"Do they think i'm a toddler" And then you gave them almost 30 minutes of video evidence of why they would think yes

@ne10ne10

2 жыл бұрын

Especially the milk and pickle and mustard part 🤢

@inorexablechaos1139

Жыл бұрын

@@ne10ne10 wild Homestuck! :)

@higgsbosontesticle

Жыл бұрын

@@ne10ne10 let me tell you about homosuck

@witchcraftanditsconsequenc4280

6 ай бұрын

Yeah this video was kinda painful to watch, I mean I love cooking simulator and Charborg but combining the two does not equal in anything good..

@SSZaris

5 ай бұрын

@@witchcraftanditsconsequenc4280 Same. I know it's all in good fun but hearing someone rag on a toddler mechanic then utterly fail at being a even that smart is pure torture

only charborg will make fun of the game for oversimplifying then immediately do the wrong thing despite the game telling him what to do.

@AxxLAfriku

2 жыл бұрын

SUPRISE! I am the funniest YTer evah!!!! Just kidding, it was no surprise. Everybody knew already. HAHAHHAHA!!!! That was an amazing joke (it was real talk though). WAWAWAWAWA!!!! Good afternoon, dear kok8

@bennett.mj19

2 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku this is what schizophrenia looks like

@mrapple2544

2 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku Oh God, Son and Saint Spirit. When the fu## did you get here?

@AwakenedHero227

2 жыл бұрын

And this my friends is why some games need that

@Ozionian

2 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku what

love how he filleted the carp somewhat nicely, then proceeds to leave the fillets behind and use the middle

@UnknownGamer40464

2 жыл бұрын

The bones add the crunch

@pyark

Жыл бұрын

Exactly my thought 😂

@rockkandyart7291

Жыл бұрын

I thought the same thing lol

Charborg cutting a slice off the cheese block only to take the bigger piece is the equivalent of cartoon characters cutting a slice of cake just to take the cake entirely

@mashinenbratwurstgewehr-42

Жыл бұрын

And i love how smoothly he made it, he didnt even said something about it

Charborg isn't actually in the apocalypse, this is just what news sites mean when they talk about Nevada-style BBQ.

@greasley4024

2 жыл бұрын

Viva New Vegas

@TheVincenzoGaming

2 жыл бұрын

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

@Schellsea

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheVincenzoGaming The women of New Vegas ask me a lot if there's a Mrs. New Vegas. Well, of course there is. You're her. And you're still as perfect as the day we met.

this guy seems like the type of guy to stream almost daily at 6pm CST

@_top_jimmy_

Жыл бұрын

You have a point

Gets mad at game for treating him like a toddler Proceeds to display the reading comprehension of a toddler

@Ashelybee

Жыл бұрын

*also breaks every single bottle in the game and throws food on the floor*

@flamingdog9207

Жыл бұрын

@@Ashelybee to be fair even with me having experience with the game and shit I still have a tendency to break anything that's breakable and fuck up and get shit on the floor, etc.

@Mangaka-ml6xo

11 ай бұрын

@@flamingdog9207 the breakable objects in that game are made from dust sticking together using only water...don't stare too long at that plate, it will split in 8 pieces, better not gently place down that bowl, it might collapse onto itself!

When an apocalypse does happen and Charborg will have to feed himself, I will fear for his survival lmao

@versatile4218

2 жыл бұрын

I don't. *I fear for the other survivors*

@Dequ011

2 жыл бұрын

He's gonna eat his wife xD

I felt so much pain when he knocked over the soup pot.

@Crazypixiness

Жыл бұрын

Kevin Office chili.

