This was the madness Kojima warned us about, down to replicating the real GW AI with a fake.

@CandyChaos7

11 ай бұрын

The only cure for madness? Is madness.

This is indistinguishable from actual dialogue from the game, in every way.

@Gesreg

Жыл бұрын

Servus

@49gamer51

Жыл бұрын

Ya

@SupportTheLittleGuy

Жыл бұрын

I feel like just about anything he says will sound profound and prophetic

@ShootTheScoot

Жыл бұрын

There's even a sense of realism and urgency!

@justinoriginalgangster

Жыл бұрын

except for the hissing, but whatever

"I'll just summon my spiders"

@RvBnerd618

Жыл бұрын

That bit got me good. This video was pure gold. Lalilulelo!

@DENOhritko

Жыл бұрын

Faith 3 final boss be like

@richterdelgan123

Жыл бұрын

Rain of spidereers -spideers -spiders

@KOTYAR1

Жыл бұрын

"would you like a cup of spiders?"

@grizzlybear6377

Жыл бұрын

Spooder

"I dyed my hair gold back in third grade because I liked Goku, and someone called me a homo. And I broke his nose and made him cry, and when I was sitting in detention I felt and overwhelming dread and started crying because i was no better than frieza... Because i used violence in a bad way." -AI Colonel Cambell

0:12 is the one that genuinely feels like cut content, especially the last sentence.

@SneedFeedAndSeed

Жыл бұрын

1:00 too

@diegoortega6105

11 ай бұрын

what does that even do?

@SneedFeedAndSeed

11 ай бұрын

@@diegoortega6105 It makes your PC go into full-blast mode, making it faster, didn't you listen?

@minignoux4566

8 ай бұрын

​@@SneedFeedAndSeednah, i don't think ai colonel would make an Initial D reference

To the people crying about "my ears hurt" I could hurt you much worse. I just chose not to because I respect God.

@ReverseSkeleton

Жыл бұрын

I'm not even sure I know what those people are talking about. This just sounds like a standard codec call lmfao

@GalaxyStandard77

Жыл бұрын

No one is complaining about the video. Wake Up were in a continental ballistic pipe bomb in Saturn!

@psychedelicfox4815

Жыл бұрын

this is a great username to display one's superiority of bacon caollapsed waffles in a run down shuck house for unmitigated salami rolls.

@FuckMyParents-420

Жыл бұрын

@@psychedelicfox4815 eat my shorts fuker

@friedchicken8440

Жыл бұрын

Basado

I wish I could have seen Paul Eiding's face when first read the script. To have maintained his stern and commanding tone while reading such nonsense, he is a great voice actor.

@user-zn5zr2ed3x

Жыл бұрын

Its a little known fact that these codec calls were never in the script, Paul just had a mental breakdown and Kojima decided to add it into the game. Sadly konami cut it because game was taking too long to develop as is.

@PlebNC

5 ай бұрын

On a more serious note Paul Eiding did an interview with the KZreadr YongYea and he revealed that he was completely unaware of how these random lines would be used and told the lines were just warm up lines to calibrate the audio equipment. This was done to preserve the authenticity of his performance. In a way it's kinda poetically in line with the game's themes of information control and context.

2:55 that's scary if it was AI generated.

@aguywhodoesntexist

Жыл бұрын

May chaos take the world

0:32 remarkable

@Gustavozxd13

Жыл бұрын

This one REALLY sounds like something straight out of a kojima game

We need an MGS2 mod that adds these to the crazy AI calls already in the game

Wow. That Goku one sounds like it actually happened.

@rigbonet4272

Жыл бұрын

It did

@batknight2014

Жыл бұрын

It was an actual tweet if i remember correctly

@seancarter6492

Жыл бұрын

I paused the video to look for Goku Frieza comments lol.

It's like a shitpost but a legit cut content

I DID NOT expect an Initial D reference at 1:02 ngl, that really took me by surprise....

@oldmanmcfunny546

Жыл бұрын

Ah yes the GTR

@alwexandria

10 ай бұрын

Can you keep up with my R??

Raiden: …colonel are you high?!

Life can really is poetic in a way. Seeing this scene used to create a meme at the dawn of AI generated content. MGS2 ages better each year.

Envisioning a future where our planet is destroyed and all human life is gone, and the only proof of our existence is a 2GB CREATIVE brand USB stick floating through space and its contents being a low res jpg of Judge Judy with a bunch of clipart hearts surrounding her.

