This is one of the few recordings I have from before the Lockdown. Please do share with as many people as possible :) Planning online shows soon, shall update here and on other social media

@rishabhsingh7965

4 жыл бұрын

I just wish to be intern for you, to observe and learn the art. :) you're amazing

@BHURBAK

4 жыл бұрын

@Semper Fortis wtf do u think punit pania's English is weak or not good. Disgusting.

@sunaina3921

4 жыл бұрын

Well done, Punit! Hilarious as always. Your comedy is as funny as it is thought-provoking. Keep up the good work and stay safe :-)

@onesujeet

4 жыл бұрын

You know it's funny because it's true 😂😁

@gautamved007

4 жыл бұрын

really enjoy your laid back humour timing. Please take your time in crafting your content. Less is more.

"Agar daadhi aur gym membership hata do to andar sirf khoklapan bachta hai" .....this line can cause 3rd degree burns on almost 70% of the 'mard' today.

@saiyedrizvan6405

3 жыл бұрын

Sach hamesa chubh ta h

@naman2835

2 жыл бұрын

@@saiyedrizvan6405 log pesa deke entertainment chahte h. Apna chutya katwana nahi

Love how the audience goes silent when they realize the joke is on them

@DebrajAcharya

4 жыл бұрын

Bhai pura vdo dekh daali iss comment k chakkar pe....par wo part mili hi nahi😅 jo tu bol raha hai

@drbud7257

4 жыл бұрын

@@DebrajAcharya haha gotcha

@mdfaizanalam31

4 жыл бұрын

7:40

@SweetSourPickle

3 жыл бұрын

God yes. So satisfying.

@kamalbedi7260

2 жыл бұрын

Abhi kaafi ch***ye hai jin ko samjhna hai 😂😂

"Without twitter followers" *Puts twitter ID instantly* 😂

One of the finest thinker..he deserves more than what he is getting..Thank u Punit for always entertaining us..

"Daarhi aur gym membership hata do toh andar sirf khoklapan bachta hai" - I feel personally attacked

@BHURBAK

4 жыл бұрын

Noman did he know you personally. No right then y are u offended??? Make sense

@nomaanalwi9495

4 жыл бұрын

matlab ki Punit bhai ne bilkul point ki baat bataayi hai, these are some of many escape mechanisms for men these days.

@truetool

4 жыл бұрын

Use apne baare mein lagta hai to bole. Generalise kyon kar raha hai

@sofiqulislam6447

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣 bas kar pagle roza hu

@veeranthangaraj3578

4 жыл бұрын

liked your comment to move you from 111 to 112 ;)

I am Iranian and don’t understand all of his jokes but he is like Carlin , like damn great

@homosapien5156

3 жыл бұрын

He is absolutely like Carlin

You are too good man! Your content always so relatable. I wish someday you write a book..in a satirical manner!

was here when the title was April 27, 2020

i have no idea why this video doesnt have million plus views.

Punit you're doing a great job . I keep on saying this again but yeah the thoughts you share are more than just comedy. You give insights for the society in general . Thanks 😊

This guy is one of the best in this game. His comedy is genius.

@VitaminVS

4 жыл бұрын

Aap bhi

This man has a intellect sense of humour... His jokes carry a deep message only few can understand

Kuch log dadhi rakhte hai Kuch log dadhi palte hai It's so true man.

@carlagilbertabrunitedeschi7819

3 жыл бұрын

Don't say anything to Feku. 🤣🤣🤣

Kaha the mere bhai.....Thak gye the apke intezar me

Gajab bhai..khushi la diye lockdown mein :)

Next level!!!!! "Ye apna hijab hai!! " 😂😂

The punchlines don't ever miss the target..... and we're waiting, baahen faila ke, for more. Cheers Punit. Take a bow.

What does it take to have a brain like your's? It would be so interesting to just sit and listen to what you talk not jokes really, just your thought process.

@slipkorn420

4 жыл бұрын

I was wondering the same. Conversations that can make you think are so exciting!

@abhishekkhatana1363

4 жыл бұрын

Living with insecurities for years and then one day realizing apna chutiya kat gya re

@dheerajb1883

3 жыл бұрын

@Debasish Raltepaul thanks for that buddy👍

"Beard draw kr ra h... Kajal se... IRONIC" Hats off man 🙏

Knighthood popcorn... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.... Bahut logo ko pvr ki yaad aa gaya

Punit Jokes are so funny that even he has a pressure to laugh on them.

