Machete (2/5) Movie CLIP - God Has Mercy, I Don't (2010) HD
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CLIP DESCRIPTION:
Padre (Cheech Marin) defends his church from Osiris (Tom Savini) and his henchment
FILM DESCRIPTION:
Robert Rodriguez brings a new breed of antihero to the big screen in this hyper-violent adaptation of the "fake" trailer originally featured in the 2007 double-feature exploitation throwback Grindhouse. Machete (Danny Trejo) is a former Mexican Federale who plays by his own rules, and doesn't answer to anybody. In the wake of a harrowing encounter with feared drug lord Torrez (Steven Seagal), Machete finds himself in Texas, where the shadowy Booth (Jeff Fahey) offers him the opportunity to make some quick cash by assassinating the unscrupulous Senator McLaughlin (Robert De Niro). When the job goes awry and Machete realizes he's been set up, he turns to fierce taco queen Luz (Michelle Rodriguez), heavily armed holy man Padre (Cheech Marin), and trigger-happy socialite April (Lindsay Lohan) to show Booth that he just messed with the wrong Mexican. But before they can get to Booth, Machete's gang will have to contend with blade-wielding ICE agent Sartana (Jessica Alba), who never met an adversary she couldn't flay.
CREDITS:
TM & © Fox (2010)
Courtesy of Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation
Cast: Tom Savini, Cheech Marin, Jeff Fahey
Directors: Ethan Maniquis, Robert Rodriguez
Producers: Ashok Amritraj, Elizabeth Avellan, Alan Bernon, Alastair Burlingham, Dominic Cancilla, Jerry Fruchtman, Peter Fruchtman, Jack Gilardi Jr., Michael Z. Gordon, Anthony Gudas, Myles Nestel, Darby Parker, Tom Proper, Steve Robbins, Robert Rodriguez, Rick Schwartz, Ed Borgerding
Screenwriters: Robert Rodriguez, lvaro Rodrguez
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Father Garcia is the man we need
@LordofSadFac
10 ай бұрын
The Unspeakable requires Will, Faith and a 12 gauge Shotgun to be defeated.
@TemmieContingenC
10 ай бұрын
I AM GOING TO WAR WITH THE UNSPEAKABLE!
@jlinonis
10 ай бұрын
Father Garcia be like "when 2 or 3 (shotguns) are gathered in his name "
@KiiXii
9 ай бұрын
@@TemmieContingenCDios mio, is that Amy?
@quintencornelissen2274
9 ай бұрын
Glad to see people still remember faith
As Father Garcia once said, "Dont be afraid john"
@Swagway177
11 ай бұрын
Mortis
@phineasdickson5756
9 ай бұрын
September 21, 1986
@a_random_lizard
9 ай бұрын
Let's go fight some demons
We need more movies like this. Stupid fun. Anyone saying how could he hold two shotguns without getting kickback doesn't understand the power of stupid action. The greatest action.
@Sirvikrail
4 жыл бұрын
I’ve only seen Machete Kills. It’s so stupid that it’s actually great to watch. Indeed, we need movies so stupid that they are great to watch, just not so stupid that it can’t be watched at all.
@aaronbrunson3267
4 жыл бұрын
Sirvikrail like from valocipastor
@pencilspianos8412
4 жыл бұрын
@@Sirvikrail Spaghetti western? except theyre not stupid at all.
@MalleusSemperVictor
4 жыл бұрын
I can comfortably fire a full size 12 gauge shotgun with buckshot single handedly. Accurately? No. But, it's a shotgun.
@davidgee4399
4 жыл бұрын
LOL that's a great thing to call it. Like Rocky movies where they land 100 straight punches, Stupid Action.
Like in the Hitman game manual: Trust in your God, but carry a loaded gun.
@justincarino9653
Жыл бұрын
They even have _Ave Maria_ in common.
@-_J_-
Жыл бұрын
Nothing can beat the power of God and bullets ☠️
@T_rev-ud7zb
10 ай бұрын
But.. we can’t expect god to do all the work
@iconofsin5886
9 ай бұрын
@T_rev-ud7zb so carry a loaded gun...
@DarthFunky_
9 ай бұрын
@@-_J_- I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet
I just realized this is technically in the same universe as Spy Kids. Danny Trejo’s character’s name is Machete in both films. And the guy who said he doesn’t have mercy was the uncle in Spy Kids.
