Matt Hancock: How To Profit From Your Moral Failures

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  • @ambient675
    @ambient675 Жыл бұрын

    It's shocking how they got away with this and are still getting away with it. I hope the British people come to their senses and demand better from their politicians.

  • @ThaTurminator

    @ThaTurminator

    Жыл бұрын

    They won’t. They keep winning. The British public repeatedly flock around the worst blatantly obvious crooks and imbeciles and form cults around them. BoJo, Farage, etc. democracy is a tool which ensures a people are governed no better than they deserve.

  • @BeeTriggerBee

    @BeeTriggerBee

    Жыл бұрын

    The amount of corruption and fuckery would have me demand their heads if i were a British citizen.

  • @RichWoods23

    @RichWoods23

    4 ай бұрын

    The problem is that we demand it but they won't supply it. Some of the culprits will leave Parliament at the next general election, not all of them willingly. A new generation of wankers will join, spend five or ten years out of power, then when they do get into government they will either have forgotten all about the mistakes their predecessors made or will be seduced by the bright lights and shiny money of the City of London and all the offshore clients. It's happened before and it'll happen again.

  • @Danny123a
    @Danny123a Жыл бұрын

    "Searching middle earth for his precious " priceless 😂

  • @allrounder7003
    @allrounder7003 Жыл бұрын

    " As protective as Kate and Gerry McCann " diamond geezer!

  • @markmccormack1796
    @markmccormack1796 Жыл бұрын

    He is a MP and goes to Australia to participate in a TV show. That is some disrespect to his voters.

  • @letshaveago2201
    @letshaveago2201 Жыл бұрын

    Things have fallen out of my backside, that have more moral fortitude.

  • @worldofdoom995
    @worldofdoom995 Жыл бұрын

    I'm an american who has been following British politics since 2015. I appreciate you shining light on the weasel that is Hancock while everyone else was focused on Bojo.

  • @MaytayMaya
    @MaytayMaya Жыл бұрын

    Please keep these phenomenal videos up, more people need to know how corrupt some of the people in Westminster are

  • @nikhoward
    @nikhoward Жыл бұрын

    Also, the lockdowns only came after the Cheltenham races super spreader event. A family member is the owner the course. Great job as always

  • @chrstnldg6652

    @chrstnldg6652

    Жыл бұрын

    Dido Harding? She of the £37 billion rubbish track and trace system

  • @vivienclogger
    @vivienclogger Жыл бұрын

    In 2018, Isabel Oakeshott was rumoured to be in a relationship with Richard Tice - who runs rival political party Reform UK and was against the lockdown measures. She was also sceptical of lockdown and has previous form of squealing on people she had taken into her confidence. So why on earth did Hancock think she was a suitable ghost writer for his fantastical memoirs? Perhaps an alternative headline for this piece could be "Just how thick is Matt Hancock?"

  • @nikamichi
    @nikamichi Жыл бұрын

    How hasn't this channel blown up yet? The content is fantastic.

  • @nomanejane5766

    @nomanejane5766

    4 ай бұрын

    Everyone is obsessed with American politics

  • @samedgar4122
    @samedgar4122 Жыл бұрын

    Can't wait to see something on Boris

  • @treyquattro
    @treyquattro Жыл бұрын

    that Cummings joke was gold. As was the KK one

  • @Rejoin_2023
    @Rejoin_2023 Жыл бұрын

    Funny, informative and thoroughly depressing. Thanks Geezer.

  • @AWMJoeyjoejoe
    @AWMJoeyjoejoe Жыл бұрын

    Congrats on 10k subs. Also laughed my arse off when you said Cummings took time away from searching for his precious. 🤣

  • @justsomegeezer69

    @justsomegeezer69

    Жыл бұрын

    Thank you!

  • @animatechap5176
    @animatechap5176 Жыл бұрын

    I'm loving all the red dwarf references you keep peppering in

  • @justsomegeezer69

    @justsomegeezer69

    Жыл бұрын

    Thank god someone has noticed it! I can't wait for an excuse to "change the bulb"!

