Funny how maga media wasn’t telling Kanye to stay out of politics while he was hanging out with trump at the White House.

@meh52749

4 ай бұрын

And they totally should've.

@DissectGibberish

4 ай бұрын

Of course not! He was one of Trump's special friends.

@masonh9200

4 ай бұрын

My favorite celebrity endorsement is the only thing I know to vote on. Why would I take my own values and policy agenda into account? My favorite screen actors’ and musicians’ endorsement is how I base my voting decisions

@williamgiven7892

4 ай бұрын

To be fair, Kanye was not really aware that he was at the White House.

@firstlast-gn5bo

4 ай бұрын

@@masonh9200So you’re a MAGA.

Thank you, Taylor Swift, for triggering a republican meltdown 😆

@SayAhh

4 ай бұрын

Barbie and Taylor: MAGA's Achilles Heel

@population-_-420

4 ай бұрын

Taylor swift needs to tell them we are nvr ever ever getting back together 😅

@shaneeslick

4 ай бұрын

@@population-_-420 And I'm like... I just... I mean this is exhausting, you know

@FDR_progressive_liberal

4 ай бұрын

Don't touch them. They're all sticky.

@alfonzalynn9387

4 ай бұрын

mikeoxbig7931 Just mention Taylor Swift's name would trigger Republicans

Every time I see Taylor and MAGA mentioned online, I go stream 5 of her songs. It’s the best thing we can do.

@lindakautzman7388

4 ай бұрын

Me too❤

@mk1st

4 ай бұрын

Thank you for your service

@NatureLoverIII

4 ай бұрын

Sorry about your poor song choices.

@bobbobbington3615

4 ай бұрын

I love how seriously Liberals take memes

@FreedomfromTrump

26 күн бұрын

@@bobbobbington3615 I don’t take any memes seriously from republicans. It’s all lies!

I literally laughed out loud when they say, "could this be idolatry?"

@k-ro7806

4 ай бұрын

Same ! That and ''witchcraft'' !! Omg...

@rvcmathprof

4 ай бұрын

Right? How about their idolatry with Trump!

@dianealarcon8304

2 ай бұрын

Trump, you’re fired!

I remember when Arnold Schwarzenegger spoke at the RNC 2004. We disagreed with him but still liked him and watched his movies. These snowflakes cannot take Taylor Swift and she didn’t even say anything about the election.

@larryc1616

4 ай бұрын

The Republican base demands constant hate, alternative facts and conspiracy theories

@tanja0411

4 ай бұрын

💯 They can’t handle not one thing. Not one difficult question or disagreement or anyone else’s success. Why Dems can’t rally around some powerful words like calling Trump “weak and whiny” “unAmerican” (it’s okay for an American president at the time and former president) to threaten and target ordinary Americans?) and unpatriotic for a whole host of reasons. They have so much material and they never use powerful simple emotive words or phrases. With all the comedians and intelligent people on their side and a universe full of material? That’s the maddening part for me.

@iana2127

4 ай бұрын

Because it's their default setting - anger. I wonder how one can live like that...must be so exhausting

@andrewrobinson1479

4 ай бұрын

That was pre-trump. Civility is out the window, in with the hate.

@sawittwo

4 ай бұрын

Smooth!

‘Trump 2024’ is not a political slogan. It’s an expiration date.

@demetriusevans2730

4 ай бұрын

lol that’s good

@tanja0411

4 ай бұрын

Oh I like that! Please please let people wake up 🙏

@ofaz6300

4 ай бұрын

Nice…

@satisfactionguaranteed5355

4 ай бұрын

Just watch and see what happens than you can eat your own words

@satisfactionguaranteed5355

4 ай бұрын

Just watch and see what happens than you can eat your own words

Did that news anchor from Fox just ask "how much are we going to divide the country?" 🤣🤣🤣

@tracyavent-costanza346

4 ай бұрын

WRT "...are we gonna divide the country?..." yeah, you caught that deep irony too. really, the stuff they get away with saying...

@tracyavent-costanza346

4 ай бұрын

@@madreese69 WRT faux-news-talking-head telling taylor swift to "stay out of politics"... yep, irony runs Swift and deep (see what I did there) at faux news.

