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@blue3381

Жыл бұрын

Matteo - THANK YOU for taking the garlic out! My Italian friends say that American Italians use WAY too much garlic and then leave whole chunks in the sauce, and stink up the whole dish (and their breath for several days.)

@Hamlet2369

Жыл бұрын

Bravo Matteo

@lolajmz5353

Жыл бұрын

STUNAD!! Lol!

@ptrborys

Жыл бұрын

Damn that was funny! Matter is one of my favorite comics I follow for the Las few.years and I appreciate him. But...to have this opportunity to hear the banter between him and his friend Nick? I LOVED IT!! Hilarious and more please. BTW, really enjoyed your Advice show. Very quick and funny. Cheers

@denisesmith209

Жыл бұрын

Just found you recently. Thank you so much for making me laugh, I've needed it lately💜. Just FYI, I know your are probably in a rental, but you can in just a few minutes flip your hinges on your frig, to make it open towards the kitchen. It is just a minor adjustment, but trust me, it will be life changing, not kidding. If you aren't handy, just KZread it or ask a handy friend. Thanks again for all the laughter.

Making Nick make crappy pasta first and lampooning him the whole time before showing him how to make actual pasta seems so cruel and I'm totally here for it.

@funniebunnie4u

Жыл бұрын

Creepy Pasta?? No, CRAPPY Pasta.... Lolzzz

@cynthiahusband106

Жыл бұрын

Not only is Matteo a fabulous comedian but an incredible cook, who knew, so talented love both of them, they make my day , they clear the dark clouds when they begin to appear.

@wiesejay

Жыл бұрын

Crappolini is the *best* tho

@skarlharvey

Жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

@itsgonnabeanaurfromme

3 ай бұрын

It's canned tomato sauce. Matteo's ain't that good

Nick's not so subtle wincing micro expressions when Matteo calls him "my friend" three times has me on the floor. Bahaha

@thebambolo

Жыл бұрын

non lo avevo notato🤣😂

@cynthiahusband106

Жыл бұрын

LOVE Matteo funny as hell , like nic but he looks more like a history teacher , they both are great together but Matteo is cancer-cancer people are naturally funny!!!!!!!!moon child

Finally the mythical, often spoke-about but rarely-shown, Nick is on TV

@morticiabaddams

2 жыл бұрын

His appearances on the Sibling Rivalry podcast are hilarious.

@fajarsetiawan8665

2 жыл бұрын

@@morticiabaddams which episode? I've never heard he ever been in the taping. Mentioned? Yes. Being a guest?? Idk.

@bonelegged

2 жыл бұрын

@@fajarsetiawan8665 it may have been a Patreon exclusive

@naidamar1

Жыл бұрын

Are they dating?

@fajarsetiawan8665

Жыл бұрын

@@naidamar1 No, they're just really close friends.

The way I am literally crying while watching him reenact his rollercoaster experience lmaoo

@DandMProduction

Жыл бұрын

OMG, I almost fell out of my chair laughing at that 😆🤣🤣

@snaxolotl2.0

Жыл бұрын

It was GOLD!

@bucketree

Жыл бұрын

It was everything my cat almost jumped out of his fur I laughed so hardv😂😂😂😂😂😂

@kenburns8721

Жыл бұрын

They both reenact this like an Inflatable Tube Man in front of a car wash or car dealership. Now, I understand why! 😳😂

@ts.elliot5870

9 ай бұрын

I love the two of you together. What's next on the Cooking Channel?

Nick: A little spicy for my liking... Also Nick: Could use a LITtle pepper. His chaotic energy is just too much🤣

Has anyone noticed comedians tend to be friends with just the most unintentionally hilarious people. This is that to a complete T. I was genuinely crying laughing at nick making pasta.

@paganibonda

Жыл бұрын

Wait, are you talking about Karl Pilkington?

@sayno2lolzisback

Жыл бұрын

Its very true and then the actual comedian takes a back seat. I think I remember it was either Bill Burr or Bill Hader who said the guys they grew up with were so much funnier than them.

