What's the worst thing you've ever done to a Marine?

@sniperkennedy1

2 жыл бұрын

Farting

@sniperkennedy1

2 жыл бұрын

Fart

@toastytoast6379

2 жыл бұрын

I crushed it with a scorpion

@tombomb622

2 жыл бұрын

Used them as a decoy

@tombomb622

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

"No ma'am, the covenant was still very much present." LMAO

@LaughOverLife

2 жыл бұрын

laughs at own joke

@kbx2.

2 жыл бұрын

@@LaughOverLife very Jordyny

@jbatchhhh

2 жыл бұрын

@@LaughOverLife My favorite joke

@zabbas9371

2 жыл бұрын

Beats loneliness I guess... Bad company better than no company?

@hmm8445

2 жыл бұрын

You're not fighting alone if the enemy is there with you

Hyper-lethal Spartan says “It was low-key poggers”

@xDarkShadowX126

2 жыл бұрын

Best lines in halo

@felixtla93

2 жыл бұрын

I just search halo TV show and this pop out instead lol

@sillyfloofyval

2 жыл бұрын

2:04

@scottdickson6299

2 жыл бұрын

It was for the greater good .

@ROWGAMEROOM

2 жыл бұрын

reddit cucks say "Poggers"

You know... he said bullet wounds. Not plasma or spike wounds. Meaning the chief actually shot him a couple times.

@Splinter-ge9pf

2 жыл бұрын

Chief says this is where it gets good...

@luckyCOYOTE27

Жыл бұрын

He shot him with bullets of motivation

@marshmellomusic4466

Жыл бұрын

It was for the greater good

@spaghettichicken3732

Жыл бұрын

For the greater good

@SavageJarJar

Жыл бұрын

It was for the greater good ma’am

The production quality for this is better than the actual Halo TV show 🤣

@adamkean2243

Жыл бұрын

It's Pretty Good, But Not That Good.

@Origami84

Жыл бұрын

@@adamkean2243 Are you sure? Because i was entertained watching this. The Halo tv show.... meh.

@pinheadlarry553

Жыл бұрын

It's mid.

@JustSomeWeirdo

Жыл бұрын

This is much better indeed

@mohiburrahman5055

Жыл бұрын

Yes, it is. It's much better. And that's another reason for me to enjoy it so focusedly.

The Marine was actually going to come home and see his wife as this was his last deployment, but Chief said he needed the guy’s wife more.

@williammuldrow2165

2 жыл бұрын

“Anything for you, Chief!”

@c1assifiedinfo472

2 жыл бұрын

It was for the greater good.

@aliveandwellinisrael2507

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like the US military under this administration

@lilcrust3063

2 жыл бұрын

@@aliveandwellinisrael2507 so Biden’s gonna steal your wife by sending you back home and also avoiding an armed conflict with Russia? What a monster.

@puffpuffpass3214

2 жыл бұрын

@@aliveandwellinisrael2507 how z dare you bring politics into halo I'm telling the mossad

They really paid $100 just to have Steve Downes say "it was low key poggers". The mad lads.

@seanthompson1922

2 жыл бұрын

That’s low key poggers

@CybernerdShua

2 жыл бұрын

Kinda lowballing for such an amazing line. Truly a legend to accept only $100

@toazethegecko

2 жыл бұрын

It's for the greater good.

@jakewhite3132

2 жыл бұрын

It's for a video, I think they'd have to pay the business priced 600$.

@elvismartinez9067

2 жыл бұрын

Seems like the best spent 100 dollars I've ever seen!

Chief is such a great guy, literally visits all these marines home and tells their families epic tales of their loved one who passed away 😭🫡

“Chief says this is where it gets good!” I’m dead 🤣🤣🤣

Master Chief killed my family, but it was for the greater good so it's okay 🙏

@Vergil_motivated_

2 жыл бұрын

Aye my fav yt

@Aboflah16995

2 жыл бұрын

AYYEEE

@deepwaveproduction8193

2 жыл бұрын

Thank your whole family for the services 🙏

@termiusprime

2 жыл бұрын

It was low-key poggers

@corbulo3499

2 жыл бұрын

You should do a Mexican survival guide collab with cheif, it would be for the greater good.

