from Guildford, Surrey, England, Marcus Brigstocke

The Train bit made me have flash backs of George Carlin... An enjoyable experience.

Soo good :D Thankyou for uploading it :)

You can't beat a good rant

I still chuckle about your username ;)

thanks, u have been very kind... May I ask u if u got the part 0:22 - 0:29? Thi is for school.

I think he says "An English lady down there: 'Yes, if they want independence, I'll bloody dig them a trench. How dare they.'"

More rants!!!!

first time i've ever seen a video with one view on it's view count

Hi...I need your help again...What does he say from 0:51 to 0:56 and from 1:00 to 1:08

I made me own ticket XD

JUST SAY LEEDS !!!!!

I thought "Celtic Tyger" referred to IRELAND economy, Don't you?

Don't bother asking Paul if he smokes. He doesn't...

0:16..what does he say??

BEARD. BEARD.

Yes he says "I give it two weeks before you come crawling over the border going 'we've not got anything to eat'".

MB

The tiger has had two kids

*You're

You make the rest of us look bad.

Wh... what?

'Love coming up here to Scotland, I was going to get the train up here but because when I was five I didn't know I'd grow up to be a comedian and I missed out on the advanced saver fare. Why are people who book in advance getting a discount? They've got efficiency going for them, I'm a chaotic prick I need help.' Sorry if this is a bit late.

a bit of injected humour would have been nice.

Anyone remember when he was funny?

This is poor.