smashes his finger and that scream is the loudest

@lizcraven110

6 жыл бұрын

I play the flute. this is 100% accurate lmao, my section is slowly making the clarinets deaf

"Learn how to use your fingers boyyyy" That made me loose it 😂

@saba_mn

6 жыл бұрын

Elmo Ate Me loose...

Trumpet player: it’s to heavy Low brass: are we a joke to you

So true lol! Amazing job! Also that trombone slide beginner was hilarious!!

Boy you touch the percussion instruments in my band class and we will all collectively scream at you.

@father3147

6 жыл бұрын

WATCH ME BEAT YOU WITH MALLETS.

@markbugenhagen9391

6 жыл бұрын

Kitty Candy Crush agreed

@rebeccalee2155

6 жыл бұрын

I've broken a drumstick over someone's head bc they messed with my snare.

@mrgoldfish573

6 жыл бұрын

Omg the trombones keep messing with my snare drums

@sapph____

6 жыл бұрын

Whenever a non percussionist touched the drums, all of the percussion people yelled at that person. I played Saxophone and I was a Percussionist in school.

Band teacher be like: "All right, let's play from the start, in a one and a two" School band members: *Plays the melody terribly and does not give a shit about staccato, forte, or anything that matters* And the teacher is like: "Yep. This is my life." Respect to all Music Teachers of schools as they must deal with idiots

@ypctyy688

6 жыл бұрын

Asterbel Music no my band teacher is an idiot one time I was walking down a hall and heard him cussing out middle schoolers -_-

@cadmiumandwilsin2993

6 жыл бұрын

Our eighth grade band actually got the teacher to quit after his first year. It was awful. He retired from music teaching completely. I feel really bad for the guy.

@3thanheimer

6 жыл бұрын

Asterbel Music holy fuck that is so right

@mr.resetti77

6 жыл бұрын

Sometimes it's the elementary teachers fault, because I know more than half of my band class didn't know these terms when they came in.

@Jackietubepro

6 жыл бұрын

Band teacher: Ok 1 and the 2 and the 1 2 3 and go *1 kid plays on a rest* Other kids: *Groans*

I've played trombone for only a couple of months this school year, the teacher says I've been doing pretty well. A better thing would probably be moving the slide just way too much.

That one percussion kid who always hits all the instruments and random stuff around the room even when the teacher screams at him to stop

@suppeople

Жыл бұрын

Ik that kid; and he makes me mad everytime he touches the bells

Woodwind and brass fighting *Saxophone in the corner* “I am you, and you, but better.”

@dominicklipari

2 жыл бұрын

Literally a woodwind made of brass

@DragonKnght-jv4gp

2 жыл бұрын

Accurate. Alto is just the best of both worlds

@basil-alki

Жыл бұрын

as a sax player, i can confirm this statement

@HEATHERStheMUSICALfan1

Жыл бұрын

Omg 😱 this is the best sax comment

@176SelfridgeCompositeSquadron

Жыл бұрын

As a clarinetist this is so true.

u forgot the one flutist who gets mobbed by people wanting to try and play it

@potato-zz1wy

3 жыл бұрын

That's literally every Instrument if you ever come in contact with a non band kid 😂😂

@kaylaccabrera

3 жыл бұрын

Flautist

@at_peace_rhys4975

3 жыл бұрын

Finally some 0ne under stands meeeee

@bradiano3764

3 жыл бұрын

God bless you man

@at_peace_rhys4975

3 жыл бұрын

@@bradiano3764 I'm a women

Omfg, I remember watching this back in elementary school as a kid. Now it’s my last year of middle school 😢

This is so true, brings back memories from my middle school band days!

BRASS AND CLARINET HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR IN OUR SCHOOL

@professionalidiot95

5 жыл бұрын

Is the war still going

@tiny--

5 жыл бұрын

At my school the brass and woodwinds are at peace....but the war between high brass and low brass continues.....

@twilledflano649

4 жыл бұрын

Incognito Burrito exaCTY (Low brass is best)

@kierstyn140

4 жыл бұрын

Mine too :P ESPECIALLY THEM TRUMPETS. THEY HAVE BEEN INSULTING US CLARINETS IN FRONT OF THEM >:|

@aviana_playz989

4 жыл бұрын

Us clarinets are winning

People: So what do you play? Me: Euphonium People: A what? Me: A tiny Tuba that almost sounds like a French horn People: OOOOOOH that thing!

