Meanwhile... Grandma's NSFW Headstone | A Candy Lover's Dream Job

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Meanwhile... We had to blur photos of the anatomically-correct headstone a woman in Mexico had custom built for her grave site, and candy lovers in Canada have a chance to turn their passion into a career. #Colbert #Comedy #Meanwhile
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  • @pop5678eye
    @pop5678eye Жыл бұрын

    This burial was still far more dignified than Ivana being used as a tax scheme.

  • @CloudsGirl7

    @CloudsGirl7

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah, but that's a low-ass bar if ever there was one.

  • @markdoldon8852
    @markdoldon8852 Жыл бұрын

    As a connoisseur of all the best Bugs Bunny cartoons, everyone knows the name is "al-ba-coy-key"

  • @talltrini10

    @talltrini10

    Жыл бұрын

    Don't forget to turn left!

  • @steffendudley8214

    @steffendudley8214

    Жыл бұрын

    you are better at this than the shows writers

  • @GAY_RULE

    @GAY_RULE

    Жыл бұрын

    Did anyone ever find Pismo Beach?

  • @marciano5368
    @marciano5368 Жыл бұрын

    Wish this channel had a "Meanwhile" Playlist... I could binge it all weekend 🤣😂

  • @gobblinal

    @gobblinal

    Жыл бұрын

    Is this what you want? kzread.info/dash/bejne/kYSqvJiTc9rYf5s.html

  • @couragekarnga8735

    @couragekarnga8735

    Жыл бұрын

    It does.

  • @jrojala

    @jrojala

    Жыл бұрын

    There is!!! It’s right here: kzread.info/head/PLiZxWe0ejyv_V-7sE-I0Sox2vfCFWmepM

  • @marciano5368

    @marciano5368

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jrojala thanks man. I watch on mobile so the only playlists I see are the daily ones 😂🤣

  • @CloudsGirl7
    @CloudsGirl7 Жыл бұрын

    Best grandma ever. I just hope it was a lucid request, because that makes it SO much better.

  • @bcwbcw3741

    @bcwbcw3741

    Жыл бұрын

    She should have asked for a fountain...

  • @anuksunamun101

    @anuksunamun101

    Жыл бұрын

    Must be a white grandma that is taking the pointed headstones idea from America's first civil war and amping it up to insinuate that people sitting on her headstone are not only going to be uncomfortable but uncomfortably screwed and possibly homosexual. I admit that I am anti LGBTQIA and i am proud of it. God considered it an abomination and so do I. I also dont support womens equality cause according to over 8 lengthy scriptures in the new testament and several in the old testament clearly state that women are not equal since the start of genesis 3:16 however all races are equal as we are all created in God's image and the only race is the human race. We are all related to each other albeit remotely

  • @kiyokowilkinson158

    @kiyokowilkinson158

    Жыл бұрын

    Grandma's (people in general )and babies can get by with anything .. that's the only time in life you can do odd things and nobody will say anything about it to you . That's wonderful I'm going to push that as hard as I can when I'm older to mess with my daughters for fun . Looking forward to screwing with their heads honestly .. after taking care of my husband's grandmother's on both sides of his family, untill they past . Not an easy task mind you that gave me a twisted sense of humor .. I've gotten some great ideas on how to do t and have warned them about this already .

  • @alarcon99

    @alarcon99

    Жыл бұрын

    It was! I saw an interview with her Mexican family. Arrecho!

  • @poopsonastick13
    @poopsonastick13 Жыл бұрын

    IT STILL FEELS LIKE MARCH. That hit hard 😳

  • @jimmytaylor844

    @jimmytaylor844

    Жыл бұрын

    Jesus Christ. My birthday is March 11th. They declared the pandemic global March 11th.

  • @rabidsamfan

    @rabidsamfan

    Жыл бұрын

    Yup, that was the moment I hit the like button.

  • @ArchaosAngel
    @ArchaosAngel Жыл бұрын

    You know what we can buy in Canada? This great new ice-cream "Oh Cone-ada" it is absolutely brilliant.

  • @anro7137

    @anro7137

    Жыл бұрын

    Oh snap!!!!!!

  • @user-kq1or1tj3w

    @user-kq1or1tj3w

    Жыл бұрын

    its not like we have to buy health care.

  • @davidlundquist1979
    @davidlundquist1979 Жыл бұрын

    The Chandler wobble: "Could my center of gravity BE any higher?"

  • @cmdraftbrn

    @cmdraftbrn

    Жыл бұрын

    thats what you get for putting all the landmass in the northern hemisphere lol

  • @gsjdndnndns1818

    @gsjdndnndns1818

    Жыл бұрын

    oh my you did it

  • @nickcampanelli1420

    @nickcampanelli1420

    Жыл бұрын

    Right now our solar system and Pluto are on a break

  • @johnnydarling8021

    @johnnydarling8021

    Жыл бұрын

    I never thought of our solar system as the cast of Friends, but I suppose Earth would be Chandler.

