Fun fact: The creator of the game added a ping for the m1 garand after that negative comment

@liljon042

3 жыл бұрын

That's fucking awesome

@qm230

3 жыл бұрын

Hmm I'm guessing you mean ping?

@RL_235

3 жыл бұрын

@@qm230 yes i wroted that wrong, thanks

@anthonysmall8438

3 жыл бұрын

@@RL_235 you mean wrote?

@tasuu_

3 жыл бұрын

@@anthonysmall8438 you mean nobody cares because it’s the internet?

Sock gets addicted to military painkillers, kills Nazis and commits war crimes against his fellow soldiers

@axelmanning5055

3 жыл бұрын

you act as if thats a surprise

@mrhatty2644

3 жыл бұрын

@@axelmanning5055 nah dudes just suggesting an alternate title XD

@frankgimmiiii9128

3 жыл бұрын

Breaking News: local texan sock commits mass genocide and violates the geneva convention

@johndow2289

3 жыл бұрын

So Tuesday

@steezy6315

3 жыл бұрын

and 15K people liked it

9:35 killed me. Imagine you're a spy among the Luftwaffe intelligence, and your trying your best to remain undetected under intense scrutiny, and you just see this brainlet slowly pushing a double barreled shotgun out the window while asking "Do you think they'll notice this?"

@error4v0r47

5 ай бұрын

And then he just blows an officer’s legs off.

@ryanwoon3534

4 ай бұрын

I can’t laughing

@localcaliforniaman101

3 ай бұрын

5 seconds later: .......I think they noticed. OH YOU THINK!?

@error4v0r47

3 ай бұрын

(20 minutes later) “All you had to do was burn some lists! How did it go so wrong?” “Uh…bad weather.” “The lists were inside!”

@localcaliforniaman101

3 ай бұрын

@@error4v0r47 Mayhaps he meant the rain of bullets that were falling upon him. Or he's just stupid, I dunno. 🤷

damn, imagine those yanks actually rolling up on the beach in reverse...

@IronChefBear

3 жыл бұрын

Biggus thinkus over here

@craftysmithkeith3653

3 жыл бұрын

Taking the whole boat with them

@paperhoosier

3 жыл бұрын

Wait.. a Texan is called a yank and not the Midwest? I'm offended, but whatever works.

@creed610

3 жыл бұрын

Am I the only one that thought the five adrenaline shot in his chest was hilarious

@skyshooter6813

3 жыл бұрын

The boat had legs

The Texas pic at the beginning got me when it shouldn’t have

@aydinduka5261

3 жыл бұрын

Who needs a girlfriend if you have Texas as your lover

@The_Potato_Derg

3 жыл бұрын

I saw this comment and asked my self "what texas pic?" And then I saw it and started dying.

@justinpalos3021

3 жыл бұрын

Is he from Texas

@jan_kest

3 жыл бұрын

@@justinpalos3021 y3

@thetexan1011

3 жыл бұрын

@@aydinduka5261 I agree.

"he once killed 2 soldiers in the war with a PENCIL"

@Matshiro

3 жыл бұрын

With a fookin pencil!

@SomeGuyWithABlueMask

3 жыл бұрын

very reliable and well respected historical weapon

@denverdenosta6365

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine walking up to someone in the barracks and you ask them. "what caliber is your gun?" " *pencil* "

@azulaooo

3 жыл бұрын

some tarantino shit

@tasuu_

3 жыл бұрын

Scariest shit ive ever seen.

You're gonna have to kill A LARGE amount of nazis JFJ: Piece of cake, all I need is a pencil Great, by the way how well do You swim? JFJ: *Fearful screaming*

@theratstomper8599

3 жыл бұрын

Im pretty sure he has submechanophobia like i do

@nauro9187

Жыл бұрын

@@theratstomper8599 so fear of submarine transformers?

@wolfgangkolber381

Жыл бұрын

@@nauro9187 I think that's the one where you don't like seeing man-made objects underwater, though I would contest that he has general thalassaphobia, considering he fears water in general and, apparently, sharks in particular.

