sub like if u enjoyed, jelly brah i had some today raspberry

@Hyunjoojoo

Жыл бұрын

I'd keep up the cycle but I can't keep doing things like this

@Hyunjoojoo

Жыл бұрын

I've been improving myself and I gotta leave the bad behind

@eduardoportugal5818

Жыл бұрын

I like this

@VaazkLShorts

Жыл бұрын

@@Hyunjoojoo 🤣 bro u good whats up whats app brururhurh

@72d

Жыл бұрын

Yo bro what music do you use?

"Why do women take so long to get ready? Y'all *ugly* or something." is the coldest comeback I have ever heard since existing on this planet.

@InfernalManThing

Жыл бұрын

That was brutal, Imma be real

@FleshWizard69420

Жыл бұрын

Liquid helium got nothing on him

@ravenlorans

Жыл бұрын

Because they have to Tuck their Penises Away so you can't do the Crocodile Dundee Move on them and it don't Fall Out.... Then, Just wait till they start wanting to Pose in Playboy and Other Adult Mags Meant Just For Men.....

@spotongaming4943

Жыл бұрын

and the "we are both in the 10%"

@BuffedAcheron

Жыл бұрын

It was so cold it knocked the warmth of my body out, but when I see fire, I snap back into reality and become a normal human being all over again, once I ate a tire and it tasted funny ngl 🤔, comment down below what you guys think about me eating a tire

first one is so true. I went with a buddy and a couple of his friends to laser tag, turned into spending an entire weekend together. None of us knew each others names. Still don't lmao

@r_olawg

Жыл бұрын

do you guys still communicate

@Jerry.Luna63

Жыл бұрын

These videos are too much dopamine 😮‍💨

@Bee-eautiful

Жыл бұрын

yeah same once i was having fun with a buch of other guys and only realized i didnt know their names after saying goodbye

@ILiekFishes

Жыл бұрын

I didn't know half of the names of the people in my friend group. Now I know half of their names. Upgrades, people, upgrades.

@konstantinrokossovsky4112

11 ай бұрын

When we first got to college, one of my friends brought over his new friend to our group. I did not learn his name for half a year until I was actually ready to learn it-it didn't help that he had a unique name that none of us knew except of the original friend.

the one where we dont ask each others names or introduce ourselves is so accurate, its to the point where when dudes introduce themselves in a non-formal setting its actually so akward

@calebhermann7024

10 ай бұрын

Yes I've had a friend that I didn't know the name of for a year.

@XeenaWildFire

9 ай бұрын

@@calebhermann7024 As a girl i relate but not to that extent

@matthiuskoenig3378

Ай бұрын

its also funny when you are bad with names.

@justyouraveragecuber1812

Ай бұрын

Theory: This started because parents made us introduce our friends to relatives with some crap like, "Joe,this is my uncle, Uncle, this is Joe" lol

@dbman_10

7 күн бұрын

I just go for 'How do you spell your name again'? as my excuse for when I actually need it lol

That meme about a guy having money problems and the reason for the money problems trying to comfort him is just perfect.

As a guy, I understand these memes

@Defnotasonicfan

Жыл бұрын

Am also a guy and I can confirm that it’s related to us men

@KillerMoth_Stumpy

Жыл бұрын

Same

@monkeyace2234

Жыл бұрын

As a guy I understand a meme that happened in this video

@indominusrex7520

Жыл бұрын

Me too

@lemagicbaguette1917

Жыл бұрын

As a guy, I have no goddamned idea what I’m doing.

gotta keep that “looking big king” mentality, but don’t forget the “it’s ok king” mentality 💪