@petewilcox3354

4 ай бұрын

@@tracyavent-costanza346 fox news is pure comedy, they are entertainers.

@tracyavent-costanza346

4 ай бұрын

@@petewilcox3354 WRT "...fox news is pure comedy..." you and I know that. their audience evidently does not know that. which by itself is kinda funny but not in an election year.

@elialmodovar6685

4 ай бұрын

No. They ask how much saying this or that is worth to their masters.

I am totally getting one of those Dark Brandon mugs--😂😂😂

@richinoable

4 ай бұрын

I wish some would give me one. They're awesome 😎. But I'm not gonna pay money

@FreedomfromTrump

26 күн бұрын

@@richinoable It’s to help his campaign. You can’t really be a freeloader, can you?

@richinoable

26 күн бұрын

@@FreedomfromTrump I don't pay for Chinese hats or mugs.

If Taylor Swift endorsed Trump Fox News would be talking about how great she is non-stop.

@princequestly2218

4 ай бұрын

it’s so true though, they’re just shameless hypocrites.

@gingernightmare9152

4 ай бұрын

But they still are. Lot's of free publicity.

@rickl5596

4 ай бұрын

Yup, everything they claim they hate about what Democrats do they love if any MAGA/GOP folks do the same thing.

@a45341995615

4 ай бұрын

Perish the thought.

@caronstout354

4 ай бұрын

Fox AI Taylor Swift is Kari Lake singing on Auto-Tune!

Newsmax says "Idolatry is a sin". What do they think Trump supporters are doing?

@cybertoe1221

4 ай бұрын

I caught that, too. They have no self-awareness whatsoever.

@jchilds8408

4 ай бұрын

My head almost exploded when Newsmax twit said that!!

@mcsq5899

4 ай бұрын

Don't they remember the Golden Trump statue?

@hailboognish3858

4 ай бұрын

@@mcsq5899they don’t remember 5 minutes ago

@jackl4laughs

4 ай бұрын

​@@mcsq5899 some of my family work in churches and didn't understand why I was making fun of that, they were just mad their hero was being made fun of when I was actually just making fun of the gullible "Christians" worshipping a golden statue of Trump.(With no knowledge of Moses and the Israelites journey through the desert obviously.)

Jimmy, You're the best. Keep speaking the truth to power and leave 'em laughing,

Taylor Swift should go after them for defamation. They're ruining her brand. She has as strong a case as Dominion.

@elialmodovar6685

4 ай бұрын

Are you kidding? She's ruining THEIR brand. And they don't know what to do about her but call her names, and play her music while crying real tears.

@benguensche

4 ай бұрын

Lol dominion

These are the same fools who literally had a Golden Trump idol at CPAC and thought nothing of it.

Are we at a point where calling someone a conservative or a Republican is the same as calling them insane? I think we are...

@williamkern500

4 ай бұрын

No,it proves they are traitors though!

@ggall001

4 ай бұрын

It use to be just the crazy MAGA's but now it's the whole party it seems.😂

@gingernightmare9152

4 ай бұрын

Conservatism = Authoritarianism, always has in every cuntry. 😁

@jeffmisch1485

4 ай бұрын

Gives a new reason not to use the R word. Republican

@ronaldbarker5407

4 ай бұрын

Agree Trump made America worse

Thank goodness Jimmy is back tonight. It was depressing last night with no Jimmy Kimmel or Guillermo

I cannot believe that such a pricing structure exists It is pure greed

They literally had a golden statue of Chump at an RNC convention, but they can’t see the idolatry there. WTF! Edit: Statue was at CPAC in 2022, not RNC, but it was still a “golden” idol.

@tanja0411

4 ай бұрын

Exactly! First thing I thought the second he said idoltry

@fionamackie3357

4 ай бұрын

How about when they Photoshop trump's head on to Rambo's body?😂😂😂 As if trump would be able to handle an assault rifle, let alone pick it up 😂😂😂 Hypocrisy is their only actual skill.

@fionamackie3357

4 ай бұрын

@@stephenbingham5935 that may be, but I was talking about Rambo which is a fictional character, in the context of idolatry.

@jeanbeans7926

4 ай бұрын

My thought exactly.

