"Smurfing in low ranks." Low Ranks = Diamond

@josheastway5832

4 жыл бұрын

LowerSpider4725 PR ik I’m gold 2 xD

@moddedtom5808

4 жыл бұрын

@@Brodc its because the ranking system sucks rn. also, you cant say that the skill ceiling is low because you suck

@moddedtom5808

4 жыл бұрын

@@Brodc all of it. I have even seen when you were born.

@supremespanker

4 жыл бұрын

@@Brodc That doesn't make sense, Giru can smurf high ranked players while having 100 percent win rate, it means skill ceiling is really high. Giru's true elo ranking must be like 3000.

@TheChaosRay

4 жыл бұрын

@@supremespanker Exactly dunno what that guy is talking about at all. Doubt he does too.

13:54 what a perfect sync

@OSRSstiffy

3 жыл бұрын

so true!

As a Russian player, i can confirm that the play style is 100% accurate.

@regularglobsone9237

4 жыл бұрын

Борис Марденский same

@user-ly9ym5tp1v

4 жыл бұрын

Что за Русофобия. Всё зависит от игрока, а не от его нации. Везде есть "уроды".

@danysavin812

4 жыл бұрын

13:55 тайминг заебись

@okoroccns5710

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-ly9ym5tp1v это не русофобия это шутки на стереотипах а ну и русофобии не существует

@Craftman007

4 жыл бұрын

Извиняйся

Viruslose: is respectful, doesn't rage, says gg at the end Giru: laughs his ass off ok.

@Trunch1312

3 жыл бұрын

content

@gubungodupenhageniii1195

3 жыл бұрын

The clip is probably the easiest explanation for why I dont like this ngl.

@dollarjunkie

3 жыл бұрын

mad

@sergeantrainstorm1269

3 жыл бұрын

Because he was playing like a bot and still won obviously

@goodbanter4427

3 жыл бұрын

He's probably laughing because he pretended to be a noob and the guy fell for it

I was never hurt more than when he said “I pretend to be a noob” and then proceeds to play like me

@Rick_Sanchez_G420

3 жыл бұрын

Are you playing any better 1 year on?

@achilles7498

3 жыл бұрын

ur mom yes actually much better :D

@Rick_Sanchez_G420

3 жыл бұрын

@@achilles7498 atta boii!

@achilles7498

3 жыл бұрын

ur mom im a level 200 now :DDDD

Honestly can’t wait for some big KZread name to play this game to send in an influx of fresh smurfbait

@radar._.

4 жыл бұрын

it already kinda happened, with twitch rivals

@eastcoasttokes1265

4 жыл бұрын

Too late games already dead

@jamesstansell7890

4 жыл бұрын

Im a new player lol

@voiden3338

4 жыл бұрын

This is literally just a bum ass for honor

@devinwhite5064

4 жыл бұрын

@@voiden3338 with a development team as small as Triternion thats a massive compliment. Since they're classed as an Indie company and Mordhau was funded via Kickstarter. Also there isnt a single place where they are set up as a studio.

4:10 two Japanese businessmen compete for the most polite

'This is really sad man' he said, whilst smurfing.

@Trunch1312

3 жыл бұрын

Worse part of the vid ruined a couple of people's ranks

@TheLunarMan

3 жыл бұрын

@@Trunch1312 who cares ranked is garbage anyway

@TheLunarMan

3 жыл бұрын

@@Trunch1312 also this was over a year ago, so they probably got their ranks back by now

@dollarjunkie

3 жыл бұрын

he was 'smurfing' in ranks you will never reach lol

@Cumin69

3 жыл бұрын

It's actually sad on the other parties' part that they can't accept that someone is better and that's why they fail to move up in rank. Mental blocks are a bitch if you cant realize you are in one and only see it as someone else's fault.

Smurfs really ruin the fun and the point of ranked tbh

@haweewee282

4 жыл бұрын

he isn't really smurfing, hes just dressing up as a lvl 1

@jasperbaykal8100

4 жыл бұрын

@@haweewee282 thats pretty much smurfing lol

@alexjff3018

4 жыл бұрын

@@haweewee282 yeah, im not sure how this game works, but that sounds like smurfing? or is he still high ranked just dressed as a noob?