@humansareslaves618

Жыл бұрын

@@paganibonda funny you say that cause my first thought went straight to Ricky Gervais and Karl Pilkington😂

@xaviciba984

Жыл бұрын

Omg i haven't laughed as i did in months

@sayno2lolzisback

Жыл бұрын

@@humansareslaves618 The early XFM, not the podcast or show, stuff is still some of the funniest shit I've ever heard. Absolutely mad banter

Absolutely LOVE these videos, but I can hear the screams of my ancestors every time the metal utensils are scraped against those nonstick pans 😆

@lolak3044

Жыл бұрын

But did your ancestors have nonstick pans? I don't they've been around that long 😉

@Soken50

Жыл бұрын

@@lolak3044 Yum, delicious Teflon®, If you don't want cancer use a wooden spatula

@honeym7408

Жыл бұрын

It’s me screaming. 😂

Omg thank you Nick for reenacting the coaster. I just laugh/cry/peed. Please participate in more content. Also, this is exactly how my northern European folk make pasta. Sawdust parmesan from childhood still lives in my gut. And I have arthritis from my pepper grinder.

@Blueeyedsailor369

2 жыл бұрын

My eyes were literally watering

@koalakisser9769

Жыл бұрын

I lol literally 😂😂😂

@dawnjohnson4869

Жыл бұрын

Yes! I keep rewatching it and laughing until I can barely breathe.

@Fluff_Noodles

Жыл бұрын

Literally just watched him do that as a bit during a comedy show and I was so happy to see him make the joke so long ago

I love how Matteo is so deadpan with Nick and Nick is just trying to live his whimsical fantasy lmao

“What’s your Nona’s name?” “Janet” Lol😂

"I barely taste the Patricio Regiani" I spat out my drink!!! I adore you guys

@cristinamarierosado10

9 ай бұрын

Me too 😂😆🤣😆

I need more of these two. Doing anything. Shopping, parallel parking, anything to keep two of the most refreshing and funny people on YT making more videos.

@ISTEasnoneother

Жыл бұрын

😂 Parallel parking 😂

@2K1Y7

Жыл бұрын

OMG - parallel parking. That is the answer!

@christinevr7698

11 ай бұрын

100% gotta see parallel parking 😄

@gracelarmee

9 ай бұрын

I want Nick to have to parallel park a massive truck in a tiny space and I want to see the sheer frustration

I truly hope Matteo never runs out of pasta dishes to teach us.

@mailelement1100

Жыл бұрын

And I'll try every single one of them. I'll need to run a lot.

7:41 The way Matteo laughs at his friend getting burned is such an authentic reaction amongst friends. That’s how you know the friendship is real

He said imma put a lid on it… “I wish he would, imma right ladies?” 😂😂😂💀💀💀

Between the reenactment of the roller coaster (I'm in pain laughing) and the aggression with the appliances, I am DYING 😂

Love the two of you, hilarious. 😂 The fork against the pan though was killing me 😰😅

@OpiceSF

2 жыл бұрын

He needs to invest in some wooden utensils or those new pans won't last very long. 😬

@HawkGirl69

Жыл бұрын

Wood is the way to go. Metal utensils on nonstick was killing me lol

Oh my god I NEED to share a story. I watched this video and then my daughter had a sleepover with some friends and they wanted spaghetti for dinner. I made Mateo’s spaghetti with the really salted water and now these girls parents are texting me and asking for the pasta brand and recipe because their daughters came home and said it was the best spaghetti they’ve ever had. I laughed to tell them it’s just like Quarter of a cup or so of salt in the water 😂 That’s my “secret” recipe!

@IjeomaThePlantMama

Жыл бұрын

That's hilarious that salted pasta water was such a game changer lol

@cynthiahusband106

Жыл бұрын

They work well together I love nic but , Matteo has my heart❤️

@user-ql7qi3or2r

Жыл бұрын

Amazing

@brucetidwell7715

Жыл бұрын

If they don't salt their pasta water, it does make a huge difference. Although, tossing out the jar of chemical dreck and making actual sauce with tomatoes is an even bigger one.

@richiejohnson

10 ай бұрын

Whoa! That's a whole lot of salt!

OMG, the reenactment of Nick passing out on the roller coaster nearly killed me. 🤣😂👏🏾

This was hysterical! This is exactly the energy I have with my friends. People don't see the " gay male friend" dynamic enough. Thanks for the laugh today!

@brucetidwell7715

Жыл бұрын

With gay men, the "frenemy" spice is what distinguishes best friends from lovers.

Your 'ima kill you' energy between you two is hysterical.

Matteo's big sad eyes are so adorable. Nick's jawline and chin are extraordinary. He's "accidental renaissance."

Heard so much about him and he did not disappoint in this video🤣

4:31 I absolutely cannot. I am crying with the reenactment of the rollercoaster. Nick is a gem. We need more Nick.

Nick is hilarious. Somehow reminds me of Sheldon, unapologetic on his choice of food. I love how Matteo cracks up on Nick just being himself. What a duo.