JFJ: sees lever action Rifle JFJ: Surprise noises JFJ: Discovers he can 1 hand reload it JFJ: **EXCITED NOSIES**

@Biodeamon

3 жыл бұрын

yeeeha intensifies

@markhirsch6301

3 жыл бұрын

Now imagine him playing H3VR, he'd have a field day with it

@aaronbalchand5475

3 жыл бұрын

When your dream is to be the scout from team fortress 2:

@ther6sshieldmain937

3 жыл бұрын

@@markhirsch6301 he already did

@markhirsch6301

3 жыл бұрын

@@ther6sshieldmain937 unfortunately I didn't know that until later, I just really thought the game would be perfect for him

Literally any character: _Exists_ JFJ: *So, you have chosen death.*

@thegodemperorofmankind7029

3 жыл бұрын

Literally any demon : exists : super shotgun so you have chosen death

@IronChefBear

3 жыл бұрын

You can't spell "Nihilistic mass murdering Sockboy" without *NI-*

@thegodemperorofmankind7029

3 жыл бұрын

@@IronChefBear very creative very good

@vrforseniors9830

2 жыл бұрын

I downloaded this game. When I open it in Steam, i only see two dagger like prisms. That's it. How do I get into the game?

"I'm nineteen" JFJ: HAAH SARGE GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY "I'm 16" JFJ: *wheeze intensifies*

@mfc3s

3 жыл бұрын

JFJ: GET A LOAD OF TH- *Literally Deflates*

How the hell has respawn entertainment made a fast paced FPS, a Star Wars souls like, a hit battle royale, and now a VR game, and still done well on most, medal of honor is ok, but also the first VR game they made. For being a fairly small company, they are doing good in multiple very different genres

@t.m.m.8137

3 жыл бұрын

That's because Respawn Entertainment are a competent game company.

@matnar0285

3 жыл бұрын

@@t.m.m.8137 and apparently very skilled

@t.m.m.8137

3 жыл бұрын

@@matnar0285 I mean they made Titanfall 2, one of my personal favorite fps games, so the bar was set pretty high since then, and they've hit it pretty much everytime.

@matnar0285

3 жыл бұрын

@@t.m.m.8137 ikr, titanfall 2 is underrated, got cucked on announcement as well. And they've managed to make multiple good games while under EA, which can't be easy considering they rush out games

@Pingevin1

3 жыл бұрын

Top bad Apex is garbage

"You might have Flap and the rich lady under your spell, but it's gonna take more than that to impres-" _Sees Lever Action Repeater reload_ *"OOOOOOHH!"*

someone trying to be stealthy: don't wake the guard. JFJ: straight PIMP SLAPS THE GUY AND TAKES THE KEY.

I still love how Sarge just looks over at you when you're bothering him

JFJ On Land: One Man Army, kills Nazis with pencils just as well as he does with a Trench Gun JFJ At Sea: "SAAAAAAAAAAARGE!"

CHOWDAH, PASS ME THE MG42

"How do you unscrew this with your teeth?" Well...you need a tongue the ladies like.

@Am_Yeff

3 жыл бұрын

@@galactikinferno8567 you'd need a tongue as long as the diameter of the pickle jar

@Am_Yeff

3 жыл бұрын

@Sahid Hernandez you'd need a very sticky toungue to do it that way, most woment aren't into that

@Am_Yeff

3 жыл бұрын

@Sahid Hernandez well, at that point you would probably have to grip it so hard it would just break the jar

@Am_Yeff

3 жыл бұрын

@Sahid Hernandez i was doing actual calculations using a jar, i assumed that the cap of a grenade would be, for safety purposes as hard to open as a mason jar full of 3 month old raspberry jam

19:58 JFJ may not have seen a Star Wars movie but he's _definitely_ seen Last Crusade

13:36 Goofy voted for Hoover 7-13 years after he ran lmao

"O-O-O-O-O-O-O-OW-OWOW-OUCH" Yeah me too man

@ther6sshieldmain937

3 жыл бұрын

Doom 1 and 2 be like

Sarge: "Pretend to hurt yourself on these rusty nails" Medal of Honor recipient: Smacks them like a bongo

Ollie: uhhh ... Hey Sarge? I think lieutenant has brain dama- Sarge: shut it Ollie the grown-ups are talking. Lieutenant in the corner: *slowly aims shotgun at sarge*

4:54 Something about JFJ flipping knives at Mach 2 saying “I am ze spy” just cracks me up.