@kingmitchum
9 ай бұрын
He's not their Uncle!
@bake4795
9 ай бұрын
@@kingmitchumwho knows he could’ve had divine intervention
Spy kids takes a dark turn
@ihavenoclevername8300
5 жыл бұрын
This was before cartman and juni were borj
@trexnext
5 жыл бұрын
@@ihavenoclevername8300 really?
@ihavenoclevername8300
5 жыл бұрын
@@trexnext maybe apparently the machete films take place in the same universe as spy kids so..plus their uncle is named machete
@Thatbakedjedi
5 жыл бұрын
@@ihavenoclevername8300 yeah, totally the same character
@asilva5021
4 жыл бұрын
@@Thatbakedjedi I mean, it is tho lmao
Best line ever "God has mercy I don't"
@rashidhatimparker2766
6 жыл бұрын
Kris Alfaro facts
@davidheaven8950
6 жыл бұрын
Kris Alfaro yea..this quote ''God has mercy, i don't'' is over 1700 years old. I believe one of the romans said it first or maybe the greeks. But it's not sure from the Historians in the Historiography.
@harrylane4
5 жыл бұрын
@@davidheaven8950 yeah but it was first said in machete
@harrylane4
5 жыл бұрын
@Not Charging facts
@davidheaven8950
5 жыл бұрын
@Harrison Lane hmmm...it was already said in cheap Spaghetti Western television in Italy, Spain and the then yugoslavia (60s & 70s). But it was never said in a movie from a Priest with a pumpgun in the Hand and that made the quote for the young audience ''so cool' and different. Rodriguez and Tarantino are fans & influenced of spaghetti Western.
If preists were like this, I would never miss a Sunday.
@NIcholasparker88
4 жыл бұрын
A priest is supposed to protect his flock and church
@varangiangaming7178
4 жыл бұрын
Some of them are
@tiptop9120
4 жыл бұрын
Then your priest would be a murderer.
@jwhite7643
4 жыл бұрын
I don’t think they’d let you
@annihilator5494
4 жыл бұрын
@@tiptop9120 He was bad
When your the last person on your team alive in Rainbow six Siege
@nguyenthibichngoc1848
6 жыл бұрын
Rhys Jackson phimset
@rashidhatimparker2766
6 жыл бұрын
Rhys Jackson facts tho lmao 😂
@AnonEMus-cp2mn
6 жыл бұрын
*3 VS 5* 1:24 *1 VS 5* 1:31
@lilbrownie3344
6 жыл бұрын
ugh no
@leontam221
5 жыл бұрын
But you fail you team and get trolled by the other team
tfw this movie is in the same universe as spy kids
@EricNorberg
8 жыл бұрын
That's why Robert Rodriguez is THE BEST
@iampedro1018
6 жыл бұрын
Anthony Escobar yeah lol
@codypeterson1326
6 жыл бұрын
Yes everybody, this is in the same exact universe as spy kids
@gabrielgunnzalez
6 жыл бұрын
It's more like a parallel universe. Same characters, different lives.
@eloymartinez7695
6 жыл бұрын
Kuma it the same director he did spy kids.
Everyone: This is in the same universe as spy kids!? Me: Did you really think the spy kids' universe was all clean and goody tooshoos. I mean, they were using children as government operatives.
@skelepunner745sans5
3 жыл бұрын
I honestly forgot that the US government was essentially using Kids as covert operatives
@bigman9341
Жыл бұрын
@@anothertexasboi3146 Uh huh sure mate
@potatoboyhats905
10 ай бұрын
@@anothertexasboi3146While yeah that's true... Pretending's fun
@venepskeuten9206
10 ай бұрын
@@anothertexasboi3146yes, but its funnier if they were connected
@GikamesShadow
9 ай бұрын
@@anothertexasboi3146 nu uh
Please, kids, don't ever try shooting a shotgun single-handed. Your eyes will thank you.
@eduardojara6955
4 жыл бұрын
What happens to your eyes?
@dove7374
4 жыл бұрын
@@eduardojara6955 recoil.
