Dude whoever wrote the Sakamoto Ryoma profile deserves an award.

@simpchan4080

3 жыл бұрын

Such a trollish profile, I feel this is done by Okayu.

@wallysmart2432

3 жыл бұрын

lol i was gonna ask who did it? guess no one knows who definitively made it.

@CBRN-115

3 жыл бұрын

I've heard that name from a history book. Though I don't know exactly who he is

@darebrained

3 жыл бұрын

@@simpchan4080 idk can she draw that well? Also they had Okayu as their favourite stream and for something on the bottom as well, so I doubt it was her.

@kirigayakazuto843

3 жыл бұрын

Probably one of the staff members.

i love how korone’s card is instantly recognizable based on its sheer chaos alone

@tsg_frank5829

3 жыл бұрын

Korone is very much the definition of chaotic good

@Vaylon.

3 жыл бұрын

@@tsg_frank5829 chaotic doog*

@dominion7363

3 жыл бұрын

“Favorite animal: dog” A little in the nose are we?

1:52 That illustration of Calliope, Watame, Subaru, Okayu, Coco and Noel had me dying

@CBRN-115

3 жыл бұрын

There's a literal duck 😆😆

@NguyenHuy-fl6mm

3 жыл бұрын

He is real person

@mindaugasstankus5943

3 жыл бұрын

Same face different hair/ears/horns, even duck at same pose. They all posed to sketch for same person?

@jasiabu

3 жыл бұрын

Muscle

@dejesusramirezgeovanni3538

3 жыл бұрын

@@CBRN-115 XD

9:15 Naturally, when prompted to create a 'family,' Marine writes the plot of an NTR hentai starring herself and her friends.

@sammarino7357

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes

@zazaamiya

3 жыл бұрын

naturally

@joshuagabrielcatindig7607

3 жыл бұрын

How quaint. Author and model in the same book.

Marine: Favorite music? Korone: Yes

@Quothmorgan

3 жыл бұрын

Activity? Korone: I like activity!

@DarkestVampire92

3 жыл бұрын

"Music?" "Mmmmmm yes"

@Good_Hot_Chocolate

3 жыл бұрын

@@DarkestVampire92 😂 Korone is a gem

@Akahito_San

3 жыл бұрын

such precious dog

@codshotgunner

3 жыл бұрын

I can't unsee korone's pic on the profile card as the eekum bokum korone

Marine: "Age: 17" How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old woman?

@PsyDSha

3 жыл бұрын

17 Season 2

@ootoriazumi1349

3 жыл бұрын

17 season 3 later this year!

@CBRN-115

3 жыл бұрын

@@ootoriazumi1349 stop stop she's already dead ;(

@azurath1845

3 жыл бұрын

17 2: Electric Boogaloo

@aoao3340

3 жыл бұрын

17: OVA 1 .... 17: OVA ∞

she's just talking casually about her cheating partners lmao. As natural as she breathes.

@yoursonisold8743

3 жыл бұрын

Rushia knows who she married. No use crying over spilt milk. Although Flare would just call her delusional (because she has 0 attraction to Marine). Shion would deny everything. And Kantan touches Senchou out of pity lol

@einwolt

3 жыл бұрын

"0 attraction to marine" you aren't aware then

@yoursonisold8743

3 жыл бұрын

@@einwolt Aware of what? Do you think I'm not watching MariFlare streams and their twitter shenanigans? Flare has already said she is not attracted to Marine and Marine said she doesnt see Flare sexually at all. You gotta be able to see beyond their banter and jokes.

@einwolt

3 жыл бұрын

@@yoursonisold8743 and here you are taking this seriously when all of these are just yuribaits

@GorudenMidas

3 жыл бұрын

@@einwolt lol you initiated the discussion, and then they respond to you, you say they take it too seriously? You are the baiter here, don't start a conversation if you're not here to talk.

Polka's paper is filled with "Read Chainsawman" Ah, a woman of culture

@leduyvinh2102

3 жыл бұрын

Haha yes

@Lunaula

3 жыл бұрын

Sasuga based clown girl.