Y’all fr got the VA for Master Chief to say “It Was Lowkey Poggers” Jesus Christ

@ponchovilla971

2 жыл бұрын

What is poggers?

@notdismays4166

2 жыл бұрын

@@ponchovilla971 pog

@Katnade

2 жыл бұрын

@@ponchovilla971 poggers

@jisthebest12

2 жыл бұрын

The funny thing is i heard it wasnt in the scipt

@JoGloOfficial

2 жыл бұрын

@snsjwlqmam shit Poggers anyway

"Thank you for your loss ma'am" I choked That was so inappropriate and so funny at the same time

the fact that this looks better than a show with a 200 million dollar budget

@ERICKFLOR.

2 жыл бұрын

Ñ

Crosshair: *Commits war crimes* Also Crosshair: "It's for the greater good."

@nahmad7080

2 жыл бұрын

Killing children in a ac-130 gunship help prevent recruitment now everyone is mad at me like they dont know what is for the greater good

@BenRigney480

2 жыл бұрын

"Good soldiers follow orders" -Crosshair after teamkilling his squadmate.

@Lumbagogaming

2 жыл бұрын

@@BenRigney480 “It was low key poggers”- Crosshair explaining to admiral rampart why he killed his teammate.

@sunnex474

2 жыл бұрын

“Good soldiers follow orders”

@proboanimations3767

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh

this is how you know the guy voicing Chief is a legend

@JaniacTheHedgehog

2 жыл бұрын

Considering it's actually Steve Downes, yeah, legend.

@SkyNinja759

2 жыл бұрын

You heard of TheLegend27, but the real legend is Legend117.

@ngonzales3781

2 жыл бұрын

Its a shame they didn't get him for the show and its a shame the show sucks...

@antiperk1660

2 жыл бұрын

better then halo tv and showing his goofy face

@Anonymous-hx3pu

Жыл бұрын

@@ngonzales3781 yeah, it's a fucking travesty.

everyone are talking about the poggers line, but the cinematography of chief stopping the door from closing with his hand and revealing the officer so he can keep talking just looks so smooth

"You left him all alone?" "No ma'am, the Covenant was still very much present." That killed me XD

There has never been anything more terrible, or more wonderful than the fact that Steve Downes just lets people hire him to say really stupid shit as master chief.

@5mowFa11

2 жыл бұрын

It's for the greater good

@michaelportillo5663

2 жыл бұрын

It was low key poggers

@aliveandwellinisrael2507

2 жыл бұрын

And the fact that he hasn't been contractually stopped from doing stuff like that

@goldie8501

2 жыл бұрын

@Paul Martin Funniest shit I've ever seen

@magisterrleth3129

2 жыл бұрын

Wouldn't you?

Chief: Alright, next human shiel- I mean soldier

@mrmrfartmanyeet2077

2 жыл бұрын

only if you teabag my dead body sir

@quinncupp5218

Жыл бұрын

Just grab the wife 😂

"Chief needed a weapon." Little did that marine know, he *was* that weapon.

This is the halo series we need

@liljmarian7327

2 жыл бұрын

Fax broh 😂

“It Was Low Key Poggers” That part made me Laugh so Hard

@JaniacTheHedgehog

2 жыл бұрын

Worst part is, that's Steve Downes, the actual voice of Master Chief.

@lordreiman8352

2 жыл бұрын

@@JaniacTheHedgehog you mispelt best part

@SerfsUp1313

2 жыл бұрын

I'd say we were all there but clearly you were more there than us.