  • @omarhernandez9148

    @omarhernandez9148

    Жыл бұрын

    OHHH MYYYY GOOODD!! :D

  • @likebot.
    @likebot. Жыл бұрын

    Louis: "... and my dear friend James Taylor" Stephen: "You've got a friend!" James Taylor: "Are we taking requests now?"

  • @christopherporter2459

    @christopherporter2459

    Жыл бұрын

    that was really good 😊

  • @phaikia13
    @phaikia13 Жыл бұрын

    First, St Vincent. And now, James Taylor. Damn, Colbert is really upping his band game.

  • @Justusson

    @Justusson

    Жыл бұрын

    What have happened to Jean Baptiste?

  • @phaikia13

    @phaikia13

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Justusson He is taking care of his wife who is currently undergoing treatment.

  • @Justusson

    @Justusson

    Жыл бұрын

    @@phaikia13 Really, I have missed that. That’s too bad. Hope she’s doing well. Thanks!! 👍

  • @AnnoyingMoose

    @AnnoyingMoose

    Жыл бұрын

    I'd never heard of "St. Vincent" before.

  • @V.L.R.
    @V.L.R. Жыл бұрын

    MEANWHILE…a ray of sunshine, in the midnight hour. Thank you Stephen.

  • @iknowlinda
    @iknowlinda Жыл бұрын

    "A janky hobo clog of news"... simply brilliant!

  • @bluegreenglue6565
    @bluegreenglue6565 Жыл бұрын

    How the heck did that sign in New Mexico get planned, ordered, picked up, transported, and installed with nobody noticing or acting on the misspelling?? Reminds me of when I went to Disneyland a decade and a half ago and there was a sign posted on the median of one of the main streets in Anaheim boasting about the city's "Beatification Project."

  • @NorthernSeaWitch

    @NorthernSeaWitch

    Жыл бұрын

    That wasn't misspelled, that's for the Catholic guests.

  • @denillefleming2942

    @denillefleming2942

    Жыл бұрын

    People have been calling it albeqq for years

  • @kkrolf2782

    @kkrolf2782

    Жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @kkrolf2782

    @kkrolf2782

    Жыл бұрын

    @@NorthernSeaWitch 🤣

  • @anro7137

    @anro7137

    Жыл бұрын

    Took me a few times, but that’s funny.

  • @justjude2218
    @justjude2218 Жыл бұрын

    Saw this master live. He said smiling broadly "Carole King introduced me to You've got a friend, we both knew it was a great cover. What I did not know was that I would sing that song every day for the rest of my life." The auditorium erupted in laughter. He began playing, everyone sang. One of the best moments of my life.

  • @anro7137

    @anro7137

    Жыл бұрын

    Thanks for sharing that story. What a moment!

  • @Chaninification
    @Chaninification Жыл бұрын

    Yesss! James Taylor is my favorite of all time. I have spent a lifetime leaning on him in my more than turbulent childhood and adulthood. He's responsible for everything that is good about me being able to overcome everything bad that has happened to me. Words could never express my love and appreciation for this man's existence!

  • @PatrickPierceBateman

    @PatrickPierceBateman

    Жыл бұрын

    He's ok.

  • @juanitaross5492

    @juanitaross5492

    Жыл бұрын

    I loved his music too. With you on that statement. His music and lyrics were healing.

  • @aditsu

    @aditsu

    Жыл бұрын

    James who?

  • @ec6052
    @ec6052 Жыл бұрын

    You mentioned a sign telling you when to turn in Albuquerque and never made no reference to Bugs Bunny? I think it's time to have a talk with them writers... Give me a call, I'll do it!

  • @FutureCommentary1
    @FutureCommentary1 Жыл бұрын

    James Taylor is what I picture when someone says "an older gentleman". He has that look to him.

  • @reuvengritters2983
    @reuvengritters2983 Жыл бұрын

    While I miss Jon Batiste and hope he rejoins the show soon, I think Louis Cato's been doing a right fine job.

  • @aomanchutube

    @aomanchutube

    Жыл бұрын

    So what happened to John Batiste? Is he out from Covid or doing business stuff?

  • @kathryncumberland

    @kathryncumberland

    Жыл бұрын

    I always felt that his interactions with Stephen felt forced and awkward.

  • @reuvengritters2983

    @reuvengritters2983

    Жыл бұрын

    @@aomanchutube According to an article in The Sun, Jon's been taking time off but plans to be back around September.

