Bruh mera ye comment pin kr do , mai likhke deta hun aap kfi upar tak jaoge stand up com me...🤍🤍🖤 At 5:19 what an accent 😂...

@ZiyaAhmedkhan313

Ай бұрын

I invite everyone to listen islamic speech from the heart ❤️ India 🇮🇳❤️😊

@Starboychicago

Ай бұрын

Islamic speech from @sachwala @apostateimam And @Xmuslimsahil 😅 ​@@ZiyaAhmedkhan313

@Starboychicago

Ай бұрын

Islamic speech from sachwala😅and Apostate Imam

I am also a secular Hindu for secular Muslims and Kattar Hindu for kattar Muslim....

@user-oq4qt9gd9c

4 ай бұрын

Same, I am also secular for secular and kattar muslim for hindu extremist

@rawatfaimly8016

3 ай бұрын

​@@user-oq4qt9gd9cok but we have Rajput jat gujjar maratha warrior's for katar PakistAni

@EvergreenConsultancy

3 ай бұрын

but ur not a Human

@Shekharr_108

3 ай бұрын

@@EvergreenConsultancy yes you are true because..... I am God ( the soul )

@Tom-ll2cr

3 ай бұрын

​@@user-oq4qt9gd9c😂in the UN terrorist no Hindu extremist is there. Sab tere Allah hai. Islamic Pakistan Hindu Bharat ki gulam😂

"Spreading hate against each other is an easy task for gaining lots of views, but spreading awareness of others' differences through comedy is a much harder task. Asif Rehman, you've done a wonderful job."

Bharat need a Muslim like you ❤

@Tom-ll2cr

3 ай бұрын

We don't need any muslim

@kt-sp2dw

2 ай бұрын

No Muslim is needed anywhere, leave

@SUSHILYADAV_HARE_KRISHNA

Ай бұрын

Bharat needs hindus too but not like u who thought that muslim is always wrong 😅

@Amaan_Kirrak

10 күн бұрын

Naah

So proud of you Asif Beta. I am a senior citizen and have spent last 20 years of my life in a Muslim country. We have close friends from so many religions and different countries. We need more and more young ones like you. Blessings.

@asifrehman755

4 ай бұрын

Thanks mam

Eid ki Ram Ram Bhai advance m Allah aapko khushiyo se nawaze Great standup ❤❤❤

@asifrehman755

4 ай бұрын

Thanks brother

@PKAFGN

2 ай бұрын

​@@asifrehman755😂 Rasgullah ji ko jab bhi apni family ki ladies ko pelna hota tha to aasmani order utar Jata tha per jab war me daat toot Gaye the to koi aasmani order ya farista Nahi aaya 😂

@thekuzuri7435

2 ай бұрын

Ki you are so beautiful in my house ​@@asifrehman755

Bhai Ekdin Ye banda Chaa Jaayega Har jagah, Perfect Comedy with Perfect performance and confidence level is high.... Well done...... ❤

@asifrehman755

5 ай бұрын

Thanks

@VARUNSINGH-ri2he

5 ай бұрын

bas bhai upar na chala jaye . dekh ke door se FIR se dar lg raha h

@Loktantra

5 ай бұрын

​@@asifrehman755 tum jaise musalman ki jarurat hai desh ko, nonredical musalman ki bahut jarurat hai.

@desichirag

2 ай бұрын

FATWA WAITING FOR ASIF😂

@oldsinger657

Ай бұрын

Han Jarur Chha Jaega Kyunki usne ab apni Ammi ki faad Di bola na ki chicken ke mamle mein Ammi ki fat gai

This video is solely for entertainment purposes. My intention is not to harm any religion; I respect all the religions equally. I offer my apologies in advance if anything said is deemed inappropriate. Do subscribe and share the video if you really enjoyed ❤

@kritikasharma3906

5 ай бұрын

It was so good man 😂 u got a permanent subscriber today 😅

@Join_My_Teligram_channel

5 ай бұрын

Ok 🆗

@iitn8437

5 ай бұрын

You made jokes on day to day life differances of people of differant religion , i liked your jokes