@longforgotten4823

4 ай бұрын

My representative from Minnesota, who is part of the sedition caucus of the house, got elected while walking around the county, praising Trump and carrying a cardboard cut out of the dude.

Believe it or not, as an american, Taylor is allowed to have opinions on elections and share them.

@rudolftrost3534

4 ай бұрын

Is she? In a country where women cannot even have rights over their own bodies? The Illusion of Freedom seems to do the trick.

@jcoopes5604

4 ай бұрын

They’re scared of her!

@DissectGibberish

4 ай бұрын

@@jcoopes5604 Good!

@lillielevros-desir227

4 ай бұрын

That would mean she has free speech… that’s only reserved for CERTAIN Americans… just like the good ol days… when America was great!😅😅😅

@Sweettooth25

4 ай бұрын

@@lillielevros-desir227I see what you did there 😂

And remember if you put water on a magnet it will not work anymore! Bing bing bong bong😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@dianealarcon8304

2 ай бұрын

Now, we know what he is doing from 3am to 6am! Wacko 🤪

The lady enjoying the snow with her dog was priceless!!!❤😂🎉 ❄ ❤😅🎉 ❄❤😊🎉 ❄

Isn't worshipping Trump, Idolatry? Hypocrisy gone mad.

@DissectGibberish

4 ай бұрын

Exactly! And the Trump Cult doesn't see that they are idolaters.

@sendittobrandon2012

4 ай бұрын

Thats cults for ya

@erincaitlin1655

4 ай бұрын

It's called mass psychosis ...

@alphanerd7221

4 ай бұрын

No. Idolatry is the worship of idols, not people.

@e0n555

4 ай бұрын

@@alphanerd7221 NO, idolatry is the worship of someTHING or someONE other than God.

Who are these People!?! Seriously, these are some screwed up folk.

@user-qf7ud5de9h

4 ай бұрын

Screwy from st Louis as bugs would say😂🎉

@masonh9200

4 ай бұрын

I agree, Jimmy is super screwed up.

Wait, tickets for the Super Bowl is 12 THOUSAND dollars!? I thought he was gonna say $1200 and I would still have spit out my water, but twelve grand? 😂😂

🤣🤣🤣Magic Hate Ball🤣🤣🤣

Don’t worry Trumpers, you’ve got Scott Baio, Kid Rock, and Ted Nugent. You’re doing just fine.

@aggressiveattitudeera887

4 ай бұрын

Don't forget Vanilla Ice!

@Bargoth60

4 ай бұрын

Not Scott Baio!!!!

@thaliahall4599

4 ай бұрын

Oh yes, all Has Been now obnoxious aging Trumpeteers!😂

@veronicamitchell7423

4 ай бұрын

Ow Wee...

@MK-lh3xd

4 ай бұрын

Kanye too

Conservatives come for strong, smart women like Taylor because they're legitimately terrified of them!!

@aggressiveattitudeera887

4 ай бұрын

"Conservatives come for strong, smart women..." *Pause.*

@population-_-420

4 ай бұрын

Tbh they need to just shake it off shake it off 😅

@robbiegailh.2076

4 ай бұрын

@@aggressiveattitudeera887 Yeah, like, "Conservatives curdle and cower for strong, smart women."

@Thanos1908

4 ай бұрын

@@robbiegailh.2076 if jokes were bullets...you'd be safer than the pope whilst inside the popemobile.

@Al-oe8ib

4 ай бұрын

She could stump up a lot more cash than the bankrupt syph

"We should run spell check..." hahahaha Great!

This is all over 28 seconds of her being on the screen! 28 SECONDS TOTAL. She's living in your brains rent free over 28 seconds! Wow.

I hope Taylor actually goes up on the jumbotron with a Biden T-shirt 😂

@user-os1kc8hf8r

4 ай бұрын

Ikr, MAGA'ts will be furious!! 😂

@cmgweb6951

4 ай бұрын

@@user-os1kc8hf8r That would be funny. Might be a brawl on national tv.

They are so scared of taylor😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 and her fans are not just 11 year olds. She has an army of suburban housewives, myself included.

