*chokes on water* "I almost drowned" this guy fucking kills me

@manp5910

8 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@laurenzach4640

8 жыл бұрын

SAME!

@xmemex3449

8 жыл бұрын

I started crying when he said that; I'm drowning 😹👌

@PolyBiBadger

8 жыл бұрын

I died after the first one 😂😂😂

@dk_creates

8 жыл бұрын

J

"I've got nothing to lose and everything to suck." 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

@donotwatchanyofmyconentsav8443

3 жыл бұрын

I died there. I bursted out laughing. I cried!

@LISA.WANG.

3 жыл бұрын

5:17 😂👌

@candymountainn

2 жыл бұрын

The way he said it too. Lmao

"Goody goody gumcocks" fucking lost it

@potatofridges

7 жыл бұрын

FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

@avam8691

7 жыл бұрын

MinimumSix I WAS WHEEZING

@auloth01

7 жыл бұрын

SAME

@nakita1192

7 жыл бұрын

MinimumSix my new favourite phrase

@TheRollingChurch

3 жыл бұрын

He sounded like Ryan Reynolds the second time he said it

Keith's face went from calm to extremely concerned in about .05 seconds 😂

@ZestBrew

8 жыл бұрын

In the beginning lol

@genesisjade

7 жыл бұрын

XD

@sineadmclaughlin5150

7 жыл бұрын

Hannah Ile I WENT BACK AND WAYCHED THAT AND NOW I CANT STOP LAUGHING

@ZestBrew

7 жыл бұрын

Percy Jackson I KNOW ITS SAD HOW MANY TIMES I WATCHED THAT PART LMAO

@sineadmclaughlin5150

7 жыл бұрын

Hannah Ile ME TOO OHMYGOF

"I have nothing to lose and everything to suck" LMAOOO OMFG I'M DONE 😂💀

@AJ-si4he

8 жыл бұрын

Oh hey it's you again 😂

@SethJoseph95

8 жыл бұрын

XOlifeofallyXO lol heyyy

@sieramelo7275

8 жыл бұрын

Omg this is getting weird

@sieramelo7275

8 жыл бұрын

+XOlifeofallyXO I know he's always on clever and other KZread videos

@deondathecool

8 жыл бұрын

Everywhere. You're everywhere.

i don't know which Keith fail is worse. not knowing what an adjective is or saying "they ran out of water" and grabbed milk

@ianporth8672

8 жыл бұрын

Or him shitting his pants

@HerrMajorWalnut

8 жыл бұрын

or hitting his head against the door

@stepha9538

8 жыл бұрын

Or him spitting milk all over the camera

@deedofi7970

8 жыл бұрын

Or shitting his pants

@alessandraperez3530

8 жыл бұрын

Or when he had like a 6 inch snot come out of his nose

"How THE FUCK DO YOU RUN OUT OF WATER. WE'RE NOT AMISH." IM FUCKING LAUGHIN SO HARD IT HURTS

@bsala7035

7 жыл бұрын

sam That's an entire udder, or sack, or whatever the F they got going down there

@boopydoopyaf3119

Жыл бұрын

@@bsala7035 yeah they got “sacks” 🙄🙄

Almost 6 years later and "Ive got nothing to lose and everything to suck" still live in my head rent free LMAO

your videos are literally the only vids I actually laugh out loud at

@Aisha-uf7gy

8 жыл бұрын

same

@thedaintypancake

8 жыл бұрын

+Alysonnn217 I start crying I'm laughing so hard. I just freaking love these :)

@yaffahartman7622

8 жыл бұрын

ikr?!?

@Wind1000100

8 жыл бұрын

+Alysonnn217 same. There's funny, then there's straight LAUGH OUT LOUD!

@jasminmata8301

8 жыл бұрын

This was the funniest vid

Listening to these two laugh may very well be the best cure for depression.

@ADetailedHouse

6 жыл бұрын

Matthew Froehlich so true!!

@gummyfy4418

5 жыл бұрын

WiZaRD ToWeR

@LyricaSilvan

5 жыл бұрын

I was dealing with a depressive episode earlier and decided to rewatch these. Cheered me up pretty fast.

