Mahatma Gandhi
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@caelanconrad tells @hootsyoutube and @MainelyMandy about the disturbing life of Gandhi; the world's "least violent" racist pervert.
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Fun fact, the reason people who are starving for a bit smell like nail polish remover is that they're literally exhaling it. Their body is in a state of ketosis, which means that the person is breathing out ketones... which includes acetone. Acetone in very small concentrations also smells like pears. From experience, this means that the person starving has a horrible sweet taste in their mouth that they can't wash out.
@madsgrams2069
Жыл бұрын
Same as diabetics that go too much without insulin. The pathology is called diabetic ketoacidosis.
@AimeeColeman
4 ай бұрын
@@madsgrams2069 I think ketoacidosis refers to a concentration of ketones becoming so high in the blood that it acidifies the blood beyond what body homeostasis can balance.
@madsgrams2069
4 ай бұрын
@@AimeeColeman Yes, and I said it happens most in diabetics. But sure, it can happen in people with sever malnutrition as well. Whatever the triggering mechanism, it can be quite lethal.
As a South African I already know its going to be a good one
"Colonialism is only bad when it happens to _my_ particular minority group!" Sounds a lot like Ben Shareepo.
So as an asexual person, would he think I'm some sort of demigod? Do I have powers?
@willowarkan2263
5 ай бұрын
My money is on he would deny you exist, House style.
@asquirreltv
5 ай бұрын
@@willowarkan2263 Haha, I am sure he would deny the term, but he seemed to think there is some magical element to sexual attraction, so being completely immune to it would have to mean something, right?
@willowarkan2263
5 ай бұрын
@@asquirreltv i mean it would, but I think he'd just say that ace people are lying about not feeling it at all. though how he would square the whole affair with his exaltation of celibacy would be fascinating. like on one hand ace people's inherent ability to abstain would be a praiseworthy thing to him, right, but if it's not an effort then how would he square that, like either he denies it, but then he would have to square his denial of ace ppls own words with the fact of their supposed purity and power due to perceived celibacy and if he doesn't deny being ace as real then what does that make ace ppl, i guess semi divine or something like that, it depends on how much his feelings on celibacy rely on it being a struggle.
@FrozEnbyWolf150
3 ай бұрын
This reminds me of the attitude of conservative Christians who preach celibacy. It's only virtuous if you're actively resisting temptation. If lack of attraction is your natural inclination, then that doesn't count, and in fact, they will harshly judge you for doing other things with your life. That's because celibacy only applies to extramarital relations. Once you're married, you're supposed to have as much of it as possible for the purpose of procreation, and anyone who does otherwise is sinful.
@guitarista67
3 ай бұрын
Absolutely not.
Had to let you know: the "cummy bears" comment threw to an ad for skincare products. I literally bark-laughed. Perfect. 10/10, KZread algorithms, no notes.
@fyraltari1889
Ай бұрын
I got solar cream, lol.
More context on the shitty Holocaust quote: suicide is a considered a sin in Judaism. It's a bad enough sin that groups of Jews, when faced with a situation where suicide is the only possible course of action, will go out of their way to kill each other rather than themselves. So in addition to being wrong and offensive, the quote is also incredibly sacrilegious.
@guitarista67
3 ай бұрын
Who cares if it's sacreligious?
@ratt2199
2 ай бұрын
@guitarista67 the people being slaughtered on the basis of their religion?
@dand1253
Ай бұрын
I... wonder if he was thinking of the Balinese nobility? When the British invaded, the aristocrats of Bali responded by committing extravagant, ritualized mass suicide in front of the British soldiery - what reminded me of this is a specific description of one group who danced, singing, off the edge of a cliff in full view of the advancing British. The thing is, that was a specific cultural element of Bali's nobility, not a strategic move. Their goal wasn't to arouse sympathy, it was to deny their conquerors any sense of victory and die with their own dignity intact. The idea that such a display should be done as some kind of "pragmatic" diplomatic ploy is deeply, deeply perverse. Of course, I don't know where Bali is relative to India, and thus whether Gandhi would have ever heard of the ritual suicides - much less whether he would have cared or whether he'd have found some reason to dismiss them.
@Cheezburgercatz
Ай бұрын
yeah so it was just a wh*te supremacist dogwhistle. He was so brain rotted from the caste system he still believed in r*cial and ethn*c heirarchies...