@starsabove8059

4 ай бұрын

👍

@lilyjiri

4 ай бұрын

Same here!

@TrumpGoByeBye

4 ай бұрын

Senior grammas love her too 😊😊

@yara5502

4 ай бұрын

Exactly!! And seniors too When will misogynistic men stop this narrative that her fans are young girls.

My Girlfriend is a Swifty voting Straight Blue ticket in November She never liked politics until now 😮🇺🇸

Please, trump originally thought WW3 was wonder woman 3 🤷🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤣🤣

@xy6845

4 ай бұрын

It's the latest version of the internet. Don't laugh, soon Musk might come around tryna change its name 😂

@btrous1

4 ай бұрын

Perfect!

i can't help but suspect the people getting mad at taylor swift being at football games are the same people who said they'd boycott the nfl over colin kaepernick. why are they still watching?

@wuxin5847

4 ай бұрын

lol yes - they are all full of it - the irony is they do not have any problems with all the other celebrities at football games - if you watch the games you see that taylor swift is only shown a few times - meanwhile they show pans of fans yelling and screaming - how come that does no bother these smooth brains - and football has the most down time between plays then any other sport -

Alina Habba: “I don’t know how to try this case, your honor.” I didn’t know Trump “University” had a law school. Explains a lot.

@population-_-420

4 ай бұрын

Taylor swift gonna beat the niners 💯

@Steven-lk2ub

4 ай бұрын

Thanks for your comment .😊

@Fatdog-Dakind

4 ай бұрын

They should ask the, "Old Orange Witche's Bottom,'' how he got eVangelicow's to call him the, "CHOSEN-MAGA-ONE?"

@philipb2134

4 ай бұрын

​@@population-_-420yeah.... but had you seen the daughter, Clementine?

@DCell1961

4 ай бұрын

They weren't there to try the case. It had already been tried and Trump found guilty. She was there to try to lessen the damages. We now know how awfully ill prepared she was and what a terrible lawyer she is.

It’s easier to fool people than it is to convince them they’ve been fooled.-Mark Twain

Church lady: Could it be a spell?? Jimmy K: Better get Spell check! 😂

Taylor Swift is an American citizen and is entitled to vote and encourage civic engagement. Jeez, it's like they don't have any policies or ideas for a better future to promote. The fact that this network is piling on an American citizen is appalling. They prove everyday that this network is only in place to divide and poison the discourse.💙🇺🇲💙

@ricksimon9867

4 ай бұрын

Americans don't like it when citizens talk about politics, let alone superstars. It is a rotten society.

@tanja0411

4 ай бұрын

I wish the Dems would call Trump and his suck-up trolls and followers “non-American.” Because in America we’re okay with a former president (and president at the time) targeting and threatening ordinary American citizens. Those are American values? I don’t get why Dems can’t speak simply and call out their lack of patriotism and Americanism. It’s horrifying when you think about it. Can you imagine if Obama had done that? It’s all so crazy

@conundrum60690

4 ай бұрын

Apparently 780 million wasn’t enough. We need to change laws. “People are saying” doesn’t change the fact that YOU are saying it.

@user-qf7ud5de9h

4 ай бұрын

Don't worry about jackals

@user-qf7ud5de9h

4 ай бұрын

She is too smart to get involved😅

If taylor swift goes at trump it's game over for trump

@robbiegailh.2076

4 ай бұрын

If only!

@thomasdavis8861

4 ай бұрын

@robbiegailh.2076 taylor swift fans will come out in millions

@Freetospeak911

4 ай бұрын

​@@thomasdavis8861I'm counting on Taylor Swift and her Army of swifties to turn this election into a victory in 2024... 💙💙 Biden 2024 💙💙

@MHBCtube

4 ай бұрын

Nah. If she endorses a Republican or a Democrat, the portion of her fans that belongs to the opposing party will drop off. Politics runs deep in people’s veins

@michaelgillespie1206

4 ай бұрын

It was already game over.

OMFG.... I died when that lady accused Taylor Swift of witchcraft! 🤣

If someone declares that "There is a 100% of an attack..." then it is very likely that they had something to do with it if one does occur.

5:34 - Pro-MAGA media has NO right to claim "idolatry" after displaying a golden statue of their orange savior at CPAC.

