The way every. single. time. Ethan is just sat there like "I hate this, I hate being here, I hate you, I hate everything" makes it so much funnier

@VanNessy97

Жыл бұрын

Mark: Ah! Ethan: Stop.

@gavinclark6891

Жыл бұрын

And- sometimes eef can play along

@PerishersChamber

Жыл бұрын

mark hates ethan for having 6 year old brainless humor and ethan hates mark for having flirty seductive brainless humor it all checks out

@hyperfox0934

Жыл бұрын

It's fucking amazing because they fucking switch roles all the fucking time hahahaha

@AvectusExolir101

Жыл бұрын

"heapass"

Ethan’s “THIS IS A PORN‼️” always gets me

@alexw.7097

11 ай бұрын

My brain does actually play Ethan saying that when I come across something that's needlessly sexual 😂

@assas1nscreed

10 ай бұрын

What video even is that???

@alexw.7097

10 ай бұрын

@@assas1nscreed It's the one with the "Hypnotism" video of the girl with long black hair and dark eye make-up. But they were looking for hypnosis stuff online. I can't remember most of the video names now, RIP

@ralek592

6 ай бұрын

​@@assas1nscreed🤨

@OkamiLyra

5 ай бұрын

​@@ralek592It was an Unus Annus video

i love that "you close? you close?!" has just become a running joke throughout those videos

@camri.taylor

Жыл бұрын

I love how horrified and uncomfortable everyone was every time he made that joke too lmao I love it

@KingOfGaymes

Жыл бұрын

It’s so aggressive it’s hilarious

@alexw.7097

Жыл бұрын

I was running late to rehearsal, and my section leader deadass texted me "You close?" and I almost crashed my fucking car.

@redbonyfish

9 ай бұрын

@@alexw.7097 this is so funny helpme

@alexw.7097

9 ай бұрын

@@redbonyfish It's still the last text he sent me and it's like a jump scare every time I scroll that far down 😂

Mark has the perfect ratio of muscle in my opinion its not too pronounced but definitely there.

@corazon.c

Жыл бұрын

Very true, but I bet he can also pull off the more pronounced muscle look if he really wanted to. Only if it's natural muscle, I feel like muscles with steroids makes anyone look horrible and very...fake.

@activekiwi1221

Жыл бұрын

@@corazon.c maybe, because it is xD

@dannhoff6646

Жыл бұрын

I wish I could have a physique like his. It's like my dream muscles.

@dingusmcscrungophd5219

Жыл бұрын

He's got that shoulder to waist V shape

@20000dino

Жыл бұрын

@@dingusmcscrungophd5219 Not really - he's shaped more like an hourglass because of his hip dips. I find it really hot.

mark is a golden retriever gone baddie

@kemaiclemons7835

Жыл бұрын

This^^

@lou2288

Жыл бұрын

Most accurate description I have seen to date.

@shotototoroki1118

Жыл бұрын

the energy of a golden retriever with a spiked leather collar lmfaooo

@Kyoukichi

Жыл бұрын

@@shotototoroki1118 This LMAO

@ciarraorr4305

11 ай бұрын

Labrador

Amy’s lucky, her man is nice, generous, loving, handsome, funny as hell, buff, is possibly one of the kindest guys on the planet, he’s a totally sweetheart, she has the perfect male specimen as a boyfriend.

@Bossi623

Жыл бұрын

I’d like this if it wasn’t 69

@SuperMan-ns7bg

Жыл бұрын

Real

@_Maryxmkhan09

Жыл бұрын

agreed

@yellowing3584

Жыл бұрын

Also insanely rich

@kingdeadsul

Жыл бұрын

That is so true he is so handsome

I'm a simple woman, I see markiplier tied up, I click

@F4un01

Жыл бұрын

Fair enough

@unknownforever2198

Жыл бұрын

Exactly

@DrBepis-jo7qt

11 ай бұрын

I’m a simple gay ass man, I see markiplier tied up, I also click

@Gaylord87

10 ай бұрын

As a simple bi woman, I see this as an absolute win

@weezarddd__

10 ай бұрын

SAME

4:41 mark realising he got milkers

@meechiejamerson

Жыл бұрын

300

@RhiannonWild

Жыл бұрын

I reakon he’s realising he likes this feeling too ❤😂

@weezarddd__

10 ай бұрын

"cover em up, slut"

@monkeychan6337

10 ай бұрын

what is that vid called

@samblackwood2348

28 күн бұрын

The conflicted emotions 😂

Ethans face of "I feel violated" every time is what makes this😂

@NinjaRose23

7 ай бұрын

I'm the same way because good lord I have a friend that is just like Mark in terms of bringing the uncomfortable into anything, so I watch these and I'm just like "Oh MY God" 😂

@darlenebuck431

7 ай бұрын

Ethan will say something like that but I personally think he's Bisexual and attracted to Mark.