@kaitiepellin4053

5 жыл бұрын

Itz Tommy I play the euphonium with 4 valves!!!!

@Tedula1134

5 жыл бұрын

I'm a tuba player and I've still said this more times than I care to admit.

@FujiTea

5 жыл бұрын

I play a euphonium and I can relate but people are always asking me what the 4th button does

@joselynbenitez9139

5 жыл бұрын

Itz Tommy Omg yesssssss I feel your pain mine has 4 valves

@joselynbenitez9139

5 жыл бұрын

Aphildin they stupid it’s low C in the b flat scale and it’s not sharp it is like just right buttt you probably already know that lol

Omg this is the best band video I have watched as I band kid this hits hard

As a middle school band member, I can totally relate. Especially with the trombone lol. happens to me at least three times a month

You don't want to know how many times my lips or teeth got hit on my mouthpiece ..

@bs-bd5nf

6 жыл бұрын

JustAnAverageItalian OMG yaaasss

@spikeopine

6 жыл бұрын

Brin&Beyond stop it. Get some help

@awasouare519

6 жыл бұрын

JustAnAverageItalian Brass people problems

@awasouare519

6 жыл бұрын

Also happens with flute tho

@ariesp1t

6 жыл бұрын

Awa Souare it hurts like a mf

Band Teachers Be Like: *TIGHTER LIPS BILLY* *WHERE’S YOUR FREAKIN STAND REBECCA* *HOLD THE NOTE LONGER JESSICA* *HALF NOTES ARE TWO COUNTS NOT THREE TIMMY* *POSTURE GUYS YOU LOOK LIKE MY GRANDMA WHEN SHE READS*

@kaitlyn2295

6 жыл бұрын

My band tho

@JessIsSketch

6 жыл бұрын

Emmie Jhonson you said my name and my teacher says that to me too much

@TocamiWolf

6 жыл бұрын

Emmie Jhonson This comment is absolute gold

@user-fn7ee1sb3c

6 жыл бұрын

OMG YES!!

@mochi925

6 жыл бұрын

XD

as a middle school clarinet player i LOVEEE to go up to the french horns and drop pencils down their bell

1:28 percussion left the chat

(I play French horn) Band instructor: Ok, let's practice this note! Woodwind: *nails it* Trumpet: *beautiful* Tuba/baritone: *lovely* French horn: uhhhh. Which octave? Instructor: this one! French horns: k *sounds like a dying whale. Everyone starts laughing at us* This is my everyday life in band... 😕 #RespectTheFrenchHorns

@webbydraws

6 жыл бұрын

gRAciE SAME OMF

@cornfieldbees3533

6 жыл бұрын

As a fellow F horn player I can agree with this. Playing F horn can be lonely.

@cryo7847

6 жыл бұрын

So true... I don't play French horn but when I was in band the French horns got picked on because they always screwed up the notes. It must be hard.

@uhjiokmm7320

6 жыл бұрын

Just by trying to match the pitch is really difficult, playing the f key is really loud, but sounds really deep.

@culturedswine3586

6 жыл бұрын

I’m crying bc it’s so true, me and a another F Horn player just help each other but fail. Another Horn player wants to quit.

The woodwinds vs brass was basically 7th grade band in a nutshell

@xflame_wolfx7627

5 жыл бұрын

Sitirix trust me brass always wins **in the distance hear a car engine being blasted by a trombone**

@ironwolfhead0246

5 жыл бұрын

Yep

@mr_organ

5 жыл бұрын

100%

@macymccadden8923

5 жыл бұрын

100% accurate

@nottodaysatan6863

5 жыл бұрын

@@xflame_wolfx7627 Excuuuuuse me but the woodwinds are 100x better than the brass! We make sweet melodic sounds, meanwhile you just have to use foUR FINGERS. Not to mention your embouchure is quite pathetic.

