Best saying of all time: "I know this city like the back of my hand, I've just never taken off my gloves". Totally gonna remember that one.

@swampshack1018

4 жыл бұрын

Do you still remember it

@sarahmighell5067

4 жыл бұрын

Just enough to get me by.

@swampshack1018

4 жыл бұрын

Sarah Mighell you’ve got a better memory than me, I can’t remember what I did 1 hour ago

@Punttipate62

3 жыл бұрын

Do you still remember it

@Leon-ub8pe

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t get it what does the not taking my gloves off part mean?

"Shut up, Passenger! What are you, Scared?" Yeah those are the lines you wanna hear from your driver. Feels just like New York.

@shadyshadow_inc

3 жыл бұрын

8:03 & 7:20 & 9:01

Following you're own brake light for directions is a new high for Kevin

@frederickdietz3148

5 жыл бұрын

xD

@Rutherford_Inchworm_III

5 жыл бұрын

Just amazing

@saulgoodman1407

5 жыл бұрын

That's how The Getaway works

@Jetfox967

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@smirage22

4 жыл бұрын

@@saulgoodman1407 I'm having terrible flashbacks of this

Kevin, please keep playing this, I want you to get to that race that everybody hates!

@dominikm.7182

5 жыл бұрын

Turbid TG1 Nah, the race was pain in the ass at relase. Soon later the game was patched and the difficulty was lowered. You have to find an old disc version to play "the famous hard race" Daniel Vávra has talked about it many times.

@TurbidTG1

5 жыл бұрын

@@dominikm.7182 Well this is the original PS2 version I sent in!

@aleksandra4702

5 жыл бұрын

haha when i was a kid i used to play this race over and over because i loved it so much

@Bumblebee-hd6oi

5 жыл бұрын

I cheated. There was this code where it took you to the intersection type area everytime.. So in each lap I would be like half way ahead already. 😁

@JohnDoe-on6ru

5 жыл бұрын

feck that race

Never laughed so hard than at Kevin’s realisation that his indicators were actually his brake lights

day 81 of asking kevin to stop holding me hostage

@korbywhoisnotkirby5717

5 жыл бұрын

Congrats! You got Kevin's approval! I'm so proud of you.

@globalkiller1738

5 жыл бұрын

Oh well welcome to the family

@wasdasoos6552

5 жыл бұрын

@@globalkiller1738 thats what kevin told him when he stuck him in the basement

@JDcloud112

5 жыл бұрын

Man I wish Kevin would hold me hostage then someone would care about me

@irishperhaps

5 жыл бұрын

@@JDcloud112 i love you like a slave

Wow, the mixup between the “blinker” showing him the direction to go, and only having one tail light put me in tears... lol

That was simply brilliant that you were following your own brake light for directions. :)

Thank you for being so consistent with when you upload videos, I literally timed my break at work around when you would be uploading, as soon as I sat down I got the notification!

@Zima431

5 жыл бұрын

consistent ? more like bore Ragnarok !

@kewoshk

5 жыл бұрын

His videos are a part of my bedtime routine (his vids get released here at 10 PM)

@megallow1434

5 жыл бұрын

damn i need to start turning on notifications so i can do this

@05gustiagungksatrya3

5 жыл бұрын

Here he uploads at 5 AM so i always wake up early to watch it

@ahobbit1273

5 жыл бұрын

@vTHExUNKNOWENv I watch Kevin's videos on my work break, too. It's not that weird.

Kevin could be a very good Italian Mafia boss, especially with those hand gestures

@KamurochoCurtis

5 жыл бұрын

He'd probably erase time and leap past it tbh

@chael9323

5 жыл бұрын

But, what is the echo?

@langthang6429

5 жыл бұрын

STAND NAME: [KING VERDANT] STAND USER: KEVIN/ -JIM PICKENS- SHREK

@theonlyplain

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, do the circle finger thing, and you're in...

@tokiwartooth4584

5 жыл бұрын

His nickname Fat Tony

"why bad things happen to chaotic evil people?" this will be my new catch phrase

I love the loading screens. Literally just a textured background with a stock image. “What are things related to Mafia? Ah yes, blood on some money. I’m a genius.”

@rezaka116

4 жыл бұрын

I doubt they're stock, there are little easter eggs in them, like czech money hidden underneath dollar bills etc.

@kraanz

4 жыл бұрын

@War Zone Italians invented tomatoes, didn't you know?

