This must be what all metal sounds like to people who don't listen to it

@ItsJustMetrion

2 жыл бұрын

The beginning of the rythm guitar reminds me of the intro part from 'Needled 24/7' (Which was track 1 on the Hate Crew Deathroll Album)

@ronnings417

2 жыл бұрын

@@ItsJustMetrion was just thinking that lol

@Some.Donkus.

2 жыл бұрын

I'm a fairly recent metalhead, maybe only about a year in. Can confirm this was basically all metal, that and just atonal noise. I mean some of it is atonal noise, but they're trying to sound like that

@KindOldRaven

2 жыл бұрын

LOL. Yes, this might actually be the case hahahaha

@SuperFlyingGlydon74

Жыл бұрын

Minus the keyboards

drums aren't out of tempo, it's just progressive jazz

@yasirmirza9902

2 жыл бұрын

@@BradleyHallGuitar yeah yeah yeah

@zeusvladimirgrimaldo7015

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

@k.t.jproductionz5837

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks, I hate it 🤣🤣

@gabrielwp

2 жыл бұрын

hahaha

@radbradmusicartist

2 жыл бұрын

Qauntizing does wonders XD

Those keyboard leads sound like if kerry king was a keyboardist

@user-bs4lq2dw4e

2 жыл бұрын

such an underrated comment

@emma-hz4td

2 жыл бұрын

THEY DO 😭

@eetusironen402

2 жыл бұрын

Comment of the year

@E_-_-

Жыл бұрын

lmao

@tnhnoztel

Жыл бұрын

wait you're me!

This is 100% a song CoB would have improvised on the spot

Bradley playing Rhythm guitar: "Isn't that like a Children of Bodom song already?" Also Bradley: *playing the Walmart version of the Needled 24/7 riff*

@lemniscatusofficial

2 жыл бұрын

Dollar store synths too

Doctor: "You have 5 minutes left to live." Bradley Hall:

I want Depeche Mode next

@lennartti6695

2 жыл бұрын

Beanley's gonna need atleast 6 minutes for that

@tiredcat8782

2 жыл бұрын

same, that'd be really cool imo

@simonize251

2 жыл бұрын

DP is the fucking shit!

@chhau123

2 жыл бұрын

chkchkchk mode

@C_LT_FTH_BL__DG_D

2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, the heavy metal gods Depeche Mode. In all Fairness, Depesche Mode is awesome

Bradley: Acts like he has 5 seconds to make a song in 5 minutes. DragonForce: Acts like they have 10 years to make a song in 10 minutes.

@appleid3151

2 жыл бұрын

I really don't understand the wording of this but I get what you mean, I think

@Dornogol

2 жыл бұрын

@@appleid3151 Bradley is frantic and just zooms around the isnturments because he literally only takes 5 minutes Dragonforce more like called it '10 minutes song' because they cut down the video to 10 minutes for youtube, but actually took several weeks (or atleast several fridays/streams) to write their cheesy funny covers

@geovani60624

2 жыл бұрын

@@Dornogol I mean, who cares? the result is still interesting and we see how they brainstorm their ideas to create a song

@blackcitadel37

2 жыл бұрын

Sam has a lot of experience in composing so it makes it easier.

@MaximusAdonicus

2 жыл бұрын

@@Dornogol Doesn't DF do/improvise their 10 minute songs in ONE stream thou? 🤔🤔 They are super funny and accurate too!! 😁😁

Cob: a serious death metal band with depths in their music and lyrics Bradley: *ponds*

@stefanosironi4856

2 жыл бұрын

yeah lakes are deep

@Slkfd55

2 жыл бұрын

I'm so so sorry I have to be that guy but Alexi actually improvised most lyrics in the studio

@tecnodash

2 жыл бұрын

As a CoB fan, I must admit that the lyrics weren't thaaat deep

@JimmyKilmister

2 жыл бұрын

I mean ponds are pretty deep, you can actually drown in them

@Dornogol

2 жыл бұрын

@@Slkfd55 yeah, he even said, tehy are there for the funs and people expect lyrics in a song, but actually he just put down words that sounded edgy and brutal or fitting

As a big CoB fan I have to say: this is both horrendous and exactly what I expected. Loved every second of it and I feel forced to subscribe due to the sheer accuracy of this speedrun

@demiocusrex5992

2 жыл бұрын

I agree

@TrashTalkingRichy

2 жыл бұрын

Mee too mate! Meee too!! You stole the words

@dendedudeonkick

2 жыл бұрын

This comment full hearted. Welcome to the channel Bois I am here for the long run I guess hahah.