@DissectGibberish

4 ай бұрын

They will do it regardless, unless people keep calling them out on their hypocrisy.

@ChuckWortman

4 ай бұрын

​@DissectGibberish even if they do call them out and will not stop them from being hypocrites

@mrcoyleteach

4 ай бұрын

Beat me to the obvious hypocrisy...

@cmw12

4 ай бұрын

Had that exact thought. Their lack of self-awareness is truly shocking.

@katinacarson-hunwi7297

4 ай бұрын

I agree. But that’s okay for republicans to idolize an immoral person but yet Taylor can’t vote for who she wants to. The Republican Party is all crazy.

Throughout the KC Chiefs’ season people were saying Taylor was a jinx, now it’s rigged in their favor because of her🙄😂

@masonh9200

4 ай бұрын

They were hoping for a jinx. The truth is I’m waiting with bated breath who Taylor Swift endorses because that’s how I base my decision. Could you imagine voting on values and policy? That would be insane.

@wuxin5847

4 ай бұрын

lol - no matter what they will blame taylor swift lol

@sonyaking8049

4 ай бұрын

'Demented' Biden is a genius for coming up with this plan.

@kingayy9267

4 ай бұрын

@sonyaking8049 Pretty sure the answer is yes but, in this wild day, you understand why I feel it necessary to ask: you're being sarcastic, right? Demonstrating the hypocrisy of republican "thought?"

@Slo-ryde

4 ай бұрын

MAGATS say the superbowl is rigged… but they believe wrestling is real 😅….. beautiful!!!!

That restaurant is like ADT😂

Biden should run that commercial

@terryreynolds200

4 ай бұрын

Joe Biden should start wearing a t-shirt that says "I just want to find 11,780 votes, which is one more than we have."

@smasher1234

4 ай бұрын

@@terryreynolds200 no the shirt he should really wear is FTTP lol. First T is for Trump lol

It must suck to go through life thinking everything that you don't like or understand is a conspiracy against you.🤦‍♀️

@starsabove8059

4 ай бұрын

👍

@michaelgillespie1206

4 ай бұрын

Sounds like my grandma, if something happens to me, it's God's wrath, let the same thing happen to her, and it's, "somebody did that on purpose because I'm a good Christian."

@williamgiven7892

4 ай бұрын

They tell their children from the minute they are born that they are victims. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy.

@caronstout354

4 ай бұрын

It's easier, for them, than actually trying to accept the world as it is...

Guillermo. Hope you had a wonderful birthday. Thank you for being part of the family. We love you! 🎉☺️

@population-_-420

4 ай бұрын

Im voting for blue this November 5 🌊 & u should too

@rickywahoo

4 ай бұрын

Jimmy, it's not the Manchurian Candidate; it's the Kremlin Candidate

@florete2310

4 ай бұрын

Happy Birthday, dude🥳

@sideshowbob

4 ай бұрын

Those Rumba's in Puerto Rico are always Off the Hook!!!!

@Soohook

4 ай бұрын

🎉Happy Birthday 🎂!!!

Jake Tapper's wife said her favorite "family" restaurant is Comet Ping-Pong. Interesting.

“dynamic pricing” = "let's never go there again"

He is a magic hate ball! 😂😂😂❤

If restaurants want to charge "dynamic prices" at peak hours, then the kitchen staff and wait staff should have their wages raised dynamically to match.

@lyndaweister9984

4 ай бұрын

@Dan-ud8hz~EXACTLY 🎯

@nonya.bizness

4 ай бұрын

raising the price of food in response to people being hungrier. not a good look.

@xcwarrior

4 ай бұрын

Yeah, for today at least, that was scariest part of this monologue. "Dynamic pricing" sounds like a fancy phrase for, "Going out of business." If you see a restaurant do this crap, do not patronize them.

“Run spell-check…” Such a brilliant line

We are old geezers with little knowledge of Taylor's music, but are swifties for life.

@jeanbeans7926

4 ай бұрын

Same here. If she can bring the attention of young folks to the crises at hand, it's all the better.

@angelacorey5699

4 ай бұрын

Ditto!!!

