imagine you come to your regular BJJ class one night and Mark Zuckerberg comes up and asks if you wanna roll lmao

@Williamtipq

Жыл бұрын

And he just goes dirty and woops the shit out of everybody and walks away saying u cant see me

@Deadpool1322

Жыл бұрын

And then he bans you on fb, ig, and WhatsApp for wrist locking him

@1fastmex

Жыл бұрын

No way. Garuntee you he only does privates. People in a normal class would be hunting for him.

@jzargo1709

Жыл бұрын

I would lol

@stefanocioni2587

Жыл бұрын

Lol yep

This clone is at least more human looking and has adapted better mannerisms.

@youngman7600

Жыл бұрын

Its "blinking" is still a little off. Its like it has to remember how to blink. Pretty cool that they got it training MMA tho and going on the JRE Podcast

@hannibalburess6994

Жыл бұрын

New update came out

@Researchthejoos

Жыл бұрын

get this lizard off the screen

@dylanjoseph9687

Жыл бұрын

We can make clones but can’t even invent phones that require no charging or even land on the moon . Sounds on point

@patricklutherwinchester4260

Жыл бұрын

A jew ewww

mark has no concept of "drilling" techniques because he just downloaded everything his first day at practice, immediate blackbelt AI

@billybutcher9838

Жыл бұрын

Reminds me of the matrix

This AI is very smart. It already found a topic of discussion thats in the hosts’ best interest.

@miggs80

Жыл бұрын

Except he’s a person not a robot. A very socially awkward person but a person none the less.

@mikejasper3659

Жыл бұрын

@@miggs80 oh boy I feel so bad for you

@sghunnid5079

Жыл бұрын

@@miggs80 he isn't socially awkward man's a straight up robot

@miggs80

Жыл бұрын

@@sghunnid5079 No. He’s just socially awkward and that’s the most ridiculous conspiracy ever 😂

@miggs80

Жыл бұрын

@@mikejasper3659 Oh I feel so bad for you that you believe all these ridiculous basement made conspiracies and think that you’re woke when in fact you’re actually the sheep.

DUDE I HOPE HE SHOWS UP TO A UFC EVENT! That would be the funniest celebrity cameo

@miggs80

Жыл бұрын

Imagine if he walks a fighter out while mean mugging on the way through the crowd 😂

@NeoAndersonChannel1

Жыл бұрын

Makes his debut against Paddy Pimblett lmfao. Probably highest selling card of all times.

@kingcrimson3882

Жыл бұрын

​@@NeoAndersonChannel1 easily. there's no one in the UFC roster who is has the same household notoriety as Zuckerberg, he's more well known than the entire UFC roster combined

@dustinsullivan1888

Жыл бұрын

Imagine if he rents a whole venue out 🤔

@angelsilva7207

Жыл бұрын

Your wish became true 😆

So Mark does BJJ in real life and yet wants everyone else to live in Meta. Just brilliant.

@My2NutzOnUrChin

Жыл бұрын

Don’t get high on ur own supply….

@solarpoweredafricanvegansp178

Жыл бұрын

@@My2NutzOnUrChin exactly

@billsmith6309

Жыл бұрын

Mark is a communist who admitted to helping the FBI and DOJ to suppress information. Hard to have respect for joe when he'll have this guy on but not Trump? To each their own i guess but i never took Joe as a communist supporter.

@isaiahgarcia163

Жыл бұрын

Bro what 💀 we’re not gonna live in a video game lol

@airplanemode101

Жыл бұрын

@@isaiahgarcia163 Bro just ignore comments like these. People don't understand nuances and that things aren't black or white. Social media is filled with average to low intelligence humans failing to understand intricacies and details and saying things like "Meta wants us to live in video games" just because they develop VR headsets, or "this person is a racist" because they made a random comment, or "the world is collapsing" because Russia went to war with Ukraine and we're in a bit of a recession. Cringe and attention-seeking idiots.

This just makes me sad. Now I'm not sure I could take him in a fight. Dang.

@hieveryone.8508

Жыл бұрын

Joe P. Haha, funny comment.

@petercharalampopoulos7180

Жыл бұрын

dw bro I can still take him

@jasonpage8600

Жыл бұрын

there might be an 'off' button somewhere on his back.