@kdstunts_641

Жыл бұрын

I wish they just wouldn't stop making these

"i have nothing to lose and everything to suck" inspirational

@mr.gilbert2790

Жыл бұрын

Will Ferrell in get hard

@AManWithaPlan69

10 ай бұрын

5:18 dude I’m still dying at that part 7 years later 😂

The sound Keith makes at 2:44😂😂 " we ran out of water" So many good parts in this episode 😂😂

@creaturecultking7119

3 жыл бұрын

2:43

I now have abs and premature wrinkles.

@Evan-dq8op

8 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@ashleyyates8320

8 жыл бұрын

same😂

@cptrujillo1

8 жыл бұрын

No joke right? haha

@wasimlewis2655

8 жыл бұрын

Joe is the type of nigga to put a blanket over his ps4 when it goes into rest mode

@Sharmapa

8 жыл бұрын

+Wasim Lewis lol

Pretty sure I just woke my entire family up from laughing so hard LOL Never stop making these!

@sammies3137

8 жыл бұрын

I watch your videos they're awesome

@sierracubes9351

8 жыл бұрын

I like your videos

@cynthiareaume246

8 жыл бұрын

JESSI

@fallongarcia7321

8 жыл бұрын

I love you're videos! ^_^

@fallongarcia7321

8 жыл бұрын

Your*

Okay the first ten seconds and I am sold. Never seen them before until now and I'm already in love after the first ten seconds of the first vid I've seen. Holy shit.

@meowwmae

7 жыл бұрын

KateTheWolf! Start at the beginning of this series just a suggestion

as soon as he said "how do you run out of water, were not amish" i spit out my water everywhere

@Evan_2-the_sequel

5 жыл бұрын

...and had to get more from the well.

KEITH LEARNED WHAT ADJECTIVES ARE!!!

@frankieroisagreasyrat699

8 жыл бұрын

OMG YAY! NOW HE KNOWS HOW TO PLAY A GAME FOR THIRD GRADERS!

@fadielahel2771

8 жыл бұрын

+Pixelfox 11 BAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂

@Deidredit

8 жыл бұрын

+Sarah Jackson Was going to write the same thing but wondered if anyone else thought that.

@SarahQuinnandFranklin

8 жыл бұрын

Dei H I was actually so surprised when he instantly knew an adjective XD When Joe asked I was like, oh here we go ^^

@Zahri8Alang

8 жыл бұрын

+Sarah Jackson Well, it is quite simple, as all adjectives are basically referring to a type of characteristics... such as 'round', 'big', 'smart' and 'cool'.

IM CRYING I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER BEEN THIS HAPPY IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

@etourdizzy

8 жыл бұрын

ME TOO

@MrEdonis23

8 жыл бұрын

fucking crack head

"GET OFF YOUR PEE PEE AND DO SOMETHING" -Joe Santagato 2016

@Halicos93

5 жыл бұрын

Why my PEE PEE is hard and throbing and ready to shoot.

@deleteduser7166

5 жыл бұрын

0:00 to 0:01 poor keith XD

@shelbyrogers5587

5 жыл бұрын

I need this in fancy script on a poster with a beautiful mountain scape as the background

@lonely.toaster

Жыл бұрын

2:51

These mad libs make my life lol. "We're out of water" lol like what!?

@aanshi247

8 жыл бұрын

exactly

@omaralghawaby8497

8 жыл бұрын

Mad libs are the best videos ever XD

@UDoIt2

8 жыл бұрын

+Karissa G I was like What????

Look at Keith's face when he realized he shit his pants

@shafaabbas5379

8 жыл бұрын

I'm dead😭😭😭

@7orontoRaptors

8 жыл бұрын

yooooooo that's to funny

@jacksonbay6493

8 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard I almost pissed myself

4:01 Joe sounds so innocent when he said the flying kind, not the swing

"I have nothing to lose and everything to suck" -Keith

these are the funniest videos on KZread. please keeo making them!

@MasonDoesGamingOfficial

8 жыл бұрын

keep*

@justa-vibe7842

8 жыл бұрын

I want to see them do this drunk

@katier2103

8 жыл бұрын

yes please!!!

