Pirates: Teachers: *Obsessed with finding x*

@smelliott2340

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@TVsMyBeloved

3 жыл бұрын

i hate my life already bruh

@itzroses8065

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao😂😂😂

@bdx8908

3 жыл бұрын

They still didnt find that damn x?

@Wishhuhhh

3 жыл бұрын

Curse the x

Scientists: "As a student, you need 8-10 hours of sleep to function properly" School: "8-10 = -2"

@samuelzachariah8739

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated!!!!!

@nurlanio4664

3 жыл бұрын

So true

@todorokisfavouriteobject9109

3 жыл бұрын

I have been up all night doing revision and homework and trying to upload videos on time so I relate!

@espariacreations

3 жыл бұрын

That's it, everyone, this comment is the winner. We can all turn off KZread now

@lichtheelumbu1698

3 жыл бұрын

Quick maths

I just made up this meme Teacher: correct me if i’m wrong Student: *corrects her* Teacher: I miss the part where thats my problem

@that0n3child22

3 жыл бұрын

I LITERALLY DID THAT- I CORRECTED MY TEACHER ONCE DURING CLASS AND SHE ASKED ME IN A FREAKIN HARSH TONE, “ok but why did you correct me?” DJCBUNDJSNO

@Zara-dc7lf

3 жыл бұрын

OMG YESS

@sapphia4612

3 жыл бұрын

My teacher is like yes why did you speak in middle

@quandaledingle6949

3 жыл бұрын

420 Limkes

What my school expects when it’s a drill: *straight file lines* What it actually is: *nonstop bumping into each other*

@anonymooseuser2150

3 жыл бұрын

Lol I’m high

Teachers: scolding the whole class because “LOTS” of kids were being loud. The 99% of students who were quiet the entire time: The 1% of students making a lot of noise:

@madijohn18

3 жыл бұрын

Then you all have sit quietly for the rest of the class because of THAT kid

@memejuice8538

3 жыл бұрын

@@static-scribblez ikr it pisses me off, how hard is it to just SHUT UP for a few minutes? I like to talk but I atleast know when to

@goofinson

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/m3is2M-Cha_Ydqg.html

@madijohn18

3 жыл бұрын

@kingston hayes You know that’s a smart idea. Like where you’re going with that one.

@therealmagmalord3479

3 жыл бұрын

Yep

Teacher: Why we drink water? Me: Because we can't eat it Teacher: *Detention*

@bahrudinahsanuliman5294

3 жыл бұрын

Why sir i mean thats logical

@sofiaahmad2488

3 жыл бұрын

@@bahrudinahsanuliman5294 Yep, it is true

@beckyfrost1986

3 жыл бұрын

I WHEEZED-

@ariesspring1949

3 жыл бұрын

@@bahrudinahsanuliman5294 yeah lol

@yossyasmey8245

3 жыл бұрын

And then you get that feeling.... wHy dIdNt I tHinK oF ThAt?

It’s scary how true these are

@eggman3104

2 жыл бұрын

It’s ok I don’t have plans to sleep tonight.

@Dargondy

2 жыл бұрын

@@eggman3104 same

@eggman3104

2 жыл бұрын

@@Dargondy hah I just got online

@LemonMan-nq2qc

2 жыл бұрын

Memenade must be rigging our life

Regular school: *Forced to listen to teacher.* Online school: Me hovering over the leave button in a zoom meet: The power I hold...

@amyness3452

3 жыл бұрын

You don't even have to. Just mute Zoom and watch KZread or something.

@ochacouraraka219

3 жыл бұрын

My teacher: sees when you enter or leave Me who knows how to mute and turn of camera: you may have outsmarted me, but I outsmarted your outsmarting.

@ochacouraraka219

3 жыл бұрын

@Teiko K sameee

@giac6676

3 жыл бұрын

nice one man so underrated XD

@oldstyle5114

3 жыл бұрын

@@amyness3452 Ah yes, literally me nearly every time

Is 3 a lot? Teacher: In dollars, no. Minutes late to class, yes.

@aagg83

3 жыл бұрын

I got another. School: Hours of study, no. Hours of sleep, yes

@armaan6a421

3 жыл бұрын

Is 1 a lot? Teacher: Dollars? No Minutes of sleep? yes

@semgeurts4653

3 жыл бұрын

I would like your comment but it is on 69 currently so I am sorry 😔

@ligitanims6840

3 жыл бұрын

is 1 a lot? depends in the context pieces of chocolate no days absent from school yes

@Jrgosman

3 жыл бұрын

No no. It's 0.0000000000000000000003 seconds.

