Making A Terrorist | Stand Up Comedy | Mohammed Hussain
This is my first stand up video ever!
Turn on subtitles for English translations whenever I speak Hindi!
List of mistakes made in this video...
I said Racism instead of Islamophobia because people used to not laugh when I said it that way. Maybe its an uncommon word, or just too "wordy" racism is easy. It was a choice! I did not make mistake!
I am not 23 I am 26, this was mistake. i just wanted to feel young again.
The instagram logo is inverted, I was in a hurry Im sorry
There are spelling mistakes in the og subtitles. The purpose of language is to send ideas from my
mind to yours, that is all. Let us not Tharoorify this.
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Edited by : Jayant Kaushik
Sound by: Sreejit Menon
Shot and recorded by The Habitat Team at a live standup comedy event at The Habitat, Mumbai.
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The fact that Ramesh is the name of my landlord too 😂😭🤣
@DEEPAKSINGH-tz3cp
3 жыл бұрын
Mine too😭😂
@jayathakur4515
3 жыл бұрын
how did u get the room??
@AfshanParvez
3 жыл бұрын
@@jayathakur4515 called ISIS and asked them to stop their operations ;)
@sanketsdrawings1206
3 жыл бұрын
@@AfshanParvez wtf 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Prabhatkumar-tk1np
3 жыл бұрын
@@AfshanParvez you should try stand up now hehehe
Coincidence : My name is Abdullah and I am an Arts Student.
@Valo_Hits
3 жыл бұрын
Stay alert bro 😁😂🤣
@rajneesh8960
3 жыл бұрын
Bhai garmi mei jacket pehen ke mat nikalna plox
@cutehmgautam
3 жыл бұрын
Button to daba de..🤣🤣
@sumnima5671
3 жыл бұрын
Damn 😂
@inamdarsaquib9528
3 жыл бұрын
Lallu😂
I swear this was one of the best I have seen. If people could only take dark humor this would have gone viral
@adityadhavalikar7098
Жыл бұрын
ima watch this video cause of this comment. kudos.
@docno1117
Жыл бұрын
@@adityadhavalikar7098 Ye mulla kabhi apne Muhammad aur apni Asmani Kitab ka mazak udayega??
"We are Indians before We are Muslims" - OfficialySane (2021)
@lokeshsiddhu795
3 жыл бұрын
That's not reality man bahar akey dekho
@gjsanu
3 жыл бұрын
@@lokeshsiddhu795 India ke bhr aap jaise liberals hi jao.
@lokeshsiddhu795
3 жыл бұрын
@@gjsanu 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@akshat4773
3 жыл бұрын
muslims ka asa comment pura comment section mai nahi dekha mara secular dost
@abhaysharma3343
3 жыл бұрын
@@akshat4773 itni nafrat leke kahan jaoge... jo mar gaye to bada pachtaoge
The depth and layers to 'Stay hungry. Stay foolish.' got me like 🥺😂
@Officiallysane
3 жыл бұрын
Wow, I’m so happy you got that :)
@madhaviranganath9760
3 жыл бұрын
@@Officiallysane the whole video is layer masterclass. ❤️ Love it.
@pankajjoshi6485
3 жыл бұрын
But that hunger doest justify terrorism
@madhaviranganath9760
3 жыл бұрын
@@pankajjoshi6485 bud nothing justifies terrorism or any crime. But it does help us understand why it happens. Sometimes.
@sapandream
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah even i think how easily he put that and the audience kept mum, coz it need huge brain or huge time to process that line 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
the malala joke was soo dark 😂😂😂
@Officiallysane
3 жыл бұрын
Hahahaah yesssss
@itsmeayansheikh
2 жыл бұрын
After watching this video I actually feel bad for that terrorist who shot Malala 😂 no credits on big platform 😂 his whole internship was a lie 😂😂
That's the pure definition of Standup ❤️ Other comedians should learn from you that they can entertain people without hurting others sentiments ❤️
Guy who shot malala - "years of academy training wasted."
These Punch line, Hit me harder than Abdullah's firing 😂
@watermelon_7788
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@theunseenworld7147
2 ай бұрын
Ya Even Ramu also trying hard to keep Their ideology spread all over nation 😂😂😂
*A simpler way to explain Stockholm syndrome is Arrange Marriage* 😂 - good content
@musicz22
3 жыл бұрын
Money heist fan ❤️❤️❤️
@Naamkachef
3 жыл бұрын
loved it !