  • @kkrolf2782

    @kkrolf2782

    Жыл бұрын

    I’m not sure why S. C. even directed any comments to Jon, or even the current band leader, as, when he does, it always seems quite ingenuous, as it appears he doesn’t r e a l l y seek interaction with them! I DO like Colbert, but I do have this reservation about these “interactions” .

  • @kathryncumberland

    @kathryncumberland

    Жыл бұрын

    @@kkrolf2782 Ita! It seems a bit less forced with Louis. but still a bit uncomfortable. Don't get me wrong, I absolutely ADORE Stephen Colbert and I think he probably truly wants the interactions or he wouldn't be doing them in the first place. But yeah, it seems to awkward!

  • @recole374
    @recole374 Жыл бұрын

    I love James Taylor. I used to sing to his songs when I was a little girl. 💕

  • @makiburgess5733
    @makiburgess5733 Жыл бұрын

    $100,000 Canadian buys a lot, especially when you don’t have to pay for health insurance.

  • @anro7137

    @anro7137

    Жыл бұрын

    Good one!

  • @kurtcurtis2730
    @kurtcurtis2730 Жыл бұрын

    My headstones gunna say” at least I’m not in a golf course”

  • @TheUluxian
    @TheUluxian Жыл бұрын

    James Taylor cracking a dad joke! Awesome!

  • @newshefan
    @newshefan Жыл бұрын

    Way to go on the guests! James Taylor I know is a big name! Thanks for having different musicians on the show!

  • @KealohaHarrison
    @KealohaHarrison Жыл бұрын

    Honestly wasn’t expecting THE James Taylor when I was watching the monologue, I thought they were gonna do a cutaway joke to a cardboard cutout of James Taylor among the band members lol

  • @SongwriterMio
    @SongwriterMio Жыл бұрын

    I think he meant the Chandler wobble often precedes the much more dangerous Ross PIVOTTTT

  • @dianedenham5259

    @dianedenham5259

    Жыл бұрын

    Perfect 😂

  • @anro7137

    @anro7137

    Жыл бұрын

    Best piece of sitcom writing ever!!!

  • @jabbermocky4520
    @jabbermocky4520 Жыл бұрын

    Mr. Taylor is a very nice man. I only met him once, at a party on the Vineyard, but knew many of his family members when I lived there. His mom, Trudy, was a fascinating and empathetic woman. James is truly her son. Good man. RIP Ms. Trudy.

  • @couragekarnga8735

    @couragekarnga8735

    Жыл бұрын

    His voice is absolutely beautiful!

  • @Sunny25611

    @Sunny25611

    Жыл бұрын

    He is remarkably resilient! I met him in Mpls with his then wife Carly Simon at a private after party and they are both lovely people!

  • @jabbermocky4520

    @jabbermocky4520

    Жыл бұрын

    A major contributor to "the Great American Songbook", too. Helluva good songwriter.

  • @rikkiechambers4959
    @rikkiechambers4959 Жыл бұрын

    Wham bam, Rest In Peace ma’am 🤣🤣🤣” we have a Peabody and everything “ omg Stephen that was great 🤣

  • @B_Bodziak
    @B_Bodziak Жыл бұрын

    Can you imagine having dinner with Stephen and James at the Obama's house!!

  • @denisesorensen9568

    @denisesorensen9568

    Жыл бұрын

    I mean, how damn cool would that be!!

  • @markroc

    @markroc

    Жыл бұрын

    I would lose my appetite! Four Creepy traitors in the same room

  • @bearbryant3495

    @bearbryant3495

    Жыл бұрын

    @@markroc I can concede Obama but JT? You're outta your mind.

  • @le2800

    @le2800

    Жыл бұрын

    @@markroc 😂🤣 Yet I bet you would be totally fine at the rally of the most creepiest traitor around. January the 6th, comes to mind.

  • @beccacollins1528

    @beccacollins1528

    Жыл бұрын

    I'd have spent the whole time talking gardening with Michele.

  • @krisfrederick5001
    @krisfrederick5001 Жыл бұрын

    I love how James Taylor just looks like some old guy that you'd see feeding pigeons in the park. 👀

  • @ks9610

    @ks9610

    Жыл бұрын

    I know, he’s completely unassuming! Meanwhile, he’s 1 of the biggest & most influential singer-songwriters & musicians of his generation, if not all-time. That shows how humble he is & how his personal struggles have kept his perspective in check!

  • @guynorth3277

    @guynorth3277

    Жыл бұрын

    No he don't, he looks like a mature James Taylor.

  • @christophermyers3758

    @christophermyers3758

    Жыл бұрын

    James Taylor was the first concert I ever went to... decades ago... incidentally both of us could be matching old men feeding pigeons in the park... same "hairline"! 🤣😂🤣

  • @rossprohaska6263

    @rossprohaska6263

    Жыл бұрын

    Yea and then screaming at the passerby’s “Your too close to smitty”. Step away from my fowlies!”. And then silently goes back to throwing the seed…

  • @nk-dw2hm

    @nk-dw2hm

    Жыл бұрын

    Wait... old people look like old people?!?