What gives people feelings of power Money Status Not getting nervous during project

@kawienaawie8283

3 жыл бұрын

Me who got the hang of the maths.

@Operator_Spartan

3 жыл бұрын

I fixed the 666 likes

@Noone-tz1qs

3 жыл бұрын

So

Me: How do I get a job? Teacher: Define an isotope Me: *BRUH*

@hellstorm3132

3 жыл бұрын

LEL I am Like,I am Gonna Whop Your Isoptope

@mehtadeepika78

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂, but seriously how the hell will it help me like seriously

@tarunvasudeva6159

2 жыл бұрын

An isotope is a variation of an element that has a different number of neutrons and therefore a different mass number than the original element which has the same number of protons and neutrons.

@mehtadeepika78

2 жыл бұрын

@@tarunvasudeva6159 Well knew that but it's kinda a joke and this is killing the vibe

@epicortonotepic8314

2 жыл бұрын

Well the job teaches you how to do it....

Schools: “Don’t make noise during an emergency” What schools think will happen: Student: Coughs Fire: “I’m coming, kids!”

My bed when I go to sleep: H A R D MY bed When I Have Get Up For School: C O M F Y

@abandonedaccountstopfillin9908

3 жыл бұрын

Strange that never happens to me

@erniethewalrus9276

3 жыл бұрын

@@abandonedaccountstopfillin9908 *Impossible*

@segon.

3 жыл бұрын

S A M E

@f.b.i7444

3 жыл бұрын

It’s happens to me all the time

@abandonedaccountstopfillin9908

3 жыл бұрын

@@erniethewalrus9276 well maybe its because I'm new to the meme community

Student: we need 8 hours of sleep! Also student: *sleeps till 4 am*

@doges56_yt10

3 жыл бұрын

Never have I ever found something offensive that I 100% agree with.

@theveiledone

3 жыл бұрын

@@doges56_yt10 same

@bosniencommie1202

3 жыл бұрын

True

@hanimacchi

3 жыл бұрын

*doesnt sleep

@theveiledone

3 жыл бұрын

@@hanimacchi correct

I bet every one literally EVERYONE has heard this: The bell does not dismiss you, I desmiss you

@urmom-yc6zy

3 жыл бұрын

i do* but yh

@kevingamer16kevin61

3 жыл бұрын

UHH OHH LIFE DOESN'T DISMISS US TEACHERS DOES EVERY TEACHER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH TRIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDD

@kumikohyuga8819

3 жыл бұрын

LOL YES

@elijxh3578

3 жыл бұрын

The Teacher: The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do Me: If it doesn't dismiss us, the it doesn't determine when we get there

@leonshamalla05

3 жыл бұрын

What’s the bell for???!!

Teacher in virtual class: Put the phone down Me: *Make me*

@Valiant_

3 жыл бұрын

Little did you know the teacher was right behind you

@jessicaruiz4789

3 жыл бұрын

Isbluewolf oof 😓

@gwendalynpeterson5739

3 жыл бұрын

@@Valiant_ plot twist: the teacher is your mom

@Bloobinton

3 жыл бұрын

@@gwendalynpeterson5739 HOLY CR---

@Bloobinton

3 жыл бұрын

@Mr. OG HOW MANY TIMES WILL MY MOM GET DIVORED!?

Schools: Exist All depression ever: "Evil laughing"

Students: Is 20 a lot? Teachers: Of pages of homework no Also Teachers: Of hours wasting my time teaching you... yes.. yes it is

@idk-cd4ws

3 жыл бұрын

Y'all be grateful y'all get paid

@arcanemusic1899

3 жыл бұрын

@@idk-cd4ws lol

@kirstieturton5371

3 жыл бұрын

@@idk-cd4ws lol my teachers are weird like why do I need 5 maths teachers swapping lessons from algibra to linea sequences to instances maths shit that NO ONE understands!

The nurse: ice packs cure everything!

@kumikohyuga8819

3 жыл бұрын

fr

@B58-Minecraft

3 жыл бұрын

No, the milk cures everything. It can cure poison or skin decaying and rotting too.

@SirAU

Жыл бұрын

​@@B58-Minecraft You're a man of Minecraft, I see.