@Sadhrita2002
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@preetpatel8960
2 жыл бұрын
@@musicz22 he was talking about one direction 🙃🙃
@ramankooner54
2 жыл бұрын
@@musicz22 àq
This guy is gonna explode. In the stand-up scene
Being Hindu in india is adventurous , like we are in majority still we cant celebrate our festivals openly , we are only religion in whole which have no country their own ....we are those people who are killed and no one gives a shit about us......In India movie like pk is promoted and real movies like kashmir files and kerala stories are getting banned..... Being Hindu is fun
@CYTOVINES
Жыл бұрын
Are sure kerala story was real
@Letslaugh321__
Жыл бұрын
@@CYTOVINESyes it is..
@CYTOVINES
Жыл бұрын
@@Letslaugh321__ abe chutiye ab to supreme court ne bhi fictional declare kar diya hai ab to sach bol de bhodike
@doremifasolatee6258
11 ай бұрын
Pk is a good film....need films like that on Islam too...all religions are laughable and funny
@Kaal3339
5 ай бұрын
@@CYTOVINESKerala story was not real but real life inspired story .. don't anybody read disclaimers ..it was movie to aware India vs terrorism through brain wash conversion into terrorist organisation...why everytime India vs terrorism is made hindu vs Muslims by psedo left wing ecosystem
Hussain, this is really good! You have evolved so much and it’s really great to see your progress.
@Officiallysane
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you brother !
@SabaKhan-nh3tf
2 жыл бұрын
good job bro
@adityadhavalikar7098
Жыл бұрын
evolve or blast?
@docno1117
Жыл бұрын
@@Officiallysane Muhammad aur Ayesha par joke suna
@docno1117
Жыл бұрын
@@Officiallysane Ye terrorist etc purana ho gaya. Poori duniya janti hai ki tum log terrorist ho. Iss Terrorism ke root cause MUHAMMAD par joke suna.
Nope, you just don't hate or feel jealous dude, you are just highly proud of your brother being a doctor.
@sunilgvora
10 ай бұрын
Absolutely
We are indians before we are muslims" what a great line. Yes, whoever you are, whatever cast or religion you belong it doesn't matter when it comes to our motherland. That's what believe and want others should believe too🇮🇳
@Vishnubhatt2903
Жыл бұрын
Love you
@farhanrashid6583
Жыл бұрын
a Muslim is a Muslim before anything
@Third_eye_
Жыл бұрын
@@farhanrashid6583 do you have any space for patriotism?
@farhanrashid6583
Жыл бұрын
@@Third_eye_ religion comes first
@arzooruhishaikh
Жыл бұрын
Even the quraan says be loyal to the land u r born in.
Love the way you kept the cultural beauty intact and yet been so funny! 😂😂
As an arts student that opening was offensive 😂😂😂😂
@Officiallysane
3 жыл бұрын
I’m an arts student too nephew lest we forget
@shooterguitari328
3 жыл бұрын
Does it hurts your sentiments? Then FIR incoming😹
@sufimotiwala13
3 жыл бұрын
@@Officiallysane I did damn no FIR then
@thoughtpolis3605
3 жыл бұрын
Came here to say just that, only those who don't know it takes writing 20 pages for 5 marks will say that! lol
@Officiallysane
3 жыл бұрын
@@thoughtpolis3605 Mein bei arts ka hoon yaar...
Worth the wait man! Become famous already!
@Officiallysane
3 жыл бұрын
It’s going to happen.. soon!
@SL-my4fg
3 жыл бұрын
@@Officiallysane how much more famous you wanna get? 😂 Content was lit.
Malala write up is one of the most unique punch. Actually whole script is unique.
Brother... This is pure comedy!! You highlighted beautiful things in subtle comedy... And most importantly, I liked your inherent comic nature 💕 Please do more videos... We want comedians like you.. I wish you happiness and success in days to come.. 💕
That traffic policeman wala joke was soooo goooooddd😂😂 Many didn’t even got that i guesss
@arshadkarim444
3 жыл бұрын
yeah.., i also noticed that
@arifhossain-mq8gh
2 жыл бұрын
your assumption tells how dumb u're..
