Mass Effect Disconnecting Council

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Shepard teaches us how to deal with useless politicians.

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  • @cloudgirl150
    @cloudgirl1507 жыл бұрын

    "WHOOPS!" Shit never gets old

  • @jier9904

    @jier9904

    6 жыл бұрын

    You know it

  • @Survivor_of_DMVdrivers

    @Survivor_of_DMVdrivers

    5 жыл бұрын

    Must've beaten this game ten times (most recently a couple weeks ago) and I just about fell out of my chair laughing hearing Shep say "WHOOPS!" :D

  • @Abudzin
    @Abudzin9 жыл бұрын

    After saving the human colony on Feros the turian guy said that Shepard needs to learn how to make sacrifices. Guess what, I sacrificed them at the end of the game. Thank you Council for teaching me this valueable lesson!

  • @ParasiteQueen1

    @ParasiteQueen1

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Abuyin ibn Djadir Rekt!

  • @EvilynsSweet777

    @EvilynsSweet777

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Abuyin ibn Djadir :'D THIS!

  • @guicaldo7164

    @guicaldo7164

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Abuyin ibn Djadir I didn't let them die in my first two playthroughs. I'm now playing as a 100% good guy. But next time... next time...

  • @Rares_G4H

    @Rares_G4H

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Abuyin ibn Djadir Sacrifice level Cerberus. Kill the council in order to make humanity stronger.

  • @crashx9973

    @crashx9973

    7 жыл бұрын

    Well I guessed they learned a valuable lesson of their own--OH WAIT they're dead :P

  • @Fr0st1989
    @Fr0st19899 жыл бұрын

    "You know it" lmfao

  • @_MaZTeR_

    @_MaZTeR_

    4 жыл бұрын

    Whoops!

  • @wanzerstomper8830

    @wanzerstomper8830

    4 жыл бұрын

    “Aw, looks like we lost the signal Joker”

  • @Rebleization

    @Rebleization

    4 жыл бұрын

    That never gets old, does it?

  • @juanvilas5341

    @juanvilas5341

    3 жыл бұрын

    "Yes."

  • @j.vinton4039

    @j.vinton4039

    3 жыл бұрын

    So funny, I’d atleast listen to them for a second before I hung up, so hearing “you know it” was a first. Always find something new with ME

  • @ExplosiveBG
    @ExplosiveBG9 жыл бұрын

    There is a referance to this in ME3, Joker says : "Commander, do you want me to call the Council and hang up on them, just for old times sake?" or something among those lines.

  • @gas8257

    @gas8257

    8 жыл бұрын

    +ExplosiveBG you will hear that line even if you never hung up on them... but if you hung up on them, you can hear joker and Liara talk about it (in Mass Effect 3).

  • @AAhmou

    @AAhmou

    7 жыл бұрын

    I hung up on the illusive man? Does it count?

  • @KasumiRINA

    @KasumiRINA

    5 жыл бұрын

    Just got that scene, Liara can't believe Shep cut off the Council! XD

  • @0MujaKina0

    @0MujaKina0

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@gas8257 Liara: Shepard did WHAT!? Joker: What did you say? I can't hear you! I will call you later! >.> (disconnect)

  • @Lukas-ri4bv

    @Lukas-ri4bv

    4 жыл бұрын

    When. Do. Liara. And. Joker. Talk. About. That. I. Need. To. Know. NOW!

  • @GhostRavenFIN
    @GhostRavenFIN3 жыл бұрын

    "Are you calling in a report just so you can cut us off again?" "You know it." Absolute best.

  • @Reizega

    @Reizega

    2 жыл бұрын

    "That never gets old, does it?"

  • @sabrinarosario6499

    @sabrinarosario6499

    2 жыл бұрын

    Is Joker’s commentary afterward that has me in tears omfg

  • @majorastorm

    @majorastorm

    2 жыл бұрын

    "Whoops"

  • @zeke4083

    @zeke4083

    Жыл бұрын

    What a chad

  • @primary2630

    @primary2630

    Жыл бұрын

    the way he delivered that line lmao

  • @101m4n
    @101m4n8 жыл бұрын

    Wish you could have done this to sovereign on virmire. Sovereign: "Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of..." Shepard: "Aww. Looks like we lost the signal."

  • @Twarex01

    @Twarex01

    7 жыл бұрын

    Can't resist. I have to be that guy.... It's Sovereign not Harbinger >.>

  • @101m4n

    @101m4n

    7 жыл бұрын

    Twarex01 Oshit! So it is... What sort of fan am I...

  • @Twarex01

    @Twarex01

    7 жыл бұрын

    101m4n We all make mistakes :P

  • @WEndro333

    @WEndro333

    6 жыл бұрын

    "We will wipe your entire race--" "WHOOPS!"

  • @bobdan9856

    @bobdan9856

    5 жыл бұрын

    Sovereign has something to say.

