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Military game developers trying not to set their games on syria or iraq: (they cant)

@Wallguardian

9 ай бұрын

Remember the SOCOM games on ps2? Those were great, tactical "sandy" experiences hahah

@Racidbuttcheeks6969

8 ай бұрын

I mean they’ve got Ukraine now, so……

@danielnoahalie9186

8 ай бұрын

Arma 3?

@randomka-52alligatorthatis34

8 ай бұрын

@@danielnoahalie9186 The base game of Arma 3 is set in the Mediterranean.

@Free_Palestine_419

8 ай бұрын

They've had Ukraine since 2014 when Russia first invaded :/ @@Racidbuttcheeks6969

Sweden being mentioned is strange yet so real at the same time.

@KungErik

7 ай бұрын

Only gays say that sweden is a middle eastern

@olekcholewa8171

5 ай бұрын

Realistic

@SovietWizardMoneyGang

2 ай бұрын

Sweden can into both Nordic and the Middle East.

LOL, I wouldnt say Russia is the only Reason Iran has an economy, you forgot China my friend

@JimmyM1975

9 ай бұрын

AKA the East

@scientificnameofpigs

9 ай бұрын

@@JimmyM1975 Japan, SK, Taiwan, Philippines: *Am I a joke to you?*

@-KurbZik

9 ай бұрын

​@@scientificnameofpigs It's a FAR East and South Asia, my friend. In what God-forsaken place did you study? Or did you study at all?

@scientificnameofpigs

9 ай бұрын

@@-KurbZik the countries I mentioned are some American allies in the East. The Far East is... a part of the East. Also none of them are South Asian. The statement is incorrect because the Eastern countries I mentioned don't support Iran. Also did you like your own comment?

@-KurbZik

9 ай бұрын

@scientificnameofpigs . . . No? I dunno, I'm too lazy for smth like that. South Asian is sometimes called Island Countrys at Asian, like the Philippines, Indonesia, Malaysia, and others. That what I meen.

Imagine killing your constitutional monarchy that was actually trying to modernise your country and replacing it with almost 70 years of useless dictatorships that ruined your nation. (thats an iraqi L moment right there)

@nickpratis9837

9 ай бұрын

But then you forget the Iraqi Monarchy were British puppets.

@willyshadoo

9 ай бұрын

​​​@@nickpratis9837 saying that the hashmite kingdom of iraq was a British puppet is a little bit of an exaggeration the only presence they had in iraq was in the form of an oil company that they both co-owned

@ibraheemketh9193

9 ай бұрын

They were great if you ignore Feudalism, smuggling historic artifacts to Britain and literally being British puppets.

@Maliers

9 ай бұрын

Afghanistan Too

@ilovepeoplebro

8 ай бұрын

Iran too

I lost it when the kingdom of Jerusalem popped up XDDDDD

Turkish Habibi -Wait ... hold on why did I do that?!

@droidbetter231

9 ай бұрын

cause i feel like it

@scientificnameofpigs

9 ай бұрын

NOOOO *becomes arab*

@Ayhanbaran467

29 күн бұрын

TURKS NOT ARAB

@muratyldz-ve3yr

29 күн бұрын

@@Ayhanbaran467 Elbette değil ,video içindeki şakaya ithafen yazdım yorumu

@Ayhanbaran467

29 күн бұрын

@@muratyldz-ve3yr O güzel ben anlamadım şakayı, herşeyi ciddiye alıyorum

1:07 Sweden? Did you mean Swedistan?

@ugo7395

9 ай бұрын

coming from a turk

@hashira9223

9 ай бұрын

​@@ugo7395 he's from the Syrian colony of Turkey

@droidbetter231

9 ай бұрын

no im not even turkish but it would upset everyone and it would just be shelled to death by everyone@@sage6211

@simon_pender

9 ай бұрын

@@sage6211yes lol it is funny

@extremistterrorist

9 ай бұрын

​@sage6211 MashAllah Sweden will be muslim country 😊

Peak Saudi comedy: personal freedoms ☕️ Turkish Habibi

@Bell_plejdo568p

8 ай бұрын

Wdym?

