I could binge watch a season of just the two of you doing Italian things

@kristillana

Жыл бұрын

Yeeeeesssss!

@davelonghi8229

Жыл бұрын

I need 5 seasons of this on Netflix

@circulati

Жыл бұрын

Siiiiiiiiii ❤

@thesalvadorian

Жыл бұрын

Italian things? So sex, coffee, and cigarettes?

The bar guy: "I want to stay out of it" He knows it's gonna get ugly 😂

@maffa2849

11 ай бұрын

had the look of a piano man in a saloon before bullets go flying

Comedians in sunglasses getting coffee.

I swear to all the Gods, this man would be an excellent travel documentary host. National Geographic needs this guy.

@numtwelve12

3 ай бұрын

1000% agree

Yes, more comedy content in Italy! You and Francesco also have great chemistry, like you and Nick.

"You need coffee, but still nothing gets done" OUCH

Netflix needs to throw money at Matteo for a travel series.... Pronto!

I feel like Italians travelling to the US should be entitled to free travel insurance for the mental health risks of witnessing Americans walking around with a gallon cup of Starbucks sugar milk masquerading as coffee

@frostfang1

Жыл бұрын

I just call it chocolate milk with a splash of coffee.

@nurseaylla

Жыл бұрын

YES please, brazilians need that free travel insurance too 😆😂😂😂😂

@theprousteffect9717

Жыл бұрын

Americans should just take caffeine pills if they don't actually like coffee. They wouldn't need to worry about spilling a gigantic thermos on themselves while trying to commute an hour to work or going about their day. There is no real coffee culture here because of our weird habits.

@cdb88

Жыл бұрын

Honestly they wont even recognize it as coffee. They probably think they are obsessed with milkshakes.

@dirkandi

Жыл бұрын

Sadly Americans have no culture at all but are too ignorant to realize it!

Love this. Especially the cappuccino... No no I said frappaccino. I miss Italy, please film more like this. You speaking in Italian is a thing of beauty.

Takes 8 minutes to say that the most important thing is to "be quick". The audacity 🤣

I work at a café and one time an american family came in and order latte. They all insisted on getting 4 pumps of vanilla syrup in their latte except one girl. She wanted 8 pumps of vanilla and 2 of hazelnut….. I recreated that drink for myself after they were gone (but just half the size) and I had sugar taste stuck in my mouth for almost two hours after 🤢

@celiashen5490

Жыл бұрын

I'm WWWAAAAAYYYYYY over here and I'm having a diabetic episode just reading that. 😵‍💫

@Liusila

Жыл бұрын

Wait but how big was the latte? Maybe they were expecting you to make a 950ml latte for them like they’re used to, so they sugar amount would have been bearable.

@PlutoKaron

Жыл бұрын

@@Liusila I wish, but our Latte is just one size and the mother took a sip of hers and wanted more syrup -_-'

@Liusila

Жыл бұрын

@Pluto Hehe the classic "would you like some coffee with your syrup, ma'am?"

@gritskennedy5007

Жыл бұрын

Gross! Ewww why couldnt you tell how sweetthat would be disgusting sweet sugar coma!

I feel like Matteo would really love Melbourne coffee culture. Especially because of how much he hates Starbucks

@jazzycat8917

Жыл бұрын

true. Really says something that somewhere like Los Angeles has over 160 (honestly its probably more) Starbucks while Melbourne, which has way more people, has a grand total of 15.

@planestrainsdogsncars4336

Жыл бұрын

@@jazzycat8917 and THATS the reason McDonalds closed in Carlton. Nobody wants that kind of coffee retail, small, medium or large crap-a- chino here. Gloria Jeans included. Who has good coffee in a mug FFS.?

@gazzamuso

Жыл бұрын

Na, just skip straight to New Zealand where the coffee is actually good 😜

@CraigWedd

Жыл бұрын

@@gazzamuso hahaha as a kiwi living in Melbourne i agree the coffee in NZ is great, but Melbourne hits that next level, probs because we have such a huge italian population

@-MacCat-

Жыл бұрын

We Melbournians are very capable of making great coffee but we have more than our fair share of frappè drinking, "latte" ordering pretentious, flat white pretentious wankers to deal with.