The best series on KZread continues…

As Children of Bodom fan and Finnish metalhead, thats fucking amazing.

@RaatoHamse

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed!! 🇫🇮❤️

@satanic_warmaster

2 жыл бұрын

Absolutely 🤘

@mike_frost_

2 жыл бұрын

suomi perkele

@henkkacore

6 ай бұрын

More like a full meme,as a finnish : )

Seriously though, memes and jokes aside, it is incredible what you're able to accomplish in five minutes, be entertaining WHILE you're doing it, AND have the finished product be entertaining as well. Children of Bodom is one of my favorite bands (if you can't tell by how many times I've commented on your videos asking you to do them in this series), and I feel like Alexi would get a big kick out of this. Thank you for doing what you do, I really do love and appreciate you ❤

@amarthdagnir2608

2 жыл бұрын

totally agree on that, to come up in 5 minutes with that and manage to make it halfway a demo where you could easily build a real extended song of it.. i mean you get a good idea how i could sound pretty good and i think its amazing. Would be so cool if you put in the work some time and make a full extended song out of that.

Oh man you missed an opportunity to call the song "Korn on the CoB"

“They wrote a lot of songs about lakes” hahahaha oh Bradley. This killed me.

So accurate! I love how bands' sounds can be reduced to these kinds of jokes and still be instantly recognizable.

We need a COB melody, 4:59 starts singing Hate Me. And yeah the riff sounds like Needled 24/7. I love this episode

That was absolutely great. A masterpiece again… How about Nightwish next? I would love to hear you sing some opera :D

Because I'm such a masochist I want you to do Gojira in 5 minutes just to rub in the fact that their tour has been delayed for A FULL FUCKING YEAR

@izzy55556

2 жыл бұрын

Man I've been waiting so long for that tour that their reschedule is the same day as another show I have tickets to

In a cute way, nice to see Alexi's legacy living on.

Only lakes? I guess you can say this was the *WATERED DOWN* version of Children of Bodom! [Insert Tidus laugh from FFX]

@sinistermephisto65

2 жыл бұрын

Wondering if you chose Tidus cos tidal lmao

@Tybren

2 жыл бұрын

I SEA what you did there.

@Denkersis

2 жыл бұрын

The Tidus laugh really wraps this up

Best series on YT! Drums remind me of St Anger lol

@michaelberresford4291

2 жыл бұрын

They weren't that bad.

Finally covered my favorite band. Limp Bizkit in 5 minutes would be perfect for da memes

@easdasdas

2 жыл бұрын

Yesss I second that.

@germansalas6159

Жыл бұрын

DO IT BRAD

I almost shed a tear when I heard the Alexi's "yeah yeah"

Bodom! Alexi would have gotten a kick out of this for sure. One awesome thing I learned from Alexi is that no matter how metal you are, never take yourself too seriously. It is all about having fun! If it's not fun then what's the point right? I think Carcass and/or jester race era in flames would be another fun idea for another new song in 5 minute video

Sounds like Needled 24/7

Im glad you put some Lars Ulrich for all the Metallica Fans in there too!

As someone who knows how to do a Alexi style scream, I’ll say yours wasn’t even too bad for someone who doesn’t know what they are doing XD Great job mate, made me laugh!

@tonicastillo2175

2 жыл бұрын

me too mate!! hilarious!