Very real. I cannot stand middle school band. I am a second year player and have learned Clarinet in band but also play flute, trumpet, and drums privately and am losing my mind with how people treat their instruments. Flutes placed on keys, clarinet bells banged on stands and the floor, trumpets placed on the wrong side. We can’t leave our instruments in the band room before school anymore because of mistreatment of instruments that aren’t ours, such as percussion stuff,the piano, and the several thousand dollar harmony director. Students also bring in their non band friends, which is a huge issue because they don’t know how to handle the instruments. This is awful for orchestra because we share a classroom with them and they can’t put their instruments in the classroom before school. I feel sorry for the cellos, basses, other large orchestra, the bass clarinets, tubas, all saxophones(bar our baritone who was a huge part of the issue), and all brass aside from that one trumpeter who has a small and light case.

As a person who plays in a middle school band I can actually confirm that before class, it’s like a natural disaster is happening, making my eardrums explode every time😊😊😊

Here's my version (I play the oboe in wind ensemble and alto sax in jazz band) Flutes: I practiced for three hours last night without stopping. Don't talk to me. Oboes: Left handed Eb can go suck an ass, also I'm probably gay Alto Sax: I only know meme music. Tenor Sax: I used to play something else, also I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY QUIETLY Baritone Sax: MY INSTRUMENT WEIGHS MORE THAN I DO Bassoon: Don't give me high notes. I will kill all high notes you give me Clarinet: I'd like to be moved away from the trumpets please...? Bass Clarinet: I AM NOT A SAXOPHONE STOP Trumpet: I AM THE LEADER OF THE BAND HEAR ME ROAR French Horn: I don't know what I'm doing and I've gotten hit by way too many trombone slides. Trombone: I'm really good at scales- oh there goes my slide oops Tuba: I'm supposed to be the loudest in the band but I'm barely louder than the flutes. Euphonium: Who? Percussion: The band director hates every single one of us.

@writingwizard4227

5 жыл бұрын

Sophia Manzor the alto sax (me) is so true tho...

@fivestarfuego

5 жыл бұрын

Omg yes I always get hit by a trombone slide so my band director put us by the tubas

@bogman78

5 жыл бұрын

at school, me and my other fellow alto saxophone players own the place. we play louder than everyone

@ventisbarbatos

5 жыл бұрын

see i play tenor sax, alto sax, percussion, bariton sax, soprano sax, and tuba so i don't know where i fit in

@ventisbarbatos

5 жыл бұрын

I MISPELLED BARITONE OML

As a member of middle school band and a trombone player, I can confirm that new players always get their slides to fly off to the 4th dimension.

@Baylee0

2 жыл бұрын

Lol I am known as the girl who slide goes flying off

@Firewyrk

2 жыл бұрын

Behold, the eighth position

@DuyTran-sh5hu

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@mozzarellaconcrete4856

2 жыл бұрын

My band's trombones surprisingly haven't done that yet, but most of them have managed to bend their spit keys. The band director is super mad at them for that.

@syfer.

2 жыл бұрын

lmaoo

“Low brass! Play that line again?” Entire band: *intense staring at the trombones/tubas*

I taught art for 9 years and somehow was always right next to band. I have never heard a middle school band warm up that…well? I would throw random objects across the hall to my work wife the band director at one school because Jesus. But I love you guys. The band kids are my second fam. Theater kids seem to think they’re too good for us.

I remember in middle school everyone called me Squidward because I always used to bite down on my reed to make a high pitch sound when everybody was really loud

@rae-ub5kq

6 жыл бұрын

Rainyday Lps some ppl call me Squidward just bc I play the clarinet :b

@jessicabraud3307

6 жыл бұрын

temmie doodle Same

@imcorgi1210

6 жыл бұрын

temmie doodle a bunch of my friends play clarinet so we call our selfs the squidward squad 😂

@user-dr9nt1tm5i

6 жыл бұрын

Ikr I used to try and play weird notes and it made people go like OWWWWW

@andyskillet

6 жыл бұрын

eyyy!

(Before class) Oh HELL No They Did Not Just Touch The Percussion. I'm a percussionist and it always ticks me off.

@Thomas-on7qw

6 жыл бұрын

bobly 755 If I do that in my band I get a lesser grade

@thc_freebaser

6 жыл бұрын

THANK YOU.

@Thomas-on7qw

6 жыл бұрын

Drive off a cliff Yep

@lizlet_

6 жыл бұрын

bobly 755 SAME

@GoldenAeroCreations

6 жыл бұрын

bobly 755 me too.