@asdagaming1040

Жыл бұрын

Ive never felt such raw emotions

your burger looks like what spongebob gave the health inspector 💀💀

@milkkitty64

Жыл бұрын

What

@stinkymonkeyhehe69

Ай бұрын

“the naaasty paaatty” - spongebob

@dolphin5177

13 күн бұрын

​@@milkkitty64 the nasty patty from sponge bob

@milkkitty64

13 күн бұрын

@@dolphin5177 oh

pickle soup recipe: place 1.5 kgs of pickles in a pot add 2.1l of mustard heat it to a boil while mixing blend the pickles chop some more pickles, place into a container and add 1 l of milk place the milk pickles in a baking tray put the bake tray in the oven and in case of milk loss add a full carton after they are done baking place the pickles in the soup definetly don't drop it serve hot enjoy!

Nothing is funnier than a chef gagging at the food they’re making.

You're living in the apocalypse. Things have been tough since radscorpions ate your entire family, but you're hanging in there. Today you came across a restaurant still operating. You're ecstatic! Finally you can eat something other than canned prunes! You sit down, eagerly awaiting your survivalist kebab and potato, mushroom soup. From the kitchen you hear screams and strange yells, what is this "chat room" he keeps talking about? Clearly the apocalypse must have taken a toll on the chef's psyche, poor fella. Finally the food is served. You're pretty sure the kebab has more sauce than meat and the soup looks like swamp water. What's your review?

@dipperpines5721

2 жыл бұрын

5 stars, I prefer sauce to kebabs and swamp water is underrated

@mobslaya_4547

2 жыл бұрын

4/5, could use more cactus juice

@RatTailSoup4

2 жыл бұрын

better than dirt

@versatile4218

2 жыл бұрын

Mmmm. Foot soup.

@greasley4024

2 жыл бұрын

I haven't had a solid poop since eating here. But the food killed the parasites that giant hornet laid in my gut. I miss my family. 7/10 severed fingers.

"That looks so gross!" My brother in christ, you cooked the food yourself

@GDRunny

6 ай бұрын

My brother in christ, you made the sandwich

@justkittensbeingkittens5892

5 ай бұрын

Tbf I’ve been disgusted by the appearance of things I made irl. Tasted ok, but I don’t recommend cauliflower as a replacement for broccoli in some things

fun fact; pickle soup does actually exist and its a dish that's well liked in eastern europe, particularly poland where im from. lots of people think our food's outrageous though. have fun with that information

@Remmeister2000

6 ай бұрын

My Husband is Polish, he has never mentioned Pickle soup. I'm gonna ask him tomorrow

@lucas23453

5 ай бұрын

I must know, did he know of the pickle soup?@@Remmeister2000

@Remmeister2000

5 ай бұрын

@@lucas23453 Yes he did, he said some call it "Vegetable soup" But him and his family call it "Pickle soup" and he said it's super common 😳

@justb4116

5 ай бұрын

Let's not forget about the 'pink cold soup' made of sour milk and beetroot :))

This game was made for streamers in the sense that the controls and physics are so bad that they’re only enjoyable when watching someone else struggle with them.

"We've got a problem: they want me to do the recipe correct" - A chef

Mustard on da pickle, second funniest shit I've ever seen regarding pickles

@nahimgood3165

2 жыл бұрын

What’s the first?

@TheJeffIsMe

2 жыл бұрын

@@nahimgood3165 so get this, a kid walks into his garage, and he finds a pickle on his counter...

@Ajcard07

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheJeffIsMe oh? Please tell us more sir

@TheJeffIsMe

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ajcard07 you see, then it gets good. He turns the pickle over, and it turns out, HIS GRANDPA IS THE PICKLE, Funniest shit I've ever seen

@Beltboy

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheJeffIsMe He calls himself Pickle Rick too!

7:50 I was already chuckling at you fucking around with the blender thing, but then when you somehow managed to ruin the entire meal by doing it I nearly spit out my coffee

“I’m going to make a filet” discards filets and uses the bones😂

I have never, ever in my life laughed as hard as I have watching you do ABSOLUTELY everything wrong possible and watching everything possible go wrong for you. Holy shit that was an awesome experience to behold.

I imagine this is what Charborgs kitchen IRL looks like, bbq sauce and cactus oil stains everywhere

>goes to make burger >makes Steak and Shake burger

There might be something wrong with me, this actually made me hungry

@shontinafarris357

2 жыл бұрын

I think you are right, there is something wrong with you... And me...