@vedant24111

5 ай бұрын

Badhiya video hai bhai Keep it up 👍

@manishdewani233

5 ай бұрын

it's so sad that you have apologize. power to you brother

Being a hindu i find this vedio gr8 no one sided joke, gr8 balance, no vulgarity. Keep on

@asifrehman755

20 күн бұрын

Thanks

*As an atheist, all this is good for brotherhood* but the actual reality is that Non-Muslims aren't even allowed inside Mecca and Madina. On the other hand you'll see Muslims in Haridwar, Kashi, Ayodhya, Mathura etc. The Holy Quran explicitly mentions you can't take prashad/offerings of others, believe/pray to other Gods or even consider other religions to be true. I'm glad that Indian Muslims are up for a change but nothing can be changed or added or edited from the Holy Quran. It's the final word. *I've Hindus and Saudi Muslims in my close family and I'm well aware of the facts.* Although anything that promotes brotherhood is a great thing for India. Cheers!

@IrfanKhan-dt7ck

Ай бұрын

Mecca kyu Jana hai tujhe? Muslim kabhi tumhare ghatiya mandir me nhi jate sant raho , na tumhare mandir me safai or chappal bhi chori ho jata hai

@omermanjo7459

19 күн бұрын

Rules and regulations are meant to be obeyed. But you can still have friendship with others. Back in the day, the Muslims back in the day of Sahaba had amicable relations with the Christians of Syria and the Parsi's of Persia.

you guys r the one who keeps the social -religious fabric of Indian INTACT , Lots of respect❣

Bhai mujhe tere liye tansion ho rahi, koi tere naam par fatwa jaari na kar de😅

Religion pe baat karni hai to dono religion ki karo...kattar Hindu hu bhai fir bhi aap ki video acchi lagi ❤️ you are far better than munnawar Faruqui 💯❤️

@asifrehman755

3 ай бұрын

Thanks

@numbers0-10

Ай бұрын

Sabhi religion ka theke le rakh hai kya ,??? Mein hindu aur aur sirf hindu dharm mein fraud aur pakhand ki baat karta hoon

This is comedic gold.❤ My best wishes to you Asif Bhai. You earned a new subscriber today.

@asifrehman755

Ай бұрын

Thanks

Wow, what a balanced stand-up. Loved it ❤❤ Love from Australia 🇦🇺

@asifrehman755

4 ай бұрын

Thanks 😊

Mai bhi ek secular hindu hu. Mai bhi kabhi kabhi bol deta hu Allahu akbar❤!

@Randomly-rt7xg

5 ай бұрын

Sala phat na jyu bomb bn kr 😂

@davidbellingham3926

4 ай бұрын

Allahu Akbar ☝️​ People like you hold no place in paradise and I strongly condemn terrorism. You are promoting this kind of vibe because you have never understood Islam. You have only known it from your so called pandits who won't even be able to answer a shlok if someone asks them. But we as muslims remember the Qur'an from cover to cover. Alhamdulillah😊. God bless @@Randomly-rt7xg

@todaysremix72

4 ай бұрын

Tu secular nhi tu sickular h

@ThakurSahab097

4 ай бұрын

Bc ye log apne sister ko dhak kr rkhte hai or hindu sister me najar rkhte hai ab btao ye kha ka religion hai 🖕

@abhilashhota8151

3 ай бұрын

Mom se puchh ,kehi geyithi kya vacation me akeli😂😂😂

Bro figured out the KZread algo and ready to earn well😜😂

just loved haridwar wala setup and friend like ayush ..

@asifrehman755

5 ай бұрын

Thanks

Great Bhaijaan Bas Maqshad nhi bhulnaa ...

@asifrehman755

5 ай бұрын

Yes brother

@KafirNama

5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@asifrehman755

5 ай бұрын

😁😁

@ShivamVerma-nj2ds

5 ай бұрын

Khai fate bhai 😅😅😅🕋

Comedy ke saath kya accha message bhi diya h. Lage raho bhai aage bahot tarraki karoge❤

Love your show bro congratulations keep going and keep growing❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

@asifrehman755

5 ай бұрын

Thanks

This guy eats 100 munawars in breakfast.... abey chutiye munawar tak pahuchao koi ye video. This is the peak of joke writing. The Joke The Man The Performance....This person nailed it bro...Amazing.