@lanceryderwilson9778

3 жыл бұрын

@@kraanz how the fuck do you invent something that grows

@kraanz

3 жыл бұрын

@@lanceryderwilson9778 Ask them. I'm sure they have an explanation. For example, my Swiss ex pretty much insisted on them having invented the mountains. ;]

@lanceryderwilson9778

3 жыл бұрын

@@kraanz yes keep smoking crack

No more mafia memes? *That's how cartel works*

@SynsaySama

5 жыл бұрын

*That's how ISIS works*

@bisonx1335

5 жыл бұрын

That's how the GNAA works

@utubesurfer

5 жыл бұрын

Thats how PETA works

@petemadrona2252

5 жыл бұрын

That's how Triad works

@ceoofwarcrimes4600

5 жыл бұрын

That's how corporate works

Kevin destroys all cars in every game he plays. It's almost like he has history with them or something... 🤔

@bilbobaggins3984

5 жыл бұрын

R3fug33 except buses. He loves buses. 💋

@nathanguay3043

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, sounds familiar, but I don't quite remember due to my amnosia.

@R3fug333

5 жыл бұрын

@@deadchanneldontwatch7347 Shhhh, that's the joke. Don't tell anyone, it's a secret.

@funlover163

5 жыл бұрын

That's a bit cold, man.

@lordrathut

5 жыл бұрын

Good one, Batman v Superman brings hit and runs

13:45 When your friends insist you go out but you're the DD

Kevin: Crashes Game: "No big deal" Game: Crashes Kevin: OH MY GAWD

"What are ya, SCARED?" -CallMeKevin 2019

I was actually in tears from laughing so much while watching this. Every now and then a disturbing noise would force its way out from me trying not to laugh so loud as to not have the other people in the room look at me like I'm crazy 😂

7:56 A mafia game where you fail because you broke the law, that's like losing in fortnite because you're 12.

"this is how *Irish* mafia works"

@PTB_BE

5 жыл бұрын

@Mr. Kustogg's Bizarre Adventure not enough car and petrol bombs

@rx500android

5 жыл бұрын

@@PTB_BE I'm laughing omg-

@kubadostalek9560

5 жыл бұрын

Czech mafia Its czech game originally

@araaraurydice

5 жыл бұрын

O

@TheTaterTotP80

4 жыл бұрын

@War Zone What? Germany never interacted with Ireland in any way, or do you mean in the alternative history world?

"Don't worry officer, I'm not slowing down because I'm breaking the speed limit, its just the way I naturally drift into tunnels"

I love how you aced that fairly difficult first mission on a first attempt but then failed to reach a simple point marked on the map for hours

Kevin: *plays mafia* Me: I see you're a man of culture as well.😆😆

Kevin playing an old game? (Thats how Kevin works....)

@whitelioconvoy4146

5 жыл бұрын

This meme will never get lol that's how *memes* work!

@evilzombie1156

5 жыл бұрын

@@whitelioconvoy4146 I just had an aneurysm trying to read that

Day 19 of telling Kevin that he is loved and appreciated

@travissutcliffe7962

5 жыл бұрын

Day 2 of telling you that you are loved and appreciated for telling kevin he is loved and appreciated

@TainteedLove

5 жыл бұрын

So wholesome 🤗

@spillthet1098

5 жыл бұрын

Day 1 of tell you that you're trash

@alienillusi0n

5 жыл бұрын

Spill the T Why though

@spillthet1098

5 жыл бұрын

@@alienillusi0n your profile genius

"Thank god they didn't see how I performed last night"- Kevin

"I don't need a tutorial." Omg, watching you was so frustrating. XD But continue with this game.

Mafia is a beautiful game! Loved playing it. I love that Kevin is playing it now... Yay! 👯

I love how you can see that box of stuff in the background of the face cam

How many times does Kevin need to make videos about the mafia before they realize he is the best at killing things and recruit him

6:53 = Kevin : "I think i should drive more carefully." At the same time a tram rammed a car mid left.

3:37 "I used to be a taxi driver." Used to, but then Kevin took the wheel and it was all downhill from there. XD

The editing skills on display in the first minute were beautiful Kevin, you're a visionary.