"we ran out of water" I can't fucking breathe 😂

@JotheGr3at

8 жыл бұрын

I died too 😂

2:43 look how quick Joe's expression changes 😭😭😭

IS NO ONE GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE BEGINNING OML I'M ACTUALLY CRYING

*Keith' needs his own channel*

@brycecampbell2329

8 жыл бұрын

+Grossy yeeessssss

@BazingaBurger

8 жыл бұрын

What are you gay?

@frankieroisagreasyrat699

8 жыл бұрын

+Bazinga Burger Da fuq?

@BazingaBurger

8 жыл бұрын

I was joking broski

@sarahfowler

8 жыл бұрын

MAKE IT HAPPEN

YES!!! THE MAD LIBS ARE MY FAVORITE!!!

@treyton

8 жыл бұрын

+RickshawGaming bad day?

@mcdad9545

8 жыл бұрын

+RickshawGaming fat

@kaisantadventures8683

8 жыл бұрын

+RickshawGaming wow....really?!

@arnovmukherjee6496

8 жыл бұрын

+RickshawGaming why dad

@anti-roxas850

8 жыл бұрын

BEST VIDEOS EVEE

OH MY LORD AT GOODIE GOODIE GUM COCKS I LOST IT

@jordintroupe

4 жыл бұрын

Summer Woolston LMAOOO

@jennygagne9099

4 жыл бұрын

I have now integrated that into my life vocabulary

"I almost drowned". *Goes to drink more water*

I legit had to pause like 20 times because my chest hurt from laughing so much!

@chelseawoo210

8 жыл бұрын

"Goody goody gum cocks"👍🏻😎

@skullz2244

8 жыл бұрын

You have 69 likes 😂😂

@julieb4866

8 жыл бұрын

Same!

@ohshctrash1410

8 жыл бұрын

My throat hurts from trying to keep in the laughter.

"I've got nothing to lose and everything to suck!" Holy shit that fit so well

@addangel

8 жыл бұрын

+EsplodingBomb that should totally become a catchphrase

"get off your peepee and do something" lmao I peed a little not gonna lie

@Anti-HyperLink

6 жыл бұрын

That's kinda hot

@Silverado-pq6xe

5 жыл бұрын

Anti-HyperLink What the fuck

@Dev-tw1og

5 жыл бұрын

@Shucks they should have said get off your cock

@andrewissa5410

5 жыл бұрын

Anti defanetly watches hentai

@tinylittlemeap7852

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

Literally no one: Them everytime: “𝒱𝑒𝓇𝒷 𝑒𝓃𝒹𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒾𝓃 𝒾𝓃𝑔”

@lonely.toaster

Жыл бұрын

It’s funny

"I have nothing to lose and everything to suck." - That's the life motto of a lot of college girls I'd suspect.

Dude! You gotta come up with a million subscriber special! Your almost there!

@timmialdee2201

8 жыл бұрын

You're*

@tonkales9224

8 жыл бұрын

+xXpinelliXx thegamer 1.000.000*

@gibby2084

8 жыл бұрын

He reached it :3

@DextyB

8 жыл бұрын

+Drink Bleach savage 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@seantsang05

8 жыл бұрын

+Dexter Beaumier haha

"don't have bats to worry about" we didn't think so either... But here we are. cOrOnAvIrUsS

@elisa_cc8285

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@tamaraking1989

3 жыл бұрын

Right?!?! 🤣🤣

@omega311888

2 жыл бұрын

it isnt the bats you need to worry about. its the governments creating and releasing the viruses on purpose that should concern you.

@BoldandBrash12

Жыл бұрын

Not funny

@trinityleroux1242

Жыл бұрын

@@BoldandBrash12 oh it’s hilarious Karen

"Goody goody gumcocks" I swear to god the veins in my neck almost busted

SOMEBODY GIF 6:43 IM CRYING

@SRTAndrew

8 жыл бұрын

+Callum Ross gph.is/1SqT76Y

@Bella-zd9bv

8 жыл бұрын

+ONEXONE thank. You.

