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@cameronlowry7599

Жыл бұрын

No love for OBGYN?

@johnelliot3641

Жыл бұрын

almost to 1 mill! thank you for showing us highest quality medical humor that exists

@jslferrell

Жыл бұрын

What about rural?

@AtotehZ

Жыл бұрын

It's sad that it has to be said these days. "Don't bring family" to what's essentially a job interview. I wonder how often people have actually gotten the job when they do.

@jslferrell

Жыл бұрын

@@AtotehZ you missed the joke/reality. Match isn’t the interview. Match is like a job offer. They are passed the interview phase. This is where they are going to be for the next 4+ years. The resident is being told not to bring/have a family because they will never see them. The job/residency for that specialty will prevent them from having any personal time. I know doctors who have left practice, who love practicing medicine, for hospital administration so they can have some semblance of a personal life.

"Everything is tiny! Even the salaries..." Man, that hit hard.

@krisherman3513

Жыл бұрын

This one is true. I was shown a graph recently. All pediatric subspecialties but one have salaries that are significantly less than the adult equivalents.

@ionlymadethistoleavecoment1723

Жыл бұрын

Thats like every single field that deals with children. Why is caring for the next generation the least well paying jobs?

@bkane573

Жыл бұрын

Because healthcare is tried to employment; and we have shamefully low childhood employment..

@aradhya_purohit

Жыл бұрын

Would work even better for urology is all I am saying lol

@gpgara

Жыл бұрын

As someone hoping to match into peds, this was hilarious - and true.

I fear the day Pediatrics and Pathology get angry.

@mindymmk

Жыл бұрын

That happens when the health system collapses (at least in Greece). Many of the biggest hospitals in the country only have one pathologist but because nobody knows what we do, they demand the results the next day for all cases and also refuse to hire more pathologists. And once I was enraged and screamed at the clinic's administrator because she stole my chair from the department and gave it to the radiologist because his broke and I had to sit on a plastic trash can for over a month

@_Ekaros

Жыл бұрын

@@mindymmk I should fear pathologist. They are associated with people who have huge amount of experience of cutting up people. And not making sure they stay alive during that.

@msscoutshadow

Жыл бұрын

​@@mindymmk OMG that is AWFUL 😢. I'm a lab tech and that's even worse than in the states. Thoughts and prayers to you dude. 👍🙏🙏🙏

@Merumya

Жыл бұрын

pediatrics recently got angry when ER said it was easy

@aaliyahkishore246

Жыл бұрын

@@mindymmk oh god they literally treat you like trash. Have you ever participated in a strike or something? Just asking, I know it's reasonable not to because your livelihood depends on it but it seems like they need you more than you need them.

Always love Pathology's enthusiasm. He rivals pediatrics

@paulmatthews7744

Жыл бұрын

My enthusiasm is being impugned 😀

@jslferrell

Жыл бұрын

They don’t get to see people much

@ashleykumar6144

Жыл бұрын

Pediatrics enthusiasm is about taking care of kids. Pathology's is for getting to see another human being.

@annikahstebben4425

Жыл бұрын

​@@ashleykumar6144 they may explode from a bring your child to work day

@DahVeeDeeOh

Жыл бұрын

but what happened to the toilet roll microscope?

As the wife of a gen surg resident, the "You have a family? Yeah it's best that you don't come with one of those." hit a little too close to home.

@ezinneerhirhieneeukaogo1439

Жыл бұрын

Thank you for understanding

@grafknives9544

Жыл бұрын

Even if you come with one, you won't be leaving with it.

@Evanescence622

Жыл бұрын

​@@grafknives9544 nah I've put in too much time to leave before I get a taste of that sweet sweet attending money

@trduity

Жыл бұрын

Unlike your husband I guess

@MrEgofreak

Жыл бұрын

At least you get to catch up on your book reading at home!

"Okay so I know you're nervous, but you should also be scared" Truer words were never spoken.

@hanen7325

Жыл бұрын

i died at that moment 😂😂😂😂😂

Path lab tech here, our cassette printer is named Reginald 😂😂😂

@silverjohn6037

Жыл бұрын

A printer that stayed working long enough to be given a name? Keep lighting the candles and the incense. You don't want to lose that one.

@paulmatthews7744

Жыл бұрын

Our processors are Thor, Loci, ….

@hollywhatley5510

Жыл бұрын

Ours is Leroy, he's been there longer than most of us

@Sara_Caterine

Жыл бұрын

Love this

@Burning_Dwarf

Жыл бұрын

Pathologist named our centrifuge Erik, one of my fellow fraggles was also called Erik, centrifuge had seniority over him.

