“What are you in jail for man?” “Toilet paper Moonshine”

@FlatBroke612

4 жыл бұрын

Prison cred +14

@ThomasTheFapEngine

4 жыл бұрын

More like "What do you do in jail man?" "Make toilet paper moonshine, what else"

@litpath3633

4 жыл бұрын

most popular guy in jail lol

@bluey_heeler

4 жыл бұрын

Damn it I was gonna say that

@Xeonise

4 жыл бұрын

“And what do you drink there?” “Toilet paper moonshine”

2019: moonshine from toilet paper 2021: crystal meth from pvc plastics

@hiimryan2388

3 жыл бұрын

Cocaine from snow...

@americanben

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao what’s next marijuana from roses

@swedishhousemfia

3 жыл бұрын

top kek

@electron8262

3 жыл бұрын

2020:

@pizzapie5226

3 жыл бұрын

2020: airborne virus from bat

Hey Nile, I’m a brewer/distiller by trade. I think you might have missed out on a lot of glucose when you strained off the liquid from the toilet paper base solution. In my profession we call that first wort! And it’s usually the most concentrated with sugar!

@adamd9166

Жыл бұрын

Good call, it might be a great video for him to repeat this process using some input from brewers/distillers rather than a pure chemistry POV.

@Xlfry

11 ай бұрын

There’s no cellulose in that liquid though. Or sugar? He hadn’t added the enzyme yet

@PythonicIe

11 ай бұрын

@@Xlfry You mean glucose not cellulose, cellulose is the unbroken form of glucose so yes there was cellulose if he hadn't added the enzyme, which he hadn't so when he strained it he lost some cellulose and in turn lost glucose

@RonJohn63

11 ай бұрын

Should he have neutralized the base with something like citric acid?

@luf4rall

10 ай бұрын

@@adamd9166 Well he also tried making a cookie with only pure chemistry experience

5:00 "I was eventually left with a nice and mushy toilet paper stew" - the first time in history such words have ever been uttered.

@The-DuolingoBird

8 ай бұрын

True

@DavidJeffreson-xx7kr

2 ай бұрын

I bet it isnt

@Cynic15

Ай бұрын

he said it after i read the comment, the prophecy came true

@BigBoyPoi

Ай бұрын

I came here to tag this, but you already did it. Thank you.

@OffGridInvestor

Ай бұрын

I'm sure septic pumpers have used that phrase before

Kid eats toilet paper. *Toby, Age 3* *Alcoholic*

@AntVenom

3 жыл бұрын

I’m floored no one gave appreciation to this sick WKUK reference.

@rednax6926

3 жыл бұрын

@@AntVenom I am honored...

@davidgn40

3 жыл бұрын

@@AntVenom based Antvenom making toilet paper moonshine too?

@nebu1a441

3 жыл бұрын

@@AntVenom I wasnt the only one....

@RS88888

3 жыл бұрын

@AntVenom Did not expect to find you here

“Bartender, your finest glass of charmin please!”

@nickmorgan7375

3 жыл бұрын

How does this have this many comments but no replies?

@TheSucram729

3 жыл бұрын

@@nickmorgan7375 did u mean likes?

@markuspl4y

3 жыл бұрын

@@nickmorgan7375 had a stroke

@thatbiachecalledLoue

3 жыл бұрын

r/ihadanstroke

@crystalmckinney3151

3 жыл бұрын

I prefer Scott 🤣

32:48 Nile is living the dream of every lab worker's intrusive thoughts: drinking something from a beaker

@TrimeshSZ

6 ай бұрын

We used to keep the coffee in a jar marked "Fe(III) oxide" so it wouldn't get stolen. Then someone did steal it and tried to use it in a reaction, then wondered why it smelled like coffee.

@YourAverageInsideOutSkeleton

6 ай бұрын

He might also be dying the dream very soon if he keeps this up

@spungbopscarepans

5 ай бұрын

why not just drink the edible stuff after you’re done washing the beaker from all them chemicals

@yumonions

Ай бұрын

It's becoming harder and harder to resist

@a.karley4672

Ай бұрын

Most people who actually work in labs have some sort of "war story", frequently lethal, about drinking from beakers. Which is why we keep a set of clean 100ml beakers in the whiskey cabinet. And a Kleinstein, for giggles.