Sir punit You are telling jokes and the reality of society at the same time. That makes you different from other comics.

He is the most intelligent comedian... his sarcasm is next level...

No one is talking about the rock classics he has added to his video. I have been a fan of his work for years but this makes it even better. they are amazing

Bhai ki khud ki Hassii, Viberat pea lagi hai 😊😊 Nice stuff bro 👍

I didn't see the Kamra joke coming

@prahladdwivedi3995

4 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately I did.

@umeshgawas

4 жыл бұрын

Aap Indigo mein ho gaya.

@supreetsahu1964

4 жыл бұрын

@@prahladdwivedi3995 yeah same

@TEXAS2459

4 жыл бұрын

do u normally see jokes coming? how do u do that bro thats amazing

@muzzammsayyad0202

4 жыл бұрын

@@TEXAS2459 Pv bro want to say Bhai konsa mal phukte ho

Dadi aur gym membership hata do😂😂😂 itna epic line

Dropping truth bombs deadlier than Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

@Infinite_Precision

3 жыл бұрын

Your comment is too much underrated!

@paraslaumas6944

3 жыл бұрын

@@Infinite_Precision agreed

he jokes and then gives message ,so strong game ,mza aajaata hai

Enjoyed this hair-uplifting story during Covid times. You are very funny as usual (that includes the contents too). Trust you to comment something on human behaviour during the Lockdown. Stay safe and blessed. (The Prof. NMIMS).

@PunitPania

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you Sir :) Great to hear from you

Damn this set was just amazing 1:46 "Suddenly grow a personality 😂😂" and that ending with Raja beta 😂😂

Lots of love to Mr. Puneet Pania

Now we need Netflix Special Pania !

That's real Punit...pause and punch, perfect punctuation.

Had a Covid beard for a couple of months and shaved it off. Too much work. Punit is hilarious.

You don't listen to me only!!!!! 🤣🤣

My wife won't even look at me if I shave off...so everytime we fight ,I shave. The only problem is I love keeping a beard to hide my round, large face. So it's always " insecurity vs. pissing her off" in my mind ...to shave or not to shave...is the question. But I learned from our supreme leader ; better to be bearded confident idiot than a shaved ,ugly , annoying husband

@SweetSourPickle

3 жыл бұрын

Beard truly apna hijaab hai.

@gsiya4023

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@rakeshbeniwal4319

2 жыл бұрын

Better to shave off and look gentlemen and keep your wife happy. How come beard decide your wife's happy or not? What a foolish thought

Mazaa aa gaya bhaya. " Gym membership or beard hata dene se andar se khokla he". On point bro.

Every other comedian: Adding clickbait titles to videos Punit: April 27, 2020 Edit: He changed it since then

@sudarshanshubham5505

4 жыл бұрын

i didnt get it... What are you trying to say?

@Kishore38770

4 жыл бұрын

@@sudarshanshubham5505 You're Dumb

@sourabhpatel2391

4 жыл бұрын

@@sudarshanshubham5505 initially his video title was a date only but now it's changed to Beards

@sudarshanshubham5505

4 жыл бұрын

Kishore Hazarika & you are the result of broken condom

@sudarshanshubham5505

4 жыл бұрын

Sourabh Patel thnx 👍

Jio ka network gayab ho gaya -Punit Pania, 27/4/2020, Quarantine Day: no idea.

People: This guy is underrated. Punit: Mere live shows houseful jaate. Saare comedians (satirists 😉) ki badi twitter following nahi hoti. I don't even read the comments so I am not sure whether people are saying that to him.

bhot sahi observation kia ha bhai, "itna kharcha to look like every other guy on street". me bhi yahi dekhta hu sabko

The Raja Beta part always one ups the effect 😁😁👌🌻

❤️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂 My brother is a seller of Men's grooming products 😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂❣️❣️🤣

@nitinpandey6111

4 жыл бұрын

Omg show him this video

Punit Pania never disappoints.

PUNIT NAMASHKAR OUTSTANDING

Punit sir extremely titanically enjoyed so that my parents came nd beated me for watching ur shows late nights

Punit bro you are not comedian You are may be philosopher or visionary we need people like you

Oh so this is the set you were talking about in the podcast with Bassi...

No one :- Girls :- awwwewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Binge watching all your videos and can't get over your satire dude. Hats off

"What a fall from Grace"😄😄😄

That shiv-sainik joke was hilarious😆😆

He is the Raja of all the comedians, a very rare strait of mixing facts with sarcasm and satire and delivering it with a punch of pun....makes it count hard hitting and hilarious. Sums it up in a line .... just to look like the other guys on the road.

