MANUFACTURE THIS: Toilet Paper
This is a doco I made as my final project for a Diploma in Television Production at Aoraki Polytechnic. It's only the second doco I've ever made. We had to come up with a 5 part TV series but we only had to film the first episode. I hope you enjoy :)
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Bet they are making a lot of money in 2020 !
@damonabets3779
4 жыл бұрын
Workdove I bet ya
@ghostflames1501
4 жыл бұрын
With this coronavirus I bet they are getting overwhelmed!!
The young woman at the end, I had to laugh when she said the toilet is no place to be neat...Ummmmm bet after she had little ones, she will be second thinking that one! When I was young probably six or seven one evening after we ate dinner, my Daddy asked us kids to remain at the table he wanted to ask us some questions. He started with me how many sheets of as he called it commode paper I used when I passed my water in the front, and right after asked me how many sheets I used to pass the solid in the back? (BOL All us kids used to laugh behind his back when he referred to peeing and pooping as passing the front and back items) Any way I told him maybe three sheets for peeing and about four to six to wipe after pooping. He smiled, his next question was did I fold or did I bunch up the commode paper, to which I said I fold. He then asked my two sisters, the same questions he asked me about front and back, then he asked my oldest sister who was 17yrs at the time, how many sheets she used when she had her monthly, at the time I didn't know what a monthly was, and remember thinking she goes several times a day into the bathroom not monthly. Any way she blushed and said as politely as she could, that was not really his concern, what else did he want to know like how many sheets she used to wrap her sanitary items with. He didn't skip a beat, he said exactly that was my next question. My sister looked at him red faced and said to the first question, four or five sheets and probably ten to twenty sheets to wrap her things up. She also said I am a folder by the way. He then asked the other sister, and she just answered like this was something we talked about all the time. My oldest brother said, since he didn't wipe after passing water, he used eight to ten sheets for pooping. The other brother said the same thing. I don't know what made me ask Daddy this question, but I asked how come you don't want to know about their monthly? He just smiled and said boys did not have that. At that point he told us kids that the commode paper was disappearing way too fast, so we needed to use less. He explained that at the PX (military post exchange store) the month previous the commode paper went up in price and if he had to pay more, then we would use less. Daddy was in the Air Force. In 1963 our family used Swanee toilet paper, which was about .25 for two rolls, he usually bought three packs, which cost him around $1.50 That year they raised the price to .35 for two rolls so now he paid out $2.10 for 6 rolls. He told all of us how much we should be using to keep from wasting the toilet paper.
@uhclem
4 жыл бұрын
Imagine how much money he'd have saved if y'all had had a bidet in your water closet.
What is that big paper called i have been searching it but they only show me small tissue
Nice bathroom set decoration!
the music is so annoying
excellent video joe from California USA ..
please name of this machine winding, what is brand of this machine rewinding?
Interesting to see how it is done in different countries. In the US the paper mill is at the same plant that makes TP. That way any waste can be recycled in plant, no need to ship it off. I am surprised they don't sell those end cuts. They would still be usable. For a college project this was well done. I didn't like the music, the opening skit, the surveys or interviews but I really enjoyed the factory tour. In spite of my minor criticisms I gave ya a thumbs up.
I have a new found respect for toilet paper!
who supplys the glue mixture? lol
I like the classical music.
Love it!
1:05 I wouldve gotten my cell out and made a phone call lol
Don't know how that guy was running so fast if he was prairie doggin it. Every time I'm prairie dogging, I walk like a penquin until I get to a toilet. Then I pull a trucker and make it look like a truck stop
Covid 19 toilet paper surge
@ghostflames1501
4 жыл бұрын
Andy Phung lol
I need to start this business in my country. Where can get the machinery?
THE IDEA IS GREAT. HAHAHA
The banned soundtrack from command & conquer.
Why not use the off cuts for the fund raisers
Yes
Read the historical novel Tai-Pan, set in Hong Kong when the British empire still existed and when the Scottish were among the most prolific traders, to read about the origins of toilet paper. As I recall, Clavell said that toilet paper was invented by the Chinese. That's not too surprising. The Chinese invented pulp-based paper in the Second Century AD., according to Wikipedia and other sources that pre-exist Wikipedia.
what is the name of that classical music,please. Thanks
@BRUTUALTRUTH
10 жыл бұрын
t moviegem22 Many thanks for the research and now I have it - that has saved me hours looking for it Cheers - very much appreciated :)
@hyedenny
3 жыл бұрын
Handel's Water Music: Third movement of Suite #2 in F major
Too long and silly at the beginning, especially the seemingly, minute long, "Noooooooo!"
Curti seu video,trabalhei maior parte do meu com rebobinadeira conversão de rolão toalha e papel higiênico.