3:32 the most crucial step

@user-ws3kp7eu7h

Ай бұрын

The only one that will work 🙌

"I don't really drink often" *gulps 65% ethanol with no reaction*

@lillianstewart3721

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr he did it so calmy and almost gracefully 😂

@hiimryan2388

3 жыл бұрын

Often means like once a day so he drinks once every hour

@americanben

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@ZeCactus

3 жыл бұрын

@Fedora Man You're thinking of methanol

@wullapwullap6270

3 жыл бұрын

On the other side... after that video we had a massive toiletpaper shortage.... coincidence? Well I don’t think so

Guy: **gets arrested for making illegal moonshine** Prison cell: **has toilet paper** Guy:

@thothheartmaat2833

2 жыл бұрын

do they arrest you and send you home?

@lanejordan3142

2 жыл бұрын

His name is nile

@lanejordan3142

2 жыл бұрын

Nigel*

@kaidenbraisby6009

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t think a prison cell has all the equipment tho 😂 they’d jus have to drink all the bad shit with it 😷 they could use coffee filters tho ig to separate the main toilet paper n that

@aendra6495

2 жыл бұрын

@@kaidenbraisby6009 the chemicals and excess paper adds the flavor

Me half asleep watching Nile red "I like your funny words magic man"

16:05 "the yeast were happily eating away the sugar" made me smile for some reason :D

@alonsans

3 ай бұрын

Om nom nom I’m a happy yeast ^w^

@bread_girl_jane

Ай бұрын

oh to be a yeast cell munching on sugar and not having to worry about getting a job or owning a property

“I specifically went for the one with the fluffy kittens on it” Science

@0cramoi

4 жыл бұрын

Am scientist can confirm

@pan_man69

4 жыл бұрын

Soft kitten equals best experiment

@jackisjack9217

4 жыл бұрын

Well of course, you see the cute kittens that the toilet paper is made of gives the moonshine a distinct flavour!

@Arctic_and_The_F0X

4 жыл бұрын

This is why I love science. On one hand, it seems serious and professional. On the other... this.

@americanben

3 жыл бұрын

*professionals have standards*

Chubbyemu: A man drank toilet paper moonshine, this is what happened to his liver when he entered the ER.

@ThePhysicalReaction

4 жыл бұрын

It didn't look like he separated the methanol from the ethanol.

@cheery-hex

4 жыл бұрын

ha I literally watched a chubbymenu vid right before this!

@SnackGodd

4 жыл бұрын

I love that KZread channel but it has now made me scared to leave my house

@cr8833

4 жыл бұрын

I literally watched a Chubbyemu vid and then watched this. How did you know?! :D

4 жыл бұрын

NR is a 28 year old male presenting to the emergency room with body pain, nausea and blurred vision. He tells the admitting nurse he had spent a good portion of his life making moonshine out of toilet paper. ... and he's brought to the emergency room, where we are now. After a quick blood test, doctors identify hypolatrinariamia. Hypo - meaning high, latrinariam - meaning toiletpaper and emia - meaning presence in blood. High toilet paper presence in blood.

I loved this line: "...unlike a lot of the chemistry that I often do, there was nothing toxic or dangerous in this."

I love it when he turns some household items into edible liquids.

@RFC3514

6 ай бұрын

Better than drinkable solids.

@ZeroGravityShisha

3 ай бұрын

@@RFC3514 Still some consumable edibles left over?

_get low efficiency rates_ Nilered: "I am disappointed, but I expected this." _get high efficiency rates_ Nilered: " *_somethings wrong, I can feel it_* "

@lucyhartmann2082

3 жыл бұрын

"Just a feeling I've got Like something's about to happen"

@SusDoctor

3 жыл бұрын

**squirt**

@physicsisawesome696

3 жыл бұрын

@@lucyhartmann2082 "but I don't know what"

@mememan629

3 жыл бұрын

@@physicsisawesome696 "If that means what I think it means."

@mikey7194

3 жыл бұрын

@@mememan629 were in trouble, big trouble

“Making toilet paper moonshine” Prison inmates: *heavy breathing*

@gabrielj.rivera4668

4 жыл бұрын

@Honudes Gai ok boomer

@Metallicamilo311

4 жыл бұрын

@Honudes Gai how would they distill it?

@davek12

4 жыл бұрын

I love it, but I doubt it's viable there.

@Sub5_77

4 жыл бұрын

@@Metallicamilo311 Pants

@sjk7467

4 жыл бұрын

Gabriel J. Rivera how is this an ok boomer moment?

Fun fact: most laws only state that it is illegal to sell alcohol without a permit or licenses in most place it perfectly legal to make moonshine for personal use however if you make to much you can be bust for intent to sale

I need someone to use the boiling of the toilet paper out of context in a cooking related meme. It really radiates "bone app the teeth" energy.

@ezrakornfeld8436

Жыл бұрын

Bone apple tea. Lack toes and toddler ants. Hippo crip. I can’t think of any more.