  • @sheilalopez3983
    @sheilalopez3983 Жыл бұрын

    The flat earthers are going to go flying off of the earth if it spins any faster. How sad, we're sure gonna miss 'em. All I was going to put on my gravestone was a flower vase. Oh dopey me.

  • @lucfaucher5042
    @lucfaucher5042 Жыл бұрын

    $100,000 buys a lot...and unlike others, we won't spend it on guns🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @janetlawlor6589

    @janetlawlor6589

    Жыл бұрын

    And we get free healthcare… Steven Colbert, that snide comment “what can you buy up there” perpetuates the ignorant American stereotype. You’re better than that.

  • @JillWhitcomb1966

    @JillWhitcomb1966

    Жыл бұрын

    That's about $77,600 in US dollars. However, sure, when I lived in Winnipeg about 10 years ago when the Canadian dollar was 'at par' with the US dollar, the cost of living for food, groceries, DIY, small appliances, postage, eye exams, contact lenses, eyeglasses, shoes, clothing, booze, and almost everything else was 35 to 50 % more expensive in Winnipeg than my home state of North Dakota. Not to mention, the 13 % GST/ PST on everything in Manitoba, even postage stamps. Tax on postage stamps, and a tax to mail a letter! That probably explains why so many Manitobans come to North Dakota for 'shopping weekends' and load up their cars with American goods.

  • @justinjyeung
    @justinjyeung Жыл бұрын

    I'm surprised that wasn't enough New Mexico-related stories to be collected into the newest Meanwhile sub-segment, New Mexwhile lol

  • @alisong7120

    @alisong7120

    Жыл бұрын

    I mean there's plenty of content here.

  • @ProperMethodz

    @ProperMethodz

    Жыл бұрын

    Eventually it would just turn into a red vs. green segment and the locals would scoff in disgust.

  • @hunter207

    @hunter207

    Жыл бұрын

    @@alisong7120 yes, yes there is lol

  • @alisong7120

    @alisong7120

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ProperMethodz have you not heard of Christmas? We don't separate, we mix haha

  • @smboehland

    @smboehland

    Жыл бұрын

    There were only 2 stories featuring NM

  • @ARK1X
    @ARK1X Жыл бұрын

    "Scientists think everyone tuck their arms in." What a good physics joke. I didn't expect that from you Colbert, good on you! Nerds aprove 10 out of 10, Would complete one rotation again.🤓😆

  • @kiriuxeosa8716

    @kiriuxeosa8716

    Жыл бұрын

    Approve or prove because nerds like to prove things as well so I'm just making sure 🤓

  • @ks9610

    @ks9610

    Жыл бұрын

    @@kiriuxeosa8716 I was wondering the same thing myself, when I 1st read the comment. Either way tho, he’s right: it was a good physics (based) joke. I bet it went right over the heads of a certain base* of people in this country, however, lol.

  • @healthdios

    @healthdios

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ks9610 I wouldn't worry about those folks, more than likely their watching a different channel...

  • @physicsguybrian

    @physicsguybrian

    Жыл бұрын

    An excellent joke so long as no one listening understands moment of inertia LOL! In case anyone is actually pondering this: Pretending that Earth's mass is NOT enormous for just a moment, then the only way this could work is if all the people on the planet were standing at Earth's rotational axis poles. If all 7+ billion people could somehow occupy the same space (3.5+ billion at each pole might make that easier LMAO), pulling their arms in would, in fact, have an effect. HOWEVER, the Earth's mass is ginormous. Seven billion people with avg mass of 62 kg adds up to 4.34x10^11 kg while the Earth's mass is ~5.97x10^24 kg so...roughly 13 trillion times more massive. There is no way, in any finite lifetime, that the tucking of all 14 billion arms, each being a fraction of a person's mass, could affect their collective moment of inertia enough to change the rotational velocity of the Earth in any measurable way. Now, note that all 7+ billion people are distributed all over the world rather than on the poles (where their arm mass distribution would have the maximum possible impact). Next, realize that the majority live somewhere in closer proximity to the Equator than near the poles. This puts their standing posture closer to being perpendicular to the Earth's axis of rotation and therefore no manner of arm positions could have an effect. Bottom line is that the angular momentum of the Earth is so damn huge there is no way we'd have any effect with our arms. Though, if all peoples of the Earth could migrate to the poles, THAT redistribution would also contribute to it speeding up but again, immeasurably. It's far more likely that the massive mining of fossil fuel deposits (billions of barrels is a non-trivial amount of mass), heavy metals, the redistribution of mass from industrialized development, etc are changing the Earth's mass distribution enough to show a measurable impact compared to 50 years ago. Scientists have warned of this and a great many other things but, of course, the worlds of business and politics never listen to inconvenience (aka truth) as they live for the now of things. The future is a mess they don't mind leaving to their grandchildren to solve. Yeah, our "leaders" are a fine collective piece of work. I'd be great if they were all on the maiden voyage (one way tickets for the lot of them) of the first starship pointed "elsewhere". But I digress.