@hopefully223
Жыл бұрын
@@arshadkarim444 what does that mean?
This guys gonna get embroiled in a controversy, sooner or later.
@asmityadav4216
3 жыл бұрын
Normal thing for a comedian in India. Indian audience is very immature when it come to taking jokes. They don't get the meaning of a joke.
@ramjan6716
3 жыл бұрын
@@asmityadav4216 agree
@tanyaa9510
3 жыл бұрын
Started thinking this once he started hurting the ego of the person who shot malala😂
@ramjan6716
3 жыл бұрын
@@tanyaa9510 🤣🤣🤣
@hasimanwar3599
3 жыл бұрын
@@asmityadav4216 agreed 👍
I think he enjoyed jokes more than us .. 😂 super bro.. keep it up!!
Muslims be like: Atm card❌️ Victim card✅️
Your brother has treated my father once...Just to tell you...He is awesome and yeah...You are trying too...🤣
The suicide bombing joke was great in fact. Still laughing 😀😀😀
@dibyajyotipatro1573
2 жыл бұрын
Not anymore after u know this Qur'an 2:191-Slay the unbelievers wherever you find them. Qur'an 3:28 Muslims must not take the infidels as friends. Qur'an 3:85- Any religion other than Islam is not acceptable. Qur'an 5:33- Maim and crucify infidels if they criticize Islam. Qur'an 8:12 Terrorize and behead those who don't believe in our scriptures Qur'an 8:60- Muslims must muster all weapons to terrorize the infidels. Qur'an 8:65- The unbelievers are stupid; urge the Muslims to fight them. Qur'an 9:5 When opportunity arises, kill the infidels wherever you catch them. Qur'an 9:30 The Jews and the Christians are perverts; fight them. Qur'an 9:123- Make war on the infidels living in your neighborhood. Qur'an 22:19 Punish the unbelievers with garments of fire, hooked iron rods, boiling water; melt their skin and bellies. Qur'an 47:4- Do not hanker for peace with the infidels; behead them when you catch them.
He enjoys his own jokes more than the audience ... good
He sharply points out stereotyping..
The last seven seconds was a cherry on the cake😂 played it 3 times over n over again . Extremely funny. The irony is, you reminded me of ur brother today. Even he was good with the mic and the audience in med school... Guess there's some gene in the family there. Loved the video. Keep up the good work.
@TechTonicIndia360
3 жыл бұрын
He is doing such great comedy, making everybody laugh and all u can talk about is his elder brother. As an underachiever younger brother that really angers me. 😠😠😤😤
Doctor joke and Big 4 recruitment was the most hilarious part. Your dialogue delivery was superb
@raja-jl9os
2 жыл бұрын
Ak muslim pati apni wife se bola talak talak talak 😁 aaj se tera mera koi rishta nhi h fir uski wife boli bhan to hu hi teri 🤣
Awesome bhai... Bhot dino Baad got some good comedian. Aur videos daalo. I don't generally follow channels but I came to yours, to see more content but yha kuch hai nai. Expecting more videos soon. All the best.
He's laughing with the audience which is so funny 😂
That suicide bombing joke "killed" me 😬
Didn't want it to end :D:D Too goood Hussain! *Blows up*
Malala Is a Person who Supported Independence of Kashmir. Ironically she won noble Peace prize
The struggle of younger brother when elder1 is successful
Bhai ek no...first time watched your video after rahul subramanium's story....hope we will meet one day...nd i'll will be comic too insha allah😜😜
Man this is such a fresh unique perspective! He is going to go places 💙
@Prabhatkumar-tk1np
3 жыл бұрын
ma'am huge fan of your work
Abdullah after overcoming depression: Retest, please 1 bar , please, pkka pass ho jaunga is bar🙏
Hey, I vaguely remember watching you in Jeeveshu's show in Bandra some two years back. You have come a long way. Keep growing !!
@Officiallysane
3 жыл бұрын
Yes! That was a fun show! :D
This is really good stuff Hussain! 😂 I still remember you interviewing the entire Boscoss class when we got locked in! Should've known you were heading for standup! Good job! 👍
@Officiallysane
3 жыл бұрын
What is this memory? please dm me and remind me I have no memory of this hahahah
This will on trending soon.. 🔥
The way you narrated the jokes You were perfectly yourself . Really good sir👍👍
That Meher joke 😂😂 Awaiting more of your content brother! Killing it
Congratulations Hussain! Loved it! All the very best ❤️❤️
@Officiallysane
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks buddy!