Comedy AND cooking advice? Thank god. Just watched the special and his Nick impression is so accurate you know they’re best friends

That wheezing laugh at 3.24 answers perfectly why you two are good friends! 🤣

I love how Nick is looking at Mateo like he's an alien while he's explaining his recipe 🤣

More cooking videos with Nick please!!! The two of you together is magical & hilarious 😂🤣💀

Nick is everything ❤ If he ever loses his job as Mateo’s sidekick, he can get a job as a blow up guy outside a tax preparer based on that roller coaster story

@richiejohnson

10 ай бұрын

Nick has a real hard edge. I would not want to be on the receiving end of his displeasure.

Nick is EXACTLY as you portray him.

Matteo and nick thank you so much, my mother and I loved this recipe! Shes fighting cancer (and beating its ass) and lately shes super careful about what she eats but when I made this for me and her to try she asked me to make more! Bravo guys send y’all love

We need more Matteo and nick, laughed so hard.

Nick making you laugh is everything. I laughed my ass off through this whole thing. Thank you! 😂

Nick is exactly what i expected. He is soooooooo funny!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Nick and you have perfect chemistry. It’s a joy to watch you two.

Just made this today for the fam! Incredible recipe, never realized how creamy tomato sauce becomes when you add that bit of starchy water on top of the pasta before you mix it in the pot. Also adding a bit of water before and reducing it, never thought about reducing red sauce before this. I don't buy sauce with sugar in it but I usually go for pre-made with the flavour added already. Buying the jar of Mutti and adding the garlic, salt, basil and pepper flakes made it taste even better than jar bought. Super cheap solution. Very easy to make and highly recommended!

love how dry nick's sense of humor is VS matteo's wit!!!

This is exactly why I clicked. I saw Nick and instantly knew the banter was gonna have me cackling.

God, Nick is so unbelievably adorable, I love him

Watching nick body movements when he blacked out on that rollercoaster 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

I have not had a belly laugh in sooo long. And when Nick started flailing around explaining his roller coaster black out...... I just loved it! Love you guys your beautiful.....thanks for giving me these happy sensations! 😘😘🥰😊

Listen, i'm italian and i would not recommend putting butter in pasta al pomodoro, but this needs to be a regular show ♥

@rp3351

Жыл бұрын

Nah, maybe it sound strange if you're from the south, but I think butter is ok =) I'm Italian too, from Tuscany, and here all grandmas used to add a bit of butter to the pasta when they popped open a jar of homemade "pomarola" sauce to dress the pasta with. And I think in the north of Italy it was tradition to make a fast sauce with tomato "passata" cooked with onions browned in butter.

@occhiblue374

9 ай бұрын

Barilla is supposed to be a homophobic compa Ny.

Please cook with Bob or Monet next, Matteo!!! ^_^

@dcla16able

2 жыл бұрын

Yeeeees! Ramen Cook Off pt.2!

I loved every second of this and Nick is a gift to humans 🤌🏻

I originally only knew Nick through Matteo’s channel and the first thing I saw when Nick joined him onstage somewhere was the rollercoaster bit. I nearly passed out from laughing and have been a fan ever since. 😅

I would watch ANY video with Matteo and Nick. They're hilarious every single time

I can’t stop laughing at Nick demonstrating his roller coaster ride… He looks like Ichabod Crane set on fire.

Nick is hilarious......best collab ever......

I have Literally watched this 5 times. Nick is hilarious 🤣😂

What kind of trade did Nick make to have the skin of a cursed prince? Clearly the same Dorian Grey style trade Matteo made. Love you guys!

i like to be friends with nick.he has such sarcastic sassy manner i love

As an italian, this is outrageous. But fun as hell. Edit: Matteo did it justice

I love Nick aka Squidward!! 😂 Thank you Bob, Monet and Matteo for introducing him to the world.

Matteo‘s imitation of Nick in his act is perfectly accurate! Nick is hilarious and is also Squidward. More Nick!

Matteo is really a legit cook. he did everything by the rule. Props and Kudos to him from Italy. that's a real nonna recipe.

Please more with Nick, you two are hilarious together.

I love that whenever Mateo gets around Nick he suddenly becomes one of those flailing balloon men that hangs out in front of car dealerships

4:14 Holy crap! Imagining his body flailing on a rollercoaster is so hilarious!

Nick reenacting his coaster experience has me dying!