  • @healthdios

    @healthdios

    Жыл бұрын

    @@physicsguybrian wow, that's a detailed explanation, I was just thinking of people squatting down at the equator and standing up towards the poles...

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Жыл бұрын

    Some poor cemetery groundskeeper has to polish that monument once a week.

  • @johan.ohgren

    @johan.ohgren

    Жыл бұрын

    I don't know who I'd feel more sorry for.. Mr Groundskeeper or Mrs Groundskeeper..

  • @libradragon

    @libradragon

    Жыл бұрын

    But, they get a break when it rains . . . they only have to put the condo on it.

  • @TheClairemyst

    @TheClairemyst

    Жыл бұрын

    That's Hysterically funny actually!! 😁

  • @sdguy1234
    @sdguy1234 Жыл бұрын

    I love that you have band guests. Great idea

  • @TheGreatAtario

    @TheGreatAtario

    Жыл бұрын

    Pretty common practice for late night shows

  • @gritskennedy5007

    @gritskennedy5007

    Жыл бұрын

    @@TheGreatAtario no, it is a rare occurrence due to network and management and the legalities that sucks the fun out of every cool musician who was nearby and had some time to go jam with some buddies and not be persuaded to avoid playing any songs co written by members of that artists band without them present or they can sue for copyright infringement and without consent or signatures and thoseband members tend to get pissy when a favorite has been plucked to come hang out with the cool kids and didnt really need the rest of the band then that invited band member goes on a tv show and plays songs you wrote with another band and no royalties it is a prickly sticky wicket my dear.

  • @eyesonherhorizon4753

    @eyesonherhorizon4753

    Жыл бұрын

    I miss John Bautista, tho

  • @joanneweiss3864

    @joanneweiss3864

    Жыл бұрын

    @@eyesonherhorizon4753 Jon Batiste is taking summer off, doing big festivals & much needed time with wife. Saw him April 24 his 1st show at Carnegie Hall, 2nd postponed til Sept bc got covid💖

  • @joanneweiss3864

    @joanneweiss3864

    Жыл бұрын

    He does that whenever Jon is off, really cool for Louis to ask so many of his friends!

  • @PowerGlove79
    @PowerGlove79 Жыл бұрын

    Getting paid to eat candy, or as diabetics call it, a suicide mission

  • @caitlintalan2243

    @caitlintalan2243

    Жыл бұрын

    Diabetes is not a joke. 😐 It is a life threatening disease.

  • @PowerGlove79

    @PowerGlove79

    Жыл бұрын

    @@caitlintalan2243 I have type 2 diabetes. We have a sense of humor. Lighten up

  • @caitlintalan2243

    @caitlintalan2243

    Жыл бұрын

    @powerglove75 I have type 1 diabetes, so please don't tell me to lighten up.

  • @michellegarcia8194
    @michellegarcia8194 Жыл бұрын

    Stephen Colbert you lucky, lucky man - James Taylor! So wonderful to see him again.

  • @tonistokes1790
    @tonistokes1790 Жыл бұрын

    How your writers put together the intro for Meanwhile is amazing. So creative.

  • @elram2649
    @elram2649 Жыл бұрын

    Lol. If I take that literally, in English it would translate to "Albu-what-what". 😊 It sounds like a 90s greeting. "Albu-what- whaaat! Oh yeah ma boys! ✌️☝️🤜🤛 Whooot! Whooot!" ☺️

  • @libradragon

    @libradragon

    Жыл бұрын

    This is exactly why I grabbed the '90's, threw them into a box and hid them in the back of my closet. Then I put on my James Taylor album... TAXI.

  • @tompatchak8706
    @tompatchak8706 Жыл бұрын

    I love it when Stephen says “Janky hobo” with anything

  • @couragekarnga8735
    @couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын

    How the hell do they keep coming up with these elaborate descriptions? That's talent! I smell another Emmy!

  • @monikagintsiful2355
    @monikagintsiful2355 Жыл бұрын

    Let's give Luis Cato his props also

  • @liamfarranree4433
    @liamfarranree4433 Жыл бұрын

    The Earth sped up because of all the veterans currently spinning in their graves.

  • @cherinoelke
    @cherinoelke Жыл бұрын

    I would actually like a book with all the meanwhile intros in it!

