I'm not sure Callum actually exists. I believe he's Simon's alternative personality. We need proof of life.

@peterharris38

3 жыл бұрын

You know that Callum spelt backwards is Simon

@catherinehaven7015

3 жыл бұрын

He’s chained in the basement with Danny and Sam from Business Blaze. Jen is next to get chained to a radiator down there.

@James-co2nb

3 жыл бұрын

@@catherinehaven7015 Don't be so silly..... Simon would never give them a radiator.

@KougajiCalling

3 жыл бұрын

@@James-co2nb That's where he stashed ETA.

@Albinoafroman316

3 жыл бұрын

Callum is Danny.

Other people have told me I spoke in tongues. I maintain my French is not that bad.

@waitwhat3547

3 жыл бұрын

Ah French and tongues, wait a minute

@d0nm83

2 жыл бұрын

Oui baguit

@PrivateSi

2 жыл бұрын

I maintain Simon's imaginary US Preacher spent most of his days robbing and looting on the high seas, as a captain of a pirate ship before finding God.... Oooh Ahhh, me bleedin' hearties!

@johnclark181

2 жыл бұрын

People people I don't know whether to go along with this or think that you all have your minds in the gutter

@griffensolomon554

2 жыл бұрын

how dare you!

I swear, half this show is Simon going off on tangents. The other half is him returning to the script, only for Callum to also go off on the exact same tangent. And I am here for it.

@kassykreutzer6972

Жыл бұрын

I'm soo here for it omg

@cheezmogreen

Жыл бұрын

Yup. Lmao.

@francisfischer7620

9 ай бұрын

Me too and so am i!

@scottrussell5866

3 ай бұрын

And tangent is sin/cos. So, it's a triangle.

1800's Doctor: "You have ghosts in your body! Cocaine will help!" Simon: "THE PAST WAS THE BEST!!!!!!!"

@theUglyGypsy

3 жыл бұрын

Freud and his buddy packed some poor girl's sinus cavity with cocaine... because she was "hysterical".

@dekishajones282

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@darthplagueis13

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, have you watched Business Blaze? The cocaine is the main reason Simon is excited about the past.

@darthplagueis13

3 жыл бұрын

​@@theUglyGypsy Well, today we give people with ADHD a drug that's essentially just amphetamine and it actually works, so even though treating someone who is hyper with a stimulant sounds utterly stupid, it doesn't neccessarily have to be.

@griffensolomon554

2 жыл бұрын

ahhh cocoain now this is a good person lets make these post blow up!

Speaking in tongues is real. I have spoken in tongues. (Not really, but I wanted Simon to be right about the comments)

@tomflynn8265

3 жыл бұрын

After recovering from a recent three-day bender and then watching my behavior near the end (thank you OH so much modern technology), my usual wit and charming banter can only be accurately described as devolving into speaking in tongues. God be damned though, I was demanding more sacramental wine and nothing else would do!! 😉

@julierose4831

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you I was getting disappointed 🤣

@johnlittle8975

3 жыл бұрын

TY for your service

@dena81

3 жыл бұрын

I was waiting to find this comment!

@bobbobertson8977

3 жыл бұрын

LOL Yes we must make Simon right I have also spoken in tongues in fact I usually use my tongue to speak usually not always allegedly

I have no problems with the All-Mighty, but a lot of his fan club is TERRIFYING.

@charleslindsey6789

3 жыл бұрын

What is an "All-mighty"? Is it some kind of tool?

@o_mondi1274

3 жыл бұрын

Bet

@TJtheBee

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that's sort of my thing. I'm cool if there's any well-meaning deities out there, and I'm cool with Jesus's existence. It's the rest of it that I'm a little iffy on. I mean, you do you, but don't drag me into it.

@billdor121

3 жыл бұрын

This!

@DerptyDerptyDUM

3 жыл бұрын

@@charleslindsey6789 It sure is!

"You can't consent to a beating." Who wants to tell him? 😂

@melthevw

2 жыл бұрын

So glad I’m not the only person who both went there and is happy to admit it 🤣

@dannahbanana11235

2 жыл бұрын

Simon: "you can't consent to a beating" Me: "bet"

@cmath6454

2 жыл бұрын

Bible Discussion Study Meetings

@antonydrossos5719

2 жыл бұрын

At least, not without a safeword!