  • @TheSpartan451
    @TheSpartan45110 жыл бұрын

    I like how the Asari Councilor is trying to simultaneously mediate the hate-waves crashing between Shepard and the Turian and get her own message across.

  • @anelbegic2780

    @anelbegic2780

    3 жыл бұрын

    She was the only reasonable one on the council but even then the arrogance radiating off of her when she decides something is maddening.

  • @000mjd

    @000mjd

    3 жыл бұрын

    ​@@anelbegic2780 ironically in Mass Effect 3 the turian council was the most down to earth meanwhile we know later that the asaris were hidding a prothean beacon and she knew it

  • @anelbegic2780

    @anelbegic2780

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@000mjd That's what hapends when your main writter leaves, you put a more incompetent one in his place while trashing the original story out line for the trilogy just because it leaked. They even had to make last minute DLC for MS2 if i'm not mistaken just to make their new story make sense at all.

  • @DextroDNAOfficial

    @DextroDNAOfficial

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@anelbegic2780 that's just not what happened at all. There's valid story reasons for Sparatus (turian Councillor) being more amenable in ME3. Got nothing to do with "incompetent writers". Drew Karpyshyn was one of many writers who worked on the trilogy, him leaving wasn't as big a deal as people make it out to be. A shame, definitely, but not a death sentence for ME3. The Arrival DLC wasn't last minute, and it isn't even integral to the story of ME3. It literally just bridges the gap between ME2 and ME3, giving a reason for Shepard being on Earth. Story works out exactly the same even if you didn't play Arrival.

  • @anelbegic2780

    @anelbegic2780

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@DextroDNAOfficial Is that why all of ME2's characters basically got shafted and all the ME1 characters took center stage while all the new ME3 characters lack something if not totally suck? Bioware resycled so much from ME1 & 2 while adding little else that stayed memorable. Drew leaving, and Bioware chamging the story, also did effect ME3 in a very bad way. His storyline would have implicated the dark energy theory fe ME2 rather than the reapers just being massive morons and having logic breakdown at the end of ME3, they would have come off as more lawfull-evil than just chaotic-evil. Also don't lie that the story works our the same, i played ME2 and did arrival bit didn't really pay too much attention to it until ME3 starts and you're under house arrest. Took me abit to actually realize the only reason arrival exists which just makes me hate ot more. As for the turian counsiler's reason, sure he had a reason...only after it was too late and his people were going to go extinct...oops. He may not have liked shepard and humans, assuming of course you saved the original council in ME1 that is, but he spends almost every game until his species is in danger in ME3 badgering you no matter your actions. Assuming you killed the original council though, even if nothing really changed (lazy assholes at Bioware really couldn't be bothered honestly) except the dialogue in ME3 when refering to the original council yet all the races are recruited in roughly the same way honestly. ME1 & 2 are objectively the better written stories and gameplay wise, unless you started at playing ME3 first, better games mechanicaly as well.

  • @zeromancer-x
    @zeromancer-x8 жыл бұрын

    Joker sounds rather amused by the whole thing. :D

  • @BonkHazard

    @BonkHazard

    7 жыл бұрын

    why wouldn't he? he knows the world is better off without the council

  • @SentientPotatoXIII

    @SentientPotatoXIII

    5 жыл бұрын

    "Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy"

  • @lestatmacway892

    @lestatmacway892

    4 жыл бұрын

    Who wouldn't be

  • @werty21100

    @werty21100

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@SentientPotatoXIII and also the greatest but buddies of the reapers

  • @joshuagross3151

    @joshuagross3151

    3 жыл бұрын

    Joker? Amused by something? That doesn't sound like him...

  • @Tuberuser187
    @Tuberuser1879 жыл бұрын

    Just as Joker said, this never gets old. "Whoops!"

  • @stevenlittrel2648

    @stevenlittrel2648

    4 жыл бұрын

    Annnnnnd we’re out

  • @secondheaven9545

    @secondheaven9545

    4 жыл бұрын

    Aww. Looks like we lost the signal, Joker

  • @user-eo5sn9yt1u

    @user-eo5sn9yt1u

    10 ай бұрын

    @@secondheaven9545understood, commander!

  • @fulcrum2951
    @fulcrum29515 жыл бұрын

    As Nick Fury stated: "i recognize the council has made a decision but its a stupid ass decision i elected to ignore it"

  • @DJ_Mooster

    @DJ_Mooster

    3 жыл бұрын

    I'm stealing this

  • @stevenstice6683

    @stevenstice6683

    2 жыл бұрын

    Samuel L Shepard would definitely say that.

  • @Chino56751
    @Chino567519 жыл бұрын

    This could be its own minigame.

  • @JonatasMonte

    @JonatasMonte

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Agent Washington Mass Effect could have it's own series of minigames (as I saw someone mentioning in a thread GTA Citadel) but don't let EA know this otherwise we will have 10 games per year.

