So funny!!! I miss you on Schmoedown. Can you bring that back?????

Yes! Ellis is awesome.

Mark Ellis is soooo good

The video store was amazing! 4th choice! It was the family fight night! 😂 4 kids and 2 parents- even with 3 videos we could get, someone always walked away pissed off! 😂

Such a great set! Ellis is a legend! Congratulations on another stellar special Mark!

@adammiller541

24 күн бұрын

Pretty sure that person 👆👆👆 is his mom. Because he was not funny

Put this on in the early afternoon.. it takes a great set to keep me listening and this one was so damn good i stopped what i was doing and laughed my ass off the rest of the show! Thank you!

The relief I felt learning you were alive and well! Odd considering I never knew who you were 😂 Good show so far!

@marcglucksman7470

7 ай бұрын

I’m kinda keen for

This is easily his best so far.

Great show!!!

Whoa, this guy has changed since Collider, funny guy this is awesome. Good on you my guy! This was better than expected! Can’t wait for the next one. Nice to see you succeeding!

Schmoes checking in

@8SweetPotatoLattes

7 ай бұрын

Shirewolves fan for life

Think I recall watching this earlier in the year, such a treat!

@savage22bolt32

13 күн бұрын

I recall getting halfway thru and finding something better to watch.

Recordings have NOT been "taped" for many years. FUNNY!!!

I had fun...no one controlled my life...I was in charge.

Our video update had “The Squeaky Door Room,” bright red door, very loud when opened 😂

Thank you for the great laughs! I was laughing the whole special!😂🫶💛

HOLY SHIT THAT WAS FUNNY!

Does anyone know the name of the song that played during the intro?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

First time hearing him he's funny lol

I would be so pissed if that was my intro lol

I love you- especially the sneezing part/ BEST - it’s COVID. I’m also a non-binary and asexual person but super hot Because humor is my best option

Prime? I think priming is only for outboard engines

@TheDwightMamba

6 ай бұрын

Don't forget vaginas.

41

schmoes know

4*😂

Who's this

Hobbies are NOT senseless, as they distract from the mundane aspects of life, and help escape the insane world we're living in.

33:00 Oh, Bullshit. When a man doesn't want the child, but the woman does, what happens? He gets forced to be a part of that child's life, and to pay for the child he doesn't want in the first place. However; When a man wants to keep a child, but she doesn't want to do so, she may decide, completely unilaterally, to kill the child whom the man wants. That's more than a little off-balance. Whatever happened to equality? 🤔 I'm not saying that outlawing all abortion is the answer, because it isn't the answer. That's just f'n stupid...And, it won't work, anyway...lol But the answer also is not treating as trivial the life of an unprotected human baby, as if that baby doesn't even deserve more than a coin toss (maybe the best two of three?) And, neither is the above mentioned, lopsided system for determining who has what to say (or not to say), legally, in keeping such a child alive, if one of its parents so desires.

@blackmarketarmy

7 ай бұрын

Great points!

@raebroussard7913

11 күн бұрын

How about stop effing until you think it through!!!

The shirt makes you look like you're permanently sweaty.

@drazicmilosovic1065

7 ай бұрын

Perhaps refocus your trajectory - there were some jokes in there too.

@ap8riot931

Ай бұрын

Or perhaps he added bleach to his load of polyesters.

The housing crisis stems from the Fed's wrecklace immigration policy and our country's lack of non-market housing. We've already struggled to house people in the past; non skilled immigrants being imported for Liberal votes is conflating the problem. Perhaps a cap on immigration until we can house current canadians with more non-market housing would be beneficial?

Schmoes Rep.

Everyone doesn't agree that we should pay taxes, but we still do. Why is it only the women's choice about a couple's child? The man and the woman created the child. Is this a change in dominance for a woman? The fight for gender discrimination only fits a certain gender? I am not looking for an argument, so please take my comment as that. Sharing my thoughts and feelings. Not fearing to stand against the herd. If you dont want to have a child, have protective sex. There is protection for both sexes. Think before you act so the decision of death or life doesn't have to be made. Prevention, responsibility, maturity.

13:25 This clown has no clue how much benefit some people, like myself, have had in treating PTSD, just by adding a little bit of psilocybin to our therapy regimen. 😔

@sinuheguzman9404

6 ай бұрын

Add more drops, it's clearly not helping

@SeeStuDo

5 ай бұрын

Nobody does. You blew your chance at spreading the message. This attitude reaction reinforces society's negative perception of mushrooms, so stop that shit. Hope therapy is helping 💚

Meh

Funny guy!! Not excited about Trump misinformation. I’m always amazed how smart people can’t see past what CNN says.

The only thing I got Out of this set was the most ridiculous Disney cartoon character canned laughter I l have ever heard. And this guy is just barely funny if that. Sorry; dude

Love the comedy, watched you for years, always enjoyed, but.... not a fan of the jeans this time, sorry.

@sascharouillon9785

6 ай бұрын

Have to agree…unless he was going for the ‘feminine legs’ thing, in which case…nailed it!

shockingly unfunny!

@DaniChapman

7 ай бұрын

Too bad. I thought he was super funny!!!

@stevend7447

3 ай бұрын

The only thing I got from tho was the ř

Not everybody got a new hobby,....Some of us were sensible and normal, not allowing others to run our lives...Too bad for the gullible.

@chasecharron4546

7 ай бұрын

Good for you? Strange thing to be proud of but okay

@Kllgg

7 ай бұрын

@@chasecharron4546the funny thing about the people saying that shit is how much they let their media control what they think.

@READY_OR_NOT

7 ай бұрын

​@@Kllggthe funny thing about my jammies is that they gots potatoes in the pockets 😊

@nachoenemy

7 ай бұрын

don't let the liberal media tell you how to think or feel! this entire conversation is making me switch this guy!!

@ernestpeele7282

7 ай бұрын

You normal people don't know what you're missing!