Metal Gear Survive (Zero Punctuation)

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  • @graemevaughey7432
    @graemevaughey74326 жыл бұрын

    _"It is occasionally not boring"_ Ben Crowshaw Quick, Konami, plaster that all over the game box, that is the single highest piece of praise this game will _ever_ receive.

  • @nathanclark2424

    @nathanclark2424

    6 жыл бұрын

    Graeme Vaughey coming from yahtzee, that is FUCKING AMAZING

  • @Yahriel

    @Yahriel

    6 жыл бұрын

    at least then people might buy it because ZP had something to do with it.

  • @MelodicQuest

    @MelodicQuest

    6 жыл бұрын

    How dare he off-handedly, give that game a mild compliment!?

  • @oscarmccormack1611

    @oscarmccormack1611

    6 жыл бұрын

    Graeme Vaughey Yep, and "occasionally not boring" is the highest praise this is deserving of.

  • @Duoprism

    @Duoprism

    6 жыл бұрын

    Nathan Clark I don't get where people are coming from with comments like this. Yes, he is a reviewer that predominantly focuses on the negative aspects of a game, but just because he was able to come up with more negative things about other games doesn't mean it was good; in fact he does actually talk about more positive aspects of games he does like. It means it was so bland he barely could come up with anything to distinguish between positive and negative to begin with. And in a lot of ways, that is even worse than an asset flip Steam game.

  • @liquidpestar8099
    @liquidpestar80996 жыл бұрын

    metal gear used to be solid. now it's just trying to survive.

  • @LegionAdell

    @LegionAdell

    6 жыл бұрын

    TheIntergalacticN 10/10 comment.

  • @rally_calle

    @rally_calle

    6 жыл бұрын

    TheIntergalacticN do you feel proud?

  • @alex_-yz9to

    @alex_-yz9to

    6 жыл бұрын

    Solid Comment... Mind to take liberties?

  • @tchitchouan

    @tchitchouan

    6 жыл бұрын

    Remember the the time it was rising now it just tries to survive

  • @vinnythewebsurfer

    @vinnythewebsurfer

    6 жыл бұрын

    Ba dum TIS

  • @SupremeMarioGamer
    @SupremeMarioGamer6 жыл бұрын

    4:42 Now THAT'S Zero Punctuation

  • @kamurotetsu4860

    @kamurotetsu4860

    6 жыл бұрын

    Zero P is his rapping name

  • @imveryangryitsnotbutter

    @imveryangryitsnotbutter

    6 жыл бұрын

    Lay a backing track under that shit.

  • @squallsrapture

    @squallsrapture

    5 жыл бұрын

    Hit that 1.75, and open up a dimensional rift.

  • @Bonovasitch

    @Bonovasitch

    4 жыл бұрын

    The man's still got it after all these years

  • @b3rz3rk3r9

    @b3rz3rk3r9

    4 жыл бұрын

    Try watching it at 2x

  • @teacake_94
    @teacake_946 жыл бұрын

    Gotta admit, this review was way more positive than I expected...

  • @breadordecide

    @breadordecide

    6 жыл бұрын

    Because it's a decent little game. If you bother to, actually play it more than five minutes, which none of the reviews did.

  • @samz8691

    @samz8691

    6 жыл бұрын

    ? what are you talking about? he ripped it a new one in the end

  • @breadordecide

    @breadordecide

    6 жыл бұрын

    He was pretty fair to the game. Unlike other so called reviews of the game. I swear angry joe never played more than hour and certainly didn't beat the game.

  • @samz8691

    @samz8691

    6 жыл бұрын

    Nothing here indicates Yahtzee beat it either

  • @dissuede6949

    @dissuede6949

    6 жыл бұрын

    Yep. Surprised me to the brink of a heart attack.

  • @guyinyellow9329
    @guyinyellow93296 жыл бұрын

    Konami developers: our left leg is in a bear trap! Konami executive: well saw the right one off Konami devs: thanks!

  • @lowleypeasentmr.l8836

    @lowleypeasentmr.l8836

    3 жыл бұрын

    Balance

  • @MyHentaiGirl
    @MyHentaiGirl6 жыл бұрын

    In defense of why Big Boss doesn't hire people who doesn't look grizzy He punch the living shit out of them and send them up to orbit by a damn balloon, remember?

  • @MaxHinaNaru

    @MaxHinaNaru

    6 жыл бұрын

    That sound like a headache and brain damage.

  • @casualcraftman1599
    @casualcraftman15996 жыл бұрын

    Next time on zero punctuation “Let’s all laugh at a industry that never learns anything, te he he”

  • @OrangeyChocolate

    @OrangeyChocolate

    6 жыл бұрын

    One of the best intro jingles ever composed by mortal man.