  • @deathroy237

    @deathroy237

    7 жыл бұрын

    It would be the best mini game ever... of all time.

  • @Chino56751

    @Chino56751

    7 жыл бұрын

    Stole my line..!

  • @alexanderbobylev4811
    @alexanderbobylev48119 жыл бұрын

    "Don't tell me how to do my job!" - the best line by Mark Meer. And it describes Shepard perfectly.

  • @eskimpertush

    @eskimpertush

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Alexander Bobylev My favorite Mark Meer line would always and forever be "You big, stupid jellyfish..."

  • @plokoon479

    @plokoon479

    7 жыл бұрын

    +eskimpertush Mark Meer's best line is... We'll bang, okay?

  • @Whatever-nd1mk

    @Whatever-nd1mk

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@plokoon479 Mine is "Tell me where the quarian is and i won't have to shoot you in the kneecaps."

  • @GenGamesUniverse

    @GenGamesUniverse

    3 жыл бұрын

    Jennifer Hale says a lot of good lines.

  • @Hunterstiq
    @Hunterstiq3 жыл бұрын

    0:49 The fact that there is no filter on Joker and Shepard looks up always made me imagine Joker was in the ventilation above and actually cut the comms

  • @larry-three8225
    @larry-three822510 жыл бұрын

    Did Shepard just hang up on all of us at 2:19?

  • @barraki92reborn

    @barraki92reborn

    9 жыл бұрын

    Larry-three You know it.

  • @arbiteras

    @arbiteras

    7 жыл бұрын

    Annnnd we're out.

  • @lukamilic

    @lukamilic

    7 жыл бұрын

    WHOOPS

  • @viridian6812

    @viridian6812

    6 жыл бұрын

    That never gets old, does it?

  • @Don-tg1ns

    @Don-tg1ns

    5 жыл бұрын

    I fail to find this amusing...

  • @LoadPast
    @LoadPast3 жыл бұрын

    I love how Joker is so down with prank calling the council

  • @IOA21
    @IOA213 жыл бұрын

    My favorite one is Noveria - Killing the Rachni Queen: Turian Councilor: "Do you ENJOY committing genocide, HUMAN?" Shepard: "Depends on the species, TURIAN." That just got me laughing so hard~

  • @segevkrespi8609

    @segevkrespi8609

    Жыл бұрын

    That part was so annoying. You kill the queen - you're accused of genocide You let her go which is the better choice - you're told it was an awful decision which will have terrible results in the future

  • @primary2630

    @primary2630

    Жыл бұрын

    @@segevkrespi8609 With good reason. The Rachni were an incredibly dangerous threat to the entire galaxy. The Rachni wars? The entire reason the Krogan became such a power that the genophage was invented? It's just good faith that Shepard let them queen go and she would not return to trouble us again, but even luckier, she returns and helps us in ME3.

  • @segevkrespi8609

    @segevkrespi8609

    Жыл бұрын

    @@primary2630 Expect that it's hinted in ME2, when conversing with an Asari on Ilium, who was connected to the Rachni that the Rachni were controlled by someone, probably the Reapers, which is why they attacked the first contact teams sent by the Salarians. The Rachni desired peace

  • @DantesInferno96

    @DantesInferno96

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@segevkrespi8609 yeah but the council races didn't know that they were controlled. It's not like the Rachni did a good job of conveying their feelings.

  • @segevkrespi8609

    @segevkrespi8609

    Жыл бұрын

    @@DantesInferno96 true, but it doesn't matter. The rachni queen chose to remain hidden to avoid a new war, and was forces out by the reapers, and then you can save her.

  • @Razzrazz90
    @Razzrazz903 жыл бұрын

    Honestly, when I was a kid playing this game, I couldn't really understand how the Council could possibly be so blind to all the evidence you brought to them regarding the Reapers, even when you literally bring them a living Geth (Legion) to tell them DIRECTLY that the Geth were not behind Eden Prime in Mass Effect 2...and then I became an adult, and found out what politicians were...

  • @priamneville5899

    @priamneville5899

    3 жыл бұрын

    Before Sovreign's attack their skepticism is pretty justified, not gonna lie. After, their stupidity is unbelievable.

  • @tommybenson6251

    @tommybenson6251

    3 жыл бұрын

    It’s easy to justify their skepticism when you realize the humans have only been in contact with aliens for like 26 years at that point.

  • @DantesInferno96

    @DantesInferno96

    2 жыл бұрын

    It was believable in ME1 because even Shepard didn't understand his visions fully but in ME2 they just took the stupidity to a whole new level.

  • @tidan4575

    @tidan4575

    2 жыл бұрын

    The reason why the council is so stupidly ignorant is the same reason why the workers and politicians at Chernobyl didn't want to believe they had a huge disaster on their hands. Because in their fearful perception if it were true, then they were pretty much screwed. Or, they would have to work their asses off more then they want to, and that means they would have to step down.