Teacher: ask me if you have any problem with the test Student: can you clarify instructions Teacher:read it again

@heidihull5390

3 жыл бұрын

gee thanks teach XD

@captainteemo2560

3 жыл бұрын

so true

@amienguyen9824

3 жыл бұрын

nobody: the entire class when the gym teacher joins in dodgeball: R U N

@nikironagisaki8591

3 жыл бұрын

👁️ 👄 👁️ 💧 💧

My teacher: lets us do games when we have freetime instead of a pop-quiz Everyone: *you are a good man. Thank you.*

@abandonedaccountstopfillin9908

3 жыл бұрын

I don't think that is a meme but what do I know I'm not depressed

@pike239

3 жыл бұрын

Huh in my school that is usually on the last day of the 9 weeks

@marisamaknolia2718

3 жыл бұрын

What if the teacher was female?

@bluemartian9642

3 жыл бұрын

@@abandonedaccountstopfillin9908 it is, the meme shows somebody hugging someone else in the snow.

@katyar3403

3 жыл бұрын

@@abandonedaccountstopfillin9908 um ok sir

Me: How do I pay taxes? How do I buy a house? Schools: *So here's the 1st ever newspaper headline..*

@kevinnguyen3087

2 жыл бұрын

*GET THIS MAN AN OSCAR AWARD*

Teacher: says we can have some free time before we go home Teacher: explains what we have to do for homework during the time we were supposed to have free time The whole class:

Bully: hits me Teacher: meh Me: hits bully back Teacher: detention

@ladyalicent705

3 жыл бұрын

The worst part is when they tell you to ‘toughen up’ and you get detention for following instructions.

@Matthew-0619

3 жыл бұрын

@@ladyalicent705 the teachers are such assholes at bullies punishment

@Howsyourday207

3 жыл бұрын

Mr chaos SO TRUE

@bif6249

3 жыл бұрын

Fax

@emma3923

3 жыл бұрын

how DARE you use self defence, only BULLYS are allowed to punch around here

When your name is in a math problem: Me: that’s right losers I brought 94 watermelons Edit: *back off the watermelons are mine >:)*

@mariaangelesdhinosolango9103

3 жыл бұрын

94 watermelons, I’m the 94th like 🤣🤣🤣

@gerardnonis8308

3 жыл бұрын

true XD

@dairy99

3 жыл бұрын

hahahah lmao..can i have one?

@gerardnonis8308

3 жыл бұрын

@@dairy99 yeah me too you have so much give it to us

@dairy99

3 жыл бұрын

@@gerardnonis8308 literally i m taking those water-melons and openin' a shop XD

When they say no eating during zoom me with my camera off: 🙄✋🍟

@karlrudd8914

3 жыл бұрын

WTF kinda difference does it make? Being well fed helps you concentrate so I munch and work all the time. Schools need to get with the program

@Akashathesilentassassin

3 жыл бұрын

@@karlrudd8914 Same lol

@giac6676

3 жыл бұрын

XD same

@theonewhoruinedyourday64

3 жыл бұрын

Me: *takes ziplock bag* *fills ziplock bag with water* *freezes ziplock bag* Me in online class: *C R U N C H C R U N C H* Teacher: Don't eat in class Me: *Ice crunching intensifies*

@Akashathesilentassassin

3 жыл бұрын

@@theonewhoruinedyourday64 XD

Us: How do we do taxes, How do we get a job, How do we buy a house, How do we invest? School: Johnny has 5 apples.

@kumikohyuga8819

3 жыл бұрын

fr

Teachers: is it my fault kids have depression? Also Teachers: no, it must be phones and video games!

@bluehoodieguy7568

3 жыл бұрын

@Nyan Cat tell THAT to the TEACHERS and PARENTS 🙄

@ben73606

3 жыл бұрын

@Nyan Cat yea i often get shout by my parents for still up 12.00 at night i got a headache because of that plus school is giving me nonstop homework i play at my phone after i finish homework it make me relax

@everiax7097

3 жыл бұрын

@Nyan Cat *yes*

@Joshduff2007

3 жыл бұрын

100th like

@sefasauruzrex6151

3 жыл бұрын

This is why I cut my self

My sleeping schedule during summer: **stronk** My sleeping schedule during school: *"I don't always sleep, but when I do it's when I'm not supposed to."*

@david_ga8490

3 жыл бұрын

What does stronk mean

@Mellow_Wellow0

3 жыл бұрын

@@david_ga8490 strong ;-;

@natty_wafer8306

3 жыл бұрын

why u making this ";-;" face there's nothing to ";-;" about.