  • @JetWarrior
    @JetWarrior6 жыл бұрын

    4:44 - Sometimes Yatzhee needs to remind people why this is called "Zero Punctuation"

  • @regulatormachine2788

    @regulatormachine2788

    6 жыл бұрын

    when does he get the chance to breathe!!!!

  • @mozxz

    @mozxz

    2 жыл бұрын

    he does that once in a while, but when he does, Oh Boiii, the funny thing is, even when he speeds up, you can still clearly hear and understand what he is saying

  • @requiem4ameme2
    @requiem4ameme26 жыл бұрын

    When the top popped off Revengeance at 1:25, I was really hoping it would be filled with ducks with little Senator Armstrong faces.

  • @animedudevid

    @animedudevid

    6 жыл бұрын

    Or slimy tentacles

  • @TheSpearkan

    @TheSpearkan

    6 жыл бұрын

    or Sundowner faces

  • @BlackM0ngoose

    @BlackM0ngoose

    6 жыл бұрын

    Or Sam's shit-eating grin.

  • @skizzmt6291

    @skizzmt6291

    6 жыл бұрын

    Or all 4 of these

  • @sheodagana2863

    @sheodagana2863

    6 жыл бұрын

    I was expecting Nanomachines, son.

  • @gameswithguns6859
    @gameswithguns68596 жыл бұрын

    4:45 jesus christ. That's why it's called "ZERO PUNCTUATION"....

  • @Suika_Ibuki_The_Drunk_Oni
    @Suika_Ibuki_The_Drunk_Oni6 жыл бұрын

    Yahtzee of all people was the most kind to Survive. That is incredibly hilarious. Then again, 2/10 is still more than 1/10 so.....yeaaah

  • @notbigboss9254

    @notbigboss9254

    6 жыл бұрын

    Suika Ibuki probably because he probably played it past the tutorial unlike Jim Sterling, Angry Joe, and Dunkey

  • @Carlos-ln8fd

    @Carlos-ln8fd

    6 жыл бұрын

    Suika Ibuki because he's not biased as hell like so many other reviewers

  • @Suika_Ibuki_The_Drunk_Oni

    @Suika_Ibuki_The_Drunk_Oni

    6 жыл бұрын

    right you are. He was able to look past the BS and just focus on the game. The game is STILL BAD, though. But at least he was fair.

  • @LtCWest

    @LtCWest

    6 жыл бұрын

    Indeed, he mentioned the 15 min defense part which is pretty darn late in the game.

  • @legion999

    @legion999

    6 жыл бұрын

    Carlos Yahtzee is super biased, just like any other reviewer. What are you on about? They each have their own biases and preferences.

  • @alex_-yz9to
    @alex_-yz9to6 жыл бұрын

    Actually most of these bad choices are made by the LEADER of konami who is... The most loonatic person ever... Hes in charge because he directed a succesfull MOBILE PHONE GAME ...

  • @Enchie

    @Enchie

    6 жыл бұрын

    No wonder they went down this rout.

  • @aylamaiia

    @aylamaiia

    6 жыл бұрын

    alex_9000 u wot?

  • @alex_-yz9to

    @alex_-yz9to

    6 жыл бұрын

    aylamaiia seriously look up what the new leader of Konami made before being in Charge ITS FUCKING HORRENDOUS!

  • @fettuccinealfredo4393

    @fettuccinealfredo4393

    6 жыл бұрын

    This explains a lot of things

  • @tchitchouan

    @tchitchouan

    6 жыл бұрын

    Japanese public loves mobile games a lot

  • @nick_tl_ouma7167
    @nick_tl_ouma71676 жыл бұрын

    Been a long time since i saw a thumbnail like this

  • @GreenPowerStar

    @GreenPowerStar

    6 жыл бұрын

    I missed them, honestly.

  • @everythingpony

    @everythingpony

    6 жыл бұрын

    Frog Lawyer hes beencdoing it for years? Wtf are you talking about?

  • @figurativefluff

    @figurativefluff

    6 жыл бұрын

    Frog Lawyer Game was so shit he didn’t even bother making a thumbnail for it and just used a screencap instead

  • @baroncosmos6545

    @baroncosmos6545

    6 жыл бұрын

    That's because it's 43 minutes old. Give it time to stop crying, at least rinse the blood off.

  • @nick_tl_ouma7167

    @nick_tl_ouma7167

    6 жыл бұрын

    Ra the Sun God It wasn't a complain... I was simply surprised they bring this kind of thumbnails back. This doesn't make the video any worse, it was still an amazing video, as always.

  • @saltycadet5904
    @saltycadet59046 жыл бұрын

    Konami Exec 1: We are losing money, the only thing keeping us afloat as a game company is Kojima Exec 2: You're right! Lets fire him. Exec 1: That sounds like a great idea! Honestly #FucKonami

  • @breadordecide

    @breadordecide

    6 жыл бұрын

    Actually Kojima was sinking their business with his insanely bloated budgets and long development times.