1:23 So look here’s the run down, there are 3 bites here which I like to call 1. Sadness At the edge of the sandwich this bite is to small with to much crust but essential to making the golden bite 2.the golden bite Always in the middle of the sandwich with the perfect quantity of all ingredients 3.side quest This is the edge of the sandwich normally the biggest bite and away from the rest of the sandwich when you’re at this point in eating your sandwich you NEVER go for 2 first because it isn’t ready. You first have to eat 1 in order to complete 2’s figure for it to taste better. Once that’s been swallowed down your gullet you have 2 options here Finally enjoy the golden bite after all your hard work of getting there or Before diving right into the main course eat 3, the side quest. The side quest isn’t the best but isn’t bad either but also just makes the sandwich better and delays eating the golden bite. I personally like going for the side quest before the golden bite but to each there own. So now you can rest easy knowing you know how to eat a sandwich properly

@mendingaxe7249

2 ай бұрын

As a professional male student who eats sandwiches with mustard between bread and bologna this is correct

@soportuguese354

Ай бұрын

You’re doing it wrong, you start with 3 then travel along below 2 then stop when you get to the corner. You can now eat 2 and 1 at the same time.

@BobChumby

Ай бұрын

This comment deserves more likes.

@notjonas7460

Ай бұрын

i would eat the sandwich whole from that point

@pulserenku

14 күн бұрын

the most underrated comment doesn't exi-

“Imagine celebrating the day when all my problems started.” Damn.

0:41 You're breaking the Bro Code. 4:45 this was his plan.

1:32 It's a shower, if you do it correctly every part of you is gonna be clean. So it doesn't really matter where you start or finish.

@frostreaper4210

Жыл бұрын

Nah fam

@ziloleepic3390

Жыл бұрын

communative property of math my brotha 🙏

@Username-le4eq

Жыл бұрын

Just buy a towel that have two different color part. One part for head, one part for your balls and lower. Then hang it with the head part so the water from low part wouldn't mix. Easy fix that's what I do.

@Username-le4eq

Жыл бұрын

U can even do it with pattern. There's a strip pattern on one edge of the towel? Then use that part for your balls only.

@Ametys007

Жыл бұрын

the smell of clean ass is still as weird as if it was never clean, it just gets multiplied when it's in a towel for some reason

Bro, I have never laughed out-loud so hard at a video ever. This is incredibly relatable on infinite levels.

4:42 I already know the man PLOTTED the entire thing. He got what he needed.

@TempestGD01

21 күн бұрын

🤣🗿👍

Ok but are we gonna talk about how the guy at 11:09 is such a fucking genius for taping the note only where a man would see it?

@Sunflower_SM64

Жыл бұрын

Ye lol

@DieFarbeLila88

11 ай бұрын

A real honorable man. 🫡

@duncanblownuts7

10 ай бұрын

@@DieFarbeLila88 The only horrible one here is the girl. The paramour had no idea until she told him after, and the boyfriend has a right to know his gf is a scumbag. She just didn't know she cheated with the smartest man alive.

@DieFarbeLila88

10 ай бұрын

@@duncanblownuts7 …I said honorable. Not horrible. Learn to read 😂

@chilfghfh1949

9 ай бұрын

@@DieFarbeLila88 Dyslexic youtube users

One of my friends has a girl that came and talked to the rest of our group of guys, and she asked us what it would be like if she bought us all beers over the weekend. My exact response was: “Buy us all some bud light and you will have our respect forever. We will also slap this man *indicates her bf* until he marries you.”

@jimmyswollnuts7662

11 ай бұрын

Sounds like a loser party

@warrengroth5842

11 ай бұрын

asking for bud light? one of the more subtle ways of coming out of the closet but congrats bro.

@mjlnirswrath9782

11 ай бұрын

Oh HELL nah. You better believe I boycotted that shit once they had the Mulvaney Meltdown…nice joke though.

@Dominate25

Ай бұрын

6:44 C5

6:44 E5 is the best loud mode on + right in the middle is all i could wish for

@Oishii.Tamashii.

27 күн бұрын

Ain’t nothing like waking up the whole family at 2:00AM by pissing

@DoesNotOwnDuck775

10 күн бұрын

C5 is when you tryna be quiet

the piss coordinates is the most replayed section

Women think they have it harder than men, but life just sucks in general. Granted we have different problems on different scales but in the grand scheme of things, everybody has their problems and we should just treat everyone the same.