@sumitkumarsuman4935

5 ай бұрын

this means ur new to stand of comedy..👀

@OPGaming-uo6od

5 ай бұрын

​@@sumitkumarsuman4935Teri English padha ka pata chal gya ki tu Naya nay cool bana hai

@unknownsexploring5109

5 ай бұрын

Abey tu pagal hai kya😂 munawar ka level kya ye level kya... Kya yaar alag hi hindu hindu macha rakha hai har comment section mein

@unknownsexploring5109

5 ай бұрын

​@@OPGaming-uo6odbhai english chodh facts par bol

@OPGaming-uo6od

5 ай бұрын

@@unknownsexploring5109 facts ? Chutiya ya comment section hai press debate nahi

You'll gain huge popularity in near future.❤Best Wishes Bro🤗

@asifrehman755

5 ай бұрын

Thanks 😊

When you see bulldozer in front of gate😂❤

@silentknight8365

3 ай бұрын

😂

Keep going bro!! 🎉🎉 it was a great set!

Agar apke jaise , khan sir , apj abdul kalam jaise muslim ho to dekhkar dil khush ho jata hai. ❤We all have same blood. Respect for you 📈

Bhai Teri video munawar faruki k video se kaafi aachi hai....jha pe koi contrast Content nhi hai kisi particular religion ko leke ....keep it up bro....we want u famous more than munnawaar faruki ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

@asifrehman755

5 ай бұрын

Thanks brother

@rabirabi8119

5 ай бұрын

And Munawar Faruqui is his inspiration 😂❤

@rabirabi8119

5 ай бұрын

Muslim pe jokes Karo to wo a66a comedian hai hindu pe jokes Karo to anti national 😂lol hypocrisy

@sohailshaikh7957

5 ай бұрын

@@rabirabi8119 exactly 🤣

@SarojSingh-nq5ql

4 ай бұрын

​@@rabirabi8119 Muslims be like Hum tumhare religion ko gaa/i denge lekin tum doge to hum ro denge 😢 Muslimo ka kabhi n khatam hone wala card Victim card 😂😂😂😂😂

Really happy to see people are appreciating such content, keep it up bro 🙌 Jai hind 🇮🇳

Toooo gooooood Boss. Not sure why Asif is not being visible much on KZread. Baki faltu ke duniya bhar ke comedian ko bharpur coverage milta hai but not this Fantastic Person. I appreciate his excellent sense of humor.

Shadi nhi h yeh festival h 😂

@asifrehman755

5 ай бұрын

Thanks

Keep it up bro🔥

@asifrehman755

5 ай бұрын

Thanks

kya baat hai bhai maja aayegaa apka standup dekhkr and waiting for moreeeeee

You earned a sub bro , just keep going like this .

5:39 हमारे यहां ब्राह्मण पेल के खाते हैं nonveg 😅 but I'm pure vegetarian 💪

@Khukriwarrior1729

28 күн бұрын

Na , bhai , i am brahman. Hamare gaon pura brahman aur vegetarian hai

@Khukriwarrior1729

28 күн бұрын

Na , bhai , i am brahman. Hamare gaon pura brahman aur vegetarian hai

@SUSHILYADAV_HARE_KRISHNA

28 күн бұрын

@@Khukriwarrior1729 होंगे, मैं मेरे यहां के ब्राह्मण की बात कर रहा हु , अब भाई कौन कहे उनको कुछ वो तो सनातनी लोग हैं , मांस खाने वाले सनातनी 🤣

@209ca

14 сағат бұрын

​@@SUSHILYADAV_HARE_KRISHNA Aur hmare yaha ke sabhi yadav non veg khate hai aur mere jitne bhi friend yadav hai sab non veg khate hai 😂 Aur apne aap ko shree krishna bhajwan ka vansaj bolte hai bechare non veg khane wale 😂

Spreading love with comedy and making a one comfort zone for different religion with comedy its fabulous keep on its not easy we appreciate for your wonderful art thanks again 🙏🏻

Haha ,bdhiya bhai, all the best 😁👏🤝

Didn't regret clicking on this video suggestion, keep it up

@asifrehman755

5 ай бұрын

Thanks

Bro this awareness of yours that is spreading through comedy is awesome. People think all muslim are same. Thnks for such a well made stand up. Keep growing, avoid negative comments. 🫶

@asifrehman755

5 ай бұрын

Thanks

This was India before 2014 where so many Muslim also used to greet friends by saying Ram Ram or sing Bhajan and Hindu also greet friends by saying Salam Walaikum. Now everyone has become Kattar Hindu or Kattar Muslim.