  • @evelyncortez8643
    @evelyncortez8643 Жыл бұрын

    The Earth has set a new record for the shortest day. Things are so bad even the planet is like, "Okay, let's wrap this up." #comedygold

  • @leilanicorbelle
    @leilanicorbelle Жыл бұрын

    Dude James Taylor is a LEGEND! I saw him live a few years ago in DC at the Washington Nationals stadium when he opened for the Eagles. I had field tickets so it was extremely awesome. He sounded amazing.

  • @taylorseed5597
    @taylorseed5597 Жыл бұрын

    O' Cone-ada ice cream, Stephen. We can buy O' Cone-ada ice cream 🍦

  • @TheOfficialTarynTots
    @TheOfficialTarynTots Жыл бұрын

    I love a cheeky Grandma!

  • @LauraEilers
    @LauraEilers Жыл бұрын

    200 years from now, people will be studying that grandma's headstone trying to think what it can possibly be representing. Teenage boys: *snickering* Serious academics: get your minds out of the gutter, that's just a ritual symbol of longevity and rebirth. Shaped like...a tree...

  • @bcwbcw3741

    @bcwbcw3741

    Жыл бұрын

    She's the thousand generation granddaughter of the maker of the Venus of Willendorf.

  • @VinceValentine

    @VinceValentine

    Жыл бұрын

    Nah, serious academics have been studying porn art from the early Bronze age, they know what's up. The Romans had no issue drawing dicks everywhere and making lewd graffiti on walls.

  • @yawnthedinosaur9566

    @yawnthedinosaur9566

    Жыл бұрын

    She was her town’s fertility goddess !!!

  • @geekdivaherself

    @geekdivaherself

    Жыл бұрын

    It somehow brought back the fake thesis title that I came up with in the 1990s: Spear and Magic Helmet: Lingam/Yoni Symbolism in _What's Opera, Doc?_

  • @BBradshawProductions

    @BBradshawProductions

    Жыл бұрын

    Humans won't be around that long, so it'll probably be aliens.

  • @xebio6
    @xebio6 Жыл бұрын

    Taylor AND Goldings! What a line up!!

  • @DishonestTrack6
    @DishonestTrack6 Жыл бұрын

    Years from now people are gonna be walking through that graveyard and wonder who overdosed on viagra.

  • @tom4150
    @tom4150 Жыл бұрын

    I thought the earth was slowing down. Now it's speeding up. That's gnarly

  • @peterbonucci9661

    @peterbonucci9661

    Жыл бұрын

    It's true. They have only been adding leap seconds. There was talk that we may have to remove a leap second, soon.

  • @anro7137

    @anro7137

    Жыл бұрын

    Let’s do the time warp again!

  • @lizardguyNA
    @lizardguyNA Жыл бұрын

    If Albuquerque really wants to look better, they should just use Weird Al's song for them as their city Anthem.

  • @jasonandlynnechambers3420
    @jasonandlynnechambers3420 Жыл бұрын

    James Taylor is a legend!!

  • @Nikki-lodeon

    @Nikki-lodeon

    Жыл бұрын

    Who's James Taylor?

  • @Eff-id7nh
    @Eff-id7nh Жыл бұрын

    Lucky Stephen Colbert! James Taylor live on his show!

  • @parkiwi4787
    @parkiwi4787 Жыл бұрын

    Steve, bring James with you to New Zealand. Best fishing in the World. I beg you both come to Keo's! tastes of thailand restaurant in Christchurch, fish some salmon and give me one of the happiest days in my life. Ask Jacinda and NZ Govt to pay, I'll pick you up from the airport!

  • @tonygunk1886

    @tonygunk1886

    Жыл бұрын

    NZ’ers are amazing peoples! ✌️ Hello from America 😉

  • @parkiwi4787

    @parkiwi4787

    Жыл бұрын

    @@tonygunk1886 Chur mate, come with Steve and James, we'll show you a great time

  • @freda2758
    @freda2758 Жыл бұрын

    Immediately left to Google grandma's gravesite.

  • @JonBlondell
    @JonBlondell Жыл бұрын

    Best Meanwhile in a while!

  • @HiEv001
    @HiEv001 Жыл бұрын

    I don't know about The Late Show, but that gravestone certainly had a "pee body". Badum-tish! ...sorry.

  • @146agi122
    @146agi122 Жыл бұрын

    As a Canadian, let me assure you that 100,000 CAD$ is still a lot of dough. In US$75 000 to taste candy all day is still very sweet.😁

  • @samuela-aegisdottir

    @samuela-aegisdottir

    Жыл бұрын

    I was surprised that (Colbert assumed that) Americans dont know the value of the currency of one of two their neighboring countries.

