me: *leaves pen for 0.00000001 milliseconds* pen: hippity hoppity, i’m no longer ur property

@oxeanpotter8845

4 жыл бұрын

SOOO TRUE THE AMOUNT OF MONEY I SPEND ON REPLACING PENS IS UNREALLL

@lindystatham1534

4 жыл бұрын

Oxean Potter hahahaha

@ppthroat

4 жыл бұрын

what about nanosecond?

@connor1966

4 жыл бұрын

Me: looks the other way if my pencil Pencil: aight imma head out

@hyper9431

4 жыл бұрын

Sid Lopez smaller then a millisecond

Quiet kid:*dances in the stairs* Me who watched joker :*sweats nervously*

@salihackgoz9725

4 жыл бұрын

Gazza Al farisyi Oh You Not Must Combine the class with thatkid

@mourning_j3132

4 жыл бұрын

Oh god no..

@notYourBro44

4 жыл бұрын

@Juan Cortez Muro Just give up already, you goddamn swine, and get off of KZread if you're going to keep it up! Omfg.

@elainad6728

4 жыл бұрын

It was time for Thomas leave. He had seen everything.

@sofeanur3864

4 жыл бұрын

@Juan Cortez Muro nah

student: *getting bullied* teacher: *does nothing* student: *defends themself* teacher: so, imagine the nerves

@keandras8584

4 жыл бұрын

Miawny theif

@HeyILoveThis

4 жыл бұрын

@@keandras8584 no u- and i know everyone erote this- so im not the only thief

@potatoman7028

3 жыл бұрын

​@@keandras8584 can ppl stop with this comments seriously why every joke i see there is reply says theif stolen LIKE WHO CARES IF A JOKE GETS STOLEN THE REASON OF A JOKE IS TO SHARE IT WITH OTHERS NOT ONLY ONE PARSON CAN SAY THE JOKE ?

@ghostlystorm8396

3 жыл бұрын

@@potatoman7028 yep ur right idk what else to say about this lol

@txcalxy3309

2 жыл бұрын

@@potatoman7028 THANK YOUUUUUUUU 😤 PPL THESE DAYSSSSSS WTF 🤬

Me: *winning an argument against my teacher* My teacher: _oh, so you have chosen death_

@rhydershepherd8179

4 жыл бұрын

R7playz this is the description of my sisters AP teacher when I heard a recording she had of an argument in her class and the kid got sent out

@EmoFemboyHunter69

4 жыл бұрын

69th like

@zyanego3170

4 жыл бұрын

*So you have chosen test

@user-zj5hf6jg4c

3 жыл бұрын

How did you type "oh, so you have chosen death" like this?-

@sharmithaa7423

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-zj5hf6jg4c put an underscore before and after the sentence _like this_

Teacher: who would like to teach then? Me: me Me: class dismissed

@renoirrr

4 жыл бұрын

I hope you are in my class this year now

@fizzidrink3379

4 жыл бұрын

Anjali ikr

@inanjarif1388

4 жыл бұрын

I remember in 5th grade when the teacher scolded me because I wasn't paying attention(don't blame me,it was English class;English is easy),and she told me to take the class instead,if it wasn't so hard of a task. I did,in fact,teach the class,and after around 5 minutes,the teacher took back the whiteboard marker from me. Later on,I realized that I wasn't actually told to give the lecture.

@angela_whatever5876

4 жыл бұрын

I said this on meepcity 😂😂😂😂 Oml we have the same mind

@fizzidrink3379

4 жыл бұрын

Assasinated Angel I tried this at school and got pass T^T it was yesterday Tho

European schools: no running in the hallways American schools: no full auto in building

@epiclyepicwill

4 жыл бұрын

jojo Patrol So I can use semi auto?