@chrisleneil

2 жыл бұрын

SSC

Simon's "southern us accent" sounds 70% pirate, 20% Texas, 10% still-British-but-good-try!

@jdman6794

3 жыл бұрын

Totally agree 👍

@jeffreyhill1011

3 жыл бұрын

Was going to originally dispute those numbers... But nah you right

@jdman6794

3 жыл бұрын

@@jeffreyhill1011 Me too but after watching several videos where he tries really hard, I had to agree those numbers are at least very close.

@jeffreyhill1011

3 жыл бұрын

@@jdman6794 within the margin of error certainly

@jdman6794

3 жыл бұрын

@@jeffreyhill1011 Well within 👌

"I'm calling dominos, do you want anything? Yeah just a Magaretta Peter"

@salahudinbinalla804

3 жыл бұрын

hey Mr whisler pls see alexander komin case kzread.info/dash/bejne/Y4OD2Zutaa3elM4.html and make a casual Criminalist ...its a very unique story with barley any info on it... will you conisider ...pls up vote

@rahulmenon4357

3 жыл бұрын

Daaahminohs, whe the cuzzins wohk

@slayingroosters4355

3 жыл бұрын

The second I heard her name I thought case closed, she is blame free. Her parents were obviously cruel as fuck and I don’t even know what she’s done 🤣

@Randomnamepoop

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@o_mondi1274

3 жыл бұрын

🥺😭🤣

"Christian Turbo Preacher" made me laugh so hard I had to run it back twice. So picturesque. 😂

@sarahryan4553

3 жыл бұрын

Mental imagery is fantastic 🤣🤣😂

@KyoKiaNexus

3 жыл бұрын

perfect discription right!????

@staytuned2L337

3 жыл бұрын

Good old pastor Kev lmao

@regan3873

3 жыл бұрын

So off the cuff, too

@MR2Davjohn

3 жыл бұрын

Joel Osteen, Benny Hinn, Orel Roberts

I grew up in the South and hearing Simon's Southern preacher voice had me dying laughing. So many accents at once.

As much as I’m Christian, I do find Simon’s rips on Christianity to be hilarious 😂😂😂

@Akashi505

2 жыл бұрын

yeah, these people are definitively misguided and must be stopped.

@QuantumBoogaloo

2 жыл бұрын

The thing is, he insults everyone equally. Almost nobody is left unscathed. Lol

There's no "allegedly" for Kenneth Copeland being an absolute nutcase

@salahudinbinalla804

3 жыл бұрын

hey Mr whisler pls see alexander komin case kzread.info/dash/bejne/Y4OD2Zutaa3elM4.html and make a casual Criminalist ...its a very unique story with barley any info on it... will you conisider ...pls up vote

@dena81

3 жыл бұрын

I'm still pretty convinced HE is the demon we should be afraid of

@suzannemaria5594

3 жыл бұрын

Look up The Remix Bros on KZread, tons of hysterical remix videos using Ken Copeland! 🤣

@Luubelaar

3 жыл бұрын

Copeland "starring" in the "wind of god" remix is hilarious. The guy is definitely a conman. They all are.

@williambouchard-robichaud5503

3 жыл бұрын

Yes Duplessis and Copeland talking about to justify why buying a 3rd jet his necessary for not flying in normal plane saying that all people in the commercial plane are demons… unbelievable that people sending 100$ each week to keep God on their side. Like another said , I respect the all mighty but not his followers 😅

I request that you do the Southern Preacher voice whenever the opportunity presents itself.

@catherinehaven7015

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, please.

@lindaarrington9397

3 жыл бұрын

Not

@Hollylivengood

3 жыл бұрын

Fuckin A! He sounded perfect.

@terryenby2304

3 жыл бұрын

It was hilarious

@peggyjaeger9280

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

Simons voice , Callums writing and Jens editing = bliss 😌😌

it's okay Simon God can take a joke he has a sense of humor just look at people

@amberkat8147

3 жыл бұрын

Definitely! If God has no sense of humor, why would people constantly be shoving Barbie dolls and light bulbs in their rectums? Also, pandas. I think pandas are a joke.