@KOTYAR1

Жыл бұрын

Absolutely amazing

@aestronom1920

2 ай бұрын

remarkable

THE MOST PROFOUND MOMENT IN GAMING HISTORY

I can't believe Kojima got Konami to pay to license Pontiac, Microsoft, and Toyota just to cut all of this dialogue. What a madman.

@zero1zerolast393

Жыл бұрын

Actually, it was cut because they failed to get the license. Yeah someone leak the script to them and after reading some of the other options, they took back their products. Weird huh

@Maximus6G

10 ай бұрын

Don't forget McDonald's. Kojima really went all out. I wish these lines weren't cut.

@genericwhitekidthesecond4330

9 ай бұрын

​​@@Maximus6Ginterestingly Snake was supposed to deliver an impassioned advertisement of the all day breakfast menu to Raiden. Siivagunner found this audio and released it. kzread.info/dash/bejne/op6DmsWclsiWcdo.htmlsi=KVQv6EZWv5sG8Mok

The S3 program makes much more sense now.

This sounds so legitimate to the series. With the influx of IA news I hope the real conversation gets some recognition for predicting so much

Spent 60k of my parents money making my 2001 Mazda Protege steampunk themed and they're not happy.

@akivirus7020

Жыл бұрын

Yoo i got a protege as well, It does look nice with colors and visuals

1:00 I absolutely lost it, I know exactly where that dialogue came from. It's from a certain Nissan GT-R driver.

@Nightmaretyrant

Жыл бұрын

*** Castlevania intro music intensifies ***

@an50nrf

Жыл бұрын

Back on the rocks music starts

@justken1337

Жыл бұрын

naitokidzu!!

@matthewackermanaski9687

6 ай бұрын

...who keeps always losing every race lol

"If Metal Gear Solid 2 had good GW intereactions" Kind of Ironic an AI replicates another AI's voice. Great job~

It’s amazing how good and real it sounds…the AI is getting to good for its own good lol but good content it made me laugh man 👍

@frigginbirds

Жыл бұрын

This is a good comment

@comicsansseraphim4934

Жыл бұрын

The AI can imitate an AI!

Speaking of the yellow dyed hair, Campbell's hair in mgs portable ops was yellow

I love that this exact thing was part of Colonel AI's warning in MGS2. Poetically ironic.

Half the time I was just questioning myself, thinking "are these dril tweets?"

I no kidding lived that Jiffy Lube call. I mean, I had a Pontiac, but it was a 2006 G6 coupe. And I had a Zune, too-the Halo 3 edition, no less-but the only shit I watched on it was porn I downloaded. I guess that addresses the harem, too, so… maybe I exaggerated a bit. Good times, though.

@KOTYAR1

Жыл бұрын

I remember reading one book, which I put as txt files on my Sansa Clip mp3 player. I'm old now, and my ADHD doesn't let me read books that fast anymore

The Voice actor really started shit on Twitter because he didn’t want these mental breakdown clips to come out

@nignigolas8580

Ай бұрын

Did he actually??

This is my new favorite thing and I can't wait for more and more MGS2 "codec calls" like these to be made. KEEP THEM COMING EVERYONE!!!

BRO he predicted the I-95 explosion/collapse! This game is still prophetic 1:15

@AKK5I

7 ай бұрын

Nah he's talking about driving fast in his supra, although the collapse was coincidental

1:50 I actually said “excuse me?” Outloud. Never had that reaction to a video before 😂

I like how this is actually lore accurate, iirc the ai at one point starts spouting random things that were on the internet in the game, so this is just what it would realistically say

@poopsmith6853

9 ай бұрын

Not quite. He lists the Japanese carriers of ww2, tells an alien encounter story, talks about rose, etc.

2:22 No no no hes got a point

2:53 - Actually good use of money for war

"That can shoot down enemy prayers before they reach god" 🗿

Omg ai Campbell ,talks about Toyota Supra and big single turbo cracks me up

@mikemoreno640

Жыл бұрын

Don’t forget about the Recaro confetti seats 💺

The Colonel starts processing social media posts, he's the only one qualified to sift through our mountains of garbage.

editing the artefacting and imperfections back in to the dialogue really completes this

I don't know why, but the McDonald's birthday party one made me burst out laughing the first time I heard it.

0:59 Nakazato??? How'd he get in the Patriots???

I think about the “I’ll summon my spiders” quote quite often.

almost like from the real thing, send this to Kojima.

Candidate for #1 video on KZread

0:59 Initial D reference XD

tf2 youtube poop avatars will NEVER hurt my feelings.