@cheese6339

4 жыл бұрын

@@epiclyepicwill yea

@unknxwn4220

4 жыл бұрын

@@cheese6339 he got this off of a meme lmao

@shannonandcjshaffer500

4 жыл бұрын

💀🔫

@KyeClique

4 жыл бұрын

Im bringing a half auto rocket launcher on Monday

When you are the only one with a good grade on a test: *I declare myself god*

@salinafardousy4172

3 жыл бұрын

lol that happened to me once in 2nd grade

@rigboy23

2 жыл бұрын

happened to me in a history test

@notarunaotoshiri

2 жыл бұрын

“I see no other god up here, *OTHER THAN ME* “

@georgiancountryball202

Жыл бұрын

That happens to me once in the 4th grade I wasnt the only one with a good grade but I was the only one who got the highest grade teacher literally hugged me I still hug her till this day once I see her fun fact j hugged her today

Bully: Why do you celebrate Chrismas even though you dont celebrate god? Nerd! Smart kid: Well, why do you celebrate Valentines day, even though nobody loves you? Dang dang digity dang dang dang dang digity dang dang When someone calls me a teacher’s pet (is not good roast): It’s just that you’re a pain to everyone that even the teacher is tired of you.

@R3_Game

4 жыл бұрын

that will leave a mark

@mayonnaise9621

4 жыл бұрын

a big one

@DubABattery

4 жыл бұрын

ROASTED

@bunga9489

4 жыл бұрын

oooOOoOOOOOoOooOOoOOOOoooooOoOoFffF

@pedrosabino8751

3 жыл бұрын

Bully: burn the atheist boy in a campfire

School: *makes anti-bullying videos* Also school: *doesn’t care about kid getting bullied*

@oxeanpotter8845

4 жыл бұрын

Soo true

@mrnoiceguy7615

4 жыл бұрын

TRUE

@filipoda123

4 жыл бұрын

Alsoalso school: Not *MAKING* only *SHARING*

@radinkalappen551

4 жыл бұрын

everyone, we have an anouncement to make; STOP BULLYING!!!

@FrankTheRandomCommenter

4 жыл бұрын

Literally what happened to me for 8 years

Memes: are only about American school system British people: *cry in primary and comprehensive school*

@Kili_1701

4 жыл бұрын

Me: *cries in I have no clue what these schools are*

@neobro234

4 жыл бұрын

Pizza Reed12 no it’s primary and secondary at least where I live

@tearsofthesenuts34

4 жыл бұрын

*Cries in primary and secondary school*

@blobfish5013

4 жыл бұрын

Cries while Having to learn enlish in dutch schools

@nikistorey9972

4 жыл бұрын

**cries in secondary school*

How to stay alive in dodgeball: Don’t get hit.

@aaabattery4608

4 жыл бұрын

Best advice EVER

@BreakingWhite

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks I had no clue

@amilol9411

4 жыл бұрын

What a lifesaver!

@gamingthe81

3 жыл бұрын

Changed my life!

@user-zj5hf6jg4c

3 жыл бұрын

Dont play

There is a poster in our math room that says “Who is billy and why does he want 78 watermelon” or something like that

@ghostlystorm8396

3 жыл бұрын

Bc he's Mr. Beast in disguise lol

Teacher: There are 365 days in a year. Leap years: *There's another.*

@homayra6635

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@Swagmaster-oq2yw

3 жыл бұрын

I was actually born on the 29th February

@eeeeee1857

3 жыл бұрын

@@Swagmaster-oq2yw How do you celebrate your birthday then?

When you brought a bag of chips The entire class: * *Loud Soviet anthem music plays* *

@serenatheeeveegirl8999

4 жыл бұрын

*stands after you* thit is OUR chips now :>

@hindusnatched5242

4 жыл бұрын

Literally especially if its talkies

@Z3R0F1V3

4 жыл бұрын

@Juan Cortez Muro i will not subscribe you especially when you place there fucking comments everywhere. please make a vid so i will do the same for you. so you dont do it? why do you do it then?

@gabrielatrejo5282

4 жыл бұрын

It happen to me today, I had a big bag and like my whole class asked for some

@lorenzodelicato4916

4 жыл бұрын

We serve the soviet union

The cool teacher: are you chewing gum? Me: y-yes The cool teacher: oh cool, ya got anymore?