@dekishajones282

3 жыл бұрын

Yes God can do whatever you like since we make him up in our head! Too bad sky daddy isn’t concerned with child rape, murder, infectious disease!

@bowieworld

2 жыл бұрын

not to start any blasphemous rumors or anything but god seems to have a sick sense of humor

@deviantoutcast

2 жыл бұрын

.... Or he can't take a joke. ....And that pretty much explains 75 - 80 % of the Old Testament. _"in the cities of the nations the Lord your God is giving you as an inheritance, do not leave alive anything that breathes. Completely destroy them-the Hittites, Amorites, Canaanites, Perizzites, Hivites and Jebusites-as the Lord your God has commanded you."_

@rustyhowe3907

Жыл бұрын

@@deviantoutcast Sounds like a right charming fellow to follow *every...single...word...of* what could possibly go wrong ey?🤭😈

How dare you, Simon. We don't discriminate against those who speak in tongues. We just gently guide them in the direction of a licensed therapist.

@deviantoutcast

2 жыл бұрын

May I suggest, preferably a Speech therapist, perhaps...?

@MissingRaptor

Жыл бұрын

Best comment 😁😁😁

@DarkFire1536

Жыл бұрын

Excellent comment! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Margaretta: has seizure Doctor: you have ghosts in your blood, you should do cocaine about it.

@linphillips8331

3 жыл бұрын

Let's not leave off the leaches.

@christinebenson518

3 жыл бұрын

@@linphillips8331 But then the leaches could get the cocaine! What would a leach do high on cocaine? Now I'm scared.

@YeeSoest

3 жыл бұрын

Me: starts adopting seizures

“Does she really want to be crucified? It’s very unpleasant” 💀

Simon's televangelist voice is the best thing ever tbh

"Turbo Preacher" needs to be a D&D class.

@mulrooneyfamily7502

3 жыл бұрын

Try GURPS. Tec priest on crack

@DFloyd84

3 жыл бұрын

Preachy cleric under the effect of a constant Haste spell. At least the sermons are short.

@CommieCrab

3 жыл бұрын

Light cleric

@EricHonaker

3 жыл бұрын

Cleric/thief multiclass. Or cleric/monk, maybe?

I spoke in tongues once. Turned out it was just the edibles

@MegaBossmare

3 жыл бұрын

Dave,I may have been that high once 🤣

@stellarsearcher8997

3 жыл бұрын

😂 I feel that

@fauxpinkytoo

2 жыл бұрын

ohhhthatsnotgood...

Pretty sure he referred to airplanes as “tubes filled with demons” or some shit. It’s comical, truly.

I feel like this format shouldn't work, it shouldn't be so entertaining. It's so simple but Simon really is the right guy for it, I'm hooked! New subscriber.

@JessicaKinkade-gb3um

7 ай бұрын

I think it works because it feels like a conversation with a friend

Simon, do Mariam Rodriguez! Vigilante mother that killed cartels one by one.

@TsukiNoShinjitsu

3 жыл бұрын

Miriam Rodríguez? She was badass.

@carmenburton4918

3 жыл бұрын

Damn. Gotta look her up

@teresapyeatt3698

3 жыл бұрын

Yes please

@Sinn0100

3 жыл бұрын

If he's going to do a video on Miriam Rodriguez he should also cover Griselda Blanka "The Queen of The Cocaine Cowboys." Women do not often do well in the world of drug cartels but when they do...look out.

@ingloriousbetch4302

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sinn0100 do you mean Griselda Blanco?

Note to self - sound bytes to grab from this episode: "IT'S GHOSTS IN THEIR BODY!" "Wikipedia that sh**" "That is so unusual... and unheard of.... and this is sarcasm...." "I like eating and not praying!" "Were we still crazy back then?" "Jesus, famous for saying 'More blood must flow'"

@curbu7089

2 жыл бұрын

Quick summary of the video 😆

Were we still crazy in the 1920s? Look around, We’re still crazy in the 2020s.

@VictorJeraldo

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, one year ago the USA government was hiring someone who believes that COVID is caused by demon semen.

