"I've already got a mug for my tea bag" 😂😂😂

"no fauci in my pouchy" is brilliant

@JosephLattin

2 жыл бұрын

@@daniellamcgee4251 Female koalas 100% do have pouches. They're different from kangaroo pouches, but they're there.

@daniellamcgee4251

2 жыл бұрын

@@JosephLattin I looked it up. My error! They are backward facing and lower, and different to kangaroos pouches, but you are 100% right! Thankyou for the correction. :)

@daniellamcgee4251

2 жыл бұрын

@@JosephLattin I deleted my misinformation. :-)

I miss Evie! You guys should do a weekly segment with her. Either a full episode of just you two, or even a small segment in meanwhile. You two are just way too cute together and it's lovely to see.

@tselengbotlhole750

2 жыл бұрын

Nah!!! I missed the audience 😊😊

@Surge1077

2 жыл бұрын

An occasional video (maybe a Friday offering) with Evie would be welcome. She was a treat during quarantine(while).

@dianeshelton9592

2 жыл бұрын

Depends what Evie want to do. I got the feeling she was happy to provide support when he needed it but otherwise doesn’t want the attention

@ruckusrevolution9475

2 жыл бұрын

Leave her alone.... It's cool she was supportive but she has her own life to live I'm sure.

@missmandyreacts

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed

Love, love, love Adele’s new song. WOW, I can relate. THANKS ADELE!!!!

2:33 - Steven: *[glances up at lit Applause sign]* *[gives look at stage manager]* “Really? Really? That’s thirsty.” 😂

@TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods

2 жыл бұрын

I love his asides to the producer / stage manager.

@lolawants2008

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah he wasn’t expecting that large of applause which cued his suspicions to check the sign lol

@lolawants2008

2 жыл бұрын

Great catch 👌

@froufroufrou

2 жыл бұрын

I honestly didn’t notice. Thanks for pointing it out.

@christopherfiore960

2 жыл бұрын

Good catch, that was a solid Ad-lib. Beautiful show.

Is there a day when Jon Batiste isn't feeling good? If there is, I'd never know it. What a source of joy!

@189vans

2 жыл бұрын

He always puts a smile on my face with his infectious joy!!

@MyHandelsMessiah

2 жыл бұрын

Check the first episode after the insurrection. He’s not happy there.

@coramendiburu557

2 жыл бұрын

It takes an assault on Congress.

John Baptiste is the most stylish straight man I've ever seen. Truly an inspiration.

@gir2195

2 жыл бұрын

Someone had to take up the mantle after Prince passed, and Jon is the man for that mission.

@christianporter3638

2 жыл бұрын

I was gonna say that dude Bentley (think his name was) that used to carry an umbrella for P. Diddy was kinda stylish too BITD

@gir2195

2 жыл бұрын

@@christianporter3638 Oh yeah, Fonsworth Bentley, the dapper man

@catherinejohnson1354

2 жыл бұрын

Is he straight? He is awesome either way

@ekidmusic

2 жыл бұрын

@@catherinejohnson1354 do i see a twinkle in your eyes? :D

John Batiste is such a style master. Love his outfits and look.

That's a pretty lighthearted way to say "Amazon is using Alexa to collect your personal data"...

Stephen is one handsome man, but Jon’s wardrobe is perfection! 😍

@Cypresssina

2 жыл бұрын

He wears it well as well. Most people could not look half as good as he does in that gorgeous wardrobe.

Shout out to John Oliver's Koala Chlamydia Ward. Doing important work keeping the animals healthy.

@shannond7437

2 жыл бұрын

I literally came down here to see who acknowledged this. I look forward to him discussing on last week tonight soon!

@duicic8541

2 жыл бұрын

How could Stephen *NOT* make an allusion to that? I was waiting all the time "John Oliver reference, come on, come on..." and nada.

@jeffs6090

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, very disappointed in him not referring to John's ward. It's the first thing I thought of, and they're friends so.....

@duicic8541

2 жыл бұрын

@@jeffs6090 - let's be honest here, has ANYBODY who is not an Australian conservationist or marsupial expert stumbled over chlamydic koalas before the John Oliver connection? And ever since, the link between John and crab-infested furballs is almost indelible. That would be like talking Denny Crane and never mentioning the boatload of Captain Kirk jokes.

@AshishNaik

2 жыл бұрын

@@jeffs6090 I

Thanks Colbert, my dinner burned because you canceled my Alexa timer.

I recall Russell Crowe naming a koala chlamydia clinic after John Oliver. That was a thing that happened.

