"once we get to 250 that's probably it."

20 bottles, we're getting there, oh I did loose one in a butt chugging accident...

I like how for all of their deliberate sports misnomers, Griffin (seemingly intentionally) refers to a "lead" quarterback as if it were a part in a play.

Ok 250 episodes should be good. Now they are in the 500’s. Ah yes.

you're going to want to cost the inside of a plastic bag with petroleum jelly, put the box inside, and get as much air out of it as possible. bury it so the top is at least 3 feet below the surface and decorate the spot with halved limes

Who's the Gene Shallit of video games?

I don't believe Michael Richards is actually racist. A lot of co-stars from Seinfeld and other people from his past have stated that they never saw any indications that he's a racist. He was just trying his hand at being an over-the-top shock comic, got heckled and tried to turn it around on the heckler but since he had lost his temper/composure, he double downed on it and it just came out sounding like a racist rant. As Dave Chappelle said about the incident "the comedian in me was sayin, Kramer’s having a bad set".