@josku5

2 жыл бұрын

@Steve B Why not? After I’ve been practicing screming vocals for about a year now, I can somewhat do them. I like to sing Bodom stuff because my basic scream sound is close to Alexi’s. Also probably has to do with the register (meaning my voice is close in the high/low as Alexi’s)

@maartenn2217

2 жыл бұрын

@Steve B why not? It's not as if Alexi was some prodigy doing unique stuff, it's pretty accessible

@demonguysayshi2666

2 жыл бұрын

@Steve B It's just a fry scream dude. Maybe manipulated a little in terms of projection and pitch but still ultimately a fry scream

The end result sounded like something COB would actually come up with, so I hereby name it "Vihaan jokia" (I hate rivers) by the one-man cover band, Bodomin Lapsi. p.s. Your Speedrun series is great! p.p.s. My knowledge of Finnish is incredibly basic, so excuse any errors! :D

you forgot downing a bottle of jameson. a crucial point in the planning stage

"Are you dead yet is the definitive cob sound" From now on we are enemies...you and i

@odongue

3 ай бұрын

Follow the reaper😔🤟

This sounds exactly like my band back in Finland during the formative years of realising I'm only good at listening music or watching sport, not participating in any way.

I hope there are some YAAAW YAAAAW! Edit: I guess Yeah Yeah is fine 😆 amazing Laiho impression

@ArnoVlmt

2 жыл бұрын

@@BradleyHallGuitarLaiho's impression quality check ✅

Speed run a DOOM metal band, just anything with a ridiculous slow tempo

@garymeaney60

2 жыл бұрын

Candlemass! I sorely want to see Bradley imitating Messiah Marcolin

@Somber.Killer

2 жыл бұрын

@@garymeaney60 that would be epic lol

@mot0rdeth

2 жыл бұрын

he'll only get to play one riff

@Mezzier

2 жыл бұрын

@@mot0rdeth or he could a couple of fast riff and stretch it to 5 minutes

@awguitarroom8033

2 жыл бұрын

Black Tongue

Man this is some of the most refreshing shit i have seen in awhile

There's actually something interesting about this sound. It's a fustercluck, but you can tell that the musician(s) behind it has some skill. As for a band/musician... maybe a Carlos Santana song.

🤣 intro editing is gold... just missing some start wipes!

Well, I have to admit I enjoyed it! But this video is a proof of how complicated CoB are, and how sophisticated their music lines are, that 5 minutes are not enough! You got the vibe at least! And bless you, those keyboards made me LAUGH! I tried to put Janne's face on yours while you executed them! Loved it! Keep on, I enjoy wour videos so much!

100% sounds like something Alexi and Janne would do at 3am drunk as föööööck

That was freaking hilarious and actually kinda accurate with COB music, fantastic my friend 🤘

Children of Bodom are one of my all time favourite bands and I was hoping you’d do a speedrun of them someday so this was awesome! I really enjoyed this video and I think you should do Finntroll or Wintersun next, it would be hilarious

i totally enjoyed it! big COB fan, and that was reminiscent and a lot of fun. I think you should do an Archspire speedrun next!

@JuniperF

2 жыл бұрын

Oh God. Don't know if he'll survive that one

@kellanmurakami5340

2 жыл бұрын

Are you trying to kill him

@reav3rtm

2 жыл бұрын

Brad has all the necessary chops to speedrun Archspire but I think time limit could be a problem for anyone to get umistaken Archspire sound and not sound like any generic tech death. They are quite melodic for tech death. No surprise it took them a couple of years of (day to day almost) to write last album. Braindrill would be trivial for Brad however. Just throw in random notes fast.

@michael-tx8rw

2 жыл бұрын

@@reav3rtm great points!! He would do great at brain drill. Throwing archspire in there was partly just me being a pain in the ass.

This is by far my favourite series on KZread. Thanks for making my day!

This was VERY entertaining to watch! To videos, I don’t laugh so easily. This one sure got the job done! Best of regards from Finland to Australia! Cheers, mate! 😁

This might be my favorite one of these yet! You should call it "Children of BADom". ;)

@nuberiffic

2 жыл бұрын

or Children of BoDumb :)

This is chaotic and thats what makes it so great.

You're a madlad. I love it! Cheers from France!

The tiny pause before that awesome keyboard solo, perfection.

Great work! Children of Bodom is one of my all time favorite bands. I’d definitely vote for Nightwish or Limp Bizkit as your next speed run.

Great to see this series back, man, I’d love to see a video on bands like Pink Floyd, Ghost or Red Hot Chili Peppers

Ngl this is my absolute favorite speedrun video so far!

All previous speedruns were actually very good, you impressed me everytime! This is the first one that actually made laugh...!