Giving Jon Batiste a more prominent, bantering role is such a great thing 💯

@Memme14

2 жыл бұрын

The man doesn’t understand sarcasm, has no comedic timing and no witty banter. All he offers is a big smile - he is human labradoodle. Not a bad thing but it quickly becomes embarrassing when Stephen tries to involve him in the jokes.

@LilyWohlMezzo-Soprano

2 жыл бұрын

@@Memme14 he’s a very pure spirit. He has a lot to contribute, but it may not be in the highly packaged format YOU are expecting.

@scottrick7321

2 жыл бұрын

Meh. I'm fine with the banter. I just wish it was in its own vid so I didn't have to skip by it every day. *shrugs*

@John-pc3cx

2 жыл бұрын

No chemistry. Letterman and Paul Shafer had this down. Same with Johnny and Doc. Just not there with these guys.

@matildabryant8398

2 жыл бұрын

@@Memme14 I would rather hear him play music. He is a great musician and in that realm a great entertainer.

sending you the bill for my computer monitor... The "already have a mug for my teabag" joke made me spit-take my coffee all over my screen! LOL!

You missed what I feel is an important detail about the koala vax story: it's being deployed at the John Oliver Koala Chlamydia Ward, made possible by a generous donation of one Russel Crowe!

@darkstorminc

2 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing lol

@ramenai

2 жыл бұрын

stephen might still be getting over john oliver insulting his wax president

@victoriamilonas1942

2 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah. Followed it on Oliver's show, but I failed to appreciate how big the problem was, or, to be frank, that it WAS a problem. I just thought the guys were ragging on each other.

@darylingoteborg3178

2 жыл бұрын

As an Aussie I’ve wondered for many years why they haven’t tried vaxing koalas instead of just chuckling at the fact they’re all like (insert your mum joke here)

@yahighness9055

2 жыл бұрын

Demi Lovato Found Dead In Hollywood Hills Home 💔💔kzread.info/dash/bejne/c2yasc2AlbrJerw.html

Congrats on the .5 seconds of exposure to whoever wrote that "marspui-ill" joke.

@Smeginator

2 жыл бұрын

“No Fauci In my pouchy”

@fungeneer

2 жыл бұрын

@@daniellamcgee4251 what?? Yeah they do!

@ruckusrevolution9475

2 жыл бұрын

Shout out to graphics!

@geraltrivia6148

2 жыл бұрын

@@daniellamcgee4251 Koalas are marsupials; they have pouches.

@KyleJMitchell

2 жыл бұрын

@@Smeginator I want to infiltrate anti-mandate protests holding this sign and see if anyone asks me to explain it.

My Alexa informed me I had no timer set 👍🏽

I love Meanwhile

“Whoever’s f***ing our koalas, knock it off!” - “Stephen Colbert” on The Colbert Report

Jon is a national treasure.

@johncaputo5538

2 жыл бұрын

I was watching an older Late Show video w Simon Helberg, who is a pretty good keyboard player. He asked if Jon knew any opera pieces before they did a quick duet, and Jon replied, "Yeah, I went to Julliard." Drop mic. Wow! Didn't know that. Talent extreme. Love Jon.

These meanwhile descriptions get wilder and wilder and I love it.

@ammaleslie509

2 жыл бұрын

@Van Bus why are you spamming this weird clip over and over again

@flowertrue

2 жыл бұрын

Stephen definitely didn't write this one. He knows nothing of football.

Academy Award winning Jon Baptiste, that should be his title. every show.

I grin like an idiot watching this show. Such an up.

"I already have a mug for my teabag" Such an under-rated line.

@yahighness9055

2 жыл бұрын

Demi Lovato Found Dead In Hollywood Hills Home 💔💔kzread.info/dash/bejne/c2yasc2AlbrJerw.html

@ammaleslie509

2 жыл бұрын

Was i supposed to think of Evvie?

@jasong9492

2 жыл бұрын

I was drinking tea as I watched that line, almost spat

I just gotta say, Jon Batiste is the best band leader on any late night show ever. I love Reggie, but Jon is just something special 🥰

A pod show, eh? The dolphins will love it!

OMG, the koala protest signs! 🤣🤣🤣

Jon really enjoys what he does. It's palpable

"No Fauci in my pouchy!" Beautiful!! LMAO

What? Red wine and fish...Outrageous! 'No Fauci in my pouchy' giggle

Jokes aside that ball blaster is pretty cool.

I’ll be eating my Black Market American Cone Dream while listening to your new podcast!

Good to see Dyson making it easier for guys to soft boil their eggs!

The perfectly timed musical eyebrow cue is the only reason I will ever need to check out your podcast dude.

I love that Stephen didn't understand a word of the Meanwhile intro

"The Anti Vax Marsupials" sounds like a new punk band name Lmao!!!