“Yes the match is legally binding. Why do you ask?”💀

Meanwhile, in a paediatrician clinic: “OMG my son has HERPES!” “No, ma’am, that’s just residual glitter from the daycare craft…from Christmas. Glitter is impossible to fully cure”

@williambrown319

Жыл бұрын

There's a reason it's banned from my craft room

@anniesama5729

Жыл бұрын

To be real though, most people have herpes on their faces. You can give it to your kids with kisses. 😅

Oh my god, pathology.....when I was a vet nurse at a small animal clinic, I occasionally had to call specialists we were referring serious cases to. I told a vet that a patient had a suspected lung torsion and she immediately burst out with "Oh cool!! We never get to see those!" Then she paused super awkwardly until I laughed and told her I get it. I think all of us are guilty of talking about awful cases with barely restrained excitement 😂

@XSemperIdem5

Жыл бұрын

At least anyone like that seems to have a passion for working in the field and a genuine interest so they're probably good at their job.

@saysHotdogs

Жыл бұрын

One time this Canadian doctor thought he found Chiari malformation in me and he didn’t even try to contain his excitement the man was *stoked* Huge smile on his face

@jrshaul

Жыл бұрын

If you didn't like your job, people (or animals) would die. Either you're invested in the work or your patients...and the latter isn't healthy to be invested in. Inappropriately excited doctors are great. It's the apathetic doctors that terrify me.

@docgammycat

Жыл бұрын

Thank you. I already commented on another funny, and considered adding how tickled I was about the ADC in the shape of a unicorn *and* how he caught himself--but sure enough, someone else commented. Yeah, sometimes it's better not to let on how intrigued you are by, oh, I don't know, say, uh, the funny little wiggly things in a dog's poop... 😂

@christansdad

Жыл бұрын

"Restrained jubilation." - Seinfeld finale

"Counter-current multiplier" Absolutely priceless. Ahhhh, the elegance of the kidney! Seriously, I had a musically-gifted nephrology attending once tell me, "Son, those cardiologists are just heart-muscle-heads, kind of like the percussion section of the orchestra. We, on the other hand, are the "first chair" of the human body!" Nephrology vs. cardiology. Worlds without beginning or end, Amen.

@thiya4627

Жыл бұрын

what does 'counter current multiplier' mean?

@luanalopes2276

Жыл бұрын

​@@thiya4627 it is a mechanism of electrolyte and water reabsortion in the kidney tubules when the blood is filtered there.

@randolphmahoney

Жыл бұрын

@@thiya4627 Glad you asked! It is an elegant system in the kidneys of mammals that allows very efficient concentration of urine in the Loop of Henle. Basically, it "magnifies" the gradient between the ascending and descending loop and helps the kindey concentrate urine. This is near-and-dear to the heart of the nephrologist - not as much as sodium, but close!!

@gavin9088

Жыл бұрын

Without beginning or end, so it loops on itself... Like the loops of henle😮

As a radiology resident, I would love tele residency😂

@olenickel6013

Жыл бұрын

But how would you glare at us neurologists whenever you ask us if the suspect stroke >really< needs a CT-A?

@siliconsulfide8

Жыл бұрын

@@olenickel6013 Private lessons with Jonathan.

@erinnorwood6124

Жыл бұрын

​@@olenickel6013 virtually

@TankGuy3

Жыл бұрын

​@@olenickel6013Is it as good as anesthesia's drape glare?

@clay_not_dirt

Жыл бұрын

Sign me up

Pathology is so accurate, I will never forget how umbilical sections look just like little happy faces! 😂

@jessicalinn9407

Жыл бұрын

I just had to google this. They look like Forky to me. Super cute and cool thank you for sending me to see this

@aggiemd91

Жыл бұрын

YES!! Peds here - I frequently think that when examining newborns! 😅

It’s a testament to Dr. G’s acting skills that, as a complete layman, even if I don’t know the full meaning I still understand the punchline.

I love how it perfectly aligns with all the interview videos 😍 also is there going to be an actual war between neph and cardio because I am READY BABY

@sirbassoon1844

Жыл бұрын

What are you talking about. The war has already begun

@VoidWalkerOblivion

Жыл бұрын

Couple's counselling must not be working if they're fighting over the kids now.

@Miss_Dis

Жыл бұрын

@@VoidWalkerOblivion agreed!

@zacharymichael9718

Жыл бұрын

We can only hope not. I think the Jonathan's might get some crazy ideas.