@anibalgimenez7433

3 жыл бұрын

After seeing Polka's paper I wanted to read chainsaw man, I do not know why tho

@KOWAL19898

3 жыл бұрын

well, she does live in a society

@KLAFNAL

3 жыл бұрын

a very cultured woman indeed

Risu: I’m Korone’s daughter! Korone: Mmmmm... Pet. Risu: *surprised pikachu face*

_Calliope in the mind of other Holomem:_ personified coolness _actual Calliope:_ kind and innocent dork

@BioDeus

3 жыл бұрын

I think rapping skills gives large cool points too.

@Lucaz99

3 жыл бұрын

@@BioDeus her design and voice also are extra cool points, specially when you can’t understand what she says xD

@BioDeus

3 жыл бұрын

@@Lucaz99 Or maybe them not understanding her makes her mysterious and cooler, cuz like norrikan said.. she is a bit of a dork.

@Lucaz99

3 жыл бұрын

@@BioDeus that’s what I meant, typo.

@Liam-pm5hp

3 жыл бұрын

She's like a businesswoman a dependable and always busy lady who they think she can do anything

In the future , that Member's Profile Cards will be in Game.

@alfred6607

3 жыл бұрын

I will actually wait for that

@debaser1042

3 жыл бұрын

Aldred Christian Burgos No rubber hose today!

Korone: Boxing Mike Tyson: .............(°▪︎°)

Korone's had... a lot to unpack.

@vyor8837

3 жыл бұрын

Their family is korone, okayu, and mayyyybe risu?

@ankylosaurus1654

3 жыл бұрын

Looks like hosoinu.

@timepatroltrunks8276

3 жыл бұрын

favourite games are Dragon Quest and Mother 2

@dacar316

3 жыл бұрын

Favorite book: IT.

@BobTheArchmage

3 жыл бұрын

I'm a bit sad Marine couldn't decipher Korone's family picture as herself serving food to her wife (Okayu) and their daughter (Risu).

It seems like Dad is the universally coolest seiso Idol at Hololive

@YuSooKey

3 жыл бұрын

They don't know. They only know her from her debut stream and general appearance but the JP girls have no clue how much of a goofy, shy introvert Calli really is.

@Yasha_U

3 жыл бұрын

@@YuSooKey kinda funny since all EN and ID members know how much of a dork and introverted Calli actually is, only the JP members seem to not know how adorkable calli actually is

@Lucaz99

3 жыл бұрын

@@Yasha_U I saw Suisei ranking Hololive members into cool, cute and passion. Many of the cool girls were freaking dorks (Calli, Moona, Reine, Kanata). Also many of the girls consistently say Risu is cute (Even Korone wanted to have her as pet here) but she actually is more like Okayu than Korone. Straight savage.

@venkaramon

3 жыл бұрын

If you watch the entire stream its actually Okayu who wins in the cool category. Thats a given while Calli appears cool she hasnt hung out with the jp girls as much

@123457474869

3 жыл бұрын

And Coco smartest

Korone doing boxing,..finally that video about korone punching us made sense lol Also just realized that's why the mike tyson guy appear first on her strram..

@echolaveau2761

3 жыл бұрын

@@srkares her Twitter also has posts about the protein stuff she was using with boxing

@nicguti

3 жыл бұрын

*FALCON PUNCH* then proceeds to extract your yubi by force

@floo0o0

3 жыл бұрын

*P U I*

@idiedlongago2336

3 жыл бұрын

Fate brought EMTA and Korone 😭 red string moment baby~

@mustard4762

3 жыл бұрын

I wonder she'll face off against Mike Tyson

I think that most holomembers underestimate Korone's strength and overall fighting ability, if it is a 1v1 my money is on the dog.

@vkarvanzer4243

3 жыл бұрын

Against Kanata?