Middle school: you don't have anything under an eighth note High school: I wish I had anything under an eighth note

As a clarinet player and a former flute player I find this accurate in so many ways.

@Chilito382

8 ай бұрын

for the before class one, you will know htat theres always the clarinets that play high notes

In my school me and the rest of the trombone section got kicked out of band for blasting the Ali a theme song during a concert

@misterdon2845

5 жыл бұрын

Wow lmao

@kristinanitis1266

5 жыл бұрын

this is the best comment I've ever seen

@mathiasmansfield5242

5 жыл бұрын

Our teacher lets us do that after football games

@npc.neonzz4385

5 жыл бұрын

A true savage has appeared 😐

@howlermonkey9863

5 жыл бұрын

well, do or die *amiright* Props to you if you know what game this is from

Going from middle school band to high school band was an absolute trip, the rivalry between woodwinds and brass has seemed to die down a bit though

@squiffurthewolf6276

2 жыл бұрын

lel for not me, one time in my band class it was time to do chair tests and the woodwind and brass section was arguing over who had to play first last time and it got I bad that our teacher went back and looked to see who went first last time. it was us brass, lmaoooo there was so much cheering from the brass section. and the whole time the percussion was like lmaoo we always go last. its fun, i love band

@klarysatheketchup3238

2 жыл бұрын

my middle school we didn’t have a brass and woodwind rivalry it was just picking on specific people when they messed up sometimes lol . We did have the rivalry with orchestra and choir though

@Band0War

2 жыл бұрын

NEVER! Brass are ALL POWERFUL!!! buh duh duh buh duh buh buh buh duh buh nuh nuh buh (MetalShop)

@Travthememer

Жыл бұрын

for me it's basically alto saxes vs everyone else (last year we had 11... about 8 or 9 too much) of course I was one

@sapphire2113

Жыл бұрын

@@Travthememer yeah, being in marching band I’ve noticed that similar instruments are often very competitive with eachother. But everyone makes fun of altos (I take part, being a tenor. But honestly I love the way altos sound)

Me as a trombonist: do not forget getting pinched my a trombone slide, worst feeling ever.

Jazz Band is always like this everytime I arrive after doing Orchestra and there are literally only 8 of us in that class 💀

The before class starts one is so accurate XD

@masterstephen287

6 жыл бұрын

hell yea

@kcoston8779

6 жыл бұрын

Camel Cam are you talking about the jacking around part or the messing with the percussion section part

@valerievelez4158

6 жыл бұрын

KinglySpud both

@kxdakvn1633

6 жыл бұрын

Camel Cam of course it is... it happens in every band... but maybe not professional bands right?

@scoutdog0573

6 жыл бұрын

My band director is very adamant of, if your not percussion don't play there instruments. I'm a trombone by the way

Learn how to move your FINGERS BOI

@pkbunbun7716

6 жыл бұрын

It's funny because it's true

@ChloeJean

6 жыл бұрын

Me when Brass Insults flute or when clarinets get snobby i just say. "At least you can see your fingers"

@kaigenz8577

6 жыл бұрын

*VOICECRACCKKKKK*

@needsmoreboosters4264

6 жыл бұрын

FEENGURRZ BOIII!!!!

@Disco_Rider

6 жыл бұрын

LEARN HOW TO MOVE YOUR BOW RIGHT BOIIII I (coming from a violinest)

The director saying "One last time" and the band looking at them knowing damn well, it AINT THE LAST TIME-

Idk why but you made me bust out laughing in the middle of class

"LEARN HOW TO MOVE YOUR FINGERS BOI!" 😂😂😂

@pigtailedsnape

2 жыл бұрын

violin teachers tryna teach vibrato be like:

There's always a kid with a sticky valve or a chipped reed. There's always a saxophone playing a flat instead of a sharp There's always a flute tightening their foot joint or adjusting their head joint mid-song There's always a clarinet cleaning their instrument all class "Sorry guys, my reed is being weird" There's always percussionists messing up the tempo There's always a trumpet playing the wrong notes (loudly) There's always a snare drum doing god knows what There's always a trombone that has no clue what position they should be in, drops their slide, or is just generally being an ass (pardon my french) There's always a tuba who doesn't know what page they should be on "I lost my permission slip, can I bring it tomorrow?" (they won't bring it tomorrow) There's always a xylophone asking for new sticks There's always that one kid who suddenly needs to go to the bathroom during warm ups (every day) There's always that one kid who shows up once every three months (without their instrument)... yet they're always at school...where do they go...? "Wait, where are we?" There's always a Bari sax who only plays two notes in every song... Legend has it they're still counting rests... And finally there's always someone who gets a headache and yells at the brass and saxophones for playing too loud. ohh...and the horns? yup, forgot em again ps. as people reply with new ideas, I've been editing this comment (in case you're confused)