  • @willfanofmanyii3751

    @willfanofmanyii3751

    2 жыл бұрын

    Because Shepard's only evidence is a vision.

  • @DrakRiku1994
    @DrakRiku19946 жыл бұрын

    You can hear in Joker's voice that he loves that

  • @hhds113
    @hhds1138 жыл бұрын

    Awww looks like we lost the signal Joker.

  • @Quarter324

    @Quarter324

    7 жыл бұрын

    WHOOPS

  • @jier9904

    @jier9904

    6 жыл бұрын

    You know it

  • @Shotgun93Alexander

    @Shotgun93Alexander

    5 жыл бұрын

    hhds113 understood commander

  • @username2669
    @username266910 жыл бұрын

    Lost my shit when he said "you know it" lol

  • @PsychicWars
    @PsychicWars9 жыл бұрын

    "Looks like the Ascension is under heavy fire, Commander. You want me to patch you through to the Council?" "Patch 'em through, Joker." That would have been great.

  • @barraki92reborn

    @barraki92reborn

    9 жыл бұрын

    4tehhorde Asari Councilor: Commander Shepard, we're under heavy fire from Sovereign and Geth forces! We request immediate assistance from the Normandy SR1! Shepard: Sorry, can't help you against something that doesn't exist. :D *Ascension blows up* Shepard: Aww. Looks like we lost the signal, Joker. Joker: ...Getting a little dark there, boss.

  • @crazedauthor98

    @crazedauthor98

    9 жыл бұрын

    Kenpachi Ramasama Oh my gosh! I have never laughed so hard! XD

  • @alexanderbobylev4811

    @alexanderbobylev4811

    9 жыл бұрын

    Kenpachi Ramasama This is hillarious! =)) Likewise, Mass Effect 2: Turian Councillor: "Ah yes, Reapers..." Mass Effect 3: Turian Councillor: Commander Shepard, Palaven is under attack! Asari Councillor: "We have a heavy situation on Thessia, Commander!" Shepard: "Ah yes, Reapers... I have dismissed that claim. I should go."

  • @Chino56751

    @Chino56751

    9 жыл бұрын

    +4tehhorde " Commander ! Please don't cut us off again ! I'm begging you ! " " Give me a reason. " " We'll..uh..admit in public the Reapers exist ! " " And...? " " Anything you want ! Please, help ! ( crying ) " "...Fine. "

  • @mateusborges8758

    @mateusborges8758

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Agent Washington that would be a bit cruel and stuff .. but who cares? its funny anyway

  • @r4masami
    @r4masami9 жыл бұрын

    Still did this as a Paragon character. Was so good.

  • @joaocbcneto

    @joaocbcneto

    8 жыл бұрын

    +r4masami the only one i actually regret disconnecting to is the asari councilor because... THAT FUCKING VOICE !

  • @JaegerMeister808
    @JaegerMeister80810 жыл бұрын

    How have I never done this?

  • @aquila4142
    @aquila41428 жыл бұрын

    They seriously, seriously should have slipped this into Mass Effect 2 when talking to the Illusive Man at the end of the game after blowing the Collector Base to hell. TIM: "Are you just going to throw away billions of credits and units of resources? Disregard everything we have fought for up to this point?! Are you turning your back on me?!" Shepard: "You know it! :D" *Hangs up.*

  • @ParasiteQueen1

    @ParasiteQueen1

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Feelsblade1337 YES!!!!

  • @pawenawrocki5554

    @pawenawrocki5554

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Nightblade1337 illusive Man - "I brought you back from the dead. The rest is up to you." Shepard - "I don't need this"

  • @ParasiteQueen1

    @ParasiteQueen1

    8 жыл бұрын

    "Ah yes, 'Cerberus.' The pro-human, splinter group that puts humanity over all other species by any means necessary. We have dismissed that claim."

  • @davido.1233

    @davido.1233

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Nightblade1337 technically, they do let you cut off the Illusive man at the end of the game, but I think there's a dialogue combination you need, which I have been able to do. start with the one about bullshit on your end, add in don't order me around, or something, and end off with a disconnection

  • @1stshockarmy

    @1stshockarmy

    8 жыл бұрын

    The guy seems much less intimidating after you realize you can shorten his Name to Tim.

  • @LoreChaplain
    @LoreChaplain3 жыл бұрын

    Asari: Are you calling in a report just so you can cut us off again? Shepard: You know it! :D

  • @cmndr_superglue
    @cmndr_superglue9 жыл бұрын

    You should have been able to do this to the illusive man in ME2

  • @VORP125

    @VORP125

    8 жыл бұрын

    +deltaspartan122 LOL That would be so funny!