13:23 i love how this entire bit was like genuine 1940s comedy

"Gee I hope this u-boat doesn't blow up whiile I'm in here on the bottom of the ocean"

The horrified screaming at having to swim and seeing the sharks got me so bad, I've never heard so much genuine fear in someone's voice in an action game

20:13 is the best clip I've seen in my life

At 14:27 you can hear the genuine FEAR in J’s voice.

1:48 The Army in a nutshell

J: *throws grenade with 1 second left on the table* Sarge (in a calm voice): “what are you doing”

The only time J ever feels comfortable in the ocean is in a Prawn suit

15:30 Remember: *_It's always faster to pull out your secondary than reloading_*

Every time a cutscene plays, some random dude gets shot by the sock. I have never laughed so hard.

17:33 me basically in any open world game with lots of civies

13:23 the entire bit there just kills me

Gets shot in the head “breathes in” anyway what was I say oh yeah

4:30 the m67 frag grenade otherwise known as the woman-be-gone

@derekmensch3601

3 жыл бұрын

Come on man. Its not a M67. Its the MWD W D stands for woman destroyer

@Sleepy_Cabbage

2 жыл бұрын

Believe it or not it also works on men

@friendlym1rifle

11 ай бұрын

That’s an MK2 Fragmentation grenade but yeah.

'Hey guys! Welcome to me stream! WE'RE STORMING NORMANDY!' A regular JFJ Stream, amiright?

remember, if you ever see jfj coming at you with a knife jump into a pool, he wont follow you there

JFJ: I fear no man. But that thing... *Ocean* JFJ: It scares me

Local Texan committed multiple war crimes against Hugo Boss fans in Paris and Germany.

Fuckin “direct approach” at 19:07 had me rollin

“Alright direct approach” decks the foreman into the wall

1:50 this made me laugh way too hard

The fear in his voice rising as he realizes he’s going into d-day is fuckin hilarious

4:35 "The Rifleman, staring JFJ as Lucas McCain"

“Would you like to join the OSS?” *Thumbs down, laughs hysterically”

"alright, direct approach" *Loud bonk*

22:58 *Moves a black pawn back towards his side* "Checkmate"

@steves578

3 жыл бұрын

He was working for the other side the whole time.

17:29 *"Yankee with no brim"*

@GK-mr9ko

3 жыл бұрын

What has been seen cannot be unseen😂

That ending really only made me want to watch JFJ play Subnautica in VR even more.

@Fentnihilator

2 жыл бұрын

Doesn’t exist atleast a version that doesn’t suck

The only thing that can stop his blood lust is some good old American adrenaline

@ZyroShadowPony

3 жыл бұрын

Also open water

North Korean Officials after Kim Jong Un threatens the US with a nuke: 14:26

This is where the fun begins

"How do you unscrew this with your teeth?" Cut to me who hates 2-liter soda bottle caps with a passion and dislikes the sting of having to grip onto them so tightly that it leaves indents in your fingers: *You make a loopdie loop and pull-*

21:07 "I wonder why bad guys stop evacuating just to attack the main player, like the ship is literally sideways." JFJ shortly after:

He is, the sock-spy, a master of disguise, he can hide in your shoe, and drawer and strike whenever you need some feet blankets.

THAT SHARK HAS A GUN J! GET DOWN

JFJ having an extreme fear of open water/sharks is EXTREMELY justified. Can’t tell you how many nightmares I’ve had from that shit just from being in a lake, so I can only imagine how it is for the ocean.

This implies there is going to be a part 2. And I’m all for that Edit: WHY DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY LIKES WTF

@adamtaurus7840

3 жыл бұрын

what implies part 2

@consul282

3 жыл бұрын

@@adamtaurus7840 Watch his streams and find out

@consul282

3 жыл бұрын

I may have been wrong

@Micd521

2 жыл бұрын

@@consul282 yes :(

17:25 That was the "yankee with no brim" "yooo" sound but very much slowed down

Jfj at the end: *painfully screaming* SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDGE!!!!!!!