@alex_p90

Жыл бұрын

@@jasonpage8600 Lmaaoo

@billsmith6309

Жыл бұрын

Jitsu is cool an all until you get punched in the face repeatedly. Then jitsu doesn't do much good

If I showed up to class and white belt Zuck showed up. I would be convinced that I’m in a simulation.

@jimreily7538

Жыл бұрын

I'd put him to sleep

@wtfimcrying

Жыл бұрын

lmao

@thenostalgicguy46

11 ай бұрын

Nah bro, he gonna show up with a purple belt for sure

Mark waking up after 1h of downloading: *I know Jiu Jitsu*

@josecrodrjgues

3 ай бұрын

Underrated comment 🤣

@JpocalypseHD

27 күн бұрын

Morpheus: Show me.

This AI can already be a champ in MMA one day. Can't wait for Bruce Buffer to scream Mark "the Lizard" or "the Clone" Zuckerberg!

@NeoAndersonChannel1

Жыл бұрын

Vs. Paddy Pimblett no less

@Eziekiel_2_2_2

Жыл бұрын

Lmaoooo

@NeoAndersonChannel1

Жыл бұрын

Zuckerberg = "Zucker the (cy)Borg" * Bruce Buffer voice *

Jiu Jitsu is making Mark Zuckerberg more cool and human. That’s the best endorsement ever.

Bjj for me was the best antidote to mental health issues.

@sohailislam3416

Жыл бұрын

Bjj is amazing for you mentally, it’s not the best street fight wise but I do bjj and when I started winning and man handling people my confidence shot up even more than gym

@2011hwalker

Жыл бұрын

It is until you have chronic joint problems in your feet, shoulders and knees. The amount of BJJ practitioners who get significantly injured by the time they are 35 is huge.

@zhester86

Жыл бұрын

@@2011hwalker telll me about it, I now grapple with start training again and risk another traumatic injury. Or let my mental health weaken .. the guys who understand this principle can barely walk and still train.

@sohailislam3416

Жыл бұрын

@@2011hwalker take extra bone and joint nutrients and also bone broth. As for the explosive power which can affect joints a lot we can strengthen tendons through full range of motion through certain mobility excercises. Check out kneesovertoesguy

@robnest9426

Жыл бұрын

@@zhester86 Every mess with yoga? The more I've got into it I have less injuries

It was fun hearing him talk about bjj. He definitely seems passionate about it

He looks so much better and healthy now, keep it up Mark

@harrisr1018

Жыл бұрын

It’s the latest software update

@open6630

Жыл бұрын

@@harrisr1018 xddd

Machine learning is really advanced in this version. By the looks of it they adapted the relatability trait to help the android become more personable

Mark talking about the intensity of sports is funny because he presents the most relaxed persona at all times

This is going to motivate me back into BJJ. There's no way I can allow this AI bot to be better than me.

'when I introduced my friends to jiu jitsu we had so much fun' everybody starts to do whatever Mark says they do in his group of friends.

@Benji-jj2bg

Жыл бұрын

Or maybe he surrounds himself with friends that have similar interests? Kinda like most people... Why does everyone have to judge and stereotype someone they don't know just cause he's rich. Y'all just making things up to dislike him for lol.

@PrivilegedWhiteRabbit

Жыл бұрын

@@Benji-jj2bg Yeh, you missed the joke pal. Whoosh.

@CHADDERSON1

Жыл бұрын

@@PrivilegedWhiteRabbit Benji is a totalitarian apologist.

@Benji-jj2bg

Жыл бұрын

@@PrivilegedWhiteRabbit "everybody starts to do whatever mark says they do in his groups of friends." That's not a joke or punch line. It's just making a statement because he's rich his friends just suck up to him and do whatever he says.

@PrivilegedWhiteRabbit

Жыл бұрын

@@Benji-jj2bg It is a joke. Because he controls everyone's groups on Facebook. He has control over what people are allowed to say to each other. It's sarcasm, a joke.

Zuck vs CM Punk for UFC debut

Marks real thoughts are, “How can I convince them that I’m a human? MMA, is the answer”. It’s working tho.

Zuck trying to prepare for Paddy 😂

@laoch5658

Жыл бұрын

who?