A guy SHOULD have Beard or a Government Job

@thedemoman1813

4 жыл бұрын

What if he has both

@katyaseth4599

4 жыл бұрын

Arre mkc 😂😂😂😂😂

@AsadAli-vs6sk

4 жыл бұрын

Humour at its peak.

@shaistaanayat3139

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahhahahha

@bindasspunjabi

3 жыл бұрын

Both wale bhi aise hi ghum rhe h bhai...

Liked. Shared. Subscribed. (Since your first video on this channel) Aur FAN to main hamesha se hu hi.

The Girl who slapped the driver isn't less than a Shivsainik bro.. They always prove you wrong 🤣😂😉

While I am laughing, I feel a sting of depression by the amount of irony.

@an_kita_sing_h9405

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly

Waited long for ur video.. So real.. What a way.. Admirable.. Hats off..

Bhai , Bahut Hard 👏👏👏👏👏👏

You have never disappointed! Amazing❤️

Classic ...just one word for this man

I was going to grow beard now i am meditating. ;)

He cracks me up everytime with his content man 💯💯💯💯🤣🤣🤣

Amazing content.. Such intelligent comedy ! Wish you would upload more videos!!

I am watching all your videos ... learning the craft from your style to create my own

Dude your approach to creating and landing a joke is so good that you strike me as an old man who sees life from the other dimension.But I thought comedy was for the younger lot .Nice work man

@prashanthsagar2379

4 жыл бұрын

Read this if you check your comments every night 😂

Underated bro..but gona share❤️👌

So relatable, guys are laughing here, but again not listening 😂

Sir Jee.. its always a pleasure to see your stand up bits.. loved the Kamra part.. intelligent & funny.. rare combination.. hats off to your sense of humor.. great delivery of the punches..

Jisko nahi hai, wo draw kar raha hai.. ..kajal se 😂😂😂😂

thanks for entertaining amid this never-ending lockdown

Ain't I glad that I've been clean shaved all my life although did sport a full beard occasionally much before the beard was a trend like now😀. Now since everyone sports a beard I feel even better clean shaved...!!

@nitinpandey6111

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah dude. I also feel that sporting a beard isn't a trend and a man comes out his best version when clean shaved

Amazing sirji

Brilliant sarcasm and sense of humour this guy has! "All this kharcha just to look like other guys" 🙌

I love it when he laughs he starts vibrating

You earned a follower. U r so good. And the end msg ki excellent.

this guy is so very Talented, cant agree more on all his Hits, sarcasm and comments each and every statement is like a bomb shell...👍👍👍🤣

just to look like the other guy on the street........😂😂😂😂😂

You are criminally underrated as a comedian. It baffles me to see people getting millions of views for average content and you having very little of it. Anyway, lots of love for you bro ❤️❤️👋

@deependranath3880

Жыл бұрын

Now i got a perfect comment which reflects my expression.

saw you at bassi ka show you were awesome

Abhi apna turn hai.... Katwaneka🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

binging on your videos Punit. it's a revisit. wow you are amazing.

He bro.. Ur doing awsm job. ur r empowering ppl in a diff. Way... Showing the reality of d society.. 👍

Once I was getting a haircut at a barber shop, a cop comes in and he asked " Dadi nahi ane ki koi dava hai kya , sala roz shave karna padta hai " Jinko dadi hai vo bhi pareshan hai.😁

watching this Video while trimming thanks for remembering me

excellent as expected ..u r genius

Maja a Gaya..🤣🤣

I have seen your videos ...Always a very nice content

Wtf! While watching this video I got the beard growing oil ads. 😂😂😂

This are not jokes this are facts.

@happyjain7536

3 жыл бұрын

Fact comedy bro..

As funny as ever bro...🤘🤘🤘

Never Disappoints😂😂

The lines in the last were very deep Sir. And the content was as always fabulous 🙏👏👏

Meanwhile in quarantine my batchmates are going bathless and beardiful :)

All that kharcha to look like every other guy on the street ! that line hits hard 😁

Is it just a weird coincidence that I am seeing the ad of beard transplant in between the whole video. btw Amazing stuff punit.

Yaha insaf Sirf twitter pe milta hai.. 😔

pehle mba wolon ki watt lagay , fir interns ki, aab feminism, men ,equality, ki watt lagya hatts of to punit pania, you are doing a great job, this is real comedy with observation