  • @iordanvassilev8091
    @iordanvassilev8091 Жыл бұрын

    The only thing about Hancock I knew before watching this videos, was that he enjoyed staying behind his best friend, the plant Barnaby

  • @Alex-cw3rz
    @Alex-cw3rz Жыл бұрын

    How can someone as economically illiterate as Hancock be an economic advisor or work at the bank of England? No wonder we are in the mess we are in.

  • @nxnw2058

    @nxnw2058

    Жыл бұрын

    Alex, sweetpea. First in PPE Oxford. Best in the country. According to Oxford. Well, Exeter College, I guess. This is as good as it gets. According to Oxford. Well, Exeter College. I'm sure Balliol might have something to say about it. I understand Bozo's 'evidence' is due this week. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheSmart-CasualGamer

    @TheSmart-CasualGamer

    Жыл бұрын

    I mean, George Osbourne was there, and he's basically the corpse of an evil thespian in a suit.

  • @lukescull8225
    @lukescull8225 Жыл бұрын

    What a nasty piece of work that man is! Great stuff.

  • @Alex-cw3rz
    @Alex-cw3rz Жыл бұрын

    Just to point out as lots of east Asia proved to save the economy you need to save the population (you know because the economy is made up of people) early national lockdowns lead to less deaths, less time in lockdown and less economic damage. Because economies were already suffering massively due to people not shopping as much because of the virus. Therefore a short sharp lockdown meant you could get to zero cases and then open up the economy and everyone felt safe look at Vietnam and New Zealand. Unlike in the UK where we let 200,000 people d ie and would seemingly at random go into lockdown or not. We didn't even make people quarantine coming into the nation and we are an island 🤦‍♂️

  • @niyanajima3517

    @niyanajima3517

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah, but when US, UK and Germany decided (the first time) that Covid was over and forced most restrictions to be abandoned, we managed to export our mutations and kill over 40.000 people in Vietnam, so... WE PAID THEM BACK! Same with all those lazy underpaid workers meant to serve us. How dare they try to preserve their health and life and make things inconvenient for (home) office workers!?!

  • @olddouchebag

    @olddouchebag

    9 ай бұрын

    The point is the Tories didn't give a sh*t.

  • @daomc
    @daomc Жыл бұрын

    06:50 Omg! I wasn't prepared for that! Lol!! Brilliant!

  • @danb1618
    @danb1618 Жыл бұрын

    All animals are equal. Some are more equal than others.

  • @brianconnor7940
    @brianconnor7940 Жыл бұрын

    "About as protective as Kate and Gerry McCann" Oof. Fucking ooooffff

  • @yousefashmeh1468
    @yousefashmeh1468 Жыл бұрын

    Is this channel a 6-month-old really?! Wow man it sounds so professional! Keep the great content going

  • @Hascienda27
    @Hascienda27 Жыл бұрын

    Keep it up fella, glad to see another good one out

  • @beedeesirf1116
    @beedeesirf1116 Жыл бұрын

    These insults are so similar to Jonathan Pie's. They get me every time. Amazing work Geezer!

  • @TheGameCritc
    @TheGameCritc Жыл бұрын

    That was a top tier Video but anyone's standard!!! Keep it up. The last line is fantastic. Every day he remains in the public services is a loss for this country.

  • @mkvenner2
    @mkvenner2 Жыл бұрын

    at least he doesn't require a nanny.

  • @robertwilliams4084
    @robertwilliams4084 Жыл бұрын

    Cheers Geezer. You have totally mirrored my resentment and vitriol for Hancock..(.and this government). Not seeing it anywhere else though!!! ..(not withstanding the submissions below) Are we in a bubble or is the nation literally not bothered?? Thanks again for a brilliant vid.

  • @ambient675

    @ambient675

    Жыл бұрын

    People are protesting but the media just don't cover it.

  • @Rat-Salad
    @Rat-Salad6 ай бұрын

    The guy at 14.00 sticking the fingers up I salute you. ✌🏻

  • @matthewking1873
    @matthewking1873 Жыл бұрын

    This is utterly superb. You’ve got to do Boris the ball bag Johnson next.