@just_chilling1905

3 жыл бұрын

So trueee 😁

@candianimal4696

3 жыл бұрын

🥺

@candianimal4696

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@immabeabitinactiveonthisac6700

3 жыл бұрын

Wut?

@immabeabitinactiveonthisac6700

3 жыл бұрын

But you would be drowning in debt from all the gum

Teachers and staff: When somebody hits you you hit them back Me: okay Bully: hits me Me: smacks them across the whole school Teachers and staff: YOU HAVE DETENTION Me: But you-

Teacher: No phones on the lesson!!! Also teacher: *speaks with a boyfriend*.

@enath7445

4 жыл бұрын

i like how u said with ''a'' boyfriend..meaning she has more than one lmao

@legoroan9866

4 жыл бұрын

NUTs are yumm some of my teachers…

@enath7445

4 жыл бұрын

@@legoroan9866 O_O

@cmd0317

4 жыл бұрын

Lego Roan 😂😂

@marc4010

4 жыл бұрын

HIPPOCRISY100

Student: * gets bullied * Teacher: * doesn't care* Student: **Chews gum** Teacher: **THIS IS AVENGERS LEVEL THREAT**

@waynee_

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@JacobZBoss

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@Woahfairytalesstoryllllshow

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@potatoman7028

3 жыл бұрын

i broke your lol streak

@JacobZBoss

3 жыл бұрын

@Jesus Rodriguez Andrade Lol

Me: does whole sheet Also me : raises hand for 35 minutes Teacher: so anyway

@matimapper2681

4 жыл бұрын

Me: does whole shit

Bully: Hey, you know joe got stigma! Quiet Kid: who's joe? Bully: Joe Mama, haha! Quiet Kid: You're not funny. You know who's Yura? Bully: Yura who? Quiet Kid: Yura my next target! Bully: **Cries in Alabama**

@MrTigerFo

2 жыл бұрын

@@fireinthehole_727 y6bgbg6bgv6vftvftvf5vdccrcudtz6 zc777iiuuuy gtu8383

@kamadolphboi3778

2 жыл бұрын

Hey! Your being rude I am gonna tell Yuri! Bully: is that Yura’s sister or something? Who is Yuri? Yuri n idiot

@alpdeniztheabsoluteoyun3941

2 жыл бұрын

Yea i know this meme

Me: asks someone if they like memes Them: enslaved humour? Me: ah yes

@puppet1show626

4 жыл бұрын

@@shooteiurchhcucjcjfhhf3471 you aint alone

@dovahkiin7810

4 жыл бұрын

@Hermione Granger *wait there are two of you now*

@dovahkiin7810

4 жыл бұрын

@Hermione Granger it did! What is the name of this spell?

@sairachaudhary6870

4 жыл бұрын

@@shooteiurchhcucjcjfhhf3471 bro my mom actually pronounced it as "mayims" oncd

@dovahkiin7810

4 жыл бұрын

@Hermione Granger ahh okay thanks

Teacher: Who is the 45th president? Me, attemping to make a joke: Donald Trump Teacher: correct Me: wait what

@nathanbrother440

4 жыл бұрын

45 bro, 45

@RubyPiec

4 жыл бұрын

@@nathanbrother440 oh right

@lizardross3171

4 жыл бұрын

when it was actually wrong and you had to edit it

4 жыл бұрын

holy shit, its been 3 years since I played EE and im met with this

@unknownslovak

4 жыл бұрын

@ oooo glourios Austria Hungary

When the teacher arrives from the classroom Girls: *quiet* Boys: The End Is Near

Teacher: “treat others the way you want to be treated” Bully: *punches me* Me: *punches him bacc* Teacher: DeTenTiOn

@ndbfnffn

3 жыл бұрын

Me: he punched me first Teacher: YoU nEeD to Be tHe bEtTeR pErSoN In meh head: What happened to treat others the way you want to be treated Bully: *doesnt get detention* Me: the WHAT

@Theprogamer-cz7lp

3 жыл бұрын

EXACTLY

Teacher: why do I hear people talking? Student: because you have ears.