The way mark said “there it is :D” and the way he just looked at the camera

@_rxv3r.stVx_

2 жыл бұрын

TIMESTAMP?

@Sweetnerjpg

Жыл бұрын

i need timestamp

@Zaftique

Жыл бұрын

3:28 you're welcome. :D

When Mark showed his hip bone caved in as he slightly pulled his pants down you have no fucking idea how shook I was that he did. I did a silent scream.

@alexw.7097

11 ай бұрын

Fr, hips are underrated as an attractive body part 😅

@VanNessy97

2 ай бұрын

(Be normal in the comments, be normal in the comments...)

@frankihardin3005

Ай бұрын

They are called V Lines

I cant watch these with a straight face 💀

@_rxv3r.stVx_

2 жыл бұрын

SAME

@moneytrashcan1710

Жыл бұрын

How-

@Thunderboltthespidergen

Жыл бұрын

Imma try it. Wish me luck

@origami_anarchy5963

Жыл бұрын

i can’t watch this and be straight

@origami_anarchy5963

Жыл бұрын

i can’t watch this and be straight

4:40 Mark realizing he has titties is sending me

Me, a lesbian: "Yeah, he aight." Mark, pulls pants down enough to see V lines: Me: Oop- 👀

@Bossi623

6 ай бұрын

Real (I’m a lesbian too)

@Dark_Cat_887

4 ай бұрын

I’m bi and Mark looks so fine 😂😂

@Tereadj225

4 ай бұрын

​@@Dark_Cat_887 real (I'm bi too)

@Dumbdumbfox

4 ай бұрын

Im omnisexual and the only men i find attractive are fictional charecters, danny phantom, and mark Ok and maybe one more person, but idk

@Ly-ee1vf

4 ай бұрын

No one can resist Mark, it’s a fact of life.

I would like to remind everyone that Amy was usually the one behind the camera. So every time he was being seductive, he was probably looking at her! 🥰

@some_lilo

10 ай бұрын

That makes everything just a little bit-

@Star-archivist

9 ай бұрын

Aww!

@muffinmuffin8946

9 ай бұрын

Awwww

@astroblaze_

9 ай бұрын

wholesome _and_ hot, my favorite kind of couple

@xPRETTYxGEEKxGAMING

8 ай бұрын

thank you for ruining it for me..

Seductive mark: you like that? You enjoying this? I bet you are~ me: yes. He loves to seduce us IN THIS unus annus VIDEO. Learning to use the force.

@DallyASMR

Жыл бұрын

YOU CLOSE!?

@cloudiistars

11 ай бұрын

YOU CLOSE????

@dallasokemaysim1862

11 ай бұрын

@@cloudiistars does he say that as a joke?. Also lol ok.

@XieLiansDeadMother

4 ай бұрын

YOU CLOSE?!!?

There's not a doubt in my mind that Mark knows he's hot as fuck and he knows what he is doing to us when he literally like pulls his pants down lmao. Like how do you expect me to listen to a man who I have been attracted to for years say "You like that? You enjoying this? I'd bet you are." and expect me to not shudder 😂

@jeromealday614

Жыл бұрын

Also he knows his fanbase are seggsually active now😂

@darlenebuck431

7 ай бұрын

Marks not shy about his body he knows he's attractive, he knows the things he does affects his fan base and he feeds off our desires.

@XieLiansDeadMother

4 ай бұрын

Especially since he started his only fans😀

Mark "Not a Masochist" Iplier: Local KZread Himbo

As an asexual I can honestly say I find this man extremely attractive xD

@creatorstacy483

Жыл бұрын

Lmao same here don’t worry you aren’t alone 😆

@viridian.vertigo

Жыл бұрын

Same and he's the only one

@itsmxtwist

Жыл бұрын

I mean we might be asexual but we still have eyes

@KettleMouse13

Жыл бұрын

Agreed.

@stickwnik

Жыл бұрын

Can confirm.

