Like the old saying goes ‘In England they’ll hang you for stealing a loaf of bread but if you steal a kingdom they’ll make you a prince’

@anthonyscully2998

2 ай бұрын

If you steal a loaf of bread you will be sent to bondi

@ZOOTSUITBEATNICK1

2 ай бұрын

pretty much like every other damn country

@norm7897

2 ай бұрын

It was the same in USSR

@beltigussin81

2 ай бұрын

If you can steal a kingdom you are a prince.

@user-rr4xq7ni9i

2 ай бұрын

Takes more effort to steal a kingdom

"... drinking caviar and eating supermodels" is permanently burned into my memory now.

@orangeheartguy

Ай бұрын

Yesssss... I had to play that part back agsin to make sure i didn't mishear! 😂😂😂

*SHE IS NOT WRONG THOUGH IS SHE...???*

@user-hr4oy9xu2w

3 ай бұрын

NO she ain't.

@ecohipster7724

3 ай бұрын

very true

@GG-hi5if

3 ай бұрын

She is wrong.

@AshwinRamdin

3 ай бұрын

The government needs to stop benefits. People need to start working for a living and stop being laze and entitled.

@mcjs8640

3 ай бұрын

​@@AshwinRamdinPlease tell me how I can work instead of claiming benefits. After 25 years of working as a teacher, (paying all my contributions,) I became severely disabled because of a brain injury. Doctors say if I work it could affect me very badly, but also I can't work because I can't learn anything new, (anterograde amnesia,) have extremely limited mobility and get severe sensory overload if I am anywhere where there is background noise. Loud noises cause hyperacusis, (pain in the head.) I also can't concentrate on anything for more than fifteen minutes at a time. Every morning when I wake I am extremely disorientated for around two hours. What would you advise? I loved my job and I still miss it after 8 years of being disabled. I am sure there are people who could work but don't, but many people actually cannot work. I hope you never find yourself in such a position. I never wanted to go on benefits - I had a well paid job that I spent years qualifying for.

Her acting style and comedic delivery make me so happy.

Looking after a ladder for a friend sounds about right

@joker0206

2 ай бұрын

I’m looking after a ladder for a builder. They were doing some work on the houses on my street. Asked if he could leave it in my garden untill tomorrow. Said yeah no problem. That was about a year and a half ago at least 😂😂 did start to wonder if it had been a joke on the apprentice, hiding his ladders. Either way, I have ladders.

@kyleanuar9090

2 ай бұрын

I never got mine back as friend lookin for it had affair and ran off...

best monologue I've ever been blessed to hear

@whirlwhind666

3 ай бұрын

try ned beatty in network

The bird in the hair always works.

@selbst105

3 ай бұрын

what is about the bird in the hair? is this a british joke? help me to understand it! :D

@one2greentree

3 ай бұрын

It’s based on a common apparently British insult, comparing someone’s hair to a birds nest. It’s not normally used in a harsh way, more just making fun of someone’s appearance

@selbst105

3 ай бұрын

@@one2greentree hello! i thank you for explaining to me. :)

@janewright2800

3 ай бұрын

​@@selbst105it's not normal to have a bird nesting in your hair. Simple as that

@nineteenfortyeight6762

3 ай бұрын

I'll bear it in mind 😊

lol Prince Phillip assassinating Lady Di 🤣🤣

Only billionaires or rich people with lobbyists can get away with making money and not claiming it.

😂😂😂😂 this is pure comedy gold. Love Diane Morgan

Next time I go down to the Jobbie I am putting a parrot on my shoulder

@jeffrey.p.thornton

2 ай бұрын

"I'm not a pirate - I'm a privateer!"

She is not wrong.

The Hitler moustache was a nice touch.

A bird in the hair is better than 2 in a bush, I guess😂

Drinking caviar and eating supermodels 😂😂🤣

Got to love Diane Morgan ! She is sooooo funny!

This is exactly why I take it with a grain of salt when people talk about "benefit scroungers". Doing something like occasional paid babysitting can be enough to have someone legally branded as a someone who "doesn't need the benefits" coz "look, they're working!". Only 2.7% of people on benefits are considered not to need them, but even out of that 2.7% it wouldn't surprise me if many of them were in a similar situation to mandy here (Edited as it previously said "2%", but the statistic on fraudulent benefits claimants is 2.7%, so rounding down to 2 is a little inaccurate)

@nakkadu

3 ай бұрын

Where do you get the 2 percent figure from?

@dolphinloser6546

3 ай бұрын

@@nakkadu the DWP Report: "Fraud and Error in the Benefit System for the Financial Year ending 2023" reported that Overpayments Due To Fraud in 2022/2023 accounted for 2.7% of benefit expenditure. I actually made a minor mistake in my comment - I got mixed up between the statistic for total fraud percent calculated (2.7% as mentioned above) and the statistic for fraud percent related to false reporting of self-employed income (2.3%). So rounding up from 2.7, the actual sentence should be "Only about 3% of people on benefits are considered not to need them". Not that these two numbers are very different, but still, 3% is slightly more accurate

@nakkadu

3 ай бұрын

@@dolphinloser6546 Ok so that's people who have been found to be fraudulent. You said people who "don't need the benefits" which is different. I personally witness people on benefits who are perfectly capable of working, I also know of many people who use the benefits system and who have plenty of disposable income; I believe these are the people referred to as "scroungers" rather than the actual criminals who defraud the system.