How much a paper towel in manufacturing cost
@fangjenny4442
5 жыл бұрын
Hello, we produce high qulity toilet paper machine. baby diaper machine , napkin paper machine and so on. If you are interested in it, please send me email to Jenny@dcmachine.com or add my whatsapp 0086 18159289872
The loud music is uncalled for.
This place has got nothing on Kimberly Clark
@kenjimac2211
4 жыл бұрын
This is true
I hate businesses too cheap to pay for multiple toilet paper. The single ply stuff tears off before one has had a chance to pull out enough pieces.
Hello, I am high school student and my main subject is filmmaking. Right now I am working on a school project in which I would like to use a part of your video. I am from the Czech Republic and I don't have any access to a toilet paper plant and you have really nice shots. It's only for study reasons, there won´t be any profit from the video. Could I please use your shots (only about 5 seconds) in my project? And of course you can be sure that I mention in it that these shots are yours.
@simonemark4095
5 жыл бұрын
Go ahead lol
@jonburrows2684
4 жыл бұрын
Sure, you have my permission
can some body tell what brand of machines are used in this vedio
@QueenlySweetpea
8 жыл бұрын
Why ??
@djangbang7547
7 жыл бұрын
I guess it's the wipetronic 2000 Mark III. But why? You'll go bankrupt in India, selling toilet paper.
2 ply?? What animals 😷😂 I only use 3 ply and above
Hey, do you work for Kimberley Clarke/Andrex now? They pinched your idea and used it in a major UK advertising campaign, get in touch please...
@lifeisgem
9 жыл бұрын
simon edge Hi, do you have a link to their advertisement please? Thanks.
@simhamednejar5669
8 жыл бұрын
eti
couldn't clean the floor?
Is no one making TP out of any other fiber? Grasses, bamboo, wheat straw...?
@JoeDuanPaperMachinery
8 жыл бұрын
grass bamboo wheat straw is all ok for paper making
@alanthomas4232
4 жыл бұрын
You wouldn't want to use it if they did. It's a very precise formulation. Other fibers would be even more expensive.
In India they used their left hand and still do. There actually a UN funded advert that is shown on Indian TV showing them how to use a toilet and to do their business in the toilet not the road or a train track.
@QueenlySweetpea
8 жыл бұрын
How disgusting, remind me to avoid any food prepared by East Indians ..
@djangbang7547
7 жыл бұрын
Left-handers must have a hard life in India
Are you from New Zealand
i need that machine how can i get that machine
@leebrown486
6 жыл бұрын
gibson butawu moloi you have a spare million?
@leebrown486
6 жыл бұрын
sorry I should say spare few million
@matomeramathoka7911
3 жыл бұрын
How much? Just an estimation.
when I was a kid in the 50s my dad would sit on the toilet smoking and reading the newspaper. He was adamant about not using to much bathroom tissue. He would use just 3 squares and then he would separate the plys ... needless to say none of us kids followed his routine ....true story.
@PaperPackingMachines
3 жыл бұрын
Great job!
@bollockjohnson6156
2 жыл бұрын
Liar! I am your father. Stop telling lies you fool.
I wipe with my fingers then lick the chocolate off.
12:30 " *five more planted for every 1 tree cut down* "........ Funny...
@kenjimac2211
4 жыл бұрын
It's true in Arkansas USA, I used to plant those trees.
is that Angel soft
is this made in New Zealand
@jonburrows2684
4 жыл бұрын
It must be, because we can't get none in the u.s. we're all having to use hand towels or shower immediately after
@lifeisgem
2 жыл бұрын
Hi yes it was
Lol I googled how its done good video
Make my own baby wipes, which I also use for everyone else including myself. I also just wash up with a little bucket that we have been using since we lived in the Philippines. My family did not believe in toilet paper. only one we got to America. Toilet paper still leaves you dirty. The whites are good, they're made out of paper towel but since I make them myself I know what is in them. And they're good for being outside.
Fine view with no sound.
We can be thankful for toilet paper. Just think of the cost in making it.
I use a whole roll at one time, I weigh 450 pounds
@markbrown3484
8 жыл бұрын
+Danny VanHoose Try a garden hose.
@caryschellie2969
5 жыл бұрын
Wow
@jonburrows2684
4 жыл бұрын
No wonder we can't find none. Lard ass is hoarding and using it all
hold on this was made in 2012
Wats the total cost of Installing a tissue paper making plant
@machinerymanufacture
9 жыл бұрын
nyakonyu gikonyo can you send me mail we will send you offer.thank you .