@Jan-zv7ze

4 ай бұрын

Get into her music! No kidding. Taylor is the REAL thing..so talented, and, a great guitar player too!

@susanm7354

4 ай бұрын

I’m 69 and a new swiftie! Taylor’s music, videos and tours are awesome! Go Taylor!

@alphanerd7221

4 ай бұрын

@@Jan-zv7ze She's not particularly talented and she's not good at the guitar.

That dog scene at the start was so relatable to anyone who has a dog.

@jubileepup6877

4 ай бұрын

A big dog

@Ceerads

4 ай бұрын

Or a cat.

@feelnrite

4 ай бұрын

@@jubileepup6877 A big woman.

Need the footage on the "Golden Trump" statue. Where did that thing finally end up?

@dianealarcon8304

2 ай бұрын

One day it will be at the entrance of the Trump Library at the Mar Lardo theme park.

A spell? 😂😂😂

@whatabouttheearth

4 ай бұрын

They're just mad that they aren't smart enough to spell.

So Idolatry is a sin…? LIKE HAVING EXTREME ADMIRATION AND LOVE FOR AN EX PRESIDENT THAT IS SUPPOSEDLY THE ONLY PERSON THAT IS CAPABLE OF SAVING THE COUNTRY AND THE WORLD? But surely that isn’t idolatry?

@sonyaking8049

4 ай бұрын

Don't forget the gold statue.

@only1muppet

4 ай бұрын

But he was sent by God 😂

@brianclark9110

4 ай бұрын

not idolatry...smart voting through experience

@eileenfidler6430

4 ай бұрын

I thought they were claiming trump was the second coming of Jesus.

@johnygood5833

4 ай бұрын

Read Matthew 7:21

LOL If you had Ted Nutgent as a spokesman and your competitor got Taylor Swift wouldn't you panic. MAGA Gullibility borders on insanity.

@thaliahall4599

4 ай бұрын

Exactly!😂

@Nerd3Ddotcom

4 ай бұрын

Maga may border insanity. But it's inside the border.

@annestewart5741

4 ай бұрын

Fear & loathing... Gotta have something "trumped up" to keep the fear mongering machine churning out b.s. & going strong! Continuously! 🤦‍♀️🙄 Ridiculous, huh?

@tanja0411

4 ай бұрын

Borders? I wish! It’s so sad that they’ve completely flown past insanity plus hypocrisy plus toxicity. Like they were fine with Kid Rock stumping for and Kanye meeting Trump. Weird how it’s always only a conspiracy when non-MAGA people are successful.

@newname9064

4 ай бұрын

Speaking of borders, how is Biden handling the Mexico border situation?

"These people think that the NFL is fake and wrestling is real." 😄😆😅🤣

Jimmy knocks another one out of the park. ❤

"These people think football is fake and wrestling is real". Great quote.

@xy6845

4 ай бұрын

And it's true.

@jaxjax3842

4 ай бұрын

😂

@bcatblues725

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 right?

@heathernks8

4 ай бұрын

Actual football fans know both is rigged. I say that as a Chiefs and Taylor fan.

@funkymonk984

4 ай бұрын

​@@heathernks8 . Hello. I am not a football fan, so you would know better than I. For the sake of having an interesting conversation here in the KZread comments section... how does the rigging in NFL football compare to professional wrestling? How would the concept of false equivalency apply? What I mean is, Pro Wrestling is theater, though of course to be a top pro wrestler you have to have athleticism and yes they do get hurt. Are Football games the same in your estimation?

This country is going crazy. Glad we have Jummy, Seth and Stephen! And... Guillermo ❤

@jenniferward2012

4 ай бұрын

LOVE THEM ALL 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤

@gilmoremccoy6930

4 ай бұрын

AMEN!!! 🙏🏽

@peterpiper7441

4 ай бұрын

Stephen Colbert is not very funny though.

@minutelizard3576

4 ай бұрын

I wish they would be unscripted and not forced by network executives, but that’s not the media today. The left sucks and the right sucks and their mouth pieces are trash as well

@jamesrobbins8938

4 ай бұрын

What to tell you what to think 😂🤣😂

Just wait--next thing we know Marjorie Taylor Green will be showing shirtless Joe Biden pictures in Congress next.