@TheExplorder

2 жыл бұрын

@@VictorJeraldo yeah, and a doctor said that if Trump adjusted his diet, he could reach the age of 200. Seriously. What.

Yup, the countless stories like this are why I'll never join a religion, I have no beef with God, but when people start claiming to speak for God good things almost never happen

“Why is this girl having seizure?! There’s Ghosts in her body!!!” I bout died laughing...

@thetuckcanon

3 жыл бұрын

Yo he took me out with this one!

@001AlexG

3 жыл бұрын

I think we heard Simon's dad voice during this bit!

@goawayihavecommentstomake1488

3 жыл бұрын

She should do cocaine about it!

@dudepool7530

3 жыл бұрын

As an epileptic, I find this joke offensive. Seriously, they couldn't do better? Pop me in a discotek, I make great milkshakes!

@thetuckcanon

3 жыл бұрын

@@dudepool7530 the joke was about the old doctors not the epilepsy. People taking offense this easily is why comedy is dying. Gotta chill out. We as people have to make jokes in dark times even about touchy subjects it what gets us through. Whole reason we have memes man. I have friend whose epilepsy is so bad he can’t drive. He laughed at this joke. Wish you the best man if we ever meet I’ll try one of those milkshakes

*slaps "Alabama Stamp of Approval" on letter of officiation for Simon's Preacher voice* A little bit texas, a little bit british. All pure zeal and fervent religious meme.

@Hollylivengood

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking Georgia. I mean "Gawgia."

@slimlogic

3 жыл бұрын

This Bama native agrees 😂

@melaniew4354

3 жыл бұрын

But he said "South American". I'm from Georgia, and uh...that's not where I think I'm living right now.

@Hollylivengood

3 жыл бұрын

@@melaniew4354 Lots of Brits call the South "South American" Because they think of the US as "the Americans." Any countries in South America they just go by their names. It's just how they look at it. Brit tourists in Florida would always talk about wanting to go to South America so here they are in Florida. LOL. But he did sound like a preacher straight from Georgia, didn't he?

@jacksone5856

3 жыл бұрын

@@Hollylivengood Truth be told I just went with my own state here lol. Gotta say the Georgia preacher growl is strongest in it tbh. Also, once dated a girl who had immigrated from the UK; her folks said it as "South America"

Simon and Callum are so in synch that I frequently can’t tell where Callum’s writing ends and Simon’s tangents begin

Simon's your crazy preacher voice is hilarious.

Jen, if you read these comments, demand raise, you're hilarious 😛!

@DerptyDerptyDUM

3 жыл бұрын

They have a really fantastic team overall on this channel! 🏆

@salahudinbinalla804

3 жыл бұрын

hey Mr whisler pls see alexander komin case kzread.info/dash/bejne/Y4OD2Zutaa3elM4.html and make a casual Criminalist ...its a very unique story with barley any info on it... will you conisider ...pls up vote

@dawnabraham3193

3 жыл бұрын

I kept pausing cause I thought my phone was dirty. Yes, im blond. 😁

@overtlybiased

3 жыл бұрын

I second that

@Annaspopoff

3 жыл бұрын

She is busy looking for pictures and music 🎶 😆

Simon: She is not a prophet, she is very naughty girl Me watches later in the video: Yeah she is very naughty indeed

@cautionTosser

3 жыл бұрын

life of brian

@GryphonBrokewing

3 жыл бұрын

@@cautionTosser Wondered how far down in the comments I'd have to look to find someone else who'd already connected it. Not disappointed. Thanks!

“She not the messiah she’s a very naughty girl”

Simon: "Margaretta Peter..." Me: why do I have a sudden craving for pizza with tomato and basil?

The Pietism movement missed the perfect opportunity to have a religion based solely on pie and the consumption of pie...

@joannaw5913

3 жыл бұрын

Mmmmm...Pie!

@gm2407

3 жыл бұрын

3.141592657..... It is the movement that keeps going.

@ginashemeth7708

3 жыл бұрын

Mmmmmm pie Sign me up

@blueyoshi8231

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂🤣🤣😋🍽️🥧

@merrittmarcus13

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure that is a restaurabt chain.

“I can’t remember what describing words are.” 🤣🤣

@ekramer2478

3 жыл бұрын

Adjectives? goes back to finish video...