@harryclancy8494

Жыл бұрын

facts

@alfieclad6047

11 ай бұрын

They just don't understand its above there knowledge

@chickennuggets3364

11 ай бұрын

Ikr ‘oH wE gIvE bIrTh’. You do that coluntarilyt

@DieFarbeLila88

11 ай бұрын

@@chickennuggets3364what?😂

@goese868

11 ай бұрын

ah yes, a starving child in Somalia is as well of as Elon Musk. You are totally correct.

As a man, I genuinely understood and laughed at these memes.

@RyMusicShorts

11 ай бұрын

Thats what she said

6:42 E1 is the exact one i said because if you go right down the middle it splashes up at you.

0:06 when you realize the solid stick is in your pants

@Shubham........921

Ай бұрын

💀

@Oishii.Tamashii.

27 күн бұрын

It’s never long enough to be a good stick

@JauhariAdhayanTemasekss

27 күн бұрын

fr

@TempestGD01

21 күн бұрын

💀

we need a law that basically imprisons someone/group of people for the same duration that that falsely accused someone of

@infernospiral1040

6 ай бұрын

Actually shouldnt because as much as it sucks, a law would cause them to not admit it at all

@skullthecosmicone

6 ай бұрын

most don't anyway so might as well @@infernospiral1040

@mellophon3

5 ай бұрын

true true

@MyVanir

Ай бұрын

@@infernospiral1040 Instead, the presumption of innocence should stop getting ignored and it should be up to the accusers to prove their claims.

I'm a girl and I'm so sorry that other women treat you like this.

@TropicalFoggg

Жыл бұрын

thanks for apologizing when you did nothing wrong, i appreciate it. It's alright though, we get over it after a minute

@SillySeal69

Жыл бұрын

@@TropicalFoggg All good, I still think you deserve better tho

@indigo.skulls

Жыл бұрын

I second that

@jakebrooks7481

Жыл бұрын

@silly seal thank you for apologizing for something you are innocent of

@howboutno412

Жыл бұрын

You been picked yet? 🙄

The grass holes got me dying

11:35 is actually so wholesome I love it.

15:56 is that guy actually not a 3D rendering?!

@truewalter4193

Жыл бұрын

The picture is photoshopped to some degree. The guy its based on is real though real: Ernest Khalimov a russian bodybuilder

The last one is a much needed wave of positivity and wholesomeness.

The yellow pillow one hits home

E5,E1,F5 and C3 are the only acceptable ones

as a true male, i understood and agree with this 17 minute meme video that males understand

@RyMusicShorts

11 ай бұрын

Thats what she said

@goese868

11 ай бұрын

who are unrue males?

9:53 bro’s incredible 💀 he went wild😂

@philswift-apexenjoyer

11 ай бұрын

Made me smile. Was hoping he’d say something funny

9:55 my respect for this man 📈

6:44 E9 for stealth, G8 for messy but silent, E5 for Going Loud

Bro, the stuff you said at the end sounds like an insult, but it's legit. It's amazing how well getting fresh air actually helps your mood. Shit works

@goese868

11 ай бұрын

but there is a difference between lasting mental turmoil, and just having a bad day, so needing to go outside.

@MyVanir

Ай бұрын

@@goese868 Even with lasting mental turmoil, talking a walk and having a nice long think with yourself on what is ailing you and how you could help yourself is a great start on the way to resolving said turmoil. I was depressed and seriously wondering what exactly was the point of continuing to live at one point and long walks were my way of coping with the stress - up until a particularly long (like 10 hour long) walk helped me decide to drastically change my life in a way that made me stop considering suicide and live a happier life.

7:43 I had the exact same laugh at the exact same time 😂

@violentjunkie129

Жыл бұрын

bro i know a mate thats been in that place and i was dying when i heard about it lmao

@medhachimbelghali

9 ай бұрын

Most relatable comment man

8:36 the devine knowledge 😂😂

3:41 Me trashing my room because i'm too lazy to clean

4:44 This man is a genius

@sacredrider

Жыл бұрын

Was bout to comment this

As a human of non-feminine qualities, I have shown a clear understanding of these visual light effects under the term of “memes”.