@gustavofaraco27

4 жыл бұрын

Teacher: so you have chosen death

@martynakraszewska3283

4 жыл бұрын

That isn't so funny.

@user-zj5hf6jg4c

3 жыл бұрын

Class: 👀👅👀

@guillermodavidgarcia-rodri1628

3 жыл бұрын

Rooooooooooooooooooooooooasted

@maxxxchanxx3359

3 жыл бұрын

If someone in my class actually said that everyone would Go OOOOOOOO

Teacher: You are here to learn Me: I’m here because it’s the law

@Kissyoubutwontmissyou

4 жыл бұрын

So true

@user-me2nz9if8d

4 жыл бұрын

Fact✅

@vishakhap217

3 жыл бұрын

Omg this comment i can't even 😂😂

@slayride136

3 жыл бұрын

True

Me: forgets to label the answer to this one problem Teacher: So you have chosen death?

@isaiahwalking

4 жыл бұрын

Lol.

Teacher: Gives easy math problem Everybody except the smart kid: YESSSSSSSS Teacher says show your work Every kid except the smart kid: 🙃

*Me:* (Is 0.00000000001 seconds late for class.) *Professor:* The council will decide your fate.

@iamvinnyyes

4 жыл бұрын

I am the council.

@ramonakoyans8130

4 жыл бұрын

Derp. Then decide my faith my council

Me: **opens a little food that ends in 3 bite** The whole class: **war sounds**

bullying: * exists * schools: woah! thats interesting, but i sure don't care!

My Friend: *Takes One Of My Fries* Me: *Peace was never an option*

@fleecyformula7365

4 жыл бұрын

r/ImKindaQuirky

@kmvstudios9072

4 жыл бұрын

That literally happens to me very day

@boriskrustev4070

4 жыл бұрын

@@fleecyformula7365 cringe

@fleecyformula7365

4 жыл бұрын

@@boriskrustev4070 Well yes, but actually no

@boriskrustev4070

4 жыл бұрын

@@fleecyformula7365 replies leading to various subreddits on KZread for an example r/Wooosh are gay as fuck

I remember my strict Chinese teacher and she was like “It’s not ok to make a mistake” And I was like “tf”

@localjuicebox9026

4 жыл бұрын

I know right I mean it's not your fault you were born

@ashton2266

4 жыл бұрын

@@localjuicebox9026 Uh, is that an insult, or *a jab at the uselessness of the concept of life?*

@disaintVal

4 жыл бұрын

This is why I never like China

@enderdragoness546

4 жыл бұрын

I feel your pain *CAUSE THAT WHAT SHE DID TO ME*

@joshualogan6655

4 жыл бұрын

300th like!

people trying to save society: give us 2 bucks and we save planet also them: hey lets use this money to buy some gucci the people who gave them money: say sike right now

Me: How do percentages work? School:This is how to order decimals.

Nobody Literally nobody: Memeade: Plays the picture for 0.1 seconds .. HOW DID I GET THIS MANY LIKES OMG

@-Fumiken-

4 жыл бұрын

The picture : I am speed

@kittyh622

4 жыл бұрын

thats why theres a voice..

@flameseeker4058

4 жыл бұрын

@@kittyh622 what about no audio?

@kittyh622

4 жыл бұрын

@Flameseeker40 good point! xD

@pumpdaddyg

4 жыл бұрын

I think it makes it funnier

Kid: Gets bullied Teacher: That’s fine Kid: Fights back Teacher: Wait that’s illegal EDIT: I just read the comments and someone actually wrote the exact same joke so like their comment also

@KOTv-vr5qg

4 жыл бұрын

I see those comments everywhere tho

@isabellawiggett32

4 жыл бұрын

Or just like neither

@shxme666

4 жыл бұрын

@@isabellawiggett32 Now this in an Avengers level treat

@eironn__

4 жыл бұрын

I wont like the other comment Neither yours

@isabellawiggett32

4 жыл бұрын

Juan Cortez Muro you should give up on your dream when you keep linking me to terrible videos