@_XENONZZ

Жыл бұрын

my clarinet is moldy but i still play it hasnt been cleand sine 2 yrs

@somebody9033

Жыл бұрын

Where's the oboe roast?

@jenniferthecloud1475

Жыл бұрын

@@somebody9033 the fact that there isn't one is a roast in itself

@gooberius

Жыл бұрын

What about us trombonists

@w4ffle_cole

Жыл бұрын

i’m in middleschool- as a trumpet player, the trumpet one applies to my class 💀

Smashing the drum kit with the gong or any percussion instrument was so fun.

As a percussionist in my middle school band, I can confirm that every time I walk into the band room, there are people on every single percussion instrument ant just slamming them.

*_LEARN HOW TO MOVE YOUR FINGERS, BOY!!!_*

@thejohn6912

5 жыл бұрын

My reply to that is that woodwinds have the finger game, but the brasswinds got that mouth game b o i

@thebluegaming7706

5 жыл бұрын

I dont play in band but that would be me lol

@thebluegaming7706

5 жыл бұрын

*YOU HAVE THREE BUTTONS*

@dagoat2636

5 жыл бұрын

Pug the Wolf remember kids, the brass section is a bunch of loud idiots that make weird noises

@ember0045

5 жыл бұрын

*boi

My band be like: Saxes: *sits in rest position* Percussion: Lets Partyyyy *bangs on drums hard* Flute : let's just relax Trumpet: *plays as loud as they can* Clarinet: *nails the low notes* Bells: let's play so fast

@jessicabraud3307

6 жыл бұрын

Dantdm Fan I'm literally the only clarinet in my class that plays the high notes good. It was so annoying when we had to play the star spangled banner BC I was the only clarinet playing. -_-

@annoyingnessbeginswithme5698

6 жыл бұрын

Instead for us it's the one dude in the sax group who's blaring haunts us in our sleep Then the clarinets are playing all the pretty sweet stuff and **cough** my friend who like playing anime songs on their clarinet **cough** The trumpets are the trumpets as usual, blasting let's go blue and boasting how loud they can be The flutes are pretty chill Then there's me... Playing shooting stars XD

@stunkybunks2205

6 жыл бұрын

As a trumpet player, Accolade is the class meme. That's the only reason I play loudly. XD

@sehunsleftnipple8840

6 жыл бұрын

Dantdm Fan Trombones: Hey Guys! We’re here, too! We exist!

@faerydes5127

6 жыл бұрын

My band is like: Saxes: They also sit in rest position. 🎷 Percussion: I’m going to forget what to play so people will notice I’m there. (Me) 🥁 Flute: Let’s play as loud as we can! or Let’s just forget everything. Guitar: Let’s go soooooo slooooowwww. 🎸 Trumpet: Let’s play memes on our trumpets! (Yes they really do that.)

I’m in percussion, but I have friends from these instruments and they’ve had most of these things happen to them 💀

Bro they always hit our percussion stuff when we pack up like i will be putting my music and someone will try to play it

As a percussionist I can confirm that the entire percussion section has adhd

@lemonade1820

6 жыл бұрын

Nick Heelan its true

@lemonade1820

6 жыл бұрын

Nick Heelan im percussion too

@aspen_clouds

6 жыл бұрын

There is literally one person in our percussion section

@BunneoQ

6 жыл бұрын

Nick Heelan can confirm

@user-df5nb4vo9b

6 жыл бұрын

ADHD?

who let the brass/ woodwinds touch the percussion instruments? WHO DONE IT!?

@stephenmayoryk4991

6 жыл бұрын

Don’t look at me... look at Ben!

@stephenmayoryk4991

6 жыл бұрын

No-one got my reference...

@PoisonPurple

6 жыл бұрын

siri boss I'm in percussion..........WHO DID IT?!!!