  • @dereklavington6629
    @dereklavington6629 Жыл бұрын

    Awesome

  • @ayeright
    @ayeright Жыл бұрын

    Spot on.

  • @youcangetholdofjules
    @youcangetholdofjules2 ай бұрын

    This is next level. Loved it

  • @dawnmurphy3225
    @dawnmurphy32258 ай бұрын

    Found this channel a few days ago and have been binge watching ever since. Great presentation giving solid information while being hilarious. Thank You from a new subscriber

  • @Balls_Mahony
    @Balls_Mahony8 ай бұрын

    This is the best channel I have seen in a so long

  • @hanselmansell7555
    @hanselmansell755511 ай бұрын

    Rapidly becoming my favourite political channel, the roasting is hot 🔥 🐷

  • @firestarter1888
    @firestarter1888 Жыл бұрын

    Agree with every word 👏

  • @aidanofarrell2557
    @aidanofarrell2557 Жыл бұрын

    Best KZread channel ever, I'm in love

  • @jessicamilestone4026
    @jessicamilestone40269 ай бұрын

    Matt Hancock is a vile human being. Excellent video Geezer 😁. Thank you

  • @nilspeereboom3000
    @nilspeereboom3000 Жыл бұрын

    Great video! And love your jokes!

  • @selbalamir
    @selbalamir Жыл бұрын

    Love you too.

  • @nickolas4637
    @nickolas4637 Жыл бұрын

    The Tory MPs have given you years of content! Please cover Johnson next.

  • @quincyb7908
    @quincyb7908 Жыл бұрын

    amazing.. keep it up!!!!!

  • @Chris-et2fm
    @Chris-et2fm4 ай бұрын

    Hey, Stank Wanksock was great at making sure his pencil got sharpened, IYKWIM

  • @jamesdegriz
    @jamesdegriz Жыл бұрын

    NIce work.

  • @pastlesandfish
    @pastlesandfish Жыл бұрын

    Where's Guy Fawkes when you need him? If that Parliament burnt down with the whole lot of them in it, it would be a good start.

  • @sohamroy3697
    @sohamroy3697 Жыл бұрын

    Great Channel

  • @Loner-Wolf
    @Loner-Wolf Жыл бұрын

    You got to hand it to the forehead... it managed to pull a not bad looking bird...despite the man attached to it.

  • @johnpoile1451
    @johnpoile1451 Жыл бұрын

    Referred to by some as Minister for Death.

  • @leonrobinson8180
    @leonrobinson8180 Жыл бұрын

    12:49 You're shocked politicians use FEAR? My sweet summer child...

  • @robbenfelix
    @robbenfelix Жыл бұрын

    i liked how flash forward had arrows pointing backwards :D

  • @zeodoma8559
    @zeodoma8559 Жыл бұрын

    If I had a good mic and a working knowledge of editing software, I'd do the same thing you do about the Republicans and Corpo Democrats here in the States. Good on ya for doing this.

  • @IronpenWorldbuilding
    @IronpenWorldbuilding Жыл бұрын

    You aren’t just some geezer, you’re just some chad

  • @johnbonjovi7036
    @johnbonjovi7036 Жыл бұрын

    I thought this was going to be about that ancient aliens guy

  • @nomanejane5766
    @nomanejane57664 ай бұрын

    Commenting for the algorithm

  • @ince55ant
    @ince55ant Жыл бұрын

    the only justice that will be served will be by the public taking matters into their own hands

  • @NastyFilthy1
    @NastyFilthy1 Жыл бұрын

    your content is beautiful

  • @simonzai7386
    @simonzai7386 Жыл бұрын

    Crikey that McCann dig was brave.

  • @Spagle87
    @Spagle87 Жыл бұрын

    I would like to see your take on boy George.

  • @HM21CEN
    @HM21CEN Жыл бұрын

    can you do a video on nick clegg?

  • @AWMJoeyjoejoe

    @AWMJoeyjoejoe

    Жыл бұрын

    Ooh yes that would be a good laugh!