  • @TeamIONDarius

    @TeamIONDarius

    8 жыл бұрын

    "Are you turning your back on me Shepard?" "You know it!"

  • @arbiteras

    @arbiteras

    7 жыл бұрын

    It kinda does that in the end.you can cut off his transmission

  • @secondheaven9545

    @secondheaven9545

    5 жыл бұрын

    Commander Superglue hm sorry I can’t here you I’m getting a lot of bullshit on this line

  • @NicketossRecargado

    @NicketossRecargado

    4 жыл бұрын

    You Can do this if you destroy the Collector base and respond the last with parangon line. Shepard say: Joker, lose this channel. And he walk away.

  • @dannywood1261
    @dannywood126110 жыл бұрын

    00:55 You know it

  • @maccciable

    @maccciable

    10 жыл бұрын

    WHOOOOPS.

  • @dhwwiiexpert

    @dhwwiiexpert

    6 жыл бұрын

    And we're out.

  • @joaopedroribaslyraloes

    @joaopedroribaslyraloes

    6 жыл бұрын

    Danny P

  • @kidop6
    @kidop612 жыл бұрын

    They ignored my warnings, I ignored their calls for help

  • @Chino56751
    @Chino567519 жыл бұрын

    One of the biggest reason to play ME1.

  • @JonatasMonte
    @JonatasMonte8 жыл бұрын

    "Whoops"

  • @noblevi3623
    @noblevi36238 жыл бұрын

    "Useless Politicians" that implies the fact that there are non-useless politicians. "But, but! Noble VI! What about Anderson! You can make him a politician!" Anderson has, and always will be, a Military Man first.

  • @JonatasMonte

    @JonatasMonte

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Noble VI That likes to punch Udina

  • @Camelotsmoon

    @Camelotsmoon

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@JonatasMonte He deserved the position for punching Udina.

  • @RustedBuddy5192

    @RustedBuddy5192

    3 жыл бұрын

    Its why he always steps down as councilor. He was more useful as a military man.

  • @kreigguardsman3355

    @kreigguardsman3355

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@RustedBuddy5192 he does make specter again comes in handy if your doing a pure Paragon run

  • @jenswaring1682

    @jenswaring1682

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@kreigguardsman3355 if you save the council they make you Spectre again regardless of who you choose, so for a pure paragon run it doesn't matter

  • @Riverstyx197
    @Riverstyx1979 жыл бұрын

    "Never get's old, does it?" No, Joker, no it does not.

  • @DorianMichaelsIII
    @DorianMichaelsIII11 жыл бұрын

    Honestly, I always felt a *little* guilty doing this to them (as funny as it is, and it is DAMN funny), because of the Asari Councilor-- sure, she dismisses your warnings regarding Sovereign and the Reapers, but at least she's *nice* and is the most reasonable (relatively) about it-- she's certainly not an outright insulting jerkoff asshole like the Turian Councilor (my otherwise straight-on Paragon NEVER missed an opportunity to give HIM lip).

  • @Truex007
    @Truex0078 жыл бұрын

    "This is the Acension, requesting immediate assistance!" "Sir, they... they disconnected..." And in Mass Effect 3 "Commander, we got a message from the citadel council. They're waiting for you in the hyperlink room. You know, if you want to disconnect on them. For old times sake..."

  • @tranquilmagister8481

    @tranquilmagister8481

    5 жыл бұрын

    ik now this is not for alliance, but i believe you can do the same with illusive man in the end of the second game

  • @MaitreKorda

    @MaitreKorda

    3 жыл бұрын

    Why does the Council takes mankind for unexperienced babies only good for poking in dark corners of space and making jokes? We will probably never know.

  • @grainnegillespie4467
    @grainnegillespie446710 жыл бұрын

    1.11 - Where's Wrex? You monster!

  • @NotCommanderShepard

    @NotCommanderShepard

    4 жыл бұрын

    That overgrown bat-turtle had it coming.

  • @ladyselin35

    @ladyselin35

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@NotCommanderShepard Come on..He's cute.

  • @NotCommanderShepard

    @NotCommanderShepard

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@ladyselin35 I know someone by your name.

  • @jkl6652

    @jkl6652

    3 жыл бұрын

    I kept Wrex alive because his request on Virmire was reasonable (given his service up to that point) and he was clearly the biggest, strongest, meanest asshole in the squad. Canonically and logically, a superior grunt to Ashley. If krogan physiology was modeled accurately he could have literally bitten Shep's head off anytime he wanted.

  • @danielharvison7510

    @danielharvison7510

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jkl6652 I like how you wrote "a superior grunt", considering the name of the Krogan fella you get in ME2. I like it very much. :) And yes, one does not let Wrex go, he's a hell of a guy.

  • @Cdc321
    @Cdc32110 жыл бұрын

    God, I wanted to do this every time I finished a mission. Sometimes it can be just as hard playing Full Paragon as it can Full Renegade.