@coralyoung1304

Жыл бұрын

The battleground between those two is the CRRT machine in the ICU 😅

Don't blame PACS because the networking in your hospital is so scarce and locked down that it's like using two cans and a string to talk to someone in North Korea.

@dnafnajo3928

Жыл бұрын

As a South Korean I find your comment amusing ㅋㅋㅋ

@XSemperIdem5

Жыл бұрын

As someone who once worked in IT, 😂 I worked with a large enterprise network so when I had a job at a tiny place and they didn't even realize their server was full until no one could save even a word document 🤦 (The tiny place job was not at all IT related. Dude in charge of it couldn't even install the correct printer driver.)

@cassaundracasey1030

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@rebekahdan1911

Жыл бұрын

😂😂

Pathology and Tabitha welcome you to the team. Yeah, teamwork!

Loved this. Extending the Radiology residency because of the time it takes waiting for PACS to load made me burst out laughing. I love Path and Paeds. Ah hell, I love all of 'em, even Nephrology.

Brilliant and hilarious content as always! However, I am deeply disturbed by the paediatrician demanding glitter, as that shit gets EVERYWHERE in clinics. “The thing about glitter is if you get it on you, be prepared to have it on you forever. Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.” - Demetri Martin.

@madeofmandrake1748

Жыл бұрын

I imagine if pediatrics gets anywhere near surgery with that glitter they have to lock everything down and re-sterilize. I can only imagine the poor scrub-tech or cleaning staff trying to get glitter off of all their equipment.

@sarahince8231

Жыл бұрын

Daycare staff** I can assure you that the glitter comes back out the other end, looking basically like how it went in. As does crayons, raisins, watermelon seeds and corn. I would not suggest recycling however.

@falconerd343

Жыл бұрын

As a parent to a 3 year old with cheap, glittery Belle and Rapunzel dresses... Can confirm, glitter sticks around forever.

@ladyofthecreek279

Жыл бұрын

I'm still trying to remove a piece of glitter that's been on my eyelid since 1979 💃

@llamasugar5478

Жыл бұрын

It is the Devil’s dandruff. I fear secondhand glitter more than just about anything.

As someone that works in a Family Practice Residency Program, today is in fact Match Day! It is such a big day for our faculty and residents- we're super excited! Good luck to everyone waiting; hope you get matched

The cardiologist is on point. "I don't talk to anyone I can't cath."😂

@shovanabajracharya

4 ай бұрын

What does that mean?

When I was in EVS, part of my schedule was the radiology reading room-all of the weird monitors-blackout curtains, their own en suite bathroom, AND a couch. Full carpet. And wall to wall wooden bookshelves full of texts. Guess which room I got called in on my day off to COVID clean? Yup. 3 hours. So. Many. Books.

Excellent 🎉 As a veterinarian who enjoys cytology & makes all the new nurses look at every cool cell I find, it's nice to know that over-enthusiastic dweebery is a natural response to being near a microscope 😅

As a radiologist, I'm at home in front of a DICOM calibrated monitor, waiting for a CT to load. So yeah, 6 months - if you're on fibre internet. Otherwise, add a couple of years.

“You really impressed is with your open resentment for cardiology.” 😂😂😂😂😂

"Waiting for PACS to load" I handle networks/vpns for regional hospitals, and I cannot begin to tell you how often I have to work with those vendors, and how crap their support is. I've gotten a good laugh from a lot of your stuff, but that one got me good.

@BadgerPride89

Жыл бұрын

as a biomed networking specialist, same.

I was so nervous about matching for an amazing pharmacy residency- but it meant big changes and I was nauseous from the interview day to match day. Even telling my husband it was a mistake and there is no turning back because it was a “legally binding contract.” This video just normalized that experience for me - no one ruin it for me if I missed the joke 😂

@rebeccajesse4604

Жыл бұрын

lol i just matched for a pharmacy residency and I spend the first day freaking out about logistics and changes rather than being excited! so I get you.

Not the classic counter current multiplier prank call.

If I was a kid watching these, I was seriously consider pathology or radiology for careers based on these shorts 😅

This is so brilliant! Loved every part, especially "Glitter is mandatory." 🥰

"Yeah we had to extend it because of all the time spent waiting for PACS to load" got me and idek what PACS are 😂😂😂

@sweetgrasshopper

Жыл бұрын

Picture Archives Communication System.