I like the ear hurt, it hurt, ear.

I will live to the day I won't be able to tell live people from bots when getting phone calls. When getting any calls. I will miss the 2015 -2020s internet when that happens, I need to make a lot of screenshots of what I did during these years.

Snake. Please hurry up.

I really want someone to mod this into the Master Collection. Shit, I'll do it myself if I can figure out how

What did Kojima mean by this?

this was schizophrenic as the real game

Did you make the Goku copypasta? I looked it up and couldn't find a single relevant result

3:04 Roy when he first met Rose.

No way, I’m ride or die for Thorgon.

Long live free ai before the end of the world hope yall ready for the rapture yall ❤

2:26 🤣🤣🤣

Raiden remains stoic

is it really cut content or did you make it ?

@FunkyJeff22

Жыл бұрын

He made it, probably with AI. Some of these are 4chan greentexts

@Sorrelhas

Жыл бұрын

It's cut content All of this can be found in the game files

@CrAzYpotpie

Жыл бұрын

Your brain is cut content.

@comradefreedom8275

Жыл бұрын

It definitely seems lore friendly.

This is nonsensical but outrageously funny anyway

A.D.A: You are receiving an emergency transmission- Dingo: Ignore it 😏 Ken: Answer it! 😠 1:26 Dingo & Ken: . . . 😯 A.D.A: I advise using self destruct

Instantly liked and favorited

growing up is realizing everyone in mgs is a clone of big boss snake

THE R BADGE ON THE BACK IS THE SYMBOL OF INVINCIBILITY CAN YOU GET CLOSE ENOUGH TO READ IT

How high was Kojima when he was writing this lmfao 🤣

How many of these did you come up with by yourself because it is honestly impressive.

2:26 The way he says homo 😔

Grisp @2toot!!

They're the phantoms of the early 2000s...

Love the chains of torment and damnation 10/10

What do you use to make these things

This is great

That's gold my man

AI generated dialog for an AI...... This would be ironic if irony wasn't dead.

A fellow man of culture

was going to see the stuff i didn't know about the game and than neco arc appeared

I can't tell if this i legitimately a shitpost or actual dialogue

Max Tennyson is really a wild dude

I love this 😂

I own a MKIV Supra and did I-95 in it. 😂

The shitpost level of this is off the charts I love it

He got the confetti recaro's?

Reality has truly become stranger than fiction...

@user-fe8gx3ie5v

Жыл бұрын

No f*rries.

Violence is always bad, Goku copypasta.

Why is Raidrn even giving him the time of day? Lol.

Colonel AI: Funky town cartel raiden Raiden: huh? Colonel AI: What?

Can you make another?

is... is that a Initial D reference.

@SolidSnek141.12

Жыл бұрын

Can you get close enough to read it? *Proceeds to crash on guardrail*

Man this is hilarious 🤣

If only MGS2 was on PC and we could make this a legit mod

@jamesalexander5559

Жыл бұрын

It is on PC though it got taken down cause the license to the stock footage Konami used expired so the only way to get it now is buying an old physical copy of the game or "alternative means". It doesn't matter anyways though, the PC port of MGS2 was awful.

@obvfw

Жыл бұрын

​@@jamesalexander5559 Isn't it on GOG? I bought it a few years ago.

@jamesalexander5559

Жыл бұрын

@@obvfw It was but it got taken off due to aforementioned reasons.

@i_used_adblock_to_watch_this

Жыл бұрын

@@jamesalexander5559 the PC Port is amazing! There is now a controllable third person camera mod similar to metal gear solid subsistence. It's also a community patch that fixes everything.

@jamesalexander5559

Жыл бұрын

@@i_used_adblock_to_watch_this Wow the PC port has gone through some serious changes since I last tried to play it. Granted that was like a decade ago.

chatgpt really is something else.

can someone tell me where the script for this video came from I'm so fucking confused

@blackhawk65589

Жыл бұрын

Remember that tunnel right when you meet up with Snake (the roon where he points to his bandana and says "infinant ammo")? It's in the room to the south. You have to glitch through the door.

@slickcalf985

Жыл бұрын

@@blackhawk65589 doesn't answer my question but thanks

Not the Kornel Nakazato

If you could change the voice to get the squeak out of it. That would be great.

I am at 2:00 and everything so far sounds like something Duke Nukem would say. Makes you think.

Its Amazing legitimate ❤❤❤makes them people laugh😂😂😂

whats ironic is that this actually is an AI saying all this

This is so meta

GTR!!!

0:00 What she sees vs what he sees