@theextracrispycolonel9504

2 жыл бұрын

@@lordreiman8352 And you misspelled "misspelled"

@lordreiman8352

2 жыл бұрын

@@theextracrispycolonel9504 misspelled and misspelt are accepted as being correct

You have to give Master Chief credit for his perfect memory of screwing over all of his meat shields.

@lpk6372

2 жыл бұрын

All of them lived though but seem to mysteriously die when out of master chief's sight 🤔

@lukehaney3258

2 жыл бұрын

@@lpk6372 Unless their mysterious deaths were cover-ups so he wouldn’t have to go to court.

@lpk6372

2 жыл бұрын

@@lukehaney3258 for the greater good I guess I was wondering why they didn't show her the body... Like he'd still have a body if he choked on saltines right?

@QualityPen

10 ай бұрын

@@lpk6372The UNSC treats its marines as expendable. There are numerous instances throughout the Halo games where the marines are thrown into battle against overwhelming odds, in an isolated location, with no evac plan. Delta Halo in H2 is a prime example. Marines are dropped on that ring with no evac plan. When the Prophet is killed and the Covenant arrives in force, nobody shows up to rescue them. Even Chief only survives because of Gravemind.

I can only imagine how many times Chief must have reloaded the last checkpoint just to keep that one marine alive, only for him to die in a scripted event

"I'm suffering from multiple bullet wounds!" Also, dig the Tarantino-trunk shot at the end.

‘It was low-key poggers’ I’m dying lmfao

Is it better or worse that they actually got Steve Downes to say “low key poggers”?

@fernando47180

2 жыл бұрын

It is... for the greater good

@seanthompson1922

2 жыл бұрын

It’s neither better or worse, it’s low key poggers

@SpoopySquid

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@atomicbuttocks

Жыл бұрын

pretty fucking pog regardless

@gooberr_man

Жыл бұрын

i don' t even think he was supposed to say "it was low-key poggers" i heard he was supposed to say "it was low-key bussin'"

Still better than the tv show.

i think we were all here for the "it was lowkey poggers"

“Thank you for your loss-“ what a great line.

@vexfilms8807

2 жыл бұрын

Yes 🤣😆

@NHawthorne

11 ай бұрын

I hope some POG drops by my house and says that to my fiancé if I die

1:21 Are we not going to talk about how he was suffering multiple *bullet* wounds?

@anomalocaristheabnormalshr3248

2 жыл бұрын

oh jesus christ

@highadmiraljt5853

2 жыл бұрын

Chief needed to test the rifle somehow

@corbulo3499

2 жыл бұрын

Pfffffffft I didn't even think about that XD

@Resi1ience

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I was thinking about that too, the Covenant don't use bullets... Chief does

@Mildlyilligal

Жыл бұрын

It was for the greater good

evade halo nextbot sound 2:02

@LegendaryITA

Жыл бұрын

Yes

@Yapapapa8

2 ай бұрын

2:03

1:54 I love doing this in halo lol

To be fair, of all the marines that died that guy was probably the only one that died choking on saltines

@sgthusla

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like a terrible way to go after serving under MC

Why did this remind me of Halo infinite and how on the campaign if you call certain vehicles the Marines are so stupid they would stand directly under it and die immediately after the vehicle lands on them

@NewSharkWhoDis

2 жыл бұрын

I had one where I pushed him out of the way and then another one decided to run right under the vehicle that was dropping

@cheshiremadness868

2 жыл бұрын

@@NewSharkWhoDis i a similar scenario after multiple times of it happening I decided to push one out of the way but when I did he walked directly back under it as it fell not only that I've seen one of them hit the ground lay on his stomach and then get ran over by it as it fell those guys are so dumb I don't even understand how they're that stupid

@hmm8445

2 жыл бұрын

@@cheshiremadness868 they need some therapy

@3DInnovations70

2 жыл бұрын

You know how they’ll duck in the ground for cover when you call the vehicles in? Well, I called in a scorpion and the guy ducked, just right in the middle of the platform

@buzz3257

2 жыл бұрын

*It was for the greater good.*

2:41 he Sacrificed more for the greater good, and for a greater reason, which was he needed EXP and needed to complete the campaign level.