"I want to stay out of it" 🤣🤣🤣

lol the italian comedian trying to not use the hands - go for pocket go for pocket!!

I live in Australia and work in an Italian restaurant. Once a week we have people coming for Italian lessons and when they finish they order coffees. One of them decided to order an americano, but, translating literally, he came to me and ordered a “Lungo Nero”… I had to explain him what “lungo nero” means in Italian and why you should never ask for it in Italy. 😅

@LovelyLady1111

11 ай бұрын

Lmaoo I just looked up the translation for that 🤣

@antine1279

2 ай бұрын

Oh noooo! I don't even speak italian but I know what that is

I love that, coffee stays in the bar! No to go cups ☕️

It's always a good time when Matteo uploads. 🤩

By no surprise whatsoever, Milan has Starbucks. I wont lie, the actual establishment is stunning, but the clientele are exactly who you’d expect it to be.

You should record you ordering at McDonald’s a cheeseburger but “just cheese, please” 😂😂

That s so interesting, because in Vienna (Austria) there is also a big culture about coffe, but it is very common that you sit in a Kaffehaus (cafe) for hours with ordering nothing but one espresso

I wish I had seen this video 10 years ago when I visited Italy, I 100% insulted the entire Italian nation by ordering a medium coffee to go

I’m unsure what I just watched, but I’m in favour of it and want to encourage the creation of more

"I want to stay out if it", omg loved it!

For the algorithm, I'm not a coffee fan so just watching to learn. 😁 It helps that these gents are so easy on the eye too! 😄 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤🇮🇹

@chewie1644

Жыл бұрын

Very nice, very evil

@DadsCigaretteRun

Жыл бұрын

They are very gay fyi but good video ether way lol

@gabrieljohnson4213

Жыл бұрын

You are barking up the wrong tree

@animalswin2105

Жыл бұрын

@@gabrieljohnson4213 why? Would some straight men not share how they like looking at some lesbians if the gay girls were very attractive ? Do straight men ever look away ?

@gabrieljohnson4213

Жыл бұрын

@@animalswin2105 For example Ellen Page. She was cute in Juno but then first as a lesbian and then as Elliot Page it became no longer possible to imagine a hypothetical relationship with that celebrity.

Your videos feel effortless. Keep them coming!

I studied in a small town in Tuscany for a semester years ago, before the Starbucks revolution had fully reached Europe, and I have memories of ordering a latte with "all the sugar" every day. The old couple at the café by my apartment probably thought I was deranged. They usually just patted my head and gave me pastries I was not allowed to pay for. In other words, do you think my husband would mind if I left him for a few years to recreate that life experience?

@antine1279

2 ай бұрын

Probably not if he's a keeper :P

I'm not even gay but that is one handsome devil. The Italian isn't half bad either.

Actually, there’s a Starbucks in Rome. A bit in the outskirts, yet still, there’s one. Not sure for how long though!

"What is this, a crossover episode?"

2:45 "... she goes to jail" 😆😄

I have been following Francesco and his shows since he was performing on Comedy Central. Now I have been following you for almost one year. I like this collaboration. I want more videos of you together!

Two of my best comedians together ❤❤❤ omg 😱

Starbucks? The only person that can write my name on a cup is my doctor for the urine sample

coffee in italy is like few drops in volume, one sip and it's done. lol of course there is no coffee to go 😂

in love with old man barista 👨‍🦳💕

In 2018, Starbucks opened its first store in Italy, a 25,000-square-foot roastery in Milan. (ROME LOCATION OPENED - Thursday, April 07, 2022 ) Despite being inspired by Italian coffeehouse culture, the American chain faced resistance when entering the country. It took Starbucks 47 years to open a shop in Italy. Italians take their coffee culture very seriously - it’s filled with traditions, customs, and rituals. It’s common to order an espresso, quickly drink it at the counter while chatting with your barista, and leave - contrary to Starbucks shops, where customers may sit for a while to work on their laptops. When Starbucks announced its formal plans to open in Milan, some local residents disapproved, and a few protesters set fire to a cluster of the palm trees Starbucks had planted in the Piazza del Duomo.

@robertoegosum1501

Жыл бұрын

Starbucks in Milano has closed. It was more than a couple of years ago.