Lmao the reference to Kenneth Copeland and his jet 🤣

"But don't worry, it's all in God's plan!" geez Callum, that was epic

Simon: wow we’re going back in time Callum: I need to up my game he wants videos about future crimes now

@YouTubecanfuckagoat

3 жыл бұрын

Indeed

@sebaseba6710

3 жыл бұрын

Callum will now found the future crime department from minority report and give us stories of what would happen

@slayingroosters4355

3 жыл бұрын

@@sebaseba6710 either that or every story will start to be a mystery (turns out Callum started a crime ring for interesting stories)

@sebaseba6710

3 жыл бұрын

@@slayingroosters4355 my God and then Danny can write about it for business blaze!

@ginashemeth7708

3 жыл бұрын

That brings to mind "Minority Report" if my memory serves. Well Callum would do a much better job with the script writing. Woohoo Callum! You totally rock at setting up Simon ! Well done young man well done!

I'd really like for y'all to cover more cults/extreme religious groups. I think they're both fascinating and terrifying. Also, as someone from the American South your accent was okay, not great but recognizable as a British person trying to be Texan. It reminds me of Daniel Craig trying to be southern in the movie "Knives Out".

"Was Jesus really born on Christmas day? I thought that was just a thing we made up." I see what you did there, and I approve

The abusive treatment of the girl with epilepsy had me fucking fuming Source: mom has epilepsy

"yeeeah.. that's not insane at all" - everyone at the cruxifiction, probably

I imagine "Hey this is God, I'm talking to you, I have chosen you to do my bidding" is exactly what the Devil would say. 🤷‍♂️😈😛

@gm2407

3 жыл бұрын

What if a highly evolved being existed that did not create everything but they like to mess with people's sanity by pretending to be either god or the devil or whatever catches its fancy? All it would have to be is beyond explanation. Or its just crazy people using existing societal concepts as a jumping off point for confabulating their own reality.

@cattibingo

3 жыл бұрын

"No it's really me God, I swear. This beard is totally real"

@puppetguy8726

3 жыл бұрын

@@cattibingo 😄

@gm2407

2 жыл бұрын

@Mason Harris Let us take a step back for a moment. Confabulation is a brain trying to make sense of an event where not all things are known by the individual, but the conclusion seem reasonable to that person. Like any other process bad data or faulty logic or both can bring a faulty conclusion which further actions can follow on from. The further one follows that trajectory the more inacurate their perceptions will be. Cultural touch stones, common lore or practice, shared experiences are all points of reference where people draw from when making decisions or drawing conclusions. Narrow frames of reference for life experience or uncorrected missconceptions can combine for faulty conclusions. The flipant statement made earlier in the thread does not cover a whole range of reasons for mental illness and behaviours. Nor does it truly cover religious mania which has its own section in psychology as hyperreligiosity. There is also a difference between having an acceptance of a religious belief and requiring every action or personal experience needing to conform in all aspects to a belief, or be explained as doing so. The odd thing is the confabulation from incomplete data that the statement I made was any more serious in tone than the rest of the thread responding to Puppet guy prior to your reply to me.

@proto-geek248

2 жыл бұрын

Well, lucky for us they're both just mythological concepts

"Aaah, so they believed in nonsense." - the summary of anything that has to do with any organized religion.

this has to have best simon rants in this ep, really cheered me up, i could never just liston to this as hes so animated,

Can't consent to a beating? We now know Simon doesn't use Prague's greatest tourist attractions. The Dominatrix clubs...

Oh my god...”since they’d already softened themselves up nicely - oh, Callum, dude - from the BEATings...”😅😂🤣 I died. I am STILL cracking up out loud, HARD!!!!!

Simon, you are one of my favorite 'casters...please keep this channel running.

"GHOSTS IN THEIR BODIES!!!!!!!", hahahaha. Another awesome Simon/Callum collaboration.

Sorry, Simon, as an Alabamian who has attended too many Fire and Brimstone preachings, you sound more like an evangelical pirate than a Southern preacher.

@Randomnamepoop

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@grown.ass.nerd.

3 жыл бұрын

I think I'd actually listen to an evangelical pirate though...