@alexelliott8185

Жыл бұрын

@@ezrakornfeld8436 do I no u

@spikethewaterdemon4036

Жыл бұрын

@@ezrakornfeld8436 aurther write this

@cyangaeming

Жыл бұрын

Spain get the e

@user-ex7yq6xq9s

Жыл бұрын

e jack cue late

This video has aged like wine.

@ihave80hp

4 жыл бұрын

Haha

@leofluth7755

4 жыл бұрын

The fact it's only from 4 months ago though lol

@pexi86

4 жыл бұрын

If aged with wood, that would give atleast something to it already.

@thku4grace

4 жыл бұрын

More like aged like Thunderbird.

@connormaloney2180

4 жыл бұрын

Alcohol has a way of doing that

"The first batch was 98% water" So you made Bud light?

@buffaloc20

4 жыл бұрын

Harrison Scott so you made every beer ever

@Salniish

4 жыл бұрын

@@buffaloc20 wtf is 2% beer

@buffaloc20

4 жыл бұрын

Miks Salna every beer “beer is 2% to 5% alcohol by mass and is usually 2% alcohol)

@Salniish

4 жыл бұрын

Chahn20 ive yet to drink a beer thats 2%.

@toddotto8209

4 жыл бұрын

@@buffaloc20 maybe mass-produced non-craft beer

I could imagine this being the only trace of the process in which alcohol is made that aliens manage to translate, and then they start selling toilet paper alcohol as "the rarest in the market" and usually having kittens on the label.

@amykathleen2

11 ай бұрын

I don’t drink, but I might if it was made by aliens with kittens on the label.

New Job created: Toilet paper moonshine connoisseur

Her: im a cheap drunk Me: how cheap Her: hmmm, you got any Charmin

@d3lm119

4 жыл бұрын

That even more expensive

@johnathanhart2999

4 жыл бұрын

You made my day with that thanks!

@BillAnt

4 жыл бұрын

Forget the Charmin, just go with used toilet paper, to get that extra special aroma in the alcohol. That Canadian sh*t tastes the best! lol

@junkyyard2273

4 жыл бұрын

@@BillAnt Holy shit

@TheDougwoods

4 жыл бұрын

@@junkyyard2273 that's the drink's name 😂🤣

NileRed back in November: "Here's me making moonshine out of toilet paper." NileRed mid-April: "Here's me making toilet paper out of moonshine."

@darko7432

4 жыл бұрын

alchemy 100

@SCP-Dr_Bright

4 жыл бұрын

equivalent exchange

@dhilansunandabong7822

4 жыл бұрын

@CHOW Siu Hei Kendrick Ja cursed

@dry5778

4 жыл бұрын

Wait aren’t chemical reactions always reversible in some way?

@dhilansunandabong7822

4 жыл бұрын

@@dry5778 there are reversible reactions, but not all are reversible

NileRed: Is mostly serious and educational Also NileRed: 3:28

@SoftJellauw

Ай бұрын

dont get it

@shreyaspamaraju262

27 күн бұрын

@@SoftJellauw "i chose the one with the fluffy kittens on it

You really are today’s version of a “mad professor!” But I love your videos & I’ve subscribed to see more. Great job Nile. Looking forward to seeing more. 👍🇬🇧🇺🇸

little did this man know he had created the most valuable alcohol to date.

@bruhmodeactive3211

4 жыл бұрын

why not zoidberg?

@rosyyae

4 жыл бұрын

Oh god lmao

@bluethumbbuttoneek9465

4 жыл бұрын

Give it to ur ol pal zoiidberg

@gia9551

4 жыл бұрын

I’m screeeeeching lmfaooooooo the memes are just unreal in deez dark times

@XxAILASxX

4 жыл бұрын

Well we already made the most valuable carbonated water so naturally...

Now teach us how to make toilet paper out of alcohol, i desperately need that recipe.

@pepealasquid6005

4 жыл бұрын

RustyRat same

@glasstuna

4 жыл бұрын

@Samuel Skala instructions unclear. Splinters in my ass...

@ethios8928

4 жыл бұрын

Don’t we all but those idiots who take it don’t

@4RKM

4 жыл бұрын

Ze hando

@HH-sv1tb

4 жыл бұрын

fbi ZA HANDO

Im taking biochemistry this semester and I got exited when I heard Nile say about the buffer solution 🤓 I was like omg something I actually know and can be happy that I learned it ⭐️⭐️⭐️ 10:35

I love how he could’ve picked any toilet paper but chose the brand with the fluffy kittens

Hey! Lets make moonshine out of toiletpaper. First ingredient: *DRAIN CLEANER*

@mironbashelutskov5116

4 жыл бұрын

draaaain gaaaang

@patrickenos7206

4 жыл бұрын

miron keller draaaain gaaang

@PhillipTimothy

4 жыл бұрын

@@patrickenos7206 draaaain gaaaang

@tylerjames1716

4 жыл бұрын

@@PhillipTimothy draaaain gaaaang

@ohnoitsbart6387

4 жыл бұрын

Generic

Everyone here should note that this process only works if you use the toilet paper with the fluffy kittens on it. Any other toilet paper brand will not work.