@erik7647
Ай бұрын
@dand1253 Bali is now part of Indonesia is kinda between india and Australia in relation to the rest of the country. Its close enough with similar enough culture and language its very possible if not likely he was at least somewhat aware of this history and similar practices done in other parts of south asia
Oh nice. I think a couple of weeks ago me and my friends were just talking about how ghandi used to keep naked girls (and by girls I mean kids) around to tempt him. But considering there's an hour to this, I'm looking forward to finding out what other shit he did.
To answer the one question about the cliff quote, yeah, he thought he was throwing himself off the cliff, so to speak, hence starving himself and letting himself become a target. It's still fucked up to demand of others, but choosing to, for example, self immolate when your death is certain otherwise has a long history as a form of protest in India.
13:00 "What do you mean he don't eat no meat?" *Crickets "That's okay. I'll make lamb." - My Big Fat Greek Wedding
@WitchOracle
7 ай бұрын
My husband's family is Lebanese and this was basically how his mom understood his vegetarianism for the first ten years lol (she has grown to understand it much better now and goes out of her way to make plant based versions of his favorite cultural foods, it's very sweet, but it was a process lol)
Gandhi. Oh boy. I didn't even know the half of his awfulness.
So, I actually am training for a marathon while listening to this, and I almost threw out my back when you started talking about riding cummies to heaven while doing my post run stretches.
@RespecttheDeadPodcast
6 ай бұрын
Happy training! - hoots
@guitarista67
3 ай бұрын
How can you tell if someone has run a marathon? Don't worry, they'll tell you.
When you said he chopped the hair of two followers I misheard as "he chopped the HEAD of two followers" and I was so concerned that nobody made a remark about it xD
🤢🤢🤢 I knew Gandhi wasn’t supposed to be as good as everyone thinks but omg this is worse than I could have imagined
This was an episode I've been interested in hearing, because despite being in my forties, the ONLY thing I knew about Gandhi was his writing on pacifism. So, this is all new information for me, and I'm always grateful to be educated. Even when it's awful. The thing about cutting off the hair. I'm assuming long hair was the norm for young girls there, which makes cutting their hair off the equivalent of making them wear a Scarlet A on their chests. That book was supposed to be fiction. :(
I gasped out loud when you started talking about his "first companion"
After all the c** jokes I was like okay this is the peak of the pod cast... oh my God my voice to text censors the word come. Lol But Gan-dead really pushed me over the edge.
The noise of horror and disgust I made when they said “she was six years old.”
Caelan took being compared to Moira Rose as a compliment and my inner monologue screamed BUT THEY'RE OBVIOUSLY DAVID I'm sorry I'll go now
What's wild about Blaire White is that as awful as she may be she was still basically my introduction to Trans people. So I guess she exists, asserts her existence, and that's something I suppose. So for me at least she helped my soften my initial views somewhat, but obviously one Contrapoints is worth a bazillion Blaire White's ANY day of the week. Cuz it was Natalie that told me how things REALLY are. Thanks Natalie 😊
Every time the reveal happens like this, I think of that episode of Avatar the Last Airbender (2 or 3 I think) where they go to kioshi island.
@lnt305
Ай бұрын
Okay but like Kyoshi is a (albeit fictional) dead person I 100% respect
@lilpetz500
Ай бұрын
@@lnt305 Kyoshi is a case of someone being less peaceful than people remember, but becoming more of a figure of justice in doing so. (Ngl, she kind of just allowed a stubborn conqueror to lose a fight he wasn't going to win)
Refresh... refresh... refrTHERE WE ARE
@RespecttheDeadPodcast
Жыл бұрын
Sorry! I hit schedule for 3pm instead of 3am because I was sleepy. Woke up today like WHERE ARE ALL MY COMMENTS FROM MY SICKOS 😭 - cae
@VinceWhitacre
Жыл бұрын
@@RespecttheDeadPodcast hahahaha well good morning to you
This episode was fire! I had to listen to it twice, back to back. So much fun. Y'all never disappoint. Thank you for starting off my week right. Love to y'all! ❤❤❤
17:00 I live, like, 15 minutes from the place where he got thrown off a train :/ there's a plaque and everything. Also just want to add this was before apartheid - that began after the Nasionale Party took over in 1948. We were just awful beforehand, too.
stoked to be here, love this podcast and you guys
@RespecttheDeadPodcast
Жыл бұрын
💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕
I’m so excited for a new ep!
1:25 Me at lunch with the ladies (not really)... Looking forward to what promises to be an absolutely feral episode.