Teacher: NO DRINKING IN CLASS! Also Teacher: *Takes time drinking coffee*

Me: *think I'm a lone* Me: *fart so loud* Teacher: peace was never an option

Random classmate: *Brings a bag of chips* Me, a memeing Russian: It's not your chips now, it's OUR chips ☭

@IDK-qi2it

4 жыл бұрын

My friend: *Opens a packet of doritos* Me and the bois: kzread.info/dash/bejne/rIqbrdCffpzPY5c.html

@yoitzcobra

4 жыл бұрын

Yes gamers

@ollarsigns7777

4 жыл бұрын

True

@tommybaron4768

4 жыл бұрын

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@mirunail

4 жыл бұрын

Why does this emoji exist ☭

When you get a score higher than the “smartest kids” ha...... I lied about my score

@jenniferwilson1225

4 жыл бұрын

TheGoodTypeOfWeird I kno p

0:51 Teacher: Well that is simple! There's a word we are going to study today. And it's DIVORCE

Teachers on the first day of school: very nice Teachers on the last day of school: *aNGrY*

The teacher's favorite quote: "BOYS AT THE BACK!!!!!!!!!"

Me: *opens a gum* Rest of the class: *super-lenin noises*

@lidulkadut

4 жыл бұрын

Me: *opens a gun* Rest of the class: *silence*

@elainad6728

4 жыл бұрын

Oof

@somuchtocook9159

4 жыл бұрын

Me: I chew gum just to focus Most teachers:*takes gum away* Me:*completely destroys socks in 2 seconds *

Nobody: **Says something** The “nobody” meme: Wait, that’s illgil

@SR0144

3 жыл бұрын

Illgil

Teacher: run 10 laps around the field Also teacher: telling people off for not running but yet they are not doing anything

When you hear all the bad kids getting called to the office: When your name gets called next:

@gay_anxiety9669

4 жыл бұрын

One of them is me

@russianbot4418

4 жыл бұрын

[Kid texts Dad who is lawyer. ] Kid: "Dad, Remember when you said what they were doing is illegal?" Kids Dad: "Yes, What about it?" Kid: "Party Time and you're invited!" Kids Dad: "Clearing my schedule, be there in 20 minutes." Kid: Hey guys! The schools about to get nuked from space and you're all invited to watch! 😁 [30 minutes later kids Dad goes death star on their retarded asses for being too stupid to follow Federal, State and local rules of conduct on so many levels it's just stupid sad. ] *~2 weeks later, 2 sub admins and 1 school board member fired and the whole faculty now has their heads out their asses and it stays that way for the rest of the year.

Me: *Takes phone out.* Also Me: “Why do I hear boss music?”

@6silvaaa4

4 жыл бұрын

😂🤣

@gr2093

4 жыл бұрын

Teacher: you can get it back after class! After class "You can get it back tomorrow." The next day "We don't have it. IT IS YOUR FAULT THAT IS WAS LOST BECAUSE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN IT OUT IN THE FIRST PLACE!"

My sister:Takes her time in the shower for 10 hours brushing her teeth Me watching her while eating my towels for the past hours:Peace was never a option.

@jfbsjsnsn8784

4 жыл бұрын

Eugene McDonald eating my towels?

Teacher: sets long list of questions Me: Does the last one and says I'm done

Kid bullies other kid School:meh Kid fights back School:now this is an avengers level threat!