@dolphinloser6546

3 ай бұрын

@@nakkadu the DWP criteria for fraudulent benefit claimants is if a claimant asks for and receives benefits and then it turns out they don't need them.

@nakkadu

3 ай бұрын

@@dolphinloser6546 the DWP criteria for fraudulent benefit claimants is if a claimant asks for and receives benefits and then it turns out they aren't entitled to them. Everything I said still stands.

His moustache though… 😂

That's not her real ladder. It's her step ladder.

Mandy telling it how it is! ❤😂

So glad I found this show. Diane Morgan is a powerhouse.

I love the flammable looking silver jacket in this. She’s absolutely right too!

Less people to claim benefits means more money in corrupt pockets.. If every person worked and didn't claim, they'd still take even more taxes and hand contracts to their chums. How can you fraudulently claim your own money back? That's a brain teaser.

Stunning hair-piece.

I need the full series on KZread again 😭😭

@christopherneale823

2 ай бұрын

BBC iplayer 👋🏽

@TheVoiceinTheDarkness

2 ай бұрын

​@@christopherneale823only if you're in the Uk

We need new series of this. The BBC need to bring Mandy back!

@AtheistOrphan

13 күн бұрын

The last series on BBC2 only ended a few weeks ago!

Shes spot on actually. Funny aswell as true.

Mandy is the light of my life.

Lol the bird in the hair 🤣🤣🤣

@piccalillipit9211

3 ай бұрын

Didle din din din ding

@andygilbert1877

3 ай бұрын

Taking in a lodger, that’s taxable income! 😂

@rachaelrehm6681

3 ай бұрын

That proper creased me lol. I emptied my steroid inhayler 🤣🤣 xx

I could listen to her narrate War & Peace and I'd hang on to every word.

British comedy😂😂😂😂😂😂 Always Top tier 😂😂😂

She’s bloody right

Is this in a parallel universe to afterlife?? 😂

mandy for PM

Mandy: Anti-capitalist icon

@patagualianmostly7437

2 ай бұрын

Grow up. Without capitalists there would be no illegal immigrants. Why do you think they keep coming? The snag is: YOU are paying for them.

I was wondering why this is was on my home page. She’s not wrong

The Bird in her hair 🐦 🐦 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I love her and the dialogues😅 and the 🐦 in her bun...😅

That's him told. Nice one, Mandy 😅

Drinking caviar and eating supermodels 😂

Nice to see Waterboy and hear his beautiful voice.

Certainly got him in a flutter.

I say this nearly every day, then LOL, here it is being announced by the lovely Mandy ❤😂🎉

Genius cast. The Hitler moustache cracked me up too.

"Draud Fotline" Mandy is the best. Diane Morgan can do no wrong. "Don't try and distract me you petit-bourgeois stooge"

Love Mandy❤❤❤ need more please

Aww, little birdie must've got into her hair while she was fixing the church roof

The Hitler moustache is rather apt.

"Doing caviar and eating models" 😂

We need MORE Mandy!!!

I knew it was Prince Phillip!

@RosalindBurridge-dg6cy

2 ай бұрын

Always thought it was Queenie. She did bail out sweaty but does not sweat prince Andrew for 12 million to a girl he never met. So the mind boggles on the truth.

@Azulakayes

2 ай бұрын

Me too...He always had an assassin look about him.

Just fabulous!

The bird in her hair 😭🤣🤣🤣

She makes some very good points..lol

This so fantastic

The bird 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Mandy is my absolute favorite ❤

"petit bourgeious stooge " ...."jumped up little knobhead" in english lol

@user-yh4fr1tt1c

3 ай бұрын

or just a normal bloke doing his job

Love mandy!😅The truth teller!

Speak for the people, Mandy!

Mandy a mirror on the World. Morgan’s delivery is spot on.

She is absolutely right!

I wish we could watch Mandy in the US.. I have watched all the KZread videos and it is funny as hell...I would binge all 3 seasons...

I love her 😭

Dear BBC, andRishi Sunak: job centre double plus minuses don't look like this, and you don't get privacy. Though the 'work coach' is pretty accurate.

The ladder made me laugh

Excellent 👍

Except in reality the security would detain her until the police arrived.

First 10 minutes of episode one were bad but this is great so ill ty again!

Oh don't we just love her?

Cheers me up no end 😅😅😅😅

No one’s mentioned his tasche.

Mandy ❤️‍🔥

Eating supermodels?

Preach, Mandy!

It’s mental this whole debate 😢 proper mental

I live for her

I love the Cunk!

Draud 😂😂😂😂😂

Very nice

Yep, that's true...

Brilliant

Is that Jeremy Hunt

Mandy is already a national treasure.

@PinoyBowlerGS92

2 ай бұрын

Mandy and Philomena Cunk are national treasures. Diane Morgan is such a legend

She absolutely nailed it, not wrong is she? 👌

tbf shes not wrong 🤣

I couldn’t focus on the skit with that moustache on his face.

Genius ❤❤❤❤

Hilarious 🤣

Bloody water boy... Man, i mean.

She the new Miranda Hart, make £14million then retire.

This is like After Life 4th Season

There's many a truth spoken in jest.

Can’t share this on Facebook as it goes against their ‘community standards’

Many a truth spoke in jest!

PAINFULLY true.

Hahahahahaha

Drawd lol

Draud fotline 🤣

This is from "Mandy", series 3 episode 4: The Career Ladder (2024)