@berkazu

Жыл бұрын

hahhaha have a wing ya lad

@FoivosApostolou

Жыл бұрын

@@laoch5658 Paddy Pimblett

@eshel4463

10 ай бұрын

​@@laoch5658 Fat ron wisley

Does anyone know If have the Full Interview on KZread? I didnt find in the official Chanel

@crangel2183

Жыл бұрын

Spotify

And now he is a gold medalist in Jiu Jitsu. Legend.

@Padbot1

11 ай бұрын

In what weightclass and competition? Tiddlewinks?

@OffTheBeatenPath_

11 ай бұрын

@@Padbot1 Lizard open.

@imnotyourfriendbuddy1883

11 ай бұрын

he's super elite, he won gold and silver

@samsheepdog697

11 ай бұрын

gold medalist yeah... against white belts local tournament lmao

@ballinboxer3676

10 ай бұрын

@@samsheepdog697 That's still super impressive dude. Being a really good white belt takes a lot of time and dedication in bjj

That one friend who beginn a new sport and tell you his sport ist the best sport

Wow this jiu jitsu update has made the A.I seem so much more human

zuck trying to seduce rogan

BJJ is amazing; often times I see people new to the sport (generally older guys stand out) and they are somewhat uncomfortable; just know we all have been there before and the community is strong and we want you there. Some day it will be a “school sport”, start training or you will get mangled easily

@thiagoklock5064

Жыл бұрын

thats the brazilian way

@newagain9964

Жыл бұрын

Boxing > BJJ

@MasTiempoPorFa

Жыл бұрын

@@newagain9964 people who do both: 🗿

@insightman05

7 ай бұрын

@@newagain9964I’ve done both, your assertion is not true. One needs a balance of both. I will say, BJJ is the great equalizer, The physical advantage of Size and strength in hand to hand combat is greatly negated once it goes to the ground. BJJ gives the ability for a much smaller man to completely dominate a much larger man. BJJ is a super power, If boxing is the sweet science, BJJ is quantum physics.

I’ve gotten Zucced of 2 of my accounts and Jailed countless times. Mark is in a world of shit if he comes to roll lol

@zach6367

Жыл бұрын

Yo that's what I'm saying! Me and Zuck 10 min sub only for my IG account.

@ligmaballs0911

Жыл бұрын

@@zach6367 lmaooooo

@shrimuyopa8117

Жыл бұрын

@@ligmaballs0911 We need to find where this tyrant trains. Doubt we could get a roll in though.

imagine going to jiu jutsu class and then seeing mark zuckerburg asking to roll.

LOve that the davcincii resolve logo is your logo. So random haha

BJJ is amazing, I personally like boxing more but that's more but bjj is awesome still :)

Imagine you roll up to your local martial arts gym and find Zucc and the boys rolling around on the floor, smoking briskets, with their tongues sticking out, plus horizontal blinking and all.

Ignore the negative comments, everyone needs a hobby to take a break from the real-world. If this is his break then I am supportive. Keep going Mark you are doing great.

@DukeOfArrakis

Жыл бұрын

Couldn't agree more!

Paddy vs Zuckborg. Book it Dana!

2:02 outlook email freaked me out

"How can I get these fools to like me... oh yeah simple, I'll just pretend I like what they like."

if Mark keeps the BJJ up we may have hope yet.

man AI is starting to get more human like every day

I know Dave..... Best buds now

Weird thing about this is that he’s talking about “MMA” but the video title is Jiujitsu, which I think is more apt to what he’s talking about

I think it is awesome that he is doing some regular people stuff. He could easily just do privates, but what fun would that be.

What’s your shtoyle?

This Jujitsu guy needs to realize that BJJ is great but no way to make a living. I'd suggest he pick up a side focus in tech and social media, it's supposed to be an up and coming market. Always good to have a backup plan

“I…love…Jiu Jit su…beep boop”

Mmmm how to seem relatable to humans on joe rogan.....jiu jitsu and dmt🤖

@Benji-jj2bg

Жыл бұрын

or maybe hes just a relatable kid who made a website and got rich and fameous to the point that everyone on the internet attacks and judges him for how he looks lol.

Strange how Joe mentioned bourdain here, was he looking for marks reaction? 🤔

I need pics of zuc suplexing someone. He be like "submit to my superior athletic ability"

that is why they say jiu jitsu is a way of life.