@TJBlueDog

8 жыл бұрын

+ONEXONE you da real mvp

@TwoOreosOneCup

8 жыл бұрын

+Callum Ross TBH that was the only funny part of this video. Normally I'm dying the whole video, but this week was lacking until that BOOWWW

@Trust102

8 жыл бұрын

+Callum Ross giphy.com/gifs/joe-santagato-JDykvGYej0otG The laugh at the end kills me.

"Goody goody gumcocks" I freakin died

@karenludwig5883

8 жыл бұрын

same!!!

@EnragedErin

8 жыл бұрын

I fell out of my bed the second I heard it. completely lost it.

7 years later and I revisit this constantly. The amount of quotables Keith offers in such a short period of time. You really do look just like Justin Bieber, Keith, you really do.

"To my beloved cat, Mr. Drypants"

Their laughs is what makes these videos so funny, my jaw hurts from all the laughing!

@StratoSound

8 жыл бұрын

And also what they choose lmfao. Whenever I play this with my friends it isn't nearly as funny because they choose such shitty words to put in the blanks 😅

@dankmaster4746

8 жыл бұрын

mine too i started since the first mad lib madness still watching them

Can we see some drunk mad libs? lol

@goddamnitzoe

8 жыл бұрын

I thought they were drunk lmao

@addeyt9346

8 жыл бұрын

omg yesssss

@reverie2000

8 жыл бұрын

Joe stopped drinking in support of Keith because he was struggling with a drinking problem. It was talked about in the past.

@calebdollin5579

8 жыл бұрын

+Sarah H (Mrsshowtime3) Joe still does

GOODIE GOODIE GUMCOCKS

tbh "i've got nothing to lose and everything to suck" might be my new catchphrase

can you do a mad lib madness weekly??? this is so funny I've seen this vid like 7 times already b/c its just awesome!!

@bassdropheadshot

8 жыл бұрын

if he did it weekly it would get less and less funnier with each video

@IAmTheRealKen

8 жыл бұрын

At least monthly.

Beloved car mr dry pants omg lmfao I peed myself a little 😂😂😂😂

@juliemalkin5050

8 жыл бұрын

Cat

@kettlemypedals

8 жыл бұрын

+Julie Malkin you know you can just edit your own post too

@PugsNotDrugs4

8 жыл бұрын

+kettlemypedals not on mobile

@kettlemypedals

8 жыл бұрын

+PugsNotDrugs4 oh okay thanks for letting me know

@jeanetteandersson7152

4 жыл бұрын

It’s supposed to be CAT not CAR(which makes NO sense)!!’

Always cracks me up that the two names are Wetkins and drypants 😂

"Goodie Goodie gumcocks" gets me every time. 😂😂

"Bats!..the flying kind not the swinging" this video made me lose my shit! but in a good way.

oh my god i laughed so hard to the point where i couldn't breath

@moisesvilchezmontero2027

8 жыл бұрын

+emi cat Watch Mad Lib Madness Pt 4 and tell me about it

I'm crying, laughing with no noise, whimpering, and my abs hurt so much from laughing. I didn't know these were so funny!

I haven't watched these in years and somehow I find myself coming back to them. They are freaking hilarious

part 6 or we fucking riot

@LeMeems

8 жыл бұрын

yesss

@IlkaAzize

8 жыл бұрын

lets go

@finalfantasy7freak664

8 жыл бұрын

Woo!!!

@lindenbates

8 жыл бұрын

Yeah! Hey wait for me!

@fortazerty

8 жыл бұрын

he just did and its hilarious!

It seems Keith has finally understood the concept of an "adjective".

I love how Keith goes to start drinking the milk before they even start 😂😂

"I have nothing to lose and everything to suck" lmao!

5:50 is the best "I almost drowned"

just had surgery 3 days ago and watching this almost made me rip my stitches wide open lol good work

Oh i shit my pants XD keith is so fucking funny

@rockstarvoorhees4946

7 жыл бұрын

Sausage Queef that was the best part 😂😂😂😂

"get off your peepee and do something!" XDDDDD

@MsTinkerbelle87

7 жыл бұрын

Noah Pegasus goody goody gumcocks 😂

@user-kt8kr4cu4h

7 жыл бұрын

+Megan M :D i lost it at goody goody gumcocks 😂😂😂😂

literally no other videos make me laugh out loud the entire video except yours

I love these videos, I die laughing every single time.