@Ars3nic.

6 ай бұрын

as a saudi arabian, this is indeed peak humor of our country

@coffe2270

5 ай бұрын

What the flip is personal freedoms

2:04 As an Iranian i have to say : wtf is economy!!!!!!!!

@thisusernameiscurrentlytak7877

8 ай бұрын

Arre

@qzsdfffff

6 ай бұрын

money

"I only know kingdom of Jerusalem" I like that one

Mashallah can we get Middle East Be Like 2??

@AportuGeese

9 ай бұрын

damn you really want me to never step on any of this countries ever

@thepixelgunner1

9 ай бұрын

@@AportuGeese WHY THE FRICK DIDNT U ADD THE UAE

@matthewyoung300

9 ай бұрын

​@AportuGeese What I'd that Russian song you used called? I need it

@driti4449

9 ай бұрын

​@@matthewyoung300Its called serve russia

@willyshadoo

9 ай бұрын

​@@loai9689he did 0:11

2:01 correction, add china too.

what a timing for such a video lol

2:39 man of culture

2:39 BASED

@trashpanda7195

9 ай бұрын

New Crusade when??

@jboydayz

9 ай бұрын

facts

@Mohammed.Alamine

9 ай бұрын

Based on liberal nonsense.

@abderahmandj3845_muslim

9 ай бұрын

Kingdom of Jérusalem ? I only know barbarians killing everyone and taking that warm place to live in levant instead of the starving europe 😂 I only know salahudin

@jboydayz

9 ай бұрын

@@abderahmandj3845_muslim What? Any Islamic country? Lmao looser

The Lebanon one is so accurate LOL

As an iranian , you can change russia to china holding our economy 😂

@margarine3844

6 ай бұрын

All in BRICS

Oman is so peaceful we barely know the country even exist.

2:27 I felt that when Senator Armstrong showed up. 2:42 I think I like this more though.

2:44 true, its time to proclame a new crusade

@MohabWali08

9 ай бұрын

And It's Time For Us To Win Another 😉 🇵🇸

@leonidasimperialis3513

8 ай бұрын

​@@MohabWali08I'm sorry but in a logical standpoint, if another crusade happened then the Middle East is absolutely done.

@MohabWali08

8 ай бұрын

@@leonidasimperialis3513 If Based On the western youths right now no because they would not fight they will say in mid battle I feel that im a fridge

@leonidasimperialis3513

8 ай бұрын

@@MohabWali08 I agree with this sentiment but I'm referring to modern day rn. Yeah most Gen Zs probably never seen a real gun let alone know how to shoot 1 without blowing their arm off.

@norwegian_noisemaker6737

8 ай бұрын

@@MohabWali08 haven't won any

christians talking about israel: 😍 israelis talking about christians: ☠️

@norwegian_noisemaker6737

8 ай бұрын

bro have you ever even been to israel

@noone-nj6ps

8 ай бұрын

Dont compare us with the orthodoxs, they are only 15% and we also hate them. They are stealing billions from us to live on our account, they spread hate all across israel, they call us enemies and they want to force us to become orthodoxs like them and if not, quote "bullet to the head" they are not working at all and they want to destroy our democracy by weakening our supreme court. We will also probably soon go to a civil war with them because they asked for it. Also they are not really believing on god, they are a big cult. That's is

@torbjornlindholm4098

6 ай бұрын

Bro never has been in Israel

@1q.182

2 ай бұрын

Christians have the same rights as jews, Muslims, druze, and many more

@helloisitmeurlookingfor5898

2 ай бұрын

@@norwegian_noisemaker6737 you mean palestine?

can you list the music used in this? Some I want to listen to.

this aged well. and it's been only 2 months

Ummm, Azerbaijan is in Caucasus, not Middle East.