Bore Ragnarok Day of the year: 138 Consecutive Bore Ragnarok counter: 139 Days with 2 videos: 2 (1 reupload) Days without videos: 1 04.15.2019 Removed/missing videos (included in the counter): 1 Escapist 2 01.14.2019 (reuploaded)

@Stalker_UwU_

5 жыл бұрын

Keep this through the whole year my friend

@harryrobinson6694

5 жыл бұрын

Kitty_Gamer23 good one

@jackbudi

5 жыл бұрын

Yes

Ahhh my favourite childhood game. Please do more of this, Kevin.

@PacTheOne

5 жыл бұрын

agreed! it truly is fantastic.. i think i replay it soon again.

Random comment #10 The man with the world's deepest voice can make sounds humans can't hear

Great video as always, Kevin! My two favorite parts of the video have to be "It's the ultimate form of peer pressure. Violence." as well as "For a taxi driver, I can't drive and I don't know the city. How did I get this job?" Kevin, keep up the amazing work! Every one of your videos makes me laugh, and they always put me in a good mood. Thank you for always being yourself and being so genuinely cheerful and upbeat about the games you play!

TWO seconds into this video and im already more entertained than I've ever been in my whole life

3:27 whoa calm down there Kevin you might break your house down. "Calm down big guy."

Heyy Kevin, I've been really sad these past couple days and I just wanted to say, Thank you, ya Fecker. Even if you dont know me, you really have been helping me by just uploading your videos. They help me get through the days when im feeling down and upset. You bring a smile to my face during my tough times right now 💕

"Immediately slamming on your brakes and crawling next to the police car" So many fecking people have done that. 😂😂😂

@jantyszkiewicz8823

5 жыл бұрын

I'm so guilty of this irl. Cops please don't read this comment.

@Earthlover2

4 жыл бұрын

Can we date ? Just gimme your instagram

2:41 the biggest plot twist of 2019

Man I love this game, brings back so much nostalgia. Thanks for playing Kevin! Watching the gameplay now, it doesn't hold up as good as I remember, but at the time this was the most amazing game. Hopefully if they make a Mafia 4, they can keep the vibe from 1 and 2.

1:20 Pure comedy gold

Day 80 of asking Kevin to bring back the Comedy Night. Mona Beansa, have a nice day. It would be day 129 of asking Kevin to bring back the Baking Bad.

@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens

5 жыл бұрын

Feckin genius

@idontlikelasagne7211

5 жыл бұрын

Legendary

@harrabusch8461

5 жыл бұрын

Yes

@brandinski8449

5 жыл бұрын

I’m the 69th person to like

@willhall796

5 жыл бұрын

Today I Am Lena he played Star Wars KOTOR after like 3 months of me suggesting it so I’m here for other people’s ideas now, I approve

7:37 that’s actually a good saying

When he realizes that his brake light was just broken and the game doesn’t use the indicators to direct you after driving in circles for god knows how long, I was rolling! 🤣

It's my favourite game, i'm very happy you played it. Cool you didn't play the tutorial and made yourself problems you can easily avoid, as usual :) Please play the whole game!

wow this is the earliest ive seen one of your videos. love ya homie!

The amount of hours I've spent in this game as a kid is UGE. Keep playing this, Kevo!

Thank you Kevin so much for playing this. Mafia is my childhood game and one of my favorite ones, you with your humor and commentary are making it perfect. Thank you again. 💜

Kevin I feckin LOVED the intro to this video, and the way you edited those tiny but golden jokes! keep at it, mate!

Great video, I love your videos and watch it all the time

"Mafia but it's not how Mafia Works" "Kevin but it's not how Kevin Works" "Mafia Jokes but no one understands my joke" "Comments Section but I like my own comment"

Thank you I was having a bad day and this video brightened up my mood

Kevin, thank you. Your episodes always post right after I get off work and I always look forward to unwinding while watching your videos.

I actually played this game when i was 9 years old and i completed the race part in three tries and that stealth part on the mansion was the hardest for me

@DarthDave573

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I was about the same age and didn't have a problem with the race, probably because I played mostly racing games. As for the mansion, I actually drew a plan on a paper and tried to plan the best way in. You don't really get this with todays games.

@FanaticQuill250

5 жыл бұрын

@@DarthDave573 do you remember also the sniping mision on the church i thought i could get to keep the sniper but i dont remember if you actaully could use it after that

8:35 Kevin arguing with his girlfriend.

