Eventually the witch finds a young child and realized that she didnt want a man but a family and someone to share and pass down her knowledge to The end

@MillieEyelash14

7 ай бұрын

The best possible ending ❤ Oh yeah and she realizes she doesn’t need the potion because beauty isn’t everything

@Waffles2009

7 ай бұрын

I would actually love to read a book about like stuff like that honestly.

@Adi-qu4te

7 ай бұрын

@@MillieEyelash14 you get it

@sparklegirlMJ

7 ай бұрын

@@Waffles2009you might like the girl who drank the moon then

@tokofukawap4055

7 ай бұрын

​@@MillieEyelash14I mean she's already beautiful

You forgot to add "the witch truly wishes to be young again for her age now at 30 is too old to bare children, once she finishes this potion she will be the ripe age of 16, her prime age for men to desire her and its not weird or wrong at all"

@Ronie_me14

7 ай бұрын

Best comment so far

@sakurasensations4786

7 ай бұрын

“It’s fantasy, so it’s okay!” 😭

@sarahno4748

7 ай бұрын

​@@sakurasensations4786 We don't even know what the age of consent is in this reality🤡 or Well for each year that passes witches age 2 years in this realm so she would technically be 32 but look 16🤡

@EroticInferno

7 ай бұрын

Oh god make it stop. How can you make this hellfire burn even hotter 😭😭😭😭🥲🥲

@sarahno4748

7 ай бұрын

@@EroticInferno Yes but it gets into really weird territory the worse it gets😅

So accurate gives me pain

@steph_matarazzo

9 ай бұрын

😭😭

@Jammakesjunk

7 ай бұрын

I feel this. A lot of the stories that I read as a kid were like this but I had this one story called the enchanted forest chronicles. At least the first one had a fraction of creativity.

That was disturbing... Good job! 👍

Men: "You won't be happy unless you belong to me like an object I swear"

And all this time she was only 35

@harliezB

7 ай бұрын

Nah, 29. Everyone knows when women hit 30 we all become decrepit bog monsters.

@M.A.Y.Y

7 ай бұрын

​@harliezB lmao fr fr. By 35 we are senile and on our death beds

@lucywoomy

7 ай бұрын

Honestly being the most powerful witch to ever exist at only 35 is insane. Girl got to be in history books before her death and she gets to enjoy the spells she's created for a long time! And if she can become younger then she can extend her life as long as she wants I guess. Truely goals here

@schuylergeery-zink1923

7 ай бұрын

Some men/society don’t want you to know that even older women who have gone through menopause are HIGHLY desirable and yes still have great value on the dating market. Female companionship and connection is valuable. That’s why some men try to HAGGLE by saying “she’s passed her prime!” No woman “hits a wall.” People try to devalue women bc they know how valuable we are at any age 🤷🏼‍♀️

@gailasprey7787

6 ай бұрын

@@lucywoomyand if she’s a witch, she can probably live past 100! Her story after this could be learning to accept herself as an older person than she once was, finds a bestie, a cat and a young child finds his way to the cottage and she takes care of him as her own. Now I really want to write that my god. 😂

That sounded so misogynisticaly accurate 😭😭😭

It's literally the witcher's Yennifer omg

@khamiliaangel7045

7 ай бұрын

I was literally thinking about her😭

@NoOne00

7 ай бұрын

I can't speak about the books but in the show i always got the impression that Yen wanted love and acceptance (especially from her family) way more than she wanted to be a powerful witch from day 1

@dualkitsune3813

7 ай бұрын

​@@NoOne00yeah.. she thought power would get her that love and acceptance. That's why she went soooo hard into the aesthetics for her look.

@witcherye

7 ай бұрын

i love my girl but its true

@nell2352

7 ай бұрын

Yup. In the books she also said that a "good woman (in a healthy society) should be able to give birth to one child a year". I don't like her. At all.

Your videos bring my physical pain, which shows how accurate they are. Congratulations.

its just a skit its just a skit

@RaTheArtist

7 ай бұрын

It's just a skit, it's just satire, it can't hurt you.

You know it would be an epic plot point as if that was the case and then a book about the child growing up with a witch. Mother like that would be amazing actually.. ❤

@kojagoribhattacharya7720

7 ай бұрын

The girl who drank the moon, you're welcome

@PancakeLoverGoro

7 ай бұрын

Crona from Soul Eater disagrees

@Tea_laBlue

7 ай бұрын

Rapunzel wants a word

momentarily unnecessarily sexual for no reason 😟

@TonksTheFool

7 ай бұрын

While being 'undesirable' in her old age lmao but those perky melons and long legs guys

Seriously. This is painful. In other words, wonderful job. Wonderful reading of really cringy writing.