  • @jalford312

    @jalford312

    6 жыл бұрын

    Gaming was actually always a small portion of their income, they make way more in pachinko. Kojima games made their money, but just not as much.

  • @breadordecide

    @breadordecide

    6 жыл бұрын

    Their profit margins were slim with his insane budgets. Now they're laughing as Sony enters that sinkhole with the insanity that is death stranding. I mean look at that thing, hollywood actors, tons of CGI trailers. They're never making their money back on that thing.

  • @w3ghe711

    @w3ghe711

    6 жыл бұрын

    breadordecide yeah, but at least people are loving sony and for it, meanwhile Konami is just getting shit on by everybody

  • @joaobatistaperinjunior953

    @joaobatistaperinjunior953

    6 жыл бұрын

    It did work out pretty nice for konami after Kojima left, small budgets and no sales extreme hate, i see as a big win situation. And as sony doesn't need profit for his games that badly, a 10/10 exclusive would rack in more money anyway, i'm on board.

  • @eddebrock
    @eddebrock6 жыл бұрын

    "Occasionally not boring" I think this is by far the most positive review of the game I've seen. ...wonder if Konami paid him off?

  • @hulksmash106

    @hulksmash106

    5 жыл бұрын

    Having never really played a metal gear game before I can honestly say with a fresh pair of eyes its not bad, just like DMC, pretend it's not a metal gear game and it has a few points in its own merit

  • @hazama0634

    @hazama0634

    4 жыл бұрын

    GoldenGamer true But not many

  • @KitsuneYojimbo

    @KitsuneYojimbo

    3 жыл бұрын

    So basically, like Dark Souls 2 or Fallout 4, a decent game on it's own merits if you pretend it's not a game in its respective franchise.

  • @eddebrock

    @eddebrock

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@KitsuneYojimbo No! Not decent on its own merit. It's garbage through and through.

  • @KitsuneYojimbo

    @KitsuneYojimbo

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@eddebrock So Survive was actually that bad? Glad I missed it if that's the case.

  • @KartoffelKonig
    @KartoffelKonig6 жыл бұрын

    4:44 When you try to steal the world record from eminem by speaking as fast as you can :D

  • @butsmash

    @butsmash

    6 жыл бұрын

    United Potatoes Boomhauer award

  • @marcuss4697

    @marcuss4697

    6 жыл бұрын

    United Potatoes Best thing is, it's actually understandable.

  • @RandemFellow

    @RandemFellow

    6 жыл бұрын

    United Potatoes John Machito JR lost it?

  • @asswizardofsiberia520

    @asswizardofsiberia520

    6 жыл бұрын

    Isn't that Jay Z's new album?

  • @firepuppies4086

    @firepuppies4086

    6 жыл бұрын

    Ah my friend you forget the micromachines man

  • @Carlos-ln8fd
    @Carlos-ln8fd6 жыл бұрын

    This is what I love about ZP. Yahtzee doesn't give a fuck about hype or negative hype or any of that shit. He just says it like he sees it.

  • @TheGurumash
    @TheGurumash6 жыл бұрын

    Don't you love it when Yahtzee proves as to why his series is called Zero Punctuation?

  • @ManiacX1999
    @ManiacX19996 жыл бұрын

    Look, game franchises are more than capable of living without their creator. It's when they're in the hands of someone who doesn't know what the fuck they're doing is when problems arise.

  • @joaobatistaperinjunior953

    @joaobatistaperinjunior953

    6 жыл бұрын

    Game franchises can die with their creators too, it's a two way road. But it sure does happen more when they left to others.

  • @ManiacX1999

    @ManiacX1999

    6 жыл бұрын

    Joao Batista Perin Junior That rarely happens...

  • @Enchie

    @Enchie

    6 жыл бұрын

    ManiacX1999 *looks at Crash(before the remaster), Spyro, Silent Hill, and dozens of other games* Dude, have you even played a long running franchise? Other then Nintendo games, most of them have shit games in their libraries.

  • @ArcticTenshi

    @ArcticTenshi

    6 жыл бұрын

    Moment of silence for the Mass Effect series

  • @custos3249

    @custos3249

    6 жыл бұрын

    Tooooootally. Which is why we have so many, like seriously so many, games on par with MGS's quality and wtf factor...... I mean, think about it. It only takes counterfeiters years of their lives studying great works of art to recreate fakes in their image that only the most highly trained eye can discern, so a business that thinks Pachinko is a better bet than videogames? Yup. They got this. There is no such thing as a virtuoso in gaming.....

  • @CommisarHood
    @CommisarHood5 жыл бұрын

    Love that image of Metal Gear Survive dragging itself back to Konami with three arrows in its back going "They weren't into it." Add a pitchfork and torch wielding mob following him and that's a 100% accurate representation of the reception Survive got on release.