@ryanr27

2 жыл бұрын

The fluffy kitten gods allow you to do this

@user-tf9hk4tq7v

2 жыл бұрын

The secret is in the kittens...

@rocketman8808

2 жыл бұрын

@@ryanr27 well that and the Charmin bears will kill you in a drive by shooting if you use their brand.

@lordpumpkinhead265

2 жыл бұрын

@@rocketman8808 Charmin doesn't fuck around with what you use their toilet paper for.

@tabsforever5692

2 жыл бұрын

Will replacing the toilet paper with a fluffy kitten work

Nile needs to be my neighbor for when the apocalypse comes. Ill pew pew people while he brews my Shine! Perfect harmony

This channel became my favorite lately

“I found putting the lid on stopped water spilling out” IQ 2,000,000

@CaTastrophy427

4 жыл бұрын

I found putting the lid on my pot of pasta didn't stop water from boiling over... IQ 0?

@oreubens

4 жыл бұрын

@@CaTastrophy427 Darn, beat me to it :-D Putting a lid on may prevent splashing, but it promotes foaming which can then escape from under the lid. So it really depends if you have a fluid that splashes more, or foams more .

@monad_tcp

4 жыл бұрын

cooking is hard, is a literal chemist

@theinternetstolemysoulbuti2740

4 жыл бұрын

@@oreubens He should have pressure cooked it, but he put a lid on a pot like a scrub.

@suprememasteroftheuniverse

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe mental retardation is common in Canada.

"Did you buy the booze for the party ? " "Yea, about that, here are 10 bags of toilet paper, have fun"

@jerrysstories711

4 жыл бұрын

I would attend the shit out of that party.

@b1ff

4 жыл бұрын

“Nah, I had a backup plan for the booze. See ya when that TP is as good as Everclear!”

@bluesap7318

4 жыл бұрын

Gunna clean my arse by shoving it up my arse.

@KilgoreTroutAsf

4 жыл бұрын

... in 4 days

@ibnyahud

4 жыл бұрын

what's cool is you can save a couple rolls for the cleanup after...

he says "to do this" the same way every time and i have recently been watching a LOT of nilered videos its gotten to the point where i can predict when its going to happen and also hear it in my head

Seriously, though? Considering the overhead and overall production costs. At higher volumes this could be probably the best version of alcohol ever. It'd mostly be like the best cheapest dorm room mixer ever.

@nicupetricas9718

Жыл бұрын

Dorm kids mixing drain cleaner and shit in their rooms? Sound about right

@antarbenson9328

Жыл бұрын

@@nicupetricas9718 I'm sure they don't just have that laying around, but if they knew that's more or less all it took to turn something like toilet paper to booze...honestly the only thing I can see being an issue is the time it takes to make.

@Ausstein

Жыл бұрын

just skipping the toiletpaper step and starting with sugar dissolved in water (which is much cheaper), this is actually quite common.

@antarbenson9328

Жыл бұрын

@@Ausstein Honey as well, actually.

@Ausstein

Жыл бұрын

@@antarbenson9328 haha true

Someone: "I drank 5 shots" Nile: "Woah, that's like 12 toilet papers" Someone: "What?" Nile: "What?"

@Wockes

4 жыл бұрын

What?

@fabiorenner777

4 жыл бұрын

imao

@FuseItAll

4 жыл бұрын

Actually, 5 shots (50ml) of 100% pure ethanol would be 5 and a half toilet papers. And 100% ethanol is impossible with distillation because ethanol is an azeotrope so can only destill to around 95.6% ethanol. But you can use molecular sieves to dry out the ethanol and get around 100%. 12 toilet papers would almost give 11 50ml 100% shots

@benadryl9192

4 жыл бұрын

FuseItAll ok nerd

@daniel4647

4 жыл бұрын

@@FuseItAll Where I'm from we call moonshine "nine six" because if it's not 96% it's basically garbage.

So this is why people are stocking up on toilet paper for the pandemic.