@thedolphinc

Жыл бұрын

@@robertoegosum1501 Do you know why? very curious!

@robertoegosum1501

Жыл бұрын

@@thedolphinc The main location, few steps far from Duomo Square, was pretty expensive while the experience of a fast food for coffee is not apreciated by everyone. I read there are two more Starbucks in town but both of them are not exactly overcrowded...

@dubzndrugs

Жыл бұрын

@@thedolphinc probably because people only came in to look around, judge/make fun of it and then get a real coffee right around the corner. I visited that Starbucks in 2018 and I'd be surprised if tourists would actually buy something there considering how easy/cheap it is to get good coffee literally everywhere in Italy.

@thedolphinc

Жыл бұрын

@Donpianta ​@@robertoegosum1501 ​ Thanks you both for replying! Very interesting and funny! - NOT IN FRANCE! 😅 I'm part French, and in Paris and Lyon, where we lived, we couldn't get a seat or get into Starbucks for 4 years - so we simply went across the street for better coffee at 1/16th the price!

This is the travel show we NEEDED.

Seriously, one of my favorite videos!! What’s a Frappuccino lol 😂

More Italy content please! Milan, Naples, Sicily too. 🇮🇹

Matteo, il tuo accento e' perfetto. I wish my 2 kids spoke Italian as good and clear as you: they were born in Scotland, but we only speak Italian at home 😢 so not enough practice.

@MrPantheraUmbra

Жыл бұрын

Well, make an effort to exclusively speak only Italian with them, others will speak English with them. Don't worry, they will speak both languages perfectly as long as you stick to one language and not mix it with other one. Keep it pure or they will pick up your bad habits.

@arcadia2038

Жыл бұрын

@@MrPantheraUmbra we already do that. No bad habits to pick here, but not extended family to help practicing. Some people are just better at languages, and/or more interested.

@MrPantheraUmbra

Жыл бұрын

@@arcadia2038 I see, that is unfortunate. It is true what you say. ^^

@astrol4b

Жыл бұрын

Come on he sounds like Stanlio and Ollio. There is much much room for improvement.

@LifeOutsideTheBubble

6 ай бұрын

I wonder if the accent comes from speaking enough at home or the opera training.

Matteo! Your Italian sounded spot on!

I love you both but together you are amazing!

You’re the new and improved Rick Steves. You should do these videos everywhere, even in the states.

love this

You need coffee but still nothing gets done…so right!!😂😂😂

Actually there are a lot of Starbucks in Italy, but they are mainly for tourists, no Italian would drink a pumpkin spice latte

@MartinaValla

Жыл бұрын

The ones in Rome and Florence are dfinitely for tourists, mainly, but the rest are pretty popular among italians, too! p.s. this italian would definitely drink a Pumpkin Spice Latte, it is *awesome* - at least in America - but I also suggest the Vanilla Creme, it's soo good

@MartinaValla

Жыл бұрын

@Arkady I was wondering watching the video what is white mocha?

@MartinaValla

Жыл бұрын

@Arkady oooooh sounds nice!

@tsmith76092

Жыл бұрын

I mean I’ll own up to the fact that I love a massive trenta pumpkin cream cold brew in the winter while in the US… but going to Starbucks in Italy is like going to a Papa John’s in Naples!

A Frappuccino is a meal. Excomunicado!Hahahaha

This is fantastic

I was a Starbucks barista on Long Island, my cafe was one of the 2 acceptable cafes on the entire island. I made it a habit of at least adding doppio espresso ristretto shots to every frapp

I love the font here

This is so educational!

Bravo Matteo e Grande Francesco come sempre!

The video I didn't know I needed

Grazie Matteo!!

This is some seriously underrated content!! 😂❤ Here have a comment for the algorithm and best of luck

The cameraman being asked if he wants coffee "my god they can see me!?"

My nona drank at least one full pot of coffee per day...she would bring a giant thermos to drink in 95°+ heat while working outdoors. Not content to drink coffee alone, she used to make me warm lattes in my baby bottle. Yes, I drank coffee from my infancy.