@antisocialpotato7631

6 жыл бұрын

Maybe we are multi-talented, who knows

@grimreaper6493

6 жыл бұрын

siri boss is it weird that that’s exactly what my band teacher says

As both a woodwind and brass player I can attest to all of this being accurate in middle school

People Trying to figure out the sound difference between a French horn and a trombone:

My band: Tubas: "Hey man can I hold your instrument?" "Oh my gosh, its so light!" Baritone/Euphonium: *Sigh...* "I wish we were tubas..." Trombones: (Band director) *"STOP TALKING"!!!* Trumpets: "Hey this says piano, so im going to play it as loud as possible" French Horns: *Furiously empties spit in between songs* Saxes: "OhMyGosh the trumpets are so annoying.." Clarinets: *Squeaking Intensifies* Flute: "Get on my octave, boi" Percussion: "MORE COWBELL" Oboe: *Cries in corner because everyone forgets he's there*

@aldin9060

6 жыл бұрын

Splatimus Timitus Holy crap that's exactly what my band is like except the tenor saxes nail everything (me)

@judeflick

6 жыл бұрын

M O R E C O W B E L L

@emilykasiewicz9428

6 жыл бұрын

Splatimus Timitus omg this is so true

@aparts129

6 жыл бұрын

Splatimus Timitus lol i play trombone and there are only 11 of us, there are 20 trumpets and THEY BLAST SOOOOO MUCH AND IT HURTS (Just my grade band has over 100 kids lol so we have a very large band) BRASS FTW

@spookedmangoes8118

6 жыл бұрын

Why is this so accurate? (Btw, you forgot to mention that the saxs play too loud or go to fast and blame percussion)

You forgot the “hurry up low brass you guys are called the low brass not the slow brass”

@clarissalouis5490

5 жыл бұрын

as a trombone i feel called out

@botcheek482

5 жыл бұрын

As a euphonium i feel offended

@vanessagarcia6246

5 жыл бұрын

I AM AWESOME I am a baritone as well

@botcheek482

5 жыл бұрын

@@vanessagarcia6246 ...

@noelleerrafaq929

5 жыл бұрын

Vanessa Garcia as a tuba i feel triggered 😂

Me practicing saxophone while watching this: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN

My band director to our percussion: **gives the look** The percussion: sorry 😰 The whole clarinet and trumpet section: **loud giggles** Our drum major: 😐

If you wanna play higher octave, just *blow harder* Get that *air stream going*

@hecticbeatzz5628

6 жыл бұрын

Ness Tea Nope... For woodwinds just use the octave key and blow more than you usually do and for brass and trumpets other shit just tighten your jaw mouth I forgot what it was called and like you said blow harder

@briannacarlos9284

6 жыл бұрын

Ness Tea seems legit

@noahsmith613

6 жыл бұрын

Ness Tea *blows into baritone* *does not work*

@williamwang4188

6 жыл бұрын

Noah Smith It really doesn't.

@tobuscus6705

6 жыл бұрын

MY BAND TEACHER THO

My band in a nutshell: Flutes: *quietist thing on earth* Clarinets: *Plays normal but there’s like 40 so it’s loud* Drums: *speeds up which makes the entire band speed up* Oboe: *SQUEAK* Saxophone: *REALLY LOUD NOISES* Trumpets: *MORE REALLY LOUD NOISES* French horn: We only have 1 lol Trombone: They need to be louder

@skye7202

6 жыл бұрын

Awesome Puppy That oboe statement is too accurate for beginning band students.

@beepbeep4826

6 жыл бұрын

Skye lol

@skye7202

6 жыл бұрын

Awesome Puppy Hey, I've been there. For an instrument that naturally sounds like a dying duck, it can really be a pretty addition to bands. But there are still times where an oboist or a clarinet player will squeak and mess up everything.

@beepbeep4826

6 жыл бұрын

Skye yeah

@abrahamlucio521

6 жыл бұрын

Where da tuba

you forgot the pet where the percussionists try to show off for no reason LMAO

So in my band class someone was playing the trombone than they made there slider fly and my friend yelled "That instrument cost more than you!!" Lol

@shadowstorm3999

6 жыл бұрын

Kayla :3 oh my gosh yes! There was a kid running with a tuba and I yelled "Be careful! It costs more than you!"