@haweewee282

4 жыл бұрын

Alexjff301 high ranked but dressed like a noob, but when he actually smurfs he let's them win

@alexjff3018

4 жыл бұрын

@@haweewee282 yeah i saw that in the description so he isnt ruining anything

Link the spotify playlist or ill give stouty his hair back

@Jordiw00t

4 жыл бұрын

In order of clips: Sash! - Ecuador Captain Hollywood Project - More and More Snap! - Rhythm is a Dancer Bombfunk MC's - Freestyler Faithless - God Is a DJ Tiësto - Elements of Life ATB - Don't Stop Robert Miles - Fable (Dream Version I think) Mark Norman - Colour My Eyes ft. Celine Fonzerelli - Moonlight Party Jaws Theme Leama And Moor - Everything Matters (Matthew Dekay Mix) Jes - People Will Go Eiffel 65 - I'm Blue Basic Perspective - Small Step On The Other Side (Not by Tiësto like the KZread vid suggests, it's from his collective album, just like the Leama And Moor track) The Russian song: Грибы - Копы Second Russian song: Грибы - Велик Hard Bass song: Hard Bass School - Narkotik Kal Second Hard Bass song: XS Project - Lincoln Third Hard Bass song: Kolbaser Project - Barbie Girl Fourth Hard Bass song: Apartje - Cheeki Breeki Hard Bass Anthem (Can also be found through DJ Stalin - Lada 500)

@swn2002

4 жыл бұрын

woody it’s Faithless - Insomnia

@TSE_WOODY

4 жыл бұрын

@@swn2002 i know the song thats why im asking for the playlist its in, got some bangers in there

@LokeyWindrunner

4 жыл бұрын

my man

@pupper8423

4 жыл бұрын

yo mate i know this is 2 months late but he has 2 playlist this is one of them - open.spotify.com/playlist/2c5r3CJ17zeQ0r5Q8LZTNm?si=0QrxADiZTwCcBl3V5b8fcA and this is the other - open.spotify.com/playlist/5Grl9r8NJ2BVz5VV44Vf5D?si=A9vTgFtORAOqbO56ay_1tA hope this helps

now i need a synced montage to this song after seeing that 13:55

@cheekibreeki6321

4 жыл бұрын

It’s a Grebz song look em up they’re brilliant

@anikord3242

4 жыл бұрын

@dumbo faggits its a russian song: kzread.info/dash/bejne/iWx1q6avkcS1hrA.html

@anikord3242

4 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/iWx1q6avkcS1hrA.html

2:09 it always seems weird to me when in these high-level Mordhau player videos, the kick seems to connect beyond complete facehugging range. It feels like whenever I attempt a kick on an opponent who isn't literally breathing in my face, the kick will just whiff and then I get hit. Sometimes it even looks as though the foot goes through the opponent without registering as a hit. Do I just have dwarf legs or what?

@anas-zakariaaltundag9067

4 жыл бұрын

FOV maybe ?

@assgoblin3981

3 жыл бұрын

Kicks aren’t really about range but more about momentum as in how fast someone’s is moving towards or away from you, if you start your kick windup and your opponent doesn’t back off but instead walks closer as he did in that fight, they’re gonna get kicked even outside facehug range. As such kicks are more of a mindgame play than u might think. Not that that matters you’ve prob quit playing months ago x)

@daanstrik4293

3 жыл бұрын

@@assgoblin3981 you gave solid advice, why did you have to be a dick in the end ;(

@assgoblin3981

3 жыл бұрын

Daan Strik not being a dick wtf just sayin games dead af and newer players usually don’t stick around

honestly this is one of those videos i come back to once every 3 months and it never gets old, you need to pump more videos out man

“The spoon will decide your fate.” “I *am* the spoon.”

When you pulled out the spoonman i lost it...

@jyamez9069

4 жыл бұрын

Angry Fish I instantly thought of soundgarden

13:55 That was perfectly synced

I laughed so hard at your impression of a russian playing mordhau with the shaking and heavy breathing.. tears.

I love how much genuine joy he gets from trolling people

@sokal03

Жыл бұрын

Good he's dead now

omg, i just realise that i have been a victim for giru´s pretenting to be a noob strats… everything wnt fine until the round where i was in a 4-0 lead… then absolutely got rekt :D

12:54 I, as a Russian, can confirm, that every Russian including me plays exactly like that.

13:56 crunched his head to the beat lmao

@grigoriyefimovichrasputin7897

3 жыл бұрын

INDEED

I doubt I’d enjoy playing against GIRU. Good content but man, it looks crushing.

I’m so happy I accidentally stumbled onto your videos, bloody brilliant stuff.