@antine1279

2 ай бұрын

My grandma also made me a "white coffee" in my bottle. The old generations were crazy xD

I love Matteo

She goes to jail 🤣💀

@CRAETION_

Жыл бұрын

Made me cackle

I want a Travels With Matteo channel and I want it now.

That was awesome

This was perfect ❤️. I found myself smiling the entire video.. Please become BFF 👬

Would love to see you in a comedy travel show Matteo!!!! You would be just perfect for it!! ❤️✈️

Matteo’s impression of the fancy American woman is hilarious 😂 “what a dumm beech…”

You were right Matt. You look like you're crushing poon in Italy. Flying so under the radar 🤣😅

Prossimo step insegnare a Matteo a bere due Campari gin alle dieci di mattina con cannetta tattica per calarlo nel vero stile italiano

Pretty accurate I must Say

Matteo you should come to Denmark and have a tour there :D

About the Frappuccino: some years ago, Starbucks announced it was going to open a branch in Italy. Somebody asked Ernesto Illy, the padrone of Illy Caffe, if he was worried. He replied, with typical Italian asperity, “Starbucks does not sell coffee. Starbucks sells milk.” And BTW, I live a few blocks from you in the West Village. Why do I have to travel to Ultima Thule, or worse, Indianapolis, to see you perform, per caritá?

Amazing! Having a caffe at the bar in Italy is my favorite thing. While traveling in northern Italy my wife and I discovered Caffe Musetti. It's now our favorite. Every time I take a shot it brings me right back to the bar in Italy!

Matteo is an outstandingly talented multifaceted artist, too. But, stand-up comedy seems to be a powerful force within him. His reputation as a contributor to the Gay/LGBTQ community that brings laughter and joy to the Straight community as well, tells everyone how we can be allies for one another. Thanks, Matteo! ...I've admired and loved you as a Gay brother for years. Gary WW.

Matteoooooooo

I loved this. It was sweet.

"A faffuccino" hahhaha

That was so fun! More videos speaking Italian! Talk to some of the tourists on the street.

Hold up now! White chocolate mocha is my goto!!! LOL!!!

This video is funnier now that I've seen the Starbuck episode. OMFG.

Caffè Peru’!! Top!!

You should do a Starbucks drinks video with francesco

Matteo, we better see this amazing amatriciana in Rome you say is to die for

Greetings from Greece, land of frappé coffee (literally the most popular "breakfast" +cigarettes). Personally, even though I think espresso is the best coffee, I don't like the traditional way of drinking it. I prefer to drink it americano style (hot or iced, we call it "freddo espresso" here). That way, at least, you have an excuse for not getting things done 😛

@louisdewit4429

Жыл бұрын

I LOVE Frappé. Make it at home in Holland. It’s ok but never as i got it in Greece and also Serbia. Just not that stiff. 🇬🇷 ❤🇳🇱

We stayed a few nights in Casa Ricci at the Via di Monserrato. Lovely family apartment in a amazing spot in Rome, what a beautiful surrounding!

5:40 I knew this guy wanted to pump Mateo lol 😆

Laurel and Hardy; Abbott & Costello; Martin & Lewis-------------------------------------------and Mateo & Francesco. Take your show on the road. It's great to see you two interact.

Wow I was checking out Matteo's tour dates in Toronto for February and they're basically all sold out, and its a big venue. Awesome for him but sucks for me looking for tickets haha

Wait…I thought you were supposed to pay first?!and then order your coffee….

Ooof that daddy gutted Mateo post taping

Let’s go!

Every single coffee drinking person, outside of Italy, especially in Melbourne Australia, should watch this and learn from it.😉😆

Das GRÜBENSCHLAETEN ist neiner vos der bügenßer 😂😂😂😂

@Matteo Lane -- where do I get your jeans?!

I like how Matteo says gay in Italian. Gay-ya or Gay-ah! 😆

5:54 looks like the undisclosed Bourdain place he used to eat at!

Comedians on cobblestones getting coffee

Tout le monde!

In Italia il caffe' e' un rito, al sud piu' che al nord. Bel video complimenti

Grande France'!

lavazza have started selling instant americano here in the uk, the can has the text in italian as well as english, i can't work out if it's italian for marketing purposes or if they actually sell this in italy

i’d love to be matteo’s bestie

daje matteo grazie