@Mellow_Wellow0

3 жыл бұрын

@@natty_wafer8306 *;-; bruh it's just an emoticon-*

**In my old school** Girls whispering in class : *gets detention* Boys in class: *whispers* The Teacher: *unsee*

@namitamatarilahajal1774

3 жыл бұрын

Well the opposite is happening now

Bell- RiNgGgGgGgGgGgGg Teacher-The bell don’t dismiss you I DO Me-then why is it there

@ruthgold683

3 жыл бұрын

HONESTLY. like don't even waste your breath Mrs. Johnson, they made them for a reason now let us go

Teacher: the test will be easy. A test which was only in black color( xerox ): which one is red? A.■ B.■ C.■ D.■

@skulltrain8606

3 жыл бұрын

D?

@meguminwithagun9587

3 жыл бұрын

A?

@williambarton190

3 жыл бұрын

Actually, they are all rainbow if you zoom in.

@joe-xo3ty

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@houioh9832

3 жыл бұрын

G

“Ight ima head out” Teacher: “no the bell does not dismiss you” “Then why does it decide when I arrive? Class: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@kamrynsmart9151

3 жыл бұрын

nice

@TripexLND

3 жыл бұрын

plot twist Teacher: *pulls up glasses* BC U NEEDA BE IN THESE DOORS WHEN THE BELL RINGS

@_la.paura.del.buio_

3 жыл бұрын

@@TripexLND meh

@iheartdreadheadssss

3 жыл бұрын

@@TripexLND OOP the whole class again: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@izmizcha955

3 жыл бұрын

BURNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Me: Hey teacher can I go return my book? Teacher: Sure! *returns book and checks out next book in series* Teacher: I only said you could RETURN the book. Go see the principal.

0:29 Howtobasics fridge REVEALED!!

No one: Literally No One: Speaker: MiToChOnDrEeAh

Math test be like: Rick bought 27 bags of chips, and 15 sodas, he drinks 11 sodas and eats 20 chips, what does he have now? My brain D I A B E T E S

@theonewhoruinedyourday64

3 жыл бұрын

*D I A B E E T U S

@theonewhoruinedyourday64

3 жыл бұрын

(BTW chips don't cause diabetes, they don't affect your sugar levels. But the amount of salt in 20 bags of chips would mean the right answer is 'funeral'.)

@ktwobjk2141

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks man I just got an A+ plus plus plus and my brain deard.☺☺☺☺

@jokerpoker4531

3 жыл бұрын

4sodas and 26 unopened bag of chips and 1 opened bag of chips

@ktwobjk2141

3 жыл бұрын

@@theonewhoruinedyourday64 nerd

The guy in math problems probably be crazy but rich-

Nobody: Me during maths: I'm doing 1000 calculations per second and they're all wrong

@angrycinnamontoast794

3 жыл бұрын

Hmmm

@ramz4317

3 жыл бұрын

@@angrycinnamontoast794 Ah we have the same profile picture, Noice

@shoop261

3 жыл бұрын

Ur pfp reminded me to eat my cereal before it expires, ur a good man, thank you

@ender4344

3 жыл бұрын

Lol yeah

@creativename773

3 жыл бұрын

Thats me

teachers: *leaves class for 0.0000000000000000001 milliseconds* class: LETS FLIP SOME DESKS (Cap.U meme)

@sweatypineapple4411

3 жыл бұрын

@@HatsuneMonke lol

@doommarine2165

3 жыл бұрын

64 likes? A stack of likes

@arandomstranger2348

3 жыл бұрын

who ruined 69 likes

@ray_aesthetixx

3 жыл бұрын

I- *i love this*

@billybigbonts422

3 жыл бұрын

284 L I K E S ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ?

Me: * knows everything for the test * My brain when I’m taking the test: ight ima head out

@theonewhoruinedyourday64

3 жыл бұрын

I went from 1st to 9th grade without studying for exams

I love the memes about not getting enough sleep. Don’t act like you didn’t slack off all day after school, only to start doing the assignment at 11:30pm.

@amyness3452

3 жыл бұрын

My teachers literally assign 5 hours of homework, 6 if you want it to be A+ material, and I have to be at school before 7 in the morning. With our stupid bus system I have to be out of the house at 5:45. I get home at around 4:30. I don't get enough sleep.

@agentsus3032

3 жыл бұрын

Right. I go to bed at 10:00pm every day. I have problems faing asleep, so I don't actually fall asleep until around midnight. Then I have to get up at 6 (although my brain decides no more sleep around 5) so that I can make it to the bus (before 2020 of course). So no, its not actually my fault.

teacher: is late by 15 minutes also the teacher: iiiiiiit issssss what it iiiiiis me: is 0.000001 seconds late teacher: "so you have chosen death..."