@hodarov1564

2 жыл бұрын

Somebody Help us.

@obamaprism3528

2 жыл бұрын

The kebab looked fine

@tomiyu2297

2 жыл бұрын

Have you been starving waiting for the nuclear fallout to decay or something??

Charborg: "Why is there so much shit on my screen?" Meaning he acknowledges the boxes of information and knows that they're there. Also Charborg: *Doesn't read them.*

I just like to imagine a real person putting cut, baked pickles into a pot full of mustard by hand and every couple of pickles *aggressively* placing down the pot on top of the pickles

Good to know the Stanley Parable Adventure Line is still getting work these days.

"Is this cooked? ....I really can't tell if this is cooked." -*The Chef*

Pickle soup in a mustard broth... I can feel my lips puckering at the thought of that sour stew

This guy just invented "rassolnik".

that is the kind of knife you find in an old shack in an abandoned village in a horror game next to a pile of mystery meat

the pickle soup literally had the same energy as the cooking skits by tim and eric

Seems like this would be a prime candidate for a vr game

@T-rex-dl4pg

2 жыл бұрын

I think theres already a vr version for it

@crumbledsanity

2 жыл бұрын

@@T-rex-dl4pg A vr version for the base game does exist but unfortunately not for the base-game's dlcs at the moment.

@PanicLedisko

Жыл бұрын

@@crumbledsanity holy shit really?? Man I hope they make all the dlcs VR! One day I’ll get the gear to play vr lol hopefully..

The ability to not read the instructions make me doubt his abilities with a cook book, so I guess he lives off takeout?

I don't know what you're talking about man, but pickle soup sounds pretty good

@mikeymikey4186

2 жыл бұрын

It's unironically a dish in Poland, dill pickle soup is fucking amazing

@bigmann7814

2 жыл бұрын

@@mikeymikey4186 that shit bussin on god

@mikeymikey4186

2 жыл бұрын

@@bigmann7814 no cap

@ronzology

2 жыл бұрын

@@mikeymikey4186 fr fr

@kamilmalazdra233

2 жыл бұрын

@@mikeymikey4186 it's good with rice and carrots.

This is the first time Charborg has actually made me feel secondhand embarrassment . Thanks!!!!

Pickle soup is actually a soup here in Lithuania (probably other eastern European countries too), it's one of my favorite soups, though obviously it's not just pickles in mustard :D

You can mix brown sugar and mustard into a paste and coat a slice of spam with it and fry it in a pan. It's actually pretty good.

Charborg: "Pickle soup bad, lol" Polish people: d ; - ; b

@LukeBeadles

2 жыл бұрын

seriously, i feel insulted

Complains about games that hold your hand in regards to gameplay, literally needs his hand held through the first 10 mins

LMAO HOW DID YOU BREAK ALL THE CACTUS OILS

In Poland... Pickle soup is god tier food.

I swear It sounds like he's genuinely throwing up on himself most of the time. Almost too realistic with the noises

@PanicLedisko

Жыл бұрын

His actual genuine gulping sound GETS ME ALL THE TIME!! I LOVE how he does that hahahahaha

This is why the this game needs a green line

14:44 ah the classic charborg outro performed live

bro dont make fun of pickle soup. its delicious

I can't believe pickle soup is indeed a real food that exists in our reality. Bet it's good too

Sometimes, our boy charborg does crack. He cooks it in his kitchen. We still love him.

Can’t believe he likes spam, it’s so good yet people give it crap because it’s not what they normally eat

1:35 and I love you too Charborg! Thank you for making my day!

pickle soup is actually delicious lol.