@anahita-bn6cy

3 ай бұрын

Chhapri ultra woke detected opinion rejected

Good bhai 😂 ❤❤ That's proper comedy Keep it up. You need to be famous.

@asifrehman755

4 ай бұрын

Thanks 😊

Brilliant and best wishes for future 🎉

@asifrehman755

4 ай бұрын

Thanks

Love from Nepal🇳🇵❤❤

@asifrehman755

3 ай бұрын

❤️

It's your choice audiences, if you want humor or munawar faruqui. Amazing video bhai maza aaya

@asifrehman755

5 ай бұрын

Thanks brother

@vsh0605

5 ай бұрын

@@asifrehman755 yaar pic dekh ke to reply karo 🙂

@vsh0605

5 ай бұрын

@@asifrehman755 sister dude 🙂

@ashishpandey8537

5 ай бұрын

Yr yeh to bhaiya tha, 😅

@vsh0605

5 ай бұрын

@@ashishpandey8537 aabhar

you know technique very well keep it up and you will get more subscribers in future

@asifrehman755

5 ай бұрын

Hope so

Awesome 👍 will support your channel brother 🙌🤗

@asifrehman755

5 ай бұрын

Thanks brother

Cousin nikle kuch Jayda dark nhi ho gya😂

Chamod diye bhaiyaji

Helloo Asif, I loved your content ❤❤ Wishing you to reach the mass audience soon and will be waiting for your long videos. All the best.. Alhamdulillah and Jai Shree Ram 😊😊

@asifrehman755

5 ай бұрын

Thanks. Next video will be coming soon

Ashif Rehman भाई, I love you ❤you are a true Human rather a सच्चा मुस्लिम 👌👌👍👍👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Bhai kal hi Muslims ka jagran tha or mughe kal hi pata chala Aisa bhi hota hai

Feeling is ❤ Maqsad is permanent 👽

@user-oq4qt9gd9c

4 ай бұрын

Andhbakhti is infinity

@premk432

4 ай бұрын

@@user-oq4qt9gd9c I am not from godi media bro

Bhai December 2025 se aaya hun Your 1 Milli completed ✅ Keep consistent ❤

I invite everyone to listen islamic speech from the heart ❤️ India 🇮🇳❤️😊😅😅

Bhai video dekhte fan ban gya yall 💥💥💥💥

@asifrehman755

5 ай бұрын

Thanks brother

@tajammulhaque2303

2 ай бұрын

​@@asifrehman755jhantu sirf views ke liye kuch bhi mat bol duniya main kitna din rahoge be

😂😂😂kaafi tym baad kuch hasne lyak dekha keep going bhai❤❤🎉

i hope title ke hi chalte fatwa na nikal jaaye aapka bhai...brilliant piece BTW

Keep it up 👍 bro your going very well love from Rajasthan buddy

Nice😂😂

@zubairiqbal-3269

4 ай бұрын

Thanks

Great start bro😂😂

@asifrehman755

5 ай бұрын

Thanks

मौज करदी भाई ने superb

@asifrehman755

5 ай бұрын

Thanks

Amazing performance bro..bas remote mat dabana

@asifrehman755

5 ай бұрын

😁😁

😂😂😂😂 nice work bro keep it up .👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@asifrehman755

5 ай бұрын

Thanks

Badhiya kaam Bhai very good 🔥❤️

I really love it. Keep it up 👍.Agr sb isi trh se soche to shayd society se kdwahat thodi km ho ske...❤

@asifrehman755

Ай бұрын

Right

bohat badhiya video bhai. 1 hi banda hai aaj k time jo Zakir ko takkar de sakta hai. Wo tum ho bhai. Bohat badhiya joke the bhai. Bhai or video kab aayegi bhai. Bhai mai 3-4 videos k baad subscribe karunga bhai. Jab confirm ho jayega k tum badhiya comedy karte ho. Abhi 1 hi video me kaise pata chalega.