@sarakenny9688

6 жыл бұрын

Kayla :3 haha....sounds like something i would say!

@oldiehahah2089

6 жыл бұрын

one time there was a pencil in one of our trombones' sliders and we were all confused like "where did this come from"

"TRUMPETS! DECRESCENDO!" *proceeds to write in crescendo* Also I'm in high school now why am I still watching this.

@vanellaicecream9821

6 жыл бұрын

Haidyn W DECRECENDO! ? WHAT IS THIS !? IT'S DIMINUENDO! Edit : I can't spell excuse me

lmao i play flute and my friend plays trumpet at we totally battle over which instument is superior/has it harder 🤣

i will forever now be thinking about how this was filmed at my middle school

As a senior Percussionist at Arlington Middle School, I can confirm the percussion statement to be completely accurate.

@ayylmao5588

6 жыл бұрын

Kesixx fuyuhiko?

@nomnomstudios5821

6 жыл бұрын

Kesixx the one about before class???

@thefish8796

6 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@uhleetheeuh003

6 жыл бұрын

Everybody thinks they can just TOUCH the drums. "But percussion is so eaaaaasy" they say. No, not when you have the most responsibility in the band and crazy rhythms! So, like I said, GET YOUR GRUBBY SAXOPHONE FINGERS OFF THE CYMBALS!

@monke4312

6 жыл бұрын

bruh i'm boutta bully the shit outta u for that anime picture fam. i'm a junior brass.

Band director:okay flutes can you play 30 to 44 Flutes:*toot toot* Saxaphones:I didnt even know they played in that part Me,a trumpet player:i didnt even know we had flutes in this band

@xxx-wy8xi

5 жыл бұрын

That Dimple On Namjoon's Faceu Hey! I’m Getting a Trumpet Today And I’ve Never Played An Instrument Before Do You Know Any Tips To Become a Better Trumpet Player From The Beginning?

@phillipmosier9227

5 жыл бұрын

@@xxx-wy8xi well i started out as not having a main tuning slide so i could get my buzzing in the mouth peice down After that i tried playing and E which is 1st and 2nd valve Then i just kept moving along But as u play higher notes,ur air will get faster and the hole ur lips make will get smaller As you get up to like a C or D on the staff,u wanna point ur air down,but dont move ur head down and dont press the trumoet against ur lips because that can make damage to ur lips.When u play those ntes and higher notes,u wanna think of saying EEEE and thats basically how i got those notes down. How ever,when u got lower,u wanna make ur lips more relaxed and air warmer and the hole in ur lips wider.But make sure as u go down that ur volume doesnt change and ur head also doesnt go down. After u can play a couple notes,u can try playing scales which are one of the most important things in music and which you will probably play everyday.Or u can try lip slurs which can help u level out ur range. And u need to oil ur valves and grease ur 3rd valve slide almost everyday.If u dont,ur valve will get stuck and if u leave it like that for too long,its not cheap to get it fixed lemme tell u that. Im not a professional trumpet player,but i do know most things.Hopefully i helped u out.

@xxx-wy8xi

5 жыл бұрын

That Dimple On Namjoon's Faceu Thanks!

@ghostofstarman8775

5 жыл бұрын

Another trumpet player here. About played for a month

@ClayPlaysTrumpet

5 жыл бұрын

Nice copy pasta

WHY IS THIS SO TRUEEE! I play trumpet and it’s always percussion throwing erasers and Messin around. Hitting the high notes is also relatable 😭 it always wanna slideeee

I've never related to something so much!!😂😂😂 also being a trumpet is the best❤

I’m in percussion Yeah standing for an hour right before lunch is fun

@_ishcayla_1028

6 жыл бұрын

I deal with that too

@melodyhemsworth8577

6 жыл бұрын

At least you get to work up an apitite. Lol

@ieatnapkins9225

6 жыл бұрын

I have to play after lunch so I always have to rinse out my mouth before I play

@andyskillet

6 жыл бұрын

LUCKY. Everyone in my band class can't eat anything before class except percussionists and I get hungry.

@2_Frogs_In_A_Trench_Coat

6 жыл бұрын

I play the flute and still..... MY HEAD STINKIN FEELS LIKE IT IS GOING TO FALL OFF FROM BREATHING!!!!!