You know society's gone to Hell when restaurants start adding fees & charges like airlines do. 😩

@2:42 "The average price for tickets [to the Super Bowl] is a little over 12 thousand dollars." That is INSANE!!

@wuxin5847

4 ай бұрын

so do not go - i never go to any games - i watch it on tv in my nice warm comfortable home -

@JusticeAlways

4 ай бұрын

I quit football cold turkey. Waste of my time actually...😊

@RobertaNicholson1374

4 ай бұрын

@@wuxin5847they didn’t say they wanted to go lol I think it’s insane. I don’t want to go or watch it on tv and I never have lol no connection to thinking 12k for a ticket is crazy.

@gwendolynbrown1111

4 ай бұрын

​@JusticeAlway Yes . Definitely something better to do.

The sad part is that the deal Trump cooked made the whole situation in Gaza more volatile. He literally unilaterally decided Jerusalem belonged to Israel and moved the US embassy even though that was a big contention between the Palestinian people and Israel. Trump simply added fuel to a fire that had been burning for decades. For him to claim that he made the world safer is just not a historical fact at all😂

@allisonjames2923

4 ай бұрын

Dump has always dealt in spin, never fact

@michaelgillespie1206

4 ай бұрын

Anyplace Trump is at, is not safer.

@DissectGibberish

4 ай бұрын

Trump lies about everything. The fact that he helped fan the flames in Israel is no surprise whatsoever. Let other people know.

@miller7522

4 ай бұрын

And what did the Venezuelan oil sanctions do to the immigration numbers?

@donnadayle3762

4 ай бұрын

you are exactly right. if that didn't make trump a war monger...nothing will. that really upset me especially when jared was in on it!!

Where do these polls get their numbers? I've voted in every election since I turned 18. I vote every 2 years and in the primaries. I'm now 50 and I have never been asked who I plan on voting for.

@heathernks8

4 ай бұрын

Same

Spell check, best dad joke ever!

Happy birthday Guillermo! ❤🎉😘

Swift has barely said a word and the right is giving her all this publicity. The best part is its FREE.

If I were Tay Tay, I’d just periodically throw absolutely random crap out on social media, until the incel community just completely melted down.

That lady saying "witchcraft" hahahaha I just can't.

Oh, wow. Taylor can literally sue these people.

I love how much comedy comes from “News”max and Fox “news” on a daily basis. All of their meltdowns are so entertaining. Jimmy is great too. 😂

lol, finally a president with a kung fu grip... and no mind of his own. That's one of the most apt observations of all time.

You know they are scared when they claim Taylor is a witch and Satan possesses her soul! Lol! It's too funny how frightened they are of Taylor and her man Kelce.

@user-qf7ud5de9h

4 ай бұрын

Paul consulted the witch of endor so I think that lady (Saul)must be the synagogue of satan (satyr) since corvus is a murderer

@user-qf7ud5de9h

4 ай бұрын

The necromancers cannibals and zombies should be worried

@user-qf7ud5de9h

4 ай бұрын

Revelations 22:15-19 Satan should have spared Jobs life but he murdered Job instead.. Jesus told satan that he could do anything except take Jobs life. So Satyr murdered himself.

@Spiritof_76

4 ай бұрын

@@user-qf7ud5de9h That's what it said in the book of fiction, huh? Also, no S in Revelation.

@wuxin5847

4 ай бұрын

@@Spiritof_76 and in the job book of fiction there is no jesus - fictional jesus is only in the nt lol

“Magic Hate Ball” dropped me 😂😂😂😂

@thaisstone5192

4 ай бұрын

Yeah, that was dead bloody clever!!!

In the Baptist church in the 70's, there was the belief that rock and roll was the devils music and that left-handedness was also a sign of the devil. They also believed that tattoos were sinful.

"Football is fake and Wrestling is real" - Props to your writer!

@terryreynolds200

4 ай бұрын

You have to understand that Magats are big wrestling fans and believe it is real... That explains a lot of things.

He's like a magic hate ball. Gold.

@jeanbeans7926

4 ай бұрын

yup!

"the not too swiftees" LOL, good one Jimmy!