@mahimmarufuzzaman3588

3 жыл бұрын

Bro same thing happened to me in high school, and I got my grade deducted by 5%

@spiderworld384

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@W072

3 жыл бұрын

@@mahimmarufuzzaman3588 since when does being a bit late to 1 class deduct ur grade

@Purplegirl-cc6ng

3 жыл бұрын

PFTTTTTT

@mahimmarufuzzaman3588

3 жыл бұрын

@@W072 Some teachers from my high school did that

Parents : what did you learn at school? Me : Dumb ways to die~ so many dumb ways die~

@aquaplustt

3 жыл бұрын

So underrated needs to have more likes 🤣

@Shiz.N.Giggles

3 жыл бұрын

True and ATTACK IN TITAN PROFILE PIC REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

@luvxellqz

3 жыл бұрын

Dumb Ways To Die I-I So Many Dumb Ways To Die~

Teacher : you have to treat this like your second home!!! Also teacher : No putting your legs on the table! This is NOT your home! Me : AHEM

Everyone: flipping out because of kahoot Me: Gimkit *Return of the King*

Fun Fact: If a teacher holds you after school because the class wasn’t silent you can get her arrested because it broke Corporate Punishment laws. Btw beating a child with a paddle because they got an answer wrong on the test is legal in the eyes of corporate punishment, but is illegal in abuse

@alxphx

3 жыл бұрын

if your teacher doesn't grade your assignments before the end of the quarter, you can take legal action or something idk. Me with a 75.78 percent in science because of ungraded assignments:

@Dckinggambo_real

3 жыл бұрын

not in nigeria it's not!

@einmemekonig7626

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t mind if i do

@einmemekonig7626

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dckinggambo_real f

@Dckinggambo_real

3 жыл бұрын

@@einmemekonig7626 CHHHHHHHAAAAAAA!!!😮😮😮

My teacher be like: Kid drinking water during the class: Calm Kid drinking anything else during the class: Panik

@shreayyy9473

3 жыл бұрын

Opaque bottles: allow me to introduce myself

@veenakhanna3233

3 жыл бұрын

Teacher realising it us apple juice:calm Student acting weird after 10 minutes after finishing the bottle: panic Me : *STONKS*:/

@frogopia902

3 жыл бұрын

Kalm*

@misshope8297

3 жыл бұрын

Not even drinking water here lmfao

@chloeschristmas5965

3 жыл бұрын

Me: *eats off screen and says that my camera is at its lowest point* 👌🏽✨ Jkjk don’t do that guys ;-;

My mom: what did you learn at school today? Me: apparently not enough I have to go back tomorrow 😭

And then there’s me a homeschooler, sitting here trying to figure out what it’s like to go to a public school and wondering how so many people can stand it.

@worldtrucker2243

3 жыл бұрын

WE CANT

@josephray6264

2 жыл бұрын

we stand because of friends, the rest are bullshit to me

Teacher : Why haven’t you done your homework? Me: I didn’t have time! Teacher: There is no excuse! Next day* Teacher: Do you have your homework? Me: Here it is Teacher: *Nothing Me: *Struggling to stay awake in the lesson Teacher: You should sleep more instead of sleeping in class!

@lewisdaniels1083

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@skulltrain8606

3 жыл бұрын

....you had time to type this.

@david_ga8490

3 жыл бұрын

I've seen this twice Something is wrong, I can feel it

Me in the middle of class: “May I go to the bathroom?” The teacher: “You should have gone between classes.” Well I’m sorry my bladder doesn’t have a schedule.

@yangjeongin4053

3 жыл бұрын

Lol HAHAHAHA

@heidihull5390

3 жыл бұрын

XD

@peachyblox3483

3 жыл бұрын

PFFFFBAHAHAHAHA

@david_ga8490

3 жыл бұрын

The worst is when teachers do not give you permission to go between classes Me: dude WTF

@sludge3131

3 жыл бұрын

@@david_ga8490 Your teachers do that?

**Tornado Alert** Alarm: *Goes Off* Teacher: “Now Class, we are going to go down to the basement in a SINGLE FILE LINE.” Tornado: *hehe I’m boutta end this teacher’s career*

As a smart kid, I can tell you that, in my experience, schools pay way more attention to the kids who don't understand the material. When I was in sixth grade, my class's average math score was around Kindergarten level and I was around seventh or eight grade. Our math teacher literally got out math blocks and had us add and subtract blocks like they do in Kindergarten.