  • @imaginaryfanboy
    @imaginaryfanboy6 жыл бұрын

    As someone who has english as their second language, you were speaking so gosh darn diddly fast in the last minute I had to slow the video down and use subtitles just to understand what you were saying. lol

  • @mistakesweremade1770

    @mistakesweremade1770

    6 жыл бұрын

    ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴᴀʀʏꜰᴀɴʙoʏ Pretty much all his reviews are like that--but he streams and talks at a normal human pace then :D

  • @555hiddenlotus

    @555hiddenlotus

    6 жыл бұрын

    Welcome to Zero Punctuation reviews.

  • @Rejectcity00

    @Rejectcity00

    6 жыл бұрын

    English is my only language and I could barely keep up.

  • @damobeck1

    @damobeck1

    6 жыл бұрын

    Welcome to zero punctuation. He is like this because he uses zero punctuations.

  • @themightyjagrafess8596

    @themightyjagrafess8596

    6 жыл бұрын

    ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴᴀʀʏꜰᴀɴʙoʏ you're new here, aren't you

  • @Supaserrin
    @Supaserrin6 жыл бұрын

    4:45 Wow, Yahtzee is indeed the zero punctuation master.

  • @AbaddonDrums
    @AbaddonDrums6 жыл бұрын

    Yahtzee: Mentions Silent Hills. Me: Cries in the corner.

  • @Breezey_Dubz
    @Breezey_Dubz6 жыл бұрын

    This probably the most objective you've been in a review since. Ever. Damn yahtzee never thought I'd see this day come

  • @smilemv96
    @smilemv966 жыл бұрын

    That tourist joke is top notch. Almost chocked to death thanks to it.

  • @RadicalRickEntertainment
    @RadicalRickEntertainment6 жыл бұрын

    "Occasionally not boring" Damn, those are kind words from Yahtzee....

  • @MegaTimmytommy
    @MegaTimmytommy3 жыл бұрын

    He never touched on how they require you to buy save slots.

  • @AmishGangsta404
    @AmishGangsta4046 жыл бұрын

    I get the distinct feeling he may not have liked this game.

  • @redkite1908

    @redkite1908

    6 жыл бұрын

    How can you tell? :V

  • @brainflash1
    @brainflash16 жыл бұрын

    Maybe Metal Gear Survive takes place in an alternate universe where the Decepticons won the war for Cybertron and corrupted humanity with Dark Energon.

  • @cusionmon6652

    @cusionmon6652

    6 жыл бұрын

    Konami aren't inventive enough to think of something slightly above lazy.

  • @avenge2168

    @avenge2168

    6 жыл бұрын

    deus vult this sounds like it was written by a 12 year old on an extreme coco-pops high

  • @Bird_Dog00
    @Bird_Dog006 жыл бұрын

    Is it just me or does Yahtzee sound realy pissed about the fact, that he can't just call the game unmitigated crap?

  • @MintMovies

    @MintMovies

    6 жыл бұрын

    He does enjoy a good field day tearing apart the undeniably shitty. It's like a hobby for him. So yes, it denied him his favorite pasttime.

  • @jiado6893

    @jiado6893

    6 жыл бұрын

    I’m surprised Yahtzee didn’t mention the character save micro transactions. That’s plenty reason to “burn the studio down.”

  • @louiesalmon3932

    @louiesalmon3932

    6 жыл бұрын

    To be fair, it's really only as good as it is because of the engine, which they just took from MGSV anyway.

  • @doublejesusful

    @doublejesusful

    6 жыл бұрын

    It's not a character save its an entire new character that can use and adds to your current stocked resources over all characters. Plus I've also been showered with enough premium currency from daily logins to get an extra character if I wanted it. It's just like paying for FOB's.

  • @louiesalmon3932

    @louiesalmon3932

    6 жыл бұрын

    You say that like it's a good thing. The fact that not only is another save locked behind a "micro"transaction, but ALSO having that extra character actively make your original character better is just gross. Games shouldn't be a fucking job that you clock into each day, and then get rewarded with scrip that can only be spent at the company store, to buy equipment that should have just been given to you in the first place.

  • @Junebug89
    @Junebug896 жыл бұрын

    The way he said "We really fucking aren't" was so evocative goddamn.

  • @CaptainDoomsday
    @CaptainDoomsday6 жыл бұрын

    This is ironically some of the highest praise Survive has seen, and it's coming from Yahtzee.

  • @reala90
    @reala906 жыл бұрын

    Dat triple AAA rant at the end tho.

  • @AlecPrice
    @AlecPrice6 жыл бұрын

    Shit another book? I haven't even started "will save the Galaxy for food"

  • @regulatormachine2788
    @regulatormachine27886 жыл бұрын

    I really enjoy the speed he talks, it's only a tiny bit quicker than everyone I know talks (when they know what they are talking about), except with no punctuation, that's why I like it, no messing around, and I find the humor quite funny.