With how much I love this game and how many times I played it, It is hilarious to see someone so bad at it. Please keep playing this, to the end if you can. Also it gets more interesting and less derpy when you're actually a mobster, and shooting instead of driving. But it stays difficult.

After watching your 4x streams of the remake and going back to this. Really shows the progression of gaming

Dearest Kevin, I love your movies and I watch it all the time.

40th millennium of asking Kevin to play mount and blade warband.

Kevin, please, make more of these. This is a huge blast from the past for me and the story is great, I'm sure you'd enjoy it.

OMFG --- THE BREAK LIGHT THING IS SO FUCKING AMAZING I CANT EVEN DESCRIBE IT - Kevin i love you ; no idea how something like that can happen to a human - but thank you for sharing it

I'm early but I don't know what to say, so I will just say "I love your videos and watch it all the time"

@rx500android

5 жыл бұрын

OmG

@Alkaliniti

3 жыл бұрын

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This game was literally my childhood, the game is built with a very decent story in the game that's somewhat confusing at first. But I shit you not, I played this game for the first time at age 5 and beat it when it came out.

Lol great video Please play more of this, it's one of my favorites and there's so much more to it!

Congratulations on your success! I love your videos and watch it all the time.

I love that he apparently never discovered that the game has a built-in speed limiter that can be toggled on or off at will.

Kevin pale meter : 80% today

I LOVED this game so much, so happy to see you play this!!!!!

This one had some gold comedy! Great vid

The remastered version is amazing honestly has to be one of the best remakes of any game so far

@Erosuorc

Жыл бұрын

Yeah man. I almost wasn’t even sure if I remembered or even played the first game because the remake was that good. I was a young kid on a computer playing mafia. After seeing a couple missions. Hearing a couple lines. Then watching a video of the original.. after getting towards the end on my ps5.. idk why but I smiled & briefly cried. A lot of cult classics need renewed with this kind of integrity & passion.

That's how mafia works died 4 months ago, but this is a Call Me Kevin video so I'll give it a pass.

@huntergagnon5951

5 жыл бұрын

I want to like this comment but you have 69 likes so im just going to give you one of these 👍

@muggedbyapotato7595

5 жыл бұрын

It never died

Usually I don’t laugh myself to death in the first 10 seconds but you’ve done it today

Great video again Kevin keep it up you are the best !

That intro is the funniest thing in the world.

4:38 Ugandan Knuckles is trolling you in disguise!

Kevin: What why am I going backwards I'm pushing forwards Also Kevin: *is in reverse*

This made my day! Thank you

6:33 That guy on the left has got some kind of a seizure

Day 39 of wishing Kevin a happy birthday everyday. Happy birthday, Kevin.

Luv when Kevin uploads at night. Cuz in the dayz lm so busy and when he uploads in the day l just have stop everything and watch him🙈😇

Been waiting for this for ages mate

I just played the remastered version and Jesus Christ what a difference

Come on Kevin!! Notice Me!! What are you? *SCARED?*

12:15 I think Kevin finally realizes what its like to be the victim of his hate crimes.

Please play Overlord, Kevin, it is a fun game in which you can choose to be evil ... or really evil.

When he realised it's was the break light 😂😂😂

You're awesome Kevin. Loved the episode

I love your videos, and I watch it all the time

Kevins lookin noice as that lady 0:02

Day 88 of asking Kevin to play Dino crisis and day 8 of asking Kevin to play Overcooked! Day 3 of telling Kevin that I'm an actual bus driver, and I've got to say, you have bus driver skillz! You'd make Jim Pickens proud!

This was literally the second game I ever played. Please keep playing this! Brings back the nostalgia °;°

Keep playing this! It is bring back memories of my childhood

Day 80 of asking Kevin to play The Emperors New Groove.

@todayiamlena5012

5 жыл бұрын

Subject #74 Legendary legend.

@carlomcc

5 жыл бұрын

that's my guinea pig's favourite movie

@jackbudi

5 жыл бұрын

Yes

@idontlikelasagne7211

5 жыл бұрын

@@jackbudi What'd ya think of the Pokémon Battle Royale?

@jackbudi

5 жыл бұрын

Subject #74 it was... Epic

(Level 100 mafia boss walks in)

Loved this game! Played it so much... please keep playing this!

Please do a few more on this game :D bloody brilliant!

When you're early, But there is somehow 250 comments already down here and you know DAMN WELL NONE OF THEM WATCHED THE VIDEO.. I see you guys.