Me: Uses incorrect method to calculate and gets the right answer Teacher: Oh no ur not getting any marks for that 😈😈

@idk-cd4ws

3 жыл бұрын

I hate those old memories

@James-tn9lf

3 жыл бұрын

I just want you to know I'm a fan

@gurzeenatkhanna446

3 жыл бұрын

one time I used a method from youtube for a maths answer in the test but my techer didn't give me any marks for it even though it was the correct answer

@DarkDisasters_

3 жыл бұрын

The "You got the right answer, but used the wrong method, so I can only give you half credit" crap too.

Teacher: let’s do a Kahoot! Tomorrow Students: studies hard ‘When kahoot starts’ -students be competitive- Me: help

1:00 this is relatable i once shoved a crayon in a shitty pencil sharpener teacher was furious went to the office helped me get it out and I went back to class lmao

"schools only take action when you fight back" my teacher who sprinted across a f^ucking oval because someone was getting choked:*anger intesifis*

Nobody: Me after every meme: CAN RELATE

Miss: *Asks a question* Me: A- Miss: *interrupts* Wrong. Next student. Student: *my same answer* Miss: Right! Your so smart. Me: 😐😲

@liyajk_007

3 жыл бұрын

So right!!

@therealmagmalord3479

3 жыл бұрын

Well, that will never be correct then.

@oioioioioi994

3 жыл бұрын

That sort of happened in my class, the teacher asked a question and somebody said 'you take the 5 and put it there', and the teacher said it was wrong, and then somebody else said 'you carry the 5 and put it there' and the teacher said it was right.

@kokonut.K

3 жыл бұрын

This happend multiple times in my class and the excuse of the teacher was ALWAYS "oh sorry I didn't hear you" ;-;

Me: *forgets to bring book* Teacher: Do YoU fOrGeT tO eAt LuNcH? Also teacher: *forgets to bring our exam papers*

How schools expect you to leave when hell literally arives *perfect synchronisation*

Teacher: There is no reason you shouldn’t get 100 on the test, all the answers are there in the article The test: To find the answer to this question, please inference

@bagelbob3979

3 жыл бұрын

omg the essays are dumb its like what does the word the convey when ___ is talking to ____ write a 5 paged essay on that

Teacher: “There are three states of matter. Solid, Liquid and Gas” The kid with a big brain: you forgot plasma... And Bose-Einstein condensate, Supercritical fluid, Excitation, Degenerate matter, Fermionic condensate, Superconductivity, superfluid, Supersolid, quantum spin liquid, heavy fermion material, String-net liquid, Dropleton, Jahn-Teller metal, Time crystals and Rydberh poleron.

@hay6444

3 жыл бұрын

Rip I only knew plasma and Bose Einstein condensate However with this information I am unstoppable

@auromira8840

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine getting detention for telling 15 states of matter. ;-;

@shrivathssansurendarakumar4443

3 жыл бұрын

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science, literally?

@-cookiezila-461

3 жыл бұрын

U should have mixed up the order u said the states of matter, because now I know u got them from Wikipedia

@dancingbannana5187

3 жыл бұрын

@@-cookiezila-461 :) I just needed it to remember the spelling

School: teaching some random shits for 12 years Adult fails to get a job: sometimes I question, why did I spent 12 years in school?

I just thought of one: Student: can I go to the bathroom? Teachers: no,you should of gone when it was your break. Also teachers: *call the office to send someone to watch the class cuz they need to go to the bathroom.* like BISH WHAT?-

@brandonn.pieters2147

3 жыл бұрын

And this is so true that it makes me mad

@Daze-qi1hl

3 жыл бұрын

@@brandonn.pieters2147 it makes me so mad, if we can't go then they shouldn't ethier. They're getting paid to be there we aren't. 😒

Teacher: RIGHT YOUR NOTES DOWN AND STUDY IT RIGHT AFTER FOR YOUR TESTS. the test: *shows something totally different from what was taught* School: *tries to hurt students * Corona: *beats up school for hurting students* Zoom: I actually exist

@ashmellow78

3 жыл бұрын

i like number 1

@tempest5130

3 жыл бұрын

the school called reinforcements 😑😭😭

@user-er2kz9gl2x

3 жыл бұрын

Hotel: Trivago

@mishacrown9482

3 жыл бұрын

@Taylor Nixon lol

@mackveinzfernandez1149

3 жыл бұрын

@Taylor Nixon what about cyber bullies?