  • @DannyCheatTV
    @DannyCheatTV6 жыл бұрын

    Your breath control in this is amazing

  • @adeptusshitpostes7639
    @adeptusshitpostes76396 жыл бұрын

    The only one trying to survive here is my dignity after playing this game.

  • @baronsengir187

    @baronsengir187

    6 жыл бұрын

    Already dead :D

  • @Murdo_of_Astora

    @Murdo_of_Astora

    6 жыл бұрын

    We still love you.

  • @vinnythewebsurfer
    @vinnythewebsurfer6 жыл бұрын

    Calling it now. This is #5 in the bland list.

  • @TJ-bg4fw

    @TJ-bg4fw

    6 жыл бұрын

    Minimum, 3 max

  • @Ligma.69420

    @Ligma.69420

    6 жыл бұрын

    I'd say #3 which is really the worst place to be on that list because it doesn't stand out enough even in being bland to be above or below it.

  • @SecularMentat

    @SecularMentat

    6 жыл бұрын

    I'll be surprised it's not in the 'meh' position of 3rd in the top blandest games of 2018.

  • @nathanclark2424

    @nathanclark2424

    6 жыл бұрын

    vinnythewebsurfer I would say 3rd. Because, you know, being bland but not bland enough to make it the most bland is a feat in of itself

  • @chrisschirripa5917

    @chrisschirripa5917

    5 жыл бұрын

    I’m from the future to tell All of you that you’re wrong. It’s his 3rd worst.

  • @timetravelchrononaut
    @timetravelchrononaut6 жыл бұрын

    4:42 - 5:55 for the first time i had to listen twice, so i can understand everything. Well done sir.

  • @cjr9996
    @cjr99965 жыл бұрын

    R.I.P Metal Gear, may it live on forever

  • @HoursIsLava
    @HoursIsLava6 жыл бұрын

    Yahtzee thank you for bringing the heat for years, hope you keep doing it for many more

  • @glav2948
    @glav29486 жыл бұрын

    Y'know, given the subject matter and the reviewer, this review is unusually kind

  • @gokuxsephiroth4505
    @gokuxsephiroth45056 жыл бұрын

    That last line is genius

  • @SquallGunblade88
    @SquallGunblade886 жыл бұрын

    "occasionally not boring" the best way to describe it...

  • @regularfries3147
    @regularfries31476 жыл бұрын

    This is first time i am watching this show and i get it why it is called zero punctuation.

  • @arandomcheese
    @arandomcheese6 жыл бұрын

    You really hit the zero punctuation towards the end there Yahtzee.

  • @cablekibble2942
    @cablekibble29426 жыл бұрын

    By god the end of this video was glorious. So fast, but so true.

  • @calas7
    @calas76 жыл бұрын

    It got REALLY zero punctuation at the very end there, excellent :)

  • @roylee6466
    @roylee64666 жыл бұрын

    He seemed to enjoy this game more than Kingdom Come Deliverance. Odd indeed

  • @sylonogwailou

    @sylonogwailou

    6 жыл бұрын

    He's a contrarian, what do you expect?

  • @casualcraftman1599
    @casualcraftman15996 жыл бұрын

    Waiting for the print version of Yahtzee new book.

  • @brianjimenez1763
    @brianjimenez17636 жыл бұрын

    I’ve waited so long for this.

  • @ultgamercw6759
    @ultgamercw67596 жыл бұрын

    On the up side death stranding looks great.

  • @skeptical.bricks7098
    @skeptical.bricks70986 жыл бұрын

    *I've been looking forward to this*

  • @joegt123
    @joegt1236 жыл бұрын

    Let's all laugh at an industry that never learns anything tee hee hee.

  • @ProfessorHeavy1
    @ProfessorHeavy16 жыл бұрын

    2:35 YAHTZEE, PULL OUT, YOU'RE SHOWING EMOTION

  • @arenkai
    @arenkai6 жыл бұрын

    "Occasionally not boring" Well, that's still better than what I expected from it.

  • @pyrelight9794
    @pyrelight97946 жыл бұрын

    Blandest game of 2018?

  • @MyHentaiGirl

    @MyHentaiGirl

    6 жыл бұрын

    Pyre Light nope WORST (who know, maybe many morebto come)

  • @MetaL556

    @MetaL556

    6 жыл бұрын

    I wouldn't go that far with the "worst". MGS (not to confuse with Solid) is just incessantly mediocre, and would have probably gone by without fanfare were it not part of a recognized franchise. The worst games of the year are games that barely function, that drive you insane just by looking at them, things that Man should have never conceived for they are considered acts against God.

  • @WhippleNut

    @WhippleNut

    6 жыл бұрын

    same, as for worst, I'd probably give that to hunt down the freeman (if you can even call that a game).

  • @smward87

    @smward87

    6 жыл бұрын

    Nah. Game isn't even that bad. Just mind numbingly mediocre.