@inciMoawad

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly my thoughts 🤔

@mr.stealyourgirl1779

4 жыл бұрын

@@inciMoawad or they can buy a six pack of Corona

@locutusofscifi1033

4 жыл бұрын

@@mr.stealyourgirl1779 Nah, they think it will give them the corona virus.

@dgparris03

4 жыл бұрын

Earth Man you gotta get drunk even if the vendors closed

@highkeffvega4404

4 жыл бұрын

its gonna taste like shit

Every time I see a fluffy cat, i want to cuddle it

@user-rb5rn2pp1q

10 ай бұрын

Ya cats are CUTE :3

Thank you for giving us one of the best videos on the internet.

Sweet...woody...sensual. Introducing NileRed's new fragrance for men: "Eau de Toilette"

@crazycodplayer11

4 жыл бұрын

Eau de toilette papier

@parishna4882

4 жыл бұрын

@@crazycodplayer11 I'll just genetically modify my stomach to be more like that of a cows, and my large and small intestines to be fermentation chambers. That way I can just eat the toilet paper in the morning and be pissed by time I get home!

@MelTheHal

4 жыл бұрын

@@parishna4882 uhhh ok

@charstringetje

4 жыл бұрын

@@parishna4882 Maybe a fecal transplant into your own gut, to change your gut biome, could be an easy start.

@parishna4882

4 жыл бұрын

@@MelTheHal Don't tell me you've never thought of it too, even if it is just to save time in the morning!!! Oo

Nilered: I don’t really drink alcohol, nor do I like the taste *downs a shot of moonshine with a straight face*

@americanben

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@americanben

3 жыл бұрын

11th like

@ADBBuild

3 жыл бұрын

He's a chemist. He's used to drinking all kinds of chemicals, methanol being one of the more pleasant ones.

@anonanon3066

3 жыл бұрын

@@ADBBuild you really, really shouldn't drink methanol

@Myuutsuu85

3 жыл бұрын

@@anonanon3066 amen to that.

"I went for the one with the fluffy kittens on it" I think that marketing person has never been more vindicated in his life x)

i am 90% sure watching anything from this channel puts you on a list

In late 2019, he showed us how to convert early 2020 currency into mid 2021 currency.

@tao8150

3 жыл бұрын

underrated

@KnuckleHunkybuck

3 жыл бұрын

@@tao8150 Haha, I forgot I made this comment. Jesus, I hope I'm not right.

@WarpWo

3 жыл бұрын

KnuckleHunkybuck I’m just waiting for us to go back into lockdown because it seems very very likely

@KnuckleHunkybuck

3 жыл бұрын

@@WarpWo Super-strict emergency lockdown as of 30 Oct. Miracle Coronavirus cure discovered on 4 Nov.

@derealized797

3 жыл бұрын

@@KnuckleHunkybuck after mail in voting is rejected

“houses and clothes are basically made of sugar” a clothed man sits in a wooden house. is he wearing a house or living in clothes? he screams for he does not know.

@metaloopa6907

3 жыл бұрын

LMAOOO

@gallium-gonzollium

3 жыл бұрын

That- yeah.....

@nfspbarrister5681

3 жыл бұрын

Rise of mad scientist...

@meganchristensen1068

3 жыл бұрын

i would think that he is wearing a house and living in clothes.

@ryugujiken6936

3 жыл бұрын

Surprise hes a sugar baby 🤣

As a Hungarian, I'm proud of that 64% alcohol percentage.

Really cool to watch, amazing how well that worked!

the fact the fluffy kittens is on the toilet paper packaging is the most important part of this

@MikkoRantalainen

3 жыл бұрын

Turning kittens into moonshine...

@hatorihanso1238

3 жыл бұрын

🤣😂🇳🇴🤣❤️👍😀🤣😂🙏 my exact tough.

@stopaskingformynamegooglef119

3 жыл бұрын

Kitten paper moonshine $99.00 per bottle

@Epicgamer-fu5su

3 жыл бұрын

@@MikkoRantalainen r/crusedcomments

@Jempai

3 жыл бұрын

Idk that implies the kittens are for wiping your ass

Honey what are you cooking? “Oh i’m cooking toilet paper with drain cleaner”.

@griffinshorts785

3 жыл бұрын

The Meme Man mkay Save me some

@Vollification

3 жыл бұрын

**getting dragged away in a straitjacket** "But its for science!"

@itsrobb1

3 жыл бұрын

Understandable. Have a great day.

@verybuffman

3 жыл бұрын

What's your favorite drink? Toilet paper alcohol

@BobofWOGGLE

3 жыл бұрын

It's 4 in the morning, why on earth are you cooking toilet paper with drain cleaner?