Bully: **kick** Teacher: Bullied one: **kicks back** Teacher: *-wAiT, tHaTs iLlEgAl-*

Teacher: no bringing toys to school Kids in the back: so do you want to play Pokémon

Other students: *Get up and talk to friends every five minutes* Teacher: *Says nothing* Me: *Gets up for five seconds to borrow a pen* Teacher: *TAKE A SEAT, YOUNG SKYWALKER*

@ohtych1004

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo took me a while

WW2: start Switzerland: Peace is an option

@jabiliuson1270

4 жыл бұрын

peace is *THE* option*

@elainad6728

4 жыл бұрын

peace is *OUR* option*

@phoenix2836

4 жыл бұрын

peace is *MY* option*

@Fictionalcharacter-zo9xd

4 жыл бұрын

War was *NEVER* an option*

Student: gets builled Teacher: doesn’t care Student: fights back with 1 punch Teacher: *that wasn’t very cash money of you*

@fireinthehole_727

3 жыл бұрын

Me: A bully kicked me in the head 67 times, in the stomach 91 times, 4 times when I was on the floor, punched me 143 times, stomped on my kidneys 991 times, stabbed my neck and back 44 times with a pencil, stabbed me in the back 28 times with a knife, broke my leg, almost chopped my other leg off, and almost killed the whole world, so I lightly tapped the bully's shoulder. Schools: *permanently ban me from going to the district whilst yelling at me for being , "a cruel and dangerous person to everyone around me", throwing desks at me, making me suffer multiple mental breakdowns, calling the police on me for "a 3rd degree murder", calling anger management for me, permanently making me stay 8 feet away from people because they think, "they're not safe from me", reward the bully with ducking ICE CREAM, and to top it all off, send me to maximum security mental asylums, prisons, and reform schools with no known way out as of that very day* Me: I just lightly tapped their shoulder- Schools: I don't care you're the wrong one here cause bullies are always in the right. Me: And why is- Schools: Yes. My brain: cannot take this stress, abort, ABORT! Schools: HELP, CYAN THE MEME OwO UwU IS ASSAULTING ME, POLICE ASAP!! Me: bruh, I'm bleeding out all because you couldn't do anything about my ducking injuries, you stupid fartface. Schools: WHAT? Me: I could call you something way worse, but, I decided not to. I'm already in enough trouble over LIGHTLY TAPPING A BULLY'S SHOULDER AFTER THEY TRIED TO (and almost did) KILL ME. Me again: *either dies from bleeding out or becomes a murderer. I don't know* Schools: OK. We will no longer tolerate bullying behind our doors. All bullies will be punished! 2 years later: Kid: I'm being bullied Schools: *still do nothing about it even though they said they would punish all bullies* oof. Thanks for reading this enormously long comment. I spent 20 - 30 minutes writing this. So I kinda want someone to read it. I don't want likes, this doesn't seem like something that would actually happen, it is all a hypothetical situation.

@potatoman7028

3 жыл бұрын

@@fireinthehole_727 wow you wasted all of this time making a meme comment but i respact it tho

Nobody: Literally nobody: Principal: *Slurp a coffee* yea goodmorning

Girls: I'm not going to tell you the page the class is on, find it yourself Boys: _"We all need somebody to lean on"_

Bully: bullying a nerd kid Nerd kid: reverse card Bully: get bully by nerd kid The 5th graders: careful, he is a -hero- savage

teacher: sit down student: *doesn't listen* teacher: Omae wa mou shindeiru student: NANI!?

Student:Gets bullied Teacher:doesnt care Student:chews gum Teacher:Execute Order 66

Teacher: calls on student that isn't paying attention Student: *answers correctly* Teacher: wait, that's illegal...

Teacher: did we have homework due today? Everyone: yay teacher forgot, we’re safe That one nerd kid: *6ix9ine*

@thechosenone7586

4 жыл бұрын

Im MR.knowsitall in my class

@firstnamelastname-rf8lt

4 жыл бұрын

@@thechosenone7586 me too

@luving4kitty

4 жыл бұрын

Omg this girl in my class is always like *oH cHoosE mE I kNow tHe aNsweR* yeah, no SHIT

@HS-se2ye

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahah 6nitch9ine

Kid: *is getting bullied* Teacher: ... Kid: *is 1 second late* Teacher: unacceptable

Me: Wears my hood in class for 0.000000001 seconds The teacher: So you have chosen... Death

At school my teacher:* givies back my test with 10 as mark* me:"impossible"

@plutarchvonpluto6439

4 жыл бұрын

10 out of 100?

