“Don’t worry Blanche the dress covers most of it”.

Rose doesn't bust out the sarcasm often, but when she does, she nails it.

“Or have Sophia come in and bring you the refrigerator?”. Omg, I wish I wrote that line.

“Blanche we are not dancing on our backs”.

I like how they live in Florida but always wear bulky sweaters and multiple layers.

One of my faves wasnt on here. It was when Sophia and Blanche were dating the same man. The one where Blanche say shes gonna lay in a bathtub with only enough water to cover her bosoms and then Sophia responds with.."you're only gonna sit in a inch of water?" 🤣🤣🤣

Missed: Blanche: we're the same age. Dorothy: what, in dog years?

“Rose you’re too hard on yourself, I know people who think you’re dumb over the phone”

"I can last just as long as you can." "Blanche, we not dancing on our backs!!" Dorothy SCORCHED Blanche with that line!! I replayed it....many times.

Dorothy was the queen of comebacks and Sophia was the queen of the one-liners

Their shadiness puts most of The Real Housewives to shame.

"Maybe he just doesn't like her."

"Can't you put yourself in my position?"

"Blanche we are not dancing on our backs"

“Damn I’m good”😂

The writing was brilliant. The delivery by the girls was beyond fantastic.

"Can't you see that the chain accentuates the many folds of that turkey-like neck?"

Why don't I just wear a sign that says "Too ugly to live"

Rose, you are too hard on yourself. I know people who think you are dumb over the phone!

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