This looks incredibly simple and I might try this at home

12:14 What he sees: 👍 What I see: OH HO HO HO HO HO HO

"What are you doing honey?" "Just boiling toilet paper to make moonshine."

@hex8387

4 жыл бұрын

Yeeeehaw!!

@eins.wanderer4799

4 жыл бұрын

@@hex8387 lmao

@lohphat

4 жыл бұрын

If you start hearing banjos, paddle faster.

@Selgino

4 жыл бұрын

@J Fz so thats how they make Tito's homemade vodka

"i specifically went with the one with fluffy kittens on it" This man's priorities are godly

@johnhansen6009

3 жыл бұрын

And your spelling is atrocious

@isc8900

3 жыл бұрын

@@johnhansen6009 ew, since when do people mock someone over spelling and typos?

@johnhansen6009

3 жыл бұрын

@@isc8900 it's KZread. Get over it.

@johnhansen6009

3 жыл бұрын

@@isc8900 how am I being a bigot by correcting your spelling? Like are you serious homie?

@RandomHandle837

3 жыл бұрын

@@johnhansen6009 bro he misspelled one word

I love the fact many of the steps when there was TP looked lovely and the tp squishing asmr, sleeping to that

You are one inspiring young man!!!

Next video: “Making LSD from Legos and Toothpicks”

@TheDonSapius

4 жыл бұрын

I def would need that recipe.

@Lukester1234

4 жыл бұрын

Alexander Ayers okay edgelord

@PunTimesWithNeil

4 жыл бұрын

Making lsd from ergot rye 😏

@BillAnt

4 жыл бұрын

Making LSD from Lysol (aka Lysergic Acid Diethylamide) xD

@nickhowatson4745

4 жыл бұрын

here..erowid.org/archive/rhodium/chemistry/lsd-buzz.html

“Hey, this beer tastes like actual crap."

@meezwy9652

3 жыл бұрын

dude idk why i find this so hilarious, it's 4 am here and i'm sitting in front of my pc laughing to myself about this comment :D thanks for this absolute unit of a comment haha

@americanben

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao free like from me

@alishawingert9339

3 жыл бұрын

Haha haaaaaahaa hahaha that's awesome man funny STUFF !

@helionzerx817

3 жыл бұрын

@@meezwy9652 XD Ur so happy and positive :D

@justsomeafrican5035

3 жыл бұрын

How do they know what crap taste like

Sweet demo!

Yo nice video appreciate the hard work - and earned a sub for that

"We need to go on a beer run" Random chemistry major student: "hold my bunsen burner".

@underscoredfrisk

3 жыл бұрын

Random chemistry major student: "hold my distillation apparatus I'm *not* making illicit substances ;) "

@underscoredfrisk

3 жыл бұрын

@Phil Weatherley To whom are you insulting

Me: "Professor, how can you tell this toilet paper will work?" Professor: "It has fluffy kittens on it."

@cardboardethymith3893

3 жыл бұрын

Is that a battle cat's reference

@gapetheapegod7976

3 жыл бұрын

Fluffy kittens are nessesary for brewing

@potets7707

3 жыл бұрын

Best science description ever

@Trathaal

3 жыл бұрын

Use the kittens if the paper runs out >;)

@Rarok666

3 жыл бұрын

@@Trathaal Yes

This guy would be the Walter White of the 1930s

@cortinastone

11 күн бұрын

Lol, prohibition reference

Idk why, but I like the way Nile says "batch"

From the man who gave us carbonated diamond water and uranium glass, now presents to you toilet paper moonshine

@usernotseen4911

3 жыл бұрын

and glove soda

@love2fight205

3 жыл бұрын

@@usernotseen4911 And clear wood, and metal crystals from pepto bismol.

@love2fight205

3 жыл бұрын

@@usernotseen4911 Oh and the guy that turned his own urine into a sweetener, I almost forgot about that. 🤢

@Am_Cookie2436

2 жыл бұрын

Yep, it sounds absurd... *But it's all true.*

@adissiusly

2 жыл бұрын

We'll add the diamond water to the moonshine and drink it by the uranium glass

Guy:" I wonder what the smart kid is doing right now? Probably in NASA." Smart kid:

@wendigothebot.272

4 жыл бұрын

not funny

@reckless5838

4 жыл бұрын

@@wendigothebot.272 I agree, but u didnt have to tell him that...

@Gogglesofkrome

4 жыл бұрын

Ironically he might actually have more of a resume to work with through random youtube experiments (if this channel is anything to go by) than he would if he were to go work for NASA, thanks to NDA's and all those various things. On top of that, it shows that he is flexible in his abilities, which im sure is something that is seen as potentially useful.