@luismariocarbone2723

4 жыл бұрын

@@plutarchvonpluto6439 10 out of 10😉

@andreichirila3769

4 жыл бұрын

10=A+

Me: leaves my pencil to go to bathroom Classmate who doesn't have a writing utensil: hippity hoppity this is my property

@LeeBreezy

4 жыл бұрын

So your the one i took it from

@HydraX_pain

4 жыл бұрын

@@LeeBreezy aw man ive been looking for it 😂

@LeeBreezy

4 жыл бұрын

finally. finally! this is really all I wanted. there's no need to spend the weekend with Monika. don't listen to her. just come to my house instead! the whole day with just the two of us... doesn't that sound wonderful? Ahahaha! wow... there really is something wrong with me, isn't there? but you know what? I don't care anymore! I've never felt this good in my whole life! just being with you is a far greater pleasure than anything I could imagine. I'm addicted to you. it feels like I'm going to die if I'm not beathing the same air as you... doesn't it feel nice to have someone care about you that much? to have someone who wants to revolve their life around you? but if it feels so good... then why does it feel more and more like something... horrible is going to happen? maybe thats why I tried stopping myself at first... but the feeling is too strong now. I don't care anymore! I have to tell you! Anthony Brantley I'm...I'm madly in love with you! it feels like every inch of my body... every drop of blood in me... is sreaming your name. I don't care what the consequences are anymore! I don't care if Monika is listening! please, just know how much I love you. I love you so much that I even touch myself with the pen I stole from you. I just want to pull your skin open and crawl inside of you! I want you all to myself. and I will be only yours. doesn't that sound perfect?! tell me Anthony tell me you want to be my lover? do you accept my confession?

*At a Private school* Teacher : No phones allowed Kids at the back of the class : *Modern room with 20 TV's* CCTV : I'm about to end these whole men's career

When you tell a joke and get sent to the office' Suffering from Success

@masonstrey3031

4 жыл бұрын

William Zhuang nice

@plutosthename6384

4 жыл бұрын

Nice

@Several_People

4 жыл бұрын

70th like

Me: Did you do the teacher's homework? The student in my class who always forgot to do homework: *the what?*

I love it when this happens Teacher calls on student for talking:What is the answer, would you tell the class? student:*answers corectly* teacher:oh um ok

Me: provides a good relevant argument to the class Teacher: I’m gonna stop you right there

@Specklezzzz

2 жыл бұрын

you: (I do not care)

we all shittin on teachers but there are some teachers who do really good jobs and are very nice to students

@nerothewateruser8030

4 жыл бұрын

Ye

@UselessDxmon

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah but that's like 1-3% of all of them like...once i had a physics teacher that played a video from a really popular scientist youtuber from our country and it was fun because FOR ONCE i payed attention in class...i wish there were more teachers like this one.

@Zueka2litra

4 жыл бұрын

they are so rare god damn it

Bully: teases quiet kid Quiet kid: *ALL OTHER KIDS WITH PUMPED UP KICKS*

when you finally find a channel without clickbait memes: *you are a good man. thank you.*

@slayride136

3 жыл бұрын

True

Me: gets 6 on a test Also me: is in switzerland

@eironn__

4 жыл бұрын

Me: *laughs in european spanish, not latin*

@00___49

4 жыл бұрын

In poland that's the best thing u can get

@flyer_452official9

4 жыл бұрын

@@00___49 like One of the best Or Literally the best?

@snitchbitch300

4 жыл бұрын

If i get an A+ my mom will let me go to switzerland to see my auntie who became a granny💖💖

@snitchbitch300

4 жыл бұрын

@@oldplatinum9526 in macedonia its worsy

Girls: *Talking each other* Teacher: -_- Boys: *talking each other* Teacher: •_•

@ndbfnffn

3 жыл бұрын

Girl: talking to boy Teacher: O_O

@atomic687

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

Substitute teacher walks in class: hi class! Teachers pet: 😏 Class clown: 😏 Kid who borrows all the pencils and doesn't return them: 😏

Me: says no to my mom Mom: peace was never a option

Me: pulls out a pack of gum Classmates: (a photo of a war zone)

Everyone when the schools are shut down: YAY! Everyone when they get told that nothing else is open: Awww. Everyone when they get told that they do school work at home: Whhyyyyyyyy

Me: I’m done with school My anxiety: no you aren’t

teacher: *says something confusing* studant: can you repeat it? teacher: DID I STUTTER?