@asifrehman755

5 ай бұрын

Jald hi brother

@entertainmentnews6160

5 ай бұрын

@@asifrehman755 bhai aise hi badhiya badhiya dalna video. Dusro ki tarah content level gira mat dena

Good job Asif 👏👏 keep going 👍

bro aap chha gye

Wowww❤❤❤❤....amazing content 😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤

@asifrehman755

4 ай бұрын

Thanks

Bahot pyaara set, or bahot pyaari vdo!!

@asifrehman755

5 ай бұрын

Thanks

Hi I'm Ayush ❤❤😂😂😂

@asifrehman755

3 ай бұрын

Hello brother 🤗

You are watching upcoming great comeding

@asifrehman755

5 ай бұрын

Thanks

Majboori me aadha video feed me dekhkar pura video dekhna pra😮🤯 unexpectedly found the better one

Ab to tumari tumari saari video dekhni padegi

आसिफ भाई जबरदस्त जिंदाबाद मैं यही कहता हूं कॉमेडियन हैं तो अपने समाज के बारे में करो ❤❤❤

Bhai meh Nepal see huu aur meh nahi bataunga kee muje kyun jaya like milne wale hee kyun kee mene jaldi comment kar liya huu

Well done meri jan 👏 ❤

@asifrehman755

5 ай бұрын

Thanks

This made me laugh and smile at the same time 🌹

Excellent excellent excellent excellent excellent Excellent excellent excellent excellent excellent Excellent excellent excellent excellent excellent

@asifrehman755

3 ай бұрын

Thanks

😂😂😂 bahut sahi tha bhai

Bahut he acchi comedy hai bhai, koi gand nahi koi ulti seedhi baat nahi koi propaganda nahi bas comedy he comedy, parmatma tumko or unnati de ❤️

Badiya bhai😂😂 keep it up

@asifrehman755

5 ай бұрын

Thanks brother

Nice satire….loved it…humour in uniform😂

@asifrehman755

Ай бұрын

Thanks

My Rules: Secular for seculars, Bigotry for Bigotries.

Bhaii rockedd it😂😂

@asifrehman755

5 ай бұрын

Thanks

Cool

Mark my words aap bohot success full aur one of the best stand up comedian banoge 😂😂😂😂😊😊😊😊

Incredible performance 👏🏻 Only suggestion for you is try to speak more clearly with proper rhythm and punctuations. This way people will not miss even a single word and connect to your flow more efficiently ❤

@asifrehman755

4 ай бұрын

Sure brother

@Kya_sahi

4 ай бұрын

Behen ✅️​@@asifrehman755

Video was amazing, hope you will make the similar more videos in up coming time

5:59 bhai sarcasm ha ? .😂😂 Ya mujhe hi lag rhaha

😂😂 Bahut Khatarnak

Love the way you have done this bro.. Being secular is peaceful 😊

@asifrehman755

5 ай бұрын

Thanks 😊

muje bhe heart mil skta hai ky , uske bad comment kru ga

@asifrehman755

Ай бұрын

Yes

@experiencedsource

Ай бұрын

@@asifrehman755 sahi batu to muje abhi chikenpox hua hai pr yeh video dek kr thoda mood sahi hui , be 📈📈

@asifrehman755

Ай бұрын

Thank you brother and please take care ❤️

Bhai tum complete hindustan ho..... Duaa karunga ki bahut aage tak jao...

Too good brother , keep it up 💪🏻❤

@asifrehman755

5 ай бұрын

Thank you so much 😀

Very nice keep shining 🌟

@asifrehman755

5 ай бұрын

Thanks

Badhya bhai 😂❤

@asifrehman755

5 ай бұрын

Thanks

I appreiate you brother , your jokes on daily things without any controversy🤗🤗 and equally funny . You have great future just one suggestion dont be like other toxic comedians who just hurt feelings of religious people and spread political agenda more than jokes .

@asifrehman755

5 ай бұрын

Sure brother

Great bro and when you say jai shri ram this is the excellent

Bohot aacha ha bhai, huge success is on your way, keep continue

Brahman Muslim 😂