@gm2407

3 жыл бұрын

@@grown.ass.nerd. Are they Pirates that are realy enthusiastic or are they Evangelicals that happen to commit acts of piracy?

@jaymevosburgh3660

3 жыл бұрын

Holy cows ov India! That is a fantastic fucking comment lol

@jenniferlonnes7420

3 жыл бұрын

I'm sure us Americans' attempts to imitate regional UK dialects would be off too.

I want a "My Dude. WHY!?!' shirt.

@salahudinbinalla804

3 жыл бұрын

hey Mr whisler pls see alexander komin case kzread.info/dash/bejne/Y4OD2Zutaa3elM4.html and make a casual Criminalist ...its a very unique story with barley any info on it... will you conisider ...pls up vote

@Kiefsti

3 жыл бұрын

Yea...yea I would purch that merch

@MrMcGreed

3 жыл бұрын

GET ON IT BLAZEBOIII!!!!

@carmenburton4918

3 жыл бұрын

Ssme

@piparalegal2019

3 жыл бұрын

Yes. Would purchase 100%

Omg that southern-preacher accent was so good!!

Really enjoying the show, love Simon's own thoughts, when he goes off on a tangent.

I'm looking forward to the next KZread channel where Pastor Simon recites the sermons of various Turbo Preachers.

@gorelegrimshank1110

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, wheres that channel? C'mon whistler and co. Get on it!

@t1t0s89

3 жыл бұрын

Don't give him ideas!

@LtColShingSides

3 жыл бұрын

@@t1t0s89 or make it a mini series on Business Blaze! That channel isn't even about Business.

@t1t0s89

3 жыл бұрын

@@LtColShingSides well, those "pastors" do have a nice business so perhaps this is a good idea 😋

@SAMnELLA-1

3 жыл бұрын

I'm 100% atheist but I'd watch that shit just to get my Simon fix. He's better than cocaine. I've never laughed until cried on coke. But I definitely think I'm a Simon junkie.

I swear to god, fire and brimstone churches are for people too repressed to admit they’re into BDSM.

@sarahmeacheam7517

3 жыл бұрын

Oh my God I can't stop laughing!

@deanheard1805

3 жыл бұрын

Perfect

@sandeman1776

3 жыл бұрын

"BURRRRRN ME, DADDY!"

@MistressYoko

3 жыл бұрын

*wheezing laughter* oh my god

@Glory_inthe_3rd77

3 жыл бұрын

@@deanheard1805 I know right? LOL how dare anybody tell me I'm doing something wrong I'll do what I want to when I want to how I want to hell or not I'll tell God when I see him ( YOU ) ?

Well done as always, Simon, Callum & Jen!!

When you binge every Simon Whistler channel regularly during your lonely night shift job and are depressed that you’ve run out of new content only to suddenly remember that one channel you’ve forgotten for the last two weeks! 🥳 Also... definitely had to check after hearing “Margherita Pizza versus the devil.”

Greetings from Switzerland! We have a lot of crazy people in our tiny country!

@ixion567

3 жыл бұрын

Hopp Schwiiz! 😃

@SAMnELLA-1

3 жыл бұрын

Hey there's a little crazy everywhere 😈. Hello from Canada.

I feel that this was supposed to be one of their "short" episodes, but Simon's preamble and observations inevitably stretched it into a full length episode.

@James-co2nb

3 жыл бұрын

I think so too, however...whenever he manages to do a short one I'm equal parts surprised and disappointed that it wasn't a full length one.

13:35 Excellent impersonation. You are a regular Rich Little!🤣🤣🤣

This one was particularly interesting. I'd like to hear more stories like it please.

The Southern Preacher voice has me 💀💀💀😂 Please do this often!!!!

To be real. I have studied religion to desided my beliefs. One of the definitive moments for me was the sentence "Don't worry this is all apart of God's plan!" (Side note I had just been through a violent and savage attack by 5 individuals and was recovering from it.) So my logic was if this is his plan F that I would rather hug tree's and pray to mother nature! Been Wiccan ever since.

@brigidtheirish

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah... That's possibly the *worst* oversimplification of Christianity possible. Humans have free will. We can act against God's plan. He'll use our actions to bring out something good, but that doesn't mean He *planned* for someone to do something scuzzy.