@elainad6728

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@maykosantiago2085

4 жыл бұрын

@I am Inevitable OH GOD OH FUCK

Other schools: no food allowed Filipino schools aka my school: eats french fries

@k1payforlayf739

4 жыл бұрын

#relate Pag meron kaming pinapanood pinayagan kami

@MrTigerFo

2 жыл бұрын

@@k1payforlayf739 oo!

Scientists: teenagers need nine and a half hours of sleep Education system: nOo

A wild teacher appeared ! Wild teacher used homework Student used procrastinate Teacher used due date It's super effective ! Student fainted !

@_MNF__

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated lmao

@shaguftaparkar7829

4 жыл бұрын

@@_MNF__ thanks :)

@Zueka2litra

4 жыл бұрын

finally i meme in the comments worth my time we gotta spread this comment +1

Teacher:*move me to another seat* The whole class:*stare* Me: ;-;

@love23music1

4 жыл бұрын

That's so True 😂

@fireinthehole_727

4 жыл бұрын

Teacher: I've had it, I'm moving you from the squad, (My name!) Me: The whole class is my squad. Also me realizing I get to be with the squad because everyone is my squad: ^w^

Me when I visit my primary school after starting high-school and giving it straight to the teachers I hate Me:I no longer fear you

Teacher when other kids are looking on their phone to cheat on a test: Teacher when i look at my phone to text my mom that I’m sick: peace was never an option

I have one: Spanish teacher: explains everything in Spanish Whole class: English! Do you speak it!

@thekingofutube9328

4 жыл бұрын

Its Spanish class that makes sense the teacher is probably using her hands to give u clues on what it means

@emanuela4223

4 жыл бұрын

Well that is how you learn..normal thing..

@-.bella.-

4 жыл бұрын

@@thekingofutube9328 There is no spanish claws

@-.bella.-

4 жыл бұрын

@@thekingofutube9328 *Class

@thekingofutube9328

4 жыл бұрын

@@-.bella.- huh

Nobody: Teacher: *puts chill baby picture that says when it’s test day on their PowerPoint* Also Teacher: I H A V E A C H I E V E D C O M E D Y

Me:almost done with the longest math equation Teacher:so hey what are you doing Me:forgets the whole thing

Nobody: Not even a soul: The kid that never listens: Gets called on by teacher Kid: Answers correctly Teacher: NO THATS NOT HOW YOUR SUPPOSED TO PLAY THE GAME

Kid : *Opens bag of chips* The rest of the class : *We serve the soviet union* The kid : *Start speaking Finnish* The rest of the class : *Confused screaming*

@Louisianaball-fn6ij

2 жыл бұрын

This is my Favorite Comment in this comment section

Me: says joke Everyone: Friend: *repeats joke* Everyone: hahahaahahahahahaha

Teacher:no phones in my class or else now kids in the back:let’s play the wii on the tv

**me doing homework** **me goes to restroom amd coming back** Pencil: *curse of vanishing*

Nobody: Literally nobody: Not even a single soul: My dad: Curse of vanishing

@arsonicpotatoes6830

4 жыл бұрын

Ha, my dad must be a rogue with that, he took all my stuff and disappeared.😂

@feelweirdinc89

4 жыл бұрын

My dad tried kicking me out so thats pretty relatable

@abigaildriskill1623

4 жыл бұрын

I-

5:32 lmao that actually happened in our math exam xD I was like: "YEAH, THAT'S HOW IT FEELS!!" XD Because often I'm the one with bad grades and then our whole class was bad, I never felt happier in my school life 😂😂 Edit: *perfectly balanced as all things should be*