@charlessumner3069

8 жыл бұрын

Same

@eleanorday2101

8 жыл бұрын

I know I cry in some cos they're so funny😂

@ppoonjr

8 жыл бұрын

I don't think I've laughed this hard in a while... freaking hilarious!

4:50 Joe's words work so perfectly with the story

5:23 omg his laugh is just great😂

Am I the only one who plays along with them?

@johnnyvisconti2197

8 жыл бұрын

Probably

@michaelmccoll8475

6 жыл бұрын

no i do too ;)

@doniellefrank2995

5 жыл бұрын

I tried but I'm in a hotel soooo

@soup220

4 жыл бұрын

Chyenna Luna no

The look of realization on Keith's face when he shits his pants...

“Wizard Tower” “PP” “Santa Claus” “I almost drowned” 😂😂

These are definitely worth watching again

One Million Subs! Wohoo!

@bambsnaklub4578

8 жыл бұрын

wooooooooooooooo

@johndeer9460

8 жыл бұрын

woooooooooooooooo I one upped you

@goku4561

8 жыл бұрын

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

@johndeer9460

8 жыл бұрын

BidisQUI Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oh shit waddup

@dankmaster4746

8 жыл бұрын

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo beat that hehe

"we ran out of water"

5:23 he sounded like my doorbell XD

Man I can never get enough of these videos, I can watch these so many times and still be wheezing, 2020 anyone??!?

Keith: I look like Justin Bieber Joe: u look like a guy who collects Bieber posters im dead😂😂

Congrats on 1,000,000 subscribers Joe! You deserve this and much, much more!

Keith's face in the beginning when he shit his pants lmao

I love how they explain every time what it is. Like I've been watching them all in a row. I KNOW WHATS GOING ON

Keith using milk made this video 100x better

"I have nothing to lose and everything to suck" 😂😂😂

"I went indoors with that one." 😂😂😂😂😂

I swear Joe's laugh gives me life

"I have nothing to lose and everything to suck" 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀 that part had me dying Lmaoo

"The fuck are you doing Hellboy!" Lost it XD

I come back to this every once in a while just to remind myself how fucking hilarious it is

goody goody gumco ks

@conormeade3849

8 жыл бұрын

gumcocks

NEVER EVER EVER STOP DOING THESE

Love it when the two of you are together. You're both hilarious

*GOODY-GOODY GUMCOCKS*

I want that Sandlot shirt!

@christinaelizabeth2925

7 жыл бұрын

barbaro267 target!!

@grace3420

7 жыл бұрын

have you ever heard of hot topic? well they have that shirt there.

@danyebundick6841

6 жыл бұрын

I got for my dad for Father’s Day at old navy

@Anti-HyperLink

6 жыл бұрын

Why?

@benxvariety8878

5 жыл бұрын

@@DarrylDeSantaTTV lol that was perfect!

i love these videos, i always laugh the entire time

It's literally 5 seconds into the video and I'm already dying with laughter. I LOVE JOE AND KEITH

Joe and Keith together just make it so much better 😂😂

"we ran out of water🤷‍♂️" I've rewatched this too many times and it gets funnier and funnier

"dude, I almost drowned..." my absolute favorite part

"I went indoors with that one"... OMFG LOL

@luketakesi3545

8 жыл бұрын

can you tell me what does this sentence mean? I'm poor in English. thank you.

@lissebelle20

8 жыл бұрын

he said "colon" which is an internal organ.. so "indoors" means "inside the body"

"Goody goody gumcocks" I'm dead

I lost it at *"I look like Justin Bieber" ~Keith* 💀

Joe, you should download Speech Jammer and try to read pages out of a book with Keith. It'd be hilarious.

@nicolemetzger6886

8 жыл бұрын

I second that

@zibadrahman6424

8 жыл бұрын

I nominate The Fault in Our Stars or 50 Shades