@thatismostillogical

Жыл бұрын

basically where all the medical imaging (x-ray, CT, MRI, ultrasound etc) gets uploaded to

@AmbiambiSinistrous

Жыл бұрын

Reliance on archaic technology is a cross-disciplinary experience 😂

@FORGOTTENMINDFREAK23

Жыл бұрын

@@AmbiambiSinistrous that is a mood regardless of profession methinks

Im not a doctor, or in any war a medical professional, but I absolutely love these videos.

well if anyone hasn't noticed patho has a real microscope now

@lainet3379

Жыл бұрын

Tabitha got an upgrade, that was found in his (wonderful Mom’s) attic. It might have been a few months ago.

I love that the surgery residency match is clearly having second thoughts 😅 "the match is legally binding"

I knew the video couldn't end without Cardiology and Nephrology hating each other 😂

Careful, Michael Crichton wrote The Andromeda Strain while in med school, and it was so successful that he quit medicine after school and went straight to Hollywood.

As a nephrologist this has been by far the best nephro/cards battle ever. Even though hidden under the guise of being part of a multi specialty video. You’re amazing man. Glad you’re bringing nephrology into the spotlight. #NotForgottenAnymore #LiveInDialysisUnit lol

Why am i not surprise the cardiology would say "NEPHROLOGY😡" LOL

“I know you’re nervous but you should also be scared!” 🤣

Even though I have nothing to do with medicine and I don't understand any of the specialized words I still enjoy these skits a lot

Always on fire Doc!

Another great video, eye bro! I was grinning the entire time!

Of course Rural wouldn't make a phone call. They'd show up in person with a suspicious amount of rope. And Texaco Mike driving the getaw... er shuttle van.

@Burning_Dwarf

Жыл бұрын

That man fanboats like the wind

Cardiology: " Just get started on a multicenter randomly controlled trial." OMG!!!! Hilarious but actually true.

There were some gems in here! I started laughing when radiology had to extend to 4½ years to allow for PACS to load! I couldn't stop laughing, and had to rewind the video.

"You'll need bubbles, glitter, and a spinny toy that lights up." LOL. Now we need the crossover where neurosurgery has to go back to residency for a day and they get matched up with pediatrics and have to show up in a onesie with a spinny toy that lights up.

I was half expecting Cardiology to pop up and say "Welcome to hell!" 😂😂😂

@andreadinetta932

Жыл бұрын

Nope, that’s the cardiothoracic surgeon! I hope to see more of him!

Happy Match Day!!!! Thanks Dr. for this hilarious vid!

From a videology aspect, the pacing was perfect! Great job!

@GaryDunion

Жыл бұрын

That's an easy mistake to make, but it's actually called ophthalmology.

As always doc spot on humor funny as hell keep up the great work

I love our pathologists in our lab. I'm a lab tech by the way. They always come by, says hi, offers snacks in the break area. We always offer food to path lab, and path lab always offers food to core lab. It's nice! If we catch malignancies, he always updates us about them and gloats about us to the residents and the med students. I personally love showing the residents around core lab and showing them cool slides!

Pathology is even more excited than the new residents. (Hello to Penelope; Brutus the Zeiss inverted says hi.)

The best days of the week for the pathologist are sometimes the patient worst days of their lives... It's so sad and upsetting.

@paulmatthews7744

Жыл бұрын

We don’t feel elated when we diagnose something rare and likely to be misinterpreted by someone less experienced. Just happy that we’ve done our job to the best of our ability. Heavens that sounded much too worthy.

Hey man, if I got a call about the countercurrent multiplier system I would be all ears. We must respect the vasa recta

Pathology's enthusiasm is unmatched as always

Thank you. Happy St. Patrick's Day doc ☘️

As someone who has never been in a dialysis unit I can think of only 1 reason to leave and that's because you need to get more salt

@libertarianesque8645

Жыл бұрын

So, what is up with the nephrologist and his salt? I've never gotten that gag.

@mrslenderplay

Жыл бұрын

​​@@libertarianesque8645 the more salt you ingest, the more water you retain in your circulatory system and it is easier on the kidneys to filter the blood

@libertarianesque8645

Жыл бұрын

@@mrslenderplay Ah. I see. Thanks.

@luanalopes2276

Жыл бұрын

​​@@libertarianesque8645 that is not it. Salt doesn't make the kidneys work better. I am a nephrologist (not in the USA), please don't eat salt. The salt is a joke because Sodium disturbances/electrolyte disturbances are a nephrologist specialty and we deal a lot with those. That is why in the video the nephrologist tells the resident to give a lecture on renal physiology nobody will understand. Sodium is important for homeostasis, which is a mechanism to mantain fluid balance, too much is bad.

