No one: Bob: "What do you have there?" Mark: "A KNIFE!" Wade: "NO-"

@Mooverine

Жыл бұрын

Immediately thought of the meme too 😂

@alexandraroses192

Жыл бұрын

I can so hear there voices reading it

Now that Wade officially has the best hair of the Distractible members, I can't help but notice how gorgeous his hair is.

@nikauschulz3683

Жыл бұрын

I bet his scalp is very healthy

@kiimimo_9833

Жыл бұрын

Is he greying @ 30-ish?

@castlebuild

Жыл бұрын

THATS WHAT IM SAYIN!

@Hail-the-hypnotoad

Жыл бұрын

@@kiimimo_9833 some people go grey earlier than others jacksepticeye says he started going grey at 18. My moms aunts hair went grey at 16

@jas.per.25

Жыл бұрын

​@@kiimimo_9833 my mom's hair is like half gray and she's barely 40, but my great grandma's hair got less gray then it was at 60 at 80+ lol

Mark with a knife is meme material

@willtheperson7224

Жыл бұрын

Yes

@pokesonav

Жыл бұрын

Oh, he always was, yes. He has a bed-knife.

@dutchiethefifth5745

11 ай бұрын

“What do you have??”

@Thomas_Everman

Ай бұрын

You've seen Mark with a gun. Now get ready for Mark with a knife.

the way mark holds the knife feels so aggressive and silly lol

First couple seconds and Wade is being asked bout his trashy floor 😭

I’m not surprised Mark and Wade are getting married, I mean they are the wheels on the horse after all.

@iampancake7275

Жыл бұрын

Hehe… I forgot which prop hunt episode that was shit

@slipknotgirl0272

Жыл бұрын

The wheels on the horse are mark and wade, mark and wade

@Mikella._.Violet

Жыл бұрын

Great reference 👏🤧

@erentitanman936

Жыл бұрын

DAYUM

@taylorgardner3395

Ай бұрын

LOVING THIS REFERENCE

When Mark held up the plastic bag, Firework immediately popped into my head ROFL

@MesozoicRex

Жыл бұрын

The first thought that shot through my head was "garbage" 💀

@esterordonez5094

Жыл бұрын

At first my first thought was garbage but when mark said “do you ever feel like a plastic bag” that’s when my head was going like “Do you ever feel like a plastic bag Drifting through the wind” like 😭😭😭

Its official! So happy for Elmo and the knife ❤️

Listening to the podcast audio only and then coming here to see the visual gags is definitely something I am immensely looking forward to, absolutely hilarious.

@darkshibe2044

Жыл бұрын

Spotify has the whole episode in video form, bro. It’s awesome

@meganzinsmeyer8123

Жыл бұрын

​@Dark Shibe how do you get it to video on spotify? I'm having trouble

@Nakushita1215

Жыл бұрын

@@meganzinsmeyer8123 same, its just a black screen when I try to watch it on spotify

Bobs laugh will never not be infectious

Love how mark looked around the room for anything he could use and found a plastic bag, then immediately pulled up a knife

I better see lots of love for Bob's beautiful very accurate singing

Bob killed it. Katty has been silent since he dropped those vocals

I lost it when Wade pulled out the scalp

Idk why but my subconscious brain saw the thumbnail and title and thought for a fraction of a second: “Oh, good for them.”

Do you think wade sometimes puts on the wig to keep his thoughts warm?

I READ “mark…are getting married” AND I THOUGHT THE DAY FINALLY CAME MY PARENTS WERE GONNA GET MARRIED

Oh my god this reminded me of how my brother suddenly called my mom and said "ME AND MIKE (Mike is his friend) ARE GETTING MARRIED!" And all of us were so fucking confused we thought he was drunk at first, because that was all he said and then he hung up

@cherrycanary307

4 ай бұрын

Did... did they actually get married???

@wlfecipse5751

4 ай бұрын

@@cherrycanary307 no but it would have been interesting. Cause I'm pretty sure only his buddy is into guys.

I love this podcast, this is amazing. And I love how Bob is I’m charge of this one. I love it! 😂😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I never laughed so hard before in my life. I'm crying 😂😂😂 those props are perfect!! Definitely needed that laugh 😁😁😁 now I need to practice breathing again 😂😂😂

I fucking love wade. He’s jus a cute wholsome man.