Just your daily reminder that Mark is *not a masochist* supposedly

@VanNessy97

Жыл бұрын

He just wants to know what his body can handle

@Cheshire_Rose

Жыл бұрын

💀

@darlenebuck431

7 ай бұрын

Outlast 2 says a different story if you watch the beginning of the first video.

@raylionheart9540

2 ай бұрын

Also, this lmao kzread.info/dash/bejne/fJim0cuwfaSqh6Q.htmlsi=Vpx-fVvKjBkjX9-Y

5:15-5:23 the way he maintains eye contact with the camera 💀

@alexandrajrgensen3506

Жыл бұрын

WHICH VIDEOS WAS THIS????? i dont remember it but i definitly should

@themosaicshow

6 ай бұрын

it’s a cry for help

@user-si2fu2qc7v

4 ай бұрын

​@@alexandrajrgensen3506 its from unas annus 🥲

@gerardwayseyelash

3 ай бұрын

​@@alexandrajrgensen3506 Unnas Anus I believe

4:42 see we’re thinking “wow he’s sexy” and mark is thinking “I have a new respect for Amy this sucks”

@jaxinspace9342

9 ай бұрын

I think he's just realizing he has tits

@user-si2fu2qc7v

4 ай бұрын

​@@jaxinspace9342 yea

@talkingbirb2808

3 ай бұрын

why would it such though

@llynxfyremusic

3 ай бұрын

​@@talkingbirb2808it just aint doin much

Ethan's face at 2:28 because of Mark's awkward moaning gets me every time😂😂😂😂😂

They are the type of people who would wear a crop top and still be good at wearing it and look more masculine then ever

When Mark says "People might mistake me for some kind of masochist" I think that's the biggest understatement ever cause OH MY GOD-

0:18 *lord have mercy-*

@alinarendon2099

Жыл бұрын

My exact reaction 😂

@ams2364

Жыл бұрын

that had me going WEAK

@yukiphantom9775

11 ай бұрын

I'm glad others were thinking the same thing as I was 😂

@Cheese_man539

4 ай бұрын

We must stay focused fellas

6:18 - 6:25 *non mouthwash noises* Ethan: "that sounds like mouthwash" Mark: mhm, definitely what that sounds like. Nice innocent Ethan *head pats*

@mittens801

Жыл бұрын

It sounds more like a washer

@thestrangemusician168

10 ай бұрын

i thought Amy said that

@antismo9998

9 ай бұрын

Amy said that

@user-si2fu2qc7v

4 ай бұрын

​@@antismo9998 Ethan said it

@antismo9998

4 ай бұрын

@@user-si2fu2qc7v Amy said that. Mark even looked at the camera

Its always the look on Ethan’s face that cracks me up hes questioning his sanity and mark’s sanity concern as hell disgusted a lil bit but also finds it funny and its so hilarious to see his reaction every time LMAO

@lorettabes4553

3 ай бұрын

SAME

Oh mah gawd slapping the butterchurn 🤣 he takes his sexiness verrry seriously😄 poor Ethan so much pennis trauma

Ethan's second-hand embarrassment gives me life 😂

4:56 - markiplier- Do i have boobs now or-

6:00 How desensitised do you have to be...No cause ethan is amazing

Mark is such a dad now compared to when he started his channel. It's the classic "Nice to meet you, sir!" to the "Your daughter calls me daddy too..." 😂

"Sorry, I'm just desensitized to your bulge at this point."

Mark absolutely knows he’s hot, but for some reason he makes it work, when anybody else would come across as annoying

Amy is so lucky to have a golden retriever himbo as a partner

@darlenebuck431

7 ай бұрын

Amys just as attractive as her boyfriend is.

@user-si2fu2qc7v

4 ай бұрын

​@@darlenebuck431 as a bisexual i agree

@darlenebuck431

4 ай бұрын

@@user-si2fu2qc7v both are a match made.

2:06 the way he reacted to that wtf💀💀💀

I mean if I looked like Mark I’d act the same way

@KylePitre

Жыл бұрын

id probably be a tad bit more humble lol

5:17 - 5:23 ...oh yeah, he knows...

@jaebassili148

Жыл бұрын

i mean ofc he does- look at this man’s face-

4:05 Just when I think 'Okay he can't get any hotter than this' IT GETS HOTTER. I- FORGIVE ME GOD FOR I HAVE SINNED, SWEET HALLELUJAH!