@libertarianesque8645

Жыл бұрын

@@luanalopes2276 I see. Thanks

I LOVE the new microscope!!! 😃❤️ Much better than the toilet paper roll one, but not as exotic!!! 🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️

It is an unjust universe where Dr. Glaucomflecken hasn't had at least a cameo on every medical television series and movie in the last 5 years. It would be such a glorious easter egg to have Jonathan give the nod in the background...

Of course, Neurology wouldn’t even bother to call any of them because he’s already established a neuro link to them.

Salt Bro BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! But he was being extremely generous. At least it isn't a broken down chair bed, and three ratty blankets, where one of the blankets is the pillow. And the chair isn't next to the reuse machine. This resident is living the DREAM. 😂 It was all funny, but Salt Bro is off the chain.

Waiting for PACS to load 😂

OMG!! I almost wet my pants at the last Cardiology comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. "Nephrology!😡! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Nephrology v Cardiology. Let battle commence. Popcorn optional.

I'd love to be a pathologist based on how friendly they seem to be, but I know in my resentful, salty heart where I truly would belong if I were a medical type...

90 min lectures on renal physiology .. I plead guilty 🙋🏻‍♀️

The PACS loading reference hit to close to home

Tele residency 🤣😂🤣😂 you re welcome to use my fishing boat 😂

The animosity between Nephrology and Cardiology is my favorite thing.

That finish was 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼

Cardiology muttering “Nephrology” under his breath has the same vibe as DINKELBERG!

Im not even in amy medical field, yet i suddenly have an overwhelming desire to be a pathologist, theyre just so enthusiastic

Pointless administrated Tasks💀

Why focus in school when you can watch this instead!

Pathologist here.. the happiness and the immediate sadness of the adenocarcinoma line was so on point! One of my profs used to say that whenever the pathologist gets excited about the diagnosis, it means thatthe patient is in serious trouble. 😅

"Tele-Residency"! Hilarious.

As the Administrator for the PACS in the Hospital i work in. It truly takes its time. However its massive amounts of data so its not surprising to me. But in the beginning it sure looked like it stopped working all the time. Really nice videos!

Just in time, thank you. Wishing everyone a happy Match!

"I know you're nervous, but you also should be scared" Nope, I'm stealing that, MINE

I’m a peds nurse and glitter should absolutely be mandatory! Also a new NICU resident asked me permission before examining my 1 kg 29 weeker 🥰 after our hearts

These are great! 🤩 Please consider giving the haematologist some more air time. 🙏

@Burning_Dwarf

Жыл бұрын

Basicly a twin to Pathology

Sooo many good things about this video. Loved it. And congrats to all who matched!!

Radiology extended due to PACS loading hit too hard cuz I'm watching this waiting for a file to load...

Wow! Pathology has a *real* microscope now!

Your BEST vid EVER!! You are Awesome, Love you!

A pathologist's enthusiasm knows no bounds! All of my favorite professors are pathologists.

tele-residency!! I love radiology lol

The nephrologist is holding salt!!! 🤣🤣🤣 Love that detail!

I'm a cardiac patient. Had no idea kidneys can have substantial influence over the the heart and vice versa. Kidney dysfunction can lead to increased blood pressure, which if left untreated may result in constriction of the heart vessels. High blood pressure can also exert strain on the veins and arteries surrounding the kidney, smaller vessels to the filters, and the filters themselves. Kidneys work to control blood mineral and salt levels, including potassium, chloride, and sodium, along with many others. An improper balance of these electrolytes may cause abnormalities in heartbeat and may lead to more serious conditions, such as arrhythmia. The ratios of calcium and phosphate levels in blood are also affected as a result of chronic kidney disease. An excess of calcium deposits may lead to plaque build-up in the heart and surrounding blood vessels and restrict blood flow to other organs. Thanks Doc, even more motivation to keep my diet clean.

Man I love pathology Also an at home residency sounds pretty nice

Radiology ❤❤❤ "four and a half years because of PACS" 🤣😂😂

The jokes hit different when you get some of the medical terminology😂

Weird this got posted on the day i finished my final medical exams😂

This must have taken so long. Well done.

😂🤣😂🤣 I love you too much. After a long day I need this.

No-one matched the energy and welcoming nature of Pathology, Orthopedics and Emergency Medicine

I think this is the most I laughed woth one of your videos. That was so fucking on point, except for the honesty of general surgery.

I’ve sent a few of your nephrology vs cardiology videos to my friend, who has been on dialysis for almost 10 years trying to get a kidney, and just this past year has developed HEART issues on top of it. She gets so much conflicting information from the two departments.

The "Nephrology..." with pungent hatred is sending me

As a gen surg resident, legally binding and not operating the first years doing pointless tasks hits harder than bulls eye