Teacher in online class: "You can't eat in class" Me: "this isn't class,but *online* class" Teacher: I'm gonna do like I didn't heard that

@david_ga8490

3 жыл бұрын

School Art Online *STILL SPELLS S.A.O.* XDDDD

@nuuhuuh

3 жыл бұрын

@@david_ga8490 XD

@david_ga8490

3 жыл бұрын

@@kakamua2666 Juu Roku years old here :P

@winnie7922

3 жыл бұрын

My science and social studies teachers are actually nice and let us eat since we are home

@todorokisfavouriteobject9109

3 жыл бұрын

*Me in online classes* : Turns off camera, now foooood!!

Project: *due tommorow* not started yet Me: *watching sum memes in youtube*

when your name is in a book every 1st grader staring at you intensifies

Teacher: The test will be super easy Paper: Orange is a... 1. Colour 2. Fruit

@ash3d28

3 жыл бұрын

Thats too frickin difficult for me to process

@gachatriannachannel7579

3 жыл бұрын

I laughed way too hard at this-

@Sparse301

3 жыл бұрын

Both

@Fyrefly26710

3 жыл бұрын

Orange is a colour because actually orange(fruit) is green

@mrkitloin

3 жыл бұрын

Well if we’re being literal, its named after the fruit/tree. When the french were discovering things they named all fruits “apples” so potatoes were “ground apples” and oranges were “apples of the orange tree” so technically none of the above, the correct answer is tree

Students: don’t get homework for a day Also students: “somethings wrong I can feel it” Edit: checked back on this 3 months later; 1k likes!? thank you so much this is the most I’ve ever got!!!

@gigigaou

3 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry, this isn't funny

@maxdad1590

3 жыл бұрын

Im sorry your not funny

@hannahbanana613

3 жыл бұрын

Usually happens when there is a surprise test the next day. Also NaryCat you have no reason to say this

@wobblyorbee279

3 жыл бұрын

I think NaryCat and Max Dad is the same person, and they try to make a chain but they fail HAH YOU LOSE NARYCAT

@wobblyorbee279

3 жыл бұрын

And also NaryCat, memes is different with jokes

Schools: You need a decent amount of sleep and no stress. Also schools: EXAMS NEED TO BE FINISHED BY TOMORROW, WRITE A 2000 PAGE ESSAY THATS DUE TODAY

“When your group does a horrible presentation but its over” *Galaxy Fold Advert*

me: does good in math coronavirus: ima bout to end this mans whole career

@tillyandlillgaming

3 жыл бұрын

true so true

@tacticalfall4505

3 жыл бұрын

Me, but everything except math and German

@arstizen919

3 жыл бұрын

YES

every one can relate to this **bell rings** students- TIME TO GO HOM- teacher- the bell doesn't dismiss you I do

@JustaDislikeButton

3 жыл бұрын

@@BlueNinja106 to remind the teacher

@mrkitloin

3 жыл бұрын

If the bell doesnt dismiss me than it doesnt tell me when i show up to your class

@Vision_D2

3 жыл бұрын

lmao yep

@Vision_D2

3 жыл бұрын

@@mrkitloin lol

@winnie7922

3 жыл бұрын

@@mrkitloin you are the true god

The amount of sleep jokes in this is ✨Astronomical✨ and they are all correct

Everyone stressing at school for a week: 😭 Me,absent for the week zip lining: 😎

The meme: saying kids don't get enough sleep because of school Reality: we aren't getting enough sleep because we're all watching this meme

@dotwaves.

3 жыл бұрын

Plz ST*U boomer.

@tryit1804

3 жыл бұрын

Joyti S wdym?

@dotwaves.

3 жыл бұрын

@@tryit1804 he's just criticizing the meme. So I made him into a meme lol. Also every1 no offense lol.🤣

@tryit1804

3 жыл бұрын

Joyti S it sounded nothing like a joke.

@dallask3097

3 жыл бұрын

@@dotwaves. You make it sound like it isnt true

Student: arm falls off Nurse: I C E

EXACTLY! I knew I wasn't the only one that thought that WALKING in a SINGLE FILE LINE was the stupidest way to leave a BURNING BUILDING.

*Bell rings* Me: *Starts to leave class* My teacher: “The bell does not dismiss you, I do.” Me: “Then why tf do we have a bell?!?”