Why is this so real though

@steph_matarazzo

9 ай бұрын

😬

@cinemaatrium3863

7 ай бұрын

Because its from the Rapunzel Disney movie.

@yourshoulderdevil5229

7 ай бұрын

​@@cinemaatrium3863 Not really, she wanted youth, but not a man or child. She also wasn't a witch, just an old lady.

@Gaukilicious

7 ай бұрын

@@cinemaatrium3863 No?

I was guessing that instead of saying “young, beautiful and desirable” she was gonna say “young, submissive and breedable

Why not just make a magic baby or a potion to give her a pregnancy (I know its satire but HEAR ME OUT)

@gateauxq4604

7 ай бұрын

Hol up, let em cook

@turkeycat5090

7 ай бұрын

All ears, cause I had the same though. Although I would like a story where a witch goes out on a journey to collect things she needs to make a magic baby or a potion that will help/give her a baby

@Lucci136

7 ай бұрын

Making a baby is much harder than a reversing age spell.

@oliviahaws8890

7 ай бұрын

Professor Utonium could do it I think a witch can too!

@AnxietyPossumArt

7 ай бұрын

@@Lucci136 victor Frankenstein did and he's a college drop out

you forgot: despite her advanced age of 26...

she then finds a young child that was abandoned, adopts them, and realizes she doesn't need or want a man, but simply someone to care for, and pass down her knowledge to. The End.

The lip biting I can’t😭😭😭😭

Power is only a burden when in a woman's hands LMAO

@Rachel-xt8tg

7 ай бұрын

I genuinely can’t tell if you’re being serious

You know... I read a little comic series about this once... admittedly she skipped the man and just took the child home. Just little short stories about witches adopting kids. Very nice.

@madalice5134

7 ай бұрын

What was the name of it? I'd love to read that.

Mother Gothel had it figured out

I about shriveled up and sobbed-

I’m going to puke; it feels like I just licked an i-hop kitchen floor-

I can’t get over how wonderful your fantasy fits are!! The quality is fantastic, and you always look absolutely amazing. 👏🔥 Accurate Portrayal, Adorable Lip Bite, Dope Halloween Fit… Best Steph Video Ever!! 😊🥳

Oh i hate this so much , but why is it soo real and why is it so wattpad 😂😂

The witch then realizes she didn't need a man to be happy. Instead, she realized she needed an apprentice to pass on her skills.

@jkseraphim4

29 күн бұрын

Ooooh! I like that!

What if she makes a clone of herself an just hangs out with the other her

Incels: You're wrong about everything. I'm 53. I have not for one second regretted that I chose not have children. I spent a long time getting a top notch education, and building an academic career. Finding a partner was not a priority. I met my handsome, younger husband when I was 41.

Lol! Thank goodness my husband/ coauthor doesn't want kids either, not in our story or real life 😂🙃

The mask of makeup being described as comfortable made me scoff. The powder of my eyeshadow will sometimes get into my eyes, and it sucks so much-

YENNIFER! From The Witcher. (At least in the Netflix show she's EXACTLY like this)

The most annoying thing about it that in real life, she might still feel lonely. Just like some women dont only want to persuade a career. Most women want both, a career and love. But everyone sees it as or this or that.

Aaaaaaannnnnnnndddd she's like 29-30 😂

How about an elder witch who fights dragons and creeps with some super elder badass moves?

Why are you always making me laugh 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

The lip bite is killing me 😭🤣

Excuse me, MELON BREAST?!

Honestly it’s a valid reason, but the way they write it makes it sound like there is no other option. Like if a woman wrote this with the same plot, I could see potential.

Y don’t she make a child out of magic or just adopt one

Now i need the wonderful female version 🙏

THE ENDING LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Male writer here. Me writing women She's conventionally attractive. Big breasts, pretty elegant. Male character had to remind himself not to get distracted by her or her graceful acrobatic movements, how she danced kn the air and commanded her body with such poise he could only dream of matching Part of him didn't want to fight her because she was beautiful, and part of him wanted to run because he was terrified what she would do to him if she got too close

I think if they did it right this could be a good plot. A woman who wanted to do something great with her life but in the process discovered she wanted something else which she couldn’t have now. That sounds interesting and having a genuine heartwarming story about two elderly people trying to take a potion to go back to their prime sounds great, only for them to realise they want to stay this age together and adopt children instead. But because of how they phrase it it just sounds wrong.