You play this like a mixture of doom slayer, John Wick and a crackhead that stumbled out of a rehabilitation facility

I scoffed at the mine detector segment. For some reason, that was what just pushed me over the edge. "We're gonna make a mine detecting segment just like they did back in Medal of Honor Breakthrough!" "Oh really? What if we violated the coolness of that segment by adding a red highlight to mines as we the player navigates it so that its incredibly obvious that it's just a really linear path to the other side of the patch of mines?" "GREAT!" I can't tell if I'm nitpicking or not. *Cries in dying nostalgia*

"NO NO NO NO, WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE." "We're storming Normandy with a sixteen year old, WHAT THE FUCK" best quotes

because the sound of the ping is the metal clinging when you empty it yourself there's not as much force. It's just realistic

I like how they couldn't bother giving the MG42 even half of it's historical RoF. Sounds like a Maxim gun instead.

This was hilarious all the way through, good shit man. I look toward to seeing more great content from ya!

4:17 "IT'S A LONG WAY TO TIPPERARY, ITS A LONG WAY I KNOW, IT'S A LONG WAY TO TIPPERARY, TO THE-"

"Wow she's so strong and powerful anyway check out this knife." *Rise of Skywalker flashbacks intensify*

“Hi welcome to the stream were just STORMING NORMADY”

"You people are fucking insane" Said the man dropping an active grenade in the middle of the group

“I bet you f*cking money he dies.” Oh boy. If only he knew how right he was..

“This is American steel!” He says while using the MP40, a German engineered weapon

@derekmensch3601

3 жыл бұрын

He was using a thompson

@hahacheerios743

3 жыл бұрын

Ah shit, you right

God, I wasn’t even playing and I tensed up when he got to the submarine level. Fuck the ocean

5:25 His smile and optimism: gone

13:20 Heeeeyyyyy that's MY joke at the top of chat :D

@adamtaurus7840

3 жыл бұрын

ok.

@orinb8654

3 жыл бұрын

Woah

First video of yours I have ever watched, I laughed, you got a new subscriber, keep up the good work man!

holy hell this streamer is right up my alley, he's texan and he makes TF2 references

Your version of the long way to tipperary backed by machine gun fire is the best one i've heard yet

This was the first video I watched from you and now I can’t stop laughing. Subscribed. Keep doing what you’re doing man!

6:57 it sounds like the train is going "weeeeeeeee"

Not gonna lie half expected you to throw your helmet at the pillbox nazi when you ran out of ammo.

I would like to take this moment to make sure that whoever said that a nagant m1895 can't be suppressed in the chat feels dumb, because it has a gasket that the cylinder is pushed into when you fire, making a seal

@sillylittleowlguy2392

3 жыл бұрын

facts

My man clearly doesn't have strong opposable teeth like the rest of us.

4:54 laughed so hard at 3am that I woke up one of my neighbors

"And what kind of content does this JFJ guy upload ?" "He stormed Omaha Beach"

This is the only Medal of Honor AAB video that made me laugh this much

Been binge watching your videos for the past couple of nights, I wanna say amazing content 🔥

Your skills with ADOBE for your sock cartoon skits in the begining of your videos is vastly improving sir. I can almost smell the sock its so lifelike!

Nice video. appreciate the shark bit lol. Imagine if you where actually afraid of sharks though and played this.

Sarge be like: I got jaws of steel

J swoocing right through the pistol tutorial was something I did not expect but that I fully should have.

I cant stop watching this, its just so god damn funny. So glad this was the first video of your I watched

What a Texan way to start off the new year!

I feel that fear of the water section on a deep level.

I loved every single stream of this. Love ya Texan John Wick.

that rifle sniper scope system is how fallout 4 vr does it lol

this dude has talent for making me spilling my tea twice in the span of this video. amaizing content

4:18 when he started singing I remembered bf5 and I actually had a fcking heart attack because it was so like that in the war story