  • @CyberMartian890
    @CyberMartian890 Жыл бұрын

    Can we get videos like these on the top cabinet ministers e.g. James Cleverly and Jeremy Hunt

  • @IronpenWorldbuilding
    @IronpenWorldbuilding Жыл бұрын

    Boris “the wig” Johnson 😂😂😂

  • @ethanpaynter6017
    @ethanpaynter6017 Жыл бұрын

    Just to clarify if people don't already know the mansion tax would be levied on high income earners with excess bedrooms whilst the bedroom tax is on those who have benefits and have excess bedrooms

  • @bassmanco
    @bassmanco Жыл бұрын

    i apreciate you have an axe to grind, the way you refer to the lady he copped off with gives me a bit of the Ick. Food for thought, perhaps? Otherwise i enjoyed the video

  • @murrayscott3513
    @murrayscott3513 Жыл бұрын

    It's only profiting when someone buys your book. LOL. He would make a lot of money if let people toss eggs at him.

  • @ascgazz7347
    @ascgazz7347 Жыл бұрын

    “About as protective as..” 😂😂😂😂

  • @ascgazz7347

    @ascgazz7347

    Жыл бұрын

    Guilty laughter.

  • @justsomegeezer69

    @justsomegeezer69

    Жыл бұрын

    We're okay with low brow laughter here!

  • @ascgazz7347

    @ascgazz7347

    Жыл бұрын

    @@justsomegeezer69 I’m subscribed aren’t I! 😀👍

  • @Alex-cw3rz
    @Alex-cw3rz Жыл бұрын

    Cares more about money than people's lives.

  • @AWMJoeyjoejoe

    @AWMJoeyjoejoe

    Жыл бұрын

    He's a Tory.

  • @sonsofthewestredwhiteblue5317
    @sonsofthewestredwhiteblue5317 Жыл бұрын

    You do a good, 2 tier take down btw. 😘

  • @Oink-FM
    @Oink-FM Жыл бұрын

    Republic now!

  • @jamesswindley9599
    @jamesswindley9599 Жыл бұрын

    Really hates trees 😂😂❤❤

  • @psychonaughtthoughts1494
    @psychonaughtthoughts1494 Жыл бұрын

    He wasn’t fit to even be born lol I reckon most of his constituents are in total agreement lol since ‘The Last Leg’ (tv show) actually went to his constituents (whilst he was ‘in the jungle’ - ya know like “I’m a pleb ya see, I’d like a tv career’) & asked what they needed most…. Apparently it was a bench!!! Last Leg paid for & donated it. And it’s located in Stowmarket (UK)

  • @stickiedmin6508
    @stickiedmin65085 ай бұрын

    A small correction: He voted for the 'bedroom' tax,' which says that *_we_* should pay more for having extra bedrooms. He voted against the 'mansion tax,' which says that *_he and his rich mates_* should pay more for having extra bedrooms. It's not paying for bedrooms that's the issue - it's who pays for them. He thinks _we_ should, but that _he_ shouldn't.

  • @Lynnefromlyn
    @Lynnefromlyn Жыл бұрын

    And 3 months down the line what exactly has happened to him? How has he been punished, had justice meted out to him? They get away - literally - with murder (or at least manslaughter)

  • @jotsingh8917
    @jotsingh8917 Жыл бұрын

    We need to start profiling in the US, guys like Paul Ryan, Mitch McConnell, Paul or Jim Jordan would be a good starter

  • @piccalillipit9211
    @piccalillipit9211 Жыл бұрын

    *DID THIS GET DEMONETISED...???* Im just guessing, but I bet it did - great work though...!

  • @isaacblake823
    @isaacblake823 Жыл бұрын

    Call me old fashioned but I think the “tart”/“old bint” insults were a detriment to this one

  • @totally_not_a_troll
    @totally_not_a_troll Жыл бұрын

    What happened with your musk video?

  • @user-zg8sl3sd5u
    @user-zg8sl3sd5u Жыл бұрын

    Pink elk 80

  • @alantheinquirer7658
    @alantheinquirer76587 ай бұрын

    Shame we can't multiple "like"!

  • @markslowen1411
    @markslowen1411 Жыл бұрын

    The only people in this country that are accountable is us members of the public-politicians zero accountability-bankers zero accountability - totally putrid situation.