3:02 by the end of march im done until next year

6:40 I try to do E5 but sometimes it becomes D5 and in the worst scenario possible, I might accidentally do J1

10:52 I'm not a guy but I understand the comfort of the yellow pillow it's one of the most comforting and happy feelings in the world and I dont know how many times I've found myself hugging one (my brother and dad have yellow pillows and they let me hug them)

@krystofkarda4170

Жыл бұрын

Piss imbedded

6:38 It depends. If it is 3:00 AM then you gotta put on the suppressor and aim for E3. If it is 7:00 in the afternoon you aim for C5 If it is 8:00 AM you aim for G5 If it is If it is anywhere from 9:00 AM- 6:00 PM you aim for E5 If you're drunk as hell you aim for J1

@-LuminoX-Zamasu-

Жыл бұрын

​@Backpackzack420 G14 kinda goes crazy ngl

@saturnThe6th

Жыл бұрын

​@Backpackzack420 fr it's the best choice

@DarkXWolf210

Жыл бұрын

​@@backpackzack4202frfr it's the best

@maddoxlarson9639

Жыл бұрын

Yes

@insoporous9978

Жыл бұрын

@@NotDin0 This. Dead center every time. I'm pissing and I want everyone to know it. If you wake up to the sound of me pissing, cry about it.

The wood parks hit different

i love hanging out with the boys

1:20 is definitely gonna be 1. Always do that so the middle bite is as satisfying and amazing as possible. ever guy should know this

Remember brothers, it’s okay to not be okay, and none of us are going to blame you for it because we know exactly how you feel

13:40 every class clown :

the 2end last one had me in the first half not gonna lie

3:21 i sent this to my family's group chat and my dad found it hilarious and my two biological female siblings took it super seriously and it became a whole thing

@jaytwokay3265

10 ай бұрын

Why you call em "biological female?" Bro just say sister.

@astrocity7181

10 ай бұрын

@@jaytwokay3265 because one is non binary

@screamskilos3951

10 ай бұрын

​@@astrocity7181lmao your sisters dont seem fun at all

@dycat5318

10 ай бұрын

​@@screamskilos3951???

@SerialNumberK2AR4A0YY2I4S

9 ай бұрын

I mean you could just say two of your siblings

4:39 That guy won

@mario_fan-qq4hq

5 ай бұрын

W

@Accountwddw

5 ай бұрын

@@mario_fan-qq4hq thanks, I needed that.

Just go for a walk. Thats trully the best advice i ever heard

8:25 When you said you found this in my memories it is my memory but I didn't realize it till I looked at the picture

On my behalf of all men I say we need more like these

The main rule of these games : say how long you haven't played it before you start playing. This major rule applies to video games too.[especially battle royale]

0:42 "psst hey you gettin on after school?" "yea bro this gon be lit!!"

0:41 Bro code: NEVER DO THAT!

0:01 funny story, 2 years ago, I made one of my first friends in high school. However, I didn’t know his name for a whole week of talking to him. I eventually found out what it was but i never asked him for his name coz I felt like the time to ask had already gone 😂 2:04 just got up to this part of the video and I can confirm that this is %100 true from experience

2 is the only acceptable answer for a bite

As a guy myself, most of these are relatable

I would like to say that this video was the exact length it took me to eat my pasta and I am beyond grateful

@bolditalicz.1

Жыл бұрын

17 minutes to eat pasta? for me it would of been one second lol

@KCutler

10 ай бұрын

there would never had been pasta their

12:48 Male Llamas bite off other males nuits... "We gotta start doing this" Ayooo

That apartment set up is missing the mini fridge with beer in easy reach.

ive made many mistakes in life, but none as big as winning that race

That thumbnail is a crime in and of itself

6:16 he has been waiting for this moment his entire life

The name thing, and the nod thing, is sooooooo true

Creating fake scenarios in my head makes me fall asleep quicker for some reason.