I didn't know how much I'd laugh at Chief saying "It was low key poggers" until now.

"It was Lowkey Poggers" that's fucking comedy gold right there thank you

@Splinter-ge9pf

2 жыл бұрын

And the fact Maater Chief's VA said that 💀

I want to thank the Official Master Chief Voice Actor Steve Downes for that quote. It was low key POGGERS.

"It's for the greater good, ma'am" sound likes "It's a very common thing"

"Thank you for your loss" kills me 🤣

Duuude imagine having "it was low key poggers" as like, an AI voice line, that would be siiiick

@NoclipOZ

2 жыл бұрын

It would low key be poggers.

This footage from the Paramount Plus series looks better than expected.

I always tried to take care of my marines. - "Hey, I've got one shot left in this SPNKr. You guys can have it since you never run out of ammo." - "You guys can have all these Sniper Rifles since your aim is computer-assisted." - "I'll take that Shotgun, you stay away from the guys with swords and hammers." - "You're not gonna' make it with just an SMG. Swap me for a Beam Rifle." - "Hey Stacker, here's a Fuel Rod Cannon. $50 if you can bounce one off the wall." - "Whoever rides shotgun gets the Spartan Laser. Any takers?"

Meanwhile in the actual game: *Chief moving to melee with sword* The entire squad: This is the perfect time to throw frags/shoot rpg.

@volt42re

Жыл бұрын

It’s so true

@valaksimulations4503

Жыл бұрын

That’s what my kids think. I run in there with a shotgun and the grenades rain down on me

When chief charges by the amount of words he says:

@Fck_the_atf

2 жыл бұрын

Me getting a heart is low key poggers

To hear master chief go “it was low key poggers” cured my depression 🤣🤣

2:14 tho the marine choked to death on crackers, TheAssassin3041 suffocated to death by laughter and we all thank her for her loss congrats! Oh wait heh, eh, oh golly...

“After suffering multiple bullet wounds” And the covenant don’t use human guns . I wonder who shot the marine 😅

@bautistahernandezfernandoa85

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@sethstowe9452

2 жыл бұрын

Actually there’s like one or two units that do

@efxnews4776

2 жыл бұрын

@@HelghastStalker well, but nobody talk about the Banished, only covenant...

@efxnews4776

2 жыл бұрын

@@HelghastStalker o c'mon, why you are ruining the joke!

Damn, that was a terrific Master Chief impression *checks description WAIT WHAT??

@theextracrispycolonel9504

2 жыл бұрын

Yep, it's Steve Downes himself xD

I love how Chief spams the doorbell lmfao

2:35 the object they give to her still has the barcode on the bottom hahaha

Basically the Halo Infinite AI-soldiers

@LordMooshroom

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, because this is a halo video and halo ai hasn't changed much at all

@Breakaway-ic5gj

2 жыл бұрын

@@LordMooshroom good

I can die happy after hearing Chief say "Low key poggers"

0:50 the Mongoose is a 2 seater

When he caught the door, that was one of the best looking shots I've seen from a KZread video

What a great devotion chief has to his men. Remembering every detail of their sacrifice.

"Thank you for your loss ma'am..." I died🤣

Are we not gonna talk about how the bullied marine was Private Jenkins? He got infected by a weak flood infection form, felt his body being morphed and twisted, could not control his body for a while, but still managed to help chief and destroy the truth and reconciliation? What a legend to die choking on crackers.

This is more authentic than the show

Im surprised you didn't add "he was actually relatively safe, defending a forward operating base, but he was crushed by the scorpion that Chief had airdropped"

Never thought I'd live to see the day where Master Chief says poggers but here we are.