@Ray-xq3cx

9 ай бұрын

🤓

@kerdart351

9 ай бұрын

The countries of the South Caucasus - Armenia, Azerbaijan, and Georgia - are occasionally included in definitions of the Middle East.

@cyrusthegreat7030

9 ай бұрын

Azerbaijan is iranian

@sbd03

9 ай бұрын

@@cyrusthegreat7030 go save your country from corruption and mullah regime poorsian

@cyrusthegreat7030

9 ай бұрын

​@@sbd03go save your country from becoming Syrian and Erdogan a sultan turkpoor

That last part is incredibly embarrassing because of how true it is

0:06 WE ARE *_COMING_* EVERYWHERE 😈🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇲

@user-bg9xo3ub8q

13 күн бұрын

Ahhh zaddy

It was a Turkish Habibi moment, indeed

these are all so good

As a Russian I laugh so hard from Syria and Iran slander Fellow Irani people, take some Cola for us on import, thanks

@khaledmoslehi1314

8 ай бұрын

Ok we will. 👌

@margarine3844

7 ай бұрын

​@@khaledmoslehi1314спасибо, бро

As a kurdish I can confirm this is true

@J4irz1nho

8 ай бұрын

Kurdistan doesn't exist

@ikiteker_driver

5 ай бұрын

Evet öyle

2:44 literally my reaction the whole time to the conflict

WE MAKIN IT BACK WITH THE SLAB WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬😊

Me: I am just in the lobby waiting for Yudeah to make a comeback...

These are some top-notch memes

What's the song for the russian part?

This guy gets it👍 I love my crazy region As someone from Eastern Thracia I have more Middle Eastern pride than Balkan pride

@laslov7812

9 ай бұрын

Giv back Constantinople you arabs

@scientificnameofpigs

9 ай бұрын

@@laslov7812 [Content Deleted] Why did this get no likes

@abdullahalamrikani678

9 ай бұрын

​@@laslov7812Don't talk half a word you Greek everybody knows that Greece is a shadow of its former self

@ashnhergirl

9 ай бұрын

​​@@laslov7812If you didn't confuse the Turks with Arabs, maybe

@laslov7812

9 ай бұрын

@@ashnhergirl Most intelligent kebab trying to get a taunt:

Masterpiece

the jordanian part got me bad lmaoo

HAIL CHRIST, we're going to retake our holy land!

We need an episode for north Africa or Africa in general ✊✊✊

THE BEST OPTION IS THE KINGDOM OF JERSUSALEM ✊

@Dailyrld

2 ай бұрын

Who will control?.....Ah shit here we go again

Turkish Habibi, what's the music used in this video?

I’m a Kuwaiti and i find this funny

In Bulgarian, the expression "Turkish habibi" has a very specific sense :)

@asianman7232

6 ай бұрын

What is it lol

@quokka_yt

5 ай бұрын

?????

@mohammed44_

4 ай бұрын

Isn't habibi translates to my dear in arabic? Why is it used for the turkish language?

@galeinnight

4 ай бұрын

​@@mohammed44_ it is not used basically. or turkish people use it to mock arabs.

@mohammed44_

4 ай бұрын

@@galeinnight Wait what? Those guys are weird, They think they are mocking us when they are using our language, but thats looks more like praising than mocking. Anyways, I could've been a bit rude and told them that at least we have our own writing script, which their ottoman empire has used for writing ;) And now they are using the latin writing script, which came from the west. Those guys are missed up, one day they use arabic script one day use latin script, wait a few more years and they will use another one! Hope if a turkish guy saw this comment not to take it seriously :P

as a Kurd i can say that i talk about our independence in those country’s i get lot of agreement not

as a turkish habib i confirm *turkish habibi*

BURY THE LIGHT DEEP WITHIN

0:31 best part

Turkish Habibi, meu portuga favorito ❤️

1:05 as an kurdish those guys dont want us independent we have oil 🇺🇸 : 👀

Americans: wtf is a kilometer Iranians: wtf is economy?