Is it just me or does his voice make it 10x better

@michealmalloy1934

Жыл бұрын

No it is not just you.

@random_ak_in_the_backyard

11 ай бұрын

ik the way he keeps it without bursting into laughter but not sounding like a text to speech bot is amazing

2:14 I once saw someone do this, except on top of a door

I audibly shouted “NO!!” When I saw the thumbnail 😭

8:25 funny enough my town has one of those parks! 👉👈

To be fair, If I had enough spaghetti to put in the sweet tea jug I would put it in the jug. I'm not about to sit there and use a million Butter-Branded tupperware bowls to put up that much food.

@oftenseen22

Жыл бұрын

Plus, you can pour the spaghetti into a bowl using the open end without making too much of a mess. Or if you want to drain the juice without losing any pasta, turn the lid to the strainer end on the other side.

@Paperbatvgchampion

9 ай бұрын

@@oftenseen22 if it looks stupid, but it works; it ain't stupid

16:51 I wish they Get Punished with the Worst, they Deserve to Commi-

@AbhayJaiswal-tf9iu

6 ай бұрын

No need to bleep out the last word....go on Those girls were absolutely fucked from their brains

4:44 "destroying him"... right... that guy is probably in the bathroom rn

11:40 not would shock me but the on image 2 i would say "nice piece bro, where you get it from?"

6:42 J-10

@jagjotsingh12-a98

Жыл бұрын

Same

@shoty_x1693

Жыл бұрын

G- 13

@charlottemanalac7130

Жыл бұрын

Same

@nthrangergabe1213

Жыл бұрын

@@shoty_x1693 NO NOT THE CAT

@jewelsofjuly7377

Жыл бұрын

Same

8:24 holy crap the amount of happiness I got when I saw these things… 😢

@INKY610

Жыл бұрын

I can’t remember what the place was called but I have vivid memories of everything in the image

@williambeanstein8581

11 ай бұрын

Woooow we lived in US for 2 years when I was 3. 17 years later i still get dreams of that thing

@nicothiel1709

11 ай бұрын

I had something kinda simmilar and Waaaay bigger but nostalgia hit me like a 7 wheeler

@RobinLuv

2 ай бұрын

I may not be a male but nostalgia hit me like a rock

you said "why are there seagulls" right as a seagull squawked past my window even after i rewinded it

Regarding male suicide. It is less "manning up" and "toughing it out". This advice infuriates anyone who has depression. Male depression comes from a few places: 1. Life is literally too stressful to handle. They need someone to take some of the brunt of that nonsense. Not to talk to them about it. Not to make them feel cuddly and warm about it. No. To ACTUALLY HANDLE SOME OF THE STRESS for them. If a dude has 20 tasks to accomplish by tomorrow, you help him out by taking 10 of those tasks yourself. His life is very likely full of 20 tasks to do before the weekend and only time enough to handle 8 of them, so he gets stressed out, then depressed that nobody cares enough to help, and eventually decides it's easier to just quit. Quit in a way nobody will expect anything more from him, ever again. 2. He has not enough down time or too much down time. A man can't be happy if he feels like he's accomplishing nothing to be proud of in his job, and he can't be happy if he doesn't have a space where he can shut down and act like he's 8 for like 4 hours every day as a means of unwinding. Man needs accomplishments in his life, or things to strive for that he can make progress on, but he also needs to yell racial slurs into his gaming console or PC at night, too. Other guys don't get upset at the racial slurs, they just throw them back. That's men being men. A man who derives their "accomplishments" from their downtime after their job end up exceptionally depressed. Men who turn their downtime into their jobs also end up depressed because their source of "fun" now turns into obligation, which isn't fun. 3. Life just isn't going any sort of way to feel proud by. If a man wants to have a wife and kids and can't get anywhere near it, he's gonna be depressed. If he wants to build his own business, but can't manage to do it, no matter how hard he tries, he's going to be depressed. If all of his accomplishments in life and all the things he strove for fall to crap all around him and he couldn't have saved any of it... he's gonna be depressed. Helping a man out of depression isn't "let's talk about your feelings". As a man who periodically just has random bouts of depression for no reason, or actual long term depression for various other reasons, I can tell you right now that no amount of sympathy or talking about it has ever helped. You know what did help? "Hey man, what do you need done? I'll come do it for you.", "Man, you're going through some crap, let me see what I can handle for you.", "Man, she was a yiatch, let's see if we can muck up her life without her, or maybe set you up with a couple of hot chicks that you can make her jealous and angry with." I've never looked for sympathy, and I doubt a lot of other men ever did either. Depression is cured with accomplishments, actual solutions to problems, or revenge. If all you have is platitudes and looking at me like I"m weak and pathetic, then I'm just going to get more depressed. So, shut up, and lift this dresser, Mark, we've got some plans to make for screwing over Martha's next 3 relationships.