  • @derokdeathaxe6984

    @derokdeathaxe6984

    5 жыл бұрын

    the realistic Shepard is someone like half paragon and half renegade like: "oh i love saving people by shooting at anyone who piss me off" or "I'm gonna kill anyone who tries to stop me from saving this galaxy, even those bitches also known as The Council"

  • @Camelotsmoon

    @Camelotsmoon

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@derokdeathaxe6984 Yeah, through-out the three games I've played with this character, it keeps coming out 100% paragon and 25% renegade (75/25 in ME3). I can't be nice all the time, sometimes someone deserves it.

  • @Comintern1919

    @Comintern1919

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@derokdeathaxe6984 I agree with Camelotsmoon, I think the perfect Shepard is 75% Paragon and 35% Renegade. The Alignment is the only thing I cheat in the Mass Effect Trilogy so I don't need to stick to one alignment to not miss out on anything.

  • @steelbear2063

    @steelbear2063

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Comintern1919 Damn, 110%

  • @my5head

    @my5head

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Camelotsmoon that, and sometimes the renegade option is just being reasonable. ME2 renegade: headbutt the Krogan who won't get off Grunt's ass. ME3 renegade: knock the wind out of the Quarian admiral who nearly killed you.

  • @Camelotsmoon
    @Camelotsmoon4 жыл бұрын

    1:19 LOL Shepard: "Set the link up Joker, *they need to know* ." Also Shepard: "Aww..looks like we lost the signal Joker." *Disconnect*

  • @ladyselin35

    @ladyselin35

    2 жыл бұрын

    He tried

  • @Biowoman.
    @Biowoman.5 жыл бұрын

    The council are so helplessly useless in this game, it's satisfying to just hang up on them.

  • @ichbinjasokreativ2452

    @ichbinjasokreativ2452

    4 жыл бұрын

    these games*

  • @VtheBlackRose
    @VtheBlackRose5 жыл бұрын

    I feel like the real Shepard is a Paragon who does Renegade actions when the situation is truly upsetting. Like when you punch the Quarian Admiral in ME3 for firing on a dreadnougt you and your squad was on.

  • @Camelotsmoon

    @Camelotsmoon

    4 жыл бұрын

    The second most satisfying renegade interrupt in the game. It's one I always do now in every plathrough. That interrupt is only second to the one with Kai Leng.

  • @Miguel-jm2pf

    @Miguel-jm2pf

    3 жыл бұрын

    I always found that super unrealistic. You don’t throw a fit and assault a high ranking military official like Admiral Gerrel. I think cursing him out and kicking him off the ship would have been enough. I catch your drift though.

  • @alexanderblack4833

    @alexanderblack4833

    3 жыл бұрын

    What are they gonna do? Arrest the guy amassing an army to fight the reapers? Punching the Quarians admiral is the least he deserves. If it weren't for Tail I would sided with the Geth and wiped them out.

  • @Miguel-jm2pf

    @Miguel-jm2pf

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@alexanderblack4833 Actually yeah, the Quarians probably would pursue action against shepherd. Obviously the council would do nothing since you’re a spectre, but the Quarians could easily rescind their offer to fight for earth.

  • @alexanderblack4833

    @alexanderblack4833

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Miguel-jm2pf that would only ensure they stand alone against the reapers AND the geth. Not to mention that even IF they survive the war then their reputation would be even worst with the other races as the only species that stood by during the final push to beat the reapers. Even in the real world it wouldnt make sense to seek repercussions after the admiral went AWOL and fired on allied forces. Also, I doubt the alliance would just standby and do nothing to help Shepard, again the very guy that has the most experience with reapers and got the krogan and turians to help Earth. Shepard literally is worth more than some crazy short sighted admiral.

  • @tntalchemist
    @tntalchemist10 жыл бұрын

    They questioned my authority, I questioned their communications connection.

  • @spierrwolf3416
    @spierrwolf34163 жыл бұрын

    I love how sarcastic he says “job” XD “Don’t tell me how to do my jaeb..”

  • @josesuarez7484
    @josesuarez74849 жыл бұрын

    This is hilarious! I had to watch it since I am too polite and patient to do it myself. XD

  • @asrieldreemurr333

    @asrieldreemurr333

    7 жыл бұрын

    Jose Suarez Sorry,i cant hear you,there is too much bullshit on this line!😂😂😂

  • @tanoshiofm3852

    @tanoshiofm3852

    7 жыл бұрын

    Jose Suarez I only disconnected them in Virmire. They deserved it

  • @KasumiRINA
    @KasumiRINA5 жыл бұрын

    "Ah, yes, 'Reapers'. The immortal race of sentient starships allegedly waiting in dark space. We have dismissed this claim."