Omg that first clip! Pro tip- never get a dog, the same size as you.

The bit on dynamic pricing is awesomely funny, thanks Yimmy.

Jack Smith nominated Trump for The No Bail Prize.

@lyndaweister9984

4 ай бұрын

@mypillowguy445~🤣🤣

@wuxin5847

4 ай бұрын

i do not trust jack smith - what is he waiting for to put trump in jail - is hr going to wait till it is too late and then say oh well i tried

We already HAD a major "tourist" attack.

What a bunch of dingleberries, although, I do have to say I really like the "maybe it's a spell" theory. That one made me laugh.

kimmel paying the bills

How does Trump "know" there "is a 100% chance of a terrorist attack"? Is he organizing one? "Be there it will be wild!"

@user-qf7ud5de9h

4 ай бұрын

More of a circumcised circus😂🎉

@SayAhh

4 ай бұрын

Trump also said that a middle class taxcut is coming in 2 weeks and that he had an Obamacare replacement plan that's so good you wouldn't believe.

@mrdenson3101

4 ай бұрын

He reads intelligence briefings which all former presidents are allowed to. From there he sees the assessment of professionals and then talks about it in his deranged speeches, so that if it happens ( which he hopes ) he can then tell his supporters that he predicted it

@AG-cw9sq

4 ай бұрын

Or maybe he knows exactly to which terrorist group he sold the stolen classified documents, anyways it is worrisome.

@sheilaboston7051

4 ай бұрын

@@mrdenson3101 No, he doesn't. I believe he's the only president who lost that honour. President Biden refused to let him have access, and do you blame him!?

I'm from Australia and even I know that the Kansas City chiefs don't need help to get into the Superbowl. They are a great team

✨I put a spell on you ✨Now your mine✨ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

OMG LOL those Republicans, what comedy

"Don't forget to give us 5 stars!" Thank you, JK, for speaking up for customers everywhere!

@HornedTurtle1212

4 ай бұрын

Dynamic pricing isn't entirely new, lots of places have happy hour discounts, so it's perhaps a matter of perspective.

@justrosy5

4 ай бұрын

@@HornedTurtle1212 Try NOT drunk writing for a change...

I laughed out loud at the Salmon Ella at the dinner skit!!! 😅😅😅😅😅 That was HILARIOUS!

I mean yeah, because if Trump does find out, these folks will never be invited to Mar-a-Lago.

$12,000.00 for tickets to a football game that’s onTV is just stupid. Too many people have way too much money for their own sanity.

Thank you Jimmy! Stay reasonable! 😊❤ Oh, and I loved the last show with Guillermos Birthday ride! 😂😂 I Love Your Show!

Ramaswamy reminds me of the poop emoji 💩😂

@Mr3121996

4 ай бұрын

thats hilarious, I literally lol'd

@kallen868

4 ай бұрын

🤣

@randy7003

4 ай бұрын

I can see the resemblance! 😂😂😂! 👍

@iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606

4 ай бұрын

Ramaswampy

@deusexmachina9217

4 ай бұрын

Lol, but I get reminded of a poop emoji 💩 when looking at you from an intellectual pov.

7:51 that is actually a veiled threat from a wannabe dictator, not a rambling of self-grandstanding…

You stay in there Taylor, keep standing up for what you believe in. Don't let them silence women. I am proud of Ms. Swift. One hell of a brave woman.

Ticket prices for everything are ridiculous. Only the wealthy seem to be able to eat well, have a doctor, a house and be entertained anymore. Thank goodness us poor folk still have Jimmy's monologues to look forward to on KZread ❤ 🎉 Thanks Jimmy!!! ❤

@2727rogers

4 ай бұрын

Kind of reminds me of that line Let Them Eat Cake. The difference is in France the person who said that lost their head but in the USA they would be elected to Congress.

*Honestly, every celebrity should be encouraging their fans to vote. That's all they have to do. Just get ppl to the voting booth, up and down the ballot.* We, the 'regular' ppl have given our celebrities everything our celebrities have. All their wealth... I'm not even asking them to call out the fascism of the MAGA Party. *Just call your fans to the voting booth. That's it. Not asking you to ask them to vote Democratic, just get them to register, get them to vote.*