If the intention is a youth potion, the story i would write is that she wants that potion to do her life right. But not because of children or love its because she made decisions she didn’t think through at the time, she wants to save her family that died. But most importantly..she wants to be a fellow villager, not a witch.

@linalski

2 ай бұрын

Not you being dramatic as fck.

I don’t know, I think going in history like that is pretty damn awesome. Also, she can just make a magic love potion and take whoever she wants. Plus who the heck would want anyone else to take their power

The lip bite at the end 😂

Well she’d still be powerful too. And if he doesn’t treat her well, then he can be scrubbed from the earth. I think that that particular writer secretly wants to be dominated but is trying to write a woman who ‘wants to be dominated’ to over compensate, as the power dynamic would be astronomically in her favor.

Can’t she just make a potion to get a child if she wants one?

that's only because she don't have a cat. SOMEONE GET THIS WOMAN A CAT!!!!!!!!!!

When he says "she's wearing makeup to be as comfortable as possible", like really.

That writing is killing me

See I'm glad in my writing I got men and women both that can be powerful independent characters and some want kids some don't some can't some are happy without some are just like whatever yanno like real people smh hate the trope of men deciding women must all need a child to feel like they have any worth

As a huge fan of The Witches (it was written by a man) I'm highly disappointed this wasn't the grand high witches backstory

SO CRINGE IT MADE ME CRY!!! GOOD JOB

I really hate this trope qnd avoided it, she is a powerful witch, she has found love at a young age and the story is about their journey together

What happened after she took the potion?!😮 I must know!

Any examples for books with characters like that?

What if she then while she is looking for ingredients for the potion she sees an house on flames and finds a little baby in it and decides to adopt her and raises her as her own and then when the baby grows up she becomes even more of a powerful witch that what the mother was

Ok the only writer I e ever read that resembled writing like this is Stephen King. But aside from that I've never read another novel with this sort of writing.

….. don’t hate me but am I the only one who could see themselves in the witch 😅 like I’m a very ambitious person but I have lots of things I want to do and am trying to figure out how to actually start a family and achieve my goals at once

Whats the one for us Guy Witches like XD

Plot twist she finds a woman she thinks is a guy and falls madly in love with her on accident and makes youth potion for her too, but her butch baddie doesn’t need eternal youth as long as she has her. Somewhere in the book is “I don’t need eternal youth, as long as I have you” or something and they live happily, the witch looking like a young adult forever while her lover ages gracefully with tattoos. They adopt a bunch of cats and/or care for the troubled teens, and maybe teach them some magic

"advanced age" she's probably like 31 😂

She’s probably about 33 year of age

@jkseraphim4

23 күн бұрын

😂

Shrinking hips because of age. That's good

The lip bites throughout is really the rotten cherry on top

T-This is a real book?

Heat heart happiness.

Olay bit seriously. Id love a deconstruction where a woman grows up in a sheltered, religious perhaps lowkey culty family and believes shit like this and he rstory is about growing up and abandoning this garbage thinking

When adoption is a thing:

Honest question. How do I write women properly?

@aroacelitchi2007

7 ай бұрын

As people with their own complex and nuanced character and personalities.

@BenevolenTea_C

7 ай бұрын

No, I'm serious. I'm writing a short story and I need to know how to make a female character without relying on overused tropes.@@aroacelitchi2007

@AGoofyJester

7 ай бұрын

@@BenevolenTea_Cwrite a character, make them female

Okej I need to know. What books are you reading? There are books that showed femele characters as human. And male authors write them too. I can recomed some if you want. Btw. I know you do it for jokes and you are pretty funny. (Just to make sure)

this is a book

Yennifer???

or witch meets a cute lil orphan and decides f*ck the potion ima be a mum for cute lil orphan

I thought to myself that this is gonna be stupid... I was right... how many male authors must there be that have never talked to a woman.

The lip bite is so fr

why is it true?

Disgusting.

How women be!

The reality of feminism 🤔

@audreydoyle5268

7 ай бұрын

Nah, the reality of misogyny. Men hate it when a woman takes what she wants, hence the loneliness. Cause men are afraid of a woman in charge.

The lip biting killed me-

🫦 ten seconds later 🫦 again