  • @thedatatreader

    @thedatatreader

    6 жыл бұрын

    Pyre Light He should have a list of Laziest Games where clearly the studio put minimal effort into the actual game. It wpuld definitely fit there.

  • @CommisarHood
    @CommisarHood4 жыл бұрын

    I love that imagine of the reception to MGS: Survive I can imagine a skit based on it. Konami: Ah here comes our latest game now how was it? MGS Survive: I don't think they liked me. Konami: What gave you that impression? MGS Survive: Well... (Falls forward reveling several arrows in his back) Konami: Ah... well... bugger... (Takes an arrow between the eyes pans over to a masked bowman) ???: Finally revenge (Pulls off mask to reveal its PT) PT: For Kojima San!!!

  • @angeldeb82
    @angeldeb825 жыл бұрын

    LOLed at the funny bits, especially with wormholes and imps and zombies! XD

  • @ymmatinthehat
    @ymmatinthehat6 жыл бұрын

    This is the perfect review of metal gear survive

  • @chatotalks5325
    @chatotalks53256 жыл бұрын

    wait why does this game have "metal gear" glued to it? EDIT: don't say money

  • @innocentsin6206

    @innocentsin6206

    6 жыл бұрын

    Gotta get the cash, gotta get the dough.

  • @aylamaiia

    @aylamaiia

    6 жыл бұрын

    chatotalks _____, Get away, get a good job with good pay and you're ok,

  • @Enchie

    @Enchie

    6 жыл бұрын

    What else could someone say?

  • @aylamaiia

    @aylamaiia

    6 жыл бұрын

    chatotalks ____ loads of _____

  • @JDelwynn

    @JDelwynn

    6 жыл бұрын

    Money.

  • @erikseidler133
    @erikseidler1336 жыл бұрын

    Are tactical farts an actual game mechanic?

  • @andrewmartinsharples
    @andrewmartinsharples6 жыл бұрын

    I've been waiting for this!

  • @Brandonhayhew
    @Brandonhayhew6 жыл бұрын

    Metal Gear Survive should just a two separate big DLC for MGS5, one is this the survive the zombie and the other is co-op online campaign.

  • @TOXCzombiclaw
    @TOXCzombiclaw6 жыл бұрын

    Never thought I'd see the day when Dunkey was more harsh than Yahtzee. What a world we live in.....

  • @smward87

    @smward87

    6 жыл бұрын

    Yahtzee actually isn't that harsh anymore for the most part, unless the game is truly awful. Most "bad games" these days are just boring or not worth getting in a tizzy over, despite that being his entire gimmick. This game is a perfect example. It's just...mediocre. it just exists. It's not worth getting angry over because to do so would require more thought and emotional engagement then the makers themselves gave to it.

  • @redkite1908

    @redkite1908

    6 жыл бұрын

    That, and with stuff like this, he tends to be more Passive aggressive than proactively aggressive, usually because everyone else has already done the whole Aggressive part.

  • @PoyoSpartan547

    @PoyoSpartan547

    6 жыл бұрын

    I was actually hoping for Yahtzee to offer a bit more of an unbiased view of the game given how he prefers poking fun at Kojima's absurd storytelling and never seemed too attached to the whole thing. He still didn't seem to explore much of the gameplay, but at least he's not taking it like Konami just butchered his own child. That skinner box comment really summed up the whole situation, which was about as realistically harsh you can be about this game.

  • @TOXCzombiclaw

    @TOXCzombiclaw

    6 жыл бұрын

    Pc Genie (videogamedunkey) The dude has some really funny videos and some review content. I recommend checking out his non-review content if you really want to laugh.

  • @TOXCzombiclaw

    @TOXCzombiclaw

    6 жыл бұрын

    Poyo Spartan I fall into a similar boat on not giving a shit about Kojima. I loved playing V but the story was god awful and hidden behind terrible choices. I'm looking forward to Death Stranding because it will either go down in flame proving that Kojima is insane or it will be great and will point to the fact that I just don't understand his "vision". Or alternatively, It will get praise while being terrible and prove that people really are just balls deep on anything Kojima.

  • @MitoseNorikoFan
    @MitoseNorikoFan6 жыл бұрын

    It seems obvious to me why Yahtzee isn't just tearing the game apart. I never got the impression that he liked the other mgs games all that much in the first place. So why would he feel betrayed that it's changing. Every other youtuber actually liked Metal Gear so they can't judge it on its own merits.

  • @Carlos-ln8fd

    @Carlos-ln8fd

    6 жыл бұрын

    Spectre Walkthroughs he also kinda liked MGS V but because of the gamemplay being fun, not any connection to the game's themes or ideas.

  • @negativeninja7465
    @negativeninja74656 жыл бұрын

    Styx Shards of Darkness, It's Thief with a goblin in it. It's totally up your alley

  • @Ragetiger1
    @Ragetiger16 жыл бұрын

    give me the pachinko machine and bugger off. Watching a metal ball bouncing around is more fun that about 90% of the games being made this year and last year and the year before that.