@nyakonyugikonyo5278
9 жыл бұрын
gikomwa79 @gmail.gom
@blackonegamer63
9 жыл бұрын
Total cost of tissue paper making plants minimum 1carore rupies
@ibisokuhnlein9796
8 жыл бұрын
+wang da group could you send me the cost of installation and how much this machine cost to provide it in West Africa? Email me: ibbatubo@hotmail.com
@DarrenPan
8 жыл бұрын
+Ibiso Kuhnlein Hello,This is Darren Pan from China,we could provide you toilet paper machine. I have sent you a mail about toilet paper making machines. You can reply me by darren@fjxinyun.cn Best regards Darren Pan
"The average person spends 3 years on the toilet over the course of a lifetime." Assuming the average lifespan of 74 years, that's over 58 minutes per day sitting on the crapper. Someone either needs to rethink their math, or invest in some laxatives.
Can I have a jumbo roll?
FOLDERS thumps up..
@markpettigrew3482
8 жыл бұрын
+Aristos Christodoulou Scrunching may be the fastest, but folding makes more sense if one wants to be absolutely sure that the part that picks up the poop doesn't touch one's hand. Yes, you still have to wash your hands, but why make things harder than they have to be?
had to mute the audio
W.O.W.
even if you use toilet paper it still leaves you with a dirty ass. Ya'll gota use WATER you clean your behinds.
@Danny-jb6pg
8 жыл бұрын
nobody is gonna smell your arse except you
@QueenlySweetpea
8 жыл бұрын
+Danny VanHoose .. and nobody ( who uses a bidet ) is going to have swamp water & sweat mixture along with toilet paper residue smeared around your arse and walking around like that except you ..
3:21 King Kong's special order.
@Al_the_great89
6 жыл бұрын
Yeaaaaaaaaaaah
Hello. We are an industry that we sell toilet paper, paper towel, facial paper, etc. We are interested in buying virgin or recycled pulps for processing the products in our conversion plant. The purchase projection is 100 reels per month, please send quotation for both types of virgin pulp and recycled paper coils, including freight placed here in Tipitapa, Managua.
@Federico-fd5xf
6 жыл бұрын
Hello, may I ask You your email address? I've tried in vain to contact you with private message, Thanks
Well,
بسیار خوبش
@saderahmed3819
8 жыл бұрын
afZ cooking
Its corona time
Jawatan kosong di Nibong Tebal Paper Mill
2017?!?
@amandasanetrik4916
4 жыл бұрын
Just wait till you catch up to 2020 lol
@jonburrows2684
4 жыл бұрын
@@amandasanetrik4916 had she known in 17 what we know now, she'd bought a whole closet full
That's a whole lot of arse-wipes !
Where is the quality control lab? In the bathroom, you fool?????
Your video is good . . . . . . . Music, not so much
That’s is funny
I like your recording style how you lower the music to speak and not yell over it
The loud fast music makes the narrator sound even more boring.
That ass music tho
I didn't know anyone would fold it??? I always scrunch it.
Could have done without the first minute of the video...
Horrible background music. Had to turn the sound off. Secondly, it doesn't show how the actual paper is manufactured, just how incoming big rolls are made into small rolls. But the camera work is good. No complaints about that.
@alanthomas4232
4 жыл бұрын
The paper industry is pretty secretive about its equipment. A senior manager was fired for taking a selfie in front of the machine in a new mill I helped start up.
whats the story with the continous annoying music??
The topic of the video is wrong .. u have to name it : how to cut and packaging the big rolls of tissue paper to toilet paper .. Coz u never show us how the paper make from zero
that's about the worst background music i ever heard. not appropriate for a documentary. the narration is not that good either. i hope you do better in your next production. you still have a lot to learn...
Music 🎧 is annoying
This is why people has no jobs! Unfortunately. Everything made by machines and robots! Sad future for our kids !!!
@rmarino4471
7 жыл бұрын
samkoblos I make toilet paper. the retards in the current generation wouldn't last a week
@zimuust1387
7 жыл бұрын
you paid less for the work they do
@joshualeshnick9974
7 жыл бұрын
Actually, I disagree with your statement. I am an engineering student studying things like these. Machines and robots making things does put the people who work the assembly line out of work, yes. BUT, think about all the additional jobs that these machines create. The person who repairs them, designs them, builds them, safety inspects them, etc. People have to adapt. A VHS repairman years ago probably would've lost his job when the DVD or Blu Ray player came out, so that means if he wants a job, he has to LEARN how to fix a Blu Ray player now. If anything, these machines are brightening the future. Forcing the future generations to think harder and bigger.
@fer10190
5 жыл бұрын
I agree. That's why it is our duty as citizens to fight for a future where our kids can work in factories again!! Nothing like a good ol' 12hr shift to teach them a lesson.
@Usammityduzntafraidofanythin
5 жыл бұрын
Now they can sit on their asses. *Excellent!*
The first part of the video is unnecessary
VERY, VERY annoying background music
The background music is fking horrible
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2 жыл бұрын
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Music sucks, could not watch.