@winnie7922

3 жыл бұрын

Me: but why is it called the DISMISSAL BELL if it doesn’t dismiss us

@daveshusband2606

3 жыл бұрын

@@winnie7922 it is?, Maybe that's the American way of saying it, we just call it bell ring in the uk

@winnie7922

3 жыл бұрын

@@daveshusband2606 there is like an arrival bell for when you need to get to class, a tardy bell for when you are five minutes late to class, and the dismissal bell which marks the end of class and time to go to our lockers

@daveshusband2606

3 жыл бұрын

@@winnie7922 *you guys have lockers???*

@winnie7922

3 жыл бұрын

@@daveshusband2606 yeah but most people done use them because the locks would fall off sometimes and they were an inconvenience, most propel used locker time to talk with friends and go to class

Me: Wants to get more than 1 hour of sleep My teacher: How bout no

Teachers be like *"THE BELL DOESN'T DISMISS YOU,* **I** *DO!"*

@R4inb0WGUTZ_d0tz1p

3 жыл бұрын

𝗜

My school: you need to get 8 hours of sleep. Me: ok cool My school: so your homework today is this pile of papers and my taxs Me: but you just said

Teacher: Acidentally gives 20+ points on a math test Class: -Silent- That one kid: TeAcHeR! YoU gAVe uS exTrA poInTs bY misTakE. -Teacher Deletes Points-

@xati-fc1bs

3 жыл бұрын

Yea thats annoying

@aronkiv

3 жыл бұрын

thats probably the snitch

How Generations affected school: The 1900's Gen: Disciplined, teacher's allowed to take physical punishment, no parents complaining. The 2000's: Yelling(illegal)/Giving Punishment(illegal, only exercise punishment is allowed which is worst ;-;)/Parents arguing about how AwEsOMe tHeIr ChIlD wAs.

@jessicaarntson4666

3 жыл бұрын

Ok boomer

@skyandluna5642

3 жыл бұрын

@@jessicaarntson4666 you're using okay boomer wrong

@lewisdaniels1083

3 жыл бұрын

@@jessicaarntson4666 Wtf ???

@az3253

3 жыл бұрын

there's some truth in this statement as well tbh. I don't want to be a boomer or something, but cooperation must be from both sides.

What I learn at school: how to divide numbers with decimals When what I learn at school helps me in life: Calculators: why do useless math lessons like dividing numbers with decimals exist when we exist?

Teacher when a kid gets bullied:😐 Teachers when somebody has there hood up:Peace was never an option

Teacher: Whats the answer Student: I dont understand Teacher: Thats cause you were not paying attention Student:..... em no I actually dont understand learn the difference.

@ashmellow78

3 жыл бұрын

this is so relatable wtf

@Chlno_07

3 жыл бұрын

@@MajinDeleto fr?

@aquilamicaela7353

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@todorokisfavouriteobject9109

3 жыл бұрын

Relatable

Teacher: Today, we will learn about matter. there are three states. The kid who knows about plasma: *The Expert* The kid who knows about Bose-Einstein condensate: You may have outsmarted me, but I outsmarted your outsmarting!

@-cookiezila-461

3 жыл бұрын

The kid that knows about degenerate matter: There is another I swear degenerate matter is a thing

@mr.depthleviathan5425

3 жыл бұрын

@@-cookiezila-461 The kid who knows about superfluids, superconductors, ionized plasma, fermionic condensate, and quark-gluton plasma: *HEY.*

@Ryyn_-fu6tt

3 жыл бұрын

I have no idea what ya'll r talking about cos I'm in yr 7

@Ryyn_-fu6tt

3 жыл бұрын

@@mr.depthleviathan5425 idk any of those

@Ryyn_-fu6tt

3 жыл бұрын

@@-cookiezila-461 idk that

Some of these seriously had me CRYING😂😂💀

Teacher: says that you should finish all you’re homework by 8 pm Teacher: posts an assignment at 8:30 pm The whole class: 🥺 😫 Teacher: did you finish you’re homework? The whole class: wdym

Yeah, the worst one for me was the whole "If you finish your homework early, I'm going to give you extra work" The reason for a generation of lazy, procrastinating, minimal effort workers For the record, this sentiment, whatever situation you're in, chores, work, school, friendship, this is one of the fastest ways to destroy someone's morale and ambition

we did it bois, we are early

@sntjames988

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@abandonedaccountstopfillin9908

3 жыл бұрын

Ok ill be honest you depressed meemers are very alien to me not gana lie

@thebois3028

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@deliq25

3 жыл бұрын

After 2 h

@bobbiesevern6839

3 жыл бұрын

?

"Is orange a color or a fruit?" "well, it depends on the context. A color? Yes. A fruit? Yes."

This is a great video, love the memes

School during online lectures : We'll have to switch to Google Meet as Zoom requires money Literally the entire student body: Yay! school going broke. Now student and school on the same level :)

Students: gets late by 0.0001 seconds: Schools: *A N G E R Y* Teachers: get late by 72,820 years Schools: kalm

Getting out school 2019: *don’t go to school* Getting out school 2021: *turn everything off*