  • @djtoxicdhg
    @djtoxicdhg6 жыл бұрын

    Snake snake snaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkeeeeee!!!!!!!!

  • @GammaDelta7
    @GammaDelta76 жыл бұрын

    Metal Gear Dies

  • @malowhim7340

    @malowhim7340

    6 жыл бұрын

    GammaDelta MG killed in action

  • @mr.fahrenheit3768
    @mr.fahrenheit37685 жыл бұрын

    RIP Metal Gear. You will live on in things that have fucking nothing to do with Metal Gear but with your name slapped on

  • @shezmu24
    @shezmu245 жыл бұрын

    Shockingly accurate imho

  • @anone.mousse674
    @anone.mousse6746 жыл бұрын

    Fashionably early, as ever.

  • @aylamaiia
    @aylamaiia6 жыл бұрын

    Somethingth.

  • @bbrake
    @bbrake6 жыл бұрын

    "Occasionally not that boring" should be one of the on-box quotes for the inevitable "complete edition" release

  • @felisasininus1784
    @felisasininus17846 жыл бұрын

    Hey, that’s just as fast as Eminem in Rap God! And I followed every word he said! Yay.

  • @mariochaosspear
    @mariochaosspear6 жыл бұрын

    Never thought I'd see the day when Yahtzee gave one of the more favorable reviews of a bad game.

  • @darkartsdabbler2407
    @darkartsdabbler24075 жыл бұрын

    So it's the world war z: the movie of games? Fundamentally just okay but tainted by the fact that it represents a huge disservice to the source material and middle finger to the core audience

  • @imarock.7662
    @imarock.76625 жыл бұрын

    4:45 That fast talking fucking killed me. XD

  • @damobeck1
    @damobeck16 жыл бұрын

    I was having a bad day, till I saw this on my notifications.

  • @kakarroto007
    @kakarroto0076 жыл бұрын

    $10 to buy a save slot. what kind of world is this?

  • @IapitusMcHeimer
    @IapitusMcHeimer6 жыл бұрын

    I didn't sign up for british Eminem doing game reviews at Rap God Speeds, but that's what I got I'm ok with this

  • @redkite1908

    @redkite1908

    6 жыл бұрын

    He's Australian.

  • @SPM0717

    @SPM0717

    6 жыл бұрын

    Red Kite He's British but was born in Australia.

  • @Jerberus
    @Jerberus6 жыл бұрын

    "Blood stained filth." So a typical Tuesday for you.

  • @man1c_Sc0rpio
    @man1c_Sc0rpio6 жыл бұрын

    Man, the attempt at breaking the world record for fastest talker got me rolling.

  • @LuckXvaati
    @LuckXvaati6 жыл бұрын

    I don't even get why anyone would want to play it in the first place. There are three categories that Survive plays into: Zombie, Survival, Metal Gear. The thing is that there are probably/most likely better zombie games, better survival games, and there are definitely better Metal Gear games. If any of those interest you, find those better games, and let the average-at-best cash grab wither and die.

  • @balthierg

    @balthierg

    6 жыл бұрын

    Because you can play those to death and be totally bored by them. I like this game a lot and play it between Monster Hunter and Kingdom Come.

  • @Spherehead123

    @Spherehead123

    5 жыл бұрын

    People forget the MG made spin-offs

  • @Romanticoutlaw
    @Romanticoutlaw6 жыл бұрын

    so... it's a bad version of dragon quest builders

  • @Too-Be-Decided
    @Too-Be-Decided6 жыл бұрын

    1:57 I laughed, then I cried. We miss you LDO. We miss you.

  • @scars2k2
    @scars2k26 жыл бұрын

    That was the fastest 5 minutes of my life. Honestly.

  • @Ouroboros619
    @Ouroboros6196 жыл бұрын

    Props to you Yahtzee for judging the game on GAMEPLAY. All I hear from everyone else is "WAAAAHHH, NO HIDEO, WAAAHHH, MICROTRANSACTIONS, WAAAHHHH"

  • @SupremeMarioGamer
    @SupremeMarioGamer6 жыл бұрын

    Zombie games are a dead genre.

  • @emwZEEK

    @emwZEEK

    6 жыл бұрын

    State of decay 2 and the last of us 2 would like a word with you. Also there hasnt been many zombie games in like a year. (i dont even consider this game really a zombie game)

  • @TheBardorp

    @TheBardorp

    6 жыл бұрын

    Also Days Gone.

  • @mordirit8727

    @mordirit8727

    6 жыл бұрын

    Good joke you have there, it'd be a shame if it went over people's heads...

  • @punished7030

    @punished7030

    6 жыл бұрын

    ayyyy i see what you did there fuck you

  • @Manglet762

    @Manglet762

    6 жыл бұрын

    Zombies have the potential to be very interesting concepts, yet very few can do more with it other than making a bland copy of other successful zombie related stuff.