“I have a knife” “I have his SCALP” I swear I just spit out my soda 😂

I hope Mark and Wade are having a wonderful marriage, as it has now been one month.

Bob I spy a Lixian plushie on your shelf!

Such a great episode guys! 👏👏👏

Wade and Mark holding up the Mark props made me laugh hysterically

I initially thought this was goin to be Mark and Wade announcing that they were getting married to their significant others, but then I remembered that Wade was already married, so I just spent the first minute or two confused

Omg this was amazing. I still have to finish the video but this part was amazing. 0:55 and through to this part 1:38 so funny.

I read the title, and my brain was "oh again?" XD

the knife caught me off guard, i lost it

Eggs left in the living room, that reminded me when I accidentally left milk on the kitchen side for 3 days after it's expiring date and I DRANK IT ON ACCIDENT! 🤢

Love you guys 🥰

Yknow, they could’ve also just held 3 fingers upright for Wade and flipped em upside down for Mark. Tho Mark with a knife is memeable so I’m not complaining

Congrats so proud for you bros

God finally all my fantasies have come true!🤣

This podcast gets better and better. 👍

Love it

Wade looks like my history teacher

I wish the thumbnail artists were credited in the description :((, I rlly want to see more of their stuff

Dude I recently had to shave my bears for work, and I hate having hair, so I'm jealous of Wade's aesthetic

I need a full version of Bob singing "Firework".

"The floor of your office is littered with the bodies of your streaming career."

LOL funny Distractible I liked this Podcast video clip yes!!!!👍😅

Such pretty brides to be!

The kind of friendship I want:

what i want to know as a newer fan is when was that livestream and is it still available somewhere?

Bring the podcast back to youtube!

Hey Mark I don't know how often you check this but....here lately it's been a tough month...had alot of memories and just bad shit happen. You guys should do a topic and discuss men's mental health and awareness to it on a episode. I have struggled alot with my own demons and dark places...have almost come close to ending it a couple of times as well....I have a family and am married but somehow the feeling just won't disappear.....I would love to hear this topic come up on your podcast and see if you guys can talk about it. Anyways man thank you to all of you for always making me laugh in my darkest days.

@jas.per.25

Жыл бұрын

Hey man, i genuinely hope it gets better for you, i know what its like to have that feeling even when you should be the happiest you've ever been. I can't say it gets better necessarily, because i don't know the entirety of your situation, but i can forward what a previous therapist said to me: "it could get better. And if it doesn't, you already know what the worst feels like." Sending compassion 💛

I’m calling it. Wadeiplier is here!

I had no idea mark accidentally doxxed himself! :O but also why am I not surprised?

Im only 52 seconds in and I’m already smiling. Thanks for cheering me up boys 🥹💜

Loved this! But not going to lie I kind of miss the cute little animated faces 🤣

What happened? Why did they take down all the full videos?

They didn't get the lyrics right, but I'm loving it!

Best channel for chaos 30/10 would recommend to watch

I was so happy u brought back full episodes and now they're gone again... Some were even deleted.. I love u guys, and business and all that, but NOOOOOOOO. They got me through work everyday, I enjoy them on KZread exclusively... Sry, I just noticed, I'm done complaining now😢

I do wanna ask why the episode got removed and reposted for some reason…just curious

Why can't I see the podcasts? The videos aren't there.

Does anyone know what happened to the 1 hour long podcast videos?, All I see are 3 minute clips now

@jas.per.25

Жыл бұрын

I think they're on a diff Channel /now

They played that song at my grandmothers funeral!

Now, I need to find this livestream-

@jellysharkbat

Жыл бұрын

Same

@fluteninja15

Жыл бұрын

Spotify

Congratulations to Bob for being a father. You're gonna be amazing father to your little muyskerm. Lol. 😉👶👨‍👩‍👦

never thought i’d hear mark reference katy perry.

I instantly started singing Firework when the que was triggered

@loganpumfrey

Жыл бұрын

The moment the plastic bag was brought up Firework was the first thing in my head. Then when it actually became part of the bit I was like holy sht. They may like her or they might not but at least she finally got a mention.