For anyone wanting the tracks from this video: In order of clips: Sash! - Ecuador Captain Hollywood Project - More and More Snap! - Rhythm is a Dancer Bombfunk MC's - Freestyler Faithless - God Is a DJ Tiësto - Elements of Life ATB - Don't Stop Robert Miles - Fable (Dream Version I think) Mark Norman - Colour My Eyes ft. Celine Fonzerelli - Moonlight Party Jaws Theme Leama And Moor - Everything Matters (Matthew Dekay Mix) Jes - People Will Go Eiffel 65 - I'm Blue Basic Perspective - Small Step On The Other Side (Not by Tiësto like the KZread vid suggests, it's from his collective album, just like the Leama And Moor track) The Russian song: Грибы - Копы Second Russian song: Грибы - Велик Hard Bass song: Hard Bass School - Narkotik Kal Second Hard Bass song: XS Project - Lincoln Third Hard Bass song: Kolbaser Project - Barbie Girl Fourth Hard Bass song: Apartje - Cheeki Breeki Hard Bass Anthem (Can also be found through DJ Stalin - Lada 500)

@swn2002

4 жыл бұрын

Monarch it’s Faithless - Insomnia

@theknifesong

3 жыл бұрын

king

"Went from unranked to elite in 4 hours" *I've seen this raw power once before*

@clalam5241

4 жыл бұрын

You have just witnessed it

I love how this was almost 2 years ago and they still havn't fixed the fighting animations haha

When he said "an impressive move " I died😂😂

13:55 this is so perfectly sinked with the music. Flawless

that german guy was actually tilted tho.

This is great. Please put out more content on youtube

Fun fact: The highest grossing video game of all time is World of Warcraft. It has generated more than $10 billion dollars since it was launched.

Love the music Giru, very nostalgic!

So... I'm russian and I wanna say that it's the most accurate representation of russians playing videogames. 14:56 - 15:17 10 "ты пахнешь большим какашком" из 10

@earlredclaw1715

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck you

@Garpii

4 жыл бұрын

​@@earlredclaw1715 No fuck u leather man

@start_the_fire

4 жыл бұрын

@@earlredclaw1715 ноу фак ю

@keankolodziejski1605

3 жыл бұрын

Stupid commies

@chaoticcar6231

3 жыл бұрын

@@keankolodziejski1605 I feel the antivax of this one

If I was trolled and memed on by a man listening to Slavic hardbass, I wouldn’t be mad

I just want to say I appreciate the bangers of electro front to back

Damn the tunes man, you even got Faithless in there :D

teacher: How do sound the russian? Giru: 12:52

17:08 made me cry with laughter

Mate you are playing ALL the tunes!! Songs from my teen years :D

I like how your playlist changed from eurodance to hard bass that quick

13:55 that beat drop perfectly dropped when you killed him.

Русский ещё стоит подучить, но по крайней мере хардбасить ты уже умеешь ХD

@BaronDefier1994

4 жыл бұрын

Я работа над моя Русский, это корошо до сих пор.

@YegaSRT

4 жыл бұрын

lawkee awjke ajeawlej aaw awkjekw j l awlawlewlaj w

@lionjonson

4 жыл бұрын

как по мне збс, посмеялся норм. the last person was russian

@AlphariusLoyal

4 жыл бұрын

+ в чат

@AlphariusLoyal

4 жыл бұрын

Чики брики меня убилиXD

my mate said "have you seen giru, hes nuts" like 2 days ago and i happened to get recommended your videos, so glad i did good stuff man its fucken hilarious, much love from Aus xx

Lol this man's channel is a thing of beauty. x'D

this was just too funny watching on twitch

15:13 perfect music sync

This is like that one video where the dad is demonstrating fighting techniques but his son still beans him in all of them.

I remember a while ago you were still able to stab super fast with an axe, people would get so mad over just slowly spamming them to death and there was almost nothing they could do about it.

you're like a dark souls boss, you'll think you're wining but he's just playing with you mentally

@grigoriyefimovichrasputin7897

3 жыл бұрын

That's how you want to play.

"the spoon will deside your fate" "I am the spoon" "not yet" "it's treason then"

I have made a habit to watch this video at least 3 times a week to remind myself of how bad I actually am

The random songs just make this even better

Damn, haven't heard Snap since early 2000's.

3:35 as a german i have to apologize for his behavior

@cooperoos

4 жыл бұрын

It's kinda well deserved

@grigoriyefimovichrasputin7897

3 жыл бұрын

No you do not.