  • @ACE-ej4fu
    @ACE-ej4fu7 жыл бұрын

    "you know it" I died

  • @hezakighamorgan9974
    @hezakighamorgan99743 жыл бұрын

    I love how you can *hear* the smile in Joker's voice.

  • @PsyrenXY
    @PsyrenXY10 жыл бұрын

    You know it. *Trollface*

  • @nikoladimitrov5795
    @nikoladimitrov57953 жыл бұрын

    To be fair this is the only proper way to treat the council. They send a team consisting of arguably the best of the best in what they do equipped with the most advanced ship in existence on a mission and when the guy leading said team sends a report they just go "lol we don't believe you, let's make our own assumptions and act on them" like...tf ?

  • @omnaysayer
    @omnaysayer10 ай бұрын

    the "you know it!" has charmed me for a life time. i use it myself as often as possible.

  • @DeathJester1066
    @DeathJester106610 жыл бұрын

    Played renegade shep recently and did this. I laughed so hard i cryed. whooops! lol

  • @ronniet6078
    @ronniet60782 жыл бұрын

    If you kill the Rachni queen on Noveria, the Turian counsellor asks Shepard if he finds pleasure on commiting genocide. Renegade Shepard says "Depends on the species, turian." One of my favorite renegade lines ever.

  • @Archangel251
    @Archangel25110 жыл бұрын

    Whoops! And we're out.

  • @ravensailiata
    @ravensailiata11 ай бұрын

    I love how Joker just fully supports it.

  • @TheGeoCheese
    @TheGeoCheese8 жыл бұрын

    That last disconnect was really more of a you just pissed me off even more. Seriously, losing a team member that's been with you from the beginning is kinda hard.

  • @PMW3
    @PMW37 жыл бұрын

    it's hard to be a paragon when it is so satisfying to hang up on the council

  • @dreamEnd
    @dreamEnd12 жыл бұрын

    I love Normandy SR1 got that kind of meeting room. after finishing an important mission, all of your squadmates sitting there, while Shepard gave an epic speech. good old times.

  • @_zurr
    @_zurr Жыл бұрын

    I love how you can hear how much Joker loves doing this in the tone of his voice. Like he's just barely trying to be professional.

  • @Lettischhero
    @Lettischhero11 жыл бұрын

    That pause before Joker says: "That never gets old, does it?" and his tone kills me. :D

  • @serijas737
    @serijas7373 жыл бұрын

    I never dismissed the council, but when I heard what Sparatus was going for, it took me a few seconds to consider answering, let it sink in, and disconnected without hard feelings. They didn't get on my nerves after that somehow. It seems Sparatus had a word with the other council members.

  • @bandgeek9723
    @bandgeek97239 жыл бұрын

    Ah yes, "Reapers."

  • @alanrosete3855
    @alanrosete3855 Жыл бұрын

    imagine how many lives a little bodycam could've saved XDDDDDDD

  • @zafelrede4884

    @zafelrede4884

    Жыл бұрын

    They would still deny it, lets be fair.

  • @acciokatherine
    @acciokatherine9 жыл бұрын

    When i first did a renegade character after doing a paragon, doing this was so satisfying.

  • @liszst

    @liszst

    3 жыл бұрын

    You can still do it as paragon :D

  • @metalsnake27
    @metalsnake272 жыл бұрын

    The best part about this is Joker's voice actor chuckling.

  • @Gaskar117
    @Gaskar11710 жыл бұрын

    "I don't need this..." Never gets old

  • @primary2630
    @primary26307 жыл бұрын

    I am usually a paragon Shepard and filled them in when I could but oh my god if I didn't love doing this to them on every renegade playthrough LOL

  • @derokdeathaxe6984

    @derokdeathaxe6984

    5 жыл бұрын

    when someone plays paragon usually the player thinks as renegade shepard...i mean the council is a bunch of scaredy bitches...like they give you unlimited power(as a spectre) and still think like you're their pet...watch saren...he didn't give a single fuck to the council...still was their fav spectre

  • @Starand321
    @Starand321 Жыл бұрын

    LOL 1:02 😂 Asri council: Commander. Do not cut me off like last time. I failed to find it amusing. Shepard: Whoops! Joker: And we're out!

  • @TotallyToonsTV
    @TotallyToonsTV3 жыл бұрын

    I have never played another game series that acknowledges my choices even half as well as Mass Effect did and Sheperd's performace just makes it all the funnier. This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while

  • @nathanjones8475
    @nathanjones84753 жыл бұрын

    “You know it.” LMFAOOOOOOOO I’m dead 😂💀

  • @Razar244
    @Razar2447 жыл бұрын

    "You know it."

  • @marikishtar313
    @marikishtar3134 жыл бұрын

    “Whoops” best game line ever

  • @spookhyskeleton
    @spookhyskeleton7 жыл бұрын

    Joker is having the time of his fucking life.