@eduardojara6955
4 жыл бұрын
@@dove7374 like does it hit your eyes or something or the flash
@sierrafoxtrot2998
4 жыл бұрын
@@eduardojara6955 Stockless shotguns have a tedancy to kick back with some force and if you weren't gripping it correctly or shard enough it could very well fly out of your hands and crack you in the face
@codeinecowboy8607
4 жыл бұрын
Hope they know a good dentist
Makes me want to become a priest
@rashidhatimparker2766
6 жыл бұрын
Little Joey Numbnutz facts,lmao 😂
@CRAZYWILDMAN49
6 жыл бұрын
LOL
@folieadeux0531
5 жыл бұрын
Then you can't hit on or pick up girls anymore if your a preist.
@gabrielgunnzalez
5 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@joeysbestfriend2614
4 жыл бұрын
Gabriel Canarte It’s not like he picks up girls or hit on them to begin with 😂
“God had mercy. *I don’t”* Father Garcia said calmly.
1:28 the most epic shot kill I've ever seen
@saladking2370
11 ай бұрын
John wick got close
Remember kids, don't fire from the hip.
@Hassony523
6 жыл бұрын
SpaztallicA unless you were playing counter striker kids.
@CRAZYWILDMAN49
6 жыл бұрын
correct uganda, because movies and video games are the sole cause to what is happening in society, it has nothing to do with the leftist establishment at all. ;)
@ChrisJia202
5 жыл бұрын
no matter how badass you are, dont fire from the hip
@CrossOfBayonne
4 жыл бұрын
Switching to your sidearm is faster than reloading
@nou8830
4 жыл бұрын
@@CrossOfBayonne Knife the watermelon
Man, the OSS really stepped up it's game.
@rulerofall015
5 жыл бұрын
I did sort of thought the same thing saying the same characters are connected to spy kids
0:41 priest with a shotgun with a familiar face... Sounds like father Garcia to me
@vaderiscool
Жыл бұрын
Ye
Same energy as “We Can’t Expect God To Do All The Work”
Cheech as a priest is still my best movie experience
@michaelconticchio2034
3 жыл бұрын
Tom Savini : giving me vibe? At 0:29
Spy kids: [exists] Robert Rodriguez: "gadgets are cool and all but uhhh.. *G u n* "
When you're the last one alive in Search & Destroy against the whole enemy team.
*M O R T I S*
That two shotgun crossed around pillar double headshot was EPIC! ^^
"God has mercy, I don't." Greatest lines ever
"Don't be afraid John"
Faith Chapter 3 in a nutshell
father garcia moment
"I AM GOING TO WAR WITH THE UNSPEAKABLE."
0:42 When you finaly find the Camper
@alexlovelady8249
3 жыл бұрын
Getting some serious soldier vs sniper vibes
@skipperg4436
3 жыл бұрын
@@alexlovelady8249 kill them with shovel
"God Has Mercy, I Dont" Sounds like father garcia from The unholy trinity
"And when The Father has delivered them over to you and you have defeated them, then you must destroy them completely, accept no treaty from them, and show them no mercy"
Father Garcia gave them dat M O R T I S screen
“Don't be afraid John”
OK one of the shotguns that guy has is spitting out brass
@ferretboy221
3 жыл бұрын
Brass hulls are a thing....but if we are looking that closely at this film i think we are missing the point....
@RollingxBigshot
3 жыл бұрын
Dude shot way more than that 10 shot 12g mag lol
Met Tom Savini at a convention a couple years ago, classy guy real down to earth, soft spoken guy unlike the parts he usually plays where he’s a crazy guy.
“Don’t Be Afraid John”
Damn, this new Faith chapter is fire
“Don’t be afraid, John.” *pumps shotgun*
Father Garcia be like:
"God has mercy, I don't.." Father dropped the coldest quote of the century 🥶
Uncle Felix!!
@d.n.3652
5 жыл бұрын
forrestgumball I’m not your uncle
God and I entering Netflix Headquarters after they release Cuties.
@Extreme396
3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahaha
@LowIntSpecimen
2 жыл бұрын
*god no longer has mercy.*
Don't be afraid, John.
"God has mercy, I don't" pretty much sums up that although priests are the voice of God, they aren't God
@anwarrazali2832
3 жыл бұрын
Human are made by god you stupid idiot read the bible
@Dukesparrow1999
3 жыл бұрын
@@anwarrazali2832 whoa whoa chill out bro, I'm just stating what I'm seeing in this clip, no need to go all insult on me
@jay-2004
2 жыл бұрын
@@anwarrazali2832 calm down Jamal, don’t put out the nine.