@gordonanderson3111

2 жыл бұрын

Another Platypus bites the dust... ...sorry I had to.

@cleverusername9369

2 жыл бұрын

DIBS

@john-paulhunt2604

2 жыл бұрын

oh it just werks colbert in mocking the church of commie sjws says sexist cynical philosopher.

@romxxii

2 жыл бұрын

@@gordonanderson3111 Platypi are monotremes, not marsupials.

@gordonanderson3111

2 жыл бұрын

@@romxxii OK...whew they dodged a shot there.

This Meanwhile intro is something special 👌🏾

Thank goodness there is the John Oliver Koala Chlamydia Medical Department.

Just signed up on Spotify. Love your work sooo much!

NOW This is a podcast I’ll freaking listen to!!!!! Stephan s voice is both soothing and freaking hilarious !!

7:46 'no Fauci in my pouchy' - that killed me^^

Wow that's just how it is with me and Alexa. Thought was just me shouting stop timer Lol

Jon looking good as ever. Go Jon and the Band!!!

I've waited a lifetime for your pod casts!!! Save the date ;)

Whoever writes all of these meanwhile intros needs a raise!

I'm so glad that Alexa finally got User Recognition on Kindle. Previously that bit at 04:05 with four shouts of "Alexa!" would have had my Kindle dinging off the table!

Thanks. This old urologist had to laugh at your bewilderment concerning testicular ultrasound. Oh, and I think vasectomy is far more effective, contraceptually…

Everybody's laughing at ultrasounding the balls but it's about gd time. This seems safer than women having to take medications that can cause dangerous side effects and health complications. Or having to go through abortions. Guys stop acting like you don't want another excuse to play with your balls 🙄

@Teshia

2 жыл бұрын

Ultrasound seems a lot more safe than all those hormones we have to take. I'd take that option any day.

@fenecofeneco19

2 жыл бұрын

It's not safe and good for them,if it makes women's life better

@Teshia

2 жыл бұрын

@@fenecofeneco19 Could you clarify? I'm confused by what you're trying to say.

To be fair, I listened to Adele’s new single on Spotify on repeat over 10 times.

@curiositypiqued6573

2 жыл бұрын

Can't think what for....wasn't all that good ....makes sense if all her STANS engineered it

@ayush9791

2 жыл бұрын

@@curiositypiqued6573 u need a life and let other people live and enjoy whatever they want

Brilliant as always. Thank you. : )

The sign "no Foucy in my pouchy" Baahahahaa

I think I speak for many women when I say if your junk is clean and I don’t have to do weird shit to my insides to avoid pregnancy, YES!!!

@CarlSong

2 жыл бұрын

And men as well. There is simply not enough R&D in male contraceptives because of social stigma. Any effort made on this front should be applauded, not ridiculed.

@zuralani1

2 жыл бұрын

A jacuzzi for my nuts that also means no accidental children? I see this as an absolute win!

@curiositypiqued6573

2 жыл бұрын

Do the nuts go all the way into the cave

I wish Jon Batiste had a morning show so I could wake up feeling super awesome like him everyday 🎹😎

ANOTHER podcast? Oh good. The other 12,000 that just came out last week left me with a spare 30 seconds in my day I needed to fill.

I don’t understand how so many Koalas have Chlamydia…I almost always use protection…😜

@simond.455

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe they're seeing someone else?

Stephen has been my lockdown companion. I am so very grateful..although this segment was called Quarantinewhile

@boomxmilizexpathacks9440

2 жыл бұрын

And Ellie!!!

@Clyde

2 жыл бұрын

@@boomxmilizexpathacks9440 do you mean Evie?

@boomxmilizexpathacks9440

2 жыл бұрын

@@Clyde Of course I do🤣 Spell check?? I must proof read 🤓

@Clyde

2 жыл бұрын

@@boomxmilizexpathacks9440 I don't even know if that's how you spell it..it may be with a Y!!😅😅 but yeah..I love Colbert!

id be thrilled to be a fan-favorite guest of the new podcast

Queen ❤ Adele

No Fauci in my Pouchie. That literally had me on the floor.

the podcast-finally!!

Wow that Dyson thing is nuts.

@Kingatje

2 жыл бұрын

*golf clap*

@tammystockley-loughlin7680

2 жыл бұрын

Hehe...I see what you did there. Positive vibes from New Hampshire, remember to be kind to each other and yourself during this pandemic and social crisis

Native Americans lived (and still live) in Utah 12,000 years ago. Yes, they used tobacco ritually. This is not actually surprising. What’s surprising to me is that the show used an illustration of while people, not Natives. That was wrong.

@pechaa

2 жыл бұрын

I agree - the drawing was weird. Come on, graphics people!