0:19 omg. omg. omg. THAT just took my breath away. Omg I identify as an Amazon rain forest. Omg. I- I CAN'T O H M Y GO D AMY I'M SO JEALOUS OF YOU YOU'RE SO FRIKING LUCKY!

4:44 marks FACE when he sees them

My cat looked at me when 2:24 started playing 💀

@LexIsBubblegum

9 ай бұрын

I’ll pay for your cats therapy

1:22 ethan having to deal with mark's inane bs: "Yeah, this is me. This is all I am- I get it!!" "...what are you doing?" **mark continues monloguing*

3:39 The amount of thirst I have over this scene only is absolutely incomprehensible. I-... I identify as an Amazon rain forest. I've got so many things I want to confess but I won't for the sake of people reading my comment.

@markiplierswifey

11 ай бұрын

You can confess to me I won't judge

@jennylynch8411

11 ай бұрын

@@markiplierswifey I want him in handcuffs and at the same time I want him to handcuff me. Like 🥴🥴😫 have you seen those titties?

@erinys2

10 ай бұрын

where are yalls fathers at

@markiplierswifey

10 ай бұрын

@@erinys2 my father is living with me

@jennylynch8411

10 ай бұрын

@@erinys2 my father left me for some woman with big boøbs. So... yeah I have daddy issues

Everyone forgets that one time on a stream Mark wore a ball gag and drooled all over the place 😂😂😂

@someonewithareallylongname8885

Жыл бұрын

As someone who’s never watched a markiplier video, this comment is WILD also link?

@shaynabear7935

Жыл бұрын

@@someonewithareallylongname8885 there are sadly no clips of the stream for some reason, none that I could find anyway. I forgot what the stream was for but that part was very vivid to me because my sister saw it too and it was my favorite 😂

@dannhoff6646

Жыл бұрын

Ohh, it was the unnus annus one?

@shaynabear7935

Жыл бұрын

@@dannhoff6646 no it was way before unus annus. God if only I could remember more

@moniquebear4544

Жыл бұрын

@@shaynabear7935 kzread.info/dash/bejne/lYOg0NePg83YZ8o.html I think this might be what you're thinking of lol

I love how at 4:53 mark just looks so confused

He fine as hell. I’ve always found him attractive, I’m just glad others do too.

I DIDN’T REALISE JUST HOW DIRTY THEY WERE😭

THE WAY I SCREAMED AT 0:17 I CAN'T BELIEVE HE DID THAT ASJKDNKAN

Im amazed that this man is real

4:52 Ethan almost says 'good girl'

You missed the one from that furry game video where hes talking to the character that was based on him Mark: *reading normally* Game: *says how sexy the main character thinks his voice is* Mark: *Looks directly at the camera before lowering his voice to be low and husky.*

@alexw.7097

11 ай бұрын

👀

Every time Ethan said "it's a porn" 🤣

@alexw.7097

11 ай бұрын

"This is a porn!!" Has been unironically added to my lexicon. I do hear Ethan say it in my head sometimes when I come across things that are way more sexual than they need to be. 😂

The slapping of the butter 🧈

0:05 I SWEAR I COULD'VE HEARD THE PORN HUB JINGLE I SWEAR

As an asexual, Mark has no business being that fine lmfao

@user-si2fu2qc7v

4 ай бұрын

Real.

@mellennia9

3 ай бұрын

As a fellow ace i concur 😭

Amy is sweating and blushing when Mark's antics

Jesus christ Amy's a lucky woman. God bless her.

2:28 that look of "what in the fuck are you doing"

I love how it’s literally just showing marks man whore side. Amy is so lucky, and the fact that he seems like he knows he’s a man whore is even funnier

Markplier Is the definition of the word "Handsome". Prove me wrong.

AMY IS SO LUCKKYYY OMG

The fact that Ethan is "Desensitized to Mark's bulge" has some concerning implications. LOL

@randomrandomson4855

8 ай бұрын

😂 how many times has poor Ethan had to see Mark’s bulge?!