@beethovenjunkie
Жыл бұрын
Well, obviously I should have written "Me at the temple with the ladies".
@beethovenjunkie
Жыл бұрын
If you're German, you are all the World Wars. Three of my great-grandfathers were in the Wehrmacht, the fourth was a professional Prussian soldier, fought in WWI, and was angry that he was too old to join in 1939.
@beethovenjunkie
Жыл бұрын
I did not come on my niece, but I did come on my knees badum-ts
@beethovenjunkie
Жыл бұрын
There is a German saying: "Don't panic on the Titanic, there's enough water for everyone." In my head, someone said this after Gandhi was shot. Thank you for another great episode, I expected batshit and I was not disappointed.
This podcast is like Behind the Bastards but for catty homosexuals 😂❤
@marocat4749
2 ай бұрын
Not that you cant be a catty gay and also hear behingd the bastards, but true, serious overlap.
You guys need to do the Queen Elizabeth II next
@yourlocalnerd7788
Жыл бұрын
They already have.
@RespecttheDeadPodcast
Жыл бұрын
Did it last week!
@tayakenny
Жыл бұрын
@@RespecttheDeadPodcast Omg embarrassing - but also gonna listen RIGHT NOW
God I love this podcast sm
I have never heard "cummies" more in a single hour before.
Saw the new episode on Spotify and was like... It's Monday???
This is a great idea for a podcast
Definitely the most…. Interesting episode so far
I hate that i grew up on america and pretty much had the best years to learn in my life just filled with garbage
Gandhi more like gone lol
To be fair, i think the better vegetarian food is coming from asian territories or india or at least inspired and india cultivated pretty much vegetarian well diated meals. So him saying it as bland is probably fair coming from india.
53:20 Thanks, Caelan. 💜💚💖💛🧡🖤
1:22 "I think I'm the only one who knows who I did today." 😂😂😂😂😂 ☺️
Not the Capri-goat! Mandy!
How ya doin besties?
I couldn't run while laughing this hard, I'm not that talented.
AND thanks for the apology, Mandy.
@MainelyMandy
Жыл бұрын
You're welcome 😭😭😭
@AimeeColeman
4 ай бұрын
How come you're not in the podcast anymore? @@MainelyMandy
Mandy, I'd do lines for you.
So around 20:20 when you raise the point of gandhi being racist to black people and thought indians were "on the same level" as white people, I'd like to clarify something you guys missed: you specifically brought up how Gandhi said that indians are more like white europeans because according to him, they're both part of the ar**n race (like h*tler would say). When he says that, he does specifically mean upper caste indians like him. There's this casteist factoid that right wing hindu extremists often bring up and it follows the same logic of racism: they believe that upper caste people are genetically closer to white people but black people and non-upper caste (dalit, bahujan, and adivasi) people are not. Gandhi, when he "fought for the rights" of untouchables in India did not fight for their liberation from casteism. He wanted them to literally find acceptance in cleaning the sh*t of upper caste people. He was racist and casteist and has always wanted social elevation for upper caste men like himself
Does "Caelan" always sound like Lola from 'Big Mouth' or is it an act?
Not Elizabeth Spaffory in a bathtub full of baby batter!?
1:09:13 So Gandhi was the original Margaret White?!
34:00
He was born in 18nice.
Kamala Harris: Do not come
Considering how misogynistic India is, I'm not at all surprised they venerate Gandhi and put him on their money.
(saving my spot: 52:19)
Germany was responsible for both worldwars btw
So Nobunagun's depiction of Gandhi was actually accurate, uh?
asexual with the power of god ☺️
Oh my Gawd, "save my cummies" needs to be the hello fresh coupon code.
Gandhi dh has a bassy d sound not "gandi" Just like in Buddha 1:13:00 he was killed by ultra right wing Hindu nationalist
@RespecttheDeadPodcast
4 ай бұрын
We are English speakers, we only have one "d" sound! We'd all pronounce Buddha the same as Gandhi.
mahatma cumhi
⁉️ volcel = voluntary incel = voluntary involuntary celibate?
𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖒𝖔𝖘𝖒 😄
According to Wiktionary, the standard British pronunciation of "quinine" is /ˈkwɪ.niːn/ (QUIN-een) or /kwɪˈniːn/ (quin-EEN). So you're not wrong to say it that way, though in North America it's usually said /ˈkwaɪ.naɪn/ (KWYE-nine).