  • @sarcasmo57
    @sarcasmo57 Жыл бұрын

    Guess this fishing buddy was the one that got away Steve.

  • @gailseatonhumbert
    @gailseatonhumbert Жыл бұрын

    Did you really want to get all that hate mail from Canada 😁

  • @thexalon
    @thexalon Жыл бұрын

    You'd think that Albuquerque's slogan would be "Don't take a wrong turn here!"

  • @rennkay3291
    @rennkay3291 Жыл бұрын

    What a great show...love James Taylor, troubadour for our time...wonderful wonderful songs and smooth, so smooth delivery...yum yummy

  • @T_P_W_ThachoZenjuan
    @T_P_W_ThachoZenjuan Жыл бұрын

    James Taylor!!!! Noice! Dog fishing 😂🎣 🐕

  • @ROOKTABULA
    @ROOKTABULA Жыл бұрын

    James Taylor: The first artist the Beatles signed to their Apple label. So not everything about that enterprise was a disaster. :)

  • @joannejohnson7006
    @joannejohnson7006 Жыл бұрын

    What a great show! Love love love a music all time favorite, James Taylor 🫶🏼 My brother and I grew up loving and relating to each song and listened to him on my vacation visit with him!

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Жыл бұрын

    In the 1970s, they rolled out the carpet when you went to Virginia. It even matches the drapes!

  • @whispernorbury7985
    @whispernorbury7985 Жыл бұрын

    As a Virginian, I do not fear to say that I myself have made that typo more than once.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Жыл бұрын

    Mexican Granny’s head+stones is just a bald cactus with a helmet. 🌵 + 🪖

  • @BREEZEMAYES
    @BREEZEMAYES Жыл бұрын

    He will always be "Sweet Baby James" to me.

  • @oneoddduck777
    @oneoddduck777 Жыл бұрын

    As a teenager, hearing Sweet Baby James sing Steamroller was life altering.

  • @PitFriend1
    @PitFriend1 Жыл бұрын

    Meanwhile the city of Detroit still won’t accept the statue of Robocop fans had made because it might make the city look bad.

  • @pfefferfilm
    @pfefferfilm Жыл бұрын

    One thing I can buy up here in Canada is Ben & Jerry's Oh Cone-ada Ice Cream. About 20,000 pints at CA$100,000

  • @trm4life
    @trm4life Жыл бұрын

    Now imagine there are young people out there who didn't get the "friends" joke.

  • @YodaMan.

    @YodaMan.

    Жыл бұрын

    could they BE any more clueless?

  • @mj44190

    @mj44190

    Жыл бұрын

    @@YodaMan. No need to put anyone down for their age. I'm sure there are jokes and references you wouldn't get because they're too "young" for you.

  • @YodaMan.

    @YodaMan.

    Жыл бұрын

    @@mj44190 🙂

  • @rlud304

    @rlud304

    Жыл бұрын

    I’m so happy for them. Wish I had been spared too

  • @rlud304

    @rlud304

    Жыл бұрын

    @@YodaMan. What do you mean? Clueless for not knowing about a stupid sitcom? More lucky

  • @adamstilwell4209
    @adamstilwell4209 Жыл бұрын

    100,000.00$ Canadian is the equivalent of 77,893.00$ US dollars. Also you can buy nearly everything you find in America for sale in Canada seeing as our Countries are the two biggest trading partners in the world. Just can't buy guns in Canada... thank god.

  • @anro7137

    @anro7137

    Жыл бұрын

    Perfect!

  • @Chuck59ish
    @Chuck59ish Жыл бұрын

    $ 100,000 Canadian Dollars equals $77,720 American Dollars at the August 2 exchange rates. Still nothing to sneeze at.

  • @sesfilmsllc
    @sesfilmsllc Жыл бұрын

    As a fellow vaginian I salute you. 🫡😂

  • @SN-sz7kw
    @SN-sz7kw Жыл бұрын

    😃😃😃James Taylor!!! That was nicely slipped in. What a lucky audience.

  • @KIZM4Z
    @KIZM4Z Жыл бұрын

    😂 hilarious “meanwhile”

  • @dw9679
    @dw9679 Жыл бұрын

    I'm really hoping that eating candy comes with a full dental plan... But it's Canada, so it should.

  • @Sig2423

    @Sig2423

    Жыл бұрын

    Nope, no dental

  • @archerlady

    @archerlady

    Жыл бұрын

    Only if the company provides benefits for it

  • @kayapapaya

    @kayapapaya

    Жыл бұрын

    Dental care is generally excluded from “universal” health care in Canada. :(

  • @cmills1008
    @cmills1008 Жыл бұрын

    How sweet it is to be loved by you!!

