MBMBaM 699: The Platonic Dad
Комедия
Don't worry if you missed out on the pop culture zeitgeist in the big sport event! We've got the rundown on everything you missed: not going in twisters, anti-Valentines, Jon Bovie the cow musician, and hedgehog-adjacent tater tots.
Suggested talking points: Caffeine Porridge, An R2-D2 Full of Bath Bombs, Skibidi Valentines, Dolly Parton Drifting
The Marsha P. Johnson Institute marshap.org/
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"I love you robocop" -Dr. S. McElroy 2024
@mothergoose9383
2 ай бұрын
She is freakin' hilarious. I love her.
@uuh4yj43
2 ай бұрын
ive been wanting to get into sawbones, where should i start?
37:28 jon bovi bit for posterity. i think the confidence with which he says it is what really sells it
@murkyth0ughts
2 ай бұрын
thank you so much, i literally came to this video for this exact bit. you're a peach and i hope you have a great week
I shouldnt have listened to this at work because now I'm trearing up from holding in my laughter about Jon Bovi
@mothergoose9383
2 ай бұрын
My best friend's mom called him that. Killed us every time. Miss her.
18:34 "I have a cube shaped pillow for sleep, a log shaped pillow to hold, my uh Bluetooth headband and my two wrist-braces for carpal tunnel." Boy and I feel bad about needing an eyemask and ear plugs to sleep woah
@sethharris813
2 ай бұрын
I have to use a sleep apnea machine now in my 40s. Full on have to be strapped in to my rest pod.
@gretl01
2 ай бұрын
@@sethharris813 yep, was thinking "pffft, where's your CPAP mask, Juice?" I have to roll backwards into bed like a scuba diver over the side of the boat so as not to kink my hose ...😅
@sethharris813
2 ай бұрын
@@gretl01 I like to pretend I'm like Darth Vader in his little sleep egg.
@singingsunflower9000
2 ай бұрын
@@sethharris813how did you know you had to get a sleep machine? And do you notice a difference in your sleep?
"I would skibidi your toilet" 😭😭😭
Hate my life but I love you guys. I gain a teeny bit of life energy back every monday
@devcrom3
2 ай бұрын
Cringe
@shaec8342
2 ай бұрын
@@devcrom3YOU'RE cringe
@devcrom3
2 ай бұрын
@@shaec8342 no u
@LucaAwooca
Ай бұрын
Man, same.
My name is Seth and dislike Valentine's Day. I feel like this episode really spoke to me for some reason.
@sethprops4404
2 ай бұрын
Me too, dude
Podcast for the cool babies actually starts at 12:30. Everything before that is for the dads, just skip it
@LucaAwooca
Ай бұрын
Thank you.
I haven't laughed at an episode as hard or as many times as the one today. Oh man 😂
The Reba bit was hilarious.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again. For 12 million dollars a year, I would let Travis Kelce yell at me EVERY Sunday.
@devcrom3
2 ай бұрын
How much would you pay for me to do it in a Kelce mask?
@uuh4yj43
2 ай бұрын
every day of the week
As a former candle safety tester, let me tell you - one three-wick peppermint-scented candle smells nice; a warehouse full of one hundred burns the eyes.
Munch squad is literally my favorite bit in all of MBMBaM, and I do not want it to end, but it is a crime that this particular munch squad will not be the final one. I just don’t get how any other one could more fittingly end the series.
43:51 a chandler is literally a candle maker. Griffin's business plan is to sell candle makers. Griffin is a human trafficker. The unpaid warehouse smell-work is the screen, the setup, the moment you disappear and re-emerge in Lithuania as a chandler.
700 is coming up so fast. i dont think they have anything planned
"Sleep talismans" had me rolling
Unfortunately for Griffin's billion dollar idea, wood wick candles already exist
Hey guys I am from Parkersburg. I just found you guys on here and yall are pretty cool!
haha . funny number
@tri-angel
2 ай бұрын
Oh it's a little three way
Popping a fresh ‘sode as I finish up monthly inventory hits HORD.
I think my sound self portrait would be the audio of Meryl Streep screaming in Big Little Lies.
I love my dad
@ryanlutes9833
2 ай бұрын
kiss your dad square on the lips
@NateCummings
2 ай бұрын
I love your dad too
@notgoingtokillyou_
2 ай бұрын
@@NateCummings no
@devcrom3
2 ай бұрын
I also love your dad!
@NateCummings
2 ай бұрын
@@notgoingtokillyou_ :{
37:39 YOU MADE ME SPIT ON MY GUACHE PAINTING
Certified banger
Hell yeah
Victorians gave anti- Valentine's day cards to folks they didn't like.
I’m interested in a link so I can place an order for the platonic dad™️
These boys should be in charge of the way voting happens
@taylordiclemente5163
2 ай бұрын
Dogs would finally gain the right to vote.
How did they talk about the Ben Affleck commercial no one remembers but they didn't touch the Jesus Foot Fetish one?
@awzthemusicalreviews
2 ай бұрын
Low hanging fruit; or, the result of violent repression (such as I went through when I saw the Scientology commercial)
Lotta spots talk in this one
i feel like the boys lately have been getting back to their roots as southern straight boys with all this sports talk, right?
Sydnee is so fucking funny between her 'telling justin abt soap operas neither of them have ever watched and never will' bit and 'i love you robocop' she may be funnier than justin ngl
adds end 46:30
im glad the intro song takes exactly 70 seconds so i know how much to skip
@muckrooms
2 ай бұрын
thank you for this wisdom
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