Damn! Love the characterization! Brilliant stuff! 😆👍🏻 Love that you actually got Steve downs!

Better than the new show.

I'm the exact opposite. 9 out of 10 times if I killed a marine I would reload my in my attempt to save them. The other 1 out of 10 is too late cause I hit a checkpoint.

@reaganr3931

2 жыл бұрын

Same! I won’t even let the Marines follow me in Infinite💀

"thank you for your loss." what a great line

Lol this was truly funny as hell

“It was low-key poggers” -Master Chief 2022

"I am suffering from multiple bullet wounds" ah yes...method acting at its purest.

"Thank you for your loss"

This alone has better production value than the actual Halo show.

@Zargex

Жыл бұрын

Facts

“It was low key poggers” DUDE I DEID AND BECAME JESUS HIMSELF AFTER THAT

I've never had a marine survive more than 3 seconds on legendary:)

Sure, the official story is he died of crackers while in evac. We all know he really died because he was in a vehicle after chief took his weapon and shot a fuel coil he placed behind the vehicle, launching it skywards while chief grappled onto it. But the marine made it, before landing in that dig site with all the suicide grunts in it.

Imagine this is the after math of halo marines everytime someone plays Halo

1:30 not just shooting tbaging

they cant reveal what really happened to Jenkins. Seriously, imagine telling his wife that her husband transformed into a monster cuz of a tentacled pop corn sucked the life out of him

@bluephoenix7565

2 жыл бұрын

Ironically, Jenkins DID get to an evac ship which THEN proceeded to be destroyed by a plasma grenade.

i cant he really said ThANk yOu FoR YoUr LoSs MaM

@bluephoenix7565

2 жыл бұрын

Dyslexia is a hard thing to deal with sometimes...he tried his darndest.

This seems like a legit early 2000's GameStop commercial for Halo 2.

Better than the Halo TV series tbh

“thank you for your loss” got me fucked up 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Spartan IVs: “Chief, the augmentations and training we have is nothing compared to what you had. It sounds like your childhood was hell!” Chief: 2:04 Edit: fixed time stamp

@jacobnelson1234

2 жыл бұрын

I just used your comment to just listen to it on repeat, its great

This is better than every scene in the Halo TV Show no cap

She really doesn’t understand that it was for the greater good

"It was low-key poggers" 💀😭

"thank you for your loss" is the final boss of awkward moments, right after the waitress saying "enjoy your meal" and you say "you too"

i mean, giving your only weapon to the guy who save humanity 3 times, their some honour in that,

That's why he is known as "demon"

I am sorry but this video should be called "For the greater good".

@Arkangelx98x

2 жыл бұрын

The greater good

For the greater good 🤣

@LaughOverLife

2 жыл бұрын

Chief knows whats best never question him

@invisiblebob69420

2 жыл бұрын

@@LaughOverLife Yes

This is dramatically better than the actual TV show.

It still blows my mind how you guys got Steve Downes to say “It was Low Key Poggers”, it is truly awesome and brilliant

*“Be honest who else is a few hours late”😂*

@inquoisious7052

2 жыл бұрын

So true, Fortnite Highlights!

@drakevoidwalker

2 жыл бұрын

Be honest, who else is a few months late 😅

THE GUY FROM FORTNITE

@wajeehabbas3136

2 жыл бұрын

Im gonna report you for harassment

@kbx2.

2 жыл бұрын

@@wajeehabbas3136 no plz

@invisiblebob69420

2 жыл бұрын

Heretic

I lost it at the "Chief says this is where it gets good."

2:02 "it was for the greater good ma'am" "IT WAS LOWKEY POGGERS"

@JC12Tuber

Жыл бұрын

YES EVADE FAN.

This is still the space force we deserve

That was so good!! Really funny!👍🏻👍🏻

2:24 I feel sooo bad I can't 😭😭

"It was for the greater good ma'am"