@yoursonisold8743

3 жыл бұрын

@@vkarvanzer4243 Kanatan needs to grab you for massive damage. Doggo does boxing as a hobby. She just weaves through the grabs and knocks the gorilla's lights out with her fast right hook.

@pfune3811

3 жыл бұрын

@@vkarvanzer4243 Technique

@shotime1651

3 жыл бұрын

Yup! A dog that can box is a dangerous one

@dacar316

3 жыл бұрын

@@vkarvanzer4243 It's gonna be Baki vs Oliva all over again. And that's awesome.

Korone's handwriting is really stylish! And Senchou's answers scream "nerdy homebody", as expected.

@ankylosaurus1654

3 жыл бұрын

Ayame's answers were unusually tidy and serious.

@timepatroltrunks8276

3 жыл бұрын

Ayame's was very neat but Choco sensei had the best handwriting

@combastion5227

3 жыл бұрын

@@timepatroltrunks8276 Choco-sensei's wasn't handwritten, it was typed out using a font that looks like handwriting.

I love how most of their cool members is Calli herself But ngl tho, Dad really is cool

@burneraccount900

3 жыл бұрын

It's really funny since while Calliope is really cool she's also such a huge dork and I don't assume most of the jp girls don't know that.

@thaileinh9877

3 жыл бұрын

Not most, actually. She only appeared a few times in all of >30 profiles Marine reviewed. But yeah, when she does appear, she is in the "Cool" part.

@venkaramon

3 жыл бұрын

@@thaileinh9877 This. Okayu actually got the most in the cool category. My guess is Calli would be higher but shes so busy she hasnt really collab'd with the other girls

@Ravenholm337

3 жыл бұрын

@@venkaramon Okayu and Calli collab would be the coolest stream of all time.

@plushpath9733

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ravenholm337 Our frail bodies will not be able to process or handle that much coolness.

Here's the translation for the rest of Ayame's card: Favorite: Noel, Rushia, Korone, Marine Voice: Noel, Rushia Content: Korone, Marine, Okayu, Pekora Get Along With: Mio, Subaru, Fubuki, Korone, Okayu, Noel, Roboco Pet: Rushia, Aqua Family Tree: Mom = Mio, Dad = Fubuki, Older Sibling = Okayu, Middle Sibling = Rushia, Youngest Sibling = Korone, Aunt = Noel Cool: Okayu, Botan Cute: Noel, Rushia Funny: Marine, Korone, Pekora, Rushia Kind: Mio, Noel Smart: ... Strong: Botan, Subaru, Towa Personally I think it's adorable that she wants Aqua as a pet.

@dantemzsz

3 жыл бұрын

So she wants an onion pet?

@edwardhaybell1938

3 жыл бұрын

an oni with a pet necromancer...? What is she planning, storm Former Hell?

@animefanrk2k

3 жыл бұрын

I like Ayame cannot see anyone including herself as smart, since all of Hololive are just dorks making content together. XD

@slixxer2798

3 жыл бұрын

At least a onion pet doesnt scream. Polkas pet choice was Ollie

@Good_Hot_Chocolate

3 жыл бұрын

A pet onion sounds awesome. Especially since I'm reminded of the stream intro Aqua has rn.

"I'm going to give birth to Yagoo? That's bad.." _I thought that will be a good things.._

@burnoutcat2387

3 жыл бұрын

She once said YAGOO "gave birth to the sad monster that is houshou marine"

@koboldparty4708

3 жыл бұрын

Wait, Aqua and Yagoo are *siblings*? Is she the heir apparent to Hololive?

@user-bs7pi4fd9t

3 жыл бұрын

@@burnoutcat2387 wait but since everyone is yagoo, does that mean yagoo gives birth to himself?

@burnoutcat2387

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-bs7pi4fd9t there's weirder stuff in mythological really. YAGOO is probably just an ancient deity.

So it was a staff the one who made Sakamoto Ryoma? I'd say that person is not being paid enough.

@equilintogo5378

3 жыл бұрын

It's a listener. Impressive is an understatement still.

Survey: What's your favorite activity? Korone: Yes!