At first I thought I was sensing a jingoist political bias, but I’m starting to think you just enjoy chaos 😂

@AportuGeese

7 ай бұрын

im what you may call a internet interloper

@Yourlocal501trooper.

4 ай бұрын

Who doesnt enjoy some chaos here and there.

@newmobils8294

4 ай бұрын

No, he is just average "save the western civilization" worshipper

@chickenfishhybrid44

2 ай бұрын

​@@Yourlocal501trooper. Spice of life.

0:59 Velvet Room

FOR CONSTANTINOPLE? ST-SOPHIE CATHEDRAL AND BAUDOUIN 4 (go quick jews and slims, we are exhausted by the wait for our Kingdom Come)

2:50 for the best part

Ironically The gulf economy is diversified already, only 30% of UAE economy is based on oil Still good video

@scientificnameofpigs

9 ай бұрын

Qatar and especially Saudi Arabia still need to diversify their economies though, the oil is gonna run out

@Bell_plejdo568p

8 ай бұрын

@@scientificnameofpigssee y do u guys always take about thing uk nothing about Qatar doenst depends on oil

Turkish Habibi, masterpiece of a video!

as a Kuwaiti I can confirm we somehow clean the ocean

Great video. Cold you do Scandinavia slander

02:13 Metal Gear meme with Metal Gear soundtrack, loved it.

@laravalcarcelescuain

15 күн бұрын

do you know what part of the soundtrack it's from? i've been searching everywhere

@RaidenTheRipper950

15 күн бұрын

​@@laravalcarcelescuainLove Detterence guitar

@laravalcarcelescuain

14 күн бұрын

@RaidenTheRipper950 thanks i appreciate it

can confirm that's how we make our money

While I tried to watch this video I got an ad... it was an airplane crash simulator and it showed an airplane crash in a tower....

Sorry If I'm a little slow but why is the Afghan flag censored?

@TsarFrancisDrake

5 ай бұрын

KZread is dumb

Based and kingdom of Jerusalem pilled ✝️☦️🙏

@MUSLIM.BOSS69

9 ай бұрын

iam then saladin we are coming for europe no kingdom of jerusalem

@TEAMALEX11

9 ай бұрын

@@MUSLIM.BOSS69 Kid named king Baldwin 💀💪⚔️✝️☦️

@TEAMALEX11

9 ай бұрын

@@MUSLIM.BOSS69 Bro thinks he is going through a villain arc because his mom didn’t make him chicken biryani 💀

@MUSLIM.BOSS69

9 ай бұрын

@@TEAMALEX11 bcoz you mom never came back when she go out for buying milk hah

@TEAMALEX11

9 ай бұрын

@@MUSLIM.BOSS69 Sounds like a projection 😂

Turkish habibi ( 1:40 is literally me fr )

what is the music in the kingdom of jerusalems meme?

What's the music at the "Kingdom of Jerusalem" part?

@DreamyBoy67

6 ай бұрын

I also searched the music used and i finaly found it ! So i'd like to share 😁 : Music is from "Bury the Light - Vergil's battle theme" from Devil May Cry 5 (Special Edition). It's a long music video pretty cool actually 🤩and the music used by AportuGeese is at 7:30 in the video) Enjoy !

@angelb.823

6 ай бұрын

@@DreamyBoy67 Thanks for the input. May you have good day.

2:02 didn't know we still had economy

@sadrakeyhany7477

8 ай бұрын

One word my brathar, OIL!

@WoW-wb4lf

8 ай бұрын

​@@sadrakeyhany7477nah bro even with oil and gas we still dont have economy

@sadrakeyhany7477

8 ай бұрын

@@WoW-wb4lf that's impressive, just not in a good way 😅

Turkish Habibi, this one was funny too.