This dude deserves a Netflix show. Fantastic content man 👏👏👏👏
I remember this dude from Instagram. Around 1-2 years ago i saw one of his comdy video and shared on my story. I feel so happy to see him up there. Great Work!
Absolutely hilarious!!!! Just a suggestion: keep the subtitles in English when u r talking in Hindi. This will expand your audience multifold
@Officiallysane
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks will keep in mind
@intellectualindian2486
2 жыл бұрын
Turn on CC bruh...
@MahiAparichit
2 жыл бұрын
@@Officiallysane hindi m bola kro plz
@davidhenderson3148
2 жыл бұрын
@@Officiallysane main nay sirf 1000 Rs diyay thay Mehr main. Meri bewi aaj bhi kahti hai cheap ho aap log gujrati hain ab kiya karain 😂.
@suchi1053
2 жыл бұрын
🤬🤦♀️Don't hide You stupid person there is reason to shot malala--- for her campaign for the education of girls ,,, she didn't get noble prize because she is shot but for her bravery and efforts👊👊
Next Priya Warrier in the house guys !!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@anandayush4338
2 жыл бұрын
Who the f**k is she?
Funniest standup I have seen in a while!
That's how a stand up should be! Witty, sarcastic, bold, felt like an educated person's humour not like any idiot Munawwar farooki or faruki whatever. Thanks for this one man! ❣️ All the best in life! ❣️
@itsd2388
2 жыл бұрын
Kyu muslims ki burai sunne main Achha lagta hai?
@rahulbenipuri5498
2 жыл бұрын
@@itsd2388ha
@SedhaBanda
2 жыл бұрын
@@itsd2388 paka anad baght hai , ab dehkna kysy ayi ga
Jokes were complete BOMB
Hahahahah, you should make a video with your brother reacting to this!😂😂😂😂
@Officiallysane
3 жыл бұрын
This is happening soon!
@maji2360
2 жыл бұрын
New idea of earning money. Ab paisa hi paisa hoga.
Please make more stand up comedy videos. This is hilarious man. You have guts and courage to speak like these type of jokes( many comedians scares to do it)🙏🙏🙏
Not my deadass getting excited after he said stockholm syndrome💀😂(one direction hn bhai)
Omg you're so talented 😂😂😂❤️
@Officiallysane
3 жыл бұрын
😎
This is going to be viral soon.
You should know that the Gun doesn’t sound like "Pichkyaon-Pichkyaon", it sounds like "Thayein Thayein".😅
You must get offended by all the hate but the way you have transitioned it into humour is highly commendable. We need more people like you.
I liked the fact that he was very bold And didn’t fall in the trap of PC culture
You're the one going viral after Munawar. All the best. 🔥🔥
@pluviophile_37
3 жыл бұрын
He got viral after going to jail...ahem😂
@abjadmazumder147
3 жыл бұрын
@@pluviophile_37 His 1st, 2nd and 3rd all three videos were already viral among the stand up audience. It's normies who got to know about him after he went to jail. Before going to jail he already had around 600k subs in KZread. I guess you were among those who got to know about him after that jail incident.
@pluviophile_37
3 жыл бұрын
@@abjadmazumder147 I was just trying to make jail joke... I'm following him since long so chill:)
Yaah ryt my best friend is muslim and we both even don't talk about our religions.... we just respect our and each other culture and way of prayer and all....Most important thing is respect for each other.....just punsih those who are harming humanity...
Idk why, but If my little brother will be a Comedian, And I would be a doctor, I would feel jealous of him... 😂😂😂.... (Laughter is the best medicine)
commenting for better reach and really loved the peformance😂
@baqirhusain5652
3 жыл бұрын
bhai linkedin pe ja bhai tu ja...haha jk
Dude u killing it 🔥🔥 - i mean in stand up i don't know you're personal life Abdullah*
Maza aa gya😂😂😂 Thanks bhai ❣️
This is such a grt content man, I'm so proud myself discovering this get comedian before he goes toooo viral nd becomes too famous, cuz i know one day he wil!
@Officiallysane
2 жыл бұрын
Please follow me on instagram and come to a live show ! :)
Finally! Yay! Funny funny stuff.