@Markcrazeer

2 жыл бұрын

That is a very dog answer.

Marine reading through Ayame's profile and getting surprised when she found out Ayame put her name down among her favourites and stream content she likes to watch was a highlight

@Lucaz99

3 жыл бұрын

Ayame said so herself she thinks Marine is amazing and makes great content....and then said “Ugh, she gonna be all smug about it and try to chat me up isn’t she? Annoying lol”

@migara9133

3 жыл бұрын

@@Lucaz99 is there a clip of this? i need to see that.

@Lucaz99

3 жыл бұрын

@@migara9133 here mate kzread.info/dash/bejne/qZOlyc2Hft3aZco.html

@migara9133

3 жыл бұрын

@@Lucaz99 many thanks

@Donuthan

Жыл бұрын

@@Lucaz99 I wanna see that clip too gimme heh

I'm pretty sure everyone saw it coming that marine doesn't like any sport, but I do find her family tree... interesting

@yoursonisold8743

3 жыл бұрын

Botan and Lamy as the grandparents certainly is interesting, considering they are the newest gen.

@Lucaz99

3 жыл бұрын

I hope Fubiki is Mio’s husband in future editions lol

@nicodalusong149

3 жыл бұрын

Hmm...Rushia's genes are also fla-

@joe.5103

3 жыл бұрын

@@yoursonisold8743 Botan gives off a big sister vibe imo but I haven’t watched her a lot. I could see her giving off Gma vibes if she makes millennial only references.

@kiyoshi5430

3 жыл бұрын

@@Lucaz99 No, I hope fubuki's husband is matsuri

All the jp think Calliope is so cool. Meanwhile, we know the awkward truth ....

@HuffdrewPaint

3 жыл бұрын

Really think about it though. That's the barrier the vast majority of non-JP Hololive fans sat outside for a year or more while these girls were blowing up. We didn't care, but there was a ton of nuance we just couldn't catch. We have what they had now, and that's neat to me.

@zazaamiya

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, dad is cool...and dorky

"When I was in school I loved profile books." Her middle aged office worker is showing.

Polka just keeps being the best at every chance she gets

It's nice to see Marine recognized MukiRose's obvious power level. She knows the score.

3:56 I’m quite sure thats a family drawing of okakoro with daughter risu

@murasAme19

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the figures in the drawing looked familiar

I love how different each Profile card looks and that they represent the personality so well! Also Gura being the child of Marine and Rushia - that is just perfect.

I love polka's gap. She's a depressed clown lmaoo, you can see one stream being literal hype, and the next dying inside.

3:00 So what is your favourite activity? Korone: yes

@matheusfili

3 жыл бұрын

A doog indeed

I like when Marine says her age is 17, the chat goes brrr

"The smart ones : Subaru-senpai." meanwhile subaru : "Oh so 5 is 5 after all naruhodo!"

I like how Marine just casually wrote down her cheating partners then said it to everyone while marrying the most yandere member which is Rushia then even having children with her which is Aqua and Gura www (Ofcourse their child will be ocean/sea related)

I was gonna introduce my mom to Marine when I heard she liked Hunter x Hunter because my mom LOVES! Hunter x Hunter. But then I realized "oh wait, it's marine we're talking about here.."

@murasAme19

3 жыл бұрын

preface it with 'she's kinda like hisoka'

@metallicarabbit

3 жыл бұрын

wish my mom liked anime

I dont even know what to comment on.... But Marine really thinks Subaru is one of the smart kids? lol That family picture Korone drew, I think that's her and Okayu getting served food by Marine? She is basically saying OkaKoro are married and Marine is their maid (maybe). Saying Noel is the kindest does showcase that Marine really does understand Noel, despite claiming she can't get close to her. Noel always forgives her and never gets angry, no matter what stunts Marine pulls. She's empathetic and listens to people. Spot on Senchou.

ayame favorite song: anisong, jpop yes yes not otaku, definitely not

@flaria185

3 жыл бұрын

I mean if I lived in japan, what else am I supposed to listen to?