@AugmentedGravity

Жыл бұрын

@@loganpumfrey same ugandan

A FEW WEEKS?? What do you mean a few weeks lmaooo

Distractible the cooking show would be great, amateurs-to-experience, everyone cooking the same thing, a basic recipe then a tricky recipe. Chicken and dumplings is my choice or pizza lol

@sharkkebunni

Жыл бұрын

commenting here as I can't on spotify

**First 30 seconds** Oh my god they're playing the newlywed game

What happened to the yt playlist of distractable? Its just gone

1:41 .....WANTING TO START AGAIN-

Boiled eggs… left out.. FOR WEEKS?

I'm gonna be honest: I had no idea what to expect.

Oh hi Mark

im so curious about how mark doxxed himself lol

1:03 this part caught me off guard

Lixian plushie!

First time I'm seeing the video this whole time I thought bob's voice was wade's

@jvrojas0510

Жыл бұрын

You’re not the only one. I promise 😅

Now I'm forced to download Spotify? 😑

Me: I only watch high quality content The content: Me: .......thats what i said ✨✨

I've been waiting for this DAY!!!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰 IT'S *T.I.M.E* I'll plan it... It needs to be streamed for wade... It needs to be electrifying for Mark And it needs to be a struggle cause they are both "secret" Masochists ❤️ It's gonna be great!

Mark with a knife 😂

Does anyone know if they'll bring back full episodes of Distractible and GMFST on youtube?

OMG BOB HAS BLUE EYES?????!!! I had no idea?

I hope its trueee

3 words that don’t belong in the same sentence

I love that they're getting lesbian-married in the thumbnail

I want to watch this video

Mark: ADHD be like…. (I feel you btw Mark. I have it too! I 😂😂😂)

Some serious tomfoolery going on here

Ahhh wade 😆

You sassy clickbait ❤ Watching at x2 speed ✌

its kinda weird cuz i have watched markiplier for a long time and have known about bob and wade but never really watched their content, but i loooove their podcast and the moment they got camara on the pod i found wade much more likebale, for some reason i diddnt really found him all that funny compared to the others in the podcast but now i find all of them on the same level of funny, its weird but they are great all of them

why do they look like they aged.. why all for sudden do I feel old

But why mark did you take all the main episodes off KZread? :(

@happypasta6

Жыл бұрын

It’s Spotify’s fault as part of the deal they alone have the rights to the full episodes 😢

@unclepitch

Жыл бұрын

If that's the case then Fuck Spotify

What happened to all the other distractable videos?

@unclepitch

Жыл бұрын

Word. I'm sad😢

@clayton217

Жыл бұрын

@@unclepitch they are still up on spotify but its annoying to deal with ads on there

WEEKS???

A few weeks ...

wade has sad eyes

whats the point of staying sub to this channel if there's no podcast posted anymore. only clips and bits and announcement

@unclepitch

Жыл бұрын

Word

@moon16879

Жыл бұрын

seeing this from other comments but apparently spotify has the right to the full episodes and they can't post it here anymore, dont know how that works plus some people just want to revisit their favourite parts instead of going through the whole thing

@theprinnyranger

Жыл бұрын

@@moon16879 that sucks. and if people want to stay on a bits-and-pieces channel then they can do whatever they want. I still don't see the point of staying. I joined for the podcast, I don't get the podcast so I leave. it's simple. Would you still sit in a restaurant when the cook tells you they don't have anything you want? Some people go there for the newspaper, socializing thing, heat/wi-fi... I go there to eat a meal. and if I can't get the meal, I don't go there. Doesn't change anything for the others. "exclusivity" sucks. big time. I don't want spotify so i'm not getting spotify. If the podcast aren't here then... I won't stay here. Sorry for bothering you.

@moon16879

Жыл бұрын

@Prinny Dood you're totally right, I was just trying to say why other people would still stick around you know? but it definitely sucks that things work like that i definitely dislike spotify and dont plan on touching it, yet i also would love to continue accompanying the boys

What happened to the actual podcast stuff why is it all clips

@marthmallow7420

Жыл бұрын

because they had a contract with Spotify?

@Jurgennot

Жыл бұрын

@@marthmallow7420 ohhhh thx, but that kinda sucks, now I gotta buy a Spotify thing. Can't give up my addiction xD

@marthmallow7420

Жыл бұрын

@@Jurgennot Distractible is still free even with video :)

@Jurgennot

Жыл бұрын

@@marthmallow7420 hell to the yeah 🤘🤘

@unclepitch

Жыл бұрын

Still preferred watching here... Oh well, cheers boys

Wait. How did Mark DOXX HIMSELF!?!?