@Officiallysane
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
Traffic police joke is as underrated as this set.. riot video 🔥🔥🔥
There's one I know...right bolna hai, left bolna ...bata Apun hsi....You !!! Amazing Audience🎉
And your dark humour was great 😘 i enjoyed so much 😂
I hope that he doesn't end like munawwar because he is too good.
@govindsharma6951
3 жыл бұрын
Munawwar is not ended bro. He is endless😊💐
@UtkarshVerma25
3 жыл бұрын
Munawwar can never end. And those thing he will, to them it's just the beginning ✌
@thoughtpolis3605
3 жыл бұрын
What? Munawar rocks still, what are you talking about?
@UtkarshVerma25
3 жыл бұрын
@aryan thakur it is because his previous episodes had more of a satire and that video you talking is only of jokes.
@AdityaKumar-rq2zs
3 жыл бұрын
Munawar se saare lundbhakto ki gaan jalti hai 🔥
That suicide bombing jokes needs more appreciation. Great to have you mian, nahi aise baat nahi krte ham log😂
He is enjoying his own jokes.......Laughable.....good good
Awesome buddy, really enjoyed your jokes. Specially that traffic signal one. Keep it up!
Absolutely great comedy. Good jokes, no dull moment and well constructed.
Fact : Indians Before Muslims.
No Abdullah was harmed in this video 😂😂👍🏻👍🏻
@AdnanKhan-su4ko
3 жыл бұрын
Aree khali sir😂
Dude this is hillarious. Start to end interesting and tight.
Head of Hydration 🤣🤣
@Officiallysane
Жыл бұрын
Ye wala joke bohot kam logo ne notice kiya... thank you :)
@krishana1242
Жыл бұрын
@@Officiallysane koi ni bro... tickets bhej do next time audience m baith kr notice kr lenge😆
Outstanding, Hussain! Loved the performance, and it's just as amazing that you enjoy yourself so much doing it. You'd definitely be smiling with your finger on the button :)
_You know the stand up will be awesome , When there is abdulla in it_
First time I saw your video.. amezing ❤️
Ohk so I have been following Maryam for a while on ig she is just fantastic and the way she styles herself I am so in love with her style and guess whatttttt!!! Todayyyyy I come to knowwww thattt shee iss your wifeeee!!!
Disclaimer : this video is getting banned and comedian is getting arrested Apparently , this will surely attack the sentiments of some emotional people Awwww 😱🤣
@swetabchoudhry8832
3 жыл бұрын
No becasuse it about humor
@thefalcon5879
3 жыл бұрын
Haha...not yet evident from the comment section. Be positive 😂
@atharvaprabhu2516
Жыл бұрын
Yes it will offend the peaceful community who will get offended peacefully
What happened to Abdullah when Malala appeared on Vogue magazine cover page... You are too good...👌👌👌
That’s the first time in my whole damn life to listen words *”great terrorist”* adjacent to each other Epic comedy 😂😂🤣
I will subscribe with 2 more accounts if you continue to laugh us everytime
I watch this at least once a month and it still makes me laugh god bless dude, you are gonna "blow" up :P needs much more views
Very dark and very very funny. Loved it!!!
Bhai mazaa hi aa gaya keep going 👌
This video is hilarious... Thanks buddy for putting it...❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ When your next video is coming up?
@Officiallysane
2 жыл бұрын
Next month! If covid allows me to record!
That doctor joke was chilly hot 🔥😂 My big bro is also a doctor and I can relate 😂😂
Bhuhhahahahaa i am the younger sibling, u have the right to hate him, 😂😂😂😂😂 thats the best joke i love in this entire set.
When Muslims are in majority they don’t let other religions survive But when they are in minority , they talk about secularism DOUBLE STANDARDS
@busyvikrum
3 жыл бұрын
Ab hey Gupta. Reddit is a good place for gyansplanning.
Unlogo k wajaise mujhe bandra m ghr nhi milraha , this is not just a joke🙏
Crazy dude tooooooo Good 🤣🤣🤣
@Officiallysane
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks buddy!
Ayo the best vid I have seen in such a long time Props my G great delivery and what a lovely fucking set.
@Officiallysane
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks friend! please share :)
You are amazing bro❤️ waiting more form you