So this is what the new update looks like

Counting how often Mark says "Super": 27

0:22 the robot has a slight glitch

Rolling with Mark Zuckerberg is on my bucket list

Did Joe ever hear of the movie 2000 mules?

Let me know when we can roll bjj in metaverse

the suscribe notice should be bigger

i respect him since i know he know how to fight

“I find wrestling around with friends FUN” bro who says that

@arturocastillejos73

Жыл бұрын

Badasses say that

@frankiedgaf7055

Жыл бұрын

@@arturocastillejos73 lmao the way he words it and his delivery doesn’t sound natural at all. The dude is a fucking maniac with the way he builds algorithms and controls our freedoms. Sure bro, he’s a badass.

@arturocastillejos73

Жыл бұрын

@@frankiedgaf7055 that’s a good point 😂 I meant the statement. But yeah the person saying it made it much worse.

Roll the f out of him “UNBAN TATE OR LOSE YOUR WRIST”

In a weird way I bet there’s something super gratifying about making Mark tap and so humbling if he pulls some crazy omaplata roll to crucifix finish and you’re like what the 😵‍💫 just happened??? Lol!

I haven't been him being himself until now.

Zuckerberg’s CPU has analysed Rogan’s interests

Does not matter what he does, people just love to bit@h about this guy. Even if he is doing something they like, a negative will be found. Moan, moan, moan, moan, moan.

@beefcakesensei

Жыл бұрын

Mark, we know it's you. You can't handle people seeing through your upgraded AI.

@strangeone7198

Жыл бұрын

I don't think that many people hate on him he's just kinda a meme

Oh that’s his schtyle

Mark Vs Paddy book it Bigger ppv then Paddy Vs McGregor

Paddy has his number

he did a session last week just to impress rogan

I can't un-hear his voice in South Park. "WHAT IS YOUR STYLLLE...?

Talking about primal , Fencing is close to primal , man lifting a weapon to defend himself was a game changer in evolution.

@eitansalama2921

Жыл бұрын

Modern competitive fencing is not quite primal in my opinion; However, you are definitely right about the significance of using tools as weapons!

@mattrennie6876

Жыл бұрын

yeah i have never done fencing but fencers are legit.

Joe "never actully done MMAL Rogan patting shoulder with Android how good they feel doing MMA, what an Irony :D

If you tap him, he will sue you. 🐧

This is probably not the best advertisement for bjj.

i like how he’s nodding his head no when he’s talking about how he got into martial arts

@glitzandgratitude1170

Жыл бұрын

Good call he is full of it.

@Benji-jj2bg

Жыл бұрын

hes like me. he nods his head when hes at a loss for words or talking about something hes super excited about but doesnt know exactly how to say what hes trying to say. Seems like a pretty normal guy on the nerdy side.

@OneWithinn

Жыл бұрын

He is just awkward... you people are so unintelligent and unaware of how some people function. It's like you only know one thing and don't expand your understanding on anything

@cstewart587

Жыл бұрын

@@OneWithinn Your assumption of my context and world view is just as arrogant as the box you just put me in. Dude is trying so hard to relate his "passion for martial arts" and it doesn't seem authentic... but why would I think the CEO of Facebook is trying to fabricate an authentic moment about an activity intimately tied to the most viewed content on the internet that houses the demographic of people that Facebook is losing in droves?

@munirshemsu6994

Жыл бұрын

Wow you are extremely articulate

As a black belt in jiu jitsu, I would say wrestling is the ultimate sport if you start as a child. Jiu jitsu is the best when starting as an adult. MMA is the ultimate competitive sport for sure.

@newagain9964

Жыл бұрын

As a child, gymnastics is the best sport. Late teens/Young adult is boxing. Middle age is MMA (but learn your judo!)

This clone has the Theranos voice synthesizer

Joe should roll with zuck

Fucking lifelike

Nek minnit, Zuck buys UFC.

Imagine he train under John Danaher for a year he would be a killer. Hes smart af harvard

@mkn.567

Жыл бұрын

you parents can purchase your way into harvard

@CHADDERSON1

Жыл бұрын

Imagine someone putting this borg into a chokehold and not letting go.... tyrant defeated. Too bad you will never get the chance, all of his trainers are Chinese, hes protected by the greater censors.