  • @leadwater6350
    @leadwater6350 Жыл бұрын

    We don’t have a 24 hour rotation. We have a 23 hour and 56 minute day, which is why we add a day every four years

  • @anro7137

    @anro7137

    Жыл бұрын

    But really, it’s still March.

  • @lanceash
    @lanceash Жыл бұрын

    Actual fun begins at 3:25

  • @napoleonibonaparte7198
    @napoleonibonaparte7198 Жыл бұрын

    Grandma needs her toys when she gets to heaven.

  • @PrimRoseLane

    @PrimRoseLane

    Жыл бұрын

    That isn't where the fun is.

  • @michaelharris9993

    @michaelharris9993

    Жыл бұрын

    How else is she supposed to get to heaven?

  • @johnnydarling8021

    @johnnydarling8021

    Жыл бұрын

    Feisty grandmas

  • @lancewedor5306

    @lancewedor5306

    Жыл бұрын

    I heard you can't take it with you... pity

  • @DuchessofEarlGrey

    @DuchessofEarlGrey

    Жыл бұрын

    @@lancewedor5306 The ancient Egyptians took everything they were buried with. Including their servants!

  • @moxellex
    @moxellex Жыл бұрын

    sooo, time doesn't go faster coz' i'm growing older ? it's the earth that spins faster ? well, that's a relief..?

  • @mr-mz4ed
    @mr-mz4ed Жыл бұрын

    these shows are more informative than most news shows- i like how he has all type sof people on

  • @jwilk5606
    @jwilk5606 Жыл бұрын

    5:07 Way to go grandma! Wham bam, rest in piece mam

  • @joannplehn9990
    @joannplehn9990 Жыл бұрын

    lol Stephen, i spend all my money on Oh Canada Ben and Jerry's ice-cream. It is so good.

  • @Moekoffee2001
    @Moekoffee2001 Жыл бұрын

    As a Canadian I would like to know more about the dinner at the Obama’s. How was the bourbon, and how well did it infuse with the guests?

  • @lexslate2476
    @lexslate2476 Жыл бұрын

    Honestly that sounds less like a hobo clog and more like a derelict croc. You'd have to carve out the inside of something to make a hobo clog, I suggest a pair of stolen wooden decoy ducks. (also 100k Canadian dollars will buy you a lot of things. 66 thousand Costco hotdogs, several decent cars, or a house in an area where the economy's doing not so great. Just as examples. You have other options.)

  • @gobblinal

    @gobblinal

    Жыл бұрын

    Or 1/10th of a down-payment for a house in BC.

  • @TheClairemyst

    @TheClairemyst

    Жыл бұрын

    Anybody figure out the company yet??

  • @BarryRowlingsonBaz
    @BarryRowlingsonBaz Жыл бұрын

    I'd watch a whole season of "Steven and James: Gone Fishing"...

  • @rikkiechambers4959
    @rikkiechambers4959 Жыл бұрын

    Ohhh .. so many memories wrapped up in JT songs .. great to see him with the band !!

  • @mikeoyler2983
    @mikeoyler2983 Жыл бұрын

    You haven't been eating candy for free your whole life, you've been paying them. I say it's time to get a haircut and kick down that door only to slap a resume on the boss' desk! Then casually demand an interview on the spot to become their next Chief Candy Officer!

  • @cmdraftbrn

    @cmdraftbrn

    Жыл бұрын

    got years of xp munching on the nom noms damnit!

  • @rumo1086
    @rumo1086 Жыл бұрын

    Love the cobbler-centric intro here! Give the cobblers some love!

  • @Tim_Shu
    @Tim_Shu Жыл бұрын

    "Wham, Bam, R.I.P Mam" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥳

  • @bootsiemon
    @bootsiemon Жыл бұрын

    YES GRANDMA!!!

  • @Barry-rc5nf
    @Barry-rc5nf Жыл бұрын

    That grandma is so metal I love her

  • @anro7137
    @anro7137 Жыл бұрын

    But I was there!! Yeah, I’m pretty sure it’s still March too! Cry laughing!!

  • @speedhump231
    @speedhump231 Жыл бұрын

    Imagine if the hotter atmosphere worked as a lubricant allowing the earth to ignore physics and go faster...

  • @johnnydarling8021

    @johnnydarling8021

    Жыл бұрын

    A lubricant against what friction? The void of space?

  • @speedhump231

    @speedhump231

    Жыл бұрын

    @@johnnydarling8021 that is where the ignoring physics part comes in. Also, was being silly, not serious.

  • @Nothinglefttosay

    @Nothinglefttosay

    Жыл бұрын

    The earth is losing its magnetic field

  • @Tonyhouse1168
    @Tonyhouse1168 Жыл бұрын

    BREAKING NEWS: James Taylor eats dogs! Or maybe it’s a catch and release..?

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