@thepengu1no227

4 жыл бұрын

@@Gogglesofkrome That is actually a very good point. . .

@cantsneedgaming4591

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao the smart kid just making some toilet paper moonshine boys

Instructions unclear. I drank the drain cleaner and died.

Wood alcohol is THE alcohol most responsible for blindness. My grandfather had a picture from WWII of a marine who died from it.

@nightlight0x07cc

Ай бұрын

Yes and wood alcohol is the common name for methanol, which he removed with the foreshot. The ethanol he kept was not "wood alcohol", but it was alcohol made from wood.

now I understand why paper is made of sugar cane in minecraft

@zweiblali3410

3 жыл бұрын

I guess the paper in Minecraft is based on papyrus which is an early form of paper, made out of the papyrus plant. The closest equivalent of this plant in Minecraft would be the sugar cane.

@FaZekiller-qe3uf

3 жыл бұрын

@@zweiblali3410 It was a joke

@tavanozinedinyazidabdul7471

3 жыл бұрын

@@FaZekiller-qe3uf and?

@jeebuz6627

3 жыл бұрын

FaZekiller4507 and...?

@raykarpp

3 жыл бұрын

Ohhhh

"Went with the toilet paper with the fluffy kittens on it" As would any man of culture and science would do

@FunnyMemes-dr3se

4 жыл бұрын

Why does scientists like cats so much?

@coryobrien8154

4 жыл бұрын

Now thats what i call "pussy liqour"

@OdinzEinherjar

4 жыл бұрын

Thats for PUSSIES, use Andrew, with the dogs on it, makes the hairs on your back stand up.

My man going to be doing numbers in the apocalypse

My favorite part of NileRed videos is when he handles harmful chemicals with his bare arms out, all while bits of those chemicals get everywhere

My friends: You got anything to drink? Me: I got ya covered. Do you want Cottonelle , Charmin, or Angel Soft?

@justinteehee4358

4 жыл бұрын

Scott Scotch

@randomcitizen3939

4 жыл бұрын

@@justinteehee4358 Haha..nice.

@salenebrom6476

4 жыл бұрын

Random Citizen 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@krom26

4 жыл бұрын

very good!

@peewhocantbeaimed6954

4 жыл бұрын

Rim Ream

We all know that the fluffy kittens made this whole thing possible.

@nunyabisnass1141

4 жыл бұрын

Gemista i wonder how many kittens are used to make one toilet paper roll?

@parishna4882

4 жыл бұрын

@@nunyabisnass1141 Ignore that, just ferment the kittens.

@HammyJamPants

4 жыл бұрын

Buy our brand of toilet paper! It's like wiping your ass with a cute kitten!

@MelTheHal

4 жыл бұрын

@@HammyJamPants now I just imagined it in my head

@charstringetje

4 жыл бұрын

Most of the heads are fluffy kitten byproducts

bro has taught me more than ever teacher will

@loopgodjohansen

Ай бұрын

Go back to school champ.

This man could make the most insane bong rig

"I went with glass so it looks nicer" *Wraps it in foil so you can't see it*

@pvanukoff

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah lol.

NileRed starting the process of any drink "Alright first lets add some drain cleaner"

@changelingtricks4771

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@lonewretch

3 жыл бұрын

News Reporter: zomg did you know drugs off the streets are made with draino and broken glass. Organic Chemist: yes.

@Desertscorpion116

3 жыл бұрын

Kb+i=kirb

@chosentonessournotes

3 жыл бұрын

That’s the base I use for every cocktail I’ve ever drank in my life!

How does he make this so entertaining while I have absolutely no idea what he is talking about.

"i specifically went for the one with the fluffy kittens on it" - Nile red ♥️😂

_"I specifically went with the one with the fluffy kittens on it"_ Wholesome content

@doak_

4 жыл бұрын

Until you find out the toilet paper is actually made out of the fur of those cats.

@munjee2

4 жыл бұрын

@@doak_ whole-sin then

@glidershower

4 жыл бұрын

@@doak_ That would be cathartic

@astroyeast6220

4 жыл бұрын

@@bingbonghafu i eat my toilet paper...

@146memory-lane

4 жыл бұрын

@@bingbonghafu why are u shoving toilet paper up ur ass

NIleRed: so basically your house is somewhat made out of sugar Hansel and Grettle: *heavy sweating*

@theboybryce

4 жыл бұрын

*gretel

@calvinsbrennholzverleih3588

4 жыл бұрын

hänsel und gretel

@Geck-nb5yh

4 жыл бұрын

Hochgesprengt Ja, mein Gott

@MrNight-dg1ug

4 жыл бұрын

@@calvinsbrennholzverleih3588 Hans og Grete. Jeps.