@RedLen16

3 жыл бұрын

@@flaria185 j-rock, probably western, less likely but possibly traditional but yea, mostly jpop :v

@axellyann5085

3 жыл бұрын

@@flaria185 In my case i'll probably be listening the same as i listen everyday, just closer. Like the Gazette, Unluky Morpheus, Aimer, Lisa, Band Maid, Kanon Wakeshima, Daoko, Garnidelia, Reol, Nocturnal Bloodlust, Kizu, etc.

@murasAme19

3 жыл бұрын

@@flaria185 you could always be a freeaboo

@casteanpreswyn7528

3 жыл бұрын

@@flaria185 i mean, Japan has a huge rock scene, rap scene, metal scene, they even have musical genres that are a blend of traditional Japanese music with modern sensibilities(the closest most people in the US would equate it to is country). There is also a gigantic electronic scene, both underground and mainstream in Japan. And thats not even touching non-Japanese music. A lot of older US rock bands have huge followings in Japan(even among the younger generations), kpop and Korean rap have decent footholds, and then there is contemporary music from the US, which usually has a sizeable(if modest) following in Japan.

Polka just shot up in my favorites when she was already high because of her good taste in manga. seriously, read Chainsaw Man.

@thejamesonthestreet

3 жыл бұрын

So much yes!! After what happened with Act-Age, honestly the only manga I read from Jump are Chainsaw man and One Piece.

@chiyue5676

3 жыл бұрын

chainsaw man is godlike. if you like that kind of stuff i recommend giving series like jujutsu kaisen and kaiju no 8 a try

@thekidhamid9593

3 жыл бұрын

Chainsawman is so good and when I saw polka recommend it my respect for her shot up

@minos7ss572

3 жыл бұрын

The burger King chapter and the Nobel Prize chapter are probably the greatest pieces of manga I have ever read.

@thekidhamid9593

3 жыл бұрын

@@minos7ss572 easily

I love how Korone's response in Play (Asobi= to play) was "I LOVE!"

I love how much of an impression Gura has made on Marine. Though everyone love Gura, it just feels more personal with Marine through all the indirect interactions they've had.

on Senchou's profile, I love that she just HAD to make the number 17 as BIG as possibly can lmfao

Marine has very creative ideas for her streams, i like this idea a lot. Very entertaining

Ryoma's profile card is... amazing (that's an understatement). The precision and amount of detail that he did when he drawing himself, Calli, Watame, Okayu, Coco, and Noel, and especially Subaru's portrait is insane

@lildyo

3 жыл бұрын

Ryoma is a famous Japanese historical figure from the 19th century Meiji Restoration. It looks like someone copied the photo and his bio from his wikipedia page lol

for “ayameru” being translated “aya-mel”, i think korone wrote “ayameru” because it’s ojou’s nickname as it is a wordplay of “ayame” and “yameru” which means, to stop..?

@racingandy

3 жыл бұрын

Ayameru is a nickname Korone calls Ayame

This BGM suites marine so much. Very mischievous sounding

1:42 I dont get why she's laughing though, is there something funny about Subarus portrait? They basically just copy pasted her youtube channel picture. I must be missing something here...

@equilintogo5378

3 жыл бұрын

It's because it's different than the other Ryoma-faced pics, and thus way more realistic than the others.

This is quite enlightening seeing this book profiles or something. It just gives an overview of what type of person they're. Very amusing indeed. I'd love to see more of this translated, haha.

When she said that she wanted to keep Miko as a pet, I just imagine it being Miko tied to a leash in her backyard screaming at her because she tied her up

Age of Senchou: 17 yo season 2

This stream was so good, she was speaking in a simple Japanese and pretty slowly, wich made it really understandable. Favorite stream by far.

Korone: favorite sports: baseball and boxing well then *so that's how it goes if I talk with Okayu*

Marine got really excited abut Korone liking The Green Mile.

Thanks Bakaga, seriously thank you for the clips!!