@Faymysticreations

3 жыл бұрын

@@brigidtheirish this is true. However I was 12 and had just been severely traumatized let alone the physical damage. The person in question told me that all that had happened to me was because I was a sinner and didn't go to church enough. That he sent those men to drug and rape me to teach me the importance of being a God fearing woman and that all I had to do was pray for forgiveness and all would be alright. Like I said it was a very forming experience. So I keep my happy little whichy pegan but to myself and pray for peace harmony and strive to do no harm to others. I will never be a "Christian" But it also doesn't mean that I don't believe in God. You do not have to be Christian to believe in God.

@brigidtheirish

3 жыл бұрын

@@Faymysticreations Good grief. Honestly can't blame you for that reaction. People like that are a *nightmare.* Hope you've managed to recover despite that person's efforts to the contrary.

@troubledwaters7441

3 жыл бұрын

Blessed be :)

@stevenschnepp576

3 жыл бұрын

@@brigidtheirish The problem with the argument is that an omniscient deity would know what those humans with free will would do with their free will, and still chose to create a universe in which they did that.

Excellent production as always Simon, Callum and Jen!!!🙏👏👻

I've listened to this on Spotify. You seem to upload on there quicker 😊 Perfectly timed for my journey home from work.

I like how Phil freaking Collins made fun of the televangelists that one time... 😄

@crispytoast6936

3 жыл бұрын

Jesus He Knows Me...same album as I Can't Dance

8:10 I'll explain the draw of fire and brimstone cults: those in the cult feel like they're better than everyone else because everyone else is going to burn in hell while the cult members get to do the afterlife I told you so.

Oh wow I'm new but these are just wonderful!

Callum is an amazing writer and I have a case suggestion that I would love for him to take a look at. The murder of Kim Wall, a case from Denmark.

“Give me all your money and I’ll save you from Jesus!” Sounds pretty accurate of what they’re actually doing…leading people AWAY from Jesus lol

@YeeSoest

3 жыл бұрын

No no, they're taking the sinful money away from them as "a camel shall pass through the hole of a needle before a rich man passes the gates of heaven" See, they're martyrs basically, taking one for the team ;)

@dekishajones282

3 жыл бұрын

The Bible lead ppl away! Critical thinking leads people away, lack of indoctrination leads people away. Finding out that there are more sky daddies than the one you were given by your parents leads people away. People can be moral without a sky daddy

@QuantumBoogaloo

2 жыл бұрын

@@dekishajones282 I am a nerdy, religious engineer. I had a crisis of faith years ago before I started college, because I wasn’t sure if I believed in god. But then after a really tough year I felt a god-given peace that changed my life. Now, critical thinking and my love of science only strengthens my faith, because my word the natural world is beautiful and I’m grateful to god for giving it to us. Obviously you can be moral without sharing my exact faith. Can’t believe I needed to even say that.

@dekishajones282

2 жыл бұрын

@@QuantumBoogaloo you don’t have to say that to me, you need to say that to Christians! I am not having a crisis of faith. But thank you for your comment

Yes the famous quote from Jesus “Blood for the blood god!”

@proto-geek248

2 жыл бұрын

Well, a lot of it has been spilled in his name so . . .

@marcusreading3783

2 жыл бұрын

If you actually read the Bible, that might not be entirely inaccurate. I mean, Yahweh did start out as the Hebrew patron deity and was a god of War and Storms, so him being a bloodthirsty maniac is in keeping. Fun fact, in the original Babylonian pantheon that the Hebrews worshiped, the deity that would become the God of the Bible was Ishtar. Who was the Goddess of war, sex and political power. Kinda wish some of that managed to leak through. Maybe the world would be a happier place if Christianity was spread through some good old fashioned shagging instead of murder and screaming.

@konradcurze939

2 жыл бұрын

......are you saying my brother was a holy man?..interesting

Simon's impersonation of Ben Kingsley from Iron Man 3 is quite impressive!

This absolutely keeps me going. I’ve been watching for about a month now and I will spread the gospel of Simon! Simon, sir you kick ass.