@BrainMeltGaming
2 жыл бұрын
@@anwarrazali2832 put your tampon back in Jennifer
I'm only here because this was rotoscoped for Faith lmao
Don't be afraid, John
Father Garcia will be real in 5 seconds
Don't be afraid John
The priest is like father garcia from faith the unholy trinity
Father Garcia has a way of sending people to God.
2010 was one hell of a year to be alive and aware of the good times
@BigBossIvan
2 жыл бұрын
And onwards it’s all gone to crap. Everything.
@michaelharrisjr
Жыл бұрын
2010 was an awesome year when everything was smooth sailing
Father Garcia
pov: father garcia in chapter 3
"Don't be afraid, Jon."
1:28 LEGEND of SHOTGUN.
From the alternative timeline where Nachos dad decided to take revenge in the cartel
IS THAT FATHER GARCIA?!
Anyone notice the Kill Bill reference at the very beginning.
@huseyinbasal9208
6 жыл бұрын
Jacket youre right
@danielbratwurst1980
5 жыл бұрын
How?
@gigagaming9630
5 жыл бұрын
Daniel Bratwurst 4 people walked into a church to murder The Bride and her fiancé on their wedding day, they were also dressed in black. This is literally the same thing.
@willt2986
4 жыл бұрын
Damm I wouldn't have noticed that if you hadn't pointed it out
@krisofdeath01
4 жыл бұрын
I came to the comments just to see if anyone else noticed this as it was the first thing I saw.
When u use "no recoil" but still lose the game.
May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won’t.
Best Spy Kids movie ever
Yo father Garcia is the dude with the shotguns
I’m Not Your Uncle.
Ain't no way father Garcia!!
Father Garcia basically
1:28 How the f?
@Orlok26
4 жыл бұрын
Stupid fun
@tribot_leader
4 жыл бұрын
Hes a man of god
@suntzu6468
4 жыл бұрын
tristanbistan3 Yeah, that kill felt like it had divine intervention.
Faith chapter 3 reference
@martinzachry2121
10 ай бұрын
there's a faith edit using the rotoscoping
You just know for a fact that they had too much fun on this movie.
This scene actually got faith rotoscoped
literally father garcia
The Father Garcia experience
father garcia becomes real in 1 second
“Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon...” - Terry Pratchett
lol Watched faith rotoscoped version, then faith live action version, now this. Such a great scene
0:20 when my ops think we’re gonna fight like men;
He doesn’t experience recoil cause the hand of god is on his shoulders.
@murderous_dummy
9 ай бұрын
The movie is stupid fun how people call it, it means it will ingore all of logic side to make a enjoyable movie, many movies do this.
*"MORtIS"*
Damn, the Live Action FAITH movie looking fire 🔥
Father Garcia in faith the holy trinity be like
“Pleeeeeeeaase, your Omnipotence, have mercy!”
@Hahnfruh
4 жыл бұрын
After you've scrubbed all the floors in Mexico, THEN we can talk about mercy!
@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901
4 жыл бұрын
"I can't wait to bomb some pendejos!"
What I love is that out of everything getting shot, the cross is untouched.
OMG FATHER GARCIA IRL
You could say he had God mode on
If Cheech Marin was my church’s “Padre”, I’d NEVER miss a Sunday mass lmao
Father Garcia from "Faith"; the early years.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE MARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAA....." I expected a bald man wearing a tuxedo and wielding a pair of Silverballers to suddenly appear in the middle of the gunfight, but lastly there were just some armed henchmen and a priest with a pair of shotguns instead. I must have thought the movie I was seeing was "Hitman"...
DONT BE AFRAID JOHN
I love it when it says “God Has Mercy I don’t”😂😂😂😂
That priest got down with those shotguns!
You stood for your ground for the last second father ....you are the man
0:45 That hurt me on the inside.
@RyanSmith-wo2pi
3 жыл бұрын
..
@RollingxBigshot
3 жыл бұрын
..
I don’t think it gets more Hollywood; I love it
1:08 storm trooper aim
Don't Be Afraid John, because Faith the Unholy religion is on Steam now.
“Im not you uncle”
love how the usas12 has no recoil and isnt shredding either his shoulders or the pews
Father Garcia became real
Tom Savini is such a badass in this scene the way he hipfires the endless clip lol
1:39 CSGO drop weapon sound