The last meme he was just telling us to touch grass lmao

11:16 that is the smartest note placement ever Also you've got really good taste by using music from Mario and Sonic at the 2010 winter olympics

@jameslakejunior8054

11 ай бұрын

He followed the bro code without knowing the guy he is a true bro

16:42 this just shows why school is hell *I'm serious*

4:52 is actually answer C, seeing that there are 5 urinals and urinal number 2 is in use means that urinal number 1 and 3 are automatically disqualified. Considering that those 2 are gone means that urinal number 4 and 5 are left over for use. I myself would use number 5 to keep as much distance as possible.

@michelboudewins

11 ай бұрын

Bro you forgot, that when a person then goes to 4 or 5, the ones next to that are forbidden and so only 2 Men can pee at the same time

That last one really touching, thank you

2:20 I love your reaction to that meme x)

3:24 the way my smile got wider and wider as I realised more of the joke

12:43 As a Wisconsinite man, he is a keeper

2:04 yeah right

4:50 bro rly said ur-ai-nal 💀💀

17:00 bro i cant when i tell someone about it they always betray me

5:54 in case anyone was wondering: The audio says “you’ve grown” , “you’ve shrunk” or something like that.

At 4:56, the answer is two. You don’t pick the two urinals next to the other guy, and that leaves the two open on the right.

@upisntdownsilly

Жыл бұрын

see in theory that is correct, but any true man would understand the answer to that question is always '1' no matter what, because only the furthest will ever be acceptable. as a urinologist myself, theres actually a very unique variant to the question where there are 5 urinals and someone is using the 3rd, in which case only the first one is acceptable although the 5th is of equal distance. this is because you would have to walk past the person in order to get to 5 and that is a violation of the code

@DARWlZZY

Жыл бұрын

@@upisntdownsilly 👍

@VAVA-yk4uj

Жыл бұрын

Actually, two are left to use but only one person can go for now.

@retrovoid2110

Жыл бұрын

No you want to stay as far as possible. If someone is using the one on the right then wait.

@friendlyneighborhoodgoober

7 ай бұрын

there is 2 but really only 1 when you face the trial of the public restroom you must choose which urinal to choose. So lets say, hypothetically, there is a man at urinal #002 mathematically, you would never use urinals #001 or #003 unless you wait for the man to leave the urinal But lets say your on the verge of soiling yourself, then you would come to the conclusion to look to the other urinals. Those ‘other urinals’ being #004 and #005 now, fellas, lets be honest, if you go to #004 every guy will mathematically come to the conclusion of “mf zesty af :skullemoji:” so instinctively, every man will go to #005 to be as far away from the occupied #002 as possible.

6:44 D5, anywhere else and it will bounce and spray everywhere

2:22 Lmfao bro had to intervene rq

2:05 is actually super accurate ngl I think that's the only way we ever do it lol

1:58 its actually true too😂

Bottle up the emotions, like most things, they expire

1:17 bros spiiting bars "you are absolutely right, where is your next bite" 🔥🔥🔥

1:50 is accurate man unless and until you clean my room i know where everything is ._.