Love the war thunder part. W video

1:11 This aged well like a vine

As usual, dropping some hard truths

2:32 song ?

@RageQuitRQ

8 ай бұрын

It has to be this way - Metal Gear Rising

I like how in the meme about Iraq there is footage from War Thunder:)

Jordanian mountains:🗿

1:07 don't forget Germanistan and Francistan

@Dark0_004

9 ай бұрын

There are no Kurds in France

@30yoboomer

9 ай бұрын

I dont think the point is that there are many muslims in general in Sweden, but that the kurdish diasphora is large (and a lot of them are politically active). Thats part of the conflict between Erdogan and Sweden. There are more or as many muslims in UK, France, Belgium, Germany and some other countries. But other groups.

@sbd03

9 ай бұрын

@@Dark0_004 are you sure?

@Dark0_004

9 ай бұрын

@@sbd03 There are Arabs in France (like me), but almost no Kurds There are even more Turks than Kurds

@sbd03

9 ай бұрын

@@Dark0_004 kurds were burned Paris because of 3 kurds were killed in Paris.

Mashallah, Turkish Habibi, caralho!

Ninth crusade now.

Hey man could you tell me the music you used, especially at 0:58 and 2:14 I would really appreciate it thanks

As a Syrian I can say uncle putin loves anime girls (means the Syrian gas in the sea)

Last one is so accurate

This is lit! Literally. 💥💣🔥

Turkish Habibi

as a Lebanese i found this funny, respect 👏🗿

Could you cite the music used?

BEHEHEHEHEHE THE LEBANON ONE😭

The last part was brilliant

Bro you did this turkish scene like we are really arabs and we lying about it. But first "Turk" word in the history were on a carved stone in modern Mongol area. I think you knew all this but if you dont, search about "Gokturks"

@naczosy5510

4 ай бұрын

💀what is bro talkin

@LoL-tv8ym

4 ай бұрын

​@@naczosy5510 I'm trying to say that we not buried our girls alive because of their gender, you little funny teen :D

We should get the holy land once and for all boy! Deus Vult! Deus Vult! Deus Vult!

Ayo what's the kingdom of Jerusalem song?

2:46 literally me

We need a "Latin America Be Like" video

there is zero terror in Oman

the middle easter really do be meatriding russia

0:48 actually Israel is not a representation Jewish people, NO IT'S NOT, Actually fking not

@IdanRaz-zf3we

6 ай бұрын

Yes it is Isreal is a refuge for the Jewish people from oppression in Europe and in the middle east

@Arkus123

5 ай бұрын

​@@IdanRaz-zf3we not all Jew's are Zionists all of the Jew's i know hate the state of isreal.

@ahmedOsama81931

4 ай бұрын

Israel is a country that represents the Jewish people like Japan represents the Japanese people.

@Arkus123

4 ай бұрын

@@ahmedOsama81931 why are there hundreds of thousands of Jew's who reject isreal than?

@mr.libluckiestinfinitebene2589

4 ай бұрын

@@ahmedOsama81931 maybe idk

As an Israeli I found it funny😂😂

@taraguiisr

6 ай бұрын

​@@aik_ahmedTurkey? Nah bro i only know Kurdista-💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

@arcticchain5264

6 ай бұрын

@@taraguiisrTurkey? I only know the Roma-

@starlover77568

5 ай бұрын

@@arcticchain5264😨😨😨

@IbraheemShafiYear

5 ай бұрын

As someone who actually knows whats going on i found it funny@@starlover77568

@user-ms9lk2zr1s

3 ай бұрын

Syria Jordan turkey Egypt Lebanon? Naaaaah I only know that plastisi- 🔨💥💫

Russia was the first country which decided to follow the Oil sanctions against Iran, relation between Iran and Russia is only about military dealing

these vids are fucking golden

1:33 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