  • @RaxuRangerkingsChannel
    @RaxuRangerkingsChannel4 жыл бұрын

    I just discovered on my latest playthrough that, during the first 3 missions (Feros, Noveria, Therum), if you disconnect the first time, then don't disconnect the second time, Shepard will have a new line if you disconnect on the third mission's completion; I did Feros last, and his line was "Goodbye, Councilor." after the Turian Councilor complains that of course you helped a HUMAN colony.

  • @DiggitySlice
    @DiggitySlice3 жыл бұрын

    Shepard: "Hey council, there's a warship bigger than the Ascension about to attack the station you live on. Might wanna keep an eye out." Council: "Lol funny joke, human."

  • @Werner-sv2le
    @Werner-sv2le3 жыл бұрын

    How to deal with politicians Me: Hang up on them.

  • @FaithfulPuppy
    @FaithfulPuppy3 жыл бұрын

    I can hear joker smiling and I'm here for it. ❤

  • @Jebu911
    @Jebu9113 жыл бұрын

    You forgot the best payoff to this when you let the council die and joker disconnects the call too as final middle finger to those space assholes.

  • @rower1698
    @rower16982 жыл бұрын

    Joker lives up to his namesake

  • @Vexerino
    @Vexerino8 ай бұрын

    you can actually sense that Joker is holding back his laughter

  • @ivanleon6164
    @ivanleon6164 Жыл бұрын

    Joker playing along is amazing lmao, best bro.

  • @FictionRaider007
    @FictionRaider0073 жыл бұрын

    Joker is just trying so hard to not burst out laughing every single time.

  • @YChromosome99
    @YChromosome996 жыл бұрын

    "Aaawwww. Looks like we lost the signal,Joker." LOL!!

  • @anakzerdadu
    @anakzerdadu2 жыл бұрын

    0:30 Joker even chuckled a bit

  • @Archaic-Visionary
    @Archaic-Visionary3 жыл бұрын

    I... had no idea... any of this existed... Now i troll the absolute frick out of the Council 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @luigimassa3200
    @luigimassa32003 жыл бұрын

    The "yeees" from salarian Councilor is probably because he was already expecting Shepard to interrupt communication lol

  • @Supertron1
    @Supertron110 жыл бұрын

    Don't tell me how to do my job.

  • @pavancalera1328

    @pavancalera1328

    10 жыл бұрын

    Oops! Looks like we lost the connection, joker

  • @Supertron1

    @Supertron1

    10 жыл бұрын

    Pavan CaLeRa If only Shepard could do this in ME2 during the meeting, they'd be worth saving just to do that again. In ME2 the closest to this i remember is when the Illusive Man gets disconnecting if Shepard chooses to destroy the Collector Base.

  • @Takhar7
    @Takhar77 жыл бұрын

    Whooops. LMFAO

  • @Comkill117
    @Comkill11722 күн бұрын

    I always loved how Joker seemed to get more excited for these calls the more you disconnected them. Even in ME3 he’s got a line something like “You want me to call the council and hang up on them for old time’s sake?”

  • @sgt.fozzybear9920
    @sgt.fozzybear992010 жыл бұрын

    This is the absolute best way to handel this situation.

  • @Noir-st4sx
    @Noir-st4sx8 ай бұрын

    The last one has the same energy as: "I don't like that hill, Private!" "Understood, Sergeant!"

  • @SteelWolf89
    @SteelWolf892 жыл бұрын

    9 years later, this video is still hilarious xD

  • @infidel1993
    @infidel19933 жыл бұрын

    ME2: “Ah yes, ‘Reapers’. The immortal ra-“ *Disconnects*

  • @SMmania123
    @SMmania1233 жыл бұрын

    The way he says "You know it!" XDD

  • @crimsongungnir9533
    @crimsongungnir95332 жыл бұрын

    “Is this some kind of game?” Well yes, but yes

  • @aldenpadilla1773
    @aldenpadilla17732 жыл бұрын

    Damn, why didn't I ever disconnect council 😷. These dialogues are too funny and i heard that it is mentioned in me3 too.

  • @crashx9973
    @crashx99737 жыл бұрын

    Trolling the Council at it's best lol.

  • @austinhale9224
    @austinhale92243 жыл бұрын

    *line abruptly disconnects* “Roger, Roger.”

  • @ivanpardo1752
    @ivanpardo17523 жыл бұрын

    "You know It" hahahhahahha I never did this and I found this is one of the funniest moment in the trilogy

  • @dragonslair951167
    @dragonslair951167 Жыл бұрын

    Mass Effect is a serious game about serious business.

  • @HeyHax
    @HeyHax2 жыл бұрын

    RIP to this series. I'm glad I was able to experience this saga of gaming as a child.

  • @82dorrin
    @82dorrin3 жыл бұрын

    "Whoops!" Lol

  • @MyTherookie
    @MyTherookie11 жыл бұрын

    It really never gets old!

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