  • @jubb1984
    @jubb1984 Жыл бұрын

    If filmed in Australia, i will be cheering on the poisonous wildlife

  • @jubb1984

    @jubb1984

    Жыл бұрын

    @Justgeezer6 hey dude i got a fantastic deal on a bridge id like to sell you, pm me asap, deal of your lifetime

  • @nxnw2058
    @nxnw2058 Жыл бұрын

    Please keep going! Your extraordinary efforts are appreciated. I am going to be horribly rude to you however and say all of this is staringly obvious. Johnson as a catestrophically poor Mayor (re-elected??). 2016 both sides of the Atlantic. Johnson elected PM in face of glaring contraindications. All staringly obvious. But ALL forgotten. I just thank goodness that Argentina aren't knocking on the door to allow a failing politician to slaughter some soldiers who signed up to protect their country, not same failing politician's career. I'm guessing Russia's a bit big and strong. And such a consistent contributor to Tory coffers. And Ukraine isn't important. Oh well. Thank you so much. So easy to forget without people like you. ❤

  • @HoNeYzaBEAST
    @HoNeYzaBEAST11 ай бұрын

    who dosnt hate mat handoncock

  • @kenharris5390
    @kenharris53904 ай бұрын

    “You didn't need brains to hold office; you only needed votes.” ― Linwood Barclay, Trust Your Eyes

  • @chicotime69
    @chicotime69 Жыл бұрын

    The worst thing is we are all standing by and letting these creatures walk all over us!!!!!!!!!!! Then again if you act like a doormat, people will wipe their feet on you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @arlyham5328
    @arlyham5328 Жыл бұрын

    And what party would you want in government?

  • @niceuneasy
    @niceuneasy10 ай бұрын

    He was soooo nafff 😎

  • @mimigka
    @mimigka Жыл бұрын

    Brave eagle 57

  • @rainyfeathers9148
    @rainyfeathers91489 ай бұрын

    He's got a fivehead🤭

  • @avacado6399
    @avacado6399 Жыл бұрын

    the sad thing is england wasnt the worst country in this pandemic

  • @piccalillipit9211

    @piccalillipit9211

    Жыл бұрын

    I live in Bulgaria now and we were doing BRILLIANTLY, the lowest deaths and cases in Europe. THEN we had a general election and the PR system didnt produce a winner [and has not in the 4 subsequent elections since] and it all went to f-king shit and we ended up the worst in Europe. It goes to show - how your government's death with it largely determined if you lived or died.

  • @user-tr4os8mc4v
    @user-tr4os8mc4v7 ай бұрын

    Nothing wrong with getting off with tarts, m8. Everything else is not pretty good, yeah

  • @LillyP-xs5qe
    @LillyP-xs5qe Жыл бұрын

    Gay rights are important and all, but what about trans rights as well? We trans people are under massive attack in the UK, much more than homosexual cis gender people

  • @solhewrext5710
    @solhewrext5710 Жыл бұрын

    You raise some fair points but why do you keep using misogynistic insults against the woman Hancock had an affair with? It just feels kinda sexist

  • @MasterCoD124
    @MasterCoD124 Жыл бұрын

    Half of them should be in prison

  • @willk8687
    @willk8687 Жыл бұрын

    Hancock looks a bit like that Russian leader Dmitry Medvedev ... only a little bit though.

  • @steffenschiller3189
    @steffenschiller3189 Жыл бұрын

    "...he became an adviser..." Advising at what? He is as thick as mince, advising who at what?

  • @HoNeYzaBEAST
    @HoNeYzaBEAST11 ай бұрын

    why are these spermatic mistakes 1 born and 2 not ever jailed

  • @claudiamanta1943
    @claudiamanta19438 ай бұрын

    0:19 No. It is bloody clear that this was staged and he did look uncomfortable. I can’t stand him for what he did, but this ‘affair’ is a huge crock of shit lie.

  • @noneofyourbizness
    @noneofyourbizness Жыл бұрын

    typical tory phukwit get rid

  • @lhicrt6545
    @lhicrt65454 ай бұрын

    Fuck me, these all sound the same. No point in distinguishing between them

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