@arctic_haze

2 жыл бұрын

True but I think they used a generic "artistic impression of cavemen" without thinking.

@arctic_haze

2 жыл бұрын

I found it. It was painted by Tancredi Scarpelli, a pre-war Italian artist specializing in historic illustrations. The title is "The original Italians. The cavemen". So definitely not Native Americans.

@LaurieH57

2 жыл бұрын

@Arctic Haze, yep. It’s the “without thinking” part. :(

@rugby_jtizzle

2 жыл бұрын

I’m pretty sure they purposely made the cave people white cuz it’s Utah. Like it was part of the joke to make it funnier cuz we all know white people were not originally here,. I highly doubt Stephen would do this to be a hater. Been watching him and listening to his writers for years and they’re pretty intelligent and aware

That about Alexa is SO TRUE

YES!!!! Podcast💪

"Meanwhile knows all.. it forgives all"

Love the tie.

That intro to meanwhile has to be my favorite

5:35 "They never do lose suction... I don't know what that means." It means don't interrupt Dewey from Scary Movie while he's "cleaning his room."

"Testicles in and you're done." lmaooo

How does this dude do it!

Sweet! A podcast for my birthday!

@rachelgallagher6214

2 жыл бұрын

Happy birthday ✌💙 from Montana

Adele is so inspiring! Easy on Me is such an incredible song.

@22Phantasm

2 жыл бұрын

No she isn't and no it isn't. That's just my opinion which cannot be changed.

@Juniorverse

2 жыл бұрын

I’m tired of all the tear jerker ballads from her. Would it kill her to put out a mid-tempo song?

@malavoy1

2 жыл бұрын

@@Juniorverse Yeah, pair her up with Metallica 😁😁

@lolajaramillo4620

2 жыл бұрын

@@Juniorverse She put out, ‘Rolling In The Deep’..

Yeah thanks for waking my Alexa up Stephen…😂

4:13 Stephen, you realise anyone who has an Alexa now hates you?

"Hahahaha haaaaahahahahaah aha ahhaha" Alexa laughing in the dead of night with no timer having been triggered.

finally!!

5:45 as vacuum cleaners age, the motors become less powerful and thus don't suck as hard. Dyson's claim is that their vacuums never get weaker (which is probably bullshit, but w/e)

Plop plop fizz fizz. Oh what a relief it is

Stephen in pod form! WooHoo! 🎉🥳🎉

My Alexa is laughing out loud at you Stephen!

Some of those Koala's will probably be vaccinated at the John Oliver Chlaydia ward.

A PODCAST!!! Yesssss

I already listen to this show lol ...

Rivaling Adele, Stephen was hit after hit after hit with this "Meanwhile".

Nock looks a lot like my dad. And my cousin, his nephew! Also, I love the Travolta look on Jon. He has serious style, and a great smile! :D

hell yeah I like the podcast Idea!

When is Jon's Broadway Musical coming out? The Man is going to be an EGOT winner for sure. Snappy dresser too. If you like the new Adele song, check out Rick Beato's new video about it. It a full on appreciation video for the music, the producer, engineer, singing, etc. Well worth the time.

@jalabi99

2 жыл бұрын

Anyone talking about Rick Beato is a friend in my book. He's a national treasure

The guy that had to make that testicle bath animation….

@gogetter0009

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

POV: Me in the living room as Stephen sets off my Alexa.😳

“No Fauci in my pouchy” give that writer a raise

@gingercat777

2 жыл бұрын

Koalas don't have a pouch.... Kangaroos do 😉

@sophiophile

2 жыл бұрын

@@gingercat777 koalas do as well. They are both marsupials.

@gingercat777

2 жыл бұрын

@@sophiophile Whale Oil Beef Hooked

Love Jon's suit!

The Alexa bit really confused my Alexa

Great Stuff

Hardboiled!

Stephen, I loved you in Law and Order when you played a forger. Good acting.

Whenever I think of chlamydia-ridden koala bears, I think of John Oliver.

I often play the KZread clips and am only listening while washing dishes or some other thing

@LindaC616

2 жыл бұрын

But the graphics are sometimes worth it (I'm thinking the koalas)

The John Oliver Koala Chlamydia clinic comes to mind

You've got to love how as per Stephen Colbert's graphic department there was already an all white Caucasian population inhabiting UTAH twelve thousand years ago. The only thing missing from that precious visual gem was a book of Mormon casually tucked in the front pocket of a caveman's long sleeved fur cloth.

@hurdygurdyguy1

2 жыл бұрын

Lol! That was my first thought!! Oh yeah, and the breast feeding!

@rstainsbury

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah...I knocked hard on that one, too! Talk about white-washing prehistory!