Only thing wrong is that their keyboard player was actually good.

@ilikevideos4868

2 жыл бұрын

All the members of Children of Bodom are/were brilliant musicians

@Guiboard

Жыл бұрын

The Keyboard track sounded like something out of a Dragonforce album

You should try doing Type O Negative lol, I'm very interested to see how your vocals would sound. plus it's a more bass-driven band, so you'll be forced to rember 😁

Glad to see this series is back......those drums (chefs kiss)

Thats hilarious, good stuff man

You can say what you want about the quality of your song,i'm sure Alexi had a lot of fun watching this ❤

@jfo3000

2 жыл бұрын

Seems like he was a great dude with great sense of humor.

Get CoB drunk enough that they can't keep time and tell them to just jam, and they'd totally make something like this

Yo Bradley I love your videos man, hit me with The Red Chord next!

I've finally been asking for this video for a while now

I'm certain he would have laughed his ass off to this! Great job mate

OH NO! My favourite band! You'd better FUCK THIS UP properly. And don't forget Henkka! Phew you did. Sounds NOTHING like Chillun o Bodum. 😁

Appreciate the Owl tattoo ;) Also love CoB. So instant subscribe!

Bradley hall is definately one of the more creative metal musicians on youtube! This is my first speedrun video ive seen and this makes me wanna check out the others!

Fitting how a song about lakes bring him to new depths. Love it.

I love how hilariously shambolic Bradley is. Just adds to the entertainment. 😆

Great series man love it. The best series on KZread right now. Do ghost next

YOU FINALLY DID IT AFTER ME BEGGING YOU FOR IT!! THANK YOU BEANDADDY! YOU ARE MY FAVORITE GUITARIST ON KZread!!!

It's not even bad. Would love to see this live.

I am crying at how terribly convincing this is... keep it up!!

The keyboard solo gets me everytime lmaoo

I love your videos so goddamn much Bradley. Top tier comedy. I'd love to see a TesseracT speedrun!

No idea what you're talking about, absolute masterpiece. Never having heard CoB, i have a pretty solid idea what to expect now.

Love your content! Wish you the very best!

Ooh yes! This make my day! Long waiting for this and now its here!. Absolute killer song!

maaan at the end that was accurate!!!! congrats i will listen it all day yeueaaah

I'm amazed how awesome drum tracks you can conjure on that keyboard. I try that on some electric keyboard I have but I cannot come even remotely close to anything sounding like normal percussion track. Yours is legit as f*. This speedrun is unmistakably CoB!

Hilarious! I love these videos! Keep up the good content

This is very fun to watch you had me laughing the whole time!!

The orchestra hit part killed me man, thanks, I was in need of a good laugh

Yesssssssssssss Thank you Brad!!! Finally brother!!

As a cob fan, this is honestly the greatest thing I've witnessed all day, even the drums Nightwish next? I would love to see what you do for vocals :D

Kissing the shadows, Living dead beat and Dead man's hand on you are probably my favorite COB songs. Lepää rauhassa Alexi

flippin' incredible, this made me laugh so much, thank you!

This was a fantastic watch. I have to believe Alexi would have loved this, he never took things too seriously.

ngl as chaotic and fun this is, it might surprise that those actually helped me a lot in understanding the absolute fundamentials of what some of those bands do, what makes them special in a way.... Love this series!!! also as low quality as the results were, I got instant CoB vibes from the beginning part lol

this is the best thing I've ever heard. Love it.

Again you go and do something like this AND COMPLETELY BLOW MY MIND !!

Love ur content dude

These lyrics are funny as hell, nice work here.

I can't believe how good and actually true to form this was.. all jokes aside, if you took your time, you could make an actual (proper) tribute song. Nicely done!

The intro alone made me like the video. Gold Intro

Yaaasaaas I love the 5min speed challenge!

Hahaha been waiting ages for this. You did not “disappoint”? Not even sure what word to use :D

The Keyboard-Solo kills me every time :D

The best part of the song is the bass. Perfect pitch and timing!!

Congratulations. Amazing job as always. I would love to watch you try doing a Rhapsody song 🐉🔥🤘

FINALLY!! Never thought you'd do it😂

That is a dream come true.

The 30 first seconds earned you a sub immediately