19:42 “MUSTARD” **fills burger bowl with mustard** “W H Y”

Looks delicious. Mhmm, so good and tasty. Very delectable.

this is stressing me out fr 😂😂

Imagine being an inspector for this restaurant

but why did he cook the middle piece of the fish

my guy ACTUALLY managed to slice the carp into a fillet and then proceeded to take the section of the fish with all the bones in it and leave the two fillets he cut off

The funny thing is that the pickle soup is a normal meal in poland

in poland we actually eat pickle soup man. its called "ogórkowa". and its yummy.

charborg has got to be one of the funniest people I don't know.

That soup was like 10% chicken soup and 50% barbecue sauce

the pickle soup reminded me that i would drink the water in the pickle jar as a kid... worth it

My man actually said "millimeters" when referring to liquid. This is why I love your content.

When he clicked his tongue at 20:09 I felt that resonate with me. All that work you put in and it doesn't turn out the way you want.

"Does this game think I'm a toddler?" **Literally does not read more than one word of each instruction**

I’ve recently been eating spam like every other day. Hickory spam fry it’s crispy then mix some soy and a lot of sugar together and pour it on the spam and then keep flipping them until the sauce thickens and lay it on top of a bed of sticky rice and a runny egg pour a little sauce over top of it all and boy it’s SLAPS

me: oh wow they have a special charborg line. thats nice charborg: "what, do you think im a toddler?" *proceeds to smash his face in with the fridge door*

"I'm thirsty." [6:54] "Refreshing!"

Gordon Ramsey been really silent since this came out

This video made me cry laughing

antojitos de media noche🥰

Holy shit, gotta say even as a German my face was puckering up seeing that pickel soup knowing how sour its going to be

"That wasn't so bad" - Charborg 2022 (Seconds before disaster)

We have a pickle soup in Poland and this is one of my favorite dishes

I checked out the stream and I enjoyed it I recommend you go to check out his twitch

this video is a legitimate fever dream

If I were to try any of his creations I would choose the pickle soup lol

You forgot the key thing about the pickle soup The mustard

I unironically love pickle soup

I don't remember all those dishes looking so foul... And I don't think I've ever seen anyone softlock that tutorial... You sir, have impressed me.

I wanna see Charborg do an actual cooking video

Omg, i didn't know that this game had a "post-apocalypse" DLC! :D now i GOTTA play it!

Pickle soup literally exists and it doesn't sound like it but it tastes fking delicious.

I like how the first thing I see in the intro were radioactive pickles in a pot

How to cook spam Oil Pan Cut spam into cards Fry until golden on each side Brush with teriyaki sauce Flip Repeat until it is caramelized Eat with rice, preferably coconut rice

Ima try the famous CHRBRG recipe for pickle soup in a post apocalyptic world

1:34 that snicker sounded like a can of soda being opened

Best thing is that pickle soup exists

i love this guy

gotta love the pickle wiggler. It's the cousin of the pear wiggler

''i like a little spice'' proceeds to put 8 jallapenos on his burger

"Does this game think a I'm a toddler??" Proceeds to toddle.

pickle soup is actually a legitimate meal in poland and it SLAPS

Ogórkowa, jem ze smakiem, ty jesz rosół, jesteś rakiem.

26:58 "I'm going to ruin the soup." Uhhh, the pickle and milk soup?

tried the pickle soup, u own me 20 bucks and a kitchen now

This pickle soup be bussin bussin.

pickle and mustard soup. i can almost taste all that vinegar bro- my cheeks are sweaty

Fun fact: Pickle soup is actually a real thing originating from australia.

@hurfleypurfley4013

2 жыл бұрын

im from australia and i didnt even know that

@glass4600

2 жыл бұрын

@@hurfleypurfley4013 I’m pickle soup, what’s Australia

@jcornscorndog941

2 жыл бұрын

Dad?

@fahr

2 жыл бұрын

they must be stopped.

@mikeymikey4186

2 жыл бұрын

It's also in Poland but idk about the origins

Charborg: Here you go sir, burger in mustard soup! Guy: This is the chef speciality? Charborg: Yes and i worked very hard on that! Just freaking eat it! **points gun at him** Guy: Ok ok! Gee... This is the last time i will come here...