  • @Mitranim
    @Mitranim6 жыл бұрын

    I lost it at 1:27. Great job :)

  • @nothgorb9115
    @nothgorb91155 жыл бұрын

    4:45 turbo yahtzee mode engaged

  • @mistakesweremade1770
    @mistakesweremade17706 жыл бұрын

    I'm not buying Metal Gear Survive on principle. And though I can't help feeling squeamish knowing friends own it, I'm not gonna hold it against them. Would I prefer Konami never to make another dollar? YES. And I know they probably have when someone plays the game. But I'm not gonna hold it against someone if they ENJOY the experience. Although watching a bunch of jackwads in a game site comment sections lording on about how Metal Gear fans should just suck it up and not be offended by the game are some of the biggest horrors I've seen.

  • @mistakesweremade1770

    @mistakesweremade1770

    6 жыл бұрын

    Ranthony But I never said I was. I said I'd feel squeamish and have some personal issues, as I've never experienced bosses as bad as Konami, where they've been accused of blacklisting employees that leave the company so they can basically never get another job in their market, but I have experienced horrible bosses and abusive relationships before where someone has taken advantage of me, as well as the pettiness with which they've handled the Kojima separation has not endeared them to me any further. I'm still not going to judge them for enjoying a game experience. I enjoyed the old MGS, and Konami was still Konami back then.

  • @samurai90x

    @samurai90x

    6 жыл бұрын

    i bought the game, played it for a little over 40 hours now, i like the game, the co-op is pretty darn fun, it would be evne more fun if there were more people so match making didn't take forever, as far i'm concerned, having played other metal gear games casually, it isn't like the story is all that far from any other game, also it's a spin off, but i like how it ties itself to the existing canon convincingly, given the universe of metal gear, if you take that as it stands, suspending your disblief and all that, then the scenario is plenty plausible.

  • @SlingingHashSlasher

    @SlingingHashSlasher

    6 жыл бұрын

    bruh that took exageration to a whole new level (And did you seriously put *exhales* into your comment) Also side note: how the fuck are you gonna tell your readers that your rant is supposed to be funny that's like if a comedian put up a sign that said "laugh" whenever he finished a punch line.

  • @mistakesweremade1770

    @mistakesweremade1770

    6 жыл бұрын

    deus vult Again that's your choice. I'm not mad because it's a spin off. I didn't freak out about the PSP game or any of that. Think what you want though

  • @blackcat19
    @blackcat196 жыл бұрын

    #FucKonami

  • @sinkmissle199
    @sinkmissle1996 жыл бұрын

    That was the fastest I've ever heard some one talk

  • @MercuryK52
    @MercuryK526 жыл бұрын

    Hilarious as always mate! Great review! :D

  • @anotherpersonfromnorfolk1587
    @anotherpersonfromnorfolk15876 жыл бұрын

    Basically, the game just says ZOMBIES at you for an hour and the plot was created by an angsty teenager using Clippy.

  • @anotherpersonfromnorfolk1587

    @anotherpersonfromnorfolk1587

    6 жыл бұрын

    So true

  • @revolverboy1314

    @revolverboy1314

    6 жыл бұрын

    The Anti Cancer Lmao

  • @avenge2168

    @avenge2168

    6 жыл бұрын

    Dapper Changeling you say it like it’s a bad thing

  • @Soup-man
    @Soup-man3 жыл бұрын

    3:40 As an American, I can confirm.

  • @nomadwhy1166
    @nomadwhy11666 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @vcom741
    @vcom7416 жыл бұрын

    Huh. Legitimately surprised. Honestly thought Yahtzee would hate it more than Angry Joe. Oh well, one man's trash is another man's slightly less shitty trash :/

  • @TheCommanderjoe

    @TheCommanderjoe

    6 жыл бұрын

    vcom741 angry joe is more likely to jump on the bandwagon

  • @vcom741

    @vcom741

    6 жыл бұрын

    Hmm...interesting. So, what is Yahtzee then? Or any KZreadr who does this for a living for that matter? All of them are here just for fun? Views don't matter to them?

  • @vcom741

    @vcom741

    6 жыл бұрын

    "Can you not read"? ...I don't see what you mean by this. I would argue Joe also has a good personality.

  • @graceliu8839

    @graceliu8839

    6 жыл бұрын

    vcom741 It’s more likely that Yahtzee judges more on gameplay, he did that for Star Wars Battlefront II as well. Skipped over the fandom and micro transactions.

  • @vcom741

    @vcom741

    6 жыл бұрын

    And that's fair. Every reviewer will have different point of view because of different biases. Joe grew up on Star Wars and Metal Gear, so he has nostalgia for this games, and hates them being done badly. Yahtzee on the other hand is always objective, never letting any sort of nostalgia blind him.

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