Hello from Switzerland here. I have actually not heard this story before. So that was quite interesting. As for your pronunciations of all the fun swiss names and words: I couldn't stop laughing about how badly you butchered almost everything. It was hilarious. 😂 I think my favourite was your rendition of "Jaggli". Loved it! Another very entertaining episode. Absolute Legend!!

@TrullaDerBergzwerg

3 жыл бұрын

Totally agree 😄 hilarious 👍

Thank you for the Life of Brian reference!

Best show ever after the Blaze !!!!! Love to the team !!!! Great job everyone !!!

Love the south American preacher accent Simon, I was on the floor 😂😂

"South American Preacher" LMAO

@salahudinbinalla804

3 жыл бұрын

hey Mr whisler pls see alexander komin case kzread.info/dash/bejne/Y4OD2Zutaa3elM4.html and make a casual Criminalist ...its a very unique story with barley any info on it... will you conisider ...pls up vote

@ginashemeth7708

3 жыл бұрын

Umm did Alabama up sticks and move to Brazil?

My grandmother was a major fundamentalist who thought I was being corrupted by the devil. So I would do things like speak in toungs all the time just to freak her out. Just so everyone knows, I babbled in a mix of nonsense, Latin and Arabic.

“Isn’t that a thing that we made up” Isn’t it all things that we made up?

@proto-geek248

2 жыл бұрын

Yup.

Thanks for the heads up on “ For all Mankind” , love all your channels, excited to get your opinion on entertainment videos and series.....

I think Simon could have a promising career as a southern televangelist if the KZread thing doesn’t work out

@amandajones661

3 жыл бұрын

I thought he was already a KZread evangelist. 😂

Your Southern is hilarious, sounds like a British pirate. Lol

@reg4211

3 жыл бұрын

Yes i thought so too!

@followersofyeshuahamashiac462

3 жыл бұрын

Lol! 🤣🤣🤣

My mom's line was always "Jesus said love one another, not judge one another." I'm not too religious, but I'll be following that one, instead.

@stevenschnepp576

3 жыл бұрын

The verse "judge not, lest ye be judged" is only quoted in part. The other part makes it clear you're not supposed to be a hypocrite, not that you're not supposed to judge.

Speaking a bit faster today: I LOVE it!! Most people speak slowly enough to catch a nap and miss absolutely nothing!!

'Oh, this is from the past!' - now I'm looking forward to the episodes covering crimes from the future ;) Also, just want to say I've loved watching this channel develop and find it's vibe over the last few months. It's been awesome watching it evolve (though the script and narration were stellar from the get go).

@AM-kr4pv

3 жыл бұрын

Minority report true crime!

Just tuned in! Can't wait for the "AM I RIGHT PETER MEME'S!"

@jamesdreads7828

3 жыл бұрын

OG, legendary

Can you do one on "Order of the Solar Temple"

Simon's "South American Preacher" voice. OMG. Loved it.

This username used to be ironic but now that I've heard Simon's Southern Preacher Voice, I think he might really have what it takes

“Why would people want fire and brimstone preaching?” as a writer, people want what they’re used to dressed up in a costume they don’t recognize.

@ChrisD4335

3 жыл бұрын

maybe you just don't have good original ideas

@oscaranderson5719

3 жыл бұрын

@@ChrisD4335 ideas are different from social dynamics. social dynamics only come in so many flavors; combining them right is what makes you a good cook.

@noone3216

2 жыл бұрын

Well put

Simon you're great love the channels your associated with hope life is treating you well

A case that would make a good episode is Tsutomu Miyazaki, the japanese Albert Fish

What a twist. I cant believe she's not the messiah!

Dammit Simon I was up to date for a whole three hours! Bloody Southerner... 😆 Before you ask what I did in those three hours: Geographics. Keep up the good work squire!

@salahudinbinalla804

3 жыл бұрын

hey Mr whisler pls see alexander komin case kzread.info/dash/bejne/Y4OD2Zutaa3elM4.html and make a casual Criminalist ...its a very unique story with barley any info on it... will you conisider ...pls up vote

Simon you had a ball on this one. Lol. Thanks i needed that

I enjoyed this with far more mirth than I probably should have. Simon you are hilarious. Loved it.❤️