@Benji-jj2bg

Жыл бұрын

@@mkn.567 true, but mark zucckerberg grew up pretty modest... he is self made. If you dont count the people who hired him to make their website and he kinda just took the idea and made his own website lol. Like we all would tbh.

@Charles-kc2vt

Жыл бұрын

@@mkn.567 only if you get a full SAT score. The average SAT is just shy of perfect score. No way to purchase that. Only if you meet that requirement, then you're able to make a large donation which increases your probability of acceptance. If every dumb ass rich kid was somehow buying an acceptance letter, the mean and median scores would be low as fk compared to the other selective top schools. So respectfully, I don't think most people buy there way into Harvard.

@obietrice2309

Жыл бұрын

@@mkn.567 no the fuck you can’t lol money is just one part of getting into a college like that. Zuckerberg is obviously a smart dude lol

BJJ is a smart man’s martial arts. Probably why I never excelled at it.

@triocha233

Жыл бұрын

Consistency mate. Consistency. No excuses.

@laoch5658

Жыл бұрын

nothing to do with being smart. its repetition

@yurisssecondaccount6674

Жыл бұрын

@@laoch5658 Exactly, look at Nate Diaz. He isn't the sharpest shed in the draw

@sai-pq4rr

Жыл бұрын

has nothing to do with it

Boxing is way sweeter. Good thing no one else knows and it’s still a secret

I like this mark

Sure Mark, just like Facebook is the best app

3:38

Training for paddy pimlett

Doubt this character has actual friends

@nergal2931

Жыл бұрын

He managed to convert 100% of his friends to bjj, cos he has zero friends.

He’s clearly new to it and blinded by excitement. Wait till he starts dealing with the knee injuries that will bring life long chronic pain. He’ll be singing a different tune.

@PoeticSonic

Жыл бұрын

bro has the beast health services humans/ lizards can get

@juancarloscarreno67

Жыл бұрын

@@PoeticSoniclol

@Traptinachangingmaze

Жыл бұрын

Bruh shut upppp 😂

@dontspeak2994

Жыл бұрын

His training partners won't hurt him. He probably has only a few rolling partners

@Misteranderson123

Жыл бұрын

@@dontspeak2994 bad partners are not the only source of injury. Scrambles and transitions are where the ligaments usually blow out. That said I doubt he’d stick with it long enough or even train hard enough to get to that point. He’s just excited and fascinated by it as a new hobby at the moment.

There's something so wholesome about Mark doing cool ppl stuff

Metamoris-verse hehe

If only joe got him to hit the mat with him

I don't believe a word he says. This dude went and studied jiu jitsu and mma to bring this up here.

EXPERIMENT: Close your eyes when Zuckerberg speaks and try not to hear Gordon Ryan's voice

@IwanKurniawan1

Жыл бұрын

i know what u did there

I too like Human things.

When suckerberger says that its def the best 😂

Introduce corporate answer here

Khamzat vs Zuckerberg at 180

Wait until he discovers judo 🥋

@user-co8qx5yz8l

Жыл бұрын

Judo is a joke

@thehumanbackpack6374

Жыл бұрын

Wrestling>judo

@archer9664

Жыл бұрын

@@user-co8qx5yz8l khabib the undefeated champ of the UFC swears judo is goated

This dude has a whole list the government want him to say

BJJ is the best workout & martial Arts 🥋 💯🙌🏻

@RJ-gk4rt

Жыл бұрын

Collegiate folk style wrestling may take the cake when it comes to best workout

@thememaster7

Жыл бұрын

Street fights don't occur one on one with no weapons, and/or numbers, and/or surprise unless at least one of them is a bad street fighter and/or very stupid

@stevebb2915

Жыл бұрын

its very homoerotic

@Benji-jj2bg

Жыл бұрын

@@thememaster7 1 on 1 streetfights happen ALL THE TIMEE. 1 on 1 is the most common type of fight to get into on the street.

@ooglaboogla555

Жыл бұрын

wrestling outworks jits all day

I think he’s human😂

“Within the past year actually” = started going 4 months ago, tops

@jimreily7538

Жыл бұрын

Listen to him, he is brimming with no stripe white belt enthusiasm. "Oh, it's so PRIMAL", that type of thing. "It's the best sport ever". Very keen white belts say that. I hope he does hard sparring and someone drops a knee to the head on the weasel. I would do it if he came to my gym.