@user-si2fu2qc7v

4 ай бұрын

​@@randomrandomson4855 lots😂😭

Now these are the moments that make me not to tell some people I watch this man's videos 😅

The belly check had me 🥴☠️

"Quarantine's hitting hard..." (Meanwhile, he still looks like a living God)

“It’s not that great, quarantine hit hard” he says, showing a clearly flat and toned stomach

The title Me in the corner who knows Mark already knows hes hot and thought the internet just excepted this fact

Mark IS him. He def knows where it is too lmao

We all need Jesus

@truck0

Жыл бұрын

And markiplier nudes

@SnowMenAtWork

Жыл бұрын

Markiplier is my god now

@_Artistofhell_

Жыл бұрын

​@@SnowMenAtWork Yes 100%

@wolfgang1533

11 ай бұрын

markiplier is really fine😊❤

Yeah. I would like to see more women openly proud of their body like men can. These days, if you're a woman and know you're hot, you will be bullied.

i find him attractive but like not in the i want to date him way but like the: I'm a lesbian who wants to be his best friend and share a bowl of popcorn and m&ms with him. or the: I WANT TO BE HIM. kind of way

@flower_productions7213

Жыл бұрын

Honestly, samee

@junebunny0712

Жыл бұрын

Platonic and gender envy?

@alexw.7097

11 ай бұрын

As a pansexual trans person, I would like to welcome you to the game "Do I want him, or do I want to BE him?" A game I play constantly. 😂 (Obviously your want is to have a platonic friendship, but it still works, I think.)

@astroblaze_

9 ай бұрын

as a bi trans man I want all of the above ngl

@XieLiansDeadMother

4 ай бұрын

As another lesbian woman, I agree but I kinda click o this vid, and the first random clip of him moaning low key caught me off guard ( 0:21 )

The random clips of him moaning are so random🤣

I love mark and ethans friendship it’s hilarious 😭😭

I'm a simple creature And Mark is definitely a switch

Ethan probably through the whole video: I was a fan of this man. I backflipped for him. How...How did we get here?

one of my favorite quotes from unus annus will always be "you close... to butter?"

Soo these are my favorite moments shown in the video: 0:50 1:36 2:22 3:59 4:40 5:04 5:16 5:57

@VanNessy97

Жыл бұрын

1:20 "Yeah, it's me. Don't cream your pants."

2:26-2:42 I can't breathe 💀

This is the men I’ll always simp for. NO👏🏼MATTER👏🏼WHAT👏🏼

The amount of times my jaw dropped is uncountable

3:17 “yeah what’s my name” Mark knows what’s up

Mark: Next person who makes too much racket and I have to hear it, you might as well send me into action. And don't say I didn't warn you! Also Mark: I am going to be starting an OnlyFans

Why is No one asking how Ethan knows shibari/kinbaku ties??😂

@itsmxtwist

Жыл бұрын

I think that was an unus annus

@F4un01

Жыл бұрын

Videoes im asuming

@alexw.7097

Жыл бұрын

They were following an instruction manual on "how to immobilize a bear by tying it up." 😂 (The subtext is that it's definitely for tying people up for kink, but the bit is they're pretending it's a survival tip to keep them safe from bears.)

@shnurr.mp4

11 ай бұрын

@@alexw.7097 what ep was it?

@alexw.7097

11 ай бұрын

@@shnurr.mp4 I don't remember what it was called, and I can't exactly look up the video to find out, but that was literally the whole video/bit. Ethan was tying Mark up, Mark was acting as "a bear," and they were doing their best to explain how tying a bear up like this would help keep you safe while camping or something. They didn't actually say it, but the book they were following was absolutely some sort of artistic rope tying, PROBABLY for kinky purposes.

The- "welcoms to in bed with markaplier-

ethan being absolutely disgusted HAHAHSHHS

Mark knows what the people want😂

He’s a himbo and I’m here for it 😭

This is free advertising for his OnlyFans

"This is a porn!!"

I had no idea mark was so kinky and now im glad to know LOL

There are not so many reason why I still consider myself as bi, and Mark is diffenetly one of them.

Should’ve been called mark being kinky and Ethan being afraid😂

Recently I’ve been having doubts that I’m gay and have any romantic or sexual feelings so thanks for this, I now definitely know that I’m gay. Very gay.

3:54 its the moment where u realise most his friends and editors saw him naked

I love how unbearably awkward Ethan gets while mark does the ‘you close?’ bit

i love watching this 9 months later

@MacJuds

Жыл бұрын

huh?

@gwenshapp3621

Жыл бұрын

Wtf 😳

@_Maryxmkhan09

Жыл бұрын

*wait..*

@daryissaplayz2312

Жыл бұрын

🤨

@alexw.7097

11 ай бұрын

You commented this a year ago, and I want to like it, but you've currently got 69 likes on the comment and I can't ruin that 😂

4:41 M A R K I M I L K E R S

2:20 Mark says he's not a masochist but he fuckin moans when he's in pain