Nice pfp! I've been using it for years. I always get compliments about Castle Crashers

The background playlist is fantastic

Smurfing is probably the lowest form of scumbaggery. "How am i gonna have fun on this game today? I know, ill go ruin the game for people of lower ranks than me, make them not wanna play ever again, and shorten the lifespan of this game. Yea, suh a great idea"

@user-xn3gv4ys9d

3 жыл бұрын

...you do know there high ranks right? he’s smurfing diamonds and shit lmao

@salted2096

3 жыл бұрын

looks like someone faced giru in high ranks today.

@JunebugGaming

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, Giru and people like him are why the game died. That and certain weapons are just unfun to fight.

@salted2096

3 жыл бұрын

@@JunebugGaming because they actively streamed the game in front of hundreds or maybe thousands and showing them how fun the game can be if you put in the effort ?

@JunebugGaming

3 жыл бұрын

@@salted2096 no, because the people playing against him had the Anti Fun, and haven't played the game in 2 months probably. Also yknow, the game is dead atm.

how will the armet plumes ever recover from such a devastating blow?

That first clip is the definition of getting inside somone's head lmao

The amount of mindgames one can pull from not touching their wasd is insane

I can't believe people like this have the audacity to call other people toxic.

@SaintJerry

3 жыл бұрын

He’s literally playing in diamond

13:50 the way the music syncs up

Omg pls make more you inspire me so much bro

perfect timing with the jaws music

13:55 my god was that clean

When will we have “mallet man” take the stand?

excellent music choice for the intro and tiesto as well hotttt

This is like a masterclass in acting.

giru is playing with his food rude AAXXXAAXAXAXA

10:15 this sequence is ridiculous.

I haven't laughed this hard in a minute

Never laughed so much to a Mordhau video.

oh no ! its ezio ahdiotre form ASSASSins crehd

The spoon will decide your fate.

As a russian i laughed so much at this vid dude. Good job

That beat drop with the head was perfect

For all German's here we Know What he said to you 3:36

Classic tunes you're playing there! :D

"I was gonna plug myself" out of context

неужели нормальной русской музыки не нашлось, парашу какую то включил

@Konata228

4 жыл бұрын

Стереотипная русская музыка же, мы у них с хардбассом ассоциируемся изза вирусных видосов на ютюбе

@herrdrizzt9547

4 жыл бұрын

Под что играть в такие игры? Под Метель?

@reagandsed3052

4 жыл бұрын

@@herrdrizzt9547 под Арию

I'm plat 2 and its ridiculous how bad some of these players are in diamond, wtf lmao

@joeblack363

4 жыл бұрын

Then why aren't you ranked higher than them?

@yungdomino4718

4 жыл бұрын

@@joeblack363 since I made this comment I got to diamond lul

@joeblack363

4 жыл бұрын

@@yungdomino4718 about time

@Martial_Autist

4 жыл бұрын

@@joeblack363 Probably because the bad players also get matched with each other, leading to some going up up up. x'D

next level mind games

The music fits in so well

Oh yeah sure look at the armor instead of the playstyle. That'll help determine his experience for sure my dude.

4:04 thats me yo! glad to be famous now - finally some well deserved credit.

dude.. your choice in music is excellent

I feel good about my skill level and then I watch something like this and I wanna quit

this dude deserves more subs

НАРКОТИК НЕ КЛАСС! Я ЕДУ НА ХАРДБАСС!

Give this man a rock

those first guys looked like they were trying way too hard but didn't realize some key aspects of fighting like always looking at the opponent.

"More often than not i will just win 4 rounds then leave the game so the opponent gets the free win" so thats just a blatant lie lmfao

13:54 anyone else notice the music was perfect for the headshot KO?

This is gold

i dont even know what this game is or who this dude is but im still bingeing all of it

ah yes, a giru upload.

I don't understand people that get mad when they are pitted against someone good. How are you supposed to get better if you don't fight people that are good? Who the cares if you lose rank, you gain fighting experience (it's a vidya gaem).

@norXmal

4 жыл бұрын

They get mad because he is in a way higher league than them but also is toying with them and people generally hate smurfs who shows how shit they really are, but I agree to your points fully, you'll learn nothing or learn the wrong things by fighting people who are as shit as you are. but if you want practice, it is way better to be in a voice chat and actually practice together. Was at least very helpful to me in M&B:W.

@vincentdolente7053

4 жыл бұрын

@@norXmal Your ignorance is painful ....

german here, although "hurensohn" does translate to "son of a bitch", it's generally used as a much "harder" insult. that guy was mad. :D

Standing there, *menacingly*