I love it when Matteo laughs so hard he can't breathe! I was so relieved when he showed his friend how to make actual sauce! You should try tomato paste base!

ive listened to you talk about and to nick so much on your podcast and it wasnt until now that i realised in my head he literally looked like squidward lmaoo. seeing the real nick is a true blessing thank y'all 😂

@Rai_S82

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds more like him than looks like him. Amazing 🤣

“I’m sure my ancestors have delt with famine before” I’m wheezing

"I never liked you." Is my new way to say goodbye to friends.

It’s real life squidward!!!

Am I the only one who wonders how tall they both are? I can't figure out if Nick is really tall or if Matteo is somewhat short - both still cute.

@ChubbyUnicorn

Жыл бұрын

Bottom of upper cabinets are set at standard 54" Nick appears to be 6'8 to 8' (his model thin frame adds 12".)

@jbaby362

Жыл бұрын

Matteo is 5' 11" or 6" so Nick is Slenderman

@nottherealrabbit

9 ай бұрын

Nick is 6"4 and wears exclusively womens blouses.

Can you please go on tour together? You're both hilarious and have great comedic chemistry

Oh em gee Nick closing the video with "I never liked you" was literally the birth of their podcast name

The old lady bickering is fantastic content lmaooooo

The man, the mystery, the legend from Verizon. We got to meet Nick :) He must be protected at all costs :) 😍😂😍

So after watching Matteo’s special, I immediately searched for a video with him and Nick and he (Nick) does sound like Squidward!! Like if Paul Lynde smoked two packs a day. And I f*cking love it!!

"Let's not say things we can't take back...." my word Matteo, that was raw.

4:22 till 4:27 literally killed me. I'm dead now.

Omg 😂I love how Matteo says out loud everything I’m thinking 😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂 “if I’m feeling spicy 🌶️ I make the red sauce “-Nick 😂

I love Nick and demand more Nick content

Possibly avoid metal utensils on nonstick pans, especially Nick stabbing the pot with a fork. Silicone or wood so it doesn’t damage the nonstick coating.

If you've ever been in college, Nick's version is in every student's repertoire.

Nick is incredibly talented in demonstrating “the flailing”. Incredibly hilarious video huge applause 👏. Mateo and Nick videos are by far the most hilarious 🤣. Make more videos!!

Watching your videos sparingly, 1 or 2 a day because I know there aren’t enough to last forever - You guys have the greatest nemesis friendship 💯

Yessss more vegetarian recipes please !!! (well parmesan is not vegetarian, but easily replaced)

Nick is such a Drama Queen… loveeee!!!

“When do you add the pepper?” 😂 I absolutely love you two! Thank you for making these videos.

“When are you gonna add the pepper” and “you added red flakes.” Kiiiiiilllled me 🤣🤣😂😂😂

Thank you so much! This video was so much fun and it cracked me up numerous times!!

More Nick please! Loved him !

This is the 4th of video I've seen with him cooking I like how they're all pasta sauce and maybe meat. It's interesting to see all these different sauces broken down and much less intimidating to consider cooking

“Let’s not say things we can’t take back” 😂

You two need to start a podcast together 🙏🏻

Okay so I made this tonight, using the sauce I had on hand (so not exactly the same) and it came out FANTASTIC! It was so easy to remember too(I hate cooking so much & I'm bad at it). The kids asked for more... which is a first haha

the 30sec roller coaster story - i'm still laughing

God, i would kill to have a friendship like this. So funny!

Isn’t Matteo part Mexican? If so, would love to see him do a Mexican dish like tamales during Xmas 😄 📢Don’t forget your Chicano heritage mijito!!!😩 Lmao Nick is amazing, 4:10 my hubby can’t do roller coasters either 🎢it’s not for everyone

I was going to comment on Barilla's history of homophobia but then Googled their history of homophobia and found out they're no longer considered to be homophobic. Apparently they've mended their homophobic ways. So, I will, therefore, not comment on their past homophobia.

Nick's "what do you want me to do? Sit here in silence and stare at you?" made me full on witch cackle/belly laugh 🤣🤣🤣 Took me and my cat totally by surprise! Haven't laughed that hard in months, at least!

Delightful. Matteo’s pasta is created perfectly. Nick is a good comic foil.

How do you say “Oh, Nick, bless your heart” in Italian? 😀 (But I do like a lot of pepper.)

@sgruntyit276

2 жыл бұрын

It is not a literal translation but in Italy we say "Oh, Nick, che Dio ti benedica".

"What's your nonna's name" "Janet" 🤣😂💀

More, please, for goodness sake, we need more of these two amazingly funny people doing absolutely anything together...I'm laughing so hard I think my neighbors are awake at this point..🤣😆🤣👏