"Read Chainsawman!" Polka is a woman of culture.

I'm getting a strong vibe that polka probably wants us to read chainsaw man

Correction: Polka's title is Zachou (ringmaster) not shachou (president/chairman)

very glad you included the first one. There were some pretty good ones like the saku39 profile

“Noel: Milk cow.” Sasuga, Marine.

【 even Ojou's handwriting still very neat, tidy and cute, why did she hurt my kokoro this way ? 】

Anyone know if there's a collection of all the profile cards translated so I can read them all leisurely?

@ignis488

3 жыл бұрын

well there's a guy translating it separately

@joshuaanrico9834

3 жыл бұрын

Search on youtube "virtualyzm"

I remember handing out a compilation of this for my classmates and friends to fill out back when I was in elementary school and it was called a "slum book" back in the 90's

Really hope someone clips the profiles of every member and Marine does more of this kind of stream It was pretty cool to learn about a different side of holo members

These clips are so helpful for me to learn English. Thank you！

Marine: Korone likes boxing and baseball, that's impressive Me: No wonder her straight right punch gave us all those injuries

Just wanna point out here that marine's the only one with list of cheating partners.

Ojou watches Horror on TV? The same one that freaked out over a broken Jibanyan alarm clock and starts to speak in Flute whenever she plays a horror game? *That* Ojou?

Calli can make her own harem and everyone would fall for it. Ps. Calli Ikemen ASMR when?

@Arkamui

3 жыл бұрын

I don't know if Kiara likes this idea very much, until now the only one who has managed to get through her reinforced security is Miko who, as an Elite, has her eye on a bigger prize which is Takamori himself

@Liam-pm5hp

3 жыл бұрын

She's too shy to even talk to them hahaha which is cute

2:22 Yoooo Korone and i share the same birthday

She spent so much more time on hers than anyone else's. Good to know Senchou hasn't changed much

These were so cool! I want to do one of these sometime!

Just found your channel! Tyvm for your uploads :) subbed!

At this point i could kinda watch a 1 hour loop of your intro

1:47 Is no one going to talk about there being a literal duck and how well the mood fits with the other images

"And Mio marries someone, which gives birth to me..." *"I DONT REMEMBER GIVING BIRTH TO YOU"* Its a shame that we didnt see the rest of POLs profile though

8:30 wait, okayu is a loli voice? i guess this goes back to her hobby of imagining things XD

3:09 I want to see an MMD with Korone boxing SO badly!!! Legit she has to be mad fit with all her endurance streams and boldfaced energy.

Man, those profiles were very fun. Also sharing my birthday with Marine is feelsgood.

Man the ending music slaps

I loved the first one out of all tbh

3:27 "Ayameru" is just Korone's nickname for Ayame, Mel has nothing to do with it.

Ojou's is so clean. Very much fits. I like xD

That whole stream, that whole idea. It was all just an excuse to make her own profile card...

I love how her chibi in the first clip was so adorable

Bakatarega! I really love that clip.

Marine, age 17 her viewers: 17 for how many years now?

The listeners' are very funny, i like the sakamoto and friend (20th and 21st century boys), too bad Senchou doesnt get the references

Sister's Act is the movie that came to mind for Marine's favorite? She knows what's up.

High quality indeed.

I just hope we get all members eventually!!!! (maybe tomorrow)

Sakamoto Ryoma holostars debut when XD please, that profile was amazing omg XD

Korone's music answer with senchou's response gets me every time

0:53 I , too, have fighting what is practically a civil war to restore the emperor to power as a hobby

God I remember this sort of thing back when I was an elementary schooler......

I actually have an idea of what kind of person Ayame is from this. It's actually quite wholesome to see. haha

Jadi keinget dulu ngisi bio di binder

2 minutes in and I'm dying...That Subaru samurai duck is too much😂😂

Korone’s profile is a work of art, it deserves to be forever preserved in some top notch art gallery.

4:02 I first read that as "not trapped by conversations"

God, Korone's is utter on-brand brilliance.