@calvinsbrennholzverleih3588

4 жыл бұрын

@@Geck-nb5yh du kannst mich ruhig Hochgesprengt nennen

Would love to see this done again but with an thematically appropriate book

"Our houses are basically made out of sugar" *Hansel and Gretel want to know your location*

@ARealPain

4 жыл бұрын

Ok

@epicbeetrootmaster1235

4 жыл бұрын

Alex G wants to know your location

@MakBlank

4 жыл бұрын

That's actually really funny

@1retos

4 жыл бұрын

Hänsel

@danielsplace8198

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh this is underrated

_Pours a drink for a friend_ "wow what is this ?" "It's Mega Charmin 2020"

@americanben

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao 11th like

@shaleah8270

3 жыл бұрын

😭😭😭

@daaadoooo

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-rp2ym6dp7i same

@wullapwullap6270

3 жыл бұрын

A few months after that video we had a massive toilet paper shortage... coincidence???

@wafiparkour5003

3 жыл бұрын

Thats a pretty good one LMAO

19:15 You simply need some drop of "anti foaming" , "foam monsters" are a typical problem on "small scale destilation". Something I would always expect if I boil a solution riche on proteins. :P You don't need a magntic fish, just some boil-stone if you like. Best regards from Germany =)

Coming to Moonshiners Nile. This season Nile fighting Josh over a jar of Popcorn Sutton shine.

I never in my life would’ve thought that id be watching a man boil some toilet paper

@elevenfortythree4769

2 жыл бұрын

And here we are watching at full attention

@chrissachith

2 жыл бұрын

well, life is but a dream

@christopherhelms7290

2 жыл бұрын

The liquor store was closed.

@ASofterDayHere

2 жыл бұрын

I knew from a young age

@TheScrumbobulous

2 жыл бұрын

At the start when he first put in the toilet paper and started playing with it with his hands I immediately thought about going into the bathroom after my sister

"But I specifically went with the one with the fluffy kittens on it." *Professionals... have standards.*

@Ed-zc5yt

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@ewanb1086

Жыл бұрын

Be polite

@wolfthegreat87

Жыл бұрын

Be efficient

@nofrbls3640

Жыл бұрын

And have a plan to kill everyone you meet

@El-Burrito

Жыл бұрын

Have a plan to turn every toilet paper you meet into alcohol

Binged you and this is your best work. More like this!

Saludos maestro! Desde Mexico 🇲🇽haces que la química y la ciencia sea atractiva! La verdad a mi no se me da ni un poco , pero vaya que eres genial amigo

NileRed: I don't like alcohol. Also NileRed: *drinks 64% alcohol without even flinching*

@JC-gu5cf

4 жыл бұрын

"doesn't taste very bad 🧐"

@Noshbergh

4 жыл бұрын

@@JC-gu5cfhe isn't refering to the taste but the burning sensation caused by the high concentration of alcohol...

@nahnope8581

4 жыл бұрын

thats less than 40 proof so meh

@mckennaConfig

4 жыл бұрын

@@nahnope8581 65% alcohol is 130 proof

@fartmaster716

4 жыл бұрын

Thats not hard coming from a 14 yearold

Imagine how confused the workers are when Nile buys a bottle of drain cleaner every week

@QueenofSilence101

2 жыл бұрын

Employees of the stores he frequents probably know that he's a chemist.

@vegeta_-lhz_9888

2 жыл бұрын

Drain gangggg 🥴

@toastom

2 жыл бұрын

And a bunch of toilet paper

@wake-archus

2 жыл бұрын

that or they think he's a plumber.

@erkman4900

2 жыл бұрын

"thats guy probably takes HUUUGE dumps😳😳"

“I was surprised at how fine and fluffy it was” Yeah, that was probably cus you went with the fluffy kitten brand

Note for people with disposable wipes do not put them in the toilet. It will cause lots of problems at the treatment plant. Even if it says disposable. Throw it in the trash or waste area.

*NileRed 2030:* Transcending My Mortal Body Into Pure Energy to Cook a Cake.

@jan_harald

4 жыл бұрын

NileRed 2050: Creating the Total Perspective Vortex With Just A Cake Feat. Michael Reeves

@GY-bd9bo

4 жыл бұрын

NileRed 2070: Mixing Together The Fabrics of Reality to Teleport to Moscow

@CoffinKid1

4 жыл бұрын

I bake my cakes.

@andrewjb05051998

4 жыл бұрын

Nilered 2100: making synthetic LSD